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All right, all right,
everyone start to shut up.

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I have some news today

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that is gonna make you guys so happy.

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You're gonna teach us biology?

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Nice, Sarika. No, guys,
be serious. Come on.

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Teach you biology.

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I was just at the bagel shop,
and I ran into my ex, Meredith.

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You seem to run into her a lot.

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It's kind of bordering on stalking.

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Marcus, you'd be lucky to
have someone stalking you.

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Oh, trust me. Being stalked is no picnic.

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I'm not stalking you.

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We have the same class schedule.

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Interesting. Yeah, well, anyway,

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Meredith mentioned that
she and her boyfriend

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are going through a bit of a rough patch.

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So I said, "Oh, my goodness.
I'm so sorry to hear that."

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Let me know if I can help."

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So basically, I'll be a
shoulder to cry on for a while

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and then transition to full-on boning.

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Huh.

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Yeah, well, there should
have been applause there.

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Okay, guys, let's do a
Miles update, shall we?

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No, tell me, what is the
first thing that comes up

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when you Google "Miles Leonard"?

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"Miles Leonard Stanford."

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"Miles Leonard handsome genius."

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"Miles Leonard shirtless."

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Okay, all right, thank you, Heather.

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"Miles Leonard great penis."

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Got it. Got it.

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We... we all got it.

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Okay, everybody take out your phones.

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I want you to Google
"Miles Leonard pedophile,"

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and just keep typing that in until it's

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the first result that comes up.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to be chatting

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with my friend.

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_

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Ohh, damn, homeboy.

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One, two, three, four!

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So you guys watch "Wyoming" last night?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Best show ever.

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When the rancher tells
Father Tran that Sister Agnes

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is missing, I'm like...

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I know. It's, like, who kidnaps a nun?

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I have a theory about that.

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What if the whole show is
an erotic nightmare that the

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- Guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Security guard is having?

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No "Wyoming" spoilers, please.

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Ralph, how behind are you?

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My wife won't let me watch it,

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says it gets me too riled up,
and I yelp and gasp too much.

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Well, that's how you know it's good.

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As I said, the whole time
I'm watching, I'm like...

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No, him?

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Okay, fine. Maybe I'll sneak watch it

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when she goes and visits
her mom this summer,

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but for now, can we just
change the subject, please?

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Remember when Sister Agnes
coughed up those snakes...

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? La-la-la-la ?

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? La-la-la-la ?

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- ? La-la-la-la ?
- My theory...

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- ? La-la-la ?
- Ralph.

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God.

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Was he about to do the whole song?

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"Well, if he doesn't appreciate you,

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then that's his loss."

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Shoulder shrug emoji.

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Hey, Jack, can I ask you something?

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I am all ears.

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Well, there's this show, "Wyoming,"

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that I want to watch, but
my wife has asked me not to,

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which is pretty lame, right?

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- Yeah.
- I know, right?

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You know, but I can't
just go, "Hey, Brenda,

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"I don't care what you say.

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I'm gonna watch whatever I want."

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Whew.

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Why not?

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Why not? Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

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Yeah, I'm gonna do this.

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I'm gonna do this. Okay, it's a big day.

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It's a big, big day, Jack.

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Yes! Thank you, Jack.

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Yes!

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Okay.

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What's all this creepy
smiling you're doing?

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And why aren't you guys Googling?

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We did the math, and it
would take us eight months

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to alter the Google search algorithm.

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And frankly, that dog don't hunt.

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Well, then that dog gets put down.

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Did you just threaten to kill us?

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No, I just... I got
caught up in the metaphor.

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We do have an idea for a different mission,

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one that combines revenge and learning.

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If we got ahold of some of Miles' DNA,

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we could frame him for a
crime and ruin his life.

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We'd also learn a tiny
bit of biology along the way.

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But the important thing
is, we'd destroy Miles' ass.

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We'd destroy his ass, man.

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Hmm.

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I'm a little worried about
the whole "learn biology" part,

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but I am intrigued by the ass destruction.

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Okay, fine, you guys
can do the DNA mission.

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Hey, guys, if I send
Meredith two Apple emojis

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next to each other, is it clear
that I'm referring to her butt?

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It's definitely sexual.

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You know, make it all applesaucy.

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Bake it, Daddy.

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Okay, bob for cinnamon.

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Can anyone explain why everything

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in the nuns' convent is red?

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Ralph, you watched "Wyoming"?

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Yes.

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Yay.

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I told Brenda, "Look, I
know this show riles me up",

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"but you're just gonna have to suck it up

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and deal with it, baby."

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Just like Jack told me to.

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I told you what now?

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Yesterday in the hall you said, you know,

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"You've got to stand up to your wife."

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You have a wife?

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You know, and I can see
why you guys like the show,

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you know? It's... it's good.

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It's a little gross and
scary, but it's a good gross,

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and it's a fun scary, you know.

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Anyway, Brenda kicked me out.

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Yeah, so I... I got to go.

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I've got to gather up the
rest of my stuff, so...

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Jack, what did you do?

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Come on, nobody's gets
kicked out of their house

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for watching a TV show. That's crazy.

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You meddled in a complicated
marriage, and apparently,

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it was the straw the
broke the camel's back.

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Go talk to Durb immediately.

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What? No.

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Fine, don't.

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Well, now I'm going to.

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See how you can't control me.

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Wow, you got me.

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Oh, Ralph.

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Ahh.

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We have to be there for that man,

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that beautiful, beautiful man.

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- All right.
- Give me a hug, Jack.

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Hey, you okay?

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Honestly, I don't know.

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- Okay, well...
- He's so strong.

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Let us be strong for you.

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- Here, come on. Let's...
- Do you underst...

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Oh, my God.

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Come on!

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Wow.

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Hey, listen, I hope I didn't
screw anything up for you, man.

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If there's anything I can do to
help, you know, it's all good.

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- Oh.
- Hey-hey.

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Ralph, what are you doing here?

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Well, you said if there was
anything you could do to help,

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it was "all good," so...

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Pfff, I tell ya, that does not ring a bell.

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It's literally probably the most recent

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conversation you've had.

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Look, Jack, I need a place to stay,

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but if you can't do it, then it's fine.

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I'll just... I'll just go.

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Oh, good God, Ralph.

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Don't be so depressing.

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Look, fine. You can crash here.

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I can cr...

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Oh, what was that?

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I tried to click my heels together,

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but I was, like, going
down even before I went up.

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- Oh, you coming in?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Jack, I really, really appreciate this.

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Yeah, well... Ralph, I
let you in five minutes ago.

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How are you already in
full-flannel pajamas?

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Were you wearing those under your clothes?

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I'm pretty much always
ready to hit the sack.

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Is it weird if I sit on your couch?

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No, it's not weird to sit on the couch.

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- You're sleeping on the couch.
- Okay.

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Oh, and is it weird if I put
my vitamins on the coffee table?

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You don't have to ask to do normal stuff.

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You're right. I'm sorry.

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I'm just... I'm a little out of it.

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Guess I'm just missing Brenda, you know?

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Oh, her little sneezes,

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the way she would print up
Facebook to read at night,

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the way she would say, "Oh, I'm cold."

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She was always, always cold.

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Listen, can we not talk about your wife?

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I'm navigating this
sexually charged friendship

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with my ex, Meredith.

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Need to maintain a
playful, erotic mental state

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in order to transition from the friend zone

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to the sex... zone.

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You know, I totally get it.

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I... I should be turning in myself.

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So how do you want to do good nights?

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I mean, a handshake feels so formal.

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I could be talked into a hug,
but I'm not married to it.

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Although, really,

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I'm not married to much
of anything anymore.

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I mean, do... do you want
to, like, high-five or...

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Okay, good night.

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Here.

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This way.

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Quickly.

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Thaddeus told me you would come.

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You'll be safe here till morning.

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Quick, get under here.

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I have bread.

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At dawn, you will run north to freedom.

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I need to thanks, sir.

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I'm just doing my duty as a good Quaker.

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Rub this deer urine on you.

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It'll throw off the hounds.

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Uh, Jack, um...

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I have a confession.

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I, uh, I peed last night.

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Oh, God. Where?

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Oh, in the toilet, but I
wasn't sure if you had an issue

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with it or not.

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If you do, I'll go outside when it's dark.

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How are things going with Meredith?

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Bad.

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It's kind of hard to sleep with you

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shouting weird stuff all night.

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Oh, no. I sleepwalk when I'm stressed.

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I... it's... what did I say?

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It sounded like you were working for the...

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Underground railroad.

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Yeah, that's a recurring dream I have.

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- I don't know why.
- I know why.

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Where did she come from?

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He has that dream
because this man is a saint.

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Every night he risks
his life to help people.

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Jack, that's a white man.

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He could look the other way.

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Okay, I'm sorry. Explain why you're here.

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Oh, I'm making breakfast.

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Come on. Come look.

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Hope you boys like bacon and eggs.

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I'm here because his life is falling apart.

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Not that Ralph needs any help.

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He could snap at any minute.

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You're doing great, Ralph.

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I'm gonna take all these knives.

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What?

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What are you doing?

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Hey, Jack, I want to
do something to thank you.

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How about I cook dinner tonight, all right?

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Clams Durbin. How does that sound?

257
00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:17,038
Oh, Clams Durbin.

258
00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:19,199
It's delicious. You've got to try it.

259
00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:20,700
So much dairy in it.

260
00:10:20,769 --> 00:10:22,335
Oh, it's so good.

261
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,473
Yeah, I don't think so.

262
00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:25,389
Well, it can be anything.
It doesn't have to be clams.

263
00:10:25,414 --> 00:10:26,813
Oh, it does. It has to be clams.

264
00:10:26,882 --> 00:10:27,981
That's kind of what I'm thinking.

265
00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:29,382
I don't want your clams, man.

266
00:10:29,451 --> 00:10:31,251
Well, okay, I'll do
all the grocery shopping.

267
00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:33,319
And I'll restock the liquor cabinet.

268
00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:34,331
Okay, fine.

269
00:10:34,356 --> 00:10:35,312
Yes.

270
00:10:35,857 --> 00:10:39,458
Oh, it's gonna make you
sick, but it's worth it.

271
00:10:41,496 --> 00:10:42,615
Hey, gang.

272
00:10:43,298 --> 00:10:45,098
Now, where are you guys
with this Miles plan, huh?

273
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,600
You guys make any headway?
Has he been arrested yet?

274
00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:49,836
We have been making some great strides.

275
00:10:50,288 --> 00:10:53,173
So we started talking about
planting Miles' DNA at a crime

276
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,175
scene, but then we realized
we weren't really positive

277
00:10:55,243 --> 00:10:56,876
what qualifies as a DNA sample.

278
00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:59,379
You're gonna want blood,
semen, hair, and saliva.

279
00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:00,580
That's your bread and butter.

280
00:11:00,649 --> 00:11:01,949
Oh, and feces.

281
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,417
And it's considered such
strong evidence that it can

282
00:11:04,486 --> 00:11:06,061
put people away for life.

283
00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:08,525
I'm liking what I'm hearing, guys.

284
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,001
Well, buckle up.

285
00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:11,277
Tell him, bro.

286
00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:13,436
If his DNA's found at a crime scene,

287
00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:15,738
a lab will compare it to a reference sample

288
00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,240
checking for any matching alleles.

289
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,975
And here's where it gets dope.

290
00:11:19,044 --> 00:11:20,944
If the alleles on the
chromosome are the same,

291
00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:22,745
they're homozygous.

292
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:24,581
As opposed to heterozygous...

293
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:25,715
No!

294
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,899
Oh, I'm such a fool.

295
00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:34,289
Foolish Jack.

296
00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:38,133
I wanted so badly to believe
that you were good kids.

297
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,837
But you're not.

298
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,253
You're bad kids, aren't you?

299
00:11:43,925 --> 00:11:44,958
We're bad kids.

300
00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,073
Yeah.

301
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,671
You're doing this to learn biology.

302
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,595
You don't give a damn
about destroying my rival.

303
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,108
We just thought it would help to have

304
00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:53,710
a basic understanding of DNA.

305
00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:56,045
It's in saliva, and it
makes people go to jail.

306
00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,274
That's all you need to know.

307
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,033
Now, you've got one day
to get somewhere with this

308
00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:01,396
or it's back to typing "pedophile" all day.

309
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:02,872
No...

310
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,673
Oh, my God. This is wild.

311
00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:15,141
You know what I mean? Brenda never let me

312
00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:16,409
- drink in the house.
- Uh-huh.

313
00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:18,377
There's so much new stuff I can try.

314
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,908
I could wear a Kangol hat.

315
00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:21,924
Yeah.

316
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,842
Oh, no way.

317
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,545
Hey, Ralph, why don't you go rustle up

318
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,146
some Clams Durbin after all?

319
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,043
Yes, you will not regret this.

320
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,450
Each clam is a symphony
of taste pulled from

321
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,919
the cleaner parts of Lake Erie.

322
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,661
Yeah, go ahead.

323
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:40,091
Well, hey there, text buddy.

324
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,259
Hey, Jack.

325
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,862
Oh, cookie dough, frozen tamales,

326
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,130
and a gallon of ice cream.

327
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,498
You doing some emotional eating?

328
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:48,133
What are you doing? You're doing, like,

329
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,467
a "Leaving Las Vegas" drink
yourself to death thing?

330
00:12:50,848 --> 00:12:51,913
I wish.

331
00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,600
Hey, so how are things with the boyfriend?

332
00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:56,851
Ehh, well, so I took your advice.

333
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,618
Thank you, by the way, for letting me vent.

334
00:12:58,687 --> 00:12:59,920
You've really been keeping me sane.

335
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,755
Oh, well, I'm glad to hear it.

336
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,356
- I want to help; I just...
- Hey, roomie.

337
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:05,292
I figured I would get the saffron first,

338
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,795
because you cannot make Clams
Durbin without the saffron.

339
00:13:08,864 --> 00:13:10,397
- Right.
- Oh, hey, I'm Ralph.

340
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:11,398
Meredith.

341
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,499
Meredith.

342
00:13:12,568 --> 00:13:14,167
This is the famous Meredith

343
00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:15,769
that Jack is always talking about.

344
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,037
- No.
- Let me tell you something.

345
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:19,639
Jack is the smartest man I've ever met.

346
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,469
He's a true catch. He's a classic lover.

347
00:13:22,745 --> 00:13:25,312
And I know right now he's
just a shoulder to cry on,

348
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,053
but oh, boy, he could be so much more.

349
00:13:27,054 --> 00:13:28,619
- Okay.
- Right.

350
00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,399
But technically, I still
have a boyfriend, so...

351
00:13:31,952 --> 00:13:33,291
Yes, she... yeah.

352
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:36,182
Um...

353
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:40,826
Yep.

354
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,470
It was nice to see you, Jack.

355
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,171
- Yeah, good to see you. Bye.
- Nice meeting you.

356
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,672
I'll shoot you a text or something.

357
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:47,807
Don't drink too much.

358
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,776
- You...
- She said... hey, I tried.

359
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:53,412
You know, I'm not... I'm
not very good at this.

360
00:13:53,481 --> 00:13:54,779
- No.
- Next time, you've got to

361
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,212
speak up, you know.

362
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:58,627
When I set it up like that,
you... boom... you spike it.

363
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,247
All right?

364
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,245
Hey, don't be mad.

365
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:05,924
Here.

366
00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:09,089
Freedom lies this way, I promise you.

367
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:10,457
Take this quilt.

368
00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:12,898
It is a map to Ontario.

369
00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,327
Shh, shh, wait, wait.

370
00:14:15,072 --> 00:14:16,323
I hear more people.

371
00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:18,902
It's more white men. I will distract them

372
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,609
with bird calls.

373
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:23,935
Loo-da-loo-da-loo.

374
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:29,350
The Lady Rams volleyball squad
got annihilated last night

375
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:33,711
again, but hey, sometimes
you lose for 10 years,

376
00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:36,354
12 if you count the time you dated,

377
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,612
16 if you actually are the
girls' volleyball team,

378
00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:44,066
but point is, gals, you never
know what's around the corner.

379
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,780
Hey, Durbin needs to
crash with one of you guys.

380
00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:48,553
Oh, I can't. It's too dangerous.

381
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:51,517
Single Durbin is giving off
some weird sex pheromones.

382
00:14:51,518 --> 00:14:53,117
Yes.

383
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:56,520
Next season, the world
is full of possibilities.

384
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,158
You've got to smell every flower.

385
00:14:59,226 --> 00:15:01,149
- Oh, come on.
- Get sniffing, kids.

386
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,128
Look, look, something's
got to give, all right?

387
00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:04,596
He's all up in my
business. I haven't slept.

388
00:15:04,665 --> 00:15:06,098
He almost ruined things with Meredith.

389
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,129
Tough, Jack.

390
00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:08,902
I don't see him getting back
with Brenda any time soon.

391
00:15:09,004 --> 00:15:10,011
Mm-mm.

392
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,172
So after Sister Agnes vanished,

393
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,407
I noticed the...

394
00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:14,441
Come in.

395
00:15:14,855 --> 00:15:16,031
Hey, Durbin.

396
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,712
- I've got to talk to you, man.
- There's my guy.

397
00:15:18,781 --> 00:15:21,315
Hey, how good were those clams last night?

398
00:15:21,627 --> 00:15:23,192
You know what the best
thing about clams is?

399
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:26,127
Leftovers. Whoo.

400
00:15:26,196 --> 00:15:27,385
Seriously, though, I...

401
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,163
I feel like this
separation is the best thing

402
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,198
that's ever happened to me.

403
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,799
Hangin' with my bro.

404
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,707
I just feel so happy and free.

405
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,336
Yeah, well, you know what...

406
00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:36,974
You know what might make you even happier?

407
00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:39,393
Getting back together
with your precious Debra.

408
00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:41,728
Brenda, but seriously,
as I was saying earlier,

409
00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:43,597
I just feel like more
and more that situation

410
00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:44,915
was not a good thing.

411
00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:46,789
Yeah, but it was love, Ralph, right?

412
00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:48,450
And you didn't fight for it.

413
00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,753
Ralph, you didn't fight for love.

414
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:52,549
But what if you did?

415
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,269
And what if you did it with
the help of a Harvard professor?

416
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:58,003
I guess that sounds good.

417
00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,864
I'd like to share a
philosophy nugget with you

418
00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:00,872
if I may.

419
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:02,171
Yes. Oh, I've been waiting for this.

420
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,541
Okay, a stoic named Epictetus said,

421
00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,299
"If a storm hits your boat,

422
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,950
"sometimes the only option is to drown,

423
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,568
"but do so quietly without crying,

424
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:14,234
for what is born must also die."

425
00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:17,438
Holy cow. That is rough.

426
00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:19,341
But you get the point, right?

427
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,792
- Ralph.
- Yes?

428
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:25,189
It's time to go home.

429
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:30,199
Ralph, it's time to go home.

430
00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:35,119
Ralph, what do you say?

431
00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:40,850
It's time to go home.

432
00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:41,875
There it is.

433
00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:44,209
My man.

434
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:52,324
Thank you so much for sitting
down and talking to us, Brenda.

435
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:55,401
The headline here is
that Ralph is a good dude,

436
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:58,441
and, well, he wants to apologize.

437
00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,688
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry
that I watched that show

438
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,236
that riles me up.

439
00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:03,338
Yeah, that was bad.

440
00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:05,597
Oh, there's one of those
little teeny-tiny sneezes

441
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,403
you were telling me about.

442
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,201
Brenda, Ralph, he...

443
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,203
He misses you mad, and he wants you back,

444
00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:13,077
so what do you say, huh?

445
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,136
It's more than just that show.

446
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,672
Well, yeah, of course, yeah, sure.

447
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,607
Well, talk to us, you
know. What else, you know?

448
00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:21,656
I bet it's all fixable.

449
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:24,901
Well, he does the blender
so loud in the morning.

450
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:27,650
Okay, well, easy fix. No blender till noon.

451
00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:29,218
And most nights he sleepwalks,

452
00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:32,121
and he's yelling about hiding families,

453
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,656
and I need to sleep in another room.

454
00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:36,108
Yeah, well, Roger that one big time.

455
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:39,061
So if Ralph were able
to make those changes,

456
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,273
you think you guys could get back together?

457
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:43,795
Mm, ow, oh.

458
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,885
Oh, God. I don't know.

459
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,264
My back is killing me.

460
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,958
I... I know this is silly, but

461
00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:51,302
you're sitting on those
cushions, and I need them.

462
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:53,769
Oh, well, that's... no, that's not silly.

463
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,035
I didn't realize I was
sitting in your chair.

464
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,236
I'm sorry. You want to switch chairs?

465
00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:57,537
Well, stop yelling at me.

466
00:17:57,606 --> 00:17:59,172
Why do you want to make me feel bad?

467
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:01,241
I mean, it's your chair now.

468
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,475
You're the guest.

469
00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:04,329
I'll just endure the back pain.

470
00:18:04,613 --> 00:18:06,561
Well, here's a fix.

471
00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:08,348
Why don't I take the
cushions off this chair

472
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:09,916
and put them on that chair?

473
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:12,419
No, but then your back will
be hurting as much as mine

474
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:14,187
is hurting, and then I am gonna feel bad

475
00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:15,355
about doing that to you.

476
00:18:15,424 --> 00:18:16,990
I would feel bad about that.

477
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:17,991
Oh, oh, God.

478
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,123
Oh, my back is hurting
so bad. Oh, it's hurting.

479
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,714
Oh. Oh!

480
00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:23,116
You've got to leave that woman.

481
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,217
I know.

482
00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,496
I mean, at first, she
was complaining about you,

483
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,289
and I was like, "Whatever,"
and then she turned it on me,

484
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,616
and I was like, "Pfff, that's no good."

485
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,903
She's bad news, brother, and
if that means you've got to stay

486
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,787
here a couple more nights, it's all good.

487
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,515
Mucho mucho appreciated.

488
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,226
God, you and I, we are a...

489
00:18:38,295 --> 00:18:40,061
We are a couple of pieces of work, huh?

490
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:42,464
Yeah. Whoa, how so?

491
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,566
Well, I mean, at least my
dysfunctional relationship

492
00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:45,800
was a relationship.

493
00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,602
It wasn't this one-way obsession

494
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,182
with my high school ex.

495
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:55,137
That was a massive overstep, wasn't it?

496
00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:57,395
No. You know what?

497
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,130
I like this color on you, Ralph.

498
00:18:59,198 --> 00:19:01,398
I do, and you're not
totally wrong about Meredith.

499
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,509
Hey, no kidding.

500
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,720
Listen, she's got a boyfriend, all right?

501
00:19:04,989 --> 00:19:06,348
You're deluding yourself, bro.

502
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:07,557
Okay, now it's too much.

503
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:10,523
Hey, which one of these
pills calms you down?

504
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:12,359
All uppers.

505
00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:13,360
Oh, no.

506
00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:14,433
Oh, no.

507
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,485
_

508
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:29,861
Nope, uh-uh.

509
00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,552
Shut it down. Shut it all down right now.

510
00:19:31,577 --> 00:19:33,377
Whatever biology you're
studying back there,

511
00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:34,435
it's done, okay?

512
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:35,993
Back to the Miles missions.

513
00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:38,445
As we said, this is both.

514
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,372
I think you'll be pleased with this.

515
00:19:42,317 --> 00:19:44,690
I got a lock of Miles' hair, boss.

516
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,660
"And a little child shall lead them."

517
00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:53,147
How'd you do this?

518
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,314
Remember when you had me
send him that catfish message?

519
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:56,682
- Mm-hmm.
- It blossomed into a very

520
00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:59,436
complicated online relationship.

521
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:02,131
Wow, okay. Well, kudos.

522
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,342
Now I think it's probably
best that you cut off all ties

523
00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,406
to this 40-year-old
man forever.

524
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:09,323
Oh, it's gonna be much easier
after the holidays, chief.

525
00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:11,286
Looks like I underestimated you guys.

526
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:13,454
I mean, hell, if it takes
five minutes of biology a day

527
00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:15,323
to destroy my rival,
then maybe it's worth it.

528
00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:17,464
All right, go ahead and
take your seats, yeah.

529
00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:21,463
All right, so what's the next step?

530
00:20:21,898 --> 00:20:23,937
We find a murdered body.

531
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,017
What?

532
00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:27,263
Damn it. That's the next step?

533
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:29,014
That is a very hard next step.

534
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,983
You luck into a murdered body

535
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:32,997
presumably before the police have arrived?

536
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,186
That's insane.

537
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,809
All right, take out your
phones and start typing

538
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,770
"Miles Leonard pedophile" into Google.

539
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:39,745
Luck into a murdered body.

540
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,139
What are you talking about?

541
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,975
You want me to throw away the hair?

542
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:46,143
No, why don't you go
ahead and keep the hair?

543
00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:47,867
You know, this is Toledo after all.

544
00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:49,190
There's probably a dead
body somewhere in this room.

545
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:58,709
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