1 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:10,147 Ask not what your country can do for you. 2 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,814 Ask what you can do for your country. 3 00:00:12,898 --> 00:00:16,687 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! 4 00:00:16,856 --> 00:00:19,689 The only thing we have to fear 5 00:00:19,773 --> 00:00:21,731 is fear itself! 6 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:24,773 "Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!" 7 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:40,719 synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 8 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:56,522 Modern technology is at the forefront 9 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:58,814 of the fight against terror. 10 00:00:58,898 --> 00:01:00,939 One time, I killed a suicide bomber 11 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:02,773 with an iPad Pro, 12 00:01:02,856 --> 00:01:05,230 but luckily, I had bought AppleCare. 13 00:01:05,314 --> 00:01:07,522 I go in now to meet a respected politician 14 00:01:07,606 --> 00:01:10,314 to showcase the latest Israeli gadget. 15 00:01:10,397 --> 00:01:13,689 I'm sitting with Roy Moore. 16 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:16,230 Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore 17 00:01:16,314 --> 00:01:18,397 is facing accusations of sexual misconduct. 18 00:01:18,481 --> 00:01:19,648 - Four women... - A fifth woman... 19 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,731 A total of nine women have now come forward. 20 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:24,564 One accuser says that Moore initiated a sexual encounter 21 00:01:24,648 --> 00:01:26,272 when she was just 14 years old. 22 00:01:26,356 --> 00:01:29,689 Get out and vote for Roy Moore. 23 00:01:31,022 --> 00:01:32,898 Do it. Do it. 24 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:36,481 It really is an honor. 25 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,980 - Shalom. - Shalom. 26 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:41,522 Very, very nice to meet you. 27 00:01:41,606 --> 00:01:43,481 Well, thank you very much. I'm very honored. 28 00:01:43,564 --> 00:01:45,773 Why Alabama have 29 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:49,522 this strong connection with Israel? 30 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:51,606 It's just, Alabama has always been a state 31 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:54,939 that valued freedom, valued liberty... 32 00:01:55,022 --> 00:01:57,022 - Of course. - ...and appreciated 33 00:01:57,105 --> 00:01:59,064 what people went through to get it, 34 00:01:59,147 --> 00:02:01,314 - and I think that-- - Alabama has always 35 00:02:01,397 --> 00:02:03,064 been a place for equality. 36 00:02:03,147 --> 00:02:06,147 It has, and we've, uh, celebrated 37 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:08,980 throughout our history things like this. 38 00:02:09,064 --> 00:02:12,356 In Alabama, people have always been free, 39 00:02:12,439 --> 00:02:16,189 whatever their religion or race or sexuality. 40 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,898 Well, it's part of our heritage. 41 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,105 - Of course. - You know? 42 00:02:19,189 --> 00:02:22,522 So the difference in Israel, and many people ask, 43 00:02:22,606 --> 00:02:27,022 "Why we have so many technological innovation?" 44 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,272 Because in the army, there is a unit 45 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:31,606 just for technological innovation. 46 00:02:31,689 --> 00:02:34,314 The army has always been about technology. 47 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:38,648 We are very proud of the new antiterror tech system, 48 00:02:38,731 --> 00:02:42,606 so I don't know if you are aware we are at two wars with Gaza, 49 00:02:42,689 --> 00:02:46,814 and in the last one, Hamas were building tunnels 50 00:02:46,898 --> 00:02:49,980 and using them to infiltrate and launch terror attacks. 51 00:02:50,064 --> 00:02:54,147 - Yeah, sure. - We have developed seismic waves 52 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:58,064 that can detect where the tunnel is. 53 00:02:58,147 --> 00:03:01,439 Hamas are very upset about this, 54 00:03:01,522 --> 00:03:04,439 but it has been very exciting. 55 00:03:04,522 --> 00:03:08,522 Since it has been started, we have detected three tunnels, 56 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,856 each of which would be used for terrorist attack. 57 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,147 They have now used this technology 58 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,439 to identify other abnormalities. 59 00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:17,648 It turns out that sex offenders 60 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:22,105 and particularly pedophiles secrete an enzyme, 61 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:26,939 4-D DHT, which is actually detectable. 62 00:03:27,022 --> 00:03:30,564 It is three times the level of nonpedophiles, 63 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:33,481 so the phrase "sweating like a rapist" 64 00:03:33,564 --> 00:03:35,898 is actually based on science. 65 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,980 - Mm. - So in Israel, 66 00:03:38,064 --> 00:03:39,939 they have developed a machine 67 00:03:40,022 --> 00:03:43,272 that is used in schools and playgrounds 68 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,648 to detect anyone coming in, 69 00:03:45,731 --> 00:03:49,272 and if they detect a pedophile, 70 00:03:49,356 --> 00:03:52,773 the wand alerts the law enforcement 71 00:03:52,856 --> 00:03:56,564 and the schools within a hundred mile radius. 72 00:03:56,648 --> 00:04:00,064 Uh, it is very, very simple to use. 73 00:04:00,147 --> 00:04:02,314 You just switch it on, 74 00:04:02,397 --> 00:04:05,731 and because neither of us are sex offenders, 75 00:04:05,814 --> 00:04:07,189 then it make absolutely nothing. 76 00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:09,272 You just put it on. You put it nearby. 77 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:13,064 Wait. This, there's obviously a problem. 78 00:04:13,147 --> 00:04:15,731 Hold on. Hold on. 79 00:04:18,272 --> 00:04:20,022 It must be faulty. 80 00:04:21,939 --> 00:04:23,397 It's malfunctioning. 81 00:04:23,481 --> 00:04:25,980 I'm sure it will do the same with the other guy here. 82 00:04:26,064 --> 00:04:28,689 - Uh, Raziel? - Yeah? 83 00:04:28,773 --> 00:04:30,314 Let me just... 84 00:04:41,939 --> 00:04:43,189 Uh, sorry. 85 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:46,064 - Is this your jacket? - Yes. 86 00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:49,356 Uh, did you lend the jacket 87 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:51,105 to somebody else maybe? 88 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:52,606 No. No. 89 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:55,147 - I've been married for 33. - Sure. 90 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,773 Never had an accusation of such things. 91 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,856 I am not accusing you at all. This is not-- 92 00:04:59,939 --> 00:05:01,856 Well, then if this is an instrument, I-- 93 00:05:01,939 --> 00:05:03,898 Certainly, I'm not a pedophile, okay? 94 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:06,356 - No, but the machine works. - Well, I don't know. 95 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:09,439 Then maybe Israeli technology hasn't developed properly. 96 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,648 - How's that? - This is 99.8 percent accurate. 97 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:14,356 It is not saying that you are a pedophile. Of course not. 98 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,939 I am simply cutting this conversation right now. 99 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:19,272 - No, no, no. - Thank you. 100 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:21,397 - Have you been-- - Been nice. I support Israel. 101 00:05:21,481 --> 00:05:23,606 I don't support this kind of stuff. 102 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,481 - Thank you. - No. It is, I'm not saying 103 00:05:25,564 --> 00:05:27,022 that you're a sex offender at all. 104 00:05:32,105 --> 00:05:34,606 I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello, 105 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:38,105 and I believe in equal rights for all 24 genders. 106 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:40,314 Two weeks after the election was stolen 107 00:05:40,397 --> 00:05:44,439 from President Hillary Clinton, I managed to get out of bed. 108 00:05:44,522 --> 00:05:47,689 I've been cycling through our fractured nation 109 00:05:47,773 --> 00:05:49,773 to try and heal the divide. 110 00:05:53,064 --> 00:05:56,648 I needed to find out why the Afro-diasporic community 111 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,356 did not vote for Hillary. 112 00:05:58,439 --> 00:06:01,773 The only way I could think to truly bridge this racial divide 113 00:06:01,856 --> 00:06:05,606 was to mediate a dialogue between two natural enemies... 114 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:08,814 There's an honest, proven conservative-- Chip Limehouse. 115 00:06:08,898 --> 00:06:12,230 ... a wretched white politician 116 00:06:12,314 --> 00:06:14,230 from South Carolina 117 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:16,814 and a genius gangster rapper from Atlanta. 118 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:21,814 ? So I'm outside of the club, and you think I'm a punk ? 119 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,272 My name is Chip Limehouse, 120 00:06:23,356 --> 00:06:25,314 and I'm from Charleston, South Carolina. 121 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:27,648 I'm formerly a state legislator in South Carolina. 122 00:06:27,731 --> 00:06:30,689 I'm Bone Crusher. I'm a local artist here in Atlanta. 123 00:06:30,773 --> 00:06:32,606 I've done a lot of music with a lot of people. 124 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:34,064 I've enjoyed life. 125 00:06:34,147 --> 00:06:36,105 And racially, you are-- 126 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:37,689 How would you identify? As white... 127 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,314 Black. 128 00:06:39,397 --> 00:06:41,648 That's an offensive tone, though, no, uh, the "B" word? 129 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:43,064 - Black? - Is that-- 130 00:06:43,147 --> 00:06:44,522 That's slightly offensive. 131 00:06:44,606 --> 00:06:45,731 Not to me, it isn't. 132 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:47,230 Isn't it Afro-marginalized? 