1 00:00:08,222 --> 00:00:09,802 What's the name of the town again? 2 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:11,667 - Tinahely. - Tinahely. 3 00:00:11,692 --> 00:00:13,955 That's outside Dublin, right? 4 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,202 Yeah, way outside. Where the post office 5 00:00:16,227 --> 00:00:18,061 is also the grocery store. 6 00:00:18,470 --> 00:00:21,397 Once I stepped in horse poop just so I'd have something to do 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,606 when I got home. 8 00:00:23,705 --> 00:00:27,111 - It looks green. - Yeah, it's very green. 9 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,355 - And very different from here. - Yeah, well, 10 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:31,039 there's hardly any horse poop here. 11 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,950 You don't need it. 12 00:00:32,975 --> 00:00:36,053 There's street fairs and roof parties 13 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,866 and so many great restaurants. 14 00:00:37,891 --> 00:00:41,250 Japanese, Italian, Korean, Indian... 15 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,859 just on this block. I mean, who needs to travel? 16 00:00:43,884 --> 00:00:46,303 - Well, what's your favorite? - Hm, Mexican. 17 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:48,752 - Mexican? - We don't have any 18 00:00:48,777 --> 00:00:51,427 Mexican food in Tinahely. 19 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,882 - Another? - Well, that depends. 20 00:00:53,907 --> 00:00:55,649 What time's your shift up tonight? 21 00:00:55,674 --> 00:00:57,436 - I'm closing tonight. - Then yes, 22 00:00:57,461 --> 00:00:58,850 I will have another. 23 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,421 You know I'm just gonna sit here every single night 24 00:01:01,446 --> 00:01:03,549 - until you're free, right? - You're sweet. 25 00:01:03,602 --> 00:01:05,617 - Oh. - And drinking way too much. 26 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:07,905 Hey! If that's what it takes to hang out with you, 27 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:09,793 then that's the price that I'm gonna pay. 28 00:01:09,818 --> 00:01:12,059 Well, I'm working the early shift tomorrow. 29 00:01:12,084 --> 00:01:14,175 Maybe we could actually hang out somewhere 30 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,265 that doesn't compromise your liver or my tips. 31 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:18,792 Perfect. 32 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,159 But just to be clear, here. 33 00:01:20,184 --> 00:01:22,148 We're not gonna be just hanging out. 34 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:25,360 I am gonna take you on a proper date. 35 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,578 Then I look forward to it. 36 00:01:27,603 --> 00:01:29,673 Hey, can we get some beers over here? 37 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,882 You want me to kick his ass? 38 00:01:31,907 --> 00:01:33,961 You should probably go. 39 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:42,180 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 40 00:01:43,947 --> 00:01:46,010 For those of you who aren't aware, 41 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:50,959 sales of adult coloring books grew 12-fold last year. 42 00:01:50,984 --> 00:01:53,922 I thought it was just a fad, but it just keeps going. 43 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,710 And half the buyers are millennial women. 44 00:01:55,735 --> 00:01:58,834 Yes, your generation continues to elevate the culture. 45 00:01:58,859 --> 00:02:01,999 Coloring, doodling, cannabis cookbooks. 46 00:02:02,024 --> 00:02:04,287 Ooh, maybe we could combine trends 47 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:06,045 and release a coloring book of pot plants. 48 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:08,212 It comes with, like, edible crayons. 49 00:02:08,284 --> 00:02:11,625 The campaign could be, "This Coloring Book is so Dope." 50 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,047 I'm done. 51 00:02:21,332 --> 00:02:23,395 - Charles? - Yeah? 52 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,557 I don't mean to step on Pauline's toes, 53 00:02:25,582 --> 00:02:29,608 but I just want to be clear on my responsibilities... 54 00:02:29,657 --> 00:02:32,842 for the company picnic at your house on Saturday. 55 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,641 That's this Saturday? 56 00:02:34,692 --> 00:02:37,115 Um, can you take charge of the preparations 57 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:38,836 - like you did last year? - Of course. 58 00:02:39,046 --> 00:02:41,254 We'll need rentals and catering. 59 00:02:41,279 --> 00:02:43,943 Do you mind if I get a little wild this year 60 00:02:43,968 --> 00:02:46,833 - and serve Asian slaw? - Whatever you want. 61 00:02:46,858 --> 00:02:48,982 - And thank you, Diana. - Oh, my pleasure. 62 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:51,953 And I assume Pauline will be on the list? 63 00:02:52,196 --> 00:02:53,674 Um... 64 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:56,664 Aren't all of our other authors invited? 65 00:02:56,689 --> 00:02:58,203 Uh, yeah. 66 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,211 So I suppose we should invite Pauline. 67 00:03:00,236 --> 00:03:04,062 And should I call her at... the house or... 68 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:06,380 She's at her sister's. Send an email. 69 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,047 That's gonna be awkward, 70 00:03:10,071 --> 00:03:12,401 hosting a woman at her former home. 71 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,312 Luckily, you'll be there to look after her. 72 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:22,995 How you feeling about Pauline coming back to New York? 73 00:03:23,588 --> 00:03:25,331 It's interesting. 74 00:03:25,356 --> 00:03:27,707 Julia said she's like a different woman. 75 00:03:27,732 --> 00:03:30,044 Jazzed about that book she's written. 76 00:03:30,069 --> 00:03:32,372 - Says she seems really happy. - It's good to hear. 77 00:03:32,397 --> 00:03:34,218 You guys gonna try to work it out? 78 00:03:34,243 --> 00:03:35,789 I don't think so. 79 00:03:35,814 --> 00:03:38,277 Eh, look, I know what she did was crazy, 80 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,553 leaving you and the kids to go find her bliss 81 00:03:40,578 --> 00:03:42,682 or whatever, but marriage is crazy. 82 00:03:42,707 --> 00:03:45,309 I wish Julia would leave me for a year. 83 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,008 I'd welcome the break. 84 00:03:47,033 --> 00:03:49,021 It's not that simple. 85 00:03:49,781 --> 00:03:52,024 There's someone else. 86 00:03:52,049 --> 00:03:54,358 What? Who? 87 00:03:54,383 --> 00:03:56,695 I'll tell you when I'm ready. I promise. 88 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,907 Just... please don't mention any of this to Julia right now. 89 00:04:00,932 --> 00:04:03,827 Believe me, she's the last person I'm gonna tell. 90 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:11,543 I think Charles is seeing someone else. 91 00:04:12,177 --> 00:04:14,411 What? Why would you say that? 92 00:04:14,436 --> 00:04:17,421 Well, a friend said something and then I went online 93 00:04:17,446 --> 00:04:19,856 and I saw these pictures of him at some benefit 94 00:04:19,881 --> 00:04:21,544 with this gorgeous woman named Radha? 95 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:24,140 - Oh, that's over. - It is? 96 00:04:24,165 --> 00:04:27,076 Well, so... so who is it, then? 97 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,803 Pauline... 98 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:31,092 you know, I've got to stop you right there. 99 00:04:31,117 --> 00:04:34,310 Am I here to gossip and speculate 100 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,663 about your husband or am I here to edit a book 101 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:40,202 which could have universal appeal and resonance 102 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:42,467 for many, many women? 103 00:04:42,492 --> 00:04:45,476 'Cause if it's the second one, I'm all in. 104 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:48,286 It's the second one, of course. 105 00:04:48,311 --> 00:04:50,122 It's just I heard he might be seeing someone. 106 00:04:50,147 --> 00:04:51,467 It's hard to shake it. 107 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,249 Sorry. 108 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:54,530 Let's get to work. 109 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:12,277 - Hey. - Hey. 110 00:05:12,302 --> 00:05:13,925 Where you going? Hot date? 111 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:16,773 Yeah, actually. I'm taking Clare out. 112 00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:18,695 Nice. No. 113 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,735 No? 114 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,877 Hey, do you own your tattoo designs 115 00:05:22,902 --> 00:05:25,150 or does the person with the tattoo own it? 116 00:05:25,175 --> 00:05:28,160 I own 'em. I have the exclusive copyright 117 00:05:28,185 --> 00:05:29,767 on a lot of flesh in this town. 118 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,053 You know, you could design an adult coloring book. 119 00:05:32,078 --> 00:05:34,110 What do you mean? Like draw a bunch of 120 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:36,352 - naked people doing stuff? - No! 121 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,862 Your tattoos in a book that people would color. 122 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:40,270 And who would do that? 123 00:05:40,295 --> 00:05:42,262 13 million people last year. 124 00:05:42,287 --> 00:05:47,431 And I can guarantee you at least a $10,000 advance. 125 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:49,837 - Ten grand? - Yeah. 126 00:05:49,862 --> 00:05:52,047 There is not a whole lot that I wouldn't do 127 00:05:52,072 --> 00:05:53,321 - for ten grand. - Great. 128 00:05:53,346 --> 00:05:55,571 - I'm gonna run it by Liza. - Great. 129 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:59,181 - Still no. - Bye. 130 00:05:59,206 --> 00:06:00,633 Have fun. 131 00:06:09,122 --> 00:06:11,747 So, uh, tell me about this internship. 132 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,729 You're a tester? You just, like, 133 00:06:13,754 --> 00:06:15,737 get to play games all day or what? 134 00:06:15,762 --> 00:06:19,047 I'm an intern, so I do whatever people ask me to do. 135 00:06:19,385 --> 00:06:22,130 Anything from coffee to coding. 136 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:24,844 - That's so cool. - I love it. 137 00:06:24,869 --> 00:06:26,524 I honestly feel so lucky. 138 00:06:26,549 --> 00:06:30,224 I mean, even if nothing comes of it, I'm here now, 139 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:32,893 having the best time. 140 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,051 - Jalapenos? - Yes! 141 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:39,233 Mild, hot, loco. 142 00:06:39,742 --> 00:06:42,486 Thank you. 143 00:06:42,511 --> 00:06:44,377 I'm actually a jalapeno virgin. 144 00:06:44,402 --> 00:06:45,704 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:46,868 All right, go easy on these. 146 00:06:46,893 --> 00:06:48,633 They're not messing around here. 147 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,578 - Okay, I'm going in. - That's the mild one. 148 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,969 Eh? 149 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,165 - Nothing. - Nothing? 150 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:58,044 - Nothing. - All right. 151 00:07:00,501 --> 00:07:03,993 Climbing up? 152 00:07:04,018 --> 00:07:06,276 - Not too bad. - It's getting there, though. 153 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,885 I see it. 154 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:10,243 - Okay, I'm going in. - Wait, wait. 155 00:07:10,268 --> 00:07:13,165 Be careful. That is loco. 156 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,977 - You sure about this? - I'm ready. 157 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,271 Be careful. 158 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:23,833 Oh, my God. 159 00:07:23,858 --> 00:07:25,196 Are you okay? 160 00:07:25,221 --> 00:07:26,735 Oh, my God. That is the hottest thing 161 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,554 I've ever eaten. 162 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:31,224 - My mouth is on fire. - Sorry. 163 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:32,907 Wait! Hey! 164 00:07:33,251 --> 00:07:35,377 I think we just popped your jalapeno. 165 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:37,541 Mm-hmm. 166 00:07:42,971 --> 00:07:46,581 Mm, your lips are spicy. 167 00:07:46,606 --> 00:07:49,227 - Should we stop? - No. 168 00:07:49,252 --> 00:07:52,389 I kinda like it. 169 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:54,766 - You okay? - Mm-hmm. 170 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:56,322 Yeah? 171 00:07:56,347 --> 00:07:59,329 - Are you okay? - Ooh. 172 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:04,142 Yeah, I am just dandy. 173 00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:17,548 Aah... 174 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:20,482 - What's wrong? - Ohh... aah... 175 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,202 - Oh, it's like burning. - What is? 176 00:08:23,227 --> 00:08:24,809 Ohh, my dick. Ohh! 177 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,818 Ohh! My dick is on fire! 178 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:28,450 - Aah! - Why? 179 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,378 The peppers! The jalapenos! 180 00:08:30,403 --> 00:08:31,905 Oh, my God, the pepper! 181 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,444 Your hands were all over the peppers! 182 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,030 Shoot! What are you doing? 183 00:08:35,055 --> 00:08:36,958 - Ah, I'm swaddling. - Uh... 184 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,491 Oh, my God, it's getting worse. 185 00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:40,512 It's getting worse. I'm gonna jump in the shower. 186 00:08:40,537 --> 00:08:41,561 - No! No! No! - Why? 187 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:43,489 Water spreads the oils. Don't do that. 188 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,069 What are you looking up right now? 189 00:08:45,094 --> 00:08:46,504 - Jalapeno dick? - What? 190 00:08:46,529 --> 00:08:48,435 There are a lot of entries, so we should feel 191 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,862 a little better about that, right? 192 00:08:49,887 --> 00:08:51,624 I think I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. 193 00:08:51,649 --> 00:08:53,764 Yogurt. 194 00:08:53,789 --> 00:08:55,113 - We need yogurt. - What? 195 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:57,568 Yogurt! Yo... Yes! Right there! 196 00:08:57,593 --> 00:08:59,976 - They all say "Kelsey." - Just grab the yogurt. 197 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:02,131 - Come on! - Okay. 198 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:06,100 - What's it say to do? - Uh, saturate it. 199 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:09,788 - Tots to tip. - Jesus. Oh, jeez. 200 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:11,475 That'll do it. 201 00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:15,765 Oh, my God, it?s so much better. 202 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,960 - I am so sorry. - It's okay. 203 00:09:18,985 --> 00:09:21,849 It's okay. 204 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:25,277 Ohh. I bet this is the... 205 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:27,272 best first date you've ever had, huh? 206 00:09:27,297 --> 00:09:30,202 Oh, by far. 207 00:09:36,787 --> 00:09:39,491 It still looks a bit angry. 208 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:42,332 - Angry? - Well, defeated and blotchy. 209 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:43,860 - Hey. - Oh! Sorry. 210 00:09:43,885 --> 00:09:45,423 - Oh, no, we weren't... - No, no, no. 211 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:46,449 - Sorry. - It's none of my business. 212 00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:48,192 Wait, wait. 213 00:09:48,217 --> 00:09:49,803 Did you eat all my yogurt? 214 00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:54,366 Uh... I can honestly say I did not eat your yogurt. 215 00:09:54,391 --> 00:09:56,694 I'm so sorry. It was me. 216 00:09:56,719 --> 00:09:59,460 Weird Irish girl with the dairy cravings. 217 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:01,923 - I'll replace it. - Oh, that's okay. 218 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:04,903 Um, I talked to Liza and she is totally on board 219 00:10:04,928 --> 00:10:06,920 - with everything. - Wait, so I have a book deal? 220 00:10:06,945 --> 00:10:08,327 - Yeah. - Wow! 221 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:09,818 Oh, my God, that's amazing. 222 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,692 - The ten grand thing? - Yeah. 223 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:13,405 - I thought you were joking. - Thanks, Kels. 224 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,317 - So what's the next step? - Why don't you come 225 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:16,873 to the company picnic? You can meet everyone 226 00:10:16,898 --> 00:10:19,762 and shake Charles' hand, button up the deal. 227 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,491 - You've met Charles, right? - Uh, a couple times. 