1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,710 ? Get ready... All you lonely girls ? 2 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:04,920 The category is Realness: 3 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:07,440 Bring It like a Weather Girl. 4 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:09,820 Who will show us whether it will be 5 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,260 rain or shine? 6 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:14,119 Who is real enough 7 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,700 to be on Channel 9... ? 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,260 Oh, Miss Angel. 9 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,100 Now, this category used to be for the juicy girls, 10 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,820 but not tonight! 11 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:32,960 Oh, let it snow. 12 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,980 Let it snow. 13 00:00:35,210 --> 00:00:37,199 This Weather Girl is prepared 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,380 for all of the elements. 15 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:42,110 Yes, Miss Angel. Work, Miss Angel. 16 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,150 Please, judges, your scores. 17 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,320 Please, your scores. 18 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,820 Ten. Ten. Ten. 19 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,220 Ten. Ten. 20 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:50,160 Grand prize, Miss Angel. 21 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,660 From the upstart house Evangelista. 22 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,679 Angel! Angel! Angel! 23 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,680 Angel! Angel! 24 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,320 Go get Damon and tell him to meet me in the hallway. 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,520 Next category, 26 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,450 you walk in ten minutes. 27 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:27,230 What's going on? 28 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,020 I am walking this category. 29 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:31,036 Are you serious? I mean, hasn't she won this category, 30 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,400 like, ten times? It would be like fighting Mike Tyson. 31 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,646 You spend enough time in this hall 32 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:36,059 and you start to be able to feel the room. 33 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,170 You see the way they went crazy for Angel? 34 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,140 They're hungry for fresh faces tonight. 35 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,270 The upsets and the underdogs. 36 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,900 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 37 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,280 Trust your mother. 38 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:49,210 I felt the wind in my face my whole life. 39 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,180 Which means I know when it's at my back. 40 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:53,190 Now help me get into this dress. 41 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:57,520 The category is Legendary Runway. 42 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:00,390 Who will prove themselves to be mother of all mothers 43 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:02,290 on the Parisian runway? 44 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,980 Dare anyone challenge reigning femme queen 45 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:08,300 Elektra Abundance? 46 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,440 Going once... 47 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,000 Going twice... 48 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:15,980 Elektra! Elektra! 49 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,820 - No one? - Elektra! Elektra! 50 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:21,250 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 51 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,450 Elektra! Elektra! 52 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,320 Legendary children, 53 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:27,550 I do correct myself. 54 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,320 A challenge has been issued. 55 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,860 Clear the floor 56 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,390 or prepare to be trampled 57 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,090 by the magnificence 58 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,580 you are about to witness. 59 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,599 Walking against Elektra Abundance, 60 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,780 Blanca Evangelista! 61 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:16,560 And turn and lift and walk. 62 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,270 You are the last motherfuckers 63 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:21,180 on the runway. 64 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,700 Will you receive a standing ovation 65 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,480 from Bianca Jagger and David Bowie? 66 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:29,579 Or will your collection fall flat 67 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:31,300 on its face? 68 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,000 To your places, ladies. 69 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:36,920 To your places. 70 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,440 Blanca! 71 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,020 Blanca! Blanca! 72 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,329 Blanca! 73 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,370 Please, quiet, please. 74 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:49,200 Quiet, please. Quiet, please. 75 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,400 Silence! 76 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:54,840 Judges, challenging though it may be, 77 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,139 the future is in your hands now. 78 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:58,260 Elektra first... 79 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,180 as she is reigning champion, it is her honor. 80 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,050 Scores, please. 81 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,320 Ten, ten, 82 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:07,350 ten, ten, nine. 83 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:08,800 Nine? 84 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,360 Are you blind in one eye? 85 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,190 Have you lost your ability to count to ten? 86 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,860 I demand an explanation. 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,100 I would give you an explanation if your outfit 88 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,000 didn't look like the inside of a coffin. 89 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,570 Ooh, shade of the panel. 90 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:27,440 It's fixed! It's fixed. 91 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,580 Who paid you, honey? Who paid you? 92 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,240 Now for Miss Blanca. 93 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,620 Scores, please. 94 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,160 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 95 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,520 Blanca! Blanca Evangelista. 96 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,560 Congratulations. 97 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:56,470 Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 98 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,260 Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 99 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:03,440 I must inform the audience 100 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,180 that after tonight's performance 101 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,410 there is another contender for Mother of the Year. 102 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,520 Miss Blanca has ushered a new legendary house 103 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,450 into the forefront of the ball world. 104 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,160 Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! 105 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:22,130 You did that. 106 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:24,460 I was so proud of you. 107 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:27,270 You were just like... 108 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,200 Pride goeth forth before the fall. 109 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,270 That win was pure luck. 110 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:34,270 The judges were merely showing sympathy 111 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:36,380 for your virgin Legendary Walk. 112 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,580 Or perhaps the fix was in. 113 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,360 I know it was Pray Tell who helped you make 114 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:41,880 that ill-fitting potato sack 115 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,460 you had draped over your bones tonight. 116 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,960 Who's to say he didn't tell the judges 117 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,860 to adjust my score so you and he could share 118 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,250 a moment of glory? 119 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,460 You lost fair and square and you know it. 120 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,260 I suggest you get used to it. 121 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,390 Please. 122 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,910 You are the Cracker Barrel 123 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,020 to my Gucci and Saint Laurent. 124 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,270 So agitated, Elektra. 125 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:04,400 And here I thought old age would mellow a bitch. 126 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,310 It takes more than two trophies 127 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,760 to become a legendary house and take Mother of the Year. 128 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,640 I would know. 129 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,900 I've won it six times. 130 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,799 True, we aren't where you are, 131 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,320 but we'll get there. 132 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:21,220 And soon, everything new will be old, 133 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,940 and everything old... meaning you... 134 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,120 will be in the gutter looking up at my perfectly sewn hemline. 135 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,390 Now, the only house I'm worried about at the moment 136 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,880 is the International House of Pancakes, 137 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,200 where we will celebrate and raise a fork 138 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:36,300 of the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity 139 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,640 to your inevitable demise. 140 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:47,110 - You read her. - She deserved it. 141 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:49,380 I got to go. 142 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,420 Hey. 143 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,040 You're an Evangelista, right? 144 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:01,039 Yeah. 145 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,260 Y'all showed out in there tonight. 146 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,940 Thanks. 147 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,200 I'm Damon. 148 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,620 Ricky. 149 00:07:13,570 --> 00:07:16,240 Did you take a bath in Kouros Player cologne tonight? 150 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:18,140 Too much? 151 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,620 It's the right amount if 152 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,690 you're trying to cover up the stench of a dead body. 153 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:25,500 No, I like it. 154 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,020 You smell good. 155 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:28,620 Thank you. 156 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,190 What? You like my tank top? 157 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,430 It's WilliWear. 158 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:35,260 I mopped it from Macy's. 159 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,100 I tie rubber bands around the bottom of my sweats. 160 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:41,430 I could stuff anything down there 161 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:44,000 and just walk out. 162 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,430 You thought of that yourself? 163 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,920 Smart. 164 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,380 You like smart boys? 165 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,060 If they're cute. 166 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,380 Excuse me. 167 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,840 Oh, okay. 168 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,160 Excuse me. 169 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,760 Oh, man. 170 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:14,500 You want to go grab a slice or something? On me. 171 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,200 You mean like a date? 172 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,270 I mean, I'm smart and cute, 173 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:22,100 and I smell good. 174 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:25,160 I mean, you could do a lot worse. 175 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,120 Okay, but... 176 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,080 can we go sit at dinner and talk first? 177 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:34,390 I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do on a date? 178 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,320 Oh, see... 179 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:41,940 Sitting means waitresses, which means tips. 180 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,660 Slice and a stroll... that's my idea of a date. 181 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,520 I'm gonna go get my stuff. 182 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,370 Don't go nowhere. 183 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:57,110 What was all of that? 184 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:59,620 He asked me if I can go on a date. Can I go? 185 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,250 He looks like trouble. 186 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,460 But they're always the ones I like, too. 187 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:04,860 Don't do nothing stupid. 188 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,220 Be back by 3:00 a.m. 189 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,320 No minute later, understand? 190 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,520 Yes, Mother. 191 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,320 All right. 192 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,200 The category is... 193 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,410 Live... 194 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,660 Work... 195 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:35,480 Pose! 196 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:40,740 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 197 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,600 I don't get the hype around Janet. 198 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,380 She ain't Michael. 199 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,580 That's the point. 200 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,620 She's not trying to be Michael. 201 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,320 She's stepping out. 202 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,280 No daddy, no husband... 203 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,180 just Janet on her own. 204 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,100 I mean, she's going for her dreams. 205 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,640 I love her for that. 206 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,780 I want that. 207 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,820 Anyway, you're sleeping on Janet. 208 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,420 I mean, in 20 years, 209 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,340 you're gonna look back and tell me I was right. 210 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,180 You think we're gonna know each other in 20 years? 211 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,710 I don't know. 212 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,400 I hope. 213 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,000 It's cool. 214 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,360 We're with our people. 215 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,520 No one's gonna do anything. 216 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,520 Come on. 217 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:58,540 I want to show you something. 218 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,510 Where are you going? 219 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,500 Where are you? 220 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,100 Over here. 221 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:41,450 Boo! 222 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,620 It's beautiful, right? 223 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,720 This is my favorite spot. 224 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,730 What's that smell? It stinks in here. 225 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,560 I didn't realize you were so bougie. 226 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,500 It's all right. I ain't into thugs. 227 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,800 I don't know how to do this. 228 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,140 Know how to do what? 229 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,300 Um... 230 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,080 I've never kissed anyone before. 231 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,510 Ah. 232 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,620 Hold on. Um... here. 233 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:32,500 I've wanted to be alone with you ever since I first saw you. 234 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,800 Me, too. 235 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,230 Wait. We're moving too fast. 236 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,140 Ah, but I'm in love with you. 237 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,120 What? You just met me. 238 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,750 I know, but it's like I've known you my whole life. 239 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,600 Come on, let's have some fun before you meet someone better. 240 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,220 I-I won't meet anybody better. 241 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,820 Oh, yeah, you will. 242 00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:57,830 You're gonna be a star. 243 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,800 You'll forget all about me. 244 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,730 You really think I'm gonna be a star? 245 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,730 Of course. 246 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,100 I believe in you. 247 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:18,680 - Ricky. Ricky. - What? What? What? 248 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,320 I'm not ready. 249 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,850 I'm sorry. 250 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,499 Maybe 251 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,380 we can go on a few dates first? 252 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,300 Yeah. Sure. 253 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:41,060 Uh, how about next Saturday? 254 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,320 We can grab a slice, catch a movie? 255 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,780 Yeah, I'd like that. 256 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,000 Cool. 257 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,940 It's a date. 258 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,060 Come on. This is... 259 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,820 Bougie. 260 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,660 It stinks in here. 261 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,560 - Oh, God. - Where are you taking me? 262 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,720 Damon? 263 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,910 Yeah? 264 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,320 Sit down. 265 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,640 Where have you been? 266 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,380 Ricky took me to the pier. 267 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,920 You're two hours late. 268 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,520 I won't tolerate you breaking my rules. 269 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,300 Were you out drinking? 270 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,460 - No. - Did he give you any drugs? 271 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,590 No, ma'am. Mother. 272 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,860 So what possible reason could you have for disobeying me? 273 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,670 Did you have sex? 274 00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,160 No. 275 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,340 We... 276 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,399 We kissed. 277 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,920 - And? - And that's it. 278 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,710 He wanted to do more, but... 279 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:07,450 I didn't want my first time to be at the pier. 280 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,940 Did your daddy ever give you the talk? 281 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,160 The talk? 282 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,860 The birds and the bees. 283 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,660 Yeah, he did. 284 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,670 It was really awful. 285 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,020 I mean, he was saying all this stuff about 286 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,740 women's anatomy and-and things like that, and... 287 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,440 the whole time I was thinking, 288 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,060 this is not the information I need to get. 289 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,510 Like, Sweet Baby Jesus, this is not helping me. 290 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,420 But, you know, I-I couldn't ask him 291 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,830 the questions I really wanted to know, 292 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,650 which was about... 293 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,620 what men do together and stuff, 294 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,590 or... I'd be found out. 295 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,500 And... I was afraid he'd kill me. 296 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,570 Well, here's what no one will tell you but me. 297 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,380 Gay life is hard. 298 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,260 Here. 299 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,080 No. I-I-I don't need these. 300 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,930 I-I'm not planning on having sex with Ricky. 301 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,420 Oh, child, no one ever plans on having sex. 302 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,460 And I can't be your mother and your conscience. 303 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,630 I'm not gonna always be here to protect you. 304 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,280 You are a good-looking young man. 305 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,240 And soon you are gonna want to start exploring, but you got 306 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,800 to make smart choices. 307 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,819 Now, as a gay man, 308 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,439 you have options when it comes to sex. 309 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,120 You can be a top or a bottom. 310 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,820 Uh, how will I know which one I am? 311 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,980 Well, there's no rule book. 312 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,620 Sometimes you want to give, sometimes you want to receive. 313 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,760 Sometimes you want all the pleasure. 314 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,160 It's up to you. 315 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,100 - What if I'm a bottom... - Mm-hmm. 316 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,520 ... and I fall for another bottom? 317 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,136 - Oh, don't. - You said there was no rules! 318 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,480 Oh, so what y'all gonna be doing, bumping purses all night? 319 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:07,160 Look, don't overthink it. 320 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:11,260 When you find the right guy, you'll figure it out. 321 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,780 Just promise me you'll protect yourself. 322 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,299 There's a virus out there, 323 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,720 and if you catch it, it will kill you. 324 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,480 If you need condoms, you go and ask for them, 325 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,779 and if I'm not around, 326 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,590 you go to the clinic. Understood? 327 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,140 Yes, Mother. 328 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,460 When will I know that I'm ready? 329 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,980 Well, when you have sex, 330 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,800 that's your decision to make, no one else's. 331 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,820 Just listen to that voice in your head... 332 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,800 the one that told you to come to New York. 333 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,670 That voice is intuition, 334 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,740 and I promise you she'll guide you, and if 335 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,280 you ever feel unsure about what that bitch has to say, 336 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,240 you come straight home to Mother. 337 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,600 Thank you. 338 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,540 Damon... 339 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,640 if I could go back in time 340 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,570 and make different choices, I would. 341 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,440 Don't ever give away your gifts... 342 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,520 for no one. 343 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,790 Mm. 344 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,200 Hey, you found it! 345 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,480 This better be worth it, 346 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,160 'cause I'm missing 227 to come meet your ass. 347 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,890 Why are we meeting here? 348 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,590 Is this some kind of joke? 349 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,260 No, it was in the Village Voice. 350 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,380 Best gay bar in Manhattan two years running. 351 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,140 I wanted something special 352 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:48,200 to celebrate me snagging my first trophy. 353 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:50,600 You do know they don't serve our kind here? 354 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,930 Bitch, shut up. 355 00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,470 Our money is just as good as anyone's. 356 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:57,040 Happy Halloween, ladies. 357 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,860 - I'm done. - Uh-uh. No! 358 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,540 One drink. 359 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,480 I got a proposition for you. 360 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,580 My house is going to crush all others. 361 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,960 They're gonna place a statue on the piers 362 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,880 to commemorate us one day. 363 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,060 Big talk after one trophy. 364 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,579 Now's the time to get in line 365 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,050 before the line to get in starts 366 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,520 to snake its way around the block. 367 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,670 I need a lieutenant. 368 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,640 A second in command. 369 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,060 Who? Me? 370 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,180 You hate Elektra just as much as anyone. 371 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,100 All she does is look down on you, 372 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,160 bragging about her rich daddy 373 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,740 and her Weezy Jefferson apartment up on the East Side. 374 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,750 She don't care about you. 375 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,780 And I'm not just starting a house. 376 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,880 We're gonna be a family that looks out for one another. 377 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:48,100 Elektra would rip your weave right off of your head 378 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,880 if she knew you was trying to steal me away. 379 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,360 Oh, so, what, you want to tell her? 380 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,630 Fuck her. 381 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:54,730 I ain't got no loyalty to her. 382 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,760 But she helps me win, 383 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,240 and I like to win. 384 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,320 Which means joining a house 385 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,439 that ain't no more than a toddler 386 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,240 still soiling in his diapers ain't never gonna happen. 387 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:09,320 Besides, maybe I want to start my own house one day. 388 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,680 Well, hello, handsome. 389 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,620 I'll have a Manhattan, 390 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,450 and my friend here is going to have a Malibu... 391 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,180 Malibu Rum and Tab on the rocks. 392 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,300 This one's on me, but then you got to go. 393 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,720 I got ten guys in here asking me if it's drag night. 394 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,000 Well, I'm sorry. We're not in drag. 395 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,660 - We're women. - Even better. 396 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,180 We don't like women in here. This is a gay bar. 397 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,800 Well, I want to see a manager. 398 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,240 Girl, why you always got to pick fights you can't win? 399 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,380 Because these are the ones worth fighting. 400 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:45,480 I'm Mitchell the manager. 401 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,440 Can we speak outside where it's quieter? 402 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,940 How could you discriminate against me in my own community? 403 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,430 This bar is called Boy Lounge. 404 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:06,000 We have a specific clientele... 405 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,440 gay, under 35... 406 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,440 - White? - Frankly, yes. 407 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,470 The New York City nightlife is segregated. 408 00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:13,939 Look, I've got a friend. 409 00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,160 She works at the Cubby Hole. 410 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,980 I'll call her. You guys can go. You can drink free all night. 411 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,419 But I don't want that scene tonight. 412 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,550 I'm sorry. I'm not throwing a costume party. 413 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,400 Oh, this is not over. 414 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,490 Bitch, it was over before it started. 415 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:31,660 Everybody needs someone to make them feel superior. 416 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,800 That line ends with us, though. 417 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:36,430 This shit runs downhill past the women, 418 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:38,040 the blacks, Latins, 419 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,670 gays until it reaches the bottom and lands on our kind. 420 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,920 Five, six, seven, eight. 421 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,580 Uh. Reach. 422 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,880 Uh-huh. 423 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,580 And legs! That's right. Oh! 424 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,620 Huh. Uh-huh. 425 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,850 Yes. Yes. 426 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,490 Five, six, seven, eight. 427 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,260 Yes! Reach! 428 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,730 Uh-huh. And... 429 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,500 breathing! 430 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,160 Uh, and... 431 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,759 All right, everybody, 432 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,800 that's the day. 433 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,840 Mr. Richards? 434 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,260 You weren't rehearsing today. 435 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,680 I wasn't? 436 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,530 No. You were dancing. 437 00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:45,500 Rehearsal is getting ready for life. 438 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,500 Dancing is living it. 439 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,500 For an artist, greatness happens 440 00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:53,000 when you can take something organized 441 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,860 and make it feel like it was improvised. 442 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:57,639 You've been doing that, 443 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,400 and that's a skill I cannot teach. 