133 00:06:47,314 --> 00:06:49,147 No, I never heard of that. 134 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:51,980 - Because... - Well, you're from Oregon. 135 00:06:52,064 --> 00:06:53,939 I'm from South Carolina. He's from Georgia. 136 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:55,189 - He's a black man. - Right. 137 00:06:55,272 --> 00:06:56,648 - He's a black man. - Well, 138 00:06:56,731 --> 00:06:58,481 I wouldn't slap him on the shoulder 139 00:06:58,564 --> 00:07:00,689 and say he's a "B" man. 140 00:07:00,773 --> 00:07:02,898 That's-- That came off as very condescending. 141 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,606 Are you okay? 142 00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:07,439 Okay, so, how would you feel 143 00:07:07,522 --> 00:07:11,481 if your daughter had a black pimp? 144 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,606 Uh, I would not be pleased. 145 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:17,022 First of all, my daughter would never be involved with any pimp, 146 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:19,230 so it's an irrelevant question. 147 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,481 Let's move to the next topic 148 00:07:20,564 --> 00:07:21,564 'cause we're not getting anywhere. 149 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,481 Okay. Let's-- I agree. 150 00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:25,898 Let's try and bridge the divide somewhat. 151 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,689 What was your favorite scene in "Moonlight?" 152 00:07:28,773 --> 00:07:30,439 I did not see "Moonlight," unfortunately, 153 00:07:30,522 --> 00:07:32,064 so I can't comment. 154 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,773 You did not see "Moonlight," the Oscar-winning "Moonlight"? 155 00:07:34,856 --> 00:07:37,314 You did not see the winner of the Oscar? 156 00:07:37,397 --> 00:07:39,522 - Sorry, I did not mean to-- - Is your hearing bad? 157 00:07:39,606 --> 00:07:41,814 I just said I did not see "Moonlight." 158 00:07:41,898 --> 00:07:44,314 He did not see "Moonlight." Can you believe that? 159 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,064 I haven't seen it, either. 160 00:07:46,147 --> 00:07:47,898 - What? - I haven't seen it, either. 161 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:49,648 Go ahead, next question, 'cause we didn't see "Moonlight." 162 00:07:49,731 --> 00:07:51,356 Okay, well, let's talk about rap. 163 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:52,481 - Let's talk about rap. - Is that okay? 164 00:07:52,564 --> 00:07:54,272 Let's talk about-- If you want to. 165 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:55,481 - You know? - Yes, I would like to. 166 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:57,272 Whatever you want to do, Nira. 167 00:07:57,356 --> 00:08:00,105 If I may quote one of the great gangster rappers, 168 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,439 William "Will" Smith, 169 00:08:02,522 --> 00:08:05,689 um, his works are truly powerful. 170 00:08:05,773 --> 00:08:09,522 If I may quote, "Wiki wild, wild. 171 00:08:09,606 --> 00:08:11,773 Wiki, wiki, wild. 172 00:08:11,856 --> 00:08:13,439 Wiki wild. 173 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:14,689 Wi-- 174 00:08:14,773 --> 00:08:17,898 Wiki, wiki wild, wild, wild West." 175 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,939 Wiki wild. 176 00:08:20,022 --> 00:08:23,397 Wiki, wiki, wild, wild West." 177 00:08:23,481 --> 00:08:25,189 Do you find those lyrics inspiring? 178 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,439 I mean, I-I-I like Will Smith. 179 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:28,980 I wouldn't consider him a gangster rapper. 180 00:08:29,064 --> 00:08:30,731 - Oh? - He has better lyrics than that 181 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:31,856 that you quoted. 182 00:08:31,939 --> 00:08:33,230 I don't know what that came from. 183 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:34,939 Well, he's referring, of course, to 184 00:08:35,022 --> 00:08:37,272 the wild, wild West of where he was brought up, 185 00:08:37,356 --> 00:08:39,230 in the streets of Compton. 186 00:08:39,314 --> 00:08:41,105 - Which, of course, is so wild -- - I thought he's from Philly. 187 00:08:41,189 --> 00:08:43,189 - Pardon me? - Will Smith's from Philly. 188 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,022 - Philly? - Wrong again! 189 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:46,356 Everything coming out of your mouth is wrong. 190 00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:48,980 I have not been wrong even once. 191 00:08:49,064 --> 00:08:51,272 - You've been smoking something. - I-- I am very knowledgeable 192 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,022 about rap. 193 00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:55,356 You just mumbled and bumbled about a bunch of stupidity. 194 00:08:55,439 --> 00:08:57,356 - I have mumbled and -- - Stupidity! 195 00:08:57,439 --> 00:08:59,022 Listening to you is offensive. 196 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,064 The idea that what I'm saying is stupid 197 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:03,814 and what you were saying is somehow intelligent... 198 00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:06,022 - Uh, you know what? - ...is-- is itself laughable. 199 00:09:06,105 --> 00:09:08,064 I have three doctorates. 