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We're finally here...
The beach!

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- The beach is cool Pete, but...
- Oh.

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Maybe you're a little too excited?

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Are you kidding, Miles?

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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,

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we never get to just be normal kids.

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But even summer classes are done,

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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.

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I made a Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.

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See? And right at the top...
beach day.

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You made a checklist
of how to have fun?

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That's the opposite of fun.

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Look at this.
Hmm?

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Some puny eggheads wound
up on our beach, boys.

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Let's give them a welcome.

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Hey.

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You think that's funny, weirdo?

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Classic bullies kicking sand.

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Ah, exactly what would
happen to normal kids.

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I love summer!

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Uhh... Mm...

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Let's get away from this freak.

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I can now cross "bully encounter"
off my beach sub-list.

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Lots left to do...

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swimming, sand castles,
jellyfish stings.

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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.

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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.

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Come one, come all to our
annual summer challenge.

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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,

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and you'll win the cash prize!

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We have a challenger.
Step up!

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Hmm. Black Cat?

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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?

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Peter Parker might need a vacation,

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but Spider-Man
can never rest.

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Just got to get this over with quickly.

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So that I can get back to Miles
with those hot dogs.

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- You.
- Look, Cat,

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I've got a whole list of things
to do, and you've probably got...

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I don't know...
yarn to bat around.

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Why don't you give the money back,

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- and we'll call it a day?
- Oh, sweetheart,

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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.

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Ohh! Why did I make
eye contact?

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Her bad luck powers. Huh.
It's probably okay.

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I've already decided this is
going to be the best summer...

47
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Whoa!

48
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She'd definitely win an Annoying
Superpowers contest.

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Mwah.

50
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I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean how long
can Black Cat's bad luck even last?

51
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm goooone!

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Whoa! Whoa. Ohh!

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Ohh!

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Great.

55
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Yeah!

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I finally got yooouuu!

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Okay, Black Cat, it's been fun...

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lie... but I've got someone who's probably
tired of sitting around waiting for me,

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- so hand over the money.
- You'll never learn, will you?

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Wait. What?

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Huh? Ugh.

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Ha! See?

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That's how it feels.
Annoying, isn't it?

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Then prepare to be annoy...

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- Uhh!
- Ah! No more bad luck.

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Now to call the cops,

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return this money to the talking
hot dog man...

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I can't believe I just said that...

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and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.

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"Thwop"?

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They never make a "thwop" sound.

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Great. Dirt
in the mechanism.

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Gonna be a long crawl
back to the beach.

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We have a wiener!

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The new champion is

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Miles Morales!

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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.

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Miles 1, haters 0.

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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,

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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.

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You were right. This was
the perfect beach day.

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Except you sort of totally
completely missed it.

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I know.

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More bad luck.

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But don't worry. There's
a lot left on the list,

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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.

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Sync and corrections by masaca
- addic7ed.com -

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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something

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of my perfect Summer
Vacation checklist.

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My first baseball game.

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I may not know third base
from a seventh-inning stretch,

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but Aunt May's a fan.
She'll catch me up.

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Peter. There you are.

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Aunt May? You look great!

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Oh.
My game face.

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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.

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The New York Spirit rules!

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Uh, I feel a little underdressed.

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Don't worry. You probably
won't jinx the team.

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Probably.

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Where is everybody?

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I thought the place would be packed.

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We're playing the Short Sox,

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who we haven't lost to in a decade.

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Last year, we won 47 to nothing,

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so people aren't that interested.

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No suspense.

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- Aw!
- What? Was that a good thing?

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The Short Sox got a home run?

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That hasn't happened in years!

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Yeah!

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Unless that's bad?

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Ohh!

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Another homer?

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Impossible.

116
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Definitely bad. Right?

117
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I'm a nervous eater? Can
you get us some snacks?

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Peanuts? Nah.

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Nachos?

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Nah.

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Peanut nachos.

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Nah.

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Hmm. Let me think.

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Ohh!

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What? How could the ball have
changed angular momentum like that?

126
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The basic physics don't add up.

127
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Hmm.

128
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I'm no expert on "sportology,"

129
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but that's not right.

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Ohh!

131
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I'm no expert, but that seems
like bad sportsmanship.

132
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Remote controlling the ball?

133
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Yeah. I'm gonna
call that a foul. Foul...

134
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That's baseball, right?

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I'm not mixing up sports, am I?

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I wasn't doing anything.

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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Aah!

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Watch it! Hey!

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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.

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A line-drive home run?

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Ho-ho, we're back!
The Spirit rules!

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Too bad Pete's missing this.
What's taking him so long?

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Oof! Uhh!

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How's that thing work?
Magnetic waves?

145
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Magnetic waves,
sound waves, air currents.

146
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,

147
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- the Tinkerer.
- The who now?

148
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The Tinkerer.

149
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I invent things, sometimes evil things.

150
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I'm a master criminal.

151
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Nope. Still not
ringing a bell.

152
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If you really are some super villain,

153
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?

154
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I'm sick of my team
always getting beaten.

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You're some big hero,

156
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so you have no idea
what it's like to lose

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time and time again.

158
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Uh... yeah. No idea.

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I just wanted to see
my boys win for once.

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Is that so wrong?

161
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Is cheating wrong?

162
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I'm gonna go with yes.

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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.

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Tinkerer!

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And you're out!

166
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?

167
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Sorry.
Long line at concessions.

168
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You missed the comeback of the century.

169
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The Spirit are crushing the Short Sox.

170
00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,172
Sorry I missed all the action.

171
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I'll have to come again next game.

172
00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:11,747
Honey, I'm not superstitious, but maybe
you shouldn't come to any more games.

173
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You might be a jinx.

174
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I'm running behind, Gwen.
I know.

175
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Did he pick up? He lost his ticket,
didn't he?

176
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How can you be late, Peter?

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Ross Calaban is your favorite singer,

178
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and these seats are amazing.

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You didn't lose your ticket, did you?

180
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He lost his ticket, didn't he?

181
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No! I didn't lose the ticket.

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I'll be there sooner than soon.

183
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You'd better. It's gonna
start any minute.

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Remember, this concert's on
your Perfect Summer checklist.

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Get here.

186
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Whoa! Is that him?

187
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Ross Calaban?

188
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Whoa, guys, I've got a show to do.

189
00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:02,049
Can I sign autographs after?

190
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,884
Heh heh heh heh.

191
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:04,936
Let me go!

192
00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,988
Ah.

193
00:09:09,826 --> 00:09:12,569
Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.

194
00:09:18,217 --> 00:09:19,409
Uhh!

195
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,270
Dad, I want my birthday present.

196
00:09:23,306 --> 00:09:25,306
Now, if ya know what's good for ya.

197
00:09:25,341 --> 00:09:28,976
Heh. My son knows
what he wants, huh?

198
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That'll serve you well
in business, kid.

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I'll give you the business.

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Okay.
Take off the blindfold.

201
00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:38,018
Huh? You see that?

202
00:09:38,054 --> 00:09:39,320
It's that, uh...

203
00:09:39,355 --> 00:09:41,098
It's the singer all the kids like.

204
00:09:41,557 --> 00:09:43,058
Daddy did good, am I right?

205
00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:47,294
Ross Calaban!
Sing, ya punk. Now!

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00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,096
Uh... Oh, okay, okay,
sure, yeah.

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00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,098
D-Do you...
Do you have music or...

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00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,651
I usually sing to music.

209
00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:55,269
Dad, this guy might sing like an angel,

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00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,104
but he don't hear too good.

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00:09:57,139 --> 00:10:01,710
Uh, take him out back and pop
some sense into the pop star, boys.

212
00:10:01,944 --> 00:10:03,310
Wait! No, no, no, no, no.

213
00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:06,280
I could sing without music.
Sure. Uh, no problem.

214
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,016
Hey! Hands off the megastar.

215
00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:10,217
Spider-Man?

216
00:10:10,252 --> 00:10:13,887
Wow!
Ross Calaban knows my name?

217
00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:16,290
Wow. Spider-Man knows my name?

218
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,892
- I'm a big fan.
- I'm a big fan.

219
00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:22,439
Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday!

220
00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:25,132
Oh, no, he ain't.

221
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,067
You're in my house now, see?

222
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,168
Yow! What is... Ohh!

223
00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:30,003
What was that?

224
00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,139
You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!

225
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,907
Whoa!

226
00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,109
Huh.
Hey, hey.

227
00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:36,176
Hey... Ohh!

228
00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:40,080
You ruined my birthday!

229
00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:42,983
You're gonna sleep with the fishes!

230
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,351
Aw, come on, kiddo.

231
00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:47,154
That's not a nice thing to say.

232
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,323
And this ain't a nice thing to do.

233
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,000
Aahh!

234
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,268
Crazy monkey ninja boy!

235
00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,070
Crazy monkey ninja boy!

236
00:11:05,074 --> 00:11:07,174
Stand and fight, ya loser!

237
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,076
I can't hit a seven-year-old.

238
00:11:09,111 --> 00:11:11,311
I just turned eight.

239
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,249
Kid, wait!

240
00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:18,018
Eh, what do you want, ya crooner?

241
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,253
To make a deal.

242
00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:20,538
Leave Spidey alone,

243
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:22,541
and I'll take a selfie with you.

244
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,210
So? Everyone will think
it's fake.

245
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,094
I'll post it myself.

246
00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:29,263
Your popularity
will go through the roof.

247
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:33,552
All the other kids will want you to be
their third grade mob boss or whatever.

248
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,804
I like the sound of that.

249
00:11:35,805 --> 00:11:36,805
Deal.

250
00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:41,008
Well, saved by the power of celebrity.

251
00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,977
Spidey, move.
You're gonna ruin my pic.

252
00:11:47,883 --> 00:11:49,901
Formaggio.

253
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,532
You sure you don't
want to come backstage?

254
00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,452
Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.

255
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,996
Thank you, Spider-Man.
I owe you.

256
00:12:01,563 --> 00:12:02,581
Break a leg.

257
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,633
Ticket.

258
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:07,745
I got it right, uh...

259
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,005
uh... I had it.

260
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:11,638
Where'd it go?

261
00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:13,340
Nice try, buddy.

262
00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:16,309
Gwen?

263
00:12:16,345 --> 00:12:17,477
Yeah, I'm finally here,

264
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:21,248
but, uh, you were right.
I lost my ticket.

265
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,216
Sorry.
We'll catch up later.

266
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,555
Hello, New York! Sorry I'm late.

267
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:31,558
I'd like to dedicate tonight's
show to a friend of mine...

268
00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,326
Spider-Man!

269
00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:34,561
"Friend"?

270
00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:38,231
The Ross Calaban said I'm his friend?

271
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:42,135
Yes! That makes me
almost cool.

272
00:12:45,407 --> 00:12:46,373
? Ahh ?

273
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:48,275
? Mmm ?

274
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,543
Oh, yeah!

275
00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:56,885
They thought
they were always prepared,

276
00:12:56,982 --> 00:13:00,017
but nothing prepares you for...

277
00:13:00,052 --> 00:13:01,722
the Mummy of the Hills!

278
00:13:03,889 --> 00:13:05,394
So spooky!

279
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:08,258
Miles, no offense,

280
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,995
but you're absolutely terrible
at telling campfire stories.

281
00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:14,031
Seriously.
And fact check...

282
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:17,100
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,

283
00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:18,836
not lush forests.

284
00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:22,039
Ha! I know, right? So unexpected.

285
00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,330
That's why it's so spooky.

286
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:26,176
Right, Peter?

287
00:13:29,114 --> 00:13:31,081
Uh, right. Spooky.

288
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,482
Or not spooky.

289
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:34,151
What were we talking about?

290
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:37,354
Huh. See?
I scared him senseless.

291
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:41,258
You okay, Pete?
You're a million miles away.

292
00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:43,060
I'm sorry. It's just...

293
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:47,164
You know I made that Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist?

294
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:49,299
But nothing's really worked out.

295
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,500
Now the summer's almost over,

296
00:13:50,536 --> 00:13:52,335
and I've checked off next to nothing.

297
00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:55,172
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.

298
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:58,275
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,

299
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,823
don't quit on us, Parker.

300
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,544
There's still time
to have a great summer.

301
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,381
Yeah. Maybe.

302
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,715
Or maybe not,

303
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,650
if ghosts get us.

304
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:10,320
Ghosts don't exist, Miles.

305
00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,689
Oh, yeah? I've never
heard a ghost say that.

306
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:14,738
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.

307
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,465
My cousin heard it
from his friend's aunt,

308
00:14:17,496 --> 00:14:19,576
so it's the real deal.

309
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:25,602
It all started with a shadowy
form flying through the treetops.

310
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:26,416
Then...

311
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,739
I'm headed for bed
before Miles gets going again.

312
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:31,541
- Good night, everyone.
- Night, guys.

313
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:32,588
I'll clean up.

314
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,836
I wouldn't want you out in the open
in case any ghosts or mummies come by.

315
00:14:37,216 --> 00:14:40,283
I know you're kidding, but good point.

316
00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:44,221
Anya? Gwen?

317
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,455
Is that you?

318
00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:50,148
Hey! Our stuff!

319
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,274
Huh?

320
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,400
Come out, come
out, whatever you are.

321
00:14:57,436 --> 00:14:59,402
If you're the Mummy of the Hills,

322
00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:02,339
you should know that you're
supposed to be in a drier climate.

323
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:03,540
Huh? Whoa!

324
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:06,873
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?

325
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,549
Whoa!

326
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:18,521
My name is Nocturnal,

327
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:21,191
for I hunt by night.

328
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:26,396
Oh, you got some nasty toenails there.

329
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,333
Did you just peck at me?

330
00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:32,535
I don't give a hoot who you are.

331
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:34,137
That's just rude.

332
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,209
Aah! Super creepy!

333
00:15:40,579 --> 00:15:43,546
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!

334
00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,181
Are you gonna drink my blood?

335
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:47,584
What? Why would I
do that? Weird.

336
00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:49,586
That's what spiders do, right?

337
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,588
To things caught in their webs?

338
00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:54,291
I don't carry the theme that far.

339
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:55,913
Why were you stealing that stuff?

340
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,595
I'm starving, man.
I need food.

341
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:02,165
Food? Don't owls
just eat rodents?

342
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,963
I don't carry the theme that far.

343
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,237
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?

344
00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:08,471
No.

345
00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:11,107
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.

346
00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:14,544
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,

347
00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:18,214
my parents, my friends...
they all ran me out.

348
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,687
They think I'm a monster.

349
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,385
Lab accidents are one
of my pet peeves, too.

350
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,254
It's how I got my powers.

351
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:28,525
Really? A lab accident turned
you into a sick spider freak?

352
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,529
I prefer the term "awesome
spider cool guy," but yeah.

353
00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:35,431
Then why are you not
out here like me...

354
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:39,802
hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?

355
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:44,507
I... I've always had people around me
who accepted me for who I am, I guess,

356
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,643
whether I'm a science geek
or a superhero.

357
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:51,381
- You're one lucky dude.
- Yeah. I guess I am.

358
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:54,784
I'm sorry you feel you have to hide,
but I know there are good people out there

359
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:57,487
who would help. In fact,

360
00:16:57,522 --> 00:16:59,589
there's some people
in that camp you should meet.

361
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:09,432
Nocturnal, wait!

362
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,635
My own parents kicked me out,
and you want me to trust strangers?

363
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,437
I'm not ready, man.

364
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,407
Maybe someday.
Someday soon, I hope.

365
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:19,642
Here.
I stole this from them.

366
00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:22,712
No. They'd want you
to keep it.

367
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,480
They're pretty great like that.

368
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,389
What's all this? Breakfast?

369
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,358
Yep. Hope that's okay.

370
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:38,294
I don't know. Will it somehow
ruin the camping trip?

371
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,797
Sorry I was
such a downer last night.

372
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:44,300
I was so obsessed about not
living up to my perfect summer,

373
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,502
I didn't realize
I was already having it...

374
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,338
spending time with you guys.

375
00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:49,639
That's what really matters, right?

376
00:17:49,674 --> 00:17:50,773
Of course, Pete.

377
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,975
You're really important to us, too.

378
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,614
Besides, any apology said with food
is an apology I can accept.

379
00:17:57,649 --> 00:18:00,516
Oh. You know the story
about the guy with the hook?

380
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:02,619
Oh, no, wait.
That's the ending.

381
00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:04,454
Uch! Let me start over.

382
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:14,297
One week of summer left.
Let's see how I'm doing

383
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:17,333
on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.

384
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:19,302
Trip to the beach,

385
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:21,671
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.

386
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:24,674
Baseball game...
ruined by the Tinkerer.

387
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:28,411
Concert. I missed that whole
show, thanks to Hammerhead,

388
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,647
but I did get to meet Ross Calaban,

389
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,548
so I'm calling that even.

390
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,417
And camping. Total win,

391
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,486
despite the mysterious owl boy.

392
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:39,522
So, that's one win,
two losses, and a tie.

393
00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:42,325
Good thing
school's starting soon

394
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,625
'cause winning at summer vacation
is a lot harder than I realized.

395
00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:50,090
Whoa. Guess I missed some messages
when I was out of range camping.

396
00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:51,701
Peter. Max Modell here.

397
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:54,637
Was hoping to schedule time
for you to come in

398
00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:57,507
and train your replacement
as my lab assistant.

399
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:58,775
"Replacement"?

400
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:05,894
Yeah. The board only authorizes
that position for first-year students.

401
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,189
I assumed you knew that, Peter.

402
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,776
Of course.
I totally knew that.

403
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,571
Of course I totally didn't know that.

404
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,145
Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year?

405
00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:25,242
I can't ask Aunt May
or Harry for money.

406
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:26,749
They've already done enough for me.

407
00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:28,751
This is on you, Peter.

408
00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:31,378
You're a smart kid.

409
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,717
You'll find a part-time job
with no problem.

410
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:36,479
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.

411
00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:39,682
And if you'll look at my résumé,
you'll see that...

412
00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:42,418
y-you... you'll see that I'm
e-experienced in, uh...

413
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:43,853
- Freeze, Scorpion!
- I'm so sorry. I, uh...

414
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,227
My aunt's calling.
I gotta take this.

415
00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:55,498
Sorry about that.

416
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,600
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.

417
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,670
I'm sorry, but we
just filled the position.

418
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:04,440
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand-based accident

419
00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:06,576
on the way here.
It's no big deal, really.

420
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:08,811
Uhh...

421
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:11,481
Goo? What goo?

422
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,849
Oh, man!

423
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:14,851
I've had a long morning.

424
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,821
What's this?

425
00:20:18,857 --> 00:20:21,591
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.

426
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,693
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?

427
00:20:23,728 --> 00:20:24,927
I mean, for charity.

428
00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:27,663
Parking meters.
Parking meter charity.

429
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,935
Wow. Being Spider-Man really puts
a crimp in a person's job hunt.

430
00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:36,539
Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see.

431
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:39,154
Randy Robertson?
How have you been?

432
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,577
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.

433
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,678
What have you been up to?

434
00:20:42,714 --> 00:20:45,882
Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy,

435
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,517
and having zero luck.

436
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:50,625
Well, my dad works at that media
company, the Daily Bugle.

437
00:20:51,856 --> 00:20:53,956
They're expanding,
doing a lot of hiring.

438
00:20:53,992 --> 00:20:56,297
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?

439
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:57,693
A job?

440
00:20:57,729 --> 00:20:59,729
Listen, Peter Palmer...

441
00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:01,497
Peter Parker.

442
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,700
The Daily Bugle's a top-tier
multi-platform news organization.

443
00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:07,470
Call me back when you
can grow facial hair.

444
00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:10,139
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?

445
00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:12,007
I thought you were a pro!

446
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,943
I can't use this!

447
00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:16,178
My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man,

448
00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,778
and she's not even alive anymore!

449
00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:23,449
I'd pay through the roof if anyone
could get me some good clean footage

450
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,120
of this Spider-Man!

451
00:21:25,156 --> 00:21:27,410
Paying for shots
of Spider-Man?

452
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,666
Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be able to
afford school this year after all.

453
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,450
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