444 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:02,520 You either have it, or you don't. 445 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,520 Great job. 446 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,000 I'm impressed. 447 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,200 Thank you so much. That means so much to me. 448 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:11,280 I'm taking some students to the ballet on Saturday night. 449 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,600 Mostly seniors, but one of them has the flu, 450 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,800 so I have an extra ticket. 451 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,830 It's a story of heartbreak, betrayal, revenge, 452 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,670 the redemptive power of true love. 453 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,470 That sounds like a play or something. 454 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,960 Dancers tell stories with their bodies. 455 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,610 Technique is nothing if it doesn't reveal 456 00:25:26,710 --> 00:25:28,510 some personal truth. 457 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,980 Be outside Roosevelt Hall at 7:00 on Saturday night. 458 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,779 This is a big opportunity for you. 459 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,520 Don't blow it. 460 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,860 I'll be there. 461 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,790 Yes. 462 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,540 Why are you eating like this is your last meal? 463 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,180 - 'Cause this food is bomb. - Ugh. 464 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,540 Close your mouth, hood rat. 465 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,710 - Mmm, mmm. - Oh, my God. 466 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,900 Um, excuse me. Where the hell are you going? 467 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,719 Sit your ass down. We are having 468 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,040 a mandatory family meeting. 469 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,220 And where did that come from? 470 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,680 I bought it. 471 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,600 - With what money? - Money. 472 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,280 Oh, how does anyone make good money these days? 473 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:15,160 Waiting tables, cleaning gutters, 474 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,839 working as a street pharmacist. 475 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,470 Yo, mind your business. 476 00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,240 - Are you dealing? - No. 477 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,659 If I find out that you're doing 478 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,540 anything illegal, you will be out of this house. 479 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,480 - Do you understand me? - Yup. 480 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:27,750 Hey, y'all. 481 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:30,550 See, now, if that was me, I'd have got my ass read 482 00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:31,780 like a library book. 483 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,920 Where did you get that jacket from? 484 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,420 Oh, I bought it at the Goodwill. 485 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,560 - Oh. - In the dollar bin. 486 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:39,640 My dance instructor is taking me 487 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,560 to the ballet this Saturday. 488 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,430 Oh, you fancy, huh? 489 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,979 Well, that is a moment 490 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,880 to celebrate... one of my children is going to the ballet. 491 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,720 I mean, I was supposed to have a date with Ricky, 492 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,960 but I don't have his phone number to reschedule. 493 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,499 Don't really matter if you show up. 494 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,100 Ricky's a hit-it-and-quit-it type. 495 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,510 Trust and believe, you've already been replaced. 496 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,620 Okay, that's enough. Thank you. 497 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,160 Damon, soak this moment up, okay? 498 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520 This is just the beginning of many more doors 499 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,720 like this one opening for you, for all of us. 500 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,490 You made your mother proud. 501 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,639 All right, now, 502 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,640 I got something to share with all of y'all. 503 00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:21,259 This may come as a shock, but 504 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,480 I'm not gonna be competing in the 505 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,400 Saint Laurent ball this weekend. 506 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,440 - What? Wh-Why? - What? 507 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,679 There are things more important than prizes, 508 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,900 like my dignity. 509 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,450 Wait. Did something happen? 510 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,250 I went to a gay bar downtown 511 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,580 for a celebratory cocktail, 512 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,520 and the bastards refused to serve me. 513 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,199 I don't understand. 514 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,200 I mean, if they're gay, why did they turn you away? 515 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,520 Gay, straight... it doesn't matter. 516 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,590 They all think we got psychological issues. 517 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,760 They don't see us as real. 518 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,280 It's not fair. 519 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,340 Nothing in life is fair. 520 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,840 But that's okay, though. 521 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,670 I'm-a do something about it, 522 00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,450 so that my children's world is better 523 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,500 than the one I grew up in. 524 00:28:28,870 --> 00:28:31,000 You're asking for trouble. 525 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,470 I want a Manhattan. 526 00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:34,870 I want a drink just like everybody else. 527 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,260 Yeah, get her out. 528 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,740 I should be able to drink wherever I want! 529 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,060 There's my Jersey boy. 530 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,500 How do you like the new de Ville? 531 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,740 Like driving a cloud. 532 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,760 I told him to get the new de Ville. 533 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,926 He's got a good eye for style, 534 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,910 but he needs a little help from the professionals. 535 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:19,879 Hey. How you doing? 536 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,820 Come on in. 537 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,670 We never used to have so many. 538 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,810 Yeah, well, this is what success looks like. 539 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,410 You think we're successful enough 540 00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:48,260 - to get a dishwasher? - You serious? 541 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,280 Do you see how underwater we are now? Look at all this. 542 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,420 We have a Cadillac in the garage. 543 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,600 There's a ball gown in mine 544 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,590 that costs $900 that I've worn once. 545 00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:57,690 If we don't have any money, then 546 00:29:57,691 --> 00:29:58,840 how are you paying for all these things? 547 00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,860 We need all that stuff. 548 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,760 We need a dishwasher. 549 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:04,950 We have a baby, and I'm up doing dishes by hand 550 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,530 until The Tonight Show starts. 551 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,019 You don't understand how it works 552 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,440 out there in Manhattan, okay? 553 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,139 You have to look the part or they won't let you 554 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,640 into the big club. 555 00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:18,160 You wore that gown to the big event at 21 the other night, 556 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,586 and now they all think you're one of them. 557 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,300 - So what? - So what?! 558 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,520 You know anybody with a corner office 559 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:27,380 in one of those skyscrapers in Midtown? 560 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,700 Or a place in Montauk of their own? 561 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,060 - No. - No. 562 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,690 You don't. Because people like us don't get invited. 563 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,220 We don't get a shot at it. 564 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,706 But I got a one-in-a-million chance here, 565 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,860 and I made that happen because I'm adaptable. 566 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,470 I know how to play the part. 567 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,120 But you have no idea 568 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,639 how much pressure that puts on me. 569 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,900 I have to be on 100% of the time, 570 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,470 and I can't do that if you're second-guessing me 571 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,060 and pressuring me to buy things that you don't need 572 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,480 and that we can't afford! 573 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,610 Baby, baby, is any of this really worth it? 574 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,550 I got to go back to the office. 575 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,220 It's Saturday. 576 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,620 Yeah, it's Saturday. 577 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,706 If I'm gonna have to put up with this version of you, 578 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,530 I should at least get a dishwasher out of it. 579 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:10,700 Asshole. 580 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:33,840 Mr. Richards, I'm glad you could join us. 581 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,200 You're looking sharp. 582 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,440 Really? 583 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,710 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks. 584 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,080 Ah, showtime. 585 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,080 Let's find our seats. 586 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:14,110 Applause comes at the end. 587 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,340 Hey! 588 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,790 You a cop? 589 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:02,440 I'm looking for Angel. I'm a friend. 590 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,320 I'm sure you are. 591 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,890 She's working indoors now. 592 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:08,360 Me, myself, I prefer the fresh air. 593 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:09,876 What, you mean, like, she got a regular job 594 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,420 at a store or something? 595 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,870 You know that place in Times Square, 596 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,400 Show World? 597 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,340 Go give her a visit. 598 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,079 _ 599 00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:22,700 Got to buy tokens here. 600 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,260 Ten-dollar minimum. 601 00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:29,740 How's it work if I'm looking for someone specific? 602 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,750 I'm here to see Angel. 603 00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:33,300 Yeah, he's popular. 604 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,820 She. 605 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,220 Whatever you say, boss. 606 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,040 Second-to-last door on the left. 607 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,660 Well... 608 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:44,850 if it isn't my uptown businessman. 609 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,380 I knew you'd find me. 610 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,890 You can't stay away from your Angel too long. 611 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,660 Why are you here? 612 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,920 This place isn't right for you. 613 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,930 I make $125 a night here. 614 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,900 And no one touches me. 615 00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:04,900 Don't you want me to be safe? 616 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,039 I get jealous 617 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,220 that so many men see you like this. 618 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,520 Hmm. 619 00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:12,520 Does that make you mad? 620 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,750 Do I look like a kept woman to you? 621 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,880 A kept woman 622 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,780 would be in a high-rise apartment 623 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,560 in Riverdale with a refrigerator full of groceries 624 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:26,580 and a mink coat in her closet. 625 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,600 Do you ever do things with guys here? 626 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,440 Sweetheart... 627 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,480 a lady never tells. 628 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,220 And I'm not appreciating your attitude. 629 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,920 Especially considering this is the first time 630 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:59,320 I'm seeing you in three weeks. 631 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:05,970 I can't stop thinking about you. 632 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,870 At work. 633 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:11,670 If I'm in bed with my wife. 634 00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:13,319 I drive by the piers almost every night, 635 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,040 but I get too scared to pull over. 636 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,280 Scared of what? 637 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,320 I don't like you in a place like this. 638 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,800 A lady needs to make a living. 639 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:32,380 Can I take you to get some... food? 640 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,790 Coffee or something? 641 00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:39,830 I have break in an hour. 642 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,580 We can walk to a diner. 643 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,780 Okay. 644 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,840 Where should I wait for you? 645 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,420 The category is Dynasty. 646 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,020 I want to see all the rich bitch fantasy 647 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,760 in full effect. 648 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:17,740 Ah, yes. 649 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,700 Looking like a ghetto Banjee Fallon. 650 00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:23,720 Work, mama. Scores, scores, please. 651 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,000 Yeah! 652 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,600 Here we have Dominique Deveraux, 653 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,580 replete with boa. 654 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,800 Darling, the champagne is burnt. 655 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:42,290 Oh, and what have we here? 656 00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,580 Bringing her best attempt at Heather Locklear. 657 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960 Mmm, darling, 658 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,900 more like T.J. Hooker. 659 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:57,759 Hmm, is it Krystle Carrington... 660 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,760 Linda Evans? 661 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:03,050 Oh, my children, I'm afeared that this show 662 00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,980 is about to be canceled. 663 00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:06,920 Children, I repeat, 664 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:10,090 the category is Dynasty, 665 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:12,990 not goddamn Falcon Crest! 666 00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:16,330 We don't need no spinoffs up in this bitch. 667 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,460 The eleganza! 668 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,520 Miss Elektra is bringing us Alexis Carrington 669 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:27,040 in full effect. 670 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:28,600 Show them how it's done. 671 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,140 Show them how it's done. 672 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:36,219 Elektra! Elektra! 673 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,220 Elektra! Elektra! 674 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:51,060 Showing the children how it's done. 675 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,000 And the scores are ten, ten, ten... 676 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,000 tens across the board. 677 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:59,080 And the grand prize goes to, 678 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,520 with no competition, 679 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,800 Miss Elektra, Abundance. 680 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:11,850 Once again. 681 00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:14,020 She brings it every time. 682 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,090 She brings it every time. 683 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,620 Why the attitude? 684 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,140 We did amazing tonight. 685 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,810 A victory's hollow if there's no real competition. 686 00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,250 How dare The House of Evangelista 687 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,620 not show their faces tonight? 688 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,180 Where the fuck was Blanca? 689 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,020 Is this the life you want, 690 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,640 dancing in a place like that? 691 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,820 It's safe behind the glass. 692 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,190 Money is good. 693 00:41:55,290 --> 00:41:57,700 And I like being admired. 694 00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,930 I don't like other men touching you. 695 00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:07,170 How much do you make a week? 696 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:11,400 You trying to put me on a retainer, sweetheart? 697 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,100 I'm sorry. I didn't... 698 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,560 I didn't mean it like that. 699 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:22,620 What if I got you a place of your own? 700 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,990 A kept woman? 701 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,960 I must warn you, 702 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,030 I cannot cook. 703 00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:31,799 Unless you count 704 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,520 opening a can of SpaghettiOs. 705 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,420 I want a year lease. 706 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,739 I don't want you running away and leaving me holding the bag 707 00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:40,046 once you get me out of your system. 708 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:42,110 No, it's not like that. I swear. 709 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,680 But okay. 710 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,440 A year. 711 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,950 I can't leave my wife, though, 712 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,090 or promise that I could see you every day. 713 00:42:58,190 --> 00:43:00,360 I can't help you if I can't keep my life. 714 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,360 I should refuse you, right? 715 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,000 Demand commitment. 716 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,870 But I've also learned how to keep my dignity, 717 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:13,000 even when I'm kneeling down for scraps 718 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,260 under the table. 719 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,499 My hope is that, over time, 720 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,580 I can help you want more for yourself. 721 00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:25,150 You talking about dreams? 722 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,850 Aspirations? 723 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,050 Those are only words 724 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,399 that only last in the suburbs. 725 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,940 All I know 726 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,990 is that I'm-a have a roof over my head, 727 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,419 a little spending cash for clothes 728 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,200 for the balls, 729 00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:45,350 and my chances of not getting killed in the gutter 730 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,900 just increased considerably. 