200 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,648 - You do? Oh, yeah. - Yes, I do. 201 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:11,439 - In what? - Humane letters. 202 00:09:11,522 --> 00:09:12,980 That's not a real doctorate. 203 00:09:13,064 --> 00:09:14,814 It's a doctorate. It's on my wall. 204 00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:16,314 What, did you buy it off the Internet? 205 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:18,272 - It's on my wall. - It's important 206 00:09:18,356 --> 00:09:20,522 to show respect to people of other cultures. 207 00:09:20,606 --> 00:09:23,648 I met a Syrian man in London by the name of Jabi. 208 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,189 We got talking, and after a few hours, 209 00:09:27,272 --> 00:09:28,856 he made love to me. 210 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:32,230 And I am not a homosexual, and I never have been. 211 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:34,064 Hold on a second. You just said a man made love to you. 212 00:09:34,147 --> 00:09:35,522 And you're not a homosexual? 213 00:09:35,606 --> 00:09:38,105 You are a homosexual if you had sex with another man. 214 00:09:38,189 --> 00:09:40,189 - I -- No, he had sex with me. - Don't get too close. 215 00:09:40,272 --> 00:09:42,773 My point is not that he made love to me. 216 00:09:42,856 --> 00:09:45,105 It was that when he was inside me, 217 00:09:45,189 --> 00:09:47,939 he did a rocking motion with his phallus. 218 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,064 And that was fascinating. 219 00:09:50,147 --> 00:09:52,980 He did a kind of swipe up and down 220 00:09:53,064 --> 00:09:55,147 with his phallus which was a rocking motion. 221 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:59,022 And that was an eye-opener, quite literally. 222 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,522 Erev tov. Bad hombres 223 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:11,814 pulling in from Mexico with guns, guns, and violence. 224 00:10:11,898 --> 00:10:13,147 How we gonna stop this? 225 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,689 Easy. 226 00:10:14,773 --> 00:10:17,230 We gonna form a gang and use guns and violence. 227 00:10:17,314 --> 00:10:18,564 Yalla. Let go. 228 00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:27,522 One of my first acts will be 229 00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:30,064 to get all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones. 230 00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:32,731 We have some bad hombres here, and we're gonna get 'em out. 231 00:10:32,814 --> 00:10:34,731 I needed two brave commandos 232 00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:37,564 for this mission to catch illegal Mexicans, 233 00:10:37,648 --> 00:10:40,189 so I met up with three potential candidates. 234 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,939 You guy are coming to me soft, 235 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:46,939 but after one hour with me, I will make you very hard. 236 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:50,064 Not completely hard, but hard enough 237 00:10:50,147 --> 00:10:53,230 that it don't matter who come on you. 238 00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:55,439 You will finish them. 239 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,731 You will eat their ass. 240 00:10:57,814 --> 00:11:02,522 Okay, today's mission is to trap illegal Mexican. 241 00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,522 Are you ready for this operation? 242 00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:06,439 Probably America's biggest problem 243 00:11:06,522 --> 00:11:08,022 or their threat right now 244 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:10,522 is the Islamic terrorism and the illegals 245 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:11,856 coming into this country. 246 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,481 They're taking our jobs. They're taking our money. 247 00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:14,689 And they're not keeping it here. 248 00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:16,439 They don't want to assimilate with us. 249 00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:17,606 I mean, I voted for Trump, 250 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,606 as you can see by the hat I'm wearing, 251 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,564 uh, for the reason I want him to build the wall. 252 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,314 There's no vetting. You don't-- 253 00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:25,356 Nobody checks anybody to know who they are. 254 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:27,105 You just come in. You can get a name. 255 00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:29,105 You can get a driver's license in Georgia, 256 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,980 which you shouldn't be able to do, 257 00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:33,314 which basically gives you rights to do about anything. 258 00:11:33,397 --> 00:11:34,481 Uh, are there things 259 00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:36,564 that the main-street media are not telling you? 260 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,105 Oh, yeah. 261 00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:40,898 All we get are these sob stories about the poor Mexican. 