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It only took three weeks,

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seven hours, four wrenches,
and two school blackouts,

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but we have our Storm Impact
Pattern Machine built.

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What do you plan on doing
with your first million?

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I mean, after SIPMA gets funded
by all the corporations

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attending Horizon's Open House.

7
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Let's finish it first
and go yacht shopping later.

8
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But if SIPMA gets funded, I'm
totally buying a hot-air balloon.

9
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Ooh. Fancy tastes.

10
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Peter, what's wrong?

11
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Not enough hours in the day!

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Only 24 of them left
until the open house!

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Hope your project's ready!

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Endless bad-guy attacks,

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a looming school deadline,
and me without a changing room.

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He must be really far behind.

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I haven't seen Peter this frantic since
that whole Spider Island business.

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When every single New Yorker,
including us, got spider powers...

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It was madness.

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Luckily, everybody was cured.

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Yeah. Everybody.

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Well, Pete should've managed
his time better.

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Look at everything we've
accomplished on our project.

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With these antennas
set to measure ion-charged air,

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SIPMA should be able to predict
oncoming weather events,

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like superstorms, more effectively
than science can now.

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Time to see this baby in action.

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Looks beautiful.

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And it can all be controlled
by an app on my phone.

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Wow. I think this thing
might actually work.

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Yeah!

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Huh?

33
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Wait.

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Something's wrong.
Either the machine's broken,

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or Midtown's about
to get a tornado.

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Ion buildup on Antenna 4.

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Your ears just pop?

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More like reality just popped.

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Aah!

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Gwen, Anya, get out of here!

41
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I don't know how long
I can hold the Spot!

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Hold what spot?

43
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Guessing he's talking about
that human Dalmatian.

44
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We gotta call the police.
Avengers. Whatever!

45
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Aah!

46
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Whoa! This guy
can teleport stuff?

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Run!

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Too late!

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Sync and corrections by masaca
- addic7ed.com -

50
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Anya, Gwen, watch out!

51
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Huh? Aah!

52
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Time to split!

53
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"Time to split"? Did you
just make an atom pun?

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The adrenaline.
I couldn't help it.

55
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Get to safety. A whole string of weird,
new bad guys have been after me.

56
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Huh?

57
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Spidey's gonna get slammed.

58
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We can't just call the cops.
They'd never get here in time.

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We have to do something.

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We both know who could help.

61
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Yeah, us!
Doing what we do best... science.

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That's not what I was... Come on!

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You know the crazy readings we got
right before the portal popped open?

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Those portals probably charged the air
with ions, which SIPMA can detect.

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Hmm. It's still connected.

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Let's put your hypothesis
to the test.

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There's an ion spike
near Antenna 1.

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Open SIPMA's video feed.

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Look! Pop goes the portal.
We can predict

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where he's gonna strike next.

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But how does that help?

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I've got an idea.

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These portals are somehow
created by ion flow, right?

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What if instead of just
detecting Spot's portal energy,

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we could distort it
by redirecting the ion waves?

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Hmm?
Hypothetically possible,

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if we had a way to project
the ion pulses.

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But we'd have to pump an insane
amount of power into SIPMA.

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And I know just the thing.

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- Come on!
- Anya, wait!

81
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If whatever
you're planning fails,

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you need to be prepared
to use your...

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It won't fail.

84
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What's up here that's going to...

85
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Oh, the school's solar grid.

86
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Hello, insane amount of power.

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Now to find a way to transmit
the ion pulses.

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The sat dish!

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Yes!

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I love science!

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I hate everything!

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Got the app fired up and ready.

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Hate to think what this is gonna
do to your phone's data plan.

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They offered me unlimited.

95
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I think the company's
gonna regret that.

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Fifty percent sync!
Come on already!

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I... think... I'm... going...
to... be... sick!

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We got sync!

99
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But the Spot's
closing up his portals!

100
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He could've
sent Spidey anywhere.

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Underwater, the top of a
mountain, deep space...

102
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We can take control
of his portals now, right?

103
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Open them back up.
We have to get Spidey!

104
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Ugh! I can't!
They need to be active.

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He's leaving and
taking the portals with him!

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Should I...

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Yes! Anya,
open his portals again.

108
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You know what you need to be.

109
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Fine. Amazing it is.

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Hey, Mr.
Polka Dot!

111
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We're not through here!

112
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Looks like Spider-Girl hits the Spot.