228 00:10:22,516 --> 00:10:25,375 - Yeah. - A picnic sounds fun. 229 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,364 - I don't know. - No, it's really not that bad. 230 00:10:28,389 --> 00:10:30,029 There's food and drinks and when people 231 00:10:30,054 --> 00:10:32,478 get nice and toasty, there's a potato sack race. 232 00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:34,729 - Ahh. - Drunk people in potato sacks. 233 00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:36,457 Well, we have to go. 234 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:38,427 I'll text you the address. Come! 235 00:10:38,452 --> 00:10:39,948 Maybe. 236 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,517 You don't want to go. 237 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,209 - Nope. - Not a picnic guy? 238 00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:45,816 No, it's... 239 00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:47,898 not that, I... 240 00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:52,631 when I was dating Liza, I caught her kissing Charles. 241 00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:55,397 Her boss, the one that Kelsey wants me to... 242 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:58,116 "shake hands with." 243 00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,431 God, I'm so sorry. That's horrible. 244 00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:02,600 What's worse was... 245 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,624 I was about to propose. 246 00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,975 Oh, you were gonna marry Liza? 247 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,413 Past tense. 248 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:15,133 - Past tense. - Okay. 249 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:18,666 Well, I think if you're ever really gonna move on... 250 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,139 - Mm-hmm? - Go to the picnic, 251 00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:23,221 prove that you're the bigger man, 252 00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,701 and get that $10,000 from his company. 253 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,029 - Yeah. - Yeah. 254 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:31,069 You're kinda smart, you know that? 255 00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:33,097 I do. 256 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,726 - Ow. - Oh... 257 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,643 Yeah, not yet. 258 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:41,748 Just gonna wait here. 259 00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,906 So the watermelon-eating contest will be followed 260 00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,261 by the tug-of-war which you will referee. 261 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,952 Ooh, great. When's the sack race? 262 00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,601 Potato sack race. 263 00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,039 Make sure you use the "potato" preface. 264 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:05,827 Someone complained to HR that the word "sack" 265 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,611 in isolation is insensitive. 266 00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:10,230 People are so easily triggered these days. 267 00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:14,277 Isn't that your ex? 268 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:17,049 Oh, yeah, Josh. Um... 269 00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,897 he's doing the adult coloring book for us. 270 00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:20,238 I-I-I didn't realize he was coming. 271 00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:22,996 Hm, obviously, he's here to suck up to Charles. 272 00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:25,244 And throw that willowy blonde in your face. 273 00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:27,183 Actually, I introduced them. 274 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,151 You set him up with a girl and a job? 275 00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:31,559 - Hm. - Later we have to have a talk 276 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,369 about how not to be a doormat. 277 00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:39,059 That's him. That's Charles right there. 278 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:40,965 All right, best behavior. 279 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:43,331 Remember, $10,000. 280 00:12:43,356 --> 00:12:46,558 - Ahh, you made it. - Hey, we wouldn't miss it. 281 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:47,780 Charles, you remember Josh 282 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:49,652 and this is his girlfriend, Clare. 283 00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:51,580 - Nice to see ya. - Thanks for having us. 284 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,207 - Clare, nice to meet you. - Hey. 285 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,800 Josh is so excited about doing a book 286 00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,762 - of his tattoos for us. - Yeah. 287 00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:59,616 Yeah, I mean, honestly, when I first heard about it, 288 00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:00,996 I thought it was a little lame. 289 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,176 Until Kelsey explained what a gigantic market 290 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,042 there is for adult coloring books. 291 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,418 - Right. - She's not wrong 292 00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,566 and tattoos give it a very millennial twist. 293 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,683 - Totally. - Millennials, yeah. 294 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,081 Well, uh, nice to see you, Josh. 295 00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:17,009 Nice to meet you, Clare. Have fun today. 296 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,383 - You, too. - Thanks. 297 00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:22,385 - Nicely done. - Thanks, babe. 298 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:40,808 - Liza, hi! - Pauline, hi. 299 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,300 Hi. 300 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,969 Okay, be honest, sexy or needy? 301 00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,962 - Oh, definitely sexy. - Okay. 302 00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:50,372 - Mom! - Hi! Hi, guys. 303 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,878 - You look so beautiful. - Liza. 304 00:13:52,903 --> 00:13:56,307 - Hi. - You know the girls? 305 00:13:56,332 --> 00:13:59,422 - She's our babysitter. - She is? 306 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,988 You, uh... You never mentioned that. 307 00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,718 - Oh, I just pinch hit. - She's our favorite. 308 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,097 - Oh. - I'm sure she is. 309 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:08,849 - We should make wax hands. - One for mommy, one for Liza? 310 00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:10,925 - Yeah. - Okay, come on. 311 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,933 - They're great kids. - Oh, thanks. 312 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,721 Bianca was just in diapers when we broke ground here. 313 00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,714 - You built this place? - Oh, yeah. 314 00:14:19,739 --> 00:14:22,813 Two years of my life, but did it on time and on budget. 315 00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,155 How'd you pull that off? 316 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,183 I gave the general contractor a move-in date, 317 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,230 said if I had a certificate of occupancy in my hand by then, 318 00:14:30,255 --> 00:14:32,719 - I'd buy him an ATV. - Genius. 319 00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,597 Yeah, well, it's just basic bribery, 320 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,317 but, you know, it works. 321 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,007 - Do you want a quick tour? - Sure. 322 00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:40,447 I'll give you the ten-cent tour. 323 00:14:40,472 --> 00:14:42,463 Okay. 324 00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:46,634 - Lachlan. - Hello. 325 00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:48,401 - Hi. - Sweetheart, I want you to meet 326 00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:50,704 Kelsey Peters, my new editor. 327 00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:53,486 - This is my wife, Prina. - Prenup? 328 00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:55,789 "Pree-NA" 329 00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,682 Oh, sorry. 330 00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,600 Darling, would you like some wine? 331 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,112 Lillet. 332 00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:04,240 So, you're gonna be working closely with my husband? 333 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,008 Yes. Yeah, very closely. 334 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,949 Uh-huh. 335 00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,900 No. 336 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,452 It's so weird being back. 337 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,692 Charles and I used to host so many parties here. 338 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,907 We used to call it "Downton Grabby" 339 00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:24,534 because we walked in on so many people... 340 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:26,312 - Doing it? - And doing it well. 341 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,601 Oh, this is my favorite spot. 342 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:37,488 Oh, I just used to love spending time here with Charles, 343 00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:41,860 reading, drinking coffee just looking out at the grounds 344 00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:45,028 And now I'm a guest. 345 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,401 He's even taken down all the pictures of me. 346 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:52,193 There has to be someone else, Liza. 347 00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:57,482 Who is that? 348 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,745 - Uh, I don't know. - I mean, does she work 349 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,033 at Empirical is she someone... 350 00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:09,799 - I have no idea, Pauline. - Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 351 00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:12,284 I'm sorry. I'm not normally like this. 352 00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:14,814 I swear. I just keep feeling like 353 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,667 the other shoe's gonna drop, you know? 354 00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:20,533 Suddenly I'm gonna find out he's in love with some 355 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,057 hot, young yoga instructor. 356 00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:26,548 - I'm sure I sound crazy. - You don't sound crazy. 357 00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,899 Pauline, I'm so glad you could come. 358 00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:31,002 Oh, hi, Diana. 359 00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:34,813 I was hoping I could speak to you for a moment? 360 00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,095 - Of course. - As Liza has a race 361 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,971 - to officiate. - Oh! 362 00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:42,666 Sorry, that was really loud. Wow. Okay. 363 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,421 - Talk soon? - Yeah. 364 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,467 - Shall we? - Sure. Yes. Of course. 365 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,532 Okay, up to the hedge and back. 366 00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,759 Hopping only. No baby-step running. 367 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,369 And if you drop the sack, you're out. 368 00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:57,891 Hey, hey, just so you know, 369 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,698 - I'm defending champion. - Okay. 370 00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,446 Just so you know, I grew up next to a feedlot. 371 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,313 Bring it on, country boy. 372 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,249 I just want to assure you that while I may have 373 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:08,486 replaced you as hostess for this event, 374 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,414 that is the extent of it. 375 00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:13,029 Nothing is going on between me and Charles. 376 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,438 I mean, there's tension, naturally, 377 00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:18,408 but nothing has ever happened. 378 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,969 Ever. 379 00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:22,314 Thank you. 380 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,482 That... means a lot. 381 00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:25,963 Yeah. 382 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,002 On your mark! 383 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,531 Get set! 384 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,455 I'm sorry. You all right? 385 00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:17,680 - Hey, look... - It's on me. 386 00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,181 What the hell was that? 387 00:18:20,274 --> 00:18:22,490 Sorry, I just get competitive. 388 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:25,036 So you punched him? Are you crazy? 389 00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:27,697 - I guess I am. - Okay, well, that punch 390 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:31,650 - just cost you $10,000. - I know. 391 00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:35,031 But it was so worth it. 392 00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:51,693 Are you okay? 393 00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,914 He saw us in the Hamptons, didn't he? 394 00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:57,757 Yeah, I think he did. 395 00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:59,916 Then I guess I had that coming. 396 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:02,299 Can I take a look? 397 00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:20,826 Don't go home tonight. 398 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,930 We can't. 399 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,001 My feelings for you haven't changed. 400 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,039 Nothing's changed. 401 00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:32,927 Charles, everything's changed. 402 00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:03,665 I'm really sorry about how all that went down. 403 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,913 Hey, I have three brothers. 404 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,413 They settle all their disputes 405 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,276 by punching guys in the face. 406 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,164 I do feel a lot better, though. 407 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:13,124 Everywhere? 408 00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:14,602 Oh... 409 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,329 Everywhere. 410 00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:21,498 Think you can be a little late to the bar tonight? 411 00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:24,664 - I already took the night off. - Ohh... 412 00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:34,167 - Liza. - No one touched the Asian slaw. 413 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,875 So I'm gonna take it home and dump it. 414 00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:37,032 I'm freaking out. 415 00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,448 Why would Josh have hit Charles? 416 00:20:44,558 --> 00:20:46,661 Charles and I had a moment in the Hamptons. 417 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:47,908 - What? - It was just a... 418 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,941 spontaneous, irresponsible... 419 00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:51,770 And Josh saw. 420 00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,740 And that's why he didn't propose. 421 00:20:54,995 --> 00:20:57,000 Holy shit, Liza. 422 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,075 - I know. - Did you sleep with him? 423 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,719 - No. - Good. 424 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,001 I'm gonna give you some advice. 425 00:21:04,026 --> 00:21:06,229 Keep it that way. 426 00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:08,340 Sleeping with the boss doesn't end well... 427 00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:10,294 for any of us. 428 00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:33,463 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -