We're clones. We're someone's experiment. They're killing us off.
Bet you could bounce me like a ball.
Mira saw you screwing my husband!
- Alison! - You came into my house
and probed my wife.
I quit!
Who's the science now, bitch?
Mr. Pouchino, what about that refund?
- I got refund. - M.K. is dead.
- I don't want to go with you! - Enough!
- I'm going with Rachel! - No, that's enough!
We are going to take such good care of you.
Oh, my goodness!
I have stick in belly.
- Ah! Ah! - Now, where's Helena?
- Come on! - Gonna be so good.
Hendrix, that was
quite the feed. I mean, I'll have to unbutton here.
Was that a cream-cheese frosting?
- I don't know, is it? - Oh, you are evil,
- Alison Hendrix. - I'll email you the recipe.
No, you will not.
Hey! Haha! She's so tough.
- Hello. - Hey, Alison, it's Beth.
I told you not to call me anymore.
Look. You know ignoring this isn't gonna make it go away.
- OK? I warned you when we met. - Beth, we look alike, that's it.
This other C-word business,
I-I-I don't even know what to say about it.
It's hokum. OK?
The, uh...
- Alison? - Uh... Yeah.
Great! All sold.
Raffle tickets sold! Great!
OK. Bye.
You have been phone-fussing all night.
Have you got something going on the side?
What?!
Yes.
Yes, sir. Yeah. Ahem!
So, guys, uhhh,
Aynsley and I have
a little proposition for the two of you.
We've been thinking
that it's time to shake things up a little bit.
Oh. I, uh...
Oh! No.
- Oh, my God! - No, no, no.
- No, no! Not that! No, no, no! - OK, what we were thinking
was a little...
magic mushrooms.
Yeah, no. I can't.
I tried them once, and they went right to my bowels.
Ohh, Donnie, come on!
No. Alison and I, we prefer to stick to alcohol
poisoning, right?
- Is everything OK there, honey? - Yeah, yeah.
Why don't we open up a Merlot.
Mhm?
You know what? Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yes. That is what I'm talking about, Hendrix. Right here!
Are you sure about this?
She's in denial. She needs to see another face.
Yeah, but you're basically asking me to, like,
drop a bomb in the middle of a Norman Rockwell painting.
Yeah.
Just get it over with.
OK.
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We need Helena's location, and you're going to tell me.
So where did she go, Mr. Hendrix?
I already told you, I don't know.
Abandoned you, did she?
Like you abandoned me in the woods?
I didn't abandon you, Alison.
Look, Mister...?
- Frontenac. - Right.
Tell Rachel when you found me, I was looking for Helena.
No, tell Rachel that Helena's not gonna
let her suck stem cells out of her babies!
Not exactly a scientist, are you, Mrs. Hendrix.
I studied kinesiology.
Cosima is a real scientist and a very valuable one.
Sarah and Helena are fertile,
biologically priceless.
- And then there's you. - I'm a mother
- and a homemaker. - As you go back today
to your vapid existence,
I want you to consider
your worth.
Because even M.K. had more value than you.
My hand is purple, and it makes the hair all fuzzy.
- I'm seeing tracers. - Why are my socks wet?
OK... Cold water
for everyone.
Yeah? Got ice in it and everything. And I've got
- poison control on speed dial. - Donnie, Donnie, bro,
have a beer, take your shirt off.
What? No!
It's Alison's
- mystery man again. - What?!
Honey, don't you think maybe we should be turning that off?
- I have to get the raffle tickets. - Wait-wait-wait.
Uhh... wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the buddy system?
- No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. - OK.
Alison.
Hey.
Oh, Christmas. I have neighbours.
I... I know. I'm sorry.
- You're the other one. - Yeah, I'm Cosima.
Umm, I know. I'm sorry about this whole ambush thing.
It was totally Beth's idea. She just thought
it would be a good idea for you to see
- another one of us. - You have a nose ring.
Yeah, brilliant observation.
- We are so completely different. - I know,
which you may find totally freaky, but I find it...
I find it so fascinating!
Like, this is you and I'm from
- "Berkeley." OK? - I don't even know what that means.
And like, Beth is a cop. Right?
You know?
But genetically speaking, we're all...
we're all family.
Who are we really?
Yeah, that's the existential question, isn't it?
But what Beth is proposing is that we all get together,
hang out all the time. OK, you're just gonna stay with us.
Whoa. Whoa! No. No. Whoa.
We're gonna talk. We're gonna talk, talk, talk about it.
Dude, are you high? 'Cause your eyes are like saucers.
- I can't deal with this. - Our... OK.
Alright.
Shit.
Oh, M.K.
I could have done something.
Sarah, Sarah, I could have been a decoy or something.
Alison, they were watching you too.
I think we all just need to lay low today, regroup.
That sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
Yes. Just go back to my useless life
- like I've been told. - Honey? Honey?
Kira? Wanna give me...
Hey.
She just... She needs a bit of space, love.
So do you. I will bring her to Dyad.
She won't even tell me what Rachel did to her,
and I'm meant to send her back there.
I know it's not easy, but keep the faith.
We're not without allies.
Stay here. Chain yourself
to your sister today.
Donnie, I'm not in the mood
for the Church Fall Fun Fairl. Not with Nona Walker in charge!
Honey, we are still the entertainment. I am doing my dance,
and we are singing our duet, right?
? Ain't no mountain high enough ?
? Ain't no valley... ?
OK. Honey, come on.
What is the Fall Fun Fair without Team Hendrix?
I can't stop thinking about M.K.
and Cosima out there
all alone.
Why do I love my sisters so much when they've ruined my life.
Hey, your life isn't ruined. It's just waiting
for you to come back and sparkle it up.
You're right. You're right.
I made this fair what it is today,
and I won't be sidelined by Nona Walker.
- What... Not what I meant. - Get dressed. Full regalia.
I'll be at the church.
Hi!
- Hi. - Let's put
- the drinks on the dessert table. - Right over there?
Oh no, maybe with the side dishes. I'm sorry,
I know it's heavy. Does that seem good? Side dishes?
Uh, drinks always on a separate table. That way, you avoid a log jam.
- Good. - Alison, you're early,
the Fair doesn't start for another hour.
Well, it might not start at all
at this rate. Where are we here?
OK, so let's just take a big breath, dear.
- OK? - Excuse me?
Well, they said that you might do this, try to undermine me.
Who said that?
Well, Eileen and Nina
and Nancy and Sta... Well, everybody.
And I said, "No, Alison's not like that."
So for your sake, let's just not prove them right, OK?
- OK. - Great!
Maybe next year, Alison.
That one goes on the hot-dog table.
- Nona. - Alison, you're still here?
I-I-I wanted to apologize to you.
I've not been myself lately.
My family and my reputation, you know.
So just feeling a little useless.
- Oh, golly! - You must be parched,
you're working so hard. Have a drink.
Oh, it's very thoughtful of you, thank you!
- No problem. - Alison, welcome.
I hope you're not too dispirited about
- the changing of the guard. - N-no.
No! Nonna and I have worked it out.
Well, God bless. He sees your deeds big and small.
So you can take solace in that.
- Mm-hmm. - Ah-ah-ah!
I just realized that I have had this in my car for weeks.
The paraffins alone would have killed you.
I'll get you a different one.
Aldous was so proud
when he published this book,
and yet, P.T. Westmoreland told me he wrote it.
And Aldous just dumbed it down.
I didn't know that.
Well, the imaging alone shows the foetus had a rapid
- and unexplained recovery. - Yes,
Helena's children could prove even more vital than Kira.
Donnie Hendrix may be holding back regarding Helena.
Well, we have more persuasive leverage, don't we?
I'll instruct the detectives.
Detective Bell, what's going on?
You tell me.
I am highland dancing later today.
Is that breaching my bail conditions?
We have a search warrant.
For what? I, uh, I've already been charged.
This isn't about drug trafficking, Donnie.
It's about a bunch of dead Portuguese gangsters
and one seriously bloody paper cutter.
Oh, come on!
This is, uh... this is a shakedown.
Step aside, Braveheart.
Alison, what are you doing here?
Uhhh... I'm loving my neighbours, Eileen,
and try not to judge.
And we all miss her.
Hi, Chad.
Hi, Jake. Hi, Esme.
We... we... Pff, I haven't seen you since...
- The funeral, yeah. - Right. Right.
I'm-I'm so sorry, guys. I...
We miss you on Black Oak Drive.
We're up at Aynsley's mother's now.
Uhhh,
pretty much just focused on taking care of my VIPs
here, uh? Yeah!
We're gonna go get the hot dogs now.
OK.
She really was pretty, huh?
- Yeah, yeah. - Do you ever feel
like this is somehow our fault?
What are you... what are you talking about?
It was an accident.
She kicked me out of the house because we had an affair.
If anyone had been home, they could have saved her.
You don't know that.
And we can't change the past.
Yeah.
It's good to see you, Alison.
Why do I have this face?
I could have been born with many faces.
I could have been a cop or I could have been
a scientist, but, uh...
I wound up microwaving mini-pizzas
and chauffeuring kids to circus camp.
Why this life?!
Because we're happy?
You're so normal.
You golf and you watch TV
and you...
commute!
Sometimes, you look at me so strangely.
It's like our entire life is a lie.
I... googled
"bad mushroom trip"
and it said, in a couple of hours,
you should be right back to normal, OK?
- OK. - Uh-oh!
- Oh, my God! - Bad energy in here.
- Oh, my God! - Alison is no bueno right now.
Oh! Oh, sweetie, no.
It's just your senses opening up like a flower.
- I don't feel like a flower. - Oh, sweetie, come outside.
Come feel the grass.
- It's so beautiful. - Yeah.
Yeah.
Be careful with her.
I've said it a hundred times,
- "I don't know where Helena is." - Anything on here?
Child porn?
Tax evasion? Pouchy's client list.
No. I have to call my wife.
I need that cell phone as well.
Are you backing this play?
Donnie...
please.
I'm expected on stage at the Fall Fun Fair.
So go, dance with the stars.
No law says you have to stick around.
Are we cool, Donnie?
Yeah, we're cool.
Just... keep 'em out of the garage.
Do you remember your car accident, Kira?
Yeah.
Ms. S said it was a miracle.
What if I told you
it might not be a miracle at all.
Might actually be something in your genes.
That's what Auntie Cosima thinks.
Yes, she would.
I have a present for you.
Another very special creature.
- A mouse! - Mm-hmm!
- Aww! - This is a spiny mouse.
This mouse has the remarkable ability
to grow back its own skin and fur.
- How? - That is the mystery.
Can I pick him up?
Sure.
He's evolved this way so that,
when he's grasped by a predator, he slides
right out of his own skin and escapes.
- Oh, come on. - I think it's rather painless.
Everybody says I can't trust you.
Do you?
This is fun.
Kira's already turning her back on me.
She thinks Rachel's gonna teach her who she is,
and I'm just this bitch who just says no.
No.
Yes. Bum in
chair. You are sitting for me.
- I'm not sitting for you. - Yes, you are sitting
for me because S benched us. And I know that's agony for you,
but then, let's do something constructive with that.
Why do you insist on painting naked?
It's my process. And you have no influence on it,
so just relax. Eyes forward.
- Prfff! - Great!
Just be natural.
Ramone!
- You, you ripped us off! - Mrs. Hendrix?
Kellerman fronted us those pills and you left us holding the bag!
That's not true. That product was
- bought and paid for. - You... Aaah...
You are not gonna weasel me this time.
- I want my 35 grand. - Oh, just hold on.
Would I come here, to your church, if I scammed you?
Just consider the possibility
that Kellerman saw you
for the rookie you were and took advantage.
We got taken.
He's a snake, I should have warned you.
I am such a colossal failure at everything.
Not to me, Mrs. Hendrix.
Can I, uh,
help take the edge off?
No. No. Absolutely not.
God in heaven, I haven't had a drink in ages.
You know, the woman I was a year ago
would not recognize
the woman I am today.
- Who are you? - Yeah. Yeah.
Now, I'm the parties-supply guy
living in my parents' basement again.
Just promise me
you will not end up
in Bailey Downs in 10 years wondering what the hell
happened to your life.
A toke, Mrs. Hendrix?
Eff it.
Look at the stars.
Some of them are so far away
that they've died before the light even reaches us.
Aynsley, do you think
this is all there is for us? Bailey Downs?
You're laughing at me?
No. No, sweetie.
I hear you.
Sometimes, I've fantasized
about jumping in my car
and just driving away.
I mean, who knows what's out there for me?
Exactly.
But, Ali, this is a great neighbourhood.
I mean, our lives are filled with joy
and kids and barbecues.
But if you really feel like there's
some other purpose for you,
you should trust that.
Whoo! Whee!
Ah, Mrs. Hendrix!
- Oh, God! Whoo! - Alison, what are you doing?
Donnie. Donnie, I'm so high.
- I mean, I'm so... - I'm so high, Donnie.
Is that Ramone?!
- You little shit! - Mr. Hendrix,
I swear I didn't rip you off. I swear!
No. It was Kellerman with the faraway eyes.
- Alison, come here. - Talk to the bouncing hand.
Alison, would you please come out here?!
- Yeah, hurry up! It's my turn now! - OK.
Whoa! Oh! Wow!
Thank you. Check complete. Ah!
- OK, kids, one at a time. - What is your problem, Donnie?
My problem? Oh, I don't know.
Just Neo police searching our house.
- What?! Police? - Yeah.
- Why? - They're trying to tie us
- to Pouchy. - Ugh!
Well, there's no evidence tying us to Pouchy, is there?
No, but there are a few bodies buried in our garage.
What do you think happens when Rachel discovers that I killed Leekie?
Well, I didn't shoot him in the face, did I?
No, you only let Aynsley Norris strangle to death.
I thought she was my monitor,
and that turned out to be you!
Hey, I'm not proud of what I did!
Enger!
Oh, shit!
Planting evidence?
Whoops!
Is that blood from the Pouchino crime scene?
Yeah. Bloody clothes.
You know the Hendrixes didn't do it, Matty.
Hmm... There's the irony, I think we both know who did.
Helena. I added clone blood in there too.
Tie the wife to the crime...
the husband spills Helena's location.
Ah!
That kind of looks like a grave, don't it?
Yes, ma'am. I'm on it.
Ugh!
"Alison"? Allison?!
It's Donnie.
Donnie, what's going on?
Oh, a little. I'm at the church fair.
Alison is blottoed, and the cops are searching my house.
What? Uh, is Art there?
Yes, he was. I don't know if he can,
but I told him to keep them out of the garage
with its occupants.
Oh, shit! Leekie.
And Helena's dead Castor. Don't forget about him.
- Donnie, are you saying Alison's relapsed? - Yes.
With her teenage dealer.
Balls to S. They need an intervention, we gotta go.
Uh, wait there, we're coming.
OK, thank you.
Oh yeah.
Homework, young lady?
It's all done.
Impressive.
What time is Mom coming home?
Soon, I hope.
She said she'd be home by now.
I know.
You wanna talk about what you and Rachel did today?
No.
OK. Why don't you get ready for bed.
OK.
Alison?
Hey, Chad.
May I, uh, may I sit?
Sure.
You used to call me "Hendrix."
Yeah.
Yeah, I used to do a lot of things, huh?
Hey, are you OK?
No.
There's something I should have told you about Aynsley's death.
Oh, look, you don't have to say anything.
- It's fine. - No, you have to hear me.
It was my fault.
- I'm responsible, Chad. - No. No, no, no.
I shouldn't have said anything back there. I'm sorry, that was stupid.
You guys had your problems, OK, but those were...
those were best friend problems.
But, God, she loved you.
She loved you so much.
We can't change what happened...
but if we want to honour Aynsley,
we have to move forward.
Thank you.
I should find Donnie
before I miss his performance.
Oh, Donnie.
Ahhh... Oh.
The weirdest people get one.
Oh, God.
Oh!
Ugh.
Oh!
Donnie? Donnie? Oh, God!
- Donnie, wake up. Wake up! - I don't even know.
I'm right here. I'm right here. Wake up.
Wake up, Donnie. Get up.
- Felix? - Yes. Just in the nick of time.
- What's he on? - Half a bottle of Lorazepam.
- Holy shit! - Is he OK?
Yes.
He's fine. Just been dealing with a medical condition.
Looks like they're both alchies.
I'm sorry. I may have
my demons, but don't you dare go after my Donnie!
All right. You know what? It's all right.
No. I know exactly what you all think of me.
But I'm not just a boozer, I'm a pill popper too!
That's right. And half of you bought them from me!
Oh, God.
Don't pretend you're so innocent. You're hypocrites!
All of you, hypocrites! Nona,
I see you.
You know, I've given my heart
to this community,
and I can't help but feel a little bit hurt
that you're pushing me to decide, but, you know...
I have atoned for my sins.
And I have a life
that is so much bigger than Bailey Downs.
I am part of a sisterhood
that you couldn't even begin to understand.
And thank God, you never will.
Where are you going?
Going to take a leak.
You leave the seat up for me?
- Hey, Art. - What the hell is going on?
We're so sorry you're in this position.
See? That's the problem. I'm not just looking out
- for you anymore. - I know. I know.
Look, Rachel can't know what's in there.
- OK? You have to stall 'em. - Stall 'em? Girl, we're halfway
to China over there. Who's even in there anyway? Duko?
No. No, no, no. S got rid of that body.
Do you think she would bury him in the Hendrix garage?
Then who is it?
Sarah, I have lost my line right now.
I need to know.
It's bad, but not for you.
OK?
It's Dr. Leekie. Donnie killed him.
Oh!
What about Art, Sarah?
Doesn't he have some option?
He's as twisted up as you are, Alison.
This is my fault.
I'm the one that shot Dr. Lee...
- Leekie. - Sarah, what's Rachel gonna do
when she discovers decapitated Leekie?
She's gonna come after all of us.
OK, I'll tell 'em.
- Tell them what? - Where Helena is.
You knew all along?
Mm-hmm.
She made me swear not to tell anyone but Sarah.
Uh, uh, no, no.
We're not giving up where Helena is.
- No, of course not. - Well, I'm sorry.
I don't know how to get us out of this.
That's OK. This is our doing.
Rachel should know that.
Yeah.
- Can you take him home, please? - Yeah. What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna make myself useful for once.
Yes?
Alison Hendrix is here.
Well done, Mr. Frontenac.
Hoohoo! Found the squishy.
Alison Hendrix. At last we meet.
Yes, well, I suppose
my entire life is filed away here somewhere.
It is. Not that I've paid
much attention to it.
I know you look down on me, Rachel.
You probably wonder why on earth my sisters even bother with me.
But I've been in this fight
since the beginning with Beth,
even before Sarah,
and I'm in it for the long haul.
Well, looks like
we're missing something.
Ah!
It was an accident.
Dr. Leekie pushed Donnie over the edge,
and he didn't have basic firearm safety.
Aldous Leekie is buried in your garage?
Minus the head which was donated to science.
For most of my life,
I hated Aldous.
But I chose not to kill him.
The other body, who is it?
A Castor.
Tell me Helena's location,
and this all goes away.
Even if I knew where she was, I wouldn't tell you.
This isn't our problem,
it's yours. So go ahead,
file murder charges against us.
It all leads back to you and your office.
Do you really think your new boss would want
all that attention on Neolution?
Here.
Get them out of my house.
Get them out of my house!
- Enger. - It's Rachel.
Something's come up on my end.
I need to know what you found, Detective.
Ma'am, there's a body here, but, um,
we can't ID it just yet.
What, uh, what would you like us to do?
Well, dispose of the bodies
discreetly and put
the garage back in order.
OK. We'll stand down.
Looks like the Hendrixes squirmed out of this one.
What would you have me do with you now?
Do whatever you want with me,
but leave Helena alone.
I should like to put my hands around your neck
and squeeze.
Then, we're not so different, you and I.
You did it, hon.
You went toe to toe with Rachel Duncan
and didn't give up where Helena is hiding.
Hey, what's wrong?
I just... I feel like
I've been rattling around my own skin
for some time,
and...
I think I finally popped loose.
I need to go away for a while.
Oh!
You're my rock.
I'm not leaving,
I'm just...
I need to see the kids and I, uh...
and see who I am
outside of all of this.
You mean,
- like a yoga retreat? - No. I don't know
what my destination is. I just need...
- I know this is right. - Yeah.
Oh.
I know there's something you want, my highlander.
Really?
- You wanna do this? - Mm-hmm.
OK. Uhhh...
- ? Ain't no mountain high ? - ? Ain't no valley low ?
? Ain't no river wide enough, baby ?
? If you need me, call me ?
? No matter where you are ?
? No matter how far ?
? Don't worry, baby ?
? Just call my name ?
? I'll be there ?
? Don't have to worry ?
? 'Cause, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough ?
? Ain't no valley low enough ?
? Ain't no river wide enough ?
? To keep me from getting to you, babe ?
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