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Bureau Underground vests!

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There you go.

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Everybody should know
that we're a group, right?

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Shouldn't this say "B.U."?

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I got a meeting
this morning over in Sonoma.

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Uh, we're having lunch in a windmill.

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Hey, don't embarrass me today, okay?

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Oh, my God, I think I just
figured out the universe.

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Space-time is folded within itself,

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infinitely, in layers of triangles.

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Well, that's a load off my mind.

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No, no, no. Don't you see?

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It connects to the Triangle Group

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that Ava found out about,

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the bugging... it's all connected.

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Hey, so, we're fired?

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Yeah.

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But I still have stuff in my desk.

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Me, too.

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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Oh, yeah, fieldwork.

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Electrifies my brain. Can you feel it?

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Maybe not exactly the way you do.

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I'm excited to be working
in the big leagues, though.

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All right, listen up, people.

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Here's what we know.

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At 11:56 p.m.,

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Captain Mia Alvarez took off
from Mexico City, here,

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en route to Anchorage.

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Four minutes in, the pilot saw
a strange flash of light.

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She then landed here,

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over 2,000 miles
from the point of departure.

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A trip that should have taken
approximately five hours

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took four minutes and 11 seconds.

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So what the hell happened?

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Well, that's up to you
to figure out, today.

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FAA agents, you've got
the plane here to examine.

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FBI, the pilot is in a hospital

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and should be available for questioning.

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And I take it you guys are the B.U.

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- That's correct, sir.
- Uh,

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folks, if you're not familiar
with the Bureau Underground,

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they are our paranormal...

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experts, um...

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but apparently you guys are the ones

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who can pull magic out of a hat, so,

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if you have any idea
where I can find an assistant

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who doesn't fart in the helicopter,

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let me know.

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Get me an answer by 3:55, people.

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At 4:00, I brief the president.

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Let's go.

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All right, since Merv is out

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terrorizing the countryside
with his silhouette,

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it looks like this is on me.

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So let's get organized.

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I want...

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What is Bird doing?

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Bird.

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Get over here.

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Oh.

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- Yeah. This feels right.
- What?

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I thought you guys were
wearing masks of other people.

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- Track all this.
- Gentlemen.

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Leroy Wright, Max Jennifer.

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- Hi.
- Hello there.

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Hello there, I'm Alfie Corliss.

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If you're done with the black box,

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we would like a few moments with it.

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- You wanna have a few moments with it?
- Yeah.

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You're gonna walk on the beach with it?

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Nice, quiet dinner and then
slip your hand up its skirt?

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Maybe.

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Uh, no.

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We... I mean, we just want

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to study the flight data.

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Oh, right. I'm s... I am so sorry.

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I was very rude to you.

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Y-You want to check to see
if there's a ghost in the box?

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- Oh, oh. I'm so sor...
- Not real... that...

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Like, look, we don't have
the fancy detecting stuff

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that you guys have,
like the... like the backpacks

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that have, like, you know, CGI
effects and all of that stuff.

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But there's nothing spooky
in the black box.

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Okay, Shaggy?

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I see it, actu... um...

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You have to coax the ghost out

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- with ghost bait.
- Oh.

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Don't feel bad, don't expect you to know

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about the special bait.

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Seriously, though.
When can we see the box?

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Gentlemen, we're still
working with the box.

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We'll let you know
when we're done, okay?

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So why don't you go back
to the Mystery Machine,

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have your Scooby Snacks...

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...and we'll let you know
when we're done.

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Wow. Okay.

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Uh, we have some questions
for the pilot.

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Oh, oh, sure. Uh...

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Is one of them, "Were you Amelia
Earhart in a previous life?"

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Ha! Ha, ha.

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No.

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Let's have a little...

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Look.

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Oh, c-can you hold...?

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Yeah? Good.

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- Hey!
- Ooh... oh, hello.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Well, the, uh, engine's
a little high to look into,

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and the ladder, when you climb it,

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it makes you higher.

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Okay, Bureau Underground,

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I think you're aware that
you're not qualified to be here,

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so can you please just kind of...

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stay out of everyone's way?

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Thank you.

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I'd like to punch that guy

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right in the penis.

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You don't mean "kick him in the balls"?

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Well, either way.

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It was on Merv to tell us
we had to bring our own lunches.

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Well, perhaps he's getting us
a spread, maybe a Mediterranean.

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He ain't bringing
a Mediterranean spread.

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Let's just order a pizza.

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It'll take too long to get here.

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I'll be the problem solver.

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Bird, what are you doing?

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Uh, does anyone have any leftover food?!

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- Bird, no.
- Oh, my gosh.

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Dude.

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We forgot to bring food!

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Don't look at him.

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Don't look at him.

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Bird...

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He's collecting garbage.

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We got some crusts.

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Are you serious?

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Can we just go?

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I mean, how much more
humiliation can we take?

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- Here you go!
- I can't...

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Got an orange.

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No more humiliation.

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We are gonna solve this case.

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We are.

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They don't know anything
about paranormal.

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They have no training.

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They don't have dope sky blue
vests with the P.U. swag.

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Only we can solve this.

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Where is he going?

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Sneaking over into their area.

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Do they see him?

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Oh, my God.

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He's taking the black box.

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He's taking the black box.

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Yes, Leroy.

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- Yes... sorry.
- No, don't clap.

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Shh.

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You realize we could get

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- arrested for this?
- They were supposed to share.

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- This is on them.
- A plane can't go 2,000 miles

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in four minutes without evidence
of something abnormal.

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Linda and Barry, get to those engines.

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Slither on your bellies if you have to.

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It shouldn't come to that.

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They're quite high up,
but, yes, in principle.

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Great. Davey, Annie, Sasha,
get to that pilot.

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- I'll get to her.
- She'll wish she were dead.

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No, just be polite.

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Stay low. Stay sneaky. Go.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah, okay.

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Hey.

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Oh.

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Captain, what altitude were you at

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when you first noticed
the flash of light?

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Hello?

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Captain Alvarez, did it feel like

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you were flying for only
four minutes or five hours?

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Well, it kind of felt like both.

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- Okay, who is that?
- Captain Alvarez,

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do you still have your belly button?

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My belly button?

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You! Hang up right now!

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- What you got?
- I don't know. Look at this.

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There was an attempt made
to contact the airplane

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just before the pilot claims
to have seen the light.

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- Mm-hmm.
- But check out where the call came from.

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"RXD." That's an airport code. So?

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Well, there is no airport
with that code.

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Barry, what happened to you?

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This volcanic ash is
from the wing of the plane.

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The plane flew into a flying volcano.

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Hold up, something doesn't
sound plausible, but...

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There was no active volcano
on the flight path.

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There's a dormant volcano,

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but it hasn't erupted
for hundreds of years.

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Hey. There isn't an airport with
a code RXD, but there will be.

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Shedsrock Construction
has a permit to build one

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in Durango, Mexico,
with ground breaking in 2023.

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What?

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Oh, my God.

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Holy cow. Mamma mia.

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- What are you...?
- Leroy, mamma mia. Mamma...

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You took it.

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I'm sorry, did you lose something?

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You stole the black box from us.

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- What?
- You lost the black box?

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Katzenberg is not gonna be happy
about this.

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- Max.
- Yeah.

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- Guess what.
- What?

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- They lost the black box.
- They lost the black box?

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Yes.

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You guys lost a... How
do you lose a black box?

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Wait a second, maybe it's on your table.

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I remember seeing it on your table.

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Yeah, I bet you saw it on our table.

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You know what y'all should do,
keep an eye on the plane.

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Like, maybe put a boot
on it or something.

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- Yeah, or maybe a club.
- Yeah, The Club.

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- Those things.
- Yes. Very secure.

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- That thing works.
- It... totally.

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- It's a visual deterrent.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Use that, won't get stolen.
- Lock it up.

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Lock... it... up.

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- All right. D-Don't...
- Lock it up!

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- Lock it up! Lock it up!
- Don't do that. Do not do that.

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- Lock it up! Lock it up!
- How's, uh, how's cheerleading camp?

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Well... uh, I'm Director Merv
Minette. What's going on?

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Director Minette, your team here
stole our black box.

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Did you guys take the black box?

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- No.
- We did not.

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No way.

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Well, they said they didn't take it,

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so they didn't take it.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Um...

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You guys hear that?

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Some sort of dinging.

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Oh, my... That looks exactly like

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the one you guys had.

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You guys can borrow ours if you want to.

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Very unprofessional.

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Okay, okay. They were totally mean to us

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and they wouldn't share any
of their stuff with us all day.

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Yeah, and they made Bird
eat garbage. They made him.

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Oh, so they didn't play nicey-nice

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with the weird-looking kids

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who live in the dark house
on the corner.

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Okay, Merv, listen.
We just solved the case.

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Solved it how?

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The airplane dipped
through a fold in time.

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You remember the triangle theory

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I was telling you about, right?
Check this out.

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Holy Mother of God,
did you say this to anyone here?

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- Not yet.
- Don't.

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Not ever. We're gonna...

258
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,850
we're gonna listen
to whatever theory they have,

259
00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:40,786
we're gonna nod our heads in agreement,

260
00:10:40,821 --> 00:10:42,721
and then we're gonna get
on our special bus

261
00:10:42,756 --> 00:10:44,263
and we're going home.

262
00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,657
But we have to tell Katzenberg
at the very least.

263
00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:48,849
Any one of you bozos says anything,

264
00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:53,792
even if it's a-a bing
on your triangle, is fired.

265
00:10:54,161 --> 00:10:57,229
Okay? No discussion. Fired.

266
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,867
It's nice to have him back.

267
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:04,710
Then we discovered our next aberration.

268
00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,745
There were a set of keys
found in one of the engines.

269
00:11:06,814 --> 00:11:09,514
And based on the style
and color of the key chain,

270
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,516
plus a little, rubber
flip-flop ornament,

271
00:11:11,585 --> 00:11:14,386
we created a profile
of a single, middle-aged woman

272
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,883
who's never traveled
outside of the country.

273
00:11:16,908 --> 00:11:20,085
We think that this evid...
What is he doing?

274
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:22,553
Excuse me.

275
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,411
Sorry, that's, uh, that's mine.

276
00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:25,871
Sorry, thank you.

277
00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:30,702
All right.

278
00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:34,706
Our theory involves a hacking of
our systems by a foreign power.

279
00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:36,718
- Now, the Russians and the...
- They're just telling Katzenberg

280
00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:38,821
- what they think he wants to hear.
- Disgraceful.

281
00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:40,479
...our missile defense system by hacking

282
00:11:40,547 --> 00:11:42,648
into our global satellite
imaging system.

283
00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:45,584
We think that this was
a successful test attack.

284
00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:48,587
Guys, I just
got a geothermal reading back.

285
00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:50,267
There's been a swelling at the volcano.

286
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,160
It's going to erupt, probably
within the next ten years.

287
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,527
This is a smoking gun.

288
00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:56,828
Can you prove this thing?

289
00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,597
Well, yeah.

290
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:00,073
...closer examination
of our mainframes could help

291
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,633
- trace the country of origin.
- Come on.

292
00:12:01,669 --> 00:12:04,166
This, we feel,
is the only plausible theory

293
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,790
- given the evidence...
- Katzenberg!

294
00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:08,813
None of that is correct.

295
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,794
No one here is telling you the truth.

296
00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:13,964
They're all terrified that
it'll make them look crazy

297
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,584
- because they're cowards.
- Look, there's only one truth

298
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,653
that accounts for everything.

299
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:23,217
The pilot claims that she
did travel for five hours.

300
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,836
En route, the plane was
contacted by an airport

301
00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:27,070
that hasn't been built yet

302
00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:30,775
and passed through ash from a
volcano that hasn't erupted yet.

303
00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,259
I'm not following you, son.

304
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,505
Time travel.

305
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:40,827
Time travel.

306
00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:45,047
Look, time, i-i-it travels
through triangles, right?

307
00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:47,153
And as you reach the point of a triangle

308
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:50,045
in accordance with the theory
of Gromov's hyperbolic groups,

309
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,554
two layers of time get
very close together.

310
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:54,583
Very close.

311
00:12:54,608 --> 00:13:00,303
So close, in fact, that time
from over here goes boop,

312
00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:04,296
right into time from over here,
and then boop right back again.

313
00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:06,321
Just a quick boop, boop.

314
00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:11,945
What the Bureau Underground
is suggesting

315
00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:17,050
is that this plane went
boop, boop through time.

316
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,812
It's an interesting theory.

317
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:29,451
I think this is something we can go on.

318
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,455
But I do have one question, boys.

319
00:13:33,491 --> 00:13:34,606
Anything.

320
00:13:35,112 --> 00:13:36,618
Who ya gonna call?

321
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,057
Thank you, everyone.

322
00:13:45,469 --> 00:13:46,568
Oh.

323
00:14:03,731 --> 00:14:05,698
Hey, hairdo.

324
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:10,035
Uh, we'll have a case of red
and a side of a case of white.

325
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,804
Thank you.

326
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,106
Now, there's gonna come a point

327
00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:15,941
where you think you've had enough,

328
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:17,042
but you haven't.

329
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,044
Not after today.

330
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,980
Um, but that's not healthy.

331
00:14:21,015 --> 00:14:22,982
It's not gonna be every day.

332
00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:24,984
But it's gonna be today.

333
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,916
We need this today.

334
00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:30,396
Like they say in AA, one day at a time.

335
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,832
I think we should say something.

336
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,134
Remember the last time
you had that thought?

337
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,974
I can't stand it, either.

338
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,865
Hey, what you drinking, Captain?

339
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,977
Uh, this is a 2032 Cab.

340
00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:56,772
You know, I don't really like
the wines from our time,

341
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,540
so I just reached

342
00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,709
into a magic triangle, and boop,

343
00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:02,577
- there's my wine.
- Okay.

344
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,680
All right, we deserve
a little light ribbing.

345
00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:06,581
We were off base, shouldn't
have gone out of school.

346
00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:09,418
But you should know, there was
some real solid evidence there.

347
00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:13,590
Yeah, uh, bartender, can we get
another round, on us, please?

348
00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:15,132
Thank you. Thank you.

349
00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,270
No problem.

350
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,681
You know, I say things
for a reason, okay?

351
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:24,275
I mean, I've known these guys
for a long, long time.

352
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,401
Yeah. We should have listened.

353
00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:28,088
Yeah, well...

354
00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:30,899
How about a toast?

355
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:35,080
To the mighty P.U.

356
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,761
To the mighty P.U.

357
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:38,383
Everybody knows

358
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:43,537
that a mermaid
is half a beautiful woman,

359
00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,223
half beautiful fish.

360
00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:48,093
But it's a myth

361
00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:51,710
that the top half is usually the woman.

362
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,018
They shouldn't have said that
about your keys.

363
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:57,102
Oh, uh, they were a present
from my great aunt,

364
00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:58,503
for graduating primary school.

365
00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:00,871
They don't work. Strictly ornamental.

366
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,140
Oh, my God.

367
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:05,762
Okay, I-I'm gonna be
nice to you tonight.

368
00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:08,179
Thank you.

369
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,762
- You're welcome.
- Yes.

370
00:16:11,044 --> 00:16:13,912
You know, I got to hand it to you guys.

371
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,224
You came up with this-this wacky theory

372
00:16:17,457 --> 00:16:19,471
and you-you stuck to it.

373
00:16:20,798 --> 00:16:25,701
And you're right, those
other guys... bunch of cowards.

374
00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:27,795
I'm a coward.

375
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:32,077
Did I tell you the time I hid
under a pile of dead bodies

376
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:35,644
in the Mekong Delta from
a militia of nine-year-olds?

377
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,250
Hmm?

378
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,608
First time I'm hearing of that one.

379
00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:40,207
Mm.

380
00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:44,553
Well...

381
00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:49,531
Good luck to you.

382
00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:59,245
What, we're actually fired?

383
00:17:00,141 --> 00:17:03,372
Well, you didn't think
the wine was gonna

384
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,574
turn things around, did you?

385
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,777
You know, if I changed my mind
every time I had six drinks,

386
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:11,513
I'd have 4,000 wives.

387
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:17,431
So... You know, I'd say you have
to give those vests back,

388
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:20,636
but... you've earned 'em.

389
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:24,669
Huh.

390
00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:26,438
Huh.

391
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:29,276
Can't get much lower.

392
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:39,050
? Something strange
in the neighborhood ?

393
00:17:39,086 --> 00:17:40,351
? Who ya gonna call? ?

394
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,393
? Ghostbusters ?

395
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,066
? There's something weird ?

396
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,903
? And it don't look good ?

397
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,204
? Who ya gonna call? ?

398
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:52,007
? Ghostbusters! ?

399
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,244
"Katzenberg!"

400
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,913
Good, right?

401
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,247
? I ain't afraid of no ghost... ?

402
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,149
"Katzenberg!"

403
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,923
? I ain't afraid of no ghost... ?

404
00:18:09,012 --> 00:18:10,341
Oh, s-sorry.

405
00:18:12,248 --> 00:18:13,720
? If you're seeing things... ?

406
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,611
Boo!

407
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:17,966
- Bye!
- ? Who ya gonna call? ?

408
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:20,101
- ? Ghostbusters! ?
- Boo...!

409
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:22,489
? An invisible man ?

410
00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:24,547
? Sleeping in your bed ?

411
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:25,737
? Who ya gonna call? ?

412
00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:27,762
- I know who.
- ? Ghostbusters... ?

413
00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:30,912
I feel like if we hang out,
everyone's gonna talk.

414
00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:33,014
I don't have a problem with that.

415
00:18:35,471 --> 00:18:37,304
? I ain't afraid of no ghost... ?

416
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:38,372
Cheers.

417
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:45,212
? I ain't afraid of no ghost. ?

418
00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:46,280
Oh!

419
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,621
I think if my math is right,

420
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:07,648
I had 26 glasses of wine.

421
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,140
- Guess what.
- Hmm.

422
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:14,042
I hate these powder blue vests more

423
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,978
than anything I've ever seen.

424
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:19,238
But you're wearing
the hell out of yours.

425
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,478
Well, you look like
a greeter from Best Buy.

426
00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:25,787
Like, I want to buy
a Blu-ray player from you.

427
00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:28,227
I'll sell you a Blu-ray player.

428
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,418
Well, let's sell each other
Blu-ray players.

429
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:32,109
That's some weird-ass flirting.

430
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,294
Yeah.

431
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:41,759
Hey, nice penis.

432
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,451
Are you...

433
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,983
Are you me?

434
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:56,738
Yeah.

435
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,963
From about 20 years from now.

436
00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:01,729
How?

437
00:20:01,754 --> 00:20:03,076
No, you're too drunk.

438
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,667
Now, give me that fleece.

439
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:06,003
You're just gonna lose it.

440
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,249
Are you cold or something?

441
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,369
Come on, now.

442
00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:10,756
Just remember to give it back.

443
00:20:10,781 --> 00:20:11,880
Just kidding.

444
00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:15,136
Oh.

445
00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:20,804
You see, now this ends up
not being so embarrassing,

446
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,239
because you get a job teaching physics

447
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,514
at Pyongyang University.

448
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:26,738
Go P.U.

449
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:30,665
So my life actually ends up,
like, pretty good.

450
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,255
Yeah, it's... it's awesome.

451
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,412
Listen.

452
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,785
The reason I'm here.

453
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,085
You cannot, under any circumstances,

454
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:46,053
tell Katzenberg about the triangles.

455
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:50,671
- Okay.
- You can't tell him.

456
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,529
What he does with that information,

457
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:55,039
- he tells...
- Yes, da, ba, da, do, bo, ba.

458
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,332
I hear you.

459
00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:00,879
Oh, look.

460
00:21:02,152 --> 00:21:05,139
I know you're going
through a tough time,

461
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:09,727
so if it helps, you're right.

462
00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:13,161
About everything.

463
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:20,154
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