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Gott im Himmel!

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I knew it, those damn
cannibals have taken Schmidt.

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See?
Look there: a blood trail.

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- Das ist Blut.
- Armer Schmidt.

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So let's follow it
und kill those savages.

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Are you quite insane?!
There could be scores of them!

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- Hundreds, even.
- Yeah, with sticks and stones.

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Ja, and maybe poison arrows.

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- Schweinhunden.
- Mein Gott.

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We need reinforcements.
Schneider!

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Luckily, there is a Kriegsmarine
transport nearby, heading for Nauru.

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Hello? Hello?!

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Agent Fuchs Der Abwehr hier.

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Ich muss mit deinem
Kapitän sprechen.

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With a bit of luck,

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soon, we will have a platoon
of marine Sturmtruppen.

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- Sturmtruppen?
- Damn it.

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- Wait, what are Sturmtruppen?
- It means "stormtroopers."

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- Ah, crap.
- Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

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Well, it is a cognate.

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- What?
- Cognate.

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Those are words with a common
etymological origin.

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Not the word, Poindexter.

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The fact that there's
a thing called that.

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- Yeah, and how many guys in a platoon?
- Like, 40.

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- Wait, were you in the Army?
- Army Air Corps.

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Hmm. Well,
that doesn't do us much good.

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- Hey, neither does your missing arm.
- Hey.

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But if my almost totally
nonexistent understanding

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- of military history is correct...
- Why would...?

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Noah, shut up...
then I'm pretty sure we can expect

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several waves of attacks,
wherein the attackers

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will steadily increase
in both number and in skill,

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until we face a final,
climactic attack

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by a sort of überattacker,
a boss, if you will.

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- Translate that.
- Ah.

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Boroka handiak, boroka boss.

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- Mm.
- Wait, was that it or...?

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- Broad strokes.
- Huh. Well, now tell him we need

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to build a network of defenses
out of whatever's on hand,

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while also training everybody...

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the men, the women,
these nubile teenage girls

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I really hope are at least 18,

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maybe some of the chubbier kids,

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I mean everybody, all
of them... to fight.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Zuri gotiak boroka.

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Boroka dugu. Zenbat ordo?

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Um, uh, so they're eager to fight,
and how much time do we have?

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- Just a couple hours.
- Seriously?

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Yeah. So, obviously,
we're gonna have to montage

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the shit out of this thing.

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Will you tell him
what a montage is?

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Yeah, I don't think
"montage" would translate.

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They-they don't really have
a strong filmic tradition.

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- And whose fault is that, Noah?
- Well, I mean...

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Jesus, you are the [bleep] worst.

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Yeah, so if we had filmed all
that training and preparation

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and then sort of cut it down
to just the good parts

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and set that
to some bouncy music,

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that would've been a montage.

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I honestly wouldn't
even know where to start.

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Try Eisenstein, you asshole.
All right, let's see what we got!

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Kusta dugu!

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Um, okay!
Good job, I guess!

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Ona gudari!

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Good-looking tiger trap, ladies!

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- Ona trampak!
- Don't forget to smear

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those stakes with feces!

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Poopoo! Poopoo!

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- Oh, come on.
- What? That's what they call it.

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Oh, man.

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- Thanks, tribal elders!
- Ona Zahara!

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Uh-oh, what are
Nazi Laurel and Hardy up to?

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Wow.

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- Literally another fine mess.
- Mm, that's not gonna translate.

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I mean, A: it's sarcasm,

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B: they're not gonna get
the reference, and...

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And C: shut up and...
Oh, my God,

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what's that big, crazy,
man-killing bastard?

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- Let's call it the widow-maker!
- Well, that's also not gonna translate.

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Noah,
goddamn it, if you don't...

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Wait, where's my Chub Club?

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Yeah! There they are!

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Um... that's okay.
Uh, shake it off

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and get some more poison darts
from Pam.

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Pozo Pamu.

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Aw, come on! This bullshit
is boring as balls.

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Huh.

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I wish to amend
my previous statement.

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Okay. All right, all right.
So, um, criticisms.

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I think we maybe could've spent
a little more time

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practicing actual combat and a
little less making the Nazi logs.

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But, overall,
great job, everybody.

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Ona lanara!

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Okay, Noah, tell the chief

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the most important thing
to remember is...

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- Sterling?
- Wha...?!

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- Mother?!
- What in the hell are you wearing?

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- I-I mean...
- Master Coconut!

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Pam, shut up.
What are you doing here?

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- Well, we came to rescue...
- The sacred idol!

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- What?
- Nuh-uh.

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- Goddamn it!
- We're searching for the sacred idol!

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- What is wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?!

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And who the hell told you about...?

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- Oh, you goddamn blabbermouth bird.
- They already knew about it,

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and they were gonna leave you in the
quicksand while they looked for it.

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- What? - Nuh-uh.
- Damn it, bird.

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Are you... Mother, is that true?
You were just gonna let us die?

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Oh, please. What do you think
we're doing here?

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We came to rescue you from these
bloodthirsty cannibals, which...

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- Oh, yeah, no. They're cool.
- Well...

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Mother, this is the cannibal chief.

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Chief, my lying
and scheming mother.

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Charmed, I'm sure.
So they're not cannibals?

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Oh, no, they're totally
cannibals, but we've temporarily

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teamed up to fight some
Nazi stormtroopers.

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- Wait, what?
- Mon Dieu.

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Storm-troopers?

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- It's a cognate.
- Noah?

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Kalua... Kalua... Kalua...

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And what is happening right now?

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- Kalua.
- What is kalua?

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It means... goddess.

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Wow, okay, that's embarrassing.

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Tell them I'm not
an actual goddess,

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but merely
a direct descendant of, um,

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whosits, their god, um,
what's-his-face.

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No, no, no, no,
they-they don't mean you.

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- They mean her.
- Huh?

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- Oh, for the love...
- Kalua... Kalua... Kalua...

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- Wow, that is embarrassing!
- Oh, shut up.

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I'll tell you what's embarrassing,

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is getting slaughtered by
a bunch of Nazi stormtroopers.

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So, can we all please focus, Noah?
Tell them to focus.

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Uh...
Uzuka, bita kuju.

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Bita kuju!

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- Aw.
- Well, on the bright side,

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if you don't get murdered,
maybe you can move here

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and be worshipped as a goddess.

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- What mere mortal dare speak to Kalua?
- Mm, okay.

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Okay!
Listen up!

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These savage cannibals have
murdered and by now, let's be honest,

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probably eaten
one of your Kameraden.

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So we are going to destroy their
village and everyone in it.

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Men, women, and...

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You there!
What are you eating?

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_

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__

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_

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Well, did you bring enough
for everyone?

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_

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Well, then what
are you waiting for?

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Pass them out.

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- Now, any questions?
- Uh...

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_

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It's just something we're doing.
Mmm, I forget why.

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Und also shut up.

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Psst. Noah. You've told them

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to hold their fire until
the Krauts are in close, right?

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- Mm-hmm.
- And to fall back

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- when they start to get overrun?
- Mm-hmm.

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And to... wait,
what is wrong with you?

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What, are you kidding?
I'm scared.

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Oh. Well, yeah...
I mean, that's normal.

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Uh, no, I think I'm scareder
than that.

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Trust me, however scared
you think you are, it's...

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- I pissed in my pants, man.
- Still well within normal.

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Nobody else pissed in their pants.

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Well, but remember,
they're not wearing pants.

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- That's not...
- Plus, there is no way

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they can possibly imagine
the unspeakable things

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that modern firearms can do
to the human body.

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- So... try not to get shot.
- That's it? That's your advice?

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That's really good advice.

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Isn't this exciting?

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What, being held against our will
while we get attacked by Nazis?

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Or discovering
the one culture on Earth

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that lacks a basic knowledge
of fermentation?

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I don't know, I guess all of it?

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Hmm, now what have we here?

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I could've found that stupid idol
and been halfway

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- to New York by now.
- Oh, no.

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That idol's all mine, Missy.

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Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
Out of the way, Blimpkins.

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Are you...?
You are serious.

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Hey, can you please tell him to move?

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Who calls upon
the almighty Kalua?!

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- Ugh.
- Yeah, that's not already old.

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Your Almightiness,
did I hear you say

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- you were hungry for oysters?
- Yes. Mortal.

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Fetch me some bivalves.
Budge up, biggun.

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- What?
- Back in a jiff. Toodles.

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- Any sign of 'em?
- No, because I don't have binocular vision.

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- I'm totally wasted here.
- Me, too.

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- Well, not totally, but...
- No, and stop that.

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I should be in the air,
like a reconnaissance plane.

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Yeah, right,
like you'd come back.

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- Wh...? I came back. I'm here.
- Yeah, nice decision tree, bird.

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And where the hell'd
you get that?

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- Made it.
- What, when?

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I don't know, a minute ago.

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Whatever's in these crazy
bastards is, like...

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really helping me focus.

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- It's poison.
- So's booze.

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What's up your dickhole?

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I just... all these people put
their trust in me,

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and what if I fail them?

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What if, what if
I get them all killed?

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- I mean, they were gonna eat us, so...
- That's a fair point.

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Hey, you know,
people eat birds all the time.

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- Why is that okay?
- 'Cause birds are delicious.

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- Well, you're probably not, but...
- I bet I'm totally delicious.

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Oh, please,
you were born in the 1800...

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- What the hell was that?!
- Mortar!

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Fire!

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My God, listen to that.

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You can hear their
women scream from here!

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So I hope someone brought potatoes.

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Fire!

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Merde!
Doudou, devrions-nous courir?

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Jésus, tu es Le pire putain.

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- Nazi punks, fuck off!
- We got to take out that mortar!

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- Yeah, but how?
- I'm gonna charge it.

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What?

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What did you say?

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_

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No. Fire!

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Okay, Noah. You're gonna
go back to the States,

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and you're gonna tell Dad
he was right,

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and you're gonna take
that job at...

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at Uncle Mort's modeling agency.
And guess what.

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You're just going to have to
start slathering tanning oil

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on Swedish bikini models.

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That's it, I'm going for it.

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- Mm-kay.
- Good luck.

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- That's it?
- I mean...

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- Sterling!
- What are you doing, running around?

240
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,823
The air's, like, 50% metal.

241
00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:21,675
Well, exactly,
and speaking of percentages,

242
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,175
you seem to have this whole
thing pretty well in hand,

243
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,956
so I thought I'd just toodle off

244
00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:28,573
and see if I can't find that pesky idol.

245
00:11:28,598 --> 00:11:31,691
- Are you...?
- For us. Me and you, 50-50.

246
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,175
- I...
- He has partners, you know.

247
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,362
- Oh, my God.
- Well, if he wants to give you

248
00:11:35,387 --> 00:11:37,761
half of his half,
that's his business, but...

249
00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:39,831
What half?
What happened to thirdsies?

250
00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:44,027
Yeah, what did happen to thirdsies?
Wait, since when was it thirdsies?

251
00:11:44,052 --> 00:11:46,058
Oh, my God.
First of all, we...

252
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,113
- Wait, what are you drinking?
- Apparently, it's some

253
00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:51,722
kind of beer
made from some jungle fruit

254
00:11:51,747 --> 00:11:53,409
these people chew into a paste

255
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:56,762
and then spit into these
gourds to ferment.

256
00:11:57,770 --> 00:12:00,208
It's a bit like a phlegm sangria.

257
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,247
Hmm. Is it good?

258
00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:05,037
You know...

259
00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:08,105
Son of a...
that was my only gourd!

260
00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:10,948
- Give me that.
- Wha...? What are you...?

261
00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:19,484
Nazi sons of bitches.

262
00:12:20,122 --> 00:12:22,155
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263
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,409
She took out
the whole mortar team.

264
00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:26,292
What?!
I was gonna do that.

265
00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:28,370
- Okay.
- Yeah, right.

266
00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:30,550
- Here. I think it's broken.
- I...

267
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,583
And look, the natives are rallying.

268
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269
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:50,718
Ja, ja.
Schiesse diese Scheiße!

270
00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:53,575
Schneider, radio the ship.
Tell them we need...

271
00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,032
Well, a new Schneider, for one.

272
00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:04,297
Batu baruka! Batu baruka!

273
00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:11,800
Because I don't want to die in a hut,

274
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- defiled by Nazi storm-troopers!
- Well, I can't die. I'm immortal.

275
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:17,620
But even though time
is meaningless to me,

276
00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:19,956
what is taking so long
with these oysters?

277
00:13:19,981 --> 00:13:23,402
Well, don't ask him, 'cause
he sure as hell doesn't have any.

278
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,598
- Meaning?
- He's a eunuch?

279
00:13:26,028 --> 00:13:27,686
Oh, come on!
He has no testicles.

280
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:31,347
- Ew. And also, so?
- So, what do you think

281
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:35,339
- these people use for oysters?
- Uh, presumably oysters?

282
00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:37,628
- Balls.
- Wait, what?

283
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:39,745
- Why would they eat...?
- Because they're cannibals?

284
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:44,175
Cannibals don't only eat people.
I'm sure they have side salads.

285
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,933
You think he eats a lot of salad?

286
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,153
I think if I tell him to,
he'll eat you.

287
00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:50,964
I take your point.

288
00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:52,809
Muh, muh, muh, muh.

289
00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,150
Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!

290
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:03,988
- Where the... Noah? Noah?!
- Y-Yeah?

291
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,034
What are you doing, Noah?

292
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,890
Oh, I-I'm hiding under this corpse.

293
00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:09,753
- But otherwise...?
- I mean...

294
00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,573
Well, then, can you please
tell them to fall back

295
00:14:11,598 --> 00:14:14,120
so we can lure these Nazi pukes
into our killing zones?

296
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,531
Oh, yes, yes. Of course.

297
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:19,336
Oh, now! Sorry.
Uh, atzera! Atzera!

298
00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:23,339
Atzera!
Batu baruka atzera!

299
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:24,995
And how do you say "get ready"?

300
00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:27,527
- Um...
- Noah!

301
00:14:27,552 --> 00:14:29,466
Oh, no, sorry.
Kokatu. Kokatu.

302
00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:30,936
- Thanks, idiot.
- Yep!

303
00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:33,815
Kokatu!
Kokatu!

304
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,716
Kokatu! Kokatu!

305
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:40,724
They are retreating.
Attack! Attack!

306
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,491
Vorwärts!

307
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,194
Kokatu! Kokatu!

308
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:49,288
Kokatu!

309
00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:52,005
What is that?
What is he screaming?

310
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:56,036
- Here come the Krauts.
- Ugh, finally.

311
00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:58,749
They might have schnapps.

312
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,841
Yeah! Aw, man.

313
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,583
- Did you see that?
- Yeah.

314
00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:16,935
That was the pits.
Am I right?

315
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,404
- Eh.
- Oh, whatever.

316
00:15:18,429 --> 00:15:20,241
Shut up, bird.

317
00:15:22,499 --> 00:15:24,139
Nein! Nein!

318
00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,788
Was ist los? Was ist los?!

319
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,208
It's working!

320
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,309
- Chief, it's working.
- Mmm.

321
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,144
Chief, you are a tough room.

322
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,736
Was ist...?

323
00:15:55,569 --> 00:15:57,771
Woooooo!! Chub Club!

324
00:15:57,796 --> 00:16:00,552
- That was the last of 'em.
- Yeah!

325
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:02,575
Take that, you Nazi bastards.

326
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,655
Well, don't just stand there
and gawk.

327
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,812
Go loot their corpses for schnapps.

328
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:13,108
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329
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:17,927
__

330
00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:21,000
_

331
00:16:22,099 --> 00:16:23,778
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332
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:27,389
Huh...

333
00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,286
What are they chanting?

334
00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:31,527
Death to whites.
No offense.

335
00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:33,394
Death to whites. No offense.

336
00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:35,894
- Oh.
- Yeah. Again, they're super racist.

337
00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:38,399
- But also weirdly polite.
- Eh.

338
00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:41,167
We showed
those German bastards, eh?

339
00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:43,573
What we?
Where the hell were you?

340
00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:46,448
Fighting zose German bastards.

341
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,730
- Yeah, right.
- Uh-huh.

342
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,245
I shot maybe ten German bastards.

343
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,745
Okay, well,
as long as I get the credit

344
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,737
- for the winning battle plan, I...
- Victory is mine!

345
00:16:56,762 --> 00:17:01,052
- All hail Kalua!
- Uh, you don't.

346
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,465
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347
00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:17,299
_

348
00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:20,284
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349
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:21,630
Huh?

350
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,498
Way to go, toothless old lady.

351
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,870
And now I think it's feast o'clock.

352
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:32,245
Hey, shouldn't we, um,
go make sure

353
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,812
- that guy's, like, dead or whatever?
- No, dummy.

354
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,612
Why do you think
they call it the widow-maker?

355
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,019
Well, yeah, but you made that up.

356
00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,761
Probably won't get credit
for that, either.

357
00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:43,144
Teko! Besta!
Teko! Besta!

358
00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:45,343
Teko! Besta!

359
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:09,970
Woooooo!!

360
00:18:09,995 --> 00:18:12,845
Oh, man.
Are feasts not the best?

361
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,962
Not this one. Don't eat that!

362
00:18:14,987 --> 00:18:17,821
Come on, try it.
It tastes like chicken.

363
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:22,384
- I don't eat chicken.
- Yes! Finally, oysters.

364
00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:24,376
Oh, fun fact:
even though they serve those

365
00:18:24,401 --> 00:18:27,423
on oyster shells, they're
actually human testicles.

366
00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:32,018
- Ha!
- Well, I mean, at this point...

367
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,376
You know?

368
00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:36,798
- Oh, wait.
- Oh, thank God.

369
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:39,079
Noah, how do you say "mignonette"?

370
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:40,759
Oh, it's the same.
"Mignonette."

371
00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:41,954
- Seriously?
- Oh, come on.

372
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,456
- What?
- Yeah, it's a loanword.

373
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,807
Just the worst.

374
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