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Hey, hey, hey, duckies.

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Come down from there.

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I won't hurt you.

4
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I'm Ba-ba-ba-bu-bu-be-bee-de-de
Bubba the Bear!

5
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Come b-b-b-b-b-back here,

6
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mi amigos!

7
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Like I always say,

8
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"If you can't b-b-b-beat 'em, join 'em."

9
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Hey, hey, hey.

10
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What do you say?

11
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I'm B-B-B-B-B-Bubba the
B-B-B-B-D-D-D... Duck!

12
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Duck!

13
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? B-B-B-Bubba ?

14
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? B-Bubba the Bear ?

15
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All right, students, I
have a treat for you today!

16
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Would you like to meet
the real Bubba the Bear?!

17
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- Yeah!
- Yeah? All right!

18
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Mr. Noble Bartel! Ta-da!

19
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Huh.

20
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Tough crowd.

21
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Hey, mister, can you move?

22
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I can't see Bubba the Bear.

23
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

24
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I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!

25
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He's not Bubba the Bear!

26
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He's a fake! He's just some weird guy!

27
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Look, kid,

28
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I am the official Bubba the Bear.

29
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I create his voice.

30
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Bubba can't say a word without me.

31
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Hey, hey, hey, mi amigos,

32
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do you want to learn
how to sound like me?

33
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Yeah!

34
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Well, okay, then.

35
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Repeat after me.

36
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

37
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I'm B-B-Bubba the Bear!

38
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

39
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I'm B-B-Bubba the Bear!

40
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Okay, okay, that's
pretty good, pretty good.

41
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But if you want to do it right,

42
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you've got to slow it way down

43
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and make him sound real stupid.

44
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Okay, let's try it again.

45
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Here we go.

46
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

47
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I'm B-B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!!

48
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Oh, hey.

49
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- Hi.
- Mommy!

50
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- Where are you?
- Mommy!

51
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- I'm at a school.
- Mommy!

52
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I'm doing a Bubba thing.

53
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Hey. Hey, guys.

54
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Mommy, I'm a helicopter!

55
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Oh, well, you know, you have
a son who goes to school, too...

56
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, I'm a helicopter!

57
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... mnh, who may or may not be
alive by the time you get home.

58
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Aww, that's... that's not fair.

59
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Ray and I have a great relationship.

60
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And besides, you know, I've
got a responsibility right now.

61
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Stay in school, okay.

62
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The kids... the kids love
Bubba, and I am Bubba the Bear.

63
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Well, I married you, not Bubba.

64
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Whoa! Okay, okay. I'm on my way home.

65
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Bye.

66
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Shut the [BLEEP] up...

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... and don't make a move.

68
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Hey, hey, hey, it's B-B-Bubba the Bear.

69
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Now drive.

70
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I don't think that's a good idea.

71
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Why not?

72
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'Cause I'm clearing hallucinating.

73
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Ugh!

74
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That feel like a
hallucination, you jack off?

75
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- No.
- No, what?

76
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Uh, no, sir?

77
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Yeah, that's right, candy ass.

78
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Now drive, b-b-bitch,

79
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before I rip your face off
in front of all these MILFs

80
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and their rotten crotch fruit.

81
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Ugh.

82
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- You banging one of these soccer whores?
- No.

83
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Well, it's your loss, pussy.

84
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Let's roll.

85
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Mnh. This is a nice whip.

86
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You sure do make a lot of
B-B-B-B-Benjamins being me.

87
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Is that what this is about?

88
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I... I can give you money.

89
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Shut up, dip stick!

90
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You think this is about the money?

91
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What am I gonna do with money?!

92
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I got no pockets!!

93
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I'm so... I'm sorry,
I just... I thought...

94
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Oh, you just thought. Ain't that rich?

95
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Why you gotta make
Bubba sound so stupid?

96
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Like, I'm some kind of
in-b-b-bred hillbilly or something?

97
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And why do I got to st-st-st-stutter?

98
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Like that's something
for kids to laugh at?!

99
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Stuttering's a tradition!

100
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Like Porky Pig, Daffy Duck,

101
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Hugh Grant... It's just a funny voice.

102
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Well, hardy-goddamn-har.

103
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Oh, hot damn!

104
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Aged whiskey!

105
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Now this is some expensive alchy-hol.

106
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Please don't open that. It was a...

107
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... present.

108
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Don't worry. Booze
goes right through me.

109
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Aah! Aah! Aah!

110
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Aah!

111
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Pull over.

112
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You tell anyone about
our little tête-à-tête,

113
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I will send you straight to hell.

114
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Hi, hon.

115
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Hi.

116
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Honey, have you been drinking?

117
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Oh!

118
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Daddy, Daddy, will you
play croquet with me?

119
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Not now, Ray.

120
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- I love you, son.
- Eww, that's weird.

121
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Uh, Ray, why don't you give
Daddy and I a minute, okay?

122
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I'm gonna go in my room
and play with myself.

123
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By yourself, honey. By yourself.

124
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That's... That's cooking sherry.

125
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Mnh.

126
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So it is.

127
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Noble, what is wrong?

128
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Honey, nothing's wrong.
Everything's fine.

129
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Hey, hey, hey, it's Bubba the Bear!

130
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- Call 911!
- What?!

131
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- Aah!
- Aah!

132
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Come on out of there

133
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and f-f-f-fight like a man,

134
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you woodchuck.

135
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- Turn that off.
- Why?

136
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Bubba the Bear is not a good guy...

137
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in, uh, this episode.

138
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I just don't... I don't
think it's good for kids.

139
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You didn't call 911, did you?

140
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It's been a while since I've
seen you Be... T... Noble.

141
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So tell me, what seems
to be the problem?

142
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I really think

143
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that I'm... I'm... I'm losing my mind.

144
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If you were really losing your mind...

145
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... you wouldn't know
you were losing your mind.

146
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Oh!

147
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No! No!

148
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No.

149
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- No.
- No.

150
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N... no.

151
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Right.

152
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Okay, look, the other day...

153
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Mm-hmm.

154
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-... in my car, I...
- Mm-hmm.

155
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- Agh!
- What?!

156
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Did you... did you see
something out the window, Noble?

157
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Um...

158
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No.

159
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No, 'cause that would mean

160
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that something's wrong.

161
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Did... did you see something
o... out the window?

162
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No.

163
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Me neither.

164
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Have you been doing
any recreational drugs?

165
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No.

166
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Meth, cocaine, heroin,

167
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ecstasy, angel dust,

168
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PCP, marijuana?

169
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No.

170
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I have to go!

171
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Well, I'm still gonna
charge you for the full hour.

172
00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:03,952
All right, Noble, we're taking
it from the first line, okay?

173
00:09:03,984 --> 00:09:06,420
So Bubba's walking down the beach

174
00:09:06,454 --> 00:09:08,156
and he sees this cute girl bear

175
00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,025
and she's got this really hot bikini on

176
00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,627
and she is hot.

177
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And Bubba says...

178
00:09:13,328 --> 00:09:17,266
Hey, can I ask you guys a question?

179
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:19,001
- Sure.
- Yeah, sure.

180
00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:21,436
Whatever happened to Boots Armstrong,

181
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the guy who originally
did the voice for Bubba?

182
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Uh, he had a nervous breakdown.

183
00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,852
You know, he was always kind of a nut.

184
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And he finally lost it.

185
00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:32,547
And Bubba's walking down
the beach and he sees

186
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the cute girl bear and he says...

187
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Hello, hello, hello!

188
00:09:36,718 --> 00:09:40,689
What do you say? I'm Bubba the Bear!

189
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What the hell is he doing?

190
00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,560
What are you doing?

191
00:09:44,593 --> 00:09:45,802
Patrick Stewart.

192
00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,695
Wouldn't it be funny

193
00:09:47,728 --> 00:09:50,666
if Bubba suddenly
sounded smart like Picard?

194
00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:52,467
- No.
- No, it would not.

195
00:09:52,499 --> 00:09:54,536
- Mnh-mnh.
- Well, then what if he was,

196
00:09:54,569 --> 00:09:57,472
like, wise and fatherly
like Morgan Freeman?

197
00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,473
Like...

198
00:09:59,507 --> 00:10:01,551
Uh, why do they call
me "Bubba the Bear"?

199
00:10:01,575 --> 00:10:06,380
Well, I suppose it's because I'm Irish.

200
00:10:06,414 --> 00:10:07,883
Right?

201
00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:12,054
Wouldn't it be funnier if
Bubba was super intelligent?

202
00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:16,058
Make... make Bubba smart?

203
00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,560
Make Bubba smart.

204
00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:22,564
Why didn't... can I?

205
00:10:22,597 --> 00:10:26,168
That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

206
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:31,406
Now, say the lines the way
you've always done them,

207
00:10:31,439 --> 00:10:36,778
or you are in breach of contract.

208
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,449
Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

209
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:45,520
I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!

210
00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:46,921
How hard was that?

211
00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:52,793
- There he is.
- That's Boots?

212
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,096
- Yep.
- Can I talk to him?

213
00:10:55,129 --> 00:10:57,098
Good luck.

214
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:10,245
Hello, Boots.

215
00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:12,781
Boots, I'm Noble Bartel.

216
00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:14,049
I have your old job.

217
00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:17,618
I'm the new voice of Bubba the Bear.

218
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:22,456
I need to ask you something.

219
00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:24,792
Boots.

220
00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:27,128
Boots, please, this is important.

221
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,651
Oof! Ugh! Oh! D... don't kill me!

222
00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:52,120
Chillax, compadre.

223
00:11:52,152 --> 00:11:55,456
I heard what you d-d-did
at the recording studio.

224
00:11:55,489 --> 00:12:00,829
And I just wanted to say "Thank you."

225
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:02,597
Ah! Ugh!

226
00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:05,499
It's not your fault that
they make you make me

227
00:12:05,532 --> 00:12:07,835
sound so st-st-st-stupid.

228
00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:09,537
You tried to fix that.

229
00:12:10,569 --> 00:12:13,007
But now, I realize that
we're both just cogs

230
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:16,445
in the Hollywood machine.

231
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,947
I hope you can forgive your old friend,

232
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,382
B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!

233
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,623
Thank you.

234
00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:31,892
Sad about old Boots, ain't it?

235
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:35,564
That boy's n-n-n-nuttier
than a squirrel's turd.

236
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:40,835
Let me get a picture
of you and that whiskey.

237
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:44,473
Stand right there. Don't move.

238
00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:46,308
Where'd that camera come from?

239
00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:48,209
I'm animated!

240
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:51,847
I can make anything appear,
as long as it's funny.

241
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,381
Why is this funny?

242
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,584
Aah!

243
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,390
Y... you tried to kill me!

244
00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:04,392
Yes, I did.

245
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,061
You [BLEEP] with the wrong bear, amigo.

246
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:11,666
Hey, buddy! My bad!

247
00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,435
It's okay.

248
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:16,271
Thought we were gonna
be on the news again.

249
00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,027
May I play in the backyard?

250
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,196
- Yes.
- No.

251
00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:27,365
It's fine. You can go outside.

252
00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:35,439
I don't... I... I... I
just... I don't think it's...

253
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:37,385
I don't... I don't think
it's safe for him out there.

254
00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:39,477
It's fenced in, honey.

255
00:13:39,511 --> 00:13:41,722
I don't wanna... look, I don't
want our child to be an Amber Alert.

256
00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:42,917
He's okay.

257
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,618
Great.

258
00:13:47,651 --> 00:13:48,886
Now he's hula hooping.

259
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,891
It's fine. Hula hooping
is gender-neutral.

260
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,193
No!

261
00:13:58,226 --> 00:14:00,195
Ray! Ray! Get inside, Ray. Ray!

262
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:02,631
- Daddy, look what I can do.
- Come in the house, Ray.

263
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:03,664
Ray, come in the house.

264
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,199
But, Daddy, it's not even dark.

265
00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:10,805
Why? Why, Daddy? You're scaring me.

266
00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:12,874
Don't be scared, son.
Get in the house, please.

267
00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:13,907
In the house, please, honey.

268
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:14,910
Get in the house, please?

269
00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:16,712
Okay.

270
00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:17,780
Help!

271
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,048
Come here, honey.

272
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,082
Daddy scared me, Mommy.

273
00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:22,626
There's nothing to be scared of, son.

274
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,328
There's nothing to be scared
of. Everything is fine.

275
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:25,987
There is no one out there, Noble.

276
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:28,456
- You're acting crazy.
- I'm not acting crazy, honey.

277
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,101
Why would you say that
in front of our child?

278
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,962
You're acting crazy.
Everything is just fine, okay?

279
00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:34,439
Let's just, um, get you ready for bed.

280
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:35,530
- Okay.
- Did you already do... did you...

281
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,574
did you already do your homework, son?

282
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:38,633
Yes.

283
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:39,910
Okay, perfect, so then
we're gonna do the bath

284
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,311
and read a story and stuff.
Everything'll be good, okay?

285
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,479
- Okay.
- I'll meet you up there

286
00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:43,747
- in just a few minutes.
- Okay. Come on, Ray.

287
00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,149
I'm gonna check the perimeter
really quickly and then...

288
00:14:45,173 --> 00:14:49,078
Have fun! Stay away from the windows!

289
00:14:59,854 --> 00:15:02,590
I spoke to the therapist.

290
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,093
She said you ran out after five minutes.

291
00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:12,667
Give me the knife.

292
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,268
No.

293
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,636
Did you hear that?

294
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,973
There's no one out there, Noble.

295
00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:21,142
What's wrong with Daddy?

296
00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,844
Daddy's having a bad day, Ray.

297
00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:25,881
That's all.

298
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:28,650
Just a bad day that Daddy's having.

299
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:32,987
Go play, son. Go play in your room.

300
00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:37,793
Why are you doing this?

301
00:15:37,825 --> 00:15:39,994
Bubba the Bear...

302
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:41,529
is real.

303
00:15:41,563 --> 00:15:46,501
And he's trying to kill us.

304
00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,471
I believe you, Noble.

305
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:51,305
I'm gonna go check on Ray.

306
00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:19,667
You sure got a pretty wife.

307
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,369
You leave my wife out of this!

308
00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:24,439
She looks frustrated, though.

309
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:27,342
Are you not giving her the big O?

310
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,279
I make her climax all the time!

311
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:33,247
No, you don't.

312
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,450
She's a worse actor than you are!

313
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,585
Oh, oh, oooh.

314
00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:42,591
You shut up! I am a good actor!

315
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:45,927
I'll bend her over and
give it to her good.

316
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,363
Not like you. Not the doggie style.

317
00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:51,199
Bear back.

318
00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:54,136
B-B-B-Bubba style!

319
00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:56,237
Stay away from my family!

320
00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:59,308
Oh, too bad you're not a better father.

321
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,444
All your son wants is
someone to play with.

322
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,215
If you touch my son,

323
00:17:06,248 --> 00:17:07,883
I will kill you.

324
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,153
Hey, honey, what's up?

325
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,494
I'm taking Ray, and we're leaving.

326
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:22,630
- Okay, good. Good.
- Ble-le-le-le-le-leh!

327
00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:24,566
Get out of here.

328
00:17:24,598 --> 00:17:26,734
Go!

329
00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:28,804
Get out of here!

330
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,078
Well, it's just you and me now.

331
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:37,912
Mano a mano.

332
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:39,856
I'm gonna make you wish
you were back at that dump

333
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,582
eating garbage.

334
00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:45,921
Aah!

335
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:50,925
Over here, dummy.

336
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:56,430
Time to get all "Revenant" on your ass!

337
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:01,869
I'm gonna break every bone in your body,

338
00:18:01,903 --> 00:18:05,274
including that little
tiny one in your ear!

339
00:18:05,307 --> 00:18:07,675
Get ready to die!!

340
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,947
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa!

341
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:16,218
Ugh!

342
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,020
No, no, no!

343
00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:19,120
Aah!

344
00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:22,558
Aah!

345
00:18:34,735 --> 00:18:36,304
Ow.

346
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,072
Look what you made me do.

347
00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:41,309
You're the official Bubba?

348
00:18:42,444 --> 00:18:43,979
No, no.

349
00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:45,746
I created you!

350
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,083
You were nobody before me.

351
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,585
Shut up! Shut up!

352
00:18:49,617 --> 00:18:52,486
Your family left you
'cause they're smart.

353
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,856
Nobody loves you.

354
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:58,093
- They know what a fraud you really are!
- Shut up!

355
00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:02,731
Go ahead. I'm already dead!

356
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,565
I was a bear, god damn it,

357
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,601
and you made me into some kind of joke!

358
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:08,703
I told you, shut up!

359
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:19,348
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-hah.

360
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,617
You can't silence me!

361
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:23,083
I told you...

362
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,286
- I'm B-B-B...
- ... to shut u...

363
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:27,021
Aah!

364
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,392
Aah!

365
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:44,606
Thank you for letting me audition.

366
00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:45,716
This means the world to me.

367
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:50,745
- Well, you didn't get the part yet.
- Oh, I will.

368
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:53,815
Barnabas Bibbit blows
brittle bubbles in the...

369
00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:55,216
Oh, my God, just do it!

370
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,751
Okay.

371
00:19:56,784 --> 00:20:00,621
Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?

372
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:03,791
I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!

373
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:12,897
Holy crap, that's it.

374
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:17,068
We've found our Bubba the Bear.

375
00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,737
Yep.

376
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:22,974
Um, this is gonna change my life.

377
00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:31,382
Mr. Armstrong...

378
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,553
Put that laughing gas d-down!

379
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:38,357
- Owww!
- You have to take your medication.

380
00:20:47,298 --> 00:20:49,667
I'm still mad at you.

381
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,238
? B-B-B-Bubba ?

382
00:20:54,272 --> 00:20:55,608
? B-Bubba the Bear ?

383
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:01,550
_

384
00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:03,400
You know, I've made a
lot of movies and stuff,

385
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:05,225
but it was the first time

386
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:08,830
I tried to tell something
in a half an hour.

387
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:12,332
Would you like to meet
the real Bubba the Bear?!

388
00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:13,434
Yeah!

389
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,235
You know, I didn't know
if it was gonna work.

390
00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:17,438
Ta-da!

391
00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:20,008
Huh, tough crowd.

392
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,542
What were you thinking
when we shot "Bubba"?

393
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:24,512
What was the style?

394
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,523
Well, I was really
excited that G thought

395
00:21:26,547 --> 00:21:30,018
we could mix "Roger the Rabbit" with...

396
00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,551
- "Cape Fear"?
- ... "Cape Fear".

397
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,855
When we have the camera
go all the way around...

398
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:35,188
In full 360.

399
00:21:35,222 --> 00:21:38,026
... Scorsese did a lot of that
in his remake of "Cape Fear".

400
00:21:38,059 --> 00:21:40,060
Yeah. We were also, for
some of the night stuff,

401
00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:41,862
trying to do some stacked lighting

402
00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:44,365
that had some multiple
color shifts to it.

403
00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:47,702
We first framed up the shot
with Alexie at the garage door,

404
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,036
and she hears Bubba.

405
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:51,138
The shadow cuts right across her eye.

406
00:21:51,172 --> 00:21:55,810
And I'm like, "Bradley!
Aren't you watching a monitor?"

407
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:58,278
No, and I love it. It looks so great.

408
00:21:58,622 --> 00:22:01,893
There was so much of a
testing, learning curve,

409
00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:03,360
consulting the animators...

410
00:22:03,394 --> 00:22:04,571
And we'd have, like, all these ideas,

411
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:07,365
like when Bubba's fingernail
goes up Seth's nose...

412
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:09,699
I think it's a coat hanger, right?

413
00:22:09,732 --> 00:22:12,135
It's a coat hanger with a
little bit of epoxy on the end...

414
00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:14,301
- Right, so it doesn't rip his skin off...
- So we didn't rip his nose out.

415
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:15,494
I try

416
00:22:15,504 --> 00:22:17,641
hopefully ***

417
00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:20,515
there has to be a subtext
where it's about something.

418
00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:23,487
They know what a fraud you really are!

419
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,661
Which is funny because,

420
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:26,697
Bubba *** realized until I was finished,

421
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,069
it was just me dealing with this
persona that I've had for years

422
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,385
that I can't get rid of.

423
00:22:32,961 --> 00:22:34,798
It will probably kill me.

424
00:22:40,435 --> 00:22:45,008
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