731 00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:50,040 I'm fine with that for now. 732 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,950 What's your deal here? 733 00:43:59,050 --> 00:44:00,540 Usually, the ones like you 734 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:03,090 are either gay... won't admit it... 735 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:05,159 or straight 736 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,779 but too afraid to ask their wife 737 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,200 to stick a finger up their behind. 738 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,990 Jesus. 739 00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:12,360 I'm neither of those things. 740 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,480 I'm not gay. 741 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,520 I don't understand. 742 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,840 You hadn't touched me. 743 00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:21,970 Not a blow job in the car or nothing. 744 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:23,860 But you want to possess me. 745 00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:25,100 Why? 746 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,280 What are you? 747 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,020 I'm no one. 748 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,220 I want what I'm supposed to want, 749 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,636 I wear what I'm supposed to wear, 750 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,380 and I work where I'm supposed to work. 751 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,290 I stand for nothing. 752 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,579 I've never fought in a war 753 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:44,899 and I probably won't ever have to, 754 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,100 'cause the next one's gonna kill us all. 755 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,250 I can buy things I can't afford, 756 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:51,300 which means they're never really mine. 757 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,560 I don't live. 758 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,070 I don't believe. 759 00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:58,000 I accumulate. 760 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,110 I'm a brand... 761 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,010 a middle-class white guy. 762 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,020 But you're who you are 763 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,540 even though the price you pay for it 764 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:11,960 is being disinvited from the rest of the world. 765 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,340 I'm the one playing dress-up. 766 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,250 Is it wrong to want to be with one of the few people 767 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,860 in the world who isn't, 768 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:25,280 to have one person in my life who I know is real? 769 00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:39,380 You think of me as a real woman? 770 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,460 You'd be crazy to choose this life if you didn't have to. 771 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,200 I... 772 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,600 have to get back to work. 773 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,000 You know where to find me 774 00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,460 once you've made all your arrangements. 775 00:46:03,910 --> 00:46:05,180 Hey. Hey. 776 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,320 Do you believe in love? 777 00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,640 Or is that just a word for the suburbs, too? 778 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,520 How was your fancy trip to the ballet? 779 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,570 It was magical. 780 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,520 You know, one day, 781 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,760 I'm-a be on that stage, and I expect you to come and see me. 782 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,540 How much are you gonna pay me to show up? 783 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,580 Uh, you know what? 784 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,280 - Forget I even invited you. - Nah, 785 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,340 I'll show up for, like, 15 minutes before dipping. 786 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,790 Uh-uh. 787 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,020 You're too much, though. 788 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,960 Was it worth ditching your date, though? 789 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:57,200 I think so. 790 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,580 A'ight, so then... 791 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:20,679 You shouldn't be selling drugs out in the open. 792 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,839 It's dangerous. 793 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,219 If Blanca finds out, she's gonna take... 794 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:25,720 Only way she'll find out is if you flap your gums. 795 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,540 Yo, I got to run. 796 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:50,440 Ricky? 797 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,950 Hey, uh, Damon. 798 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,080 This is Midnight. 799 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,920 Nice to meet you. 800 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,860 Can we speak in private? 801 00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,030 Can you give me a minute? 802 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:15,080 Is that your girlfriend? 803 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,320 I'm not the boyfriend type. 804 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,719 So what type are you? 805 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,496 The type that sits around waiting in the pizza shop 806 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,080 for an hour and a half like an asshole. 807 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:28,340 I'm the asshole, and I'm sorry. 808 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,660 I didn't show up because I was at the ballet. 809 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,640 - My teacher gave me a ticket. - School? 810 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,220 I thought you wasn't bougie. 811 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,000 I didn't move to New York looking for a relationship. 812 00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,740 I mean, I came here to make my dreams come true. 813 00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:44,420 I got kicked out of my home for being gay. 814 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,099 And then I spent weeks on a park bench 815 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:47,200 because I had nothing. 816 00:48:47,310 --> 00:48:48,980 I mean, Blanca gave me 817 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:50,579 a warm meal and a place to stay, 818 00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:51,719 and being a part of her house 819 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,059 means I have to follow her rules. 820 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:55,780 If I have to choose between education and dating, 821 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,579 - I choose the ballet. - Whatever. It's all good. 822 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,050 Seems like you moved on, so no big deal, right? 823 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,120 Yeah, no biggie. 824 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,920 You know, you ain't the only one who came here with a dream. 825 00:49:06,990 --> 00:49:09,120 I'm still sleeping on that park bench. 826 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,960 You could join a house. 827 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:12,399 Don't nobody want me to join their house. 828 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,020 - You can't sleep on the street. - It's what I do every night. 829 00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,179 Just yesterday, I stole a couple 40s 830 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,900 and got smashed right over there. 831 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,180 You know, you were smart for not showing up. 832 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,200 I'm just a fuckup. 833 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,580 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is. 834 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,500 You know, when I first saw you, I thought, 835 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,420 "That shorty's going places." 836 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,700 Guess I thought maybe you might... 837 00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,060 take me with you. 838 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,840 Not the first time I've been left behind. 839 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:04,500 Mani-pedi? 840 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,850 Just a top coat, please. 841 00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:07,950 I want her. 842 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:10,050 Oh, she's on break. 843 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,720 Do your ears not work, 844 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,890 or is the customer not always right in this establishment? 845 00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:18,660 I said I want her. 846 00:50:20,030 --> 00:50:22,100 Oh, I am sorry, sweetie, I'm on break. 847 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,870 I'm sure, even worn as you look, 848 00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:28,420 that you can find the fortitude to stick around 849 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,300 and give a top coat to the woman who raised you. 850 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:33,820 Oh, what is that, Coral Punch? 851 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:36,680 I assume you have Revlon or Max Factor. 852 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:40,560 Don't even think about putting Yardley on these fingers. 853 00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:44,850 You know, you can learn so much about a person 854 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:46,660 by looking at their hands. 855 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,920 All the wigs and 856 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,780 clothes and plastic surgery don't matter 857 00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:53,100 when you're looking at a woman's hands. 858 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:55,540 It always reveals her real age. 859 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,460 You're one to talk 860 00:50:57,660 --> 00:51:01,620 in your stained white coat, looking like a peasant. 861 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,310 Look at me. 862 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,910 You're clearly not winning the game. 863 00:51:06,010 --> 00:51:08,210 Nor are you playing it fairly. 864 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,659 Do you think you can just come to the balls and beat me 865 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,879 with a lucky break and then disappear? 866 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,980 Denying me my opportunity for redemption? 867 00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:16,950 Leaving me twisting in the wind? 868 00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,520 You are so anxious to have me come and crush you again? 869 00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,020 Oh, please. 870 00:51:21,130 --> 00:51:22,999 You win one trophy, 871 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,920 and you talk like you're a legend. 872 00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:27,719 Any hoodlum or orangutan off the streets 873 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,160 can snag one trophy. 874 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,160 I've been busy with other business. 875 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:34,480 Oh. I heard about that "other" business. 876 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:37,300 You're a regular transvestite Norma Rae. 877 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,600 Don't get me wrong, 878 00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:43,560 I admire your determination. 879 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,920 I have known you since you were a wee tot, 880 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:49,639 and while you're not nearly as stunning 881 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,379 and well-kept as I am, 882 00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:54,940 and you could clearly use a delivery of Pond's Cold Cream 883 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:57,060 for that ashy complexion, 884 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,800 you have always been impossible to stop 885 00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:01,800 once you get an idea in your head. 886 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,620 But take it from a woman of the world: 887 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:06,720 you're punching at windmills. 888 00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:09,600 These gay white boys don't want anything to do with you, 889 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,480 and never will. 890 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:14,860 I told the children of my house that I was fighting for them. 891 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,340 I won't back down. 892 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,640 You're not Rosa Parks, sitting up front of the bus. 893 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,020 You're a tired, old queen 894 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,199 looking to sip a margarita with some white boy 895 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,579 - in Sergio Valente blue jeans. - You know, I know about 896 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,920 your life, even though you never speak about it. 897 00:52:28,030 --> 00:52:31,960 About your gentleman caller who showers you in rhinestones 898 00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:33,900 and keeps a house over your head. 899 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,870 You're settled, comfortable. 900 00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:38,640 The only fights you have left are with your wrinkles 901 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,140 and your cellulite and walking the balls. 902 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,940 And, bitch, that's because you're old. 903 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,160 If I cut you open, there would be nothing but dust 904 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:47,110 and 50 rings to count. 905 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:49,950 Now, your generation got us to where we are. 906 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,520 I'll give you that, I'll give you all of that. 907 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,180 But I'm planning on moving our kind forward. 908 00:52:55,290 --> 00:52:58,920 Getting us access to worlds you wouldn't dare dream about. 909 00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,860 I'm entitled, I have the right. 910 00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:02,830 All right. 911 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:06,320 You fight that fight, naive little girl. 912 00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:09,620 Learn the lesson we all learn eventually. 913 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,639 When it comes to the life we lead, 914 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,899 there comes a point where you must 915 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:16,200 accept disappointment. 916 00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:20,110 Like I'm disappointed in this top coat. 917 00:53:24,050 --> 00:53:25,880 It's on the house. 918 00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:30,200 Matt? 919 00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:33,560 Our boss is in the Post again. 920 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,760 He's a master of the publicity machine. 921 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:37,816 It's so fucking awesome the way he controls them all. 922 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,860 - Do you read the Post? - Everyone does. 923 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,500 I read the Times, too. The Journal. 924 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,330 Listen, if you want to sip Chardonnay 925 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,180 in the Upper West Side with a bunch of intellectuals 926 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,480 from Columbia, get the Times. 927 00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,286 If you want to get invited to the best parties, 928 00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:50,220 walk past the line at Palladium, meet celebrities, 929 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,080 get your name in the Post. 930 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,700 What do you want? 931 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,210 Well, 932 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,280 I know it's pretty early in my time here, but, uh, 933 00:53:59,390 --> 00:54:01,450 if you look at what I've accomplished so far, 934 00:54:01,550 --> 00:54:04,360 I-I... I wrote that speech for the Ellis Island award, 935 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:05,679 - and, uh... - What is this about? 936 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,840 You want more money? 937 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,030 Well, yes. I was hoping for a... 938 00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:13,460 maybe, like, a ten percent bump, or-or a... 939 00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:16,200 preferably, a small bonus. 940 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,820 Close the door. 941 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,320 Have a seat. 942 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,070 So what's she like? 943 00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:53,380 I want details. 944 00:54:53,410 --> 00:54:55,340 She blonde? Got big tits? 945 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,170 She do that new Brazilian thing down there? 946 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,310 I... I don't... 947 00:55:00,410 --> 00:55:02,210 I'm sorry, I-I don't understand. 948 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,150 Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 949 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,280 Huh? 950 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,980 I'm proud of you. I'm telling you, 951 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,800 you put on that suit, you get behind that Cadillac, 952 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,880 the pussy starts flowing like Niagara Falls. 953 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,800 My wife just wants a dishwasher. 954 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,000 I'll get you your money. 955 00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,860 Two conditions. 956 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,170 You work weekends when I ask, 957 00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:24,760 and you got to tell me the fucking truth. 958 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,180 She's beautiful. 959 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,380 Yeah? 960 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,350 Puerto Rican, I think. 961 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,350 Exotic. 962 00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:44,220 It's not my thing, but to each his own. 963 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,020 Do you love her? 964 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,880 - I don't know yet. - You don't. 965 00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:50,800 You're just not tired of fucking her yet. 966 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,520 Matt, thank you. 967 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,900 I promise I will earn every penny. 968 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,360 Word of advice. 969 00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:11,450 Don't leave your wife. 970 00:56:11,550 --> 00:56:14,280 And if you get her pregnant, you come talk to me immediately. 971 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,070 Jesus Christ, not this bitch again. 972 00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:35,960 Don't you have anything better to do? 973 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:38,900 Told you, I'll be here every night until you serve me. 974 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,210 I'm not dealing with your shit tonight. 975 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,696 - I'm calling the cops. - Call them. 976 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,620 I'll be right here. I'm not afraid of Five-O. 977 00:56:53,330 --> 00:56:56,229 Have you noticed you're the only one 978 00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:58,160 here with the year-round tan? 979 00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,920 What's your point? 980 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,300 They don't want us here. 981 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,270 No, they don't want you here. 982 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,040 Compliments of the house. 983 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,800 Thank you. 984 00:57:09,110 --> 00:57:11,310 I still want my Manhattan. 985 00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:14,200 Miss, can I have a word with you? 986 00:57:14,210 --> 00:57:15,880 "Miss"? It's a dude. 987 00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:17,439 I am a woman 988 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,060 and I will be addressed like a lady. 989 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,060 Sir, can I have a quick word with you? 990 00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:24,100 What, is the battery in your hearing aid dead? 991 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:27,160 I said I'm a woman and I go by "ma'am" or "miss." 992 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:28,640 This is what I'm talking about, Officer. 993 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:30,410 - He's constantly spouting off. - You know what? 994 00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:32,416 Why don't you make like your hairline and disappear? 995 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,100 - You know, you need to calm down. - Deaf and blind. 996 00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,736 You know what, I can't arrest you for being here, 997 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,416 - but I can arrest you for your mouth. - What? 998 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,486 That's right. You're under arrest for disturbing the peace. 999 00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:43,970 Turn around. 1000 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,210 Get her out. 1001 00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:48,250 All right, Officer. 1002 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,220 What the fuck are you looking at, bitch? 1003 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,720 I think it likes you. 1004 00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,220 Man, fuck you. 1005 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,230 What's up? You pissed that her dick is bigger than yours? 1006 00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,680 Rodriguez. 1007 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,980 You made bail. 1008 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,440 Wait, somebody bailed me out? 1009 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,130 Who? 1010 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,760 That is Caron Poivre, darling. 1011 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:16,340 Mmm, I've never smelled a perfume like that before. 1012 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,240 Well, of course you haven't. 1013 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:20,380 It cost $100 an ounce. 1014 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,450 I don't believe that the ladies of the evening 1015 00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:24,879 that come through here or the girls in the bars 1016 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,339 you frequent in Newark 1017 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:29,720 can afford such a luxurious aroma. 1018 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,760 Elektra? 1019 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,560 Ah, there she is. 1020 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,080 This one is a relation of my housekeeper. 1021 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:43,099 The poor woman was inconsolable about her arrest, 1022 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,780 so I volunteered to be of assistance. 1023 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,100 And she's an expert with my delicates. 1024 00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:48,700 How could I say no? 1025 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,920 A true pleasure, Officer. 1026 00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:53,420 I do love a man in uniform. 1027 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,199 Perhaps I'll call on you one evening 1028 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,560 if I'm in the neighborhood and in need of some company. 1029 00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,660 Any time, sweetheart. 1030 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,860 Let's go. 1031 00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:08,990 Well, this is a surprise. 1032 00:59:09,090 --> 00:59:10,319 You're lucky that I have a gentleman friend 1033 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,900 who understands my needs in terms of walking-around money. 1034 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,240 Though don't expect the same kindness in the future. 1035 00:59:15,270 --> 00:59:16,920 You just cost me half my weekly allowance, 1036 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,279 and it's only fucking Tuesday. 1037 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,270 Yeah, but why? Why did you help me out? 1038 00:59:20,370 --> 00:59:21,660 Why do you think? 1039 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,960 There's my car. 1040 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,979 Because you understand what I'm trying to do 1041 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,280 by getting into this bar. 1042 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,280 Have you lost your mind? 1043 00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,960 Did you not see me back there with that policeman? 1044 00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,640 I can gain access to any bar or country club 1045 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,350 or department store in this city. 1046 00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,480 Your struggle is not my struggle. 1047 00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:40,570 My struggle is that I was defeated 1048 00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,619 at the balls last weekend. 1049 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,880 Because you're so distracted with this silliness, 1050 00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:46,300 I have remained in a temporary humiliation. 1051 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,200 You are not being beaten within an inch of your life 1052 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,980 in that jail because I need you to be at the ball tomorrow night 1053 00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:53,680 so I can reclaim my honor. 1054 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,860 And you will be there, bitch. 1055 00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:58,700 So that's all that matters to you? 1056 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,310 That is our place. 1057 01:00:02,410 --> 01:00:03,920 Our community. 1058 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,120 The balls were created so we would have somewhere to matter. 1059 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,220 If you have any aspirations to become a legendary mother, 1060 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,880 you'll get it in your skull that while there are many places 1061 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:15,430 for us to find love and adoration in the outside world, 1062 01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:17,739 in this life, yes, 1063 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:20,220 the balls are all that matters. 1064 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,740 Is your driver going uptown? 1065 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,919 Yes. 1066 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,080 Subway's two blocks away. 1067 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:57,820 Hey, I heard you was here. 1068 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,590 Can we talk? 1069 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,560 Can we talk? 1070 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:05,930 I heard you the first time. 1071 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,160 What you want? 1072 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,140 I want to start over. 1073 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,300 You clearly didn't appreciate my presence. 1074 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,950 My absence shouldn't be any different. 1075 01:01:16,970 --> 01:01:18,879 That's not true. Look, 1076 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,220 I like you 1077 01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:22,880 and I'd like to invite you out, 1078 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:25,460 but it's not a date, just two friends hanging out. 1079 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,220 Tuesday night? 1080 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:28,760 I'm busy. 1081 01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:30,980 Fine. Wednesday night? 1082 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,500 I have tickets to the ballet. 1083 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,720 The ballet? 1084 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,580 Hell nah. 1085 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,300 I thought the same thing, 1086 01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:47,080 but I went and... 1087 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,700 it opened me up. 1088 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:53,740 The freedom I saw on that stage! 1089 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,360 I mean, those dancers weren't dancing with the music. 1090 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,600 They were the music. 1091 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,040 Not interested. 1092 01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:07,590 I thought you wanted a different kind of life. 1093 01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:12,339 I mean, maybe 1094 01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:14,440 this is the beginning of something new. 1095 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,120 Look, I'll be in front of the Roosevelt Hall 1096 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,160 Wednesday at 6:30. 1097 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:27,660 Attire's kind of fancy, so no jeans or shell tops, 1098 01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:29,440 in case you decide to show up. 1099 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,320 The category is... 1100 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,770 Femme Queen in Pumps. 1101 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,980 Now, this is not a face category. 1102 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,850 This is to show that you can cross the threshold 1103 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,060 into the Four Seasons 1104 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,320 or to the bar at the St. Regis 1105 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,960 or tip up and down Fifth Avenue 1106 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,580 and never stumble, 1107 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,580 wobble or show fear. 1108 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,260 Miss Kiki Pendavis, your heels are too low 1109 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,240 and your hips have no flow. 1110 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,599 Please remove yourself from the premises 1111 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,919 and do not return 1112 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,000 until you're in some goddamn stilts 1113 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,919 because as we all know, 1114 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,780 six inches is the minimum. 1115 01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:58,400 Ladies and gentlemen, clear the floor. Clear the floor. 1116 01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:00,770 I need the floor cleared of all contestants. 1117 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,459 I have just gotten word 1118 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:04,660 that it is time for a rematch 1119 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:07,220 between the legendary House of Abundance 1120 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,940 and the upstart House of Evangelista. 1121 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,200 Now, if my memory serves me correct, 1122 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,750 each has one win. 1123 01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:23,820 Who will be the best out of three? 1124 01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:26,960 Ah, here she comes, 1125 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,299 freshly sprung 1126 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,820 from her night in the clink. 1127 01:04:31,970 --> 01:04:33,760 Yes, you do belong, darling, 1128 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,800 walking like you were born in a stiletto. 1129 01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:41,870 What have we here? 1130 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,950 Is it Aphrodite? 1131 01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:51,260 Is it the goddess Athena? 1132 01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:08,830 Who are we to stand 1133 01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,480 in this woman's presence? 1134 01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:12,339 How could we possibly 1135 01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:14,340 deserve to bear witness 1136 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,579 to all that the 1137 01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,580 goddess Elektra is bringing forth 1138 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,679 on this evening? 1139 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,059 There is no way this bitch 1140 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,420 is getting her heel stuck in a grate. 1141 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,560 Judges, please, it's time to score. 1142 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:29,779 For Miss Blanca, 1143 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:33,020 ten, ten, nine, nine. 1144 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,320 A respectable score. 1145 01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:37,930 And now, for the legend Elektra, 1146 01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:41,700 ten, ten, ten, ten. 1147 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,900 Perfection. 1148 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,480 Grand prize, Elektra. 1149 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,770 First runner-up, Miss Blanca. 1150 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,910 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1151 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:58,460 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1152 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,690 Elektra! Elektra! Elektra! 1153 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,320 You know what it is? 1154 01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,710 - No. - You don't? 1155 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:20,910 - No. - Can you see? 1156 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,910 No. 1157 01:06:23,010 --> 01:06:24,980 Where are we going? 1158 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:29,620 On the count of three, okay? 1159 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,280 - Okay. - Three. 1160 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,060 - Thank you. - You're welcome, babe. 1161 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:22,700 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --