1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:02,664 Previously on AMC's "Preacher"... 2 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:04,601 This is the Messiah. 3 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,250 Humperdoo. 4 00:00:06,253 --> 00:00:09,015 I think your friend here gon' be real good of us. 5 00:00:09,018 --> 00:00:10,625 Stay down, Cass. 6 00:00:10,628 --> 00:00:11,969 What took you so long? 7 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:12,976 Skin suit. 8 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:15,023 Still the best way to break a man free. 9 00:00:15,026 --> 00:00:16,445 I love ya. 10 00:00:16,448 --> 00:00:17,765 But I don't love you. 11 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,234 Those are blood-debt compacts. 12 00:00:24,237 --> 00:00:26,296 - There's no way out of them. - Sure there is. 13 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,585 You pay off the debt. 14 00:00:27,588 --> 00:00:28,937 Oh, I will. 15 00:01:28,177 --> 00:01:30,636 Rise and shine, Cassidy! 16 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:33,466 It's breakfast time. 17 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,201 Jody! 18 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:43,930 Jesse? 19 00:01:43,932 --> 00:01:45,323 Hmm. 20 00:01:45,325 --> 00:01:47,365 Babe, I need to ask you somethin'. 21 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,676 Hmm? 22 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,027 It's about your Gran'ma. 23 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,084 That's twice he's gotten outta there. 24 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,115 What do you think? 25 00:02:09,871 --> 00:02:12,209 I think someone got an ass-kickin' comin'. 26 00:02:13,353 --> 00:02:15,787 I don't know what all the whats and whys 27 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:18,311 or, you know, what the rules are around here. 28 00:02:18,314 --> 00:02:19,459 Whats and whys? 29 00:02:19,462 --> 00:02:21,224 I mean, look, she's an old lady. 30 00:02:21,227 --> 00:02:23,187 I mean, she's a bitch, but she's an old lady, 31 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:24,607 and she's family, 32 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:26,998 so I get that it wouldn't be, like, easy for you. 33 00:02:27,001 --> 00:02:27,957 What wouldn't? 34 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,779 But she's a bad bitch, 35 00:02:30,782 --> 00:02:33,240 and we got stuff to do out there in the world. 36 00:02:33,242 --> 00:02:35,767 Cassidy got out, and now it's our turn. 37 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:37,501 God's not gonna kick his own ass. 38 00:02:37,504 --> 00:02:39,248 What exactly is the question? 39 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,077 My question is... 40 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:45,051 if it breaks the spell 41 00:02:45,054 --> 00:02:47,207 and gets us the hell out of here... 42 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:50,293 why don't we just kill her? 43 00:02:55,171 --> 00:02:56,524 Tulip, my Gran... 44 00:02:58,615 --> 00:03:00,659 - What is that? - Jody and T.C. 45 00:03:00,661 --> 00:03:02,332 Probably found out about Cass. 46 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:06,629 You up for a fist fight? 47 00:03:54,976 --> 00:03:56,285 What're we waitin' for? 48 00:05:04,741 --> 00:05:06,004 Hair remover. 49 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:09,272 Found-object bathroom weaponry. 50 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,499 I don't get it. 51 00:05:52,502 --> 00:05:54,502 Little girl got a big gun. 52 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:56,542 Let him go, or I'll show you how it works. 53 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,566 Drop it. 54 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:18,590 You first. 55 00:06:19,903 --> 00:06:21,761 Go on. 56 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,620 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 57 00:07:29,953 --> 00:07:31,431 Your Majesty. 58 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:33,816 First, the greeting. 59 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:41,093 Blessings upon you! 60 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:43,704 And you, Messiah. 61 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:45,140 Very good, my Lord. 62 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:47,801 Now... the kiss. 63 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,497 Oh. 64 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:56,151 It's shiny. 65 00:07:56,153 --> 00:07:58,110 Steady, my Lord. 66 00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,269 Mmm... 67 00:08:06,685 --> 00:08:08,076 Uh, actors hold. 68 00:08:08,078 --> 00:08:09,773 Starting again from the top. 69 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:12,980 Sir, call for you from Masada. 70 00:08:12,983 --> 00:08:14,169 Masada? 71 00:08:14,171 --> 00:08:15,410 It's the Allfather. 72 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:35,015 Allfather? 73 00:08:35,018 --> 00:08:37,062 Blessed. Blessed. 74 00:08:37,064 --> 00:08:39,281 Thrice blessed are you, O Starr. 75 00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:42,241 Blessed are we, O Allfather. 76 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:43,363 You're looking well. 77 00:08:44,152 --> 00:08:47,072 Your stomach staples must be holding this time. 78 00:08:47,074 --> 00:08:48,379 They are not. 79 00:08:49,032 --> 00:08:52,383 I had my gastroenterologist beheaded yesterday. 80 00:08:53,036 --> 00:08:54,427 Of course. 81 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,559 Proportionate and wise. 82 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,517 Tell me, Starr... 83 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,457 what do you know about a man named... 84 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:03,568 Jesse Custer? 85 00:09:07,094 --> 00:09:08,183 Custer? 86 00:09:09,705 --> 00:09:11,313 Ah, yes. 87 00:09:11,315 --> 00:09:12,590 The Preacher. 88 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:15,273 Uh, Samson Unit did an investigation 89 00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:17,058 and ruled him a charlatan. 90 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,566 I see. 91 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:26,198 No truth to the rumors he may possess The Word Of God? 92 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,535 None at all. 93 00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:30,506 Custer's a loser. 94 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:32,858 No threat to our Beloved Messiah. 95 00:09:34,904 --> 00:09:36,512 Good. 96 00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:42,480 I trust you, Starr. 97 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:48,004 Speaking of our most Holy Child, 98 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:50,396 how is the Messiah progressing? 99 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:54,511 His training may take longer than we anticipated. 100 00:09:55,272 --> 00:09:56,619 How much longer? 101 00:09:56,621 --> 00:09:57,925 Oh, not much. 102 00:09:57,927 --> 00:09:59,246 A year. 103 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,676 Maybe five. 104 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,707 We don't have that kind of time. 105 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,402 God is gone. 106 00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:07,152 The world is ending. 107 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:11,156 The people need their Messiah to show them to Glory. 108 00:10:11,158 --> 00:10:14,313 I'm not sure he's quite capable yet 109 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:17,075 of showing anyone to Glory, sir. 110 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,574 Perhaps we'll have a demonstration. 111 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,559 A demonstration? 112 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:25,170 Now, Allfather? 113 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:27,563 All this time under your care? 114 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:31,700 He must have mastered at least one skill. 115 00:10:36,226 --> 00:10:37,618 Well, there is one thing. 116 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:40,613 But I don't see how... 117 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:44,580 it's... relevant. 118 00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:57,115 # Give me that old soft shoe I said that old soft shoe # 119 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:59,073 # A-one, a-two # 120 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,785 # A-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doo # 121 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:04,687 # Play me that old soft shoe and nothing else will do # 122 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:08,144 # That's the dance my darling used to do # 123 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,506 I like the hat, sir. 124 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:13,641 - Very Don Draper. - Mm. 125 00:11:14,177 --> 00:11:16,308 What happened to your nose? 126 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,949 It looks like you went down on a monkey. 127 00:11:18,952 --> 00:11:21,313 Tulip O'Hare, sir. She sucker-punched me. 128 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,676 A woman did that? Dear God. 129 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,709 Yes, sir. 130 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,543 But about Jesse Custer. 131 00:11:30,546 --> 00:11:33,672 I know we're keen on getting him back into the fold and... 132 00:11:33,675 --> 00:11:36,555 I think I might have an interesting idea. 133 00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:39,840 The time for interesting ideas is over. 134 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:42,203 When the Holy Idiot wraps up here, 135 00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,945 the Allfather is going to have me skinned alive. 136 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:46,926 # A-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doo # 137 00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:50,665 # Play me that old soft shoe and nothing else will do # 138 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,782 # That's the dance my darling used to do # 139 00:11:54,826 --> 00:11:55,926 Yay! 140 00:12:13,889 --> 00:12:15,195 Bravo! 141 00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:17,652 Bravo! 142 00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:19,284 Bravo! 143 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,237 Come on. 144 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:25,441 Well, if I knew you were comin', I woulda cleaned up a little. 145 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,179 What'd you do with Jesse? 146 00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:31,246 He having a time out. 147 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:32,855 Where the vampire? 148 00:13:32,858 --> 00:13:34,143 Gone. 149 00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:36,838 Way gone. 150 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:39,407 Miss Tulip, that's not good. 151 00:13:39,409 --> 00:13:41,409 Oh, no, it's good for him. 152 00:13:41,411 --> 00:13:43,129 But I guess if it's bad for you 153 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:46,144 and your little hee haw hillbilly Fight Club, 154 00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:48,807 then I sorta don't give a shit. 155 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:51,141 He meant it's bad for you. 156 00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:52,782 Oh, I'll be all right. 157 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:54,553 I mean, unless I need to go pee, 158 00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:55,860 then, yeah. That would suck. 159 00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:59,339 I saved your life. 160 00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:01,995 I ripped you from death's door 161 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,389 and brought you back into the world. 162 00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:07,000 And every moment from that moment 163 00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:08,784 for the rest of your days 164 00:14:08,786 --> 00:14:11,004 is owed to me. 165 00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:12,484 Every breath, 166 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:16,836 every bite of food, every screw, every shit 167 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:19,094 is because of me. 168 00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,711 Okay. 169 00:14:22,713 --> 00:14:24,062 Thanks, I guess? 170 00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:29,258 But Cassidy's no carny ride for outback assholes. 171 00:14:29,261 --> 00:14:30,676 He's my friend. 172 00:14:30,678 --> 00:14:32,330 He was bait. 173 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,297 A worm on a hook. 174 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,379 He was food. 175 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:45,274 Why hasn't Jesse just killed you already? 176 00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:49,165 Jesse's family. 177 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,348 I'm not. 178 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,574 Jesse's smart. 179 00:14:52,577 --> 00:14:54,829 Well, maybe when I'm done here, 180 00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:57,616 you'll see just how stupid I can be. 181 00:14:57,618 --> 00:15:00,447 Such spark. 182 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:04,297 So much life. 183 00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:07,146 Oh. 184 00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:08,751 But not for long. 185 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:11,915 Watch her. 186 00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:27,258 Balls, Tulip. 187 00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:31,297 Too bad she gonna eat 'em for supper. 188 00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:43,605 The child... is brilliant. 189 00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:46,995 Yes, Allfather. We've been, uh, drilling the spank-step 190 00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,175 day and night. 191 00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:52,909 I say we bring up the timetable and accelerate his Unveiling. 192 00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,319 Accelerate? 193 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,148 So we... we show the world 194 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:02,511 that this feral half-wit is our Messiah, 195 00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:05,104 and this rudimentary tap dancing 196 00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,200 is what He does, 197 00:16:07,202 --> 00:16:10,569 and the world will take him as their Savior? 198 00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:14,726 Or be cast down into hellfire, yes. 199 00:16:17,516 --> 00:16:19,342 Any other questions, Starr? 200 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:22,913 No, that, uh, covers it on my end. 201 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,679 Prepare the way for the Lord. 202 00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:30,091 Something tells me... the second coming 203 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:32,968 will be even better than the first. 204 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,880 Jesus Christ. 205 00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:43,056 I think that went well. 206 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,798 At least you got to keep your skin, sir. 207 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,022 Idiots. 208 00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:48,371 What good is my skin 209 00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:50,644 if that soft-shoeing inbred takes over? 210 00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:51,710 Agreed. 211 00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:53,496 Which is why we need Custer back on board 212 00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:54,944 as soon as possible and... 213 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:59,421 I think I may have an interesting idea. 214 00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,976 - Well! - It's about his friend, sir. 215 00:17:06,979 --> 00:17:08,675 The vampire. 216 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,742 ...playing by day, feeding by night. 217 00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:14,030 - We are the Children of Blood. - _ 218 00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:14,659 _ 219 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,286 _ 220 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,845 Carfentanil. I'm sure you're familiar. 221 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:28,941 Yeah, horse tranqs. 222 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,283 Mm. 223 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:31,632 Elephant. 224 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,197 Yeah, it's all the rage right now. 225 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,461 Half a pill will knock Dumbo straight on his ass. 226 00:17:35,464 --> 00:17:37,577 Yep. Strong shit. It's very powerful. 227 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:40,075 Don't take this the wrong way, man, 228 00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:41,683 but you smell like death. 229 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,687 What's the right way to take that? 230 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,649 Tell your elephant, uh, don't mix those with alcohol. 231 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,983 _ 232 00:18:09,193 --> 00:18:10,686 Capital of Alaska... 233 00:18:11,804 --> 00:18:12,866 Juneau. 234 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,608 Capital of Arizona is... 235 00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:18,505 Capital of Arizona is Phoenix. 236 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:21,811 Capital of... Arkansas... 237 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,663 Little Rock. Hmm. 238 00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:29,516 Capital of California is Sacramento. 239 00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:31,155 Capital of Colorado... 240 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,222 Denver. 241 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:37,523 Capital of Connecticut... Connecticut, Hartford. 242 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,005 - _ - # I'm gonna see... # 243 00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:49,046 # I'd even kiss a Sunset pig # 244 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,015 # California # 245 00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,413 Capital of North Dakota is... 246 00:18:58,885 --> 00:19:00,058 Bismarck. 247 00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:03,117 # I'd even kiss... # 248 00:19:04,988 --> 00:19:06,605 Capital of Ohio... 249 00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:07,521 # California # 250 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,397 _ 251 00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,494 Capital of Ohio is... Come on. 252 00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:14,429 # Cal... # 253 00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:15,563 Tulip. 254 00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:26,312 Great. 255 00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:30,055 Back in the coffin again, I see. 256 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,454 Ain't seen you down here for some time. 257 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,757 That's all right, son. 258 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,325 Your old pal's gonna take over for you. 259 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:42,765 You hear that? 260 00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:45,159 Uh-huh. 261 00:19:46,508 --> 00:19:47,985 Train is a-comin'. 262 00:20:08,092 --> 00:20:10,782 How 'bout a patrol, Marshal Custer? 263 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:16,227 Might be just the thing to shake off yer blues. 264 00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:31,094 Marshal. 265 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,680 Been a long time. 266 00:20:35,296 --> 00:20:36,904 Has been, yeah. 267 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,610 But now yer back. 268 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,961 Mm-hmm. 269 00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,435 What's your plan this time? 270 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,264 Same as always. 271 00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:49,353 Texas. 272 00:20:50,485 --> 00:20:52,269 Show you boys some justice. 273 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,306 And... 274 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,201 what if we don't wanna go? 275 00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:58,752 Then we'll show you lead. 276 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:07,804 Hey. 277 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:16,102 You know you ain't seen the last of us, Marshal. 278 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:19,829 Yup. 279 00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:22,180 That's why I'm one of the good guys... 280 00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,430 'cause there's way too many of the bad. 281 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:36,333 Thank God you actually look like your picture. 282 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,467 You know, sometimes you show up, and it's like... 283 00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:40,407 - Mm! - Yeah, it's bloody terrible, 284 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:42,123 like, I know. Yeah. 285 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,267 I like your shirt. 286 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:44,766 Oh, thank you. 287 00:21:44,769 --> 00:21:46,508 I love birds, so... 288 00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:48,227 Ah. 289 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,044 Uh, do you have any pets? 290 00:21:50,046 --> 00:21:52,672 Oh, I had a dog once called Banjo. 291 00:21:52,675 --> 00:21:55,066 - Oh. - He... He ran away, so... 292 00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:56,498 Oh. 293 00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,868 So, how long have you been a vampire? 294 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:04,338 Oh, um, uh, 89 years. 295 00:22:04,341 --> 00:22:05,572 - Oh. - Yeah. 296 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:09,108 - How about you? - Gosh, um, almost 200 now. 297 00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:10,315 - Two-hundred? - Mm-hmm. 298 00:22:10,318 --> 00:22:11,965 - Well, you look well. - Why, thank you. 299 00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:13,170 What do you think? Do you like it? 300 00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:14,432 Oh, my God, I love it. 301 00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:15,682 Are you kidding? Don't you? 302 00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:19,257 Yeah, parts of it I do, yeah. 303 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,802 I would've died years before Quaaludes were invented. 304 00:22:22,903 --> 00:22:25,361 I would've never seen the moon landing 305 00:22:25,364 --> 00:22:27,565 or a man with a beard of bees. 306 00:22:27,568 --> 00:22:28,768 You know. 307 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:31,486 Just as for instances, like... 308 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:34,697 Right. 309 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,947 But? 310 00:22:37,776 --> 00:22:39,428 Ah. But nothin'. 311 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,343 Beats workin' fer a livin', doesn't it? 312 00:22:42,346 --> 00:22:43,650 Huh? 313 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,873 Hey. 314 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,122 We're... outsiders. 315 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,896 And that can be lonely. 316 00:22:56,099 --> 00:22:58,044 I know it is for me sometimes. 317 00:22:58,971 --> 00:23:00,928 But... but that's okay. 318 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,887 Because it makes those moments of connection, 319 00:23:03,889 --> 00:23:05,325 when they do happen, 320 00:23:06,587 --> 00:23:07,850 that much sweeter. 321 00:23:32,091 --> 00:23:33,787 Wait. Just... 322 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,179 Just let me get something, okay? 323 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:36,279 Okay. 324 00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:45,526 Bite me. 325 00:23:45,529 --> 00:23:47,122 Come on, bite me. 326 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,575 Ravish me. 327 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:53,678 Uh... 328 00:23:56,899 --> 00:23:59,246 What's wrong? Did you leave yours at home? 329 00:24:06,889 --> 00:24:09,427 Do you want me to rip your goddamn throat out? 330 00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:11,536 Is that what you want, yeh bleedin' poser, eh? 331 00:24:11,539 --> 00:24:12,755 Eh? 332 00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,142 I'll take that one and that one, please. 333 00:24:58,068 --> 00:24:59,349 I'm telling you, 334 00:24:59,352 --> 00:25:02,091 a Kimber Compact II is what you want. 335 00:25:02,094 --> 00:25:03,914 Twenty-two pound recoil. 336 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:05,727 I mean, only seven in your mag, 337 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:08,258 but then, a double tap still drops three-and-a-half bogeys. 338 00:25:09,536 --> 00:25:12,146 I'm a Smith & Wesson man myself. 339 00:25:12,148 --> 00:25:13,680 Please. 340 00:25:13,683 --> 00:25:16,102 Smith & Wesson's for cops and pussies. 341 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,502 You say so. 342 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,795 Four-letter word 343 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,516 for "perambulate." 344 00:25:31,428 --> 00:25:34,263 Hmm... 345 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,823 Nope. 346 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,474 "An observant person." 347 00:25:41,404 --> 00:25:42,615 Seven letters. 348 00:25:44,006 --> 00:25:46,349 "An observant..."? 349 00:25:48,097 --> 00:25:51,402 You know, words really ain't my thing. 350 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:54,014 You coulda fooled me. You sure use 'em enough. 351 00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:55,404 Funny. 352 00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:58,154 Surprised you can even read. 353 00:26:26,888 --> 00:26:28,789 I'd be worried if I were you. 354 00:26:33,185 --> 00:26:35,144 Worryin's for pussies, too. 355 00:26:49,549 --> 00:26:51,767 I got a corrosive, 356 00:26:51,769 --> 00:26:55,553 a-a solvent that I use on... On mower parts and tractor rust. 357 00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:57,468 We could dunk one of her feet in a bucket of that. 358 00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:58,469 That'd teach her. 359 00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:00,080 Or maybe even both feet. 360 00:27:00,082 --> 00:27:02,865 - She stole from me. - She sure did. 361 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:05,085 And we're figuring out what to do about it. 362 00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:07,652 I got pikes, pullers, peelers. 363 00:27:07,654 --> 00:27:10,742 Uh, I got a 22-piece metric master ratcheting wrench set 364 00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:13,180 from Home Depot, on sale. 365 00:27:13,182 --> 00:27:15,747 I got a reticulated vest presser. 366 00:27:15,749 --> 00:27:18,663 Oh, man, strap her into that? 367 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,964 Screams'll make the dogs run off. 368 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:22,452 She stole. 369 00:27:23,888 --> 00:27:26,064 And I would have every right. 370 00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:32,982 You do, Miss Marie, but-but-but-but you can't. 371 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,855 Lil' Jesse'd never forgive you. 372 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,121 He loves her. 373 00:27:43,516 --> 00:27:45,396 Uh... 374 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:47,953 What do you say we take a little break, huh? 375 00:27:47,955 --> 00:27:50,646 A-And... And we do something nice for you. 376 00:27:52,264 --> 00:27:53,873 Like what? 377 00:27:53,876 --> 00:27:55,180 Like... 378 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,357 Like play. 379 00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:14,428 Another train comin' soon. 380 00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,988 Set up and wait here and get the bulge on 'em. 381 00:28:16,991 --> 00:28:18,871 Ain't that right, partner? 382 00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:21,639 Partner? 383 00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:23,423 Say, what's the matter? 384 00:28:23,426 --> 00:28:24,896 You know what this is? 385 00:28:26,385 --> 00:28:28,279 High Noon. 386 00:28:28,282 --> 00:28:29,888 You got that right. 387 00:28:29,891 --> 00:28:32,857 And I passed on that Commie piece of shit. 388 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,218 What's wrong with High Noon? 389 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,133 Well, what's right with it? 390 00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:40,049 It's the most un-American plot I ever seen. 391 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,312 Buncha sissies sittin' pretty, 392 00:28:42,314 --> 00:28:45,446 waiting for some saddle bums to take their town. 393 00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:47,982 Ah, real heroes don't wait. 394 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,545 You callin' me a sappy? 395 00:28:51,548 --> 00:28:54,367 Well, lemme ask ya somethin', son. 396 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:58,021 Ain't you worried about that sage hen of yours back east? 397 00:29:03,191 --> 00:29:04,584 Tulip'll be all right. 398 00:29:06,469 --> 00:29:08,338 She got grit enough for both of us. 399 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:11,385 Yeah, she's a Sahara's worth of sand, I'll grant ya that, 400 00:29:11,387 --> 00:29:14,006 but ya left her in Injun territory with no map. 401 00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:15,779 Who knows what's gonna happen 402 00:29:15,782 --> 00:29:18,221 if she gets on the wrong side of them savages? 403 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,220 What the hell you want me to do about it? 404 00:29:20,222 --> 00:29:23,053 I'm trapped in a coffin at the bottom of a swamp. 405 00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:24,702 Think about it, son. 406 00:29:24,704 --> 00:29:26,748 Ya can sit around here like a ninny, 407 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,318 waitin' till these trains stop a-comin', 408 00:29:29,321 --> 00:29:31,535 or ya can get off yer backside 409 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,102 and blow up the tracks. 410 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,334 Tulip. 411 00:31:59,315 --> 00:32:00,670 Come on, Pilgrim. 412 00:32:18,949 --> 00:32:20,124 Shit. 413 00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:47,701 If your father knew 414 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:52,041 you were with a-a mere cavalry officer... 415 00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:54,043 Oh, Lieutenant Boulanger, 416 00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:56,240 there would be such a scandal. 417 00:32:58,204 --> 00:32:59,849 So, um... 418 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:04,803 so, why don't you go and never come back? 419 00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:11,349 I said... 420 00:33:11,352 --> 00:33:13,235 go. 421 00:33:13,238 --> 00:33:14,846 Eugenia. 422 00:33:14,848 --> 00:33:17,045 Lester, please. 423 00:33:17,048 --> 00:33:20,842 Please, Lester, why won't you leave? 424 00:33:20,845 --> 00:33:22,637 Because you're the most... 425 00:33:22,639 --> 00:33:24,552 beautiful woman I ever seen. 426 00:33:24,554 --> 00:33:25,598 Oh, am I? 427 00:33:29,036 --> 00:33:30,560 Oh, my love. 428 00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:34,692 You're... You're a... Like a-a-a paragon. 429 00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:36,261 Oh, my love. 430 00:33:39,438 --> 00:33:41,089 Oh, this is so wrong. 431 00:33:41,092 --> 00:33:45,442 No, it's... it's... it's, like, not... not good. 432 00:33:45,444 --> 00:33:46,709 What? 433 00:33:46,712 --> 00:33:48,826 Uh, nothin', nothin', I just... I forgot my line. 434 00:33:48,829 --> 00:33:51,537 Take... Take it from, uh, "You're so beautiful." 435 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:52,740 Go back to that. 436 00:33:55,084 --> 00:33:56,255 Get off! 437 00:33:56,258 --> 00:33:57,628 Get away from me! 438 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:58,693 Miss Marie, please. 439 00:33:58,696 --> 00:33:59,810 Shut up! 440 00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:02,006 I said shut up! 441 00:34:07,453 --> 00:34:08,679 Pathetic. 442 00:34:24,091 --> 00:34:28,616 Our silly game isn't gonna fix this, is it, T.C.? 443 00:34:33,242 --> 00:34:34,450 Is it? 444 00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:39,218 And... And... And Lil' Jesse? 445 00:34:39,221 --> 00:34:40,648 Isn't here. 446 00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:43,039 Go get her. 447 00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:48,984 I'm gonna eat... her... soul. 448 00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:51,551 Miss Marie, please... 449 00:34:51,554 --> 00:34:54,664 Go! Get! Her! 450 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:05,343 M-Miss Tulip, I'm afraid I got some... some bad news for ya. 451 00:36:05,346 --> 00:36:06,714 - Jody? - Look out! 452 00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:14,179 A seven-letter "observant person" 453 00:36:14,182 --> 00:36:15,960 is a "witness." 454 00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:25,773 Hey! 455 00:36:39,923 --> 00:36:42,663 You're making a big mistake. 456 00:36:42,665 --> 00:36:44,752 I ain't big on killin' little old ladies 457 00:36:44,754 --> 00:36:46,648 that saved my life, that's for sure. 458 00:36:49,236 --> 00:36:50,883 But you? 459 00:36:50,886 --> 00:36:52,523 I'd make an exception. 460 00:36:54,415 --> 00:36:56,039 Now, I'm gonna ask nicely... 461 00:36:57,463 --> 00:37:00,750 you break the spell on Jesse and let us go. 462 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,478 No one gets hurt. 463 00:37:11,258 --> 00:37:12,484 Or not. 464 00:37:32,648 --> 00:37:33,672 Drop it! 465 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:38,601 Aah! 466 00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:40,505 Drop it. 467 00:37:41,419 --> 00:37:42,679 Drop it! 468 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,261 Tulip. 469 00:37:59,263 --> 00:38:00,392 I did it. 470 00:38:00,394 --> 00:38:01,570 It's over. 471 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,817 What the hell? 472 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:20,304 I don't know what happened. 473 00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:22,329 She killed Gran'ma, and then she died, too. 474 00:38:22,331 --> 00:38:23,942 I-It's 'cause of the fingernails. 475 00:38:30,122 --> 00:38:31,861 M-M-Miss Marie, she... she tied hers 476 00:38:31,863 --> 00:38:33,776 and... and Miss Tulip's life together 477 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,258 so you wouldn't come after her. 478 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:38,414 Y-Y-You... You doing the wrong one. 479 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,742 Come on. 480 00:38:46,051 --> 00:38:47,665 Your adrenaline, will that work? 481 00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:49,320 It just might. 482 00:38:50,741 --> 00:38:52,784 Not so hard. Steady, steady. 483 00:38:52,787 --> 00:38:53,928 Steady... 484 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,891 Dead again, I see? 485 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:05,155 Pass-fail, O'Hare. 486 00:39:05,157 --> 00:39:06,359 And you... 487 00:39:07,942 --> 00:39:09,437 are failing. 488 00:39:16,342 --> 00:39:18,765 No, no, no. Her heart gonna take that? 489 00:39:18,768 --> 00:39:20,605 She ain't Uma Thurman. 490 00:39:20,607 --> 00:39:21,703 Give it to me. 491 00:40:06,409 --> 00:40:08,187 Vlad has been impaled. 492 00:40:19,339 --> 00:40:20,804 Get them out. 493 00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:23,004 _ 494 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,172 _ 495 00:40:56,007 --> 00:40:57,047 Wha...? 496 00:40:57,878 --> 00:40:59,573 Whadda I do with this? 497 00:40:59,575 --> 00:41:00,687 Read it. 498 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,058 Uh... 499 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:06,638 Schlampity... 500 00:41:11,109 --> 00:41:12,545 It's upside down. 501 00:41:13,851 --> 00:41:15,765 "Messiah, please help me. 502 00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:18,890 I'm in a terrible jeop..." 503 00:41:20,988 --> 00:41:22,076 Mm. 504 00:41:24,992 --> 00:41:27,031 "Jeopardy." Jeopardy? 505 00:41:27,034 --> 00:41:28,534 What's a jeopardy? 506 00:41:29,515 --> 00:41:32,049 I don't... I don't think that's even a word, mate. 507 00:41:33,044 --> 00:41:36,307 Anyway, "The Grail has taken me prisoner. 508 00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:40,138 Please save me... 509 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:44,490 or I'll be brutally... 510 00:41:45,926 --> 00:41:47,099 murdered." 511 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,961 Should I keep recording? 512 00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:02,125 Jesse Custer. 513 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:03,687 We have your little friend, 514 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:07,484 and thus the time for negotiation is over. 515 00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:10,165 Come. I will restore your power, 516 00:42:10,168 --> 00:42:12,822 and you will rise as the one true Messiah. 517 00:42:13,736 --> 00:42:15,684 But if you do not... 518 00:42:15,687 --> 00:42:20,961 the vampire will receive a visit from my most merciless torturer. 519 00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:25,180 You have one day to... 520 00:42:25,183 --> 00:42:26,617 What now? 521 00:42:26,619 --> 00:42:28,422 I'll check on that, sir. 522 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:56,299 All the free will in the world, 523 00:42:56,301 --> 00:42:59,176 and I still find a way to screw it up. 524 00:43:00,604 --> 00:43:03,127 Just like God said. 525 00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:04,687 Well, you didn't know. 526 00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:05,997 Yeah, well, I should've. 527 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,006 You told me to stay away from her. 528 00:43:08,008 --> 00:43:10,195 Madame Boyd, right? 529 00:43:10,198 --> 00:43:12,141 She's the woman who put it into your head. 530 00:43:12,143 --> 00:43:13,272 Mm-hmm. 531 00:43:13,274 --> 00:43:15,078 She told you to kill Gran'ma? 532 00:43:15,081 --> 00:43:18,164 She knew damn well it'd kill you, too. 533 00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:21,979 Well, she just made our shit list, didn't she? 534 00:43:23,241 --> 00:43:24,590 She certainly did. 535 00:43:26,026 --> 00:43:27,460 She, uh... 536 00:43:27,462 --> 00:43:29,593 She's not doin' too good. 537 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:32,687 The adrenaline, it weakened her heart. 538 00:43:34,992 --> 00:43:36,034 Well, I feel fine. 539 00:43:36,036 --> 00:43:37,253 Well, 'course you do. 540 00:43:37,255 --> 00:43:39,037 As long as her heart's still tickin', 541 00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:40,212 yours'll tick, too. 542 00:43:40,214 --> 00:43:42,954 U-Until hers stops, and... and... 543 00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:44,250 So what do we do? 544 00:43:45,263 --> 00:43:46,961 She needs her medicine. 545 00:43:47,787 --> 00:43:50,243 She needs to eat. 546 00:43:50,246 --> 00:43:52,945 Well, start with her. She made this mess. 547 00:43:52,948 --> 00:43:54,468 I dare you to try. 548 00:43:55,403 --> 00:43:57,117 Lil' Jesse... 549 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,195 we gotta get a soul... somewhere. 550 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,642 Cassidy. 551 00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:22,508 Wake up, brother. 552 00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:34,051 Welcome back. 553 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,503 What the... 554 00:44:42,506 --> 00:44:44,630 Who the bleedin' hell are all you people? 555 00:44:44,633 --> 00:44:45,765 We... 556 00:44:48,195 --> 00:44:49,976 are Les Enfants du Sang. 557 00:44:51,948 --> 00:44:54,609 We are the Children of Blood. 558 00:44:57,807 --> 00:44:59,008 Bollocks. 559 00:44:59,011 --> 00:45:02,116 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...