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Your first line in costume,
and that's what you went with?

114
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What? That was totally
classic battle banter.

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Seriously, cut the puns and
get him to send out his portals!

116
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I'm all the way over here,
Spotty.

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How you gonna get me?

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Huh?

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Aah!

120
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This is way more painful
than Spider-Man lets on.

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Gwen, his portals are active.
Do your thing!

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Almost.

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Yes! Got it! Let's see what we can do.

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Redirecting portals now.

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Time to give him a taste
of his own medicine.

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You've got a neat trick, Spot.

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Thought we'd get in
on the action.

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Finish him up.
We've gotta get Spidey.

129
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Be cool.
Don't freak out.

130
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You just beat your first
bad guy as Spider-Girl.

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No biggie.

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Nice!

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Now to get Spidey back.

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If I invert the polarity...

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There! I reoriented one of his
portals via quantum tunneling.

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It should take you to the exact
coordinates where Spidey was sent.

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Weird first day, huh?

138
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Yeah. But normal's overrated.

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Come on, Spider-Girl.
I know you got this.

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Polar... bears...

141
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Spidey, wake up.

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What happened?

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Our machine was able to take
over the Spot's portals.

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- No big thing.
- Weird.

145
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I could've sworn another
spider person saved me from...

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polar bears?

147
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Yeah.

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Hypothermic hallucinations
can be very convincing.

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Oh, heads-up. The police are on
their way to arrest the Spot.

150
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The police aren't the
biggest fans of me right now.

151
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Don't know how to thank you guys enough.
You saved my life.

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Saved by science.

153
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It's how we do.

154
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You ever gonna tell him?

155
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What? That I'm the only person that
kept their powers after Spider Island

156
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because of the experimental cure
I tested on myself?

157
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Nope.

158
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Why not? It's awesome.

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As fun as dressing up
as an arachnid may be,

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going to college and
running a tech company

161
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someday is all the
adrenaline I need.

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Muggers and maniacs already have enough
heroes to deal with in this city.

163
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What are more webs gonna add?

164
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You know I'll support
whatever you decide.

165
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But I gotta admit, I'm a little
jealous of those powers of yours.

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Plus you got some rad moves.

167
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Could be one of the greats.
Top ten, easy.

168
00:09:04,281 --> 00:09:07,349
Maybe someday.

169
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Twenty-three hours till
my open house project is due.

170
00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:16,892
Fighting with the Spot
really put a hole in my day.

171
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Whew. Gotta focus...

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Open house project's

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almost done... for...

174
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Worst alarm clock ever!

175
00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,714
Oh, man.
If a near head-on collision

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with a semi doesn't wake me up,
nothing will...

177
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Wait!
Wh-Where'd the sun go?

178
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But it was just daytime!

179
00:09:49,392 --> 00:09:51,927
I didn't just fall asleep,
did I?

180
00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:55,597
Oh, man. Gotta get back.
Only eight hours left now.

181
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Cut me a break.

182
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Fog's as thick as soup. Can't
even tell which way Queens is.

183
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:06,374
And this bridge is never empty.

184
00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:09,577
What's that rumble?
Sounds like a...

185
00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:11,546
Gah!

186
00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,984
A tank?!

187
00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:18,286
I had no idea
that thing was coming.

188
00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:21,490
How did two tons of steel
slip past my spider-sense?

189
00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:26,127
Plus Hydra agents?!

190
00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,332
Okay. Guys...

191
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:33,702
Seriously, why is this
my life right now? Aah!

192
00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:37,672
Let's all just go home.

193
00:10:37,707 --> 00:10:40,809
Have some cocoa.
Read a book.

194
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,615
Huh? What happened?

195
00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,155
Get down, soldier!

196
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:08,387
Captain America?!

197
00:11:08,905 --> 00:11:10,272
Yes.

198
00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,743
We've met once,
but you probably don't remember.

199
00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,245
I'm a huge fan.

200
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,481
Tony... I mean, Mr. Stark...
You know, Iron Man...

201
00:11:20,516 --> 00:11:24,719
He ever talk about me?
Spider-Me? I mean Man.

202
00:11:24,754 --> 00:11:27,822
Speaking of talking, I should...
I'm... I'm... I'm just gonna stop.

203
00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,891
So... Yeah.

204
00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:32,561
What's going on?

205
00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:38,733
The world's in danger, and we
need you in the Avenjet, now!