262 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,356 You know, we're paying through the nose 263 00:11:43,439 --> 00:11:45,898 to educate these people, put them on welfare. 264 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,314 Today's mission is 265 00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:51,522 to trap illegal Mexican. 266 00:11:51,606 --> 00:11:53,064 How we gonna do this? 267 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,230 You have to bait them somehow. 268 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,939 Do you know what quinceañera is? 269 00:11:57,022 --> 00:11:58,939 Yeah. They-- They get all dressed up, 270 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,689 really dressed up, everybody, 271 00:12:00,773 --> 00:12:02,689 and they have a big-- really big party. 272 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:05,189 I think it's 15 years old is what the age is for 'em. 273 00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:06,314 And it's a big party. 274 00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:07,980 I mean, it's-- And it's a big-- 275 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,064 It's a big, drunk party, is what it is. 276 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,272 It's a transition for the girl going into womanhood at 15. 277 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:13,648 Right, right. 278 00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:16,147 What do they think they're gonna do with the young girls? 279 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:17,439 Have their way. 280 00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:18,898 What it mean "have their way"? 281 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,564 They're gonna rape them, really, is what it is. 282 00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:21,522 They're gonna take advantage 283 00:12:21,606 --> 00:12:22,856 of a young, 15-year-old girl 284 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:24,189 who is not ready to go into womanhood. 285 00:12:24,272 --> 00:12:25,522 - Right. - Yes. 286 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:28,189 We going to throw a quinceañera. 287 00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:29,564 You know why? 288 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,648 'Cause they all show up. 289 00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:34,397 They going to come because they think 290 00:12:34,481 --> 00:12:36,356 there are going to be young girls there. 291 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:37,898 Yeah. 292 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:41,397 The one who is going to lead the operation out of you 293 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:43,980 will get to be the quinceañera girl. 294 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,606 I going to tell you about one piece of clothing 295 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:52,356 that save my life and many other life. 296 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,439 This called pussy panties. 297 00:12:54,522 --> 00:12:56,980 - Hm. - Yeah. 298 00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:58,606 Why do we wear them? 299 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:01,481 Because not enough to look like a woman. 300 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:02,564 You need to feel like a woman. 301 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:03,814 - Right. - Yes. 302 00:13:03,898 --> 00:13:05,272 You have heard of Wonderful Woman? 303 00:13:05,356 --> 00:13:06,230 Wonder Woman. Yeah. 304 00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:07,272 Gal Gadot? 305 00:13:07,356 --> 00:13:09,606 - Wonder Woman. - Wonder Woman. Yes. 306 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,939 This couscous is based on Gal Gadot. 307 00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:13,606 Okay. 308 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:17,272 Close your eyes. Feel. 309 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:18,648 Yeah, if you're-- Yeah. 310 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,814 What do you think? Yeah. 311 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:23,648 You could-- You could easily pass as that. 312 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:24,856 What does it feel like? 313 00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:26,105 Feels like a real woman. 314 00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:27,814 Okay, you, close your eyes. 315 00:13:27,898 --> 00:13:30,356 Touch my pussy panties. 316 00:13:30,439 --> 00:13:32,773 Yeah. It's a little dry. It's a little dry, 317 00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,105 but I get the idea. 318 00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:40,397 This is how to go undercover 319 00:13:40,481 --> 00:13:43,230 as a 15-year-old quinceañera girl 320 00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:46,147 and to disarm the illegal Mexican. 321 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:47,731 I will be the illegal Mexican. 322 00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:49,606 You will be the quinceañera girl, okay? 323 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:50,522 Okay. 324 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,648 - Hola. - Hola. 325 00:13:54,731 --> 00:13:56,272 - ¿Cómo estás? - Muy bien. Yeah. 326 00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,272 Mm. Wow. Nice. 327 00:13:58,356 --> 00:14:01,272 Yeah. Good. 328 00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:04,022 All right, you motherfucker! 329 00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:06,856 You take one step, and I'll blow your Mexican balls off! 330 00:14:06,939 --> 00:14:08,939 Go ahead. Make my 15th birthday. Come on! 331 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,397 If you punch, how do you protect your hand 332 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,064 from getting disease? 333 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,648 Wear gloves? 334 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,481 Okay. We use... 335 00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:20,856 Condoms. 336 00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:22,397 This is what we do. 337 00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:25,856 You close to fist, then you pull it over. 338 00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:29,272 And when you fight, we use K-Y jelly... 339 00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:30,064 Yeah. 340 00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:31,856 ... and we put on the face 341 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,397 wherever we think they will attack. 342 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,898 - We want an advertisement sign... - Right. 343 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,064 That will attract the illegal Mexican. 344 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:40,564 What should we put on the sign? 345 00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:41,564 Free food. 346 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,606 What else? 347 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:44,648 Alcohol, drugs. 348 00:14:44,731 --> 00:14:47,022 Pussy. Pussy. 349 00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:49,022 Young girls. Young pussy. 350 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,272 That's what they want. 351 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,230 My role of the mission today 352 00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:55,147 is to be the 15-year-old quince-quinciera girl. 353 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,648 I'm gonna be the piñata. I'm gonna be filming 354 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,564 all the actions that are happening 355 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,272 for records for legal purposes. 356 00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:04,105 I decided to lose Joe for the mission 357 00:15:04,189 --> 00:15:06,397 because his body type was not believable 358 00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:09,189 to play a Mexican teenage girl. 359 00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:17,648 The plan is to come in and to lure the illegals in 360 00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:20,522 to want to be attracted to the 15-year-old girls 361 00:15:20,606 --> 00:15:22,856 so they can get, uh, arrested and get deported. 362 00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:26,898 We're gonna use, uh, myself as bait, and... 363 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:30,898 lure them in with food and liquor and entertainment, 364 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,397 thinking that they're coming to a celebration. 365 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:36,522 Then we're going to put something in the guacamole. 366 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:38,856 They going to get unconscious. 367 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,064 Once they've eaten the guacamole and the-- 368 00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,356 the drugs have taken the effect, that's-- 369 00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,105 They go to sleep. 370 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:46,147 So, if they try and touch your pussy, what you gonna do? 371 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,356 You need to take their weapons 372 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:48,814 and handle the situation at that moment. 373 00:15:58,898 --> 00:16:01,314 I am here to help move this mission along 374 00:16:01,397 --> 00:16:03,189 because of our great country. 375 00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,356 And we've gotten weak over time. 376 00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:08,564 And we need to stop the ISIS, the Mexicans, the Syrians, 377 00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:11,564 anybody who comes in, tries to infiltrate this country 378 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,230 that does not belong here. 379 00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:16,773 Listen, today, we are like one family. 380 00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:18,064 Three brothers. 381 00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:21,230 Doesn't matter what happen. We stick together. 382 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,147 True? 383 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,230 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 384 00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,272 One, two, three. 385 00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:28,147 - Go. - Go. 386 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,606 Oh, we go again. We can go again. 387 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,731 Try and do it, make it look cool. 388 00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:34,773 One, two, three, go! 389 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,564 Wait. Up at the same time. 390 00:16:36,648 --> 00:16:39,522 One, two, three, go! 391 00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:41,522 - Up at the end, okay? - Okay. 392 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,731 One, two, three, go! 393 00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:45,022 Oh, you forgot the three. 394 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,856 "One, two, three," and then up to here. 395 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:47,648 Yeah. 396 00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:51,648 One, two, three, go! 397 00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,648 Okay. Going in. 398 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,814 Okay. 399 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,189 Are you okay in there, Jack? 400 00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:06,606 Yeah. Yes, sir. 401 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,856 Good. And now we wait. 402 00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:32,939 What is that? That might be them. 403 00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:34,272 That might be them. 404 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:35,898 I heard something that sounded 405 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,731 like Mexican gangster. 406 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,814 What's going on? 407 00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,022 I got this. Don't worry. 408 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,272 Don't worry. I got this. Get rid of them. 409 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,314 Trying to get the camera. 410 00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:47,314 Get rid of them, 411 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,230 and then we carry on with the mission. 412 00:17:48,314 --> 00:17:50,064 Okay. 413 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,856 No, sir. 414 00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,064 I'm unaware. 415 00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:04,230 No, sir. 416 00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:07,147 Okay... 417 00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:11,648 I'm mariachi singer. 418 00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:16,230 I'm on my way to, uh, Las Vegas for a bat mitzvah. 419 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,898 I don't know. 420 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,731 It'll lift up. 421 00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:25,773 Oh! 422 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,022 Thank you. Okay. 423 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,522 Now, I'll let you, right here, right now-- 424 00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:31,439 It's a plastic one. 425 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:33,189 Uh... 426 00:18:38,814 --> 00:18:40,731 This is all a big misunderstanding. 427 00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:44,481 Obviously if you're the police and-- Right. 428 00:18:44,564 --> 00:18:45,606 As part of the training. 429 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,147 If you put -- If you put stuff on your face, 430 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,939 somebody goes to-- to punch you-- 431 00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:51,773 I have no idea what that is. 432 00:18:51,856 --> 00:18:53,105 I really have no idea. 433 00:18:53,189 --> 00:18:54,689 All I got's what I gave you. 434 00:18:54,773 --> 00:18:56,356 That's all I got. 435 00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,939 Just fake stuff. Yeah, I-- 436 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,314 Yeah. 437 00:19:01,397 --> 00:19:02,731 I have a fake weapon. 438 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,397 Yes, sir. 439 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,731 Underneath, on my leg. 440 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,147 Sure. 441 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,147 Just let-- let Officer Alfred get this. 442 00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:22,022 That's exactly what it is. 443 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:33,147 I'm here in the inner city, surrounded by 444 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:37,147 what is referred to as gangster bangers. 445 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:41,272 I need a way to connect to this wonderful community, 446 00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:44,731 but how without cultural appropriation? 447 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,939 There's only one thing I can do. 448 00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:48,648 Rap to them. 449 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,980 ? You decent, nigga, but, see, I'm different ? 450 00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:55,105 ? You see, my mind insane, the nano blades ? 451 00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:57,230 ? See with the beef out, Betty dip when the piece out ? 452 00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:58,731 ? Like '90s slang, you bitch nigga ? 453 00:20:02,064 --> 00:20:03,606 We got a surprise battle going on. 454 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:04,980 One of the contestants is not a surprise. 455 00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:06,105 Nigga just walked on stage, 456 00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:07,689 and he the biggest nigga in here. 457 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,731 But I want y'all to make some noise 458 00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:11,856 for Ness Lee, the Atlanta legend, man. 459 00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:13,564 Y'all know what's going on. 460 00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:19,689 And I got another contestant, 461 00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,648 Professor Nira Cain 462 00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:25,939 from Reed College, Oregon. 463 00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:27,564 It's on Ness to go first. 464 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:29,856 Make some noise, man. 465 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,564 ? I say lyricism takes real time and dedication ? 466 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,564 ? So, let's get straight to the point, my nigga ? 467 00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:39,564 ? You gonna slapped, and that's just for reparation ? 468 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:47,356 ? Uh, "gangster rap," if I may use that ? 469 00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:50,689 ? In, uh, quotation marks, so to speak ? 470 00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:54,689 ? Is, uh, seen as a rebellion against-- ? 471 00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:55,939 Talk to him! 472 00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:02,814 ? However, if I may quote Professor Anthony Badgerieral ? 473 00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:06,606 ? In his seminal thesis of 1997 ? 474 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:11,397 ? He made it clear, so, uh, please wave your hands ? 475 00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:13,980 ? In the air if you do care about women's rights ? 476 00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:19,356 ? I would say that I am slightly easy to be triggered ? 477 00:21:19,439 --> 00:21:22,272 ? And please respond respectfully ? 478 00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:24,606 Holla! 479 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:27,481 ? Hey, yo, at the end of the day ? 480 00:21:27,564 --> 00:21:29,522 ? If I ever see you on the block, I'm gonna run that up ? 481 00:21:29,606 --> 00:21:32,773 ? "Please respond resp--" Shut your dumb-ass up ? 482 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,356 ? I'll slap your white ass ? 483 00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:43,064 ? And I go back to your crib, and I'll grab your wife ass ? 484 00:21:43,147 --> 00:21:44,689 Yeah! 485 00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:47,147 ? Ever leave me alone with her for over five minutes ? 486 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,564 ? I'mma slide in and tell her ? 487 00:21:48,648 --> 00:21:50,606 ? That nine inches is a white privilege ? 488 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,439 ? I appreciate your comments ? 489 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:00,980 ? Firstly, I do not have a wife ? 490 00:22:01,064 --> 00:22:04,606 ? She is a partner who is an equal partner in me ? 491 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:08,522 ? If there was consensual love making between you and her ? 492 00:22:08,606 --> 00:22:11,439 ? I would approve of it, and it's happened in the past ? 493 00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:14,397 ? I would wait outside the yurt ? 494 00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:17,272 ? And I would listen to a podcast ? 495 00:22:17,356 --> 00:22:19,814 ? With noise-canceling headphones ? 496 00:22:19,898 --> 00:22:23,105 ? To drown out any of her moaning ? 497 00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:26,105 Please, please. 498 00:22:26,189 --> 00:22:30,105 ? I suffer from macrophallus, and I find it an encumbrance ? 499 00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:32,606 ? You talk, uh, in bragging terms ? 500 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:35,022 ? About the size of your phallus ? 501 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,397 Right, right, right. 502 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,064 ? I believe the inverse is true ? 503 00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,481 ? I, myself, am ashamed ? 504 00:22:40,564 --> 00:22:44,356 ? That I have a larger phallus than you ? 505 00:22:45,939 --> 00:22:46,980 Gimme some! 506 00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,189 Gimme some! Gimme some! 507 00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:51,564 That's what you do! That's how you talk to him! 508 00:22:51,648 --> 00:22:52,648 Yo!