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So, the trial starts today,

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and a person's life
is on the line... mine.

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I've laid down roots in East Peck.

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I bought a new house...

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...with recently installed
cannonball-proof windows.

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And all of this goes away
if my client is found guilty.

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The good news is Lavinia Peck-Foster

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is the most popular woman in town.

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The bad news is she's also
a petty criminal

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with the alias Ronnie Del Mundo.

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Excuse me, Josh.

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- Our new business cards are here.
- Oh, great.

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This was supposed to say
"Josh Segal and Associates."

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Yep, but they charge by the letter,

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so I used a common abbreviation.

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I think it tells people
exactly who we are.

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It certainly does.

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Mmm. Mmm!

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These are fantastic, Houseboy.

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What do you call them?

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Pears.

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- Speaking of names...
- Mmm!

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...why were you arrested

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using the fake name Ronnie Del Mundo?

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Ronnie Del Mundo was not a fake name.

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He was my family's flag boy
when I was a child.

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And he was my first friend.

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Mother never allowed me
to leave Peck Gardens,

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so I spent most of my time
with our staff.

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Ah, dear Ronnie.

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And see that tree right there,
perfect for a swing?

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Mother wouldn't let me have one,

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so Ronnie built me an imaginary swing.

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Oh, how high I would pretend to go.

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And do you see these tire marks
right here, right here?

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Three feet before was where Ronnie

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was flattened by a milk truck.

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Ronnie died doing what he loved most...

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screaming in front of a car.

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Anyway, his loss
hurt me so greatly that I...

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I never learned another employee's name.

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Does that answer your question, Lawyer?

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The problem is that Ronnie Del Mundo

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is the beneficiary on Edgar's insurance.

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It looks like you were trying to hide

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the fact you'd benefit from his death.

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I didn't even know about it.

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I'm sure Edgar changed the policy

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so I wouldn't have to pay taxes.

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Is that a crime?

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My ass's and I have our work
cut out for us.

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synced and corrected by susinz
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Okay. We're still in good shape.

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The main thing we have
going for us is...

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White board. Marker. Fingers.

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- I don't know!
- Just tell us! You're hurting him.

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The timeline.

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It proves that Lavinia

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didn't have the opportunity
to kill Edgar.

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Yes, Anne? You have a question?

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No. Why?

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Oh.

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I have a condition
called St. Vitus Dance,

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which causes me
to uncontrollably raise my hand.

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It's how I accidentally joined
the Marines for three years.

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Semper Fi.

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Okay. The other thing

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we have going for us
is Lavinia's good name.

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Now, that makes it extremely important

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that Carol Anne Keane does not find out

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that Lavinia has a criminal
alias named Ronnie Del Mundo.

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As your lead investigator,

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- your secret is safe with me.
- Thank you, Dwayne.

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But as a member of the EPPD,
I already told Carol Anne.

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Working for both the prosecution
and the defense,

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I'm forced to wear a lot of hats.

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Sometimes I wear my East Peck PD hat.

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Sometimes I wear my investigator hat.

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Sometimes I just like to have fun.

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This one, perfect conversation starter.

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Dwayne, they want to talk to you in HR.

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See what I mean?

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Come on, Dwayne!

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You have to either think
or tell me first.

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Okay, I'll tell you first.

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I have never been more focused.

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My opponent for District
Attorney, Atticus Ditto Jr.,

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is trying to play gender politics.

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I, however, am running as
the "Tough on Crime" candidate,

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which is why I've hired
a campaign manager

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to help get my message across.

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It's supposed to say "Tough on Crime."

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Yes, but this makes more sense
with the laundry basket.

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Why is there a laundry basket?

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To... To hide your baby bump.

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We don't want to remind people
that you are a woman.

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Come take off my shoe and throw
it at yourself, please.

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This is a bench trial.

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That means I won't have
to worry about doing

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all the razzle-dazzle for the jurors,

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and I can just present
the facts of the case.

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Although, I did go
to Magic Camp one summer, so...

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there might be...

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a little razzle-dazzle.

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The people will show

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the defendant had cause
to kill her husband

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because she knew she'd receive
a $50 million insurance payout

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through her alias, Ronnie Del Mundo.

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Can we prove
that she murdered her husband?

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Yes. We. Keane.

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That was awesome!

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- Don't talk to me.
- Okay.

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Your Honor, Lavinia Peck-Foster

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did not murder her beloved husband.

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The clock imprint made on Edgar's head

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shows that he was struck
at 8:00 p.m., North Peck Time.

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His wristwatch stopped
when it hit the river at 8:15.

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That would mean that Lavinia

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only had 15 minutes to kill Edgar,

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drag him to the river
in the middle of her gala

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where she was the center of attention.

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No, no, no.

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If she didn't have the time,

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she didn't commit the crime.

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- Please state your name and occupation.
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Truman Derks.

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Proprietor of East Peck Casualty
and Casual Tees Insurance.

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Please tell the court
who the beneficiary was

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on Edgar Foster's insurance policy.

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That would be Ronnie Del Mundo.

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Let the record show Ronnie Del Mundo

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is the known criminal alias
for Lavinia Peck-Foster.

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Ronnie was my friend.

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He left an indelible mark

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on my heart and my driveway.

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Objection! Shh.

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Your Honor, Edgar only put

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the policy in Ronnie Del Mundo's name

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so that Lavinia could avoid
paying taxes,

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which it turns out is not a crime

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for the rich in Peck County.

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Withdrawn. Mr. Derks, can you tell me

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when the policy was put
into Ronnie Del Mundo's name?

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A month ago.

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It was changed from the longtime
beneficiary, Klocks 4 Kids.

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Klocks 4 Kids was
a wonderful organization.

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It combined two of Edgar's
favorite things...

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antique clocks and poor children.

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Look at that!

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You get a vintage 1885
Jolivian Porcelain Clock

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from North Peck's very own Edgar Foster.

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What would you like to say
to Mr. Foster?

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I'm so hungry.

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They really did do the Lord's work.

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So, in your expert opinion,

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as an insurance/tee-shirt salesman,

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who else besides Edgar

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would have had the authority
to make that change?

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Uh, the only other person
would be his wife,

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Lavinia Peck-Foster.

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Lavinia. Peck. Foster.

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Mr. Derks, can you point out

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Lavinia Peck-Foster in this courtroom?

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Over here, dear.

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Can you please tell the court

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if the woman who inexplicably
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came into change Edgar's
life insurance policy?

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Uh, no. She did not.

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Uh, no! She did... not.

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So, in your expert opinion,
it was not Lavinia Peck-Foster

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who changed Edgar's
life insurance policy.

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She could have.
The changes were mailed in.

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Mr. Derks, I find it hard to believe

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that a person would be allowed

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to just mail in
changes to a legal document.

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Uh, you... you can
if you get it notarized.

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Oh, well, then I am pretty sure

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the notary will be able
to tell us who made the changes.

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You could ask her yourself.
Uh, she's right there.

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Oh! Hey, Truman!

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I didn't even recognize you.

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It's Truman Derks.

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No further... damage.

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So, there is every chance

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that it was Lavinia
who made that change.

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- Every chance?
- Mm-hmm.

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Sure.

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So, day one of the trial,
not so great for us.

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It's okay.

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Today Carol Anne Keane brings

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a handwriting expert into court.

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Cool! Like a carnival.

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Oh, I was conceived at a carnival!

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No. Guys.

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I need you to find

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the clock used to kill Edgar.

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Once we have that,
it will secure our timeline.

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We already searched the property twice.

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Anne, do you have an idea?

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Oh, sorry. No.

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Yes.

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Maybe the murderer tried to sell it.

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That's a great idea.

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Where would you sell
something like that in town?

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Well, I'd go straight to E-Bay.

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Could be. Go online and check it out.

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Oh, I highly doubt
E-Bay's got a website.

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He's not the most
tech-savvy guy in the world.

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Eric Baymore, also known as "E-Bay,"

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runs a local auction house.

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He's a good guy,
but he is in massive debt

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to his loan shark, Payton Palermo.

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And it never ends well when
you take money from Pay-Pal.

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Today, I go for the kill.

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I will not let anyone or any...

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Wow! Charley horse!
It's a Charley horse, everybody.

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I have been experiencing some occasional

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pregnancy-related Charley horses.

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It is a small price to pay
for the privilege

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of bringing this beautiful little...

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son of a Son of a

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Mr. Poisson, what is your background?

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Two years working with state
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as a graphologist,

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and nine years on the carnival circuit.

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Oh, which carnivals exactly?

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State Fair, Pumpkin Fest, Purim.

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Oh!

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Mr. Poisson,
could you please take a look

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at Edgar Foster's signature

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for when he first took out
his life insurance policy?

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Edgar's writing...

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Well, it uses confident
and assured pen strokes.

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It's the work of a man
with tiny hands, but a big ego.

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Boy, he nailed it.

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And what about the sample
from a month ago

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when the beneficiary was changed
to Ronnie Del Mundo?

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Well, this is very shaky and disjointed.

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Uh, this is what we
in the handwriting and carny biz

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would call "fugly."

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Oh, I see.

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So, is it your expert opinion

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as a handwriting analyst and carny

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that these two signatures do not match?

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Winna!

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Neckup fersellin wegodda
allmos newbay beebleeter.

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Wegonnastar tatta pairafranklin.

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- Hey, Anne.
- Hi, Dwayne.

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Hey there, E-Bay.

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You see this come through here?

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Now, where did I see this?

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Fi!

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Sodada girlina grapetatters!

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Oh, yeah.

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Someone brought this in last week.

258
00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:32,677
I didn't sell it, though...

259
00:11:32,731 --> 00:11:34,739
got a sense it might be stolen.

260
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,333
I took his name down.
I'll go get it for you.

261
00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:38,614
Thank you, E-Bay.

262
00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:43,474
This couldn't have gone any better.

263
00:11:43,568 --> 00:11:46,130
Ma'am, here's your goat.

264
00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:48,255
I stand corrected.

265
00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,123
Ohh!

266
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:54,513
This is the defendant's
guest list for the Peck Gala.

267
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:57,523
It should be a sufficient
sample of her handwriting.

268
00:11:57,525 --> 00:12:00,125
She has a rather distinct style...

269
00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:03,462
very refined with marvelous
embellishments.

270
00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:05,798
Uh, notice her use of the Royal "R."

271
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,466
Hmm. And what does this tell you?

272
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:10,035
She has an overwhelming sense
of superiority

273
00:12:10,037 --> 00:12:11,904
and, uh, delusions of grandeur.

274
00:12:11,906 --> 00:12:13,806
Brava! Brava!

275
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,177
Is this the same handwriting

276
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,836
used to change Edgar's insurance policy?

277
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:22,153
Mm. I want to say no...

278
00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:23,349
Then say it.

279
00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:26,890
Uh, the best I can say
is it's inconclusive.

280
00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:32,083
The prosecution may be tough on grime,

281
00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,332
but there's no dirt here.

282
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,982
Mr. Poisson,

283
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,351
this is a note I received this morning

284
00:12:41,353 --> 00:12:42,418
with some flowers.

285
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,880
Could you please tell me
what you see here?

286
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:46,270
Mm-hmm.

287
00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:48,747
Objection! Relevance. Inflammatory.

288
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:50,729
Mean.

289
00:12:51,825 --> 00:12:54,063
Thank you, Your Honor.
You may continue, Mr. Poisson.

290
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,722
A broad loop on the "Y"

291
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,403
would suggest a large social circle,

292
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,162
but notice how narrow this Y is.

293
00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:01,987
Oh, this is a lonely person.

294
00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:04,397
And would you say this man
is currently fornicating

295
00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:06,938
with the host of a popular podcast?

296
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,872
Well, I don't see any indication
this was written by a man.

297
00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:15,816
Perhaps a 14-year-old girl?

298
00:13:15,841 --> 00:13:17,176
Definitely an adolescent.

299
00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:18,745
Objection!

300
00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:23,216
The people are well aware
that I'm a full-grown man.

301
00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:29,816
On a professional level,

302
00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:32,191
I'll take "inconclusive" as a win.

303
00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:34,927
On a personal level,
I wasted $9 on tulips.

304
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:37,463
Hey, Josh! We have huge news!

305
00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:38,894
Anne won a goat!

306
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,582
And we have the name of the man

307
00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:41,997
who tried to sell the murder clock.

308
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,028
What's the name?

309
00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,708
Well, we haven't picked out
a name for her just yet,

310
00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:45,919
but I'm gonna take her
down to the station,

311
00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:47,450
do a little goat cop, bad cop.

312
00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,380
Anne, who tried to sell the clock?

313
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:52,052
His name is Milton Buckley.

314
00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:53,669
Milton Buckley.

315
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,066
Lavinia,

316
00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:56,833
do you know a Milton Buckley?
Answer fast.

317
00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:58,981
I go back to being a cop in 13 seconds.

318
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,802
I've never heard that name in my life.

319
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:03,218
Houseboy, be a dear
and bring the car around.

320
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,955
You know what? Grab your flags.
I feel like driving.

321
00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:07,556
Well, if we just find Milton Buckley,

322
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:08,824
we might have Edgar's murderer.

323
00:14:08,826 --> 00:14:11,260
What?! I didn't murder Edgar!

324
00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:12,677
What?

325
00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:16,184
Three, two, one.

326
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,294
You're under arrest

327
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,966
for the murder of Edgar Foster.

328
00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:22,290
How dare you?

329
00:14:22,506 --> 00:14:23,677
Bring the car around...

330
00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:25,007
and rot in Hell!

331
00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:26,575
All right. Okay. Okay.

332
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:28,345
Oh, that's it.

333
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:33,581
Lady driver coming through! Lady driver!

334
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,063
One of the most important parts
of being a peace officer

335
00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:37,965
is questioning suspects.

336
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:40,401
Now, my goat cop, bad cop,
idea was nixed,

337
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:42,303
but I do get to use the one-way mirror

338
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,905
that I recently installed
in the interrogation room.

339
00:14:47,631 --> 00:14:49,809
Sorry, John Lithgoat. They said no.

340
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,130
We found the clock in your car.

341
00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:57,872
Just admit you killed him.

342
00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:00,254
I won't tell anyone.

343
00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:04,708
It's just Milton and Dwayne
here, all right?

344
00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,333
It'll be our little secret.

345
00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:15,028
Dwayne, I think you installed
the one-way mirror backward.

346
00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,809
That lady has a question.

347
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,694
I was working the bar at the Gala.

348
00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,452
I went to the pool house to urinate

349
00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:25,700
and... and saw the clock.

350
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,755
I only took it because my paychecks

351
00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:29,247
have been bouncing for months.

352
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,419
Hold on.

353
00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:32,111
You say you went to go urinate,

354
00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:34,395
but there's no restroom
in the pool house.

355
00:15:34,638 --> 00:15:37,013
I didn't use the restroom.

356
00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:38,224
Are you saying

357
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,595
you peed in the pool?

358
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,841
Oh, yes.

359
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,849
Hey!

360
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:44,857
Ohh!

361
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,894
I found the clock under a chair,

362
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,997
did my business, took it, and left.

363
00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:53,124
Going back to the pool,
how often do you pee in it?

364
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:54,715
Not very often.

365
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,958
But the gardeners,

366
00:15:56,983 --> 00:15:59,851
I don't even think
they have bathrooms at home.

367
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,317
Damn it.

368
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,393
Despite Milton's gross confession,

369
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,778
things are going great.

370
00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:09,419
First, Lavinia's throwing
another party tonight.

371
00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:11,277
Guess who got a personal invitation?

372
00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,368
But most importantly...

373
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,224
...we have the murder weapon,

374
00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:18,516
which is definitely an East Peck clock

375
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,073
and proves our timeline.

376
00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:22,661
Plus, we have a new suspect.

377
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:25,162
Milton Buckley had access,
he had motive,

378
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:26,847
and he had the murder weapon.

379
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,562
I have a feeling Milton Buckley's
going away for a long, long time.

380
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,152
We had to let Milton go.

381
00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,224
What? Why?

382
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,638
There's a ton of party pictures

383
00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:39,688
showing Milton behind the bar
at the time of the murder.

384
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:43,167
Plus, we tested the water,
and his story checks out.

385
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:45,561
It was basically more pee-pee than pool.

386
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,644
Damn it!

387
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,677
Oh, where's the ball?

388
00:16:58,325 --> 00:16:59,692
You're the ball, Lawyer.

389
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,047
It's my way of saying thank you
for not abandoning me.

390
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:11,119
Last year, I got emotionally
attached to my client.

391
00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,653
I'm not gonna make that mistake again.

392
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,047
All righty. Okay.

393
00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:26,036
Oh, Lawyer, this is nice.

394
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,603
Well, it's my butt.

395
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,238
Your hands are on my butt.

396
00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,842
Handwriting Expert said you were lonely.

397
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,035
- Hmm.
- I know the feeling.

398
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,648
It's been a long time since
I've been satisfied... sexually.

399
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,608
I'm talking about my va...

400
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,566
I thought you and Edgar
had a good marriage.

401
00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:44,967
Oh, we did.

402
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,769
But toward the end of his life,

403
00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:48,371
Edgar was not a well man.

404
00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:51,674
He had headaches, tremors.

405
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,442
At first, the shaking was fun...

406
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,611
Wait. Tremors?

407
00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:56,747
When did they start?

408
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,106
A few months back.

409
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:02,018
As soon as Lavinia said
Edgar had tremors,

410
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,409
I knew I had to check the clock
sign-in sheet again,

411
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,588
and bingo!

412
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,231
This puts the final nail

413
00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:08,891
in Carol Anne Keane's motive theory.

414
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,955
Shall we celebrate, Lawyer?

415
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,888
- We shall not.
- Your loss.

416
00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:21,703
Houseboy!

417
00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:26,095
Please put up the handwriting sample.

418
00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:29,114
After decades of working
with hazardous chemicals,

419
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,692
Edgar contracted "Clock Hand,"

420
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:35,528
and one of the symptoms
was tremors in his extremities.

421
00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:37,005
It was fun in the beginning.

422
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,963
Can the record show
it was fun in the beginning?

423
00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:41,184
Mr. Poisson, what does this tell you?

424
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:43,058
Well, whoever wrote this

425
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,476
possesses no higher than
a fifth-grade education...

426
00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,012
Ooh! With untethered rage.

427
00:18:48,014 --> 00:18:49,380
Hey!

428
00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:51,916
How the you get my grocery list?

429
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,450
Oh! Do me next!

430
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,920
- Anne, this is not a carnival.
- It's okay, Josh.

431
00:18:55,922 --> 00:18:59,390
Oh! You are a deeply sensual person.

432
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,357
Mm-hmm.

433
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,294
Here we go! Back to the case.

434
00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:06,096
Mr. Poisson, this shaky
handwriting was Edgar's

435
00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:07,731
from two weeks before his death.

436
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:11,302
This is his signature
on the insurance policy.

437
00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,537
In your expert opinion,

438
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:17,349
do these samples come
from the same person?

439
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:31,488
- Mr. Poisson.
- Sorry. I-In the carnival business,

440
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,390
we're taught to build tension.

441
00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:35,339
Yeah, you know, that's a 100% match.

442
00:19:35,364 --> 00:19:37,794
Yes!
But now, see that felt anti-climatic.

443
00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:39,292
- Did... Did you feel that?
- I felt it.

444
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,496
- I knew you would.
- Mm-hmm.

445
00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:42,755
Your Honor,
my client did not have motive,

446
00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:45,763
and we have the clock that shows
she didn't have the time.

447
00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,254
I call for a dismissal.

448
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,063
What'd he say? What's going on?

449
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,998
- Oh Charley horse.
- Wha... Whoa!

450
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,366
- Charley horse. I got it.
- What the hell is going...

451
00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,234
No. It's a Charley horse.

452
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,003
It's just a... It's just a Charley...

453
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,705
Your Honor, before you dismiss us,

454
00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:03,117
the People would like
to test the timeline themselves.

455
00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,044
That's all the time we need.

456
00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:10,669
Will you wait up?

457
00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,349
I am trying to help you!

458
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,312
Jesus!

459
00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,323
Holy.

460
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,192
I can't believe
this case is almost over.

461
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,120
Are we too good at our jobs?

462
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,939
I was just thinking the same thing.

463
00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:25,964
Hopefully, there'll be another murder

464
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:27,599
so we can keep working together.

465
00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:29,138
I'm sure something will come up.

466
00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:33,559
- Aah!
- Dwayne!

467
00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,555
I think he's dead.

468
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,667
God damn it!

469
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,023
She did it.

470
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,415
- I just don't know how.
- I told you, it's impossible

471
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,617
for Lavinia to get the body
down here in 15 minutes.

472
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,552
Just accept it. It's over.

473
00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:49,161
It's not over until I say it's over.

474
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,264
Dwayne, what the hell?

475
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,282
I don't know.

476
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:00,583
I fell down a tube

477
00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:02,523
that leads from the pool
directly to here.

478
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,708
Hey, isn't this near
where Edgar drowned?

479
00:21:06,906 --> 00:21:08,091
Now it's over.

480
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:12,960
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