1 00:00:00,871 --> 00:00:03,524 He stepped on some kind of trap. 2 00:00:03,559 --> 00:00:06,371 You take the guys to the RV point, sort out the medevac. 3 00:00:06,412 --> 00:00:08,310 You know our grid reference. I'll stay with the boss. 4 00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:11,192 - Right, guys, on me. - We'll move to the village. 5 00:00:11,204 --> 00:00:12,722 There was a signal there 20 minutes ago, 6 00:00:12,734 --> 00:00:14,351 so they haven't moved yet, thank God. 7 00:00:14,379 --> 00:00:16,938 - You don't have Elvis any more. - Well, you've still got Molly. 8 00:00:17,128 --> 00:00:18,491 We've got each other, maybe. 9 00:00:18,514 --> 00:00:21,000 Stay down, medic! 10 00:00:21,244 --> 00:00:23,799 Rescue Zero. This is Zero Alpha. 11 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,799 Emergency medical evacuation urgently required. 12 00:00:26,801 --> 00:00:29,599 You will be having a new commanding officer. 13 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,715 Carry on, Captain McClyde. 14 00:00:36,884 --> 00:00:39,011 Come on, move it! 15 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:55,692 You'd better hurry up and move, medic! 16 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:56,879 I'm caught, I'm caught! 17 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,591 If you don't move, I will start firing. 18 00:01:03,004 --> 00:01:06,279 Did your mum drop you on your head when you were a kid? 19 00:01:06,982 --> 00:01:08,905 Kalil, get up! 20 00:01:09,442 --> 00:01:11,567 Do not leave him behind! 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,560 Move ahead. 22 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,855 Why are you always last? 23 00:01:18,063 --> 00:01:20,934 I cannot afford to take liabilities on tour. 24 00:01:21,059 --> 00:01:22,719 This ain't the Girl Guides. 25 00:01:23,027 --> 00:01:25,427 What would you rather be doing, medic, skipping around, doing 26 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,092 - whatever the hell it is Girl Guides do? - No, sir. 27 00:01:28,093 --> 00:01:29,062 No? No, sir. 28 00:01:29,063 --> 00:01:30,551 Well, it's about all you're fit for! 29 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:35,052 Each and every one of you is a cluster-gobble 30 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,799 in your own unique way. 31 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,999 So, kill yourselves if you want to, 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,921 but I'm not going to let you endanger my life 33 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:42,610 or the lives of any of the other men. 34 00:01:45,352 --> 00:01:47,039 They aren't fit for service, are they? 35 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,057 Which is a problem cos we're on tour in 48 hours. 36 00:01:50,145 --> 00:01:51,904 We're all going on the tour, 37 00:01:52,326 --> 00:01:53,530 but one of you 38 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:55,862 will be going home at the end of the week, 39 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:59,786 the one I deem has not risen to the standard required, 40 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,834 and don't think it won't be you, medic. 41 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:04,643 Cos I can get another medic at a second's notice. 42 00:02:04,854 --> 00:02:06,488 I promise you 43 00:02:07,075 --> 00:02:09,174 at least one of you 44 00:02:09,784 --> 00:02:11,159 will be going home. 45 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:16,280 We've got two new soldiers joining us in Bangladesh. 46 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:21,200 Kingy, 47 00:02:21,861 --> 00:02:23,957 is it true two other guys are joining us out there 48 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:26,658 and one of us is being sent home? 49 00:02:28,055 --> 00:02:29,160 It is, yeah. 50 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,074 Get some rest. 51 00:03:26,314 --> 00:03:28,439 The guys signed a card for you. 52 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:32,008 What, you couldn't find a stamp? 53 00:03:32,066 --> 00:03:33,979 Do you know how much stamps cost these days? 54 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,300 It's cheaper for me to drive down here and hand deliver it. 55 00:03:40,398 --> 00:03:42,009 You, erm... 56 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:46,820 You didn't reply to any of my texts. 57 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:52,987 - You off on tour? - Er, yeah. 58 00:03:53,237 --> 00:03:54,664 Yeah, Bangladesh. 59 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:57,100 It's a joint training exercise. 60 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:06,577 Little shits! 61 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:09,700 I'm, erm... 62 00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:12,681 I'm going to speak to the Brigadier 63 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:13,778 about my medical discharge. 64 00:04:13,903 --> 00:04:15,180 Good. 65 00:04:18,741 --> 00:04:19,960 Why have you been ignoring me? 66 00:04:19,988 --> 00:04:22,072 - Charlie, please. - What? 67 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,931 I didn't want to complicate things. 68 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:28,077 Molly, Elvis, everything. 69 00:04:32,637 --> 00:04:34,140 An e-mail from Molly. 70 00:04:35,538 --> 00:04:37,255 Like I said in Belize, 71 00:04:38,004 --> 00:04:39,429 she's not sure we should be spending 72 00:04:39,441 --> 00:04:40,684 the rest of our lives together. 73 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:42,980 What about you? 74 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,460 Well... 75 00:04:49,252 --> 00:04:50,892 ... I'm not sure either. 76 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:55,095 But then I think you know how I feel. 77 00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:57,609 You need to be with Molly, OK? I... 78 00:04:57,845 --> 00:04:59,254 I can't get in the way. 79 00:04:59,328 --> 00:05:01,162 Georgie, people change. Things change. 80 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:02,659 I need to fight this, Charlie. 81 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:04,412 Fight what exactly? 82 00:05:05,091 --> 00:05:06,394 Yourself? 83 00:05:06,602 --> 00:05:08,011 Your conscience? 84 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,245 I'm struggling with the same things here. 85 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,286 I wish I'd just forked out for a stamp. 86 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,261 - Georgie! - What? 87 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:18,995 - What, Charlie? - Could you ever love me? 88 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,335 If I was a free agent, 89 00:05:22,353 --> 00:05:25,476 - if the circumstances... - I need not to see you. 90 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,211 Not until Molly... 91 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,701 I need to not see you. 92 00:05:37,579 --> 00:05:38,956 It's for the best. 93 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,300 Best for both of us. 94 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,100 Can you promise me that? 95 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,076 Yeah. 96 00:06:13,672 --> 00:06:15,058 Go! 97 00:06:16,265 --> 00:06:17,772 That's it. 98 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,484 Steady on, Bolt. Go! 99 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:28,744 Lane, in line, in line! Get those knees low! 100 00:06:31,573 --> 00:06:33,138 Stand up, guys. 101 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:39,553 Sorry I ain't got those white gloves on, sir. 102 00:06:41,361 --> 00:06:43,723 2-Section, 'shun! 103 00:06:44,595 --> 00:06:46,893 About turn. 104 00:06:47,684 --> 00:06:49,451 How are they looking, Sergeant King? 105 00:06:49,498 --> 00:06:51,247 Fitter than a butcher's dog, boss. 106 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:53,379 Right, take your top off, Monk. 107 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,901 - What? - Kalil, you can leave yours on. 108 00:06:56,761 --> 00:07:00,011 Under Captain James, they were flabby and it was disgusting. 109 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,182 I don't do flabby, I do washboard. 110 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:03,693 Put your shirt on, soldier. 111 00:07:03,864 --> 00:07:06,100 I am a washboard officer 112 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:09,556 and I expect nothing less. I want washboard soldiers. 113 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:12,023 Some of you most decidedly aren't. 114 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,537 But those that aren't will be plucked out 115 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,499 and replaced with those that are. 116 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,819 Yes, thank you, McClyde. 117 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:21,489 OK, guys, relax. 118 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:24,626 So, how was your first night in Bangladesh? 119 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,179 - Sir. - Information packs will be in your quarters. 120 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,089 To be studied before our in-country brief. 121 00:07:29,102 --> 00:07:30,631 Let's get ahead of the curve. 122 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,057 The situation along the Myanmar border continues to be volatile. 123 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,139 Cultural sensitivity required. 124 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,741 So, if any of you morons let us down, 125 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,535 I shall be unforgiving. 126 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:44,979 We'll be doing a training exercise with the Bangladeshi army, 127 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,699 prior to working in a refugee outreach project. 128 00:07:49,048 --> 00:07:51,224 Then your VIP reception, sir. 129 00:07:52,282 --> 00:07:55,179 It's not my VIP reception, Captain. 130 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:57,140 Carry on. 131 00:07:58,981 --> 00:08:01,591 2-Section, 'shun! 132 00:08:05,074 --> 00:08:08,387 Right, welcome to a mosquito-infested shithole. 133 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:10,909 The Bangladeshi army's got a lot of manpower 134 00:08:10,928 --> 00:08:13,011 and absolutely zero skill 135 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:16,813 but I doubt the Brigadier put that in your information packs. 136 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:32,318 I told my Doris we were staying at the Bangladesh Hilton. 137 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,895 It's like my old Scout hut. 138 00:08:35,071 --> 00:08:36,457 Were you in the Scouts, Brains? 139 00:08:36,489 --> 00:08:39,108 - Of course he was. - So were you! 140 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:41,884 I saw the photo on the mantelpiece. 141 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:45,500 Brace up, the boss is on his way. 142 00:08:47,003 --> 00:08:50,099 Right, has everybody read their information packs? 143 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,939 - Boss. - Bullshit! 144 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,200 Has anybody read their information packs? 145 00:08:54,228 --> 00:08:55,820 - Yes, boss. - You don't count. 146 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,980 You read yours, King? 147 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:06,619 Have you read your information pack, Sergeant King? 148 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,979 I have, sir. 149 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:13,460 Oh, you have. 150 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:18,514 What did Bangladesh use to be called? 151 00:09:19,946 --> 00:09:21,610 East Pakistan. 152 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:23,048 And before that? 153 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:25,918 India. 154 00:09:27,148 --> 00:09:28,817 Oh, well done. 155 00:09:29,932 --> 00:09:31,560 On me, King. 156 00:09:32,692 --> 00:09:35,588 Our two new soldiers have arrived. They're going to need briefing. 157 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,008 Have we decided who we're kicking out of here yet? 158 00:09:38,609 --> 00:09:40,027 No, boss. 159 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,163 He's like my old PE teacher. 160 00:09:50,186 --> 00:09:51,591 He was mental as well. 161 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,059 Got arrested for squeezing avocados in Sainsbury's. 162 00:09:55,258 --> 00:09:56,741 He got arrested for that? 163 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:58,418 - That's a bit harsh. - Well, 164 00:09:58,469 --> 00:09:59,512 he squeezed them first, 165 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,424 then threw them at the manager for being too hard. 166 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:03,766 Blinded him in his left eye. True story. 167 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,120 Oh, my God! 168 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,339 It's Fingers. 169 00:10:21,978 --> 00:10:23,771 - Fingers... - Yes, Sergeant. 170 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,675 It's good to have you back. 171 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:30,187 What are you doing, Fingers? 172 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,101 Keeping my emotions in check. 173 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,260 Take a seat. 174 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:38,125 - I'm all right, thank you, Sergeant. - Take a seat, Fingers. 175 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,460 I failed selection. 176 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:49,644 I don't give a toss. 177 00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:52,246 You're back with 2-Section now, understood? 178 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:54,330 I'm just disappointed. I mean, 179 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,090 what's Bones going to say? I'm going to be 180 00:10:56,104 --> 00:10:58,270 Fingers the Failure to that bastard. 181 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,986 What you think I've been called in my time, hm? 182 00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:05,428 What do you reckon my first RSM called me 16 years ago? 183 00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:07,745 Well, you can imagine, right? 184 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:10,785 One inch from my face, yelling stuff that... 185 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:12,850 Yeah. 186 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,908 You don't show weakness in the army. 187 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,788 You don't let them see they're getting you. 188 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,982 That's the only way to survive. 189 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,540 I'll kill him if he says anything. 190 00:11:24,147 --> 00:11:26,220 I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Fingers. 191 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:30,241 Sort your shit out and go and join the boys. 192 00:11:30,663 --> 00:11:31,923 And remember, 193 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,811 there's army life 194 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,282 and there's real life. 195 00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:37,059 Never confuse the two. 196 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:41,809 Here, we don't show emotion. We do our job. 197 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,220 Right? 198 00:11:46,158 --> 00:11:47,422 Hold on. 199 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,019 I need you keeping an eye on a new recruit for me. 200 00:11:52,372 --> 00:11:54,223 Can I rely on you, Fingers? 201 00:11:55,398 --> 00:11:56,791 Private Curry! 202 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,934 Can I rely on you, Fingers? 203 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:07,486 - Yes, Sergeant. - Good. 204 00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:11,060 Well, piss off then. 205 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,097 Curry! 206 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,467 Are you all right, Fingers? 207 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:36,020 There's a free bed there for you, mate. 208 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:46,371 You all right, lad? 209 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,783 Private Jason Curry. 210 00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,619 Jason Curry? Is that what he just said? 211 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,528 My God, I love a ruby, me. 212 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:58,219 - What's a ruby? - Ruby Murray, curry. 213 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,030 Come on, get with the lingo, you saddo Mickey Mouser. 214 00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:02,627 Welcome, Ruby. 215 00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:04,106 Are you a medic? 216 00:13:04,856 --> 00:13:05,856 Yeah. 217 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:12,057 Unpack your kit. 218 00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,208 I'll be at briefing in 15. 219 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:25,280 All right? 220 00:13:28,802 --> 00:13:30,553 You're the medic, you should have a word. 221 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,339 It's fine. 222 00:13:33,524 --> 00:13:34,725 Give him time. 223 00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:38,927 Don't you think it's weird no-one's mentioned anything? 224 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,208 I mean, he's thick, but 225 00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:42,566 he must have known there was a chance he'd fail. 226 00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:44,912 Right, you won't be mentioning anything. 227 00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:46,712 He'll tell us what he wants to tell us when he's ready, 228 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:49,078 and in the meantime, be nice. 229 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,968 Fingers, over here! 230 00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:54,581 - Bases. - Oh, my days! Don't go shouting! 231 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:56,234 He's good to think you're taking the piss. 232 00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:57,589 What, come on! 233 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:05,497 We're heading to the outreach project tomorrow. 234 00:14:05,848 --> 00:14:08,472 Me and you, Ruby, will be assessing potential dysentery 235 00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,836 and isolating patients manifesting symptoms. 236 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,907 I'll be your first. 237 00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,341 You can learn a lot from Georgie. 238 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:14,466 She's the best. 239 00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:16,848 Irreplaceable. 240 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,755 Look at his little legs. 241 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,020 He's going to be a footballer just like his dad. 242 00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:23,928 Why, who's the dad? 243 00:14:24,545 --> 00:14:26,099 I hope it's a girl. 244 00:14:26,618 --> 00:14:27,827 I don't actually care. 245 00:14:28,386 --> 00:14:30,237 So long as it's healthy! 246 00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,019 What do you think, mate? 247 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,132 Oh, shit! 248 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,314 Stay strong. 249 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,153 Gutted Captain James has taken medical discharge. 250 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:53,123 - Mm-hm. - I miss the old Rupert. 251 00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:54,994 Did you go and see him, Georgie? 252 00:14:55,884 --> 00:14:56,884 When? 253 00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:58,295 Did you take him our card? 254 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,420 Mm-mm. 255 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,775 I posted it. 256 00:15:02,849 --> 00:15:04,220 Throw me that chicken, man. 257 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,950 At ease, soldier. 258 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,855 Apples and oranges, which one's better? 259 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,767 Better? 260 00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:18,803 Exactly. 261 00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,209 Neither one is better than the other. 262 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,543 They are just different. 263 00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:26,036 Now, sometimes an apple thinks he might want to be an orange, 264 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,939 sometimes an orange thinks he fancies 265 00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:29,251 having a go at being an apple, 266 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,654 but at the end of the day, 267 00:15:31,859 --> 00:15:33,552 neither one is better than the other. 268 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,896 You just focus on being the best apple or orange 269 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,089 that you can be. 270 00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:43,940 Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Frankie? 271 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,669 You did your best. 272 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:03,482 Operation in built-up area. 273 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,505 Learn from this exercise. Go, go, go! 274 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,888 Right, a quick recap. 275 00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:15,545 Situation is, there is a hostage in that target house. 276 00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:17,534 Local forces will clear the area, 277 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,076 evacuate and seal off the roads going in and out. 278 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:22,574 Joint nations specialist teams will clear the building 279 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,297 and rescue the hostage. Any questions? 280 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:25,908 - Boss. - Fingers, on me. 281 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,780 Cover your arse, 360. 282 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,592 There. 283 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,117 - Move. - Remember, you morons, 284 00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:24,415 you're being monitored at all times, 285 00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,578 so try not to cock it up. 286 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,348 Stay focused. 287 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:34,579 Watch each other's backs. 288 00:17:56,611 --> 00:18:00,228 Always remember you're working for the soldier next to you 289 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,413 and not for yourselves. 290 00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:27,268 Show me you're ready for this, Fingers. 291 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:40,726 Hello, Delta fire team. This is Zero Alpha launch phase two. Over. 292 00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:59,097 Arms up! Arms up, sir! 293 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,875 Lift up your top! 294 00:19:02,648 --> 00:19:04,277 Identify yourself. 295 00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:05,872 I'm a hostage from the embassy, 296 00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:07,701 - being held against my will. - Up! 297 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,807 Arms in the air! Arms in the air! 298 00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:16,699 All clear. 299 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,289 On your feet. Up. 300 00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:19,550 - Stand up! Stand up! - Get up. 301 00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:21,749 Hands. Up! Stand up! 302 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,227 Stand still! 303 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,647 Stand up, up, up! 304 00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,135 Up! 305 00:19:29,693 --> 00:19:31,260 Let's get you out of here. 306 00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:42,861 Three Bravo, this is Zero Alpha. 307 00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:44,741 Prepare to move. Move. 308 00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:47,742 Three Bravo, roger, out. 309 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,960 Remember, this exercise is not over 310 00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:54,113 until we are back at base. 311 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:01,060 Ruby, let's check the hostage. 312 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,703 How fucking good was I today? 313 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,765 ? We've got our Fingers back! ? 314 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,979 ? We've got our Fingers back! ? 315 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,690 All right, all right. Wish me luck, you shitheads. 316 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,945 That was proper special forces, Fingers. 317 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,116 It's got to be said, 318 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:35,816 there's no way you're going home. 319 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:37,582 What do you mean, going home? 320 00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:40,672 One of us is getting sent home, Fingers. 321 00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:42,845 That's why he's brought in you and Ruby. 322 00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:45,114 No, who's he sending home? 323 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:46,991 We don't know yet, but 324 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:50,144 everyone thinks it's me because Ruby's been brought in. 325 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,240 I'm so sorry, Corporal, I had no idea. 326 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,454 Ruby, it's not your fault. 327 00:20:56,378 --> 00:20:58,105 He can't fucking send you home, Georgie. 328 00:20:58,127 --> 00:20:59,206 That would be nuts. 329 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:01,905 You know why he wants to send one of us home, don't you? 330 00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:04,524 It's so we fight with each other not to go. 331 00:21:05,888 --> 00:21:07,256 And that ain't happening. 332 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,082 No-one, not even him, 333 00:21:10,093 --> 00:21:11,653 is going to make us shit on each other. 334 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,013 Yeah? 335 00:21:15,503 --> 00:21:17,055 And if it's me that gets sent home, 336 00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:18,323 it's me that gets sent home. 337 00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:21,963 Until then, I'm going to be the best I can be. 338 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,885 We're all going to be the best we can be, yeah? 339 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,814 - Deffo. - Mm-hm. 340 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,608 You do realise, if that was the real thing, 341 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,467 you'd all be dead by now. 342 00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:33,028 Two of those terrorists 343 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,914 were wearing suicide belts that went undetected. 344 00:21:35,991 --> 00:21:37,736 Dead, dead... 345 00:21:38,678 --> 00:21:39,720 Dead. 346 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,952 Looks like I've got my shortlist of 347 00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:44,562 who I'm sending home, gentlemen. 348 00:21:48,504 --> 00:21:50,551 I thought you searched them. 349 00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:52,088 I thought you did. 350 00:22:22,664 --> 00:22:24,885 UN human rights envoys have visited 351 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,419 the Rohingya Muslim community in Myanmar. 352 00:22:27,899 --> 00:22:30,407 The government there doesn't recognise the Rohingya 353 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,809 and regards them as illegal immigrants, 354 00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:35,318 even though they've lived there for generations. 355 00:22:35,443 --> 00:22:38,381 You'll be working with Mrs Chowdhrey here in her outreach project, 356 00:22:38,392 --> 00:22:40,794 building a temporary isolation facility. 357 00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:41,866 - Lane. - Sir. 358 00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:45,521 You and Curry will be training and mentoring local medics. 359 00:22:46,585 --> 00:22:49,979 We need to offer a safe haven for these displaced people. 360 00:22:50,772 --> 00:22:52,612 Lane, Curry, 361 00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:55,184 you're on Mrs Chowdhrey. The rest of you are on me. 362 00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:02,926 As you can see, we are completely overwhelmed here. 363 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,707 We try and help as many people as we can but 364 00:23:06,832 --> 00:23:09,087 stocks and supplies are limited. 365 00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:13,714 And in here is where we keep the most severe cases. 366 00:23:14,508 --> 00:23:18,509 Ah, and this is my husband, Inspector Ratna Chowdhrey. 367 00:23:18,557 --> 00:23:19,758 - My son, Sumon. - Hello, sir. 368 00:23:19,817 --> 00:23:21,659 - Welcome. - Thank you, thank you. 369 00:23:21,784 --> 00:23:24,287 - Ah, he's tired. Hello. - Say hello. 370 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,517 - Hello. - Hello. 371 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,425 He's beautiful. 372 00:23:27,475 --> 00:23:29,425 My husband spends as much time as he can here 373 00:23:29,455 --> 00:23:30,785 when he's not on duty. 374 00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:33,899 He got his colleagues to build the summer school 375 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,570 during their annual leave. 376 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:36,922 Curry, go speak to the doctor. 377 00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,145 - Right. - Local garment merchants 378 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,053 donated the structure so it was just our labour. 379 00:23:41,345 --> 00:23:42,579 Over here, please, this bed. 380 00:23:42,594 --> 00:23:44,061 - Sorry, sir, sorry. - Thank you. 381 00:23:44,076 --> 00:23:45,738 We're all trying our best. 382 00:23:47,143 --> 00:23:48,295 Yaba. 383 00:23:48,825 --> 00:23:49,825 Drugs. 384 00:23:50,136 --> 00:23:52,405 Mass-produced in Burma, brought across the border, 385 00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:55,139 moved up to Dhaka, destroying lives in its wake. 386 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:57,699 - They'll have something similar in the UK. - What, yaba? 387 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,601 It literally means "mad drug". 388 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:02,015 It's a mixture of methamphetamine and caffeine. 389 00:24:02,554 --> 00:24:05,130 Addiction here is just everywhere. 390 00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:08,200 We don't want addicts here but 391 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,877 they're not wanted anywhere. 392 00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:13,025 And the drug runners are ruthless in protecting their market. 393 00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:17,419 _ 394 00:24:18,232 --> 00:24:21,596 _ 395 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,215 See, the women and children are always the innocent ones 396 00:24:31,234 --> 00:24:34,290 but when the Burmese army are attacking the Rohingya villages, 397 00:24:34,464 --> 00:24:36,190 they are indiscriminate. 398 00:24:37,136 --> 00:24:38,858 What's the reason behind it? I mean, 399 00:24:38,899 --> 00:24:40,297 they must be trying to justify it somehow. 400 00:24:40,321 --> 00:24:43,849 Ah, they say the Rohingya militants have been ambushing 401 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,095 the Burmese army. 402 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,085 But wouldn't you fight back if it 403 00:24:47,097 --> 00:24:48,720 was your people being slaughtered? 404 00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:49,865 Well, 405 00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,455 where does it all end? 406 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:54,433 Here, with us picking up the pieces. 407 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:57,773 We're still getting reports of hundreds of women and children 408 00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:00,874 still trying to cross the Naf River into Bangladesh. 409 00:25:01,838 --> 00:25:04,074 We go and collect as many as we can. 410 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,192 My husband organises weekly trips. 411 00:25:06,358 --> 00:25:09,713 We need a large-scale operation in order to get them here. 412 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:18,405 I know it's a lot to take in. 413 00:25:18,568 --> 00:25:20,464 - Yeah. - Georgie. 414 00:25:22,035 --> 00:25:23,535 Baby's really dehydrated 415 00:25:23,543 --> 00:25:25,060 and I don't like the sound of his breathing. 416 00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:26,780 All right, calm down, Curry. 417 00:25:42,103 --> 00:25:44,110 OK. Let's get the mother and baby seen by a doctor. 418 00:25:44,183 --> 00:25:46,123 OK. Should I set up a drip? 419 00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:47,540 Yeah, set up the drip and make sure 420 00:25:47,552 --> 00:25:48,804 they're in the queue for triage. 421 00:25:48,828 --> 00:25:51,734 - OK. - We are desperate for vaccines. 422 00:25:51,771 --> 00:25:53,932 We've been promised pneumococcal conjugate vaccine 423 00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:57,540 and rotavirus vaccine, which is against diarrhoea, but 424 00:25:57,549 --> 00:25:59,864 time isn't on our side with children. 425 00:26:00,298 --> 00:26:01,838 Do you get the vaccines from the government? 426 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,188 No, charitable donations. 427 00:26:04,232 --> 00:26:06,923 But we're not a rich country. 428 00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:11,032 Georgie, the baby's stopped breathing! 429 00:26:14,236 --> 00:26:15,954 Ruby, look after the mother. 430 00:26:18,393 --> 00:26:20,260 It's all right, she knows what she's doing. 431 00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:27,088 I need a doctor! 432 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,213 OK. 433 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,196 OK. 434 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,971 A hot drink in a hot climate shouldn't work. 435 00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:06,796 Somehow it does. 436 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:14,196 He was so small and innocent. 437 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:17,813 I know. 438 00:27:20,618 --> 00:27:23,237 What had that baby ever done to anyone? 439 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,660 He hadn't done anything. 440 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:31,253 And the mother has just... 441 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,162 ... picked up this lifeless thing and held it to her chest, 442 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,860 then turned and walked away. 443 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,161 We do what we can, OK? I mean... 444 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,935 Listen, if we let every death poleaxe us, 445 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,639 we're not exactly helping the situation, are we? 446 00:27:54,123 --> 00:27:55,340 Every death. 447 00:27:58,318 --> 00:28:00,734 I've never seen a dead body before. 448 00:28:04,514 --> 00:28:06,444 Well, that's what they don't teach in training. 449 00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:14,808 When I was that baby's age... 450 00:28:14,852 --> 00:28:15,943 Mm? 451 00:28:17,721 --> 00:28:18,756 Go on. 452 00:28:19,772 --> 00:28:21,276 No secrets in the army. 453 00:28:21,605 --> 00:28:22,900 It's no secret. 454 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,762 But I, um... 455 00:28:29,935 --> 00:28:31,565 I was thrown away. 456 00:28:34,943 --> 00:28:35,948 What? 457 00:28:36,073 --> 00:28:37,101 Me... 458 00:28:37,345 --> 00:28:39,617 Me birth mother left us 459 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:42,196 on the steps of the Methodist church in Billericay. 460 00:28:44,295 --> 00:28:45,700 Never saw her again. 461 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,740 But me... 462 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:55,854 Me adopted parents made us up a file 463 00:28:57,229 --> 00:28:58,644 of all the cuttings... 464 00:28:59,746 --> 00:29:02,225 ... everything anybody knew about me. 465 00:29:03,578 --> 00:29:06,153 Which wasn't a lot, to be fair. 466 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:27,087 - Sergeant. - Lane. 467 00:29:27,114 --> 00:29:29,495 We need help getting refugees from the Naf River. 468 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,384 The Naf River? Is that like a real thing? 469 00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:35,303 Effectively, it's a border between here and Myanmar. 470 00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:37,019 - OK. - Women and children have been stranded, 471 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:39,110 so maybe we can get some transport... 472 00:29:39,151 --> 00:29:41,939 - Not sure it's in our remit. - What harm would it do? 473 00:29:42,064 --> 00:29:44,449 Picking people up who, I don't know, 474 00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,134 escaped genocide. 475 00:29:46,507 --> 00:29:47,990 Do you want me to ask Bones? 476 00:29:48,293 --> 00:29:49,335 Lane, 477 00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,105 we got a job to do here. 478 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:52,967 Other agencies will go and assist 479 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,568 with the transportation of the refugees, so stop emoting. 480 00:29:57,905 --> 00:29:59,179 What does that mean? 481 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,567 When my girls are being overly dramatic, 482 00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:04,648 that's what my wife tells them. Stop emoting. 483 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,641 So, 484 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:19,643 you've been to Leeds. 485 00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:22,859 - Leeds? - Yeah, Leeds. Rab's house. 486 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,164 I hate the North. 487 00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,523 You do know Manchester is up north, don't you? 488 00:30:28,586 --> 00:30:32,026 Yeah, but at least Manchester is a bit more like a shit London. 489 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,529 So, you didn't like Leeds? 490 00:30:35,654 --> 00:30:36,719 Never been, mate. 491 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:39,709 Oh, you must have a good telescope. 492 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:40,728 Eh? 493 00:30:40,853 --> 00:30:43,375 To see the picture on Rab's mantelpiece 494 00:30:43,622 --> 00:30:45,380 all the way from Colchester. 495 00:30:51,290 --> 00:30:54,859 Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 496 00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:57,531 Right turn! 497 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,979 Left, right. Squad will move to the right. 498 00:31:01,186 --> 00:31:03,477 Right turn! 499 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:07,420 Left, right, left, right, changing arms. 500 00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:12,735 Change arms! 501 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:19,121 Squad will advance. Right turn! 502 00:31:22,461 --> 00:31:26,464 Squad will move to the right. Right turn! 503 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:32,233 Left, right, left, right. Squad, halt! 504 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:37,776 Squad will advance. Left turn! 505 00:31:53,756 --> 00:31:55,290 What do you think, Sergeant? 506 00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:57,016 Very good, sir. 507 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,220 Good? 508 00:31:58,476 --> 00:32:00,725 Indeed. 509 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:04,404 Well, good ain't good enough, is it? 510 00:32:04,639 --> 00:32:09,116 Because the Bangladeshis will be good, so I want my men perfect. 511 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,901 Tomorrow, 512 00:32:12,082 --> 00:32:15,327 you had better be the best turned-out soldiers on parade. 513 00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:17,860 Boss. 514 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,699 Right, guys, once more. 515 00:32:26,765 --> 00:32:28,391 Real concentration. 516 00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:30,143 Let's get those rights sharp... 517 00:32:30,151 --> 00:32:33,139 I want to see you dancing with your weapons. 518 00:32:33,714 --> 00:32:36,330 They should look as much a part of you as your arm. 519 00:32:36,341 --> 00:32:39,619 Kalil, looks like the first time you've ever even seen a weapon! 520 00:32:39,856 --> 00:32:42,044 I'm very not happy with you. 521 00:32:46,217 --> 00:32:48,245 Squad will move to the right. 522 00:32:48,305 --> 00:32:50,385 Right turn! 523 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:54,181 By the left, quick march! 524 00:32:54,237 --> 00:32:56,255 Left, right, left, right... 525 00:32:56,292 --> 00:32:59,470 If the Brigadier ain't happy, I will spoon out your eyes 526 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,827 and play marbles with them 527 00:33:00,834 --> 00:33:03,723 before putting you on the next flight home. Oh, yeah, 528 00:33:03,908 --> 00:33:06,114 don't go thinking you're exempt, Sergeant. 529 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,535 Right turn! 530 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,340 Left, right, left, right, left, right... 531 00:33:18,945 --> 00:33:21,133 You got something you want to say to me? 532 00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:27,766 No... sir. 533 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:30,557 I ain't here to make friends. 534 00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:33,114 I'm here to save lives. 535 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,667 Your lives. 536 00:33:40,508 --> 00:33:43,425 Squad, halt! 537 00:33:50,578 --> 00:33:53,419 We're just going to assess and assist where we can today, OK? 538 00:33:53,968 --> 00:33:55,515 Are we really going to put people 539 00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:57,178 in those battered old farm lorries? 540 00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:59,532 What else do you suggest, Richards? 541 00:33:59,657 --> 00:34:01,593 Surely they have access to something 542 00:34:01,605 --> 00:34:03,290 more suitable for these people. 543 00:34:20,914 --> 00:34:22,716 Get to the children! 544 00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:25,300 Oh, my God! 545 00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:32,729 They're coming from no-man's land. 546 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:35,227 They know we can only take some. 547 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,987 We have to assess, take the most needy cases. 548 00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:40,199 Right, guys, come on, let's move! 549 00:34:40,597 --> 00:34:42,041 What about the rest? 550 00:34:42,474 --> 00:34:45,399 They'll have to wait for some other time. Come, let's go. 551 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,530 Let me take that for you. 552 00:35:03,277 --> 00:35:05,897 - Hello, sir. Hi. - Hi. 553 00:35:05,924 --> 00:35:07,299 Take it. 554 00:35:07,693 --> 00:35:09,041 This is Mr Thakur, 555 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:11,343 from the refugee camp just across the Myanmar border. 556 00:35:11,355 --> 00:35:12,533 What's in the bag? 557 00:35:12,658 --> 00:35:14,936 All the information he has on all these people. 558 00:35:15,061 --> 00:35:15,975 Health records, etc. 559 00:35:15,987 --> 00:35:18,049 How are we going to get everyone out of here? 560 00:35:18,312 --> 00:35:19,610 I don't know. 561 00:35:20,127 --> 00:35:24,313 The tragedy is there's another 2,000 in that camp that he says... 562 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:26,516 ... time is running out for. 563 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,340 My God. 564 00:36:09,611 --> 00:36:11,614 Mission accomplished, Lane? 565 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,885 Talk to me. 566 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:17,563 Waterborne disease is inevitable. What are we going to do? 567 00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:20,121 Inspector, how you getting on? 568 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,339 We need these floods to hold off or 569 00:36:22,351 --> 00:36:24,094 no-man's land will become a sea. 570 00:36:24,145 --> 00:36:25,461 And then what? 571 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,466 These people, they have to go somewhere. 572 00:36:27,512 --> 00:36:29,572 It's not safe for them in Myanmar. What can they do? 573 00:36:29,591 --> 00:36:31,055 We need to do more. 574 00:36:31,766 --> 00:36:34,686 I need to go and sort out beds for the isolation unit. 575 00:36:34,857 --> 00:36:36,931 - Thank you for your help. - You're welcome. 576 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,660 Barsha. 577 00:36:39,957 --> 00:36:42,272 He's been trying to persuade local factories 578 00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:44,480 to donate money for beds for us. 579 00:36:44,531 --> 00:36:46,877 - Say bye. - Bye. 580 00:36:49,099 --> 00:36:50,819 It's pretty basic, Lane. 581 00:36:51,011 --> 00:36:53,261 There has to be some place for the refugees 582 00:36:53,288 --> 00:36:55,755 with infectious diseases to be isolated. 583 00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:58,240 Think we'll fit 50 beds in here? 584 00:36:58,365 --> 00:37:00,892 If we push them tightly together, we might just do. 585 00:37:00,939 --> 00:37:02,750 We need to sort the ventilation out as well. 586 00:37:03,198 --> 00:37:05,718 Do you want me to task the guys on sorting the air-con out next? 587 00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:08,495 Bit too early for army banter, sir. 588 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,727 See, how come no-one's ever heard of this? 589 00:37:10,739 --> 00:37:11,379 What? 590 00:37:12,275 --> 00:37:15,126 Us Muslims are always seen as the beardy-weirdy ones, 591 00:37:15,306 --> 00:37:18,457 running round in a suicide vest shouting some bollocks. 592 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,495 Yet, here, 593 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,943 crimes against humanity are perpetrated ON Muslims. 594 00:37:22,957 --> 00:37:24,619 We are trying to help, Rab. 595 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:27,339 Right, we were just saying we're going to pick up that flooring. 596 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:29,919 - What flooring? - Well, that's strong, a bit. 597 00:37:29,942 --> 00:37:31,886 Plastic sheeting, not ideal. 598 00:37:32,011 --> 00:37:34,385 - Go on, then, move it, you two. - Sir. 599 00:37:36,145 --> 00:37:37,761 I think we should ask the boss, get 600 00:37:37,773 --> 00:37:39,356 some access for the larger trucks. 601 00:37:39,481 --> 00:37:41,433 I'm not sure this is the week to ask him that one. 602 00:37:41,445 --> 00:37:42,099 Why? 603 00:37:42,433 --> 00:37:44,359 Well, he's more concerned with being 604 00:37:44,371 --> 00:37:46,099 top troops at the VIP reception. 605 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:48,729 And if we're not, we going to all be going home. 606 00:37:55,676 --> 00:37:57,520 How far is Singpa? 607 00:37:59,636 --> 00:38:03,299 Singpa is 57 kms south-east. 608 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,145 - Decent! - What you doing? 609 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,890 Do you remember my grandma was 610 00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:09,526 saying I had an uncle in Bangladesh? 611 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,975 I don't know what she was going on about, do I? 612 00:38:12,561 --> 00:38:15,059 Well, that's us sorted for when we get 24 hours' leave. 613 00:38:15,184 --> 00:38:16,615 We can look him up. 614 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,379 I'm not wasting my day off going to your uncle's gaff! 615 00:38:21,036 --> 00:38:23,419 You might be turning your back on the adventure of a lifetime. 616 00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:25,817 Oh, he's not another bicycle repair wallah, is he? 617 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:27,403 Oh, that's nice. 618 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:32,483 And have you been blabbing about me going to Leeds? 619 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,622 You promised you wouldn't say a word. 620 00:38:35,184 --> 00:38:36,632 I haven't said a word! 621 00:38:38,699 --> 00:38:40,251 Eyes on the road, driver. 622 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,996 My uncle might be like a local dignitary. 623 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:49,005 Yeah, so maybe he'll be at that VIP reception tomorrow. 624 00:38:50,069 --> 00:38:52,397 All right, so it's unlikely but... 625 00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:57,419 ... I'd love you to come with me and help me try and find him 626 00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:58,821 when we get some downtime. 627 00:39:01,488 --> 00:39:03,818 Don't get all sincere on me, wanker! 628 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,520 It's only cos I need a driver. 629 00:39:15,971 --> 00:39:17,630 You know, if he sends you home, 630 00:39:17,896 --> 00:39:19,383 I'm going home too. 631 00:39:20,164 --> 00:39:21,419 He's not going to send me home 632 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:24,883 cos I'm going to make sure I'm much better than Monk and Brains. 633 00:39:25,205 --> 00:39:26,281 Easy. 634 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,209 Oh, I forgot! 635 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:31,147 I have got an amazing bit of intel on that Ruby. 636 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,300 What intel? 637 00:39:34,554 --> 00:39:35,940 What intel? 638 00:39:36,605 --> 00:39:37,795 Rab! 639 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,502 What intel? 640 00:39:40,522 --> 00:39:43,124 - Are you coming to my uncle's or what? - Oh, my God, just tell me! 641 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:44,972 You're coming to my uncle's though, aren't you? 642 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:46,955 Tell me! 643 00:39:53,113 --> 00:39:54,617 - Georgie. - Cheers, Ruby. 644 00:39:54,742 --> 00:39:56,601 Make sure everyone keeps hydrated. 645 00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:59,942 - Hydration? - Absolutely! 646 00:40:00,012 --> 00:40:01,617 Got responsibilities and that. 647 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:03,739 My Doris is sprogged up. 648 00:40:03,864 --> 00:40:07,426 Proudest moment before that was farting to Bohemian Rhapsody. 649 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,608 I'm a changed man. 650 00:40:11,145 --> 00:40:14,056 - Hydration? - Cheers, mate. 651 00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:15,809 Is it true you were left on the steps 652 00:40:15,821 --> 00:40:17,199 of a church when you were a baby? 653 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,089 Yeah, I was. 654 00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:24,335 Hydration? 655 00:40:25,009 --> 00:40:26,619 How the hell did you know that? 656 00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:28,332 Georgie. 657 00:40:28,417 --> 00:40:29,821 But YOU weren't supposed to say anything. 658 00:40:29,836 --> 00:40:32,180 But I thought you were just lying, like normal. 659 00:40:34,005 --> 00:40:35,780 So, was he like abandoned? 660 00:40:37,999 --> 00:40:40,808 Well, yeah, I don't suppose he walked himself there. 661 00:40:42,937 --> 00:40:45,073 He's suddenly become much more interesting. 662 00:40:45,768 --> 00:40:46,928 You all right, George? 663 00:40:53,381 --> 00:40:55,842 - Eyes on me, 2-Section. - Guys! 664 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:58,321 Take your time, medic, I've got all day. 665 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:02,271 Kit inspection at barracks, 2100 hours. 666 00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:04,247 Oh, what, 667 00:41:04,548 --> 00:41:07,267 you think you're too good for a kit inspection now, do you? 668 00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:08,897 - No, sir. - No, sir. 669 00:41:10,977 --> 00:41:13,073 Right, let's crack on, then, shall we? 670 00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:17,024 You fuck up, and that's MY job on the line. 671 00:41:20,627 --> 00:41:21,884 What was all that about? 672 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:25,360 Bones wants us to sweat about this VIP bollocks tomorrow. 673 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,888 Basically, he's putting the squeeze on Kingy 674 00:41:27,907 --> 00:41:29,579 because the Brig is putting the squeeze on him. 675 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:31,090 Or Bones is just mad. 676 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:32,764 I don't think so. 677 00:41:32,779 --> 00:41:33,810 Really? 678 00:41:34,615 --> 00:41:36,651 I think he just wants us to be him 679 00:41:36,743 --> 00:41:38,599 - and when we're not... - He'll send us home. 680 00:41:38,636 --> 00:41:40,653 Let's face it, we're all better soldiers under him 681 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,740 - than we were under Captain James. - Fingers! 682 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,740 I'm just saying we've all upped our game. 683 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,187 Boss! 684 00:41:49,804 --> 00:41:50,804 Boss! 685 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:52,838 I know what you're going to say. 686 00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:55,278 You're miles ahead of me then, cos I haven't got a clue. 687 00:41:55,302 --> 00:41:57,951 - I ain't here to make friends, Sergeant. - Clearly. 688 00:41:57,962 --> 00:42:00,744 - Don't push your fucking luck, Sergeant! - Sir. 689 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,557 Get the men back to the barracks 690 00:42:05,571 --> 00:42:07,859 in their kit and looking immaculate. 691 00:42:07,941 --> 00:42:09,485 I want to be proud of them when they march. 692 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,644 I want everyone else looking at them 693 00:42:11,651 --> 00:42:13,136 and then looking at me and thinking, 694 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,359 "Wow, they are a chip off the old block, made in his image." 695 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:22,111 Look, 696 00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:25,662 there's going to come a time as their OC 697 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,780 that I'm going to give them an order to move and they will move. 698 00:42:49,183 --> 00:42:50,460 - Sir. - Thank you. 699 00:42:57,368 --> 00:42:58,370 Mm, 700 00:42:59,198 --> 00:43:00,602 you don't mind if I... 701 00:43:00,643 --> 00:43:01,940 You carry on, sir. 702 00:43:04,586 --> 00:43:07,523 You'll be eating at the barracks. 703 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:09,304 Of course, sir. 704 00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:12,261 Just you said you might want to be 705 00:43:12,434 --> 00:43:14,371 present for the kit inspection. 706 00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:16,979 Yes, can I delegate? 707 00:43:17,641 --> 00:43:18,724 You can delegate. 708 00:43:18,749 --> 00:43:20,915 I'll be happy to inspect on my own. 709 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:23,679 Just make sure they're immaculate. 710 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:26,380 I'm on it, sir. 711 00:43:27,986 --> 00:43:29,995 General Sir Iqbal Nurbhai. 712 00:43:30,072 --> 00:43:32,319 - Good evening. - Sir. 713 00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:36,025 The General and I are slightly competitive. 714 00:43:36,036 --> 00:43:38,009 - Just slightly. - He thinks his troops 715 00:43:38,024 --> 00:43:39,890 are going to get one over on mine. 716 00:43:40,799 --> 00:43:43,016 That won't be happening, Captain. 717 00:43:43,141 --> 00:43:45,792 - No, sir. - That is not a question. 718 00:43:47,662 --> 00:43:49,025 How are they doing? 719 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,174 I'm very proud of them. 720 00:43:53,702 --> 00:43:55,099 - Really? - Yeah. 721 00:43:56,352 --> 00:43:58,321 I'd be very proud to have any one of them 722 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:00,262 alongside me on the front line. 723 00:44:02,653 --> 00:44:04,415 But they are soldiers, aren't they? 724 00:44:04,856 --> 00:44:07,343 So I can't go letting them relax into thinking that they're 725 00:44:08,281 --> 00:44:09,859 the best that they can be. 726 00:44:18,684 --> 00:44:19,748 OK. 727 00:44:28,062 --> 00:44:29,876 Room! 728 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,900 Room, 'shun! 729 00:44:42,405 --> 00:44:43,831 You are slack 730 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,429 and your hair is a mess. Medic. 731 00:44:46,452 --> 00:44:48,580 - Sir. - Did you somehow not notice 732 00:44:48,705 --> 00:44:50,775 or, more worryingly, just not care? 733 00:44:50,798 --> 00:44:52,309 - Should be wearing a beret. - That's irrelevant. 734 00:44:52,328 --> 00:44:55,849 - It's not irrelevant... - Oh, please, fuck me, not you! 735 00:44:57,601 --> 00:44:58,615 Sir. 736 00:44:58,740 --> 00:45:00,363 You save lives 737 00:45:01,010 --> 00:45:02,991 and I save lives, 738 00:45:03,394 --> 00:45:05,855 so I thought we were on the same side. 739 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,160 We are, sir. 740 00:45:07,994 --> 00:45:09,362 Then when I look at you, 741 00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:12,880 I need you to know what I'm saying. 742 00:45:18,864 --> 00:45:20,300 You will understand. 743 00:45:35,605 --> 00:45:37,919 Have you brushed your teeth this year? 744 00:45:47,976 --> 00:45:50,018 Just because we're in some 745 00:45:50,397 --> 00:45:53,145 mosquito-infested shithole 746 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:55,967 does not mean you dress accordingly. 747 00:46:00,217 --> 00:46:01,801 We never lose 748 00:46:02,014 --> 00:46:04,231 because we are never behind. 749 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,240 Ever. 750 00:46:07,076 --> 00:46:08,489 At anything. 751 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:12,499 But we are only as strong as our weakest link. 752 00:46:20,825 --> 00:46:22,580 So, start over. 753 00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:28,526 But remember, sometimes you can't start over 754 00:46:28,794 --> 00:46:30,551 because somebody's put a bullet in 755 00:46:30,563 --> 00:46:32,281 your head when you weren't ready. 756 00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:36,924 Sort them out, Sergeant. 757 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,245 And stand up bloody straight! 758 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,210 Right, guys, let's move. 759 00:46:48,335 --> 00:46:52,055 Richards, hair. He's right, it's a mess. 760 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:54,127 Brains, boots. 761 00:46:55,703 --> 00:46:58,059 Fingers, teeth. 762 00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:00,803 I've done them twice this morning, Kingy. 763 00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:40,707 2-Section! 764 00:47:40,753 --> 00:47:43,098 2-Section, 'shun! 765 00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:53,100 2-Section on parade, ready for inspection, sir. 766 00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,290 Thank you, Sergeant. 767 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,500 You carry on. 768 00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,995 At ease, guys. 769 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,740 Well done. 770 00:48:42,413 --> 00:48:43,946 Not bad. 771 00:48:44,071 --> 00:48:45,623 Thank you, Brigadier. 772 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:05,788 Squad, by the centre, quick march! 773 00:49:05,913 --> 00:49:08,167 Left, right, left, right. 774 00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:11,414 What do you think? 775 00:49:11,968 --> 00:49:13,331 Looking very good. 776 00:49:23,295 --> 00:49:24,980 Very good work, McClyde. 777 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:30,206 Squad, halt! 778 00:49:39,824 --> 00:49:41,059 Good morning, sir. 779 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:44,014 British contingent formed up on parade. 780 00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,940 Permission to carry on, sir. 781 00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:50,020 Carry on, Sergeant. 782 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:59,078 Stand at ease! 783 00:50:25,554 --> 00:50:29,007 You all right, fellas, eh? You sure? 784 00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:37,374 - ... delicate spices. - Very nice. 785 00:50:41,173 --> 00:50:43,806 I mean, it's a bit strange, I'll give you that, but... 786 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:47,179 ... I don't think it makes me interesting. 787 00:50:47,207 --> 00:50:48,501 Oh, it does, Ruby. 788 00:50:48,626 --> 00:50:50,899 It makes you a lot more interesting than us anyway. 789 00:50:51,304 --> 00:50:52,727 Yeah, but... 790 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,157 ... that's not me, you know. 791 00:50:55,282 --> 00:50:57,135 Me mam, maybe, 792 00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:58,950 whoever she was. 793 00:50:59,173 --> 00:51:01,501 - Never been traced, no? - No. 794 00:51:01,557 --> 00:51:03,019 Was it in the papers and whatnot? 795 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:05,991 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I think I read about it. 796 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,699 I don't think he's the only abandoned baby ever. 797 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:10,302 I wish I was abandoned. 798 00:51:10,518 --> 00:51:12,939 In fact, do you think it's too late to abandon my parents? 799 00:51:13,253 --> 00:51:16,071 You hear about older people getting abandoned in supermarkets. 800 00:51:16,103 --> 00:51:17,914 - I've never seen any. - What? 801 00:51:17,923 --> 00:51:19,871 Old people abandoned in supermarkets. 802 00:51:19,883 --> 00:51:20,814 How do you know? 803 00:51:20,985 --> 00:51:23,350 Seriously, every time I go into a supermarket, 804 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,326 it's like thousands of old people just wandering about. 805 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,310 How do we not know that they're not all abandoned? 806 00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:29,724 How good is this? 807 00:51:29,923 --> 00:51:32,505 All of us together, staying together. It's nice. 808 00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:35,499 Very well done, 2-Section. 809 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,014 We were just saying, 810 00:51:37,028 --> 00:51:40,455 almost as good as the Bangladesh army. 811 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:43,220 Right, guys, let's get back to it. 812 00:51:45,888 --> 00:51:48,179 - Ah, Corporal Lane. - Sir. 813 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,935 - New career. - Yeah. 814 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,570 Good choice. Thank you. 815 00:51:53,972 --> 00:51:55,620 - There you go. - Thank you. 816 00:51:57,276 --> 00:51:59,020 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 817 00:52:14,495 --> 00:52:18,315 2-Section, get everybody out now! Everybody out! 818 00:52:18,329 --> 00:52:20,775 Move! Evacuate now! 819 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,379 Get out of the way! Move out of the way! 820 00:52:32,506 --> 00:52:34,193 Bones! 821 00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,002 Just thought I'd crash in here with you guys for a bit. 822 00:55:31,921 --> 00:55:34,203 - Sergeant. - Guys. 823 00:55:36,795 --> 00:55:38,426 OK, relax, guys. 824 00:55:40,163 --> 00:55:41,820 Thank you, 2-Section. 825 00:55:46,955 --> 00:55:49,694 Captain McClyde's last conversation with me... 826 00:55:50,876 --> 00:55:52,918 ... was to say how proud he was 827 00:55:52,946 --> 00:55:54,909 to serve alongside you guys... 828 00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:58,550 ... and how he wanted you to continue 829 00:55:59,571 --> 00:56:01,737 to help the Rohingya refugees. 830 00:56:04,015 --> 00:56:07,019 Your new commanding officer will assist in this. 831 00:56:07,674 --> 00:56:09,097 Come in, Captain. 832 00:56:17,449 --> 00:56:19,237 I was fortunate enough 833 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,489 to persuade him not to take medical discharge. 834 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,900 I will escort the body back to the UK. 835 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:28,420 In the meantime, 836 00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:33,437 I will leave you in the capable hands of Captain James. 837 00:56:56,812 --> 00:56:59,020 - You all right? - Yeah, let's go. 838 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,166 Hey, hey, sh... 839 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:27,357 Right, you take these two back to the truck. 840 00:57:27,981 --> 00:57:30,259 - I'll go and find some more children. - OK. 841 00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:33,075 By the way, I've requested a transfer from 2-Section. 842 00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:35,394 - Why? - Because you didn't keep 843 00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:36,802 to your end of the bargain. 844 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:50,537 He's been lying to us and he's been lying to you. 845 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,085 You don't know anything about him. 846 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:53,139 Maya! 847 00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:55,415 Full search inside and out of every vehicle. 848 00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,305 Anything suspicious, you let me know. 849 00:57:59,079 --> 00:58:00,420 Move! 850 00:58:02,193 --> 00:58:04,151 - Damn! - Where's Monk? 851 00:58:04,395 --> 00:58:08,192 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -