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Oh, for the...

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- That's disgusting.
- Me?

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You're the one
that's covered in farts.

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And why couldn't you
put on some clothes

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- before we left the village?
- What, seriously?

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You think I'd be caught dead
dressed like a Nazi?

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Those old cannibal women
had washed and folded

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- your regular clothes.
- Well, it's also hard to go back

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after you taste
the freedom of the coconut.

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- Master coconut!
- Nobody gets that!

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- You know what I don't get?
- The fact that you're not really a goddess?

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- I was gonna say fractions.
- I was gonna say fractions.

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I don't get why she's even with us.

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- I'm here because...
- Because I say so.

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So end of story.

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- In return for which...
- I split the idol with you 50/50.

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I... wait, no.
I-I'd split it with you 50/50.

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- It comes out the same.
- Yeah, but... what, wait, what?

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You, me and the idol makes three.
What do you say?

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- Wait, what are they saying?
- Nothing.

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No, what are you talking about?

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- Nothing!
- Okay!

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- God!
- There are no gods!

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Will you idiots hold it down?

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Mon dieu.

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Jesus, loud much? Are you
trying to attract apex predators?

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Oh, please.
I just wiped out

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a literal goddamn boatload
of Nazi stormtroopers.

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Doesn't get much more apex
than that.

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All right, Mr. Tough Guy.
You don't have to chuckle menacingly.

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- What? I wasn't.
- Holy shit, look! There it is.

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Okay, so, just so we're
all on the same page,

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we're walking
into an active volcano.

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Well, that's where
the idol is, so...

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I was double-checking, Noah!

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I don't know why
you make me so furious.

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For me, it's his face.

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Oh, come on.

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Put your backs into it.

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If I put my back in any more,

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it's gonna come
gooshin' out my front.

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Oui, c'est impossible.
I give up.

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- How French.
- You know...

45
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So what? We just sit here
and wait for a clue

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- from a goddamn thrush?
- Thrushes.

47
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Uh, what are you talking about?

48
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- Like at the portal of Erebor.
- Uh...

49
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- Jesus, dummy, in The Hobbit.
- The what?

50
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- Wait, what?
- Seriously?

51
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Holy shit, that's right.

52
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He's been on this
crummy island four years,

53
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- so he's never heard of The Hobbit.
- Which, as we all know,

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was published just last year in 1937.

55
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So, what is it?
A motion picture or...?

56
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Damn it, bird!

57
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- It's a book.
- It's the book.

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It's got dwarves.
It's got goblins.

59
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It's got wizards.
It's got, um...

60
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- Hobbits?
- Hobbits!

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Huh. You guys don't really
strike me as readers,

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- especially of fantasy.
- That's because you're an asshole.

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Might I make a suggestion?

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I know what you're
gonna say, Mother,

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but even if we had enough people
to act out the book,

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we don't have time.

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- Yeah, it's long as shit.
- I don't see that as a negative.

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- I don't know. All those songs.
- Eh.

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Well, as stupid as this
is, I was going to suggest

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- pulling on the door?
- Goddamn it.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Whoa!

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Lucky guess.
Okay, let's see here.

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Um...

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Jesus Christ!

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- Noah!
- Yeah?

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You're on point, buddy.

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Wunderbar.

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Those damn fools are going
to lead me straight to the idol.

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And themselves straight to hell.

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_

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Are you crazy?

82
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- It's pitch black down there.
- Noah, if I have to ask you again,

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- it's gonna be in the form of a shove.
- But...

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What the...?

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No, no, no, no, no!

86
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Noah, go open the door.

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How? I can't even see
my hand in front of my face.

88
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Well, then I guess
you can't see my fists

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swinging around
like a goddamn windmill

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as I walk toward you, so...

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Ow!

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- Oh.
- Goddamn it!

93
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- Did I get you?
- What do you think?

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- Seriously?
- God, moron.

95
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Oh, come on.
I was trying to hit Noah.

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For the love of God, will...!

97
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There is no... Ow!

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- Now will someone open the door?
- Okay! God!

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I think the floor did that.

100
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Well, it should make this a lot easier.

101
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What, a floor that when you step
on it random shit happens?

102
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Yeah, so I guess,
everybody, watch your step.

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- Uh, that's it?
- Um... watch your step and shut up?

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- Yeah. Thanks. - Okay.
- Real mature.

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Oh, and I guess try not to bunch up.

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Sauf toi Doudou,
reste a côté de moi.

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Doudou?

108
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- What's happening?
- Doudou!

109
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- Oh, it's just like the ponies.
- Oh, man!

110
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That's hobbit as balls!

111
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We must go back.
We cannot just leave Doudou.

112
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Well, not to split
hairs, but he left us, so...

113
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- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, no. What?

114
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Noah, what the shit was that?

115
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Well, I'm not a volcanologist,
and glad of it, am I right?

116
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But the Mua Mua were always
talking about how Tarako

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was way overdue to erupt.

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- Bad news.
- Great.

119
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Oh, how would a bunch
of cannibals know?

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- Oral tradition?
- And, you know, technically,

121
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- now you're all cannibals, so...
- I had one little kebab.

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What were we supposed to do,
insult them?

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- Plus, I was pretty hungry.
- Can we just pick a direction?

124
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Well, they're both pretty well lit.

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- I say we turn back.
- Quel choc.

126
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- Then go. Nobody's stopping you.
- Fine.

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Quoi?

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- Mérde.
- So left?

129
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Okay, and was it just me,
or when that big rumble happened

130
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was everybody for a second like,
"Oh, my God, Smaug"?

131
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- Yes! Right?
- Who?

132
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- Oh, my God.
- It's like...

133
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- He's got no frame of reference.
- Smaug, dickhead!

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The fire-breathing dragon
who lives under the mountain.

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- Whoa.
- Goddamn it.

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So, when you say "way overdue..."

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I don't know, ten years?
10,000?

140
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So, either way, probably not great.

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- Ugh, look.
- It's a dead end.

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- Damn it, I said we should go right.
- No, you didn't.

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Well?
Okay, so let's double back.

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No, look,
I think there's a door here.

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Where?

146
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And some crazy
cannibal cartoons.

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Petroglyphs.

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- What do they say?
- Um... uh...

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- Noah!
- Okay.

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It says, "This is the temple
of the fire god Tarako,

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guarded by the tupua."
There's a powerful curse,

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which the Mua Mua already
told me about, so, uh...

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That's pretty good.

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- What?!
- What does it say?!

155
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Well, it's a pun; it makes
a play on the word for "curse,"

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but also the word for "soup,"
but it's more like a stew, I guess.

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Like, uh... Oh.

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We don't really have a word
for it in Engl... Ow!

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We do have a word for it!
"Stew"!

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Does it say how to open the door?

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- Yeah, it says push.
- Idiot.

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Wait, so... do we want to
talk about this curse, or... Whaaat?!

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- Huh.
- Well? Where's the damn idol?

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- Um, Noah?
- I don't kn... Ow!

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- Then what the hell good are you?!
- I got us in the door, didn't I?

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I think it's safe to assume
we would've tried pushing on it.

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- Maybe eventually, but...
- No, no, it's got to be here.

168
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- Come on, help me look.
- Okay.

169
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- Okay, yeah.
- All right.

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Well, if you find a bar, I'll take
a Mai Tai, hold the fruit juice.

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- What the...?!
- What?! - Uh...

172
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Whoa!
Look! Check it out!

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- Is it a bar?
- Why would it be a bar?

174
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Why wouldn't it? This whole place
is like a prehistoric Trader Vic's.

175
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Ooh, I think her totem pole did it.

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Uh, actually, totem poles
are indige... Ow!

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Holy shit!
Pam, sit on that one.

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Reynaud, sit on yours!

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Okay, uh, lady whose life I ruined.

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Oh, my God, I forgot about that.

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- It's working.
- Look at that.

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- Voilá!
- Noah, Princess, come on, go, go, go!

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Holy shit.
It's a giant emerald.

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Wait a minute,
do emeralds glow in the dark?

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No, but uranium does.

186
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- What? - Uranium?
- Seriously?

187
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I bet uranium's worth a jillion
times more than emeralds.

188
00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:05,093
- Sterling, wait!
- What?!

189
00:10:05,128 --> 00:10:08,807
- It's radioactive.
- Oh, of course.

190
00:10:08,832 --> 00:10:11,546
That's what the whole
"death soup" thing was about.

191
00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,053
- Goddamn it, Noah.
- Jesus, Noah!

192
00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:15,647
The Mua Mua legend says
anybody who touches the idol

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starts puking and shitting blood
and then, uh, melts.

194
00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:21,668
- Now you tell us?!
- Also, ew.

195
00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:25,480
Come to think of it, I don't know
how anybody could've carved it.

196
00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:28,670
Why would those cannibals
let us come all this way

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to find the damn thing
if they knew it would kill us?

198
00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:34,475
I really can't stress how much
they hate white people.

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00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,326
- Even after we ate Nazis together?
- Oh, yeah.

200
00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:39,945
I bet they're laughing
their well-toned asses off.

201
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,603
Well, then they're
not really our friends.

202
00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:50,264
- Wow.
- Had to be said.

203
00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:52,207
Okay, so how do we get it out of here

204
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without shitting ourselves to death?

205
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:55,644
- We can roll it.
- I don't know.

206
00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,212
- Lead! - Uh, lead?
- Um...

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00:10:57,213 --> 00:10:59,447
- So stupid.
- Like when you get an X-ray.

208
00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:02,276
Hey that's right, lead's
a natural radiation shield.

209
00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:03,498
Hey, he's right.

210
00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:05,802
- He's right?
- Yeah, you heard the man.

211
00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:07,587
- Ugh!
- So where are we going

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00:11:07,622 --> 00:11:10,584
to find enough lead
in this place to wrap it up?

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00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:11,545
What?

214
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,062
Perhaps I can help.

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00:11:18,569 --> 00:11:19,906
No, thank you.

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00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:25,175
_

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00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:27,443
Mérde!

218
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,178
Ugh.

219
00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:35,918
We got company!
Late. Stupid.

220
00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:39,718
Hey, Fritz!
You got company.

221
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Goddamn it.

222
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:48,015
You are powerless
against Uber-Fuchs!

223
00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:51,467
So, hey, after we get out of here...

224
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,703
- You think we're gonna live through this?
- Why wouldn't we?

225
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,442
- Reloading.
- Firing!

226
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,789
What the...?

227
00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:09,518
Goddamn it!

228
00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:11,520
It's not often
you find a primitive people

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00:12:11,555 --> 00:12:13,355
who understand the callback.

230
00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:16,492
Oh, crap, I got to rewrite my thesis.

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00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,194
Son of a...

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00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:21,689
_

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00:12:22,182 --> 00:12:25,435
Ha-ha!
How do you like them apples?!

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__

236
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:32,741
Shit!

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00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:35,711
Ow!
I don't like those apples at all!

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00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,913
Right?
Could things get any worse?

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- Maybe I am a goddess... Ow!
- Thank you!

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00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:49,172
- Was ist los?!
- Holy shit, look!

241
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:57,734
- Well, shit!
- Check it out, lava.

242
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,436
Oh, I wonder if that's
what the petroglyphs meant

243
00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:04,340
by "death soup."
Oh, yeah, kinda makes sense.

244
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,075
I mean, if you think ab... Ow!

245
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,577
Guys, come on.
That's dangerous.

246
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,749
Yes, fools, cower before me.

247
00:13:13,784 --> 00:13:18,020
Just like the world will cower
before the German Reich

248
00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:20,823
- once we have the idol!
- Says who?

249
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:23,726
Says mein Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler!

250
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,529
The idol is pure uranium!

251
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:29,465
And with it, we will construct
a Wunderwaffe

252
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,553
with the power to destroy entire cities!

253
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,470
- Oh, typical.
- Of what?

254
00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:38,040
- I don't know, Nazis?
- Oh, for the... Will you do something?!

255
00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:40,643
Like what, play "Dem Bones" at him?

256
00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:44,547
Oh, great, now that's stuck
in my head.

257
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,518
Was ist...? Ugh!
Verdammt Scheissdreck...

258
00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:52,821
- Look, he's empty, too!
- Well, yeah, but...

259
00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:00,429
...he's still a giant robot.

260
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,598
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Look at him.

261
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,868
- So, you're not gonna do anything?
- Well, I'm no good to us dead.

262
00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:07,804
What good are you alive?

263
00:14:11,942 --> 00:14:13,642
Ja!

264
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,082
_

265
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:20,483
__

266
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:27,356
- And what do you think you're doing?
- I have company.

267
00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,953
- Goddamn it!
- Well...

268
00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:35,023
Pam!

269
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,467
Hyah!

270
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,202
No!

271
00:14:40,237 --> 00:14:41,804
Sterling!

272
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:53,649
That was your plan?!

273
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,029
- It worked, didn't it?
- I mean...

274
00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:58,998
- Get off me, you fool!
- Shut up!

275
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:03,398
- Somebody do something.
- I will go for help!

276
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:08,698
- Merci, asshole!
- Not a problem.

277
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:12,902
Archer, it's too heavy.
I cant hang on!

278
00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:16,739
- Hang on!
- No, that's what I'm saying.

279
00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:18,707
I'm saying it like "give me a second."

280
00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:21,828
- Yeah, I get that, but...
- Jesus Christ, will you shut up?

281
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,513
Nein, nein, nein!
Was is you doing?!

282
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:28,150
- Sending you...
- Sterling!

283
00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:30,133
...to hell!

284
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,355
Sterling!

285
00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:37,547
Oh, for the love of God!

286
00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:41,196
This actually weighs the same.

287
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:45,734
- I... realize that, idiot.
- Oh, I'm the idiot?

288
00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:48,837
- I mean...
- What? Wait. No, no, no.

289
00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:52,541
- Archer, no! Hang on.
- Oh, hey, princess.

290
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,877
Listen... listen,
if we ever meet again...

291
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,279
- Sterling, no!
- Please!

292
00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:59,315
...just remember this.

293
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:02,109
We were this close to banging.

294
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,906
- No, we weren't.
- Yes, we... Whoa!

295
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:12,120
- Sterling!
- Archer!

296
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,625
This close.

297
00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:52,331
Oh, for the...
Come on, seriously?

298
00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:54,256
What, you couldn't find a snow globe?

299
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,692
Oh, quit your bitching.

300
00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:59,728
Good morning... Mother!

301
00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:00,984
Shut up.

302
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,375
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