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Things couldn't be going better.

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We found out that Edgar was
struck by an East Peck clock...

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That would mean he was hit
at 8:00 p.m. North Peck time,

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which would shrink our
timeline down to 15 minutes.

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...which means my client

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didn't have the opportunity to kill him.

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We've got our timeline.

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Now, defending
the most popular person in town

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would normally put a lot
of pressure on a legal team.

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But my team is not normal.

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And in fact, I've never
seen them more focused.

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Mickey Moose! Mickey Moose!

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Mickey Moo-o-o-se!

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kidding me?

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Mickey Moo-o-o-se!

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Dwayne, you're supposed to
be at the Jessups' house,

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finding the potential murder weapon.

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But it's Moose Day!

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If Mickey Moose sees his breath,

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it tells us how many Saturdays
we have in a month.

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Mickey appears a bit restless.

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I don't want to be Mr. Obvious,

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but why don't you check a calendar?

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Uh, I don't want to be
Mr. Obvious either.

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Sturgill Obvious got electrocuted

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blow-drying his hair in the shower.

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- Okay, folks. He's inhaled.
- He inhaled! Antlers on!

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- Oh, I'm gonna pass.
- Put the antlers on, Josh.

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No, I don't think so.

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- Oh, do it for us.
- Oh, no, man. It'll be fun.

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- I'm happy just to watch. Please.
- Come on, just once.

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Josh, I'm not losing out
on my Saturdays because of you!

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Put on the antlers, Josh!

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The moment we've been waiting for.

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See your breath! See your breath!

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See... your... breath!

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We interrupt our 'round-
the-clock Moose Day coverage.

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Lavinia Peck-Foster
has been arrested again.

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This time for stealing a sandwich.

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- No! No!
- Who cares?!

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Now back to our regular coverage.

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Whoa! What a shocker!

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Until next year,
you can't handle the moose.

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Thanks a lot, Josh.

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Now we have no idea how many Saturdays

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are left this month.

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synced and corrected by susinz
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This one's for your release.

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This one is for your possessions.

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And this one is for my mom.

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"With love, L.P.F."

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Thank you, Officer Braxton.

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Why were you stealing a sandwich?

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I was out, and I got hungry.

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Edgar paid for everything.
I don't even carry a wallet.

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You carry a disguise!

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Everywhere I go, people
want something from me.

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Even here, they took my pictures.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Your gold cigarette holder...

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- Danke.
- ...scarf...

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- Grazie.
- ...and your alien baby.

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- Oh.
- Oh! What is that?

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It's Fluffy.

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No, it's not.

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Fluffy is my childhood cat.

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- Childhood cat?
- Mm.

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- Shouldn't he be dead?
- No, he shouldn't.

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Should you?

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In order to get a conviction,

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the prosecution needs three things.

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Opportunity.

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Our timeline shows Lavinia
would've only had 15 minutes

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to kill Edgar and dispose of
the body, which is impossible.

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Motive.

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She loved the guy,
and she had more money than him.

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Murder weapon.

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Which I have my best man
getting right now.

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We learned from clock expert/
murderer Jesse Ray Beaumont

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that the clock Lavinia
used to bash Edgar's head in

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belongs to the Jessups.

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Now, the Jessups are real bad people,

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and normally I would feel
uncomfortable approaching them

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or asking them not to barbecue
in a movie theater.

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But right now, I am on police duty,

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so I am unafraid.

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East Peck PD!

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We got a warrant to search the premises!

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Oh! Let's get the out of here!

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Get off our property, you weedpecker!

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Aah! We got a cameraman down!

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Camera... Oh

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Get! That's right... Get!

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I'm not around!

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Hey, you.

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What's wrong with your face?

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That was a smile.

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But you're right.

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Let's be... professional.

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Uh, I think I left
my sock in your office.

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Okay, you got me.

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Things are heating up with
Carol Anne Keane and me again.

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I'm not sure if the baby
she's carrying is mine.

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After last night...

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the next one will be.

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Will be what?

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? Will be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes ?

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Okay.

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Okay, you got me.

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Nina and I have this flirting thing.

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She's cool and cute and from New York,

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but Carol Anne Keane and I
might be having a...

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- Having a what?
- Ow!

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? Having a heart attack ?

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? If you keep sneaking up on me, whoo ?

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You're talking to the camera
in front of the ladies' room.

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Yes, I am.

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Okay.

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? I'll be having a heart attack
when she comes ?

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? I'll be having
a heart attack when she comes ?

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? I'll be... ?

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Sorry, sorry, sorry!

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I am never gonna be able
to hear this guy.

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Maybe I can help?

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I have something called hyperacusis,

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or random dog-level hearing.

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Oh. Okay.

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It happens whenever I have
an ear infection, and I have...

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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I can't hear myself think

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with the squirrels fighting on the roof.

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"Mr. Segal, you called
for this evidentiary hearing.

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Do you have something to submit?"

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I do, Your Honor.

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Based on the autopsy photo,
we have reason to believe

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that the murder weapon used to
strike Edgar Foster was a clock.

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A clock that should be here...

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any minute.

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In the meantime, I would like
to submit expert testimony

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that the marks on Edgar's head
belong to an East Peck clock

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which means that Edgar
was struck at 7:00 p.m.,

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East Peck time,

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8:00 p.m., North Peck time,

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making it impossible for my client

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to have committed the crime

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according to the state's timeline.

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Wait, who is this clock expert?

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I can't mention
Jesse Ray Beaumont's name

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in front of my client
because he murdered her brother,

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and last time, his name
elicited a... strong reaction.

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Hey, no!

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"I can't read this."

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Jesse Ray Beaumont.

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- "I can't hear you."
- I can't hear you.

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Read that back to me, please.

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"I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

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I can't hear you."

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Jesse Ray Beaumont.

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Oh!

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Oh Oh!

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You have a plate, but no wallet?

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Your Honor, I strongly urge the court

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to reject the testimony
of Jesse Ray Beaumont.

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He is insane, he's a felon,
and I threw away your sock!

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Objection!

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That was a Gold Toe sock!

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Josh.

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Dwayne, I told you not to be
late to the evidentiary hearing!

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I'm sorry. I couldn't obtain
the "evidench."

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The Jessups don't have it.

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And they took my patrol car as
collateral until they get it.

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"Next time you call
for an evidentiary hearing,

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I suggest you actually have evidence."

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Also, a cat is gurgling in a purse.

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Jesse Ray!

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How dare you pull
that crap in the courtroom!

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Me? I kept it professional!

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You're the one who threw away my sock.

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I'm talking about Jesse Ray Beaumont.

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You knew he screwed me.

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- That guy?
- Oh, don't be crass.

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This can only be one of six men.

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Jesse Ray Beaumont was
the worst case of my career!

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According to your testimony,

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you heard Mr. Ray Beaumont
brag about an evil deed.

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Is that correct?

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I do not recall.

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You are

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You tell me right now
who got to you, you

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- You tell me right now!
- Order in the court!

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Anarchy!

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Tell me right now!

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I want to know right now, God damn it!

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- Whoo!
- Order in the...

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I had no idea that's how
Kamiltow lost his voice.

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After I was removed from the case,

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Atticus Ditto Jr. took over.

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When he won, he got D.A.

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I spent the next two years

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prosecuting public-exposure cases.

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I have seen roughly
half-a-mile worth of wiener.

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So did my ex-fiancée.

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Too soon. For me.

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Lavinia may be
my last shot at redemption.

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I'm getting a search warrant
for her house,

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and I am finding that murder clock!

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You've already seen the unused nursery

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for the children we never had.

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But this room was to be the playroom

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for those very same children.

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And do you see this table...

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with picture frames for children?

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They're empty.

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Like my womb.

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What are you going to do?

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Can we change this tour
from your biological clock

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to the murder clock, please?

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We have seen every childless
room in this house.

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The clock is not here.

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- This is a waste of time.
- Well, that's not true.

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We've got lots of swag
from the gift-wrap room.

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This murder has paid for itself.

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This door is locked. What's in there?

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I hear ticking.

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It's a bomb room! Stand back!

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Dwayne!

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How is your first instinct
to shoot the bomb room?!

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Training.

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Whoa.

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Wow.

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This is Edgar's clock workshop.

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Careful of those chemicals.

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Fluffy got in here 30 years ago,

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lost all his hair, and became immortal.

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We have got to find that murder clock.

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It has got to be in here somewhere.

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- Ooh. Whoa.
- Hey, hey. Hey.

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Mm. Maybe you shouldn't be in
here with all these chemicals.

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Nonsense. My mom worked around
chemicals her entire pregnancy.

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- Thank you, Dwayne.
- Nonsense.

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My mom worked around chemicals
her entire pregnancy.

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Oh

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine, I'm fine.

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I just need to get
to my OB-VYN appointment.

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You mean OB-GYN.

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My regular doctor won't see me

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since I'm prosecuting Lavinia,

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so I have to go
to a veterinary gynecologist.

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How do you become an OB-VYN?

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East Peck Community College.

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Your one stop for degrees
in Criminal Justice,

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Air Conditioner, Repair,

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Businessman, Paralegal, VCR Repair,

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Veterinary Gynecology,
Books, Pet Psychology...

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I just want to get there
before another patient

260
00:10:50,464 --> 00:10:52,397
marks the exam table. Reed!

261
00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:54,040
As an officer of the law,
you need to give me

262
00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:55,531
that clock if you find it.

263
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,144
So much pressure.

264
00:10:57,993 --> 00:11:00,212
Sometimes I wish
I'd majored in Air Conditioner.

265
00:11:00,237 --> 00:11:01,454
Mm.

266
00:11:02,216 --> 00:11:03,415
Oh!

267
00:11:03,511 --> 00:11:06,712
Edgar kept a log
of the clocks he worked on.

268
00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:09,118
We need something like this
in the office.

269
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,290
I miss a lot of what comes in.

270
00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:13,456
A lot.

271
00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:16,040
I mean a lot.

272
00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:19,595
Look. The Jessup clock

273
00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:22,509
was signed in by someone named Amanda,

274
00:11:22,771 --> 00:11:24,004
but never signed out.

275
00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:25,126
Who's Amanda?

276
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,746
Oh, she was Edgar's apprentice.

277
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,604
Edgar fired her about a month ago.

278
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:30,440
She became disgruntled
and swore revenge.

279
00:11:30,442 --> 00:11:31,607
Haven't seen her since.

280
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,532
Why? Do you think that's important?

281
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:36,000
Amanda had a motive,

282
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:37,502
access to the murder weapon,

283
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:39,770
and I am going to find out
if she had opportunity.

284
00:11:39,772 --> 00:11:43,274
I told you... Casework
is where my team really shines.

285
00:11:43,276 --> 00:11:47,478
Nonsense. My mom worked around
chemicals her entire pregnancy.

286
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,180
I knew the case would eventually
take a turn in our favor.

287
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,451
Well, I didn't know it, but,
man, I hoped for it really hard.

288
00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:04,954
So, now we are off to visit
our new suspect at her new job.

289
00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:06,992
Do you recognize this clock?

290
00:12:08,525 --> 00:12:09,907
That's the Jessup clock.

291
00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:11,619
They brought it in to be gold-plated.

292
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,421
That would explain the gold
flakes on Edgar's head.

293
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,590
If you could just bring
my honey-barbecue wings

294
00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:17,992
and tell us you murdered Edgar,

295
00:12:17,994 --> 00:12:19,478
that'd really wrap things up for us.

296
00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:21,182
I did not murder Edgar.

297
00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:22,696
I looked up to him.

298
00:12:22,728 --> 00:12:23,964
Were you upset when he fired you?

299
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:26,166
No. I was ready to move on.

300
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,868
It was the only time
we ever saw eye to eye.

301
00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:30,404
Now excuse me. I have to go cash out.

302
00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:35,643
She is holding back.

303
00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:37,344
Let a woman handle this.

304
00:12:37,346 --> 00:12:39,275
- Anne, uh... maybe we should...
- Okay.

305
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,733
...just talk about it.

306
00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:42,983
Listen, I know what it's like

307
00:12:42,985 --> 00:12:45,719
to get a little somethin'
somethin' at the office.

308
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,407
I got a guy at work
who wants me real bad.

309
00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:52,259
Edgar was just a mentor, that's it.

310
00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:53,594
Be straight with me.

311
00:12:53,596 --> 00:12:56,564
Did you ever

312
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:59,366
Or maybe a little "ooh"?

313
00:12:59,368 --> 00:13:00,668
Ooooh!

314
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:03,370
Did you two ever waka waka waka...

315
00:13:03,372 --> 00:13:04,471
Anne! Anne! Anne!

316
00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,650
- Waka.
- Fine! Yes!

317
00:13:06,675 --> 00:13:07,975
We had sex.

318
00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,209
Once.

319
00:13:09,211 --> 00:13:10,511
I couldn't help myself.

320
00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:11,645
He was such a clocksman.

321
00:13:11,647 --> 00:13:13,747
And that's why you murdered him!

322
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,115
Can I get a little ranch over here?

323
00:13:15,117 --> 00:13:17,585
I did not murder Edgar.

324
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,986
I wasn't even at the party that night.

325
00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,254
I was working.

326
00:13:20,256 --> 00:13:21,922
I already went over this
with the prosecutor.

327
00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:23,810
Really? Huh.

328
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,094
Lady driver coming through!

329
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:29,263
Lady driver! Lady...

330
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,700
Oh. Excuse us.

331
00:13:34,611 --> 00:13:37,111
You interviewed a witness
without letting me know?

332
00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:39,470
How dare you barge in
on a woman and her lady doctor!

333
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,759
Okay. Mr. Pickles and then Carol Anne.

334
00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:52,942
You can't keep hiding
information from me.

335
00:13:52,944 --> 00:13:55,444
"A," it's illegal. "B," it's not fair.

336
00:13:55,446 --> 00:13:56,746
Don't talk to me about fair.

337
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,714
My gynecologist table
has four stirrups on it.

338
00:13:58,716 --> 00:13:59,949
Sorry, but the law's the law.

339
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,350
And your client keeps breaking it.

340
00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:03,319
She stole a sandwich.
Doesn't make her a murderer.

341
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:04,954
Oh, you're so naive.

342
00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:07,216
I'm not naive.
You're the one that's naive.

343
00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,459
- Why are you still here?
- Like any potential dad,

344
00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:11,794
I want to go into the vet
with the mother.

345
00:14:11,796 --> 00:14:13,029
See, this is what I'm talking about.

346
00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:14,630
You don't see things
the way they really are.

347
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:17,099
You and I have a strictly
professional relationship.

348
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:19,118
What about last night?

349
00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:21,447
We did... waka-waka.

350
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:24,142
Last night was just an itch
that needed scratching.

351
00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:26,031
I'm not itchy anymore.

352
00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:27,843
I mean, I am, but that's
just because I'm allergic

353
00:14:27,845 --> 00:14:29,126
to Mr. Pickles.

354
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,613
I'm trying to do the right thing.

355
00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:32,415
Then leave. I don't need you.

356
00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:34,554
Fine. You're on your own.

357
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:37,453
Good. You're just embarrassing
yourself by coming here.

358
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:40,517
Carol Anne? Let's get you weighed.

359
00:14:50,836 --> 00:14:52,835
Just wanted to see how it went
with the new suspect.

360
00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:54,403
I know you helped us with Jesse Ray,

361
00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:56,606
but I have to be careful
about what I share with you.

362
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,442
It feels a little... dis-bar-y.

363
00:14:59,444 --> 00:15:02,069
We're just two people
having a conversation.

364
00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,145
- Ah.
- For example,

365
00:15:03,147 --> 00:15:06,139
I can mention some dirt
I just heard about the Pecks.

366
00:15:06,164 --> 00:15:07,943
- We know about the affair.
- What affair?

367
00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:09,032
What affair? No affair.

368
00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:10,102
Who said anything about an affair?

369
00:15:10,127 --> 00:15:12,414
Next week on "M-Towne," the affair.

370
00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:13,705
What dirt did you hear?

371
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,445
Just that the Pecks have no money.

372
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,336
What are you talking about?
They're the richest family in town.

373
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:19,949
Not according to like
six people who worked for them.

374
00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:22,180
But, uh, obviously you've been
through their finances.

375
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,688
- Obviously, I have.
- Uh-huh.

376
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:28,539
And the defense finds out
his client is poor.

377
00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:30,304
Poor? How could I be poor?

378
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:31,383
Look at all this food.

379
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,071
I'm gonna throw most of it out.

380
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,042
You know what?

381
00:15:35,044 --> 00:15:37,411
I bet you heard I was a heavy pour.

382
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:38,836
That's what you heard.

383
00:15:41,422 --> 00:15:43,217
Okay, I'm gon...

384
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:49,865
I'd like to ask you a question.

385
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:51,652
And I need you to be honest.

386
00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:58,432
Lawyer, I'm an open book.

387
00:15:58,434 --> 00:16:01,268
Literally, there's a book
over there on that table.

388
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,771
About me. And it's open.

389
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:11,178
We need to prove
that you had nothing to gain

390
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,212
from Edgar's death.

391
00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:13,681
Did he leave you anything?

392
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,449
A trust? A will?

393
00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:16,917
An insurance policy?

394
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:18,285
Rich people don't talk about money.

395
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,521
It's crass. This conversation is over.

396
00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,656
This lunch is over!

397
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:39,585
I think my phone was on the table.

398
00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:43,826
I need to eliminate money
as a potential motive.

399
00:16:43,851 --> 00:16:45,750
So I'm going to the town's
only insurance broker

400
00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:47,679
to find out if Edgar had a policy.

401
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,249
Possibly buy a T-shirt.

402
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,721
Welcome to East Peck Casualty
and Casual Tees Insurance.

403
00:16:57,723 --> 00:16:59,556
How can I help you? Life insurance,

404
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,259
home insurance, a T-shirt
with an ironic slogan?

405
00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:03,660
None of those, thank you.

406
00:17:03,662 --> 00:17:05,963
I need some information
about Edgar Foster.

407
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:08,231
Hey, you're the lawyer.

408
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,433
I'm... I'm a big fan.

409
00:17:09,435 --> 00:17:11,635
I-I notice you just bought a house.

410
00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:13,604
May I interest you
in some cannonball insurance?

411
00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:15,839
No need. My Realtor
told me I'm out of range.

412
00:17:15,841 --> 00:17:17,774
I actually just wanted to know if, uh,

413
00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:19,943
Edgar happened to have
a life-insurance policy?

414
00:17:19,945 --> 00:17:21,478
Huh. Suit yourself,

415
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,114
but cannonballs fly at 5:00 and 5:00.

416
00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:27,818
He had an extra, extra small one.

417
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,653
Oh. Okay, well, that eliminates motive.

418
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,489
Oop. Sorry.
That was his, uh, T-shirt size.

419
00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:36,249
His insurance policy was XXXL.

420
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,428
$50 million.

421
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,468
That's why she killed him.

422
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,616
Finally got her.

423
00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:45,327
Hold on.

424
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,372
Did Lavinia ever come in
and claim the policy?

425
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,222
Huh. She wasn't the beneficiary.

426
00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:54,780
It was someone named Ronnie Del Mundo.

427
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:57,437
Who's Ronnie Del Mundo?

428
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,866
I have no idea, but if the money
doesn't go to Lavinia,

429
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:02,054
then someone else had motive.

430
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,054
- This is huge!
- So is this.

431
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:07,288
Does this come in anything
other than a youth small?

432
00:18:07,815 --> 00:18:10,835
I feel fantastic.

433
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:14,241
I had a positive checkup
and a nice shampoo.

434
00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:17,115
Was I mean to Josh? Maybe.

435
00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,413
But he needs to understand

436
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,729
this case is really important to me,

437
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,030
and that he and I will always have

438
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:24,200
a strictly professional relationship.

439
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:26,536
With occasional intercourse.

440
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,037
However, I'm not a monster,

441
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:31,741
so later, I will take him
a new sock and a bottle of wine.

442
00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:34,811
Things are going pretty well.

443
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,897
I got Dwayne looking into our
new suspect, Ronnie Del Mundo,

444
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,150
and I get to take a very rare break.

445
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,086
That was relaxing.

446
00:18:44,811 --> 00:18:45,826
Hey.

447
00:18:45,851 --> 00:18:47,523
Nina. What are you doing here?

448
00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:50,819
I had a pizza overnighted
from New York five days ago.

449
00:18:50,944 --> 00:18:52,495
Just arrived, and I figured you were

450
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,330
the only person in this town
who would appreciate it.

451
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,265
Oh, my God. I love you.

452
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,668
Obviously, I don't love you.

453
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,436
Like "love you" love you. We just met.

454
00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:01,677
That would be totally inappropriate.

455
00:19:01,702 --> 00:19:02,839
Would you like to come inside?

456
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,007
Yeah.

457
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,275
Okay.

458
00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:07,977
Well, your place is adorable.

459
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,445
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh.

460
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,881
Are you renting it from an old lady?

461
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,796
Uh... yep.

462
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,553
Oh.

463
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,627
My God, my Realtor lied!

464
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:21,752
Oh!

465
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,273
What the is that?!

466
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:25,607
It's a cannonball.

467
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,996
- What?
- Are you okay?

468
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:29,298
Um, yeah, I think so.

469
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,202
- Ah. Here.
- Thank you.

470
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,202
Oh, man, you have

471
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:34,585
some shards of glass in your hair.

472
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:37,077
I've never been shot at
by a cannonball before.

473
00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:39,909
Well, you know, believe it
or not, you get used to it.

474
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,544
Guess it's the price you pay

475
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:43,012
for living in a small town

476
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:47,149
that randomly fires
cannonballs every 12 hours.

477
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,151
Dwayne said it was urgent.

478
00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:51,936
Hey, there!

479
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:54,740
Welcome to the EPPD...
my job away from job.

480
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:56,359
- Don't be jealous.
- Hey, Reed,

481
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,185
you left your gun in the microwave!

482
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,420
Good one!

483
00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:01,397
The fellas here, they like
to give me a hard time.

484
00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:02,865
You said you had information on...

485
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,967
- This had better be about the moose.
- Sorry, Anne.

486
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:07,131
Just about an arrest record
for Ronnie Del Mundo.

487
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:08,856
Ronnie Del Mundo has an arrest record?

488
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,157
He could be our murderer.

489
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,026
Yep. He got picked up
recently in South Peck.

490
00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:14,128
My brother-cousin has
some contacts over there.

491
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,830
I told him I need that file
as soon as possible.

492
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:19,155
But he's a dick, so he's faxing it.

493
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,848
Oh! Here it comes.

494
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,283
It's coming.

495
00:20:36,772 --> 00:20:38,229
It's still coming.

496
00:20:39,143 --> 00:20:40,320
Oh. Oh, no!

497
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,755
Anne, is it Ronnie Del Mundo?

498
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:44,335
It's an East Peck Gazette F-blast!

499
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:46,952
Mickey Moose didn't see his breath!

500
00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,462
- Oh, God!
- Aw!

501
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,624
- Ohh!
- All right!

502
00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:52,799
We're officially on
a second Friday schedule!

503
00:20:53,776 --> 00:20:54,913
Oh, man!

504
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,822
Here it comes.

505
00:20:57,973 --> 00:21:00,107
Well, it looks like we got our murderer.

506
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:04,202
Oh

507
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,333
Reed!

508
00:21:10,031 --> 00:21:11,179
Oh, dangit!

509
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:15,527
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