206
00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:45,873
Whoa! By "we," you mean...

207
00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:47,375
The Avengers. Now go!

208
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:49,544
Oh, man, oh, man!

209
00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:53,081
Avengers missions are the best missions!
What about you?

210
00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:56,050
I can't just leave
Captain America high and dry.

211
00:11:56,085 --> 00:11:59,788
We can't waste time. I'll hold them
off while Black Widow debriefs you.

212
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:02,791
Yes, sir, Captain, sir!

213
00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,265
Yo, Widow!

214
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,267
Long time and all that.

215
00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:15,136
Oh, uh, was that too casual?

216
00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:17,605
I-I-I don't know.
We worked together that once.

217
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,474
I'm not saying
I'm totally memorable.

218
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,709
You probably see super
people every day. I just...

219
00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:23,711
I-I should stop talking.

220
00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:27,415
Uh, so, yeah.
What's going on?

221
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,418
More Hydra messiness, huh?

222
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:31,920
Widow?

223
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,892
That's not normal.
A hologram?

224
00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:41,663
Is this an Avengers'
initiation prank or something?

225
00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,898
You guys!

226
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:51,906
Ouch.

227
00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:53,741
Whoa. Wait.

228
00:12:53,776 --> 00:12:56,811
I fell asleep on that bridge.
I'm dreaming, right?

229
00:12:56,846 --> 00:13:00,415
Welcome,
Spider-Man, to my fun house.

230
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,784
Please, don't let
there be clowns.

231
00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:04,352
Clowns equal un-fun house.

232
00:13:04,387 --> 00:13:06,954
Allow me to properly
introduce myself.

233
00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:10,625
For I am Mysterio,

234
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,762
Master of Illusion
and dealer of your demise.

235
00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:16,931
Mystery-who-now?

236
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:19,634
Ahead of you are three
pathways of doom.

237
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:23,171
Come, choose, and see
what's on the other side.

238
00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:28,976
Considering there's no emergency
exits, guess I have to do this.

239
00:13:29,011 --> 00:13:32,513
I don't know, though. These
don't seem particularly doomy.

240
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,816
I mean, come on. There's a
door with a kitty theme.

241
00:13:34,851 --> 00:13:38,953
Destruction by kittens sounds
like the most adorable way to go.

242
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,989
And also a really solid name
for a band.

243
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:53,634
Aww! Talk about
warm and fuzzy overload.

244
00:13:57,073 --> 00:14:00,341
Uh, that cat's meow
is a little rough.

245
00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,277
Maybe it's just fighting a cold.

246
00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:08,216
Like a really, really bad cold.

247
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,417
Not a cold!

248
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,223
Wait a minute.
This whole night's

249
00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:18,359
been nothing but holograms
and fake Avenjets.

250
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:22,230
Which explains why that Hydra tank
didn't trigger my spider-sense.

251
00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:27,001
Ohh, who's just the cutest
man-eating thing in this room?

252
00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:29,504
That's right. You are.

253
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,739
I'm not in any real danger,

254
00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:33,741
because you're totally...

255
00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:35,877
Ow!

256
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,014
A real man-eating thing!

257
00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:42,049
Not fake. Not fake!

258
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,753
Nice kitty. Nice kitty!

259
00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:53,995
Yaah!

260
00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:00,568
Oh, cool. More panthers.

261
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:03,938
And I was thinking this fight
wasn't fair enough.

262
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:15,249
Another hologram.

263
00:15:15,284 --> 00:15:19,821
Great. So only one of these deadly
panthers is, you know, deadly.

264
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,422
Trouble is, which one?

265
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:24,659
Projection's gotta be coming
from somewhere. Gotcha!

266
00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:27,728
It's tracking the two on
the left, which means...

267
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:30,064
Oh, please be right!

268
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:35,069
Okay. Weird.
Kinda awesome, but still weird.

269
00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:40,475
Now to get outta here.

270
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:45,646
Here again?
How can that...

271
00:15:45,681 --> 00:15:49,484
Something tells me this Mysterio guy
is not gonna be my new best friend.

272
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,953
What I really want is
a big exit sign.

273
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:55,957
But this door promises
zero saw blades, so...

274
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,705
This is... great.

275
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,340
Just me, myself, and I.

276
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,950
Ouch!

277
00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:25,653
Glad no one saw that.

278
00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,156
This is what J. Jonah
thinks I look like anyway.

279
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:33,227
Not bad. Maybe I could
go by "Daddy Longlegs."

280
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:36,197
Watch out, Ant-Man!

281
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,201
Whoa! Dead end, I guess.

282
00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:41,469
Uh...

283
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:42,770
Huh?

284
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:48,009
Uh...

285
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:50,879
Sure.
Nothing creepy about this.

286
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,814
Okay.

287
00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:56,817
At least that's a normal
reflection... What?

288
00:16:56,852 --> 00:17:00,021
I have to get outta here.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.

289
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,358
Huh?

290
00:17:18,107 --> 00:17:19,373
Aha! Gotcha!

291
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:23,711
Stop hitting yourself!

292
00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,981
Oh, joy. A reflection of me...
jokes and all.

293
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:33,922
As if I don't already
beat myself up enough.

294
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,025
Okay, that looks nothing like me.

295
00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:48,069
Take that, robo-me!

296
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:53,407
Robotics? Panthers? Holograms?

297
00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,944
Mysterio's all illusion.
And felines.

298
00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,013
But what does he want with me?

299
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,250
Two rooms down.
Welcome to number three.

300
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:06,721
Come find me, Spider-Man,
if you can make it to the exit.

301
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,457
Finally! Exit sign, how I love you.

302
00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:12,293
Just glad I didn't have to go through
the room with the... saw blades.

303
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,935
If I can predict the paths
of the blades, I can...

304
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,503
Got it!

305
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:29,076
Talk about cutting it close.

306
00:18:29,111 --> 00:18:32,547
All right. Is there a word
for the opposite of a fun house?

307
00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:36,284
Please be a real exit.

308
00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:39,153
Hmm...

309
00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,128
Welcome to my domain.

310
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,297
I admit you've progressed
farther than I imagined.

311
00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:53,968
But now, to all good things
must come an end.

312
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:57,138
For the fortune you gaze upon
is your doom,

313
00:18:57,173 --> 00:19:00,174
at the hands of Mysterio!

314
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,147
Oh, come on!
Nothing? Really?

315
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,349
Do you know how long it took
to perfect that entrance?

316
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:11,152
Showmanship's a dying art form.

317
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:13,788
Oh, well. Good-bye, Spider-Man.

318
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,356
Stop...

319
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,161
Hello, payday.

320
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:22,797
Huh.
That was disappointing.

321
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,331
No witty repartee?

322
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:28,202
I expected more.

323
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,571
That's a wrap.

324
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:34,041
And one of my best
performances to date.

325
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,949
Hey, Schmoopy.

326
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,585
The bad man scare you?

327
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:48,255
I'm sorry. It's all over now.

328
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:51,758
Oh, I know.
It's mere scraps.

329
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:55,729
But once I collect
the bounty on Spider-Man's head,

330
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:59,266
you'll be feasting
on only the finest filets.

331
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,435
Psst!

332
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:04,404
Ta-da!
It...

333
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:06,840
It can't be.
I destroyed you!

334
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,575
Does this feel like an illusion?

335
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,483
But how?

336
00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:18,785
Please! You think
you're the only one

337
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,288
who knows how
to program a robot?

338
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:24,525
S-S-Stop hitting yourself.

339
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,427
So busy gloating,
you didn't notice the ol'

340
00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:30,330
"switch Spidey with a robot double
and fool the bad guy" trick.

341
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:33,634
It can't be. I was so
close to the brass ring!

342
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,602
The money! The respect!

343
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:39,506
Buddy, this can't
be your first time losing.

344
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,475
Take a breath.

345
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,677
So, someone put a price on moi?

346
00:20:43,712 --> 00:20:45,812
Mind telling me who?
Also, how much?

347
00:20:45,847 --> 00:20:48,882
Curious what an arachnid-powered
hero goes for in this economy.

348
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:52,653
A magician never reveals his...

349
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:55,222
Yeah, well,
the New York Police Department

350
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:57,291
will be able to get
some answers out of you.

351
00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:59,026
I'll let them know you're here.

352
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:01,162
Where is here, anyway?

353
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:09,970
Whoa! Wait! 8:36AM?

354
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,639
It's still day?
I only lost half an hour!

355
00:21:12,674 --> 00:21:14,942
Even after dropping a call
to the police, I still have

356
00:21:14,977 --> 00:21:17,945
over 23 hours to finish
my Horizon Open House project!

357
00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:21,949
Science, here I come!

358
00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:32,398
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