1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,679 Help me! 2 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,000 Come on! 3 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,679 Left! Left! Left! 4 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,589 I've got to say, I never in a million years thought Nigeria 5 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:44,840 would look like this! 6 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,839 You blowing out your arse, Khalil? 7 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,959 He usually talks out of it! 8 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,079 Tell me everything's going to be all right, Kingy. 9 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,620 I'm not your mum, mate. 10 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,799 I need a medic! When's she back, Kingy? 11 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,200 She's in transit. 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,319 Richards, did you get the memo 13 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,378 that this is not actually a nature trip? 14 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:11,319 But look at that, though, Kingy. Bit nice or what? 15 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,759 Aww! Put it to your ear and see if you can hear me tell you 16 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,640 to drop the bloody thing and run! 17 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,042 Can we increase the pace, please? 18 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:20,800 You tossers are starting to do my head in. 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,760 Seriously, text Lane, and tell her to bring my inhaler! 20 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,039 Idiot, man. 21 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,999 I didn't think she was coming back, to be honest. 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,580 She's made of much tougher stuff than that, Richards. 23 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,420 Lane? 24 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,260 Never normally get a royal welcome. 25 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,520 - You calling me royal? - If the cap fits. 26 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,940 I am posh, but I'm not that posh. 27 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,300 - How was the flight? - Good. 28 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,260 Ready for another tour? 29 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,999 Six months of regimental duties and press duties 30 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,060 enough to cure anyone from anything. 31 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,880 Did you need curing? 32 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,060 Maybe I needed time to heal. 33 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,940 Oh, and... we are allowed to say the Elvis word, by the way. 34 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,480 Yeah... 35 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,759 Seeing you at his funeral was... 36 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,000 ...odd. 37 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,140 Did I make a tit of myself? 38 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,640 Mum said I was high. 39 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:37,660 Of course you didn't make a tit out of yourself. 40 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,360 I felt so hollow. You know? 41 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,960 Empty. 42 00:03:47,339 --> 00:03:48,979 I don't even remember the funeral. 43 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,540 But anyway, I'm back, and I won't let you down. 44 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,999 Training and mentoring a section of Nigerians. 45 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,679 Working in a medical outreach project up country. 46 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,119 Towards the Boko Haram territories. 47 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,760 What could possibly go wrong? 48 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,620 - It's good to have you back, Lane. - It's good to be back, boss. 49 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,953 _ 50 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,380 Eyes, ears, and intelligence! 51 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,860 Check room, and shout "clear!" 52 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,359 Clear! 53 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,960 Good man. 54 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,260 Bogey! Nine o'clock! 55 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,500 Switch on! Shoot him before he shoots you! 56 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,359 - Sorry. - Don't say sorry to me, my friend. 57 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,140 Say sorry to her as they spoon her into a body bag. 58 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,220 Carry on. 59 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,679 You do not shoot until you are certain. 60 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,159 Waste of bullets otherwise. 61 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,020 It's a waste of an innocent person's life, 62 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,919 and a waste of your own life to boot. 63 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,799 If you kill an innocent person, it will haunt you forever. 64 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:11,380 Ray, can you step out? Brains, you're up next. 65 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,260 Good to have you here, Captain James. 66 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,840 Well, I'm pleased to help. 67 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,620 There have been over 80,000 deaths since the emergence of Boko Haram. 68 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,860 It is a war we must not lose. 69 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,119 Their strongholds are in the northern part of the country, 70 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,159 where they control swathes of land through fear. 71 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,439 And we try to reclaim that land? 72 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,359 You make it sound very easy. 73 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,540 Nigeria's a complicated country. 74 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,240 Shh! Get down, get down. 75 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,799 - Oh, you ruined it! - You doughnut! 76 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,581 - Hey! Hello! - Hi! 77 00:07:00,606 --> 00:07:04,344 - Group hug! - Nice to see you. 78 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:07,079 All right! Get off me, grease! 79 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,799 - Always greased. - Shut up. 80 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,959 - Good to have you back, babes. - Medic, to you. Thanks. 81 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,799 I'm glad I won't be the only Doris on the firm any more. 82 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,159 - Where's Brains? - Don't ask. 83 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,980 - What? - He's being a right sulky Sue. 84 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,360 - Welcome home, Lane. - Thanks, Sam. 85 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,319 All right, unpack and head to the med facility. Medic on duty. 86 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,520 Oh, joy. 87 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,620 Obstacle course, 15 minutes. 88 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,680 Yeah, I'm on the track. 89 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,079 All right, guys. 90 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,239 It's a full circuit, with a sprint to the finish line. 91 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,439 The first pair to finish are obviously the winners, 92 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,999 and go through to the next round. 93 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,359 All those that get knocked out, it's an eight-mile tab, full kit. 94 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,639 So it's worth your while to not leave your compadre behind! 95 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,360 You're on my shoulder, all the way. 96 00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:58,239 - Yeah. - We're not losing this, understood? 97 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,999 - Yeah. - It's about teamwork. 98 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,879 And remember, there is no "I" in "wanker". 99 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,980 - Me V you, then? - Oi, oi, clash of the clever clogs! 100 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,800 You're joking, right, Brains? 101 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,960 Are we? 102 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,020 On my whistle. 103 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,480 Go, boys! 104 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,520 Come on, boys! 105 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,979 Showing commitment. 106 00:08:53,479 --> 00:08:55,860 It's kind of like the Army V Navy rugby. 107 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,759 Come on. Hey, get a move on! 108 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,160 God's sake! 109 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,159 Brains, what are you doing? 110 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,085 What's gotten into Brains all of a sudden? 111 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,336 Yeah, what's he doing? 112 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,279 - Place your bets. - I'm going for Rob. 113 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,987 Actually wait, no, no, Brains is doing it. Oh! 114 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,260 Brains is doing it! 115 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,559 Ooh, it's close. 116 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,600 - Come on, boys! - Yes! 117 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,960 Come on! Come on! 118 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,839 Condolences and all that, lad, but the best team won. 119 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,399 Now that's eight miles, full kit, 120 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,359 and don't forget to pack your bruised ego. 121 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,079 Ungentlemanly conduct, Khalil! 122 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,834 You'll find yourself on that run too now. 123 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:01,031 How is that fair, boss?! 124 00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:03,439 And technically, I beat the jumped-up Yorkshire gobshite! 125 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,039 All right, enough now, Brains! 126 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,759 If only he had enough brains, son. 127 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,559 I've got more brains than you'll ever have! 128 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,959 What's the capital of Albania? 129 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,279 - Get out of my face. - What's the square root of 1 million? 130 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,959 What's the capital of Australia? 131 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,279 Canberra. 132 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,839 You think you're so funny, don't you? 133 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,879 My wit and natural good looks have got me this far. 134 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,315 Yeah, well, careful. Someone might just wipe that smile off your face. 135 00:10:22,316 --> 00:10:24,479 Oi! Oi! 136 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,500 Calm yourself, you nutter! What's his problem? 137 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,588 At the moment, you! 138 00:10:27,589 --> 00:10:29,359 All right, shut it! The pair of you! Enough. 139 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,359 I don't know what the hell your problem is, 140 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,460 but you will sort your shit out, understood? 141 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,700 Boss. Boss. Now shake hands. 142 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,740 Shake hands. 143 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,279 One more episode like this, and you can square your kit away 144 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,999 and see our your days digging holes for the Council. 145 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,919 - It's an embarrassment! - You've really let us down. 146 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,919 - Make amends. - Now get out of my sight. 147 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,720 You, that way. 148 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,320 Oh, nice to meet you. 149 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,959 You all right, Brains? 150 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,759 - Why shouldn't I be? - I didn't mean... I meant... 151 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,240 Yeah, I'm fine. OK? 152 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,800 Sit up. 153 00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:33,486 Now, relax, guys. 154 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,279 You've all now had a chance to study the brief. 155 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,284 We'll be escorting the Nigerian Army to the north of the country towards 156 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:43,759 Boko Haram territory to deliver and dispense medical supplies. 157 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,119 Lane, supervising inoculations. 158 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,119 This is primarily a training and mentoring exercise, 159 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,279 but with the added benefit of reassuring local communities 160 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,719 affected by Boko Haram that they've not been forgotten about. 161 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,820 Our final destination is approximately 800 km north of Lagos. 162 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,999 Now, it was this area where the schoolgirls were taken from. 163 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,319 As you know, there was global coverage of the kidnapped girls, 164 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,260 but there were another dozen or so girls taken from this village here. 165 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,639 About six months ago, Lampese. 166 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,679 About 3km or 4km from the outreach project that we're headed to. 167 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,599 Boss, are the girls being taken, like, all the time? 168 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,079 They promise brides to their fighters. 169 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,319 Once they're pregnant, it's always hard to get them back. 170 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,879 Sometimes, they sacrifice the life they had to raise their child. 171 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,279 The mothers do not want to leave their babies. 172 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,079 That's a proper "what the heck do you do?" situation. 173 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:46,340 We defeat Boko Haram, and that is what we do. 174 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,959 - It does make you think, doesn't it? - What? 175 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,319 Why are the beautiful places so messed up? 176 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,119 You know, Boko Haram and all that. 177 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,679 It's God, levelling it all out. 178 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,039 Do you reckon? 179 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:08,560 You can have glorious sunsets, nice beaches, 180 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:11,780 and a murderous gang of fanatics slaughtering everyone. 181 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,239 Do you reckon God speaks in your funny little accent? 182 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,920 Oh, aye. 183 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,620 So God made you funny, but he gave you a big schnozz. 184 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:26,719 - I haven't got a big schnozz. - Well, it's a nice schnozz, but... 185 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,119 ...let's face it, mate, it's a whopper. 186 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,119 What, so God made you beautiful but with a wonky eye? 187 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,361 I haven't got a wonky eye. 188 00:13:33,386 --> 00:13:34,824 Well, you have if I've got a big schnozz. 189 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,319 - My mum says it's perfectly chiselled. - Really? 190 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,276 You've made me all self-conscious now! 191 00:13:41,301 --> 00:13:43,279 No, I'm just joking! 192 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,239 No, I make your mum right. You've got a well-chiselled nose. 193 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,360 Chiselled by a blind chiseller, obviously. 194 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,120 How's your knuckles? 195 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,079 I pulled the punch. Didn't want to hurt him. 196 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,159 Well, it looked to me like they pulled him off you 197 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,089 just before he killed you. 198 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,760 - He just went all like... - Yeah, I know! 199 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,639 He's suddenly got anger issues. 200 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,039 Well, at least you haven't got that to go with everything else you got. 201 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,120 Charmed, I'm sure. 202 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,260 20 km to Kebbi. 203 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,199 There was a suicide bombing in the market there in October. 204 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,300 You do take us to the nicest places, boss. 205 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,479 Well, we could always just leave you there, Richards? 206 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,292 You couldn't function without me, boss. 207 00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,660 Oh, really? 208 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,640 Eyes on the road, driver. 209 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,279 I was just thinking, boss, 210 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,519 we're bringing up daughters in the UK, right? 211 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,519 That can be a caution. Could you imagine around here? 212 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,759 I guess we're lucky, to come from where we come from. 213 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,359 If I was from around here, and I had kids, 214 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,799 I wouldn't let them out of my sight. 215 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,854 Yeah, you'd want to scoop them up and take them somewhere safe, 216 00:16:48,855 --> 00:16:50,480 - wouldn't you? - Mm. 217 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,880 You're not sprogged up, are you, boss? 218 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,319 Do you mean, have I got children? 219 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,959 Yes. One, boy. 220 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,839 Is he just like Prince George? 221 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,239 Does he wear posh shorts and have blonde flicky hair and that? 222 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,100 Yes! Exactly like that. 223 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,159 Doesn't seem like too much of a hotbed of hatred to me. 224 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,519 That's because you's from London, innit, fam? 225 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,599 That's the worst accent ever! 226 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,940 Yeah. I'd say Scouse is. What do you reckon, eh, Brains? 227 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,239 So you were the first medic at the scene of the blast? 228 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,079 In the market? Yes, ma'am. 229 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,760 You don't have to call me "ma'am". I work for a living. It's Georgie. 230 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,959 I just had basic supplies. 231 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,440 I tried to keep them alive until help came, but... 232 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,599 The suicide bomber was a young girl. They don't arouse suspicion. 233 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,959 She just walked up to a stall, to all the crowds, 234 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,039 saying she was looking for her mother. 235 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,079 Don't make sense to us, does it? 236 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,799 Don't make sense to anyone, Richards. 237 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,079 They are brainwashed into thinking they are doing something good. 238 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,580 17 died. 239 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,220 I did my best. 240 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,060 The captain said you excelled yourself. 241 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,220 Bodies everywhere. No medical supplies. 242 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,919 There was a stall selling bags, so I was ripping off the handles 243 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,640 and straps and using them as tourniquets. 244 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,920 The Nigerian army are lucky to have you in their ranks. 245 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,679 Are you OK? 246 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,980 It's the first time I've been back here. 247 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,060 Yeah, I know. 248 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,559 The toughest bit is... 249 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,559 ...once you've seen something, you can't un-see it. 250 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,820 Your colleagues have told me the things you have seen. 251 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,300 Yeah, well... That's the thing you've got to carry on. 252 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,400 - And do what we can. - Exactly. 253 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,399 Since the bombing, we have prioritised this region, 254 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,500 so the local population feel safe. 255 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,159 Are Boko Haram, like, around here, then? 256 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,119 Mm-mm. This is all government. 257 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,620 Boko Haram want an Islamic state to bomb themselves into power. 258 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,840 No, no, no! Get out of here! Get out of here! 259 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,199 Boy. Catch you doing that again, I will snap you in half. 260 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,860 - Do you understand? - Oi! 261 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,399 - What do you think you're playing at? - Why don't you run along, love? 262 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,479 Because you're going to look mighty fucking silly 263 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,519 doing your make-up with a broken arm. 264 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,860 If you were a man, I'd beat the shit out of you. 265 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,115 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 266 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,860 Corporal Lane, step away now. 267 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520 You all right? 268 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,320 10-15, guys. 269 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,999 Businessman in the motor, and that thug is his hired help. 270 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,439 - Ex forces. - How did you work that one out? 271 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,599 - Mercenary. I make you right, Rab. - Would've earned shedloads. 272 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,079 Yeah, if I don't get put up for SF selection, 273 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,599 I might get myself a bit of that. 274 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,201 - Mercenary? - Why not? 275 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,319 I just don't see you as that sort. 276 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,279 Saying I couldn't hack it? 277 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,940 I just think you're too nice. 278 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,479 It's a compliment, Fingers! 279 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,919 Take that dude he's a bully. 280 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,900 There you are, all better now. 281 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,719 All right, who wants to see a magic trick? 282 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,759 Come around, come around. OK. 283 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,780 This is an English pound coin, yeah? 284 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:32,119 I'm going to put this bottle on top of it, like that, OK? 285 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:37,500 Then I'm going to get this cloth, and put that over the bottle... 286 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,633 ...like that. And with my magic powers... 287 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,279 I've got magic powers, haven't I, Richards? 288 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,079 Yeah. I can guarantee she's a bit of a witch, guys. 289 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,159 OK. Well, with my magic powers, 290 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,399 I'm going to make that coin jump into the bottle. 291 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,740 On three. One, two, three! 292 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,140 Right, I need a volunteer to check. 293 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,540 You? OK, bend down. 294 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,159 Get your face quite close to the bottle, cos you need to see inside. 295 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,119 That's it. After three. 296 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,360 One, two... 297 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,240 All right, guys, listen in. 298 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,319 - What did we learn out there today? - Stay focused at all times, boss. 299 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,108 - Indeed. - Who do you reckon that guy was, boss? 300 00:22:50,109 --> 00:22:51,879 Yeah, Fingers fancied a bit of mercenary work. 301 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,799 Yo, tax-free. What's not to love, bro? 302 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,920 Getting your head blown off. 303 00:22:54,945 --> 00:22:56,940 Can we focus up and concentrate, please? 304 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,159 - Kingy. - We're heading to Lampese. 305 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,999 400km. 306 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,719 All right, Lane. You're on me. 307 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,240 All right guys, let's load up. 308 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,440 - How are you doing? - I'm all right. 309 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,180 I'll tell you when I'm not, how about that? 310 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,041 It was interesting to see 311 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,712 your aggressive side back to the fore just then. 312 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,879 You wouldn't let me deck him one, though, would you? 313 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,959 Well, I didn't want see a grown man cry. 314 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,639 He did seem a bit unstable. 315 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,300 Yeah, I make you right. Wanker. 316 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,920 That was a nice magic trick, by the way. 317 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,839 I've got to learn me a magic trick. 318 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,599 There's nothing like a good magic trick, 319 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,960 and that was nothing like a good magic trick. 320 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,599 Remember when we was in Kenya, 321 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,679 and I said Africa smelled funny, and you all laughed? 322 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,719 If this is neither funny nor informative, 323 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,039 please may I suggest that you zip it? 324 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,599 Hear me out, Kingy. It's the same smell round here. 325 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,039 You do know it's 2,000 miles away from Kenya, don't you? 326 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,399 About the same as from London to Moscow. 327 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,559 Whoa, weren't your grandad from Africa? 328 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,679 I'm not saying it's a bad smell. 329 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,119 Where's your grandad from, Monk? 330 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,359 Somalia. Like Mo Farah. 331 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,359 Oh, my heritage is from around here, actually. 332 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,199 - Shut up! - Well, not literally here, but Nigeria. 333 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,319 Oh, mate. I remember my great uncle come and stayed with us 334 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,559 when I was small, right? And they told me that he was a prince. 335 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,279 This guy turns up in flip-flops that had seen better days, 336 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,319 a pair of ragamuffin jeans and a T-shirt with his last three weeks' 337 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,679 dinner down the front. 338 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,799 Turns out his name was Prince. 339 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,780 He worked in a bicycle repair shop. 340 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,239 Oi, oi! 341 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,159 You should be laughing, it's funny. 342 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,799 All right, guys. Go out and stretch your legs. 343 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,119 OK, piss stop. 344 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,140 Right, don't touch anything, and wash your hands after, please. 345 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,640 Bicycle repair, right? Runs in my family too. 346 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,959 Go on. 347 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,559 After partition, right, our bit of the family went to Pakistan. 348 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:05,479 Before my time, but, you know. These two uncles went to Tanzania. 349 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,119 I get the feeling they were a tad on the illiterate side. 350 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,959 One ends up a bicycle repair man, 351 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,119 the other taking the tops off drinks bottles. 352 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,340 Guess what their names were? Harry and Rumpelstiltskin? 353 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,719 Once my branch of the family settled into the UK, 354 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,079 they came over and had to change names. Their names were 355 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,039 Bicycle Repair Weller and Soda Bottle Opener Weller. 356 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,879 I absolutely shit you not, hand on heart. 357 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,159 How's that for witty and informative? All rolled... 358 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,760 Don't forget to wash your hands. 359 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,580 Bicycle Repair Weller?! 360 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,239 Go out with me, Maisie, 361 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,999 and you can be married into the most interesting family in Leeds. 362 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,639 Steeped in history, exotic, and yet strangely patriotic. 363 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,399 Rab, if you were the last fellow on earth, 364 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,199 I would become a card-carrying lesbian. 365 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,079 So would it be OK if I watched? 366 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,959 Why do boys always say that? 367 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,879 I can't answer for all boys, but me, I was hoping to make you laugh, 368 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,279 and then maybe make you change your mind? 369 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,799 - You know you love me. - Yeah, I do love you, Rab. 370 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,340 But as a mate. Deal with it. 371 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,999 Hold your fire! Hold fire! What the hell's going on? 372 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,999 - They think they heard something. - Heard something?! That's ridiculous! 373 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,519 Fellas, do not engage! 374 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,799 You do not engage unless the enemy makes contact! 375 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,039 You can't just fire randomly into the thicket! 376 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,367 There could be innocent civilians there! 377 00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:39,418 Is everyone OK?! 378 00:27:39,419 --> 00:27:41,959 - Boss! - Has anyone got eyes on Rab? 379 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,000 - Here! - We're ready! 380 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,399 Anybody want a soda? 381 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,319 Rab will open it for you! 382 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,860 Soda Bottle Opener Weller! 383 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,380 - Think you might have over shared. - There's no secrets in the army. 384 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,120 So, my nan was like... 385 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:28,640 _ 386 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,525 I don't even know what you're saying. 387 00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:33,040 - I don't know why I find it so funny. - So I was like... 388 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:36,623 _ 389 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,199 Why are you looking at me like that for? 390 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,240 Don't know. 391 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,980 - Who you texting, Lane? - Oh, my wayward sister. 392 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,799 You should get her to join. 393 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,100 She won't even pass two-day selection. 394 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,940 What, you'd let your daughter enrol? 395 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,799 It's not that shit a life, is it? 396 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,160 Nah, well... 397 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,660 - ...except sometimes. - Yeah. 398 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,399 That's a cartoon amount of food, Fingers. 399 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,399 You would know, with your little cartoon face. 400 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,039 You're going to have a cartoon belly after that lot. 401 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,799 - I'm trying to bulk up, bro. - But that's all carbs, no protein. 402 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,679 Need my carbs, protein AFTER training. 403 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,159 I've got bulk up if I make selection. 404 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,380 Got it all sorted out, then, eh, Fingers? 405 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,740 What about you, Brains? You going to try for special forces, or what? 406 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,420 Knock, knock. 407 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,240 - Who's there? - Lane. 408 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,020 Lane who? 409 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,640 It wasn't meant to be a joke. I just meant... it was me. 410 00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,286 Oh. 411 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,740 For tonight, hydrate. 412 00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:15,119 What do you want, Lane? 413 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,280 Water run. 414 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,278 OK, well... 415 00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:23,253 ...thank you. 416 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,040 OK, look. 417 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:30,879 My dad once jumped into the Manchester Ship Canal 418 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040 cos he saw all these kittens drowning. 419 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,840 Couldn't save them all, but he did manage to save a few. 420 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,540 Apparently, the QE2 once traversed that canal. 421 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,639 Shouldn't we be doing more, boss? 422 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,119 Right, even if we save half a dozen schoolgirls, 423 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,560 - at least then on this tour, we... - No. 424 00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:53,053 Goodnight, Lane. 425 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,579 I think we are failing in our duty if we don't at least try. 426 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,120 Don't be naive. 427 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,200 We're guests in someone else's country. 428 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,980 - Is everything OK? - Yes. 429 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,400 Why shouldn't it be? 430 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,660 Well... 431 00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:23,919 ...maybe you needed some more time. 432 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,679 Sitting in Preston is not going to change anything. 433 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,780 Yeah, I realise that. But at least in Preston, you have some space. 434 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,119 You're not out here on tour getting het up about things. 435 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,119 So I'm het up about children being abducted and abused? 436 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,820 Now, excuse me for being idealistic. 437 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:47,680 You finished? 438 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,559 Yes, boss. 439 00:31:51,539 --> 00:31:53,539 Look, you're doing great work out here. 440 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,420 Like today, in the village with the kids. 441 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,480 Thank you. 442 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,040 Just a shame about the dick in the Hummer, hm? 443 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,400 Yeah, he's a bully. 444 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,480 Are you sure everything's all right? 445 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,200 Everything's all right. 446 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,720 What's going on over there, boss man? 447 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,279 Oil pipes. People siphon them off, causing fires. 448 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,479 I didn't even know Nigeria had oil. 449 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,199 Oil and gas, diamonds and gold. 450 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,159 So they're, like, rich, then? 451 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,439 Well, clearly, only some people are. 452 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,999 Why don't they just share it all out, than everyone can be rich? 453 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,239 What, a just and fair world, Richards? 454 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,220 Then what would we do for a living? 455 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,839 Pull over! 456 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,559 Contact... 457 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,279 Kingy, defensive positions. 458 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,879 Medical, on me. Brains, give covering fire. 459 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,519 Defence now. 460 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,799 Guys, peel there, give cover. 461 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,200 Fingers, down there. 462 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,279 - Colonel, what's happening? - Child soldiers. 463 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,519 And you just start randomly firing? 464 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,080 You open fire or not? 465 00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:43,927 Yeah, copy that. 466 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,239 Kingy, hold the ground. 467 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,600 You two, on me. 468 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,039 Oi! I need to treat that boy. 469 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,599 We have to question him first. 470 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,119 Fucking do what the medic says. 471 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,379 - Brains! - What? 472 00:34:03,404 --> 00:34:04,839 Get back on the truck now. 473 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,680 Brains, move. 474 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,719 Colonel, he needs treatment. 475 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,688 Has he been shot? 476 00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:13,479 No, he just cut himself on his way, he's fine. 477 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,360 Let me treat him before you question him. 478 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,959 Get down, sit down. 479 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,280 Easy! 480 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,920 What's your name, hm? 481 00:34:30,547 --> 00:34:32,267 My name's Georgie. 482 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,280 Can he understand? 483 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:35,720 OK. 484 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,359 Let's get the cut cleaned up. Let's put a few stitches in. 485 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,159 - We don't behave like that. - They do. 486 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,160 - We don't. - Colonel! 487 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,279 We need to get back to the fort before nightfall. 488 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,720 We take the kid back for medical treatment and then we question him. 489 00:34:53,173 --> 00:34:54,573 Is that understood? 490 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,880 - You all right, Lane? - Yeah. 491 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,960 What's your name? 492 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,799 This lady will take care of you. 493 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,735 - Cala. - He looks about eight. 494 00:35:21,736 --> 00:35:24,199 The bullets he's firing still would have killed you, though, mate. 495 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,559 Well, who knows what kind of shit life he's had up till now? 496 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,359 Just saying, he still would have killed you given half a chance, 497 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,719 - that's all I'm saying. - Best nobody say anything. 498 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,519 How many stitches we looking at, Georgie? 499 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,690 - Oh, try some on your gob, Monk. - I was only asking. 500 00:35:35,715 --> 00:35:37,119 About 18. 501 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,960 I need more gauze. Thank you. 502 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,879 She'll look after you. You're in the best possible hands. 503 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,559 I will look after you, Cala. 504 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,312 He'll be wanting compensation, next. 505 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,680 We'll treat him in the same way 506 00:35:47,705 --> 00:35:49,839 if you have a laceration to your leg, Fingers. 507 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,479 Stitch him up and lock him up. 508 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,559 No, stitch him up, course of antibiotics, 509 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,679 and change the dressing every day, if that's all right with you. 510 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,920 You got told. 511 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,560 _ 512 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,440 Monk, Fingers, get him in the med centre. 513 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,359 You see, the only way we can get them to talk 514 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,799 is to frighten them a bit. 515 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,279 Well, he looked frightened enough. 516 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,559 He needs to be treated before you question him. 517 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,324 Right, guys, choose a bunker and I'll see 518 00:36:39,349 --> 00:36:40,919 what's occurring on the score front. 519 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,439 I fucking swear there's better facilities in Strangeways. 520 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,199 Have you done time, then, have you? 521 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,679 Do time for you, mate. 522 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,199 Right, what were you telling me? 523 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,519 - What? - Oh, very homoerotic. 524 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,440 Yeah, well, you'd know. 525 00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:53,439 Oh, boys, put your dicks away and choose a pit. 526 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,839 Good call, Richards. 527 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,119 Right, I'll be back in five, so get washed up and stop arsing around. 528 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,962 - Boss has already had words. - Sarge. 529 00:36:59,987 --> 00:37:01,300 - Sarge. - Sarge. 530 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,480 Do you mind taking over for me? There you go. 531 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,580 Boss. 532 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,839 There's information they need from him, Lane. 533 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,306 Right, well, we'll need to give him medical attention he needs. 534 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,999 - Well, be careful. - Boss? 535 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,639 He's not some innocent kid there. 536 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,239 He's a child soldier who kills, 537 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,860 and he'd have no qualms about killing you. 538 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:32,160 - Understood. - Lane... 539 00:37:32,553 --> 00:37:34,153 Don't compromise your own safety. 540 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,040 Brains... 541 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,720 Talk to me. 542 00:38:12,382 --> 00:38:13,680 I'm genuinely worried. 543 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,199 I want the old Brains back. 544 00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:21,264 If you're not stable enough for this tour... 545 00:38:21,289 --> 00:38:23,044 It's my... parents. 546 00:38:25,879 --> 00:38:27,359 What's happened? 547 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,354 I'm a grown-up. I shouldn't be reacting like this. 548 00:38:31,355 --> 00:38:33,159 What? Come on. 549 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,959 - I'm a dick... - Brains. 550 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,760 Talk to me. 551 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,039 I got a voice message from them, 552 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,180 just before we left for Nigeria. 553 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,200 They're splitting up. 554 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,382 I mean, everyone's parents split up, don't they? 555 00:38:54,383 --> 00:38:55,817 Why am I being such a dick about it? 556 00:38:55,842 --> 00:38:57,824 - You're not being a dick about it. - I am. 557 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,119 Well, you are a bit. 558 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:08,122 Look, it's traumatic and it's awful. 559 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,860 I completely understand. 560 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,000 - Do you want me to get you home? - No. 561 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,199 No, honestly, that's the last thing I want. 562 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,767 Right, well, you need me not to worry, then. 563 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,240 I can't have you out there with a weapon. 564 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,759 I'm never going to do anything stupid. 565 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,720 You have been a bit stupid, haven't you? 566 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,519 Now I've told you, it feels like... 567 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,479 You've had a weight lifted off your shoulders? 568 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,660 Yeah. 569 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,960 Please let me stay. 570 00:39:43,573 --> 00:39:45,453 I'll discuss it with Captain James. 571 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,279 Won't he just send me home? 572 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,919 I'm a medic. 573 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,180 He'll listen to me. 574 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,599 I'm sorry. 575 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,119 Hey, come on. 576 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,039 Relax. OK? 577 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,180 Come on. 578 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,800 I just... 579 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,400 - I find it hard. - I know. 580 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,040 Everybody thought they were perfect. I thought they were perfect, but... 581 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,600 ...my mum, she... 582 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,400 She wants a new life. 583 00:40:15,826 --> 00:40:17,460 I know how she feels. 584 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,959 Come on. I'm trusting you. 585 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,799 No more daftness. And if you ever feel discombobulated, 586 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,639 you come and talk to me. Yeah? 587 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,039 OK. 588 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,519 I feel about fucking ten. 589 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,399 Right, get on with your duties. 590 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,540 And remember, I'm your mate. 591 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,160 - Thank you. - OK. 592 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,440 - He's not going to escape! - Now he's not. 593 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,520 - What about your men? - They are staying there. 594 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,780 All right, well, I need to check his blood pressure. 595 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,400 Yeah. 596 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,540 We will kill you all. 597 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,799 You are the enemy. 598 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,780 We will kill you or die trying. 599 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,799 - You don't want to die. - It doesn't matter. 600 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,799 My death doesn't matter. Your death is important. 601 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,751 You're a young boy. You should be... 602 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,303 Allah says the best fighters are those who fight at the front. 603 00:41:30,304 --> 00:41:33,079 I don't think Allah wants young boys killing innocent people. 604 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,740 - Who is innocent? - The people that you're killing are. 605 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,039 The Nigerian colonel wants to question you. 606 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,820 If I betray my leaders, I'll be executed, with my hands bound. 607 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,999 Is that what happens in Lampese? 608 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,700 Go there and they will kill you. 609 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:03,820 I'm not afraid of dying either. 610 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:07,860 I know you're from Lampese. 611 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,700 One of the guards said. 612 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,400 Do you know where the girls are? 613 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,399 Lampese. 614 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,620 Here. 615 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,919 On the border of Boko Haram-controlled territory. 616 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,759 The plan was always to go to the outreach clinic, boss. 617 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,920 It's only a mile or two from Lampese. 618 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,240 That's why we're here. 619 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,680 I think, while we're there, we make enquiries about the schoolgirls. 620 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,079 We're here to assist on the outreach project, 621 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,159 not locate the missing schoolgirls, Lane. 622 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,439 Boss, but if we left at first light we can assess the situation in the 623 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,040 town before we get to the outreach project. 624 00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:02,039 Look, if we gather any bit of intel, surely that is a good thing. 625 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,939 We're not going off-piste and risking lives. 626 00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:05,335 We're not going off-piste. 627 00:43:05,336 --> 00:43:07,919 It's a town next to the outreach clinic. 628 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,045 We're going there to hand out flyers saying 629 00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,904 we're doing inoculation for the kids. 630 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,985 We'll do the leaflet drop 631 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:19,264 and then we'll evacuate for the outreach project. 632 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,173 More medicine than the Royal Infirmary. 633 00:43:26,198 --> 00:43:28,544 - Do they really need this lot, Georgie? - Yes. 634 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,639 - Girl power. - You what? 635 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,239 I'm joking. 636 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,780 You had me worried for a sec. 637 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,780 But... 638 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,639 - Go on. - But... 639 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,439 If we could locate these schoolgirls... 640 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,039 What, me and you, like Wonder Women? 641 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,599 I obviously don't mean that, do I? 642 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,959 All right, imagine if it was my sister. 643 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,599 Or you. 644 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,200 Imagine if it was you that got kidnapped 645 00:43:58,225 --> 00:43:59,624 and no-one did anything about it. 646 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,795 If we could somehow find out where they are 647 00:44:03,796 --> 00:44:06,479 and let the chain of command sort out a rescue mission. 648 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,159 - But how? - Well, go into town. 649 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,119 Try and talk to the locals. 650 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,079 Befriend them as we're handing out the flyers. 651 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,520 And, likewise, we can talk to the mothers in the clinic. 652 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,920 Surely one of the must know something. 653 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,439 Yeah, it would be great. Oh, mate, imagine. 654 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,480 Exactly. 655 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,180 Right, guys, on me! 656 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,559 In your pairs, we're going to proceed along this main route through 657 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,479 the village here. Put up notifications about the inoculations, 658 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,959 hand out flyers and then get back to the truck. 659 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,244 - Lids on, boss? - Indeed, Kingy. 660 00:45:16,531 --> 00:45:17,999 You need to stay alert, guys. 661 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,240 Let's get on it. 662 00:45:21,967 --> 00:45:23,967 Somebody here will know where they are. 663 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,420 You OK? 664 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,720 When the girls are taken, we feel powerless. 665 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,759 Maybe they're not important enough to the authorities. 666 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,980 - They are to me. - Yeah, and to me. 667 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,399 My name's Georgie, I'm a medic with the British Army outreach clinic. 668 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,799 We're doing inoculations. 669 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,479 So bring any children under the age of ten, there you go. 670 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,039 And we've got medicine as well for the older girls. 671 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,780 Pregnant girls, girls who might need our help. 672 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,370 Do you get the feeling they are being watched, 673 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:15,284 so they can't say anything? 674 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,620 Something's spooked them. Come on. 675 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,980 Excuse me, we're... We're offering inoculations. 676 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,279 They're too afraid to speak to us, aren't they? 677 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,079 Wouldn't you be? 678 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,213 Probably. 679 00:46:39,238 --> 00:46:43,240 Boss. I'm getting the feeling we've got eyes on us. 680 00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:45,279 Have you seen anything? 681 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,060 No, but I get the feeling they have. 682 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,199 There's something properly weird about round here. 683 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,439 I was expecting to see a pile of corpses. 684 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,519 - I'm pleasantly surprised. - Stop at the estate agents, Fingers, 685 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,399 get yourself a little crib round here. 686 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,879 They got an estate agents? 687 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,799 Get in before the property boom takes off. 688 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,279 Liverpool will still be cheaper than round here, Brains. 689 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,580 You have drugs for sickness? 690 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,119 For pregnant sickness? 691 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,799 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 692 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,079 Where's the girl? Could you bring her to the clinic? 693 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,439 I just need safe drugs for her sickness. 694 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,680 We have got safe drugs. 695 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,780 She knows where they are. 696 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,239 You don't know that, Lane. 697 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,876 Are gut instincts not allowed in the Army? 698 00:48:13,877 --> 00:48:15,091 No. 699 00:48:15,116 --> 00:48:17,599 I don't believe that you'd think like that. 700 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,559 Look, this woman knows where those girls are. 701 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,495 There was a moment of eye contact, she was desperate. 702 00:48:22,496 --> 00:48:24,178 - On gut instinct? - Yeah. 703 00:48:24,203 --> 00:48:26,199 Her gut instincts are not to be sniffed at. 704 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,039 I should know, I shared a dorm with her. 705 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,520 Shut up, Richards. 706 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,359 We should at least go back and try and find this woman. 707 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,360 They want medicine, they come to the outreach project. End of. 708 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,439 We need to go and look for that woman. 709 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,140 - Are you questioning authority now? - Yeah, I am. 710 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,600 Hey, bro. 711 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,780 I'm sorry about being a bit of a twat. 712 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,559 Ah. 713 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,080 Juicy Fruit. 714 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,719 OK, first priority, let's get the children in for their inoculations. 715 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,079 I'll get their details, medical history... 716 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,159 No, no, no, task someone else with that. 717 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,199 Richards, I need you to take all the details of each child inoculated. 718 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,222 I need Adewole outside dealing with people 719 00:49:57,247 --> 00:49:58,679 with other medical conditions. 720 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,880 Is that clear? Right, let's get this place sorted. On there. 721 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,159 You actually think you could win? 722 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,519 Yes. Going to beat you with the biggest goal. 723 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,639 Oh! Right, go on, over there. I'm going to go and speak to my captain, 724 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,760 I'll be back in one minute. OK. It's on. It's on, boys. 725 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,159 Ahem. 726 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,759 Boss. 727 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,800 Boss. What do you reckon? 728 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,700 What? 729 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,679 Troops versus locals. 730 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,839 Good PR exercise, boss, show 'em we care. 731 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,759 May I remind you that you are on duty, Fingers, 732 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,319 you massive cockwomble. 733 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,039 Thank you, sir, you haven't called me that in a very long time. 734 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,435 - Must be love, Fingers. - Come on. 735 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,040 Focus up, guys. 736 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,919 Decent. Banging. 737 00:51:18,006 --> 00:51:20,559 OK. Do you mind just rolling her sleeve up there for me, 738 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,319 just holding it up? 739 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,640 Perfect, thank you. 740 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,079 - Are you going to be a brave girl? - How old is she? 741 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,159 Very, very quick. 742 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,260 There you go. 743 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,679 All done. All done. 744 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,999 Just hold that there for me. 745 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,879 Perfect, thank you. 746 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,679 Good girl! 747 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,040 You're brave, you're very, very brave. 748 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,839 Why have I got to be in goal? 749 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,262 It's always where we put the two-bob tossers. 750 00:51:49,287 --> 00:51:50,864 - No offence. - None taken. 751 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,959 Easy. Hey! 752 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,399 Could have had my eye out, that! 753 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,799 Come on, Rab, sort it out. 754 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,599 Look, we are not losing to this lot. 755 00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,799 We invented football. 756 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,039 - Did we? - Yeah, of course we did. 757 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,079 Bobby Moore? 758 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:08,319 Let's do this. Let's play ball. 759 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,400 Ooh! 760 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,159 It's all right, lads, you relax. 761 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,479 I'll do all the hard work. 762 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,119 It's heart and minds, Lane. 763 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,439 Come on, then, boys, let's go. 764 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,119 There's some of the children that could not make it into the clinic. 765 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,540 I'll send one of the NGOs to collect them. 766 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,280 Well, why don't we just go? 767 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,999 Without the others. 768 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,399 But we can't go alone. 769 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:38,559 All right, on me. 770 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,919 - Get out my way. - I don't know what I'm doing. 771 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,444 Ow! Where's the defence? 772 00:52:45,445 --> 00:52:49,359 Boss, I need to go and pick a couple of infants up who couldn't get in. 773 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,719 - Orphans. - What are you talking about? 774 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,799 Well, we'll only be five minutes. 775 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,096 Can't the NGOs pick them up? 776 00:52:55,121 --> 00:52:57,919 No, because they need to triage before bringing them back. 777 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,280 OK. 778 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,100 Kingy, Rab. 779 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,820 Escorting Lane to pick up some infants. 780 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,160 - Thanks, boss. - Rab. 781 00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,180 Come on, 2 Section! 782 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,600 All the way! All the way, all the way! 783 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,919 Before we pick the kids up, 784 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,839 why don't we have a quick scout around the town for that woman? 785 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,239 She won't be there. 786 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,359 We don't know. 787 00:53:55,384 --> 00:53:56,959 And you don't know that she will be there. 788 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,092 If we don't look, we'll never know, will we? 789 00:53:59,117 --> 00:54:00,275 Yeah, and if we don't go 790 00:54:00,276 --> 00:54:02,343 and look we won't be getting ourselves into any bother. 791 00:54:02,344 --> 00:54:04,239 We're not going to get ourselves into any bother, 792 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,119 - we're trying to help. - I can't believe all of a sudden I'm the 793 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,639 - grown-up. - Yeah, exactly. 794 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,856 - What?! - We'll go to the town, 795 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:15,240 look for the woman and we'll be straight back to pick the kids up. Agreed? 796 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,180 Isn't that that tosser from the market? 797 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,820 Yeah, I think so. 798 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,760 Let's do this. Come on, 2 Section! 799 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,080 - Come on. - Right, let's go! 800 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,599 Yes, yes, yes! 801 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,719 Ah! 802 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,640 Come on! 803 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,519 Kingy, there's an RTA up ahead! 804 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,820 Right, let's get eyes on, see what's happened. 805 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,359 Help! Help! 806 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,520 Help! 807 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,160 All the way round! 808 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:46,920 Come on! 809 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,904 Move! 810 00:56:34,905 --> 00:56:36,340 Adewole! 811 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,959 The abandoned vehicle was discovered here. 812 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,079 Way off where they were supposed to be. 813 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,439 What is he supposed to have done? 814 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,199 - He's a medic! - British Army is not a religion. 815 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,079 That's not like being Muslim. 816 00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:59,999 Get the vest off, get the vest off! 817 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,319 Take cover! 818 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,600 Take cover! 819 00:57:13,322 --> 00:57:19,382 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com