1 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,238 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 2 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:21,721 _ 3 00:01:59,055 --> 00:02:00,993 You alright? 4 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:04,329 Robert, darling. 5 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:07,465 Let's say hello later. We need to go to the airport, 6 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:09,467 pick up Granny Kettle. 7 00:02:10,204 --> 00:02:13,302 - Daddy! Daddy! - Fucking hell! 8 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:15,571 - Patrick! - I wanna go horse-riding, 9 00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:16,841 I wanna go horse-riding! 10 00:02:16,843 --> 00:02:19,255 Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Thomas. 11 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:20,912 Oh, okay. 12 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:24,181 Oh, I was only just dropping off. 13 00:02:24,183 --> 00:02:25,750 I've been awake half the night. 14 00:02:25,752 --> 00:02:28,146 And now it's time to get up. 15 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,939 I thought we were on holiday? 16 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:36,012 So did I. But we've been up since five, haven't we, Thomas? 17 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:37,460 Right. 18 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:40,025 We're off to the airport to fetch my mother. 19 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:43,029 Mm. Don't rush back. 20 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,637 Well, there's lots to do. 21 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:48,146 Open all the windows, air the place. 22 00:02:48,149 --> 00:02:51,354 And you ought to finish the unpacking. That'd be helpful. 23 00:02:51,357 --> 00:02:52,821 Thomas. 24 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:55,985 Robert, airport! 25 00:02:56,063 --> 00:02:58,063 Robert, airport! 26 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:12,732 Yeah! 27 00:03:35,712 --> 00:03:38,170 - Seamus. - Patrick! 28 00:03:38,173 --> 00:03:40,365 I thought I heard your car last night. 29 00:03:40,368 --> 00:03:42,248 Welcome back. 30 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:44,557 Eleanor cannot wait to see you. 31 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,560 Oh, sorry, this is Kevin. 32 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:48,964 - Annette. - Hey, Patrick. 33 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,607 We were just discussing how wonderful your mother is, 34 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:55,094 to let the Foundation make use of your beautiful home. 35 00:03:55,097 --> 00:03:57,435 Amazing woman. She's helped so many people to connect. 36 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,670 - With what? - With other realities. 37 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,798 Yes. Well, meanwhile, back in this one, 38 00:04:01,801 --> 00:04:04,107 I opened my wardrobe this morning to find so many copies 39 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:07,194 of Way Of The Soul, they were getting in the way of the shoes. 40 00:04:07,197 --> 00:04:09,263 "Way of the shoes." Genius. 41 00:04:09,266 --> 00:04:10,885 It's actually a better title: 42 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:12,927 reminding us to keep our feet on the ground. 43 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:15,289 Do you think these signs of institutional life 44 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,725 could be removed when we're here on holiday? 45 00:04:17,727 --> 00:04:19,860 In August, this is our family home. 46 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:21,391 Of course. I apologize. 47 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:24,185 These leaflets on reiki workshops and healing circles 48 00:04:24,188 --> 00:04:25,500 are entirely lost on us. 49 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,370 And this board, while an attractive cork, 50 00:04:27,373 --> 00:04:28,740 is yours, not ours. 51 00:04:28,743 --> 00:04:30,704 I'll take it to my cottage. 52 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:33,707 - You mean my mother's cottage? - Where she lets me stay. 53 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,921 For how long? I thought you were going back to Ireland. 54 00:04:37,924 --> 00:04:40,057 No, I'm here for the whole summer. 55 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,659 You won't even know I'm here. 56 00:05:10,255 --> 00:05:12,288 Monsieur Melrose? 57 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:15,454 Bonjour, Claudine. Comment Va ma mère? 58 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,984 Si vous voulez la voir, Elle vous attend. 59 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,343 I want you to know that... 60 00:05:37,346 --> 00:05:39,346 I'm very unhappy... 61 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,675 at not... 62 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,678 being able to communic... 63 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,647 Yes. 64 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,758 - That must be horrible. - Yes. 65 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:55,419 Horrible. 66 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,305 Yes. 67 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:00,631 But I am brave. 68 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:11,496 Er... the others are at the airport picking up Mary's mother. 69 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:13,202 They're all very keen to see you. 70 00:06:13,205 --> 00:06:15,105 Only when you feel up to it, of course. 71 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:19,876 And Thomas has grown, as you'd... expect. 72 00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:22,378 Are they Er... 73 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,766 - Thomas... - What's this? 74 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,769 ...is like me. 75 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,941 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to... 76 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:43,204 Good flight, Kettle? 77 00:06:43,207 --> 00:06:45,700 Hello, Patrick. No, hideous. 78 00:06:45,703 --> 00:06:47,751 There was an awful woman next to me who 79 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:49,233 was terrifically proud of her breasts 80 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:50,930 and kept sticking them in her child's face. 81 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:52,700 It's called breastfeeding. 82 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,446 Thank you, darling. 83 00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:57,317 I know it's all the rage but when I was having children 84 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,302 the clever woman was the one who went to the party 85 00:06:59,305 --> 00:07:00,818 looking as if she'd never been pregnant, 86 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,787 not the one with her breasts sticking out. 87 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,369 - Daddy, I'm coming! - At least not for breastfeeding. 88 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:07,290 Robert, will you show Granny to her room? 89 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:11,986 Patrick? 90 00:07:21,145 --> 00:07:23,178 Goodness, you're drinking. 91 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,107 Temporary measure. 92 00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:27,142 It's been a while. 93 00:07:27,144 --> 00:07:29,217 She's really outdone herself this time. 94 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,164 From the solicitor's, care of my mother, 95 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,498 if "care" is the right word. 96 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:33,883 I've been disinherited. 97 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:36,083 What? 98 00:07:36,086 --> 00:07:38,418 She's signing the house over to this joke charity. 99 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:40,021 Nothing to us, nothing to our children. 100 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:41,064 Patrick, that's awful... 101 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:43,045 Oh, and she wants me to check for loopholes, 102 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:44,991 make sure the whole thing runs smoothly. 103 00:07:44,994 --> 00:07:46,458 It's not enough to be disinherited, 104 00:07:46,461 --> 00:07:48,772 she wants me to chip in with the paperwork! 105 00:07:48,775 --> 00:07:50,775 - Did she say why? - Took her half the morning, 106 00:07:50,778 --> 00:07:53,853 but apparently she wants "to do good". 107 00:07:53,856 --> 00:07:56,437 She wants to help people. Anyone, really, 108 00:07:56,439 --> 00:07:58,603 just as long as they're not fucking related to her! 109 00:07:58,606 --> 00:08:02,088 - Not so loud. - She seeks "closure" and "my validation". 110 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:03,844 That bastard Seamus might as well be 111 00:08:03,846 --> 00:08:05,363 whispering in her fucking ear! 112 00:08:05,366 --> 00:08:07,533 - Darling, you're ranting. - I have to rant! 113 00:08:07,536 --> 00:08:09,449 She was always a lousy mother. 114 00:08:09,451 --> 00:08:12,419 But I hoped she might take a holiday from that towards the end of her life, 115 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:16,135 feel that she'd achieved enough by way of betrayal and neglect 116 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:18,174 and that now it was time for her to take a break 117 00:08:18,177 --> 00:08:19,892 and play with her grandchildren. 118 00:08:19,894 --> 00:08:21,394 You know what frightens me the most 119 00:08:21,396 --> 00:08:24,296 is how much I loathe her! 120 00:08:24,299 --> 00:08:27,885 When I read the letter, I tried to loosen my collar so I could breathe 121 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:29,402 and I realized it wasn't my collar, 122 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:32,642 it was actually a noose tightening around my neck. 123 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,150 A noose of loathing! 124 00:08:34,153 --> 00:08:37,322 She's not going to change now. She's a frightened woman... 125 00:08:37,325 --> 00:08:39,680 I know! I know. 126 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:41,783 What do I loathe, then? 127 00:08:41,786 --> 00:08:43,449 I loathe... 128 00:08:43,451 --> 00:08:48,087 the poison dripping down from generation to generation. 129 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,959 And I'd rather die than inflict the same thing on our children. 130 00:08:55,678 --> 00:08:58,372 That won't happen. 131 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:01,482 Not if we don't let it. 132 00:09:04,171 --> 00:09:07,338 But please don't drink. 133 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,708 For us. 134 00:09:59,358 --> 00:10:02,127 She's giving it all away? 135 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:04,802 To the charity, yes. 136 00:10:06,142 --> 00:10:08,243 Strange kind of charity. 137 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:16,380 Robert. Go and say hello. 138 00:10:20,943 --> 00:10:22,674 I'm only telling you in case... 139 00:10:22,677 --> 00:10:24,728 - Patrick! - ...Patrick seems a little off. 140 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:26,348 So he should be! 141 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,685 It's so lovely here. 142 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,719 - You found it. - Yes. 143 00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:32,655 Oh, it's good to be here. 144 00:10:32,657 --> 00:10:33,814 Who's this now? 145 00:10:33,817 --> 00:10:36,262 I told you, it's Patrick's friend Julia. 146 00:10:36,265 --> 00:10:37,559 Lucy's her daughter. 147 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:41,028 He certainly seems pleased to see her. 148 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,531 Hello, Mary! 149 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,533 He's just being nice. 150 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,716 She's been having a hard time. 151 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:53,908 But can't you fight it? You're a barrister, for Christ's sake! 152 00:10:53,911 --> 00:10:56,544 She may be an unmaternal idiot but it's her money. 153 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:59,427 If she wants to burn the last of it on a New Age hotel, 154 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,567 there's nothing I can do to stop her. 155 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:06,486 Well, can't you pretend to be a shaman and keep the place? 156 00:11:06,489 --> 00:11:08,848 Sadly, I'm one of the few people on earth 157 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:11,191 that has absolutely no healing powers. 158 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,364 Why aren't you two playing with each other? 159 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,403 Play. 160 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:21,548 Play! 161 00:11:22,955 --> 00:11:25,623 Besides, I find it difficult enough looking after my family, 162 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:27,192 let alone saving the world. 163 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:32,330 I think looking after your children 164 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,247 can be another way of giving up. 165 00:11:37,257 --> 00:11:39,559 Well, they become the whole ones, 166 00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:42,298 the well ones, the ones who don't drink too much, 167 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,334 get divorced, 168 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,337 become mentally ill. 169 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:51,122 You spend so much time guarding them 170 00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,056 against decay and depression 171 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:56,400 that you end up decayed and depressed. 172 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,507 Sorry. 173 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:05,277 I'm a bit down. 174 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:10,750 Since the divorce, I get these terrible moments of vertigo, 175 00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:12,763 like I don't exist. 176 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,852 I get that. 177 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,756 At your age? I think that's very pretentious. 178 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:19,792 It's true. 179 00:12:19,794 --> 00:12:22,968 But it doesn't stop you being a happy child, does it? 180 00:12:22,971 --> 00:12:25,038 Sometimes. 181 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,940 When it's happening. 182 00:12:33,138 --> 00:12:35,138 You're doing a wonderful job. 183 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:38,692 Hello, there. 184 00:12:38,695 --> 00:12:41,646 Oh, Christ, it's the landlord. 185 00:12:41,648 --> 00:12:43,682 You don't like Julia very much. 186 00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:45,350 Robert! 187 00:12:45,352 --> 00:12:47,385 I do like her. 188 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:51,332 But whereas clever people are just thinking out loud, 189 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,648 Julia's thinking about what she sounds like. 190 00:12:56,262 --> 00:12:58,830 I shouldn't have said that. 191 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,367 Don't repeat it. 192 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:06,664 Are you a healer yourself? 193 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,206 Yes, Seamus, who have you healed? 194 00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:12,817 Well, I actually worked in a nursing home for many years, 195 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:15,520 washing patients covered in their own feces, 196 00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:17,825 spoon-feeding old people who couldn't feed themselves, 197 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:18,756 that sort of thing. 198 00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:21,036 And, do you know what? I'm grateful for it, Julia. 199 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,135 It's kept me grounded. 200 00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:23,427 What a shame you didn't stick to that. 201 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,823 You might have actually done some tangible good. 202 00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,731 Patrick likes to keep me grounded too. 203 00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:30,531 But I think we do tangible good here, 204 00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:31,761 with the courses we run. 205 00:13:31,763 --> 00:13:35,648 We bring inner-city kids here and they love it. 206 00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,685 The meditation, the drumming. 207 00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:39,242 They... They say to me... 208 00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:41,904 "Seamus, this is incredible! 209 00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:43,706 It's like tripping without the drugs." 210 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,641 Do we need a charity for tripping? 211 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:47,344 With all the ills in the world, 212 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:49,379 it seems a rather wild hole to plug. 213 00:13:49,381 --> 00:13:50,913 Can't you just give them acid? 214 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,622 You can tell he's a barrister. 215 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,130 I'm all for people having hobbies. 216 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,419 Can't they do it in the comfort of their own homes? 217 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,106 Sadly, Patrick, some homes are not that comfortable. 218 00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:00,623 No. 219 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,224 I know the feeling. 220 00:14:03,984 --> 00:14:05,761 Well, Julia... 221 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,396 Fascinating. 222 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,398 Mon pleasure. 223 00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:13,834 Seamus? 224 00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:15,271 Patrick? 225 00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,599 This gift of Eleanor's about the house. 226 00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,841 - Yeah, she mentioned that. - I'm looking into it. 227 00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:22,744 Don't go picking out the wallpaper just yet. 228 00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:28,219 I hesitate to mention this. 229 00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,942 Please keep on hesitating. 230 00:15:29,945 --> 00:15:33,044 But this idea of yours to sign the house over 231 00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:35,247 to the Foundation... 232 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,478 I've looked over the paperwork and I have to point out 233 00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:39,461 - it leaves you very exposed. - I really... 234 00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:43,321 Of course you must do as you wish but your store of capital... 235 00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:45,358 - No, please... No. - ...won't pay for much more... 236 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,867 - I... - ...care. 237 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:49,380 We could go broke very quickly. 238 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,263 Patrick is only trying to help. 239 00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:53,359 - You can do what you want. - Yes. 240 00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:56,200 If you could just loan the house for the time being... 241 00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:58,371 - I really do object! - ...and decide... 242 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:08,587 It's okay. 243 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,850 Well, we'll leave you. 244 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:14,853 You must be tired. 245 00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:18,556 Sorry if I upset you. 246 00:16:31,471 --> 00:16:35,339 Please don't... leave me. 247 00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:50,338 I want to go away. 248 00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:53,957 What do you mean? 249 00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:55,959 Leave here. 250 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,433 Yes. 251 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:13,411 What can drive a man mad is being forced to have the emotion 252 00:17:13,414 --> 00:17:16,060 he's being forbidden to have at the same time. 253 00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:18,356 The treachery makes me feel furious 254 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,449 and now I'm being forced to feel pity. 255 00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:25,454 Well, I'm a simple sort of man and I remain fucking angry! 256 00:17:25,457 --> 00:17:27,890 Robert, everyone's by the pool. Go and join them. 257 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,434 I don't think it's kind to turn Robert against his grandmother. 258 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,635 In a beauty contest 259 00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:41,664 between her only child and a complete stranger, 260 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,477 my mother chose the stranger. 261 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,242 And you're right to feel betrayed 262 00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:47,880 - but Robert has his own... - No, we've all been lied to. 263 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,180 Whatever happened in the past, 264 00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:51,883 at least we had somewhere we all felt at home. 265 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:54,286 And now all those little concessions to family feeling 266 00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,165 are being tossed away to be replaced 267 00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:58,402 by the trademark family malice and spite. 268 00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:00,320 - Well, that's not inevitable! - Isn't it? 269 00:18:00,323 --> 00:18:02,156 Not necessarily! Please. 270 00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:06,063 Spend time with the children. 271 00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:08,955 That's why we're here. 272 00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,574 Right, who wants to play in the pool? 273 00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,560 - Robert? - I'm reading. 274 00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:25,363 Oh, come on, let's play! 275 00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,366 That's why we're here. 276 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,451 Julia? 277 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,553 No? Lucy? No? 278 00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:34,588 - No, thanks. - Didn't ask you. 279 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,624 - Come on. - Dad! 280 00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,692 Stop being silly! 281 00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,586 - Oh, come on, Robert. - Stop! 282 00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:42,929 - Don't be a bore. - Stop! I'm serious, stop! 283 00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:58,779 - I knew this would happen. - Oh, for God's sake, Kettle. 284 00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:00,346 Oh, I'm sure he's fine. 285 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,482 Of course he's fine. You're fine, aren't you, Robert? 286 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:04,884 - Yes, I'm fine. - There, you see, he's fine. 287 00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:08,688 It's just a game, a bit of fun. 288 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:29,060 That looks like fun. 289 00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:31,528 No, not fun. Necessity, I'm afraid. 290 00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:33,362 Want one? 291 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:36,847 - I've got my own. - Of course you do. 292 00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,114 But if you're offering. How long? 293 00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:40,586 Four years. 294 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:43,922 I thought you were only meant to take it for 30 days. 295 00:19:43,924 --> 00:19:45,974 Oh, I definitely have a problem. 296 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,661 Namely that they're not strong enough. 297 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,853 I get all the side effects: memory loss, dehydration, 298 00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:54,516 nightmarish withdrawals. Everything except the sleep. 299 00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:00,518 Strange to think we used to do this for fun. 300 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,531 Remember taking acid in Greece? 301 00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,161 I remember where you stashed it. 302 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,083 Yes, sorry about that. 303 00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:09,079 I didn't mind. 304 00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:15,385 But let's not get nostalgic. 305 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,138 Another pleasure denied. 306 00:20:20,141 --> 00:20:23,481 Whenever I get nostalgic, I force myself to remember 307 00:20:23,484 --> 00:20:25,031 what youth was actually like. 308 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,900 It was awful. 309 00:20:26,903 --> 00:20:29,766 The trouble is, all I remember is the sex. 310 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:34,537 A great abundance of sex and a sense of potential 311 00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:37,507 instead of an absence of sex and a sense of waste. 312 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:44,234 Christ, I'm gonna need 40 milligrams tonight. 313 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:49,152 Perhaps... 314 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,180 Perhaps we shouldn't be having this conversation. 315 00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:58,844 Perhaps not. 316 00:21:28,859 --> 00:21:30,827 Oh, my darling. 317 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,617 So sorry to wake you. 318 00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:38,526 What time is it? 319 00:21:40,823 --> 00:21:42,489 It's very early. 320 00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:45,429 Are we going now? 321 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:49,778 Shall I pack my bag? 322 00:21:49,781 --> 00:21:52,146 Oh, my darling. 323 00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:55,778 I have to go without you. 324 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,685 You can't. 325 00:21:57,687 --> 00:22:00,711 - Darling, please understand. - I want to come. 326 00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:03,594 You have to stay here with your father just for a short while. 327 00:22:03,597 --> 00:22:05,975 - I want to come. - And then when I've spoken to the lawyers... 328 00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:07,794 - No, please... - Patrick. 329 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:09,586 Listen to me. 330 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,536 This is very important. 331 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:15,602 But I've got to do this properly, yes? 332 00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:18,238 In exactly the right way. 333 00:22:18,241 --> 00:22:21,608 And then I can come back and get you. 334 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,610 Then we can be together. 335 00:22:27,015 --> 00:22:29,082 Patrick. 336 00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:31,084 Do you understand? 337 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:18,906 - Daddy. - Hello. 338 00:23:18,909 --> 00:23:21,055 Hello. 339 00:23:21,058 --> 00:23:23,091 What are you doing? 340 00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,270 Oh, Thomas has pushed me out of bed again. 341 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,544 So I thought I'd go and sleep in his room. 342 00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:32,144 But that's Julia's room. 343 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,346 Yes. 344 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:38,200 Erm... I was just checking to see if she was... 345 00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:41,617 Oh, poor Thomas. 346 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,189 Well, I better... You must... 347 00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:48,177 Night. 348 00:25:05,658 --> 00:25:08,133 Robert? Lunch! 349 00:25:12,203 --> 00:25:14,359 There. 350 00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:19,754 I must say, having you both here at the same time 351 00:25:19,757 --> 00:25:21,757 is like a dream. 352 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,217 Like... 353 00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:25,819 a... 354 00:25:27,797 --> 00:25:29,747 - dream. - My dear. 355 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,403 So nice to see you out. How are you? 356 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,295 Very... 357 00:25:36,831 --> 00:25:38,516 Well, I'll leave you two to chat. 358 00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:41,134 Uh... Thomas, don't play with the wine. 359 00:25:41,136 --> 00:25:43,170 That's for grown-ups. 360 00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:45,205 It certainly is. 361 00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,513 Oh, is that the answer? 362 00:25:46,516 --> 00:25:49,276 - We'll find out, won't we? - I'm sure we will. 363 00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:52,883 I was going to buy Thomas some child reins for his birthday 364 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,347 but apparently they're out of fashion. 365 00:25:54,349 --> 00:25:56,508 I'm not putting my child in a harness. 366 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:59,185 Really? Nanny used to swear by them. 367 00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:01,588 - And I used to swear at them. - You didn't, actually, 368 00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:03,523 because swearing was not allowed. 369 00:26:03,525 --> 00:26:04,591 Unlike some households. 370 00:26:04,593 --> 00:26:06,508 Which of our mothers is worst, do you think? 371 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:09,177 I realize the disinheritance thing gives Eleanor the edge 372 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:10,906 but yours is really putting in the work. 373 00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:12,531 At least eat something first. 374 00:26:12,534 --> 00:26:14,260 Anyone who thinks a week is a long time 375 00:26:14,263 --> 00:26:15,856 in politics should have her to stay. 376 00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:17,942 A week's a fucking eternity. 377 00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:20,797 I don't know how you cope without a nanny, Mary. 378 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,645 I don't know how I'd cope with one. 379 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:25,313 I've always wanted to look after the children myself. 380 00:26:25,316 --> 00:26:27,945 Yes, motherhood takes some people that way. 381 00:26:27,948 --> 00:26:31,117 It didn't in my case but then I was quite young when I had Lucy. 382 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,575 I think you can be too nice to children. 383 00:26:33,578 --> 00:26:36,805 If you want them to grow up to be corporate lawyers or chief executives, 384 00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:40,231 no use filling their head with ideas of trust and truth-telling 385 00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:41,593 and reliability. 386 00:26:41,596 --> 00:26:44,828 They won't be able to compete in the real world. 387 00:26:44,831 --> 00:26:47,099 - Hear, hear! - Hello, there. 388 00:26:47,102 --> 00:26:48,600 Oh, Christ. 389 00:26:49,637 --> 00:26:51,906 I was gonna call by and see Eleanor. 390 00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:53,859 But here she is now. 391 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,239 - Hello. - Seamus, please sit here. 392 00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:57,685 Join us for lunch. 393 00:26:57,688 --> 00:26:59,344 Oh, no, no, no, no. 394 00:26:59,346 --> 00:27:01,773 I wouldn't want to intrude on a family affair. 395 00:27:03,751 --> 00:27:06,084 Well, maybe just for a moment or two. 396 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:09,700 - Patrick says you're a writer. - Did I? 397 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:12,474 I've sometimes thought myself about writing a book. 398 00:27:12,477 --> 00:27:15,195 I've got so many ideas but it's putting them down on paper. 399 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,361 It can do your head in. 400 00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:19,914 I've done a beginning, several beginnings. 401 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:22,098 But maybe it's all just beginnings. 402 00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,127 - Do you know what I mean? - I do. 403 00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:26,263 She's doing this on purpose now just to annoy us. 404 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:27,703 We won't give her the satisfaction. 405 00:27:27,706 --> 00:27:29,977 It all sounds absolutely fascinating. 406 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,489 Join us. I'll sign you up for a session. 407 00:27:32,492 --> 00:27:35,724 D'you know? Perhaps I will. 408 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:37,966 Patrick? 409 00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:40,083 I'm going to do a workshop. 410 00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:41,328 Yes, you should. 411 00:27:41,331 --> 00:27:43,770 It's the only way you'll get to see the house in the cherry season. 412 00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:47,950 Oh, the cherries! Now, they are something. 413 00:27:47,953 --> 00:27:51,302 Me and Eleanor always have this little ritual 414 00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:53,663 we do around the cherries, don't we, Eleanor? 415 00:27:53,665 --> 00:27:56,032 - Yes. - The fruits of life, you know. 416 00:27:56,034 --> 00:27:57,656 It sounds very profound. 417 00:27:57,659 --> 00:27:59,013 Do they taste any better than if 418 00:27:59,016 --> 00:28:01,461 they were simply the fruits of the cherry tree? 419 00:28:01,464 --> 00:28:03,813 Ch... Ch... Cherries. 420 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,013 - I'll bring you some. - What a handsome rent! 421 00:28:06,016 --> 00:28:08,492 - No... - A simple bowl of cherries for all of this. 422 00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:10,372 - No... - Talk about luck of the Irish. 423 00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:11,992 - No... - Enough! 424 00:28:11,995 --> 00:28:13,602 - ...rent! - Rob... 425 00:28:15,587 --> 00:28:17,220 No. 426 00:28:17,223 --> 00:28:19,036 I'll go. 427 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,298 It's my fault. 428 00:28:33,414 --> 00:28:36,238 I'm not giving you much of a holiday, am I? 429 00:28:37,441 --> 00:28:40,447 Must try harder. 430 00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:42,856 Is Granny really giving it all away? 431 00:28:44,213 --> 00:28:46,247 That's what she wants to do. 432 00:28:48,651 --> 00:28:50,317 We love it here. 433 00:28:50,319 --> 00:28:52,486 I know, but it's hers not ours. 434 00:28:52,488 --> 00:28:55,340 She's always been pathologically generous. 435 00:28:55,343 --> 00:28:58,111 And if she was giving it to the blind or the homeless 436 00:28:58,114 --> 00:29:01,228 or medical research or victims of torture, 437 00:29:01,231 --> 00:29:05,330 we'd be... not delighted but we'd understand. 438 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,001 But... she's giving it to Seamus? 439 00:29:08,822 --> 00:29:11,168 To the Foundation. 440 00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:14,246 So, yes, to Seamus. 441 00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,332 Do you loathe her? 442 00:29:22,478 --> 00:29:23,911 Of course not. 443 00:29:23,914 --> 00:29:25,914 And you mustn't either. 444 00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:29,187 Well, this is a touching scene. 445 00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:34,033 Mary wants you back before Seamus seduces Kettle. 446 00:29:34,036 --> 00:29:36,673 He's trying to get Mary disinherited as well? 447 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,431 We'll have to kill him after all. 448 00:29:38,434 --> 00:29:40,707 If we kill Seamus, do we keep the house? 449 00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:42,009 Sadly not. 450 00:29:42,012 --> 00:29:45,829 More efficient to kill Kettle before she changes her will. 451 00:29:45,832 --> 00:29:50,441 You're right! I let emotion cloud my judgment. 452 00:29:50,444 --> 00:29:52,477 I'm going to read my book. 453 00:30:03,606 --> 00:30:06,357 I suppose I should be more careful. 454 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:08,043 About what? 455 00:30:09,362 --> 00:30:12,926 I've tried so hard not to pass on the malice and resentment, 456 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:16,501 give them a different sort of childhood. 457 00:30:18,486 --> 00:30:20,486 But they're just fresh mistakes. 458 00:30:21,439 --> 00:30:23,439 And Robert notices everything. 459 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,347 He caught me outside your room last night. 460 00:30:31,937 --> 00:30:34,121 What were you doing outside my room? 461 00:30:35,822 --> 00:30:37,888 I thought I'd come and see you. 462 00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:41,757 Would you have been pleased? 463 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:52,551 Maybe next time. 464 00:30:54,873 --> 00:30:56,939 There's going to be a next time? 465 00:30:58,114 --> 00:31:00,377 Well, you're bored and lonely. 466 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,621 I'm bored and lonely. 467 00:31:02,624 --> 00:31:05,025 That's a terrifying amount of boredom and loneliness 468 00:31:05,028 --> 00:31:06,551 in one room. 469 00:31:06,554 --> 00:31:08,817 Maybe they'll cancel each other out, 470 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,512 like electrical charges. 471 00:31:10,515 --> 00:31:13,309 Well, we should conduct an experiment. 472 00:31:14,592 --> 00:31:16,658 In controlled conditions. 473 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:18,327 See if we eliminate boredom 474 00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:20,829 or achieve an overload of loneliness. 475 00:31:38,516 --> 00:31:40,516 We should go back. 476 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,386 Or people will think we're having an affair. 477 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:06,161 I'm almost too scared to ask. 478 00:32:07,276 --> 00:32:10,814 I'm cheering myself up. This is by Boudin. 479 00:32:10,817 --> 00:32:13,481 Sell this, and we might just be able to afford 480 00:32:13,483 --> 00:32:15,426 a second bedroom in Queen's Park. 481 00:32:15,429 --> 00:32:17,495 A normal child-sized bedroom 482 00:32:17,498 --> 00:32:19,665 rather than a converted broom cupboard. 483 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,422 You can't steal from her. 484 00:32:21,424 --> 00:32:23,134 Not from her, from him. 485 00:32:23,137 --> 00:32:25,525 If he's getting the house then I can certainly keep 486 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,156 the fucking Boudin. 487 00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:28,993 Pass me that other screwdriver, will you? 488 00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:30,931 You can't keep this up. 489 00:32:30,933 --> 00:32:33,533 At some point, you have to let it all go. 490 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:36,536 - Bit late for that. - I don't mean the house. 491 00:32:40,843 --> 00:32:42,911 Do you want to come up to bed with me? 492 00:32:42,914 --> 00:32:45,376 Let's not introduce exciting words like "want". 493 00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:49,001 We both know that Thomas will claim my place. 494 00:32:49,004 --> 00:32:51,050 I'll sleep down here. 495 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,333 Pass the screwdriver, will you? 496 00:32:54,336 --> 00:32:55,836 Screwdriver? 497 00:33:22,026 --> 00:33:23,525 Mind if I come in? 498 00:33:36,363 --> 00:33:38,363 When's your flight? 499 00:33:41,034 --> 00:33:43,034 I have to leave by nine. 500 00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:48,887 - Our timing... - Has never been good. 501 00:34:02,821 --> 00:34:05,423 I should go before Thomas wakes up. 502 00:34:05,425 --> 00:34:07,458 Patrick... 503 00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:09,527 Summer fling. 504 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,640 Yes? 505 00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:15,887 Summer fling. 506 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,504 Well, thank you for having us. 507 00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:25,871 We'll speak on the phone. 508 00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:28,908 - When you get a chance. - It won't be the same. 509 00:34:28,911 --> 00:34:31,346 No, it won't. Bye. 510 00:34:31,349 --> 00:34:33,083 Bye. 511 00:34:33,085 --> 00:34:36,426 Oh, dear. I wanted to say goodbye to Seamus. 512 00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:38,460 Send him my love, won't you? 513 00:34:38,463 --> 00:34:41,164 It'll be strange to be here without you, Patrick. 514 00:34:42,026 --> 00:34:44,127 Oh, is this your car? 515 00:34:44,129 --> 00:34:46,128 - Very small. - Yes. 516 00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:49,966 Right, come on, let's go. Buckle up, Lucy. 517 00:34:57,842 --> 00:34:59,842 Just us, thank God. 518 00:35:01,946 --> 00:35:03,778 And now we can have fun. 519 00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:30,505 It's the right thing to do. 520 00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:32,895 I'm sure it is. 521 00:35:35,606 --> 00:35:37,345 Also, it's a fake. 522 00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:39,147 I spoke to a man at Sotheby's. 523 00:35:39,149 --> 00:35:41,015 You can tell by the waves, apparently. 524 00:35:41,017 --> 00:35:44,981 So Seamus isn't the first man to bamboozle her. 525 00:35:44,984 --> 00:35:47,739 Some art dealer in Paris 526 00:35:47,742 --> 00:35:51,158 achieved that facile trick 40 years ago. 527 00:35:51,161 --> 00:35:53,631 - Well, let's not tell Seamus. - Certainly not. 528 00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:56,664 Just picture his face when he finds out. 529 00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:58,978 Oh, there go the flotation tanks! 530 00:36:04,006 --> 00:36:06,657 I need to let all this go. 531 00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:11,344 When you've talked about the things that have happened here, 532 00:36:14,249 --> 00:36:16,400 won't it help to move on? 533 00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:18,918 Perhaps. 534 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:26,196 If I didn't have my mother's protection... 535 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,430 at least I had the protection of this place. 536 00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:36,690 Now that's being taken away too, I fear I might go mad. 537 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:41,108 At the same time, part of me 538 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,298 can't wait to get rid of the fucking place. 539 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,244 Let's go back to London. 540 00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:51,100 Or somewhere else. 541 00:36:51,103 --> 00:36:53,652 After this holiday, we need a holiday. 542 00:36:56,624 --> 00:36:58,623 Where would we go? 543 00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:06,439 - Bonjour, monsieur. - Bonjour. 544 00:37:42,735 --> 00:37:44,353 C'est fini. 545 00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:07,323 I'm sure there's a good reason. 546 00:38:20,379 --> 00:38:23,415 - It was such a big fight. - Ah, hello there. 547 00:38:23,418 --> 00:38:26,618 We're back. It's Patrick, isn't it? 548 00:38:26,621 --> 00:38:29,279 - Kevin. Annette. - We're making tea. 549 00:38:29,282 --> 00:38:31,113 I don't understand. 550 00:38:31,115 --> 00:38:33,683 Oh, did Seamus not talk to you? 551 00:38:33,685 --> 00:38:36,025 He said there might be a spare room. 552 00:38:40,457 --> 00:38:42,524 Seamus! 553 00:38:42,526 --> 00:38:44,665 I don't mean to disturb your hard work. 554 00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:48,420 Not at all. Please, here. Be my guest. 555 00:38:48,423 --> 00:38:50,486 Is that what I am now, your guest? 556 00:38:50,489 --> 00:38:52,827 Or are you rather our guest until we leave, 557 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,634 because we're not prepared to have you 558 00:38:54,637 --> 00:38:56,170 billet your sidekicks with us. 559 00:38:56,172 --> 00:38:58,603 I merely thought, given that you've so much space, 560 00:38:58,606 --> 00:38:59,904 you could accommodate my guests. 561 00:38:59,907 --> 00:39:03,061 The terms of my mother's gift are absolutely clear. 562 00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:06,389 "Terms" is a very legalistic way of putting it. 563 00:39:06,392 --> 00:39:09,006 There's nothing in writing about the Foundation 564 00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:12,063 providing you or your family with a free holiday. 565 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:13,265 Look, Robert, go back to the house! 566 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,213 I have genuine sympathy for the trouble you're having... 567 00:39:15,215 --> 00:39:17,248 We're not talking about the trouble I'm having. 568 00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,905 We're talking about the trouble that you're having. 569 00:39:18,907 --> 00:39:20,026 They're inseparable. 570 00:39:20,028 --> 00:39:21,995 Everything seems inseparable to a moron! 571 00:39:21,997 --> 00:39:23,611 Oh, let's all calm down, shall we? 572 00:39:23,614 --> 00:39:25,595 My wife's your great defender, Seamus. 573 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:28,934 My theory is that you're a bad man pretending to be an idiot, 574 00:39:28,937 --> 00:39:30,570 whereas she thinks you're merely an idiot. 575 00:39:30,572 --> 00:39:32,072 If we could stay on the subject... 576 00:39:32,074 --> 00:39:34,772 Perhaps the community should hold a meeting 577 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:38,275 - and Kevin and Annette... - We're not part of your fucking community! 578 00:39:38,278 --> 00:39:41,346 If you don't want to be part of it, then maybe you should go. 579 00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:44,517 Why don't you go away, you stupid man? 580 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:45,852 This is my granny's house 581 00:39:45,854 --> 00:39:48,300 and we have more right to be here than you do! 582 00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:55,861 Well... 583 00:39:57,527 --> 00:40:01,234 I'm gonna have to go and process some of these negative feelings. 584 00:40:01,237 --> 00:40:03,625 You do that. Process away. 585 00:40:03,628 --> 00:40:05,137 Be my guest. 586 00:40:05,139 --> 00:40:06,816 Do a little ritual. 587 00:40:08,837 --> 00:40:12,705 Oh, one more thing. My mother gave me this. 588 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,339 It's a little shaky. She's not well. 589 00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:18,566 It says, "Why Seamus no come?" 590 00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:21,085 Now she's given you the house, you've dropped her. 591 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:22,401 I don't need lectures from you 592 00:40:22,404 --> 00:40:24,821 about the importance of my relationship to Eleanor. 593 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:29,063 Just go and visit her. I know she's not great company. 594 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,554 But that's just one of the treasure trove of things 595 00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:33,409 you have in common. 596 00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:08,261 We're taking the children to the U.S. 597 00:41:09,101 --> 00:41:12,000 To see your sister Nancy in Connecticut. 598 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,670 They've never been. 599 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:16,292 Just... Just ten days. 600 00:41:16,295 --> 00:41:19,174 Claudine will look after you while we're gone. 601 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,244 Then... we'll find you somewhere in London. 602 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:25,328 Somewhere comfortable. And bring you home. 603 00:41:25,331 --> 00:41:27,391 - Time to go. - Okay. 604 00:41:27,394 --> 00:41:29,152 Say bye to Granny. 605 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,133 You beautiful boy. 606 00:41:48,768 --> 00:41:50,301 Come on. 607 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,425 I... 608 00:42:14,428 --> 00:42:16,428 want you... 609 00:42:18,686 --> 00:42:20,486 to kill me. 610 00:42:32,979 --> 00:42:36,219 I'd love to help but it's against the law. 611 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:38,875 No. 612 00:42:38,878 --> 00:42:41,021 No longer. 613 00:42:41,023 --> 00:42:42,822 Alright. 614 00:42:50,499 --> 00:42:53,567 Ready. 615 00:42:53,569 --> 00:42:55,425 Come on. Let's go. 616 00:42:59,247 --> 00:43:01,472 Robert, wait for me! 617 00:44:23,088 --> 00:44:26,276 ...enter into a bilateral agreement 618 00:44:26,279 --> 00:44:29,125 with Kim Jong-il because of the fact 619 00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:30,667 that he didn't tell the truth... 620 00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:34,664 Why don't you go sit with your father, hm? Watch T.V. 621 00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:36,516 You'd like that. 622 00:44:36,519 --> 00:44:39,075 We'll go to Aunt Nancy's in the morning. 623 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:43,999 ...so there is more than one voice 624 00:44:44,002 --> 00:44:46,035 speaking to Kim Jong-il. 625 00:44:46,038 --> 00:44:49,023 That's it for the news. Now the latest on the weather. 626 00:44:49,026 --> 00:44:50,636 Over to you, John... 627 00:44:54,174 --> 00:44:56,007 I'm cutting down, look. 628 00:45:03,995 --> 00:45:05,427 Come and say good night. 629 00:45:11,268 --> 00:45:13,268 Good night, then. 630 00:45:33,123 --> 00:45:35,558 Oh, God, she's invited Henry. 631 00:45:35,561 --> 00:45:38,328 - Who's Henry? - Oh, Nancy's cousin. 632 00:45:38,331 --> 00:45:41,531 He inherited all the money and, well, that makes Nancy furious. 633 00:45:41,534 --> 00:45:43,227 Whatever you do, don't mention politics. 634 00:45:43,230 --> 00:45:45,300 He's a nice guy but pretty much a fascist. 635 00:45:45,303 --> 00:45:47,370 - Oh, good! - Hello. 636 00:45:47,373 --> 00:45:49,407 Christ, I hate the rich! 637 00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:52,076 - Especially now you're not going to become one. - Especially now. 638 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:54,875 Oh, there's a games room, a cinema, 639 00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,375 and a pool, of course. 640 00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:57,711 This is very kind of you, Nancy. 641 00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:59,480 Well, after what my sister's done to you, 642 00:45:59,482 --> 00:46:01,081 it's the least I could do. 643 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:04,117 Oh, Patrick tells me you're working now. 644 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,798 Oh, I've always worked. I'm in publishing. 645 00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:09,541 They won't run indoors, will they... 646 00:46:09,544 --> 00:46:11,036 Of course not. 647 00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:13,226 ...shouting, that sort of thing? 648 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,627 Nonsense! They must do whatever they want. 649 00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:17,306 Well, they should stay out of the woods. 650 00:46:17,309 --> 00:46:21,291 It's a Lyme disease hotspot and the tics are dreadful this year. 651 00:46:21,294 --> 00:46:22,669 Poison ivy, too. 652 00:46:22,671 --> 00:46:27,236 It looks pretty, but really, it's like a Cambodian swamp. 653 00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,978 Best to assume you're always in danger. 654 00:46:29,981 --> 00:46:31,511 A rule to live by. 655 00:46:31,513 --> 00:46:34,189 Robert, Thomas, shall we go for a swim? 656 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:35,880 I'll go and get the swimming costumes. 657 00:46:35,883 --> 00:46:38,325 Yes, swimming time! 658 00:46:42,590 --> 00:46:44,590 Patrick, could you come here? 659 00:46:45,726 --> 00:46:50,986 Oh, so many things, so many lovely things, all stolen. 660 00:46:50,989 --> 00:46:53,967 A world-class fortune gone! 661 00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:55,736 These. 662 00:46:55,739 --> 00:46:57,200 These were ours. 663 00:46:57,203 --> 00:47:01,544 $1.5 million. That's what my little stepbrother got 664 00:47:01,547 --> 00:47:03,627 for Mommy's garden tubs. 665 00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:06,742 I think you're doing just fine here, Nancy. 666 00:47:06,745 --> 00:47:08,611 This place? Ho, believe me! 667 00:47:08,614 --> 00:47:11,792 This is nothing to what we should have had. 668 00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:13,361 Shall we talk about my mother? 669 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:16,288 There's no improvement or hope of any improvement. 670 00:47:16,290 --> 00:47:19,224 She's aware of this and has asked me to kill her. 671 00:47:20,864 --> 00:47:22,931 Oh, Patrick, that's not fair. 672 00:47:22,934 --> 00:47:24,634 That's really not fair. 673 00:47:24,637 --> 00:47:26,593 I have no doubt that helping her to die 674 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,747 would be the most loving thing I could do. 675 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:30,234 Oh, well, maybe... 676 00:47:30,237 --> 00:47:32,173 Maybe you should rent an ambulance 677 00:47:32,176 --> 00:47:34,038 and drive her to Holland. 678 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,507 Arriving in Holland isn't in itself fatal. 679 00:47:37,344 --> 00:47:39,690 Oh, please let's not talk about this anymore. 680 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:40,938 It's very upsetting. 681 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:43,896 I... I haven't told Mary yet, so... 682 00:47:43,899 --> 00:47:45,933 Why haven't you told her? 683 00:47:45,936 --> 00:47:48,002 In case it's a good idea. 684 00:47:49,355 --> 00:47:51,288 Those swimming costumes? 685 00:47:51,290 --> 00:47:54,408 Nancy, we're very grateful. 686 00:47:54,411 --> 00:47:57,650 No, treat it like home. But no wet feet on the carpets. 687 00:47:57,653 --> 00:47:58,729 Oh, of course. 688 00:47:58,731 --> 00:48:00,976 And no playing with figurines, they're Meissen. 689 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,912 I don't suppose you'd like a drink before dinner? 690 00:48:02,915 --> 00:48:05,048 Oh, I don't drink. Didn't you know? 691 00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:09,294 I watched it destroy Daddy's life. But you help yourself. 692 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:15,412 Later, perhaps. 693 00:48:34,387 --> 00:48:36,199 Bit poky. 694 00:48:39,894 --> 00:48:41,393 There you are. 695 00:49:01,557 --> 00:49:03,157 Oh, that's better. 696 00:49:10,233 --> 00:49:11,462 Hm. 697 00:49:11,465 --> 00:49:15,005 - Meissen army. - Brilliant! 698 00:49:32,721 --> 00:49:34,387 Oh, damn. 699 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,611 Ding, ding, ding! 700 00:50:04,614 --> 00:50:07,219 Ding, dong, ding, dong! 701 00:50:08,856 --> 00:50:11,890 ? He said that any love is good love ? 702 00:50:13,461 --> 00:50:15,627 ? So I took what I could get ? 703 00:50:15,629 --> 00:50:17,296 ? Yes, I took what I could get ? 704 00:50:17,298 --> 00:50:20,142 ? And then she looked at me with them big brown eyes ? 705 00:50:20,145 --> 00:50:21,533 ? And said ? 706 00:50:21,535 --> 00:50:24,235 ? You ain't seen nothin' yet ? 707 00:50:24,928 --> 00:50:27,871 ? B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet ? 708 00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:29,944 ? Here's somethin'... ? 709 00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:33,478 ? Here's somethin' you're never gonna forget, baby ? 710 00:50:33,481 --> 00:50:36,659 ? You know, you know, you just ain't seen nothin' yet ? 711 00:51:11,884 --> 00:51:14,247 Julia's phone. Leave a message. 712 00:51:15,718 --> 00:51:17,718 Julia, it's Patrick. 713 00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:22,208 Are you hiding behind your machine? 714 00:51:28,233 --> 00:51:30,033 Oh, well. 715 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,207 Are you? 716 00:51:42,847 --> 00:51:44,914 I feel a little... 717 00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:46,915 in freefall here. 718 00:51:51,489 --> 00:51:53,589 Just wanted to hear a friendly voice. 719 00:51:59,029 --> 00:52:00,596 Oh, well. 720 00:52:06,003 --> 00:52:07,469 Love you. 721 00:52:35,865 --> 00:52:39,233 Oh, there you are! We were about to call the police. 722 00:52:39,235 --> 00:52:40,868 Well, there's a slo-bering thought. 723 00:52:40,870 --> 00:52:43,604 Sorry, I had a sudden yen to go to the countryside. 724 00:52:43,606 --> 00:52:46,473 Sobering, sobering! Did I say slo-bering? 725 00:52:46,475 --> 00:52:48,877 I meant... I meant sobering. 726 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,862 I was just talking about how tired the children are from playing outside. 727 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:53,068 Well, of course, it's nothing 728 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,728 compared to what we used to have. 729 00:52:54,731 --> 00:52:58,484 Our grandfather had a 150-acre garden on Long Island. 730 00:52:58,487 --> 00:53:00,809 I'm not talking about woods and fields... 731 00:53:00,812 --> 00:53:03,747 Please, shall we change the subject? 732 00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,556 Henry was telling us all about the Middle East. 733 00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:10,030 Or we could change it back. 734 00:53:10,032 --> 00:53:11,831 Yes, I was recalling Pearl Harbor. 735 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:14,252 When Admiral Yamamoto had finished his attack, 736 00:53:14,255 --> 00:53:18,603 he said, "Gentlemen, we have roused a sleeping giant." 737 00:53:18,606 --> 00:53:21,440 And it is this thought that should be uppermost 738 00:53:21,442 --> 00:53:23,342 in the minds of the world's terrorists. 739 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:25,736 - Mummy! - And their state sponsors. 740 00:53:25,739 --> 00:53:27,470 Mummy, it's broken! 741 00:53:27,473 --> 00:53:28,747 Are you aware of the phrase: 742 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:31,247 "Children should be seen but not heard"? 743 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,791 Of course. 744 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:35,921 I think it's nonsense. 745 00:53:35,923 --> 00:53:37,290 Well, for my part, 746 00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:40,228 I've always found it to be entirely too liberal. 747 00:53:40,231 --> 00:53:42,861 You'd rather not see him either? 748 00:53:42,863 --> 00:53:45,397 Jesus Christ. Nancy, you sound like my father. 749 00:53:45,399 --> 00:53:48,845 But, Patrick, we're just trying to extend some hospitality. 750 00:53:48,848 --> 00:53:50,402 And we're just "poor white trash" 751 00:53:50,404 --> 00:53:54,208 throwing ourselves on the charity of our American kin. 752 00:53:54,211 --> 00:53:56,708 You don't have to accept it if you don't want to. 753 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,119 - You're right. We don't. - But we'd like to. 754 00:53:59,122 --> 00:54:01,244 Mm. Speak for yourself. 755 00:54:01,247 --> 00:54:03,748 I am. I'm also trying to speak for our children. 756 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:05,814 You're not even speaking for yourself! 757 00:54:05,817 --> 00:54:07,319 "Entirely too liberal"? 758 00:54:07,321 --> 00:54:09,454 Come on. Fuck off! 759 00:54:16,268 --> 00:54:18,736 Less than 24 hours. 760 00:54:18,739 --> 00:54:20,772 A new personal best. 761 00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:22,809 Hardly worth unpacking. 762 00:54:22,812 --> 00:54:26,150 You're safely installed with your lover, I see. 763 00:54:26,153 --> 00:54:27,934 I'll move him to the other side. 764 00:54:27,937 --> 00:54:31,107 No, don't. God forbid you should actually spare one drop, 765 00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:34,545 - one actual drop of love from the children... - Lower... Lower your voice! 766 00:54:34,547 --> 00:54:37,080 No, you're right, I have no love or affection for you 767 00:54:37,082 --> 00:54:38,749 when you're like this. 768 00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:40,465 And the rest of the time? 769 00:54:40,468 --> 00:54:42,786 The rest of the time? 770 00:54:44,369 --> 00:54:46,369 I think you should know... 771 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,421 I've started imagining life without you. 772 00:54:50,424 --> 00:54:55,931 Any compassion or patience I might have had, it... 773 00:54:55,934 --> 00:54:57,367 it's all dried up. 774 00:54:58,804 --> 00:55:00,871 It's not just the drinking 775 00:55:00,874 --> 00:55:06,275 or this... demeaning thing with Julia. 776 00:55:06,285 --> 00:55:09,352 Demeaning to you as much as me... 777 00:55:10,548 --> 00:55:13,434 or this mindless destruction. 778 00:55:13,437 --> 00:55:16,200 It's the way the children are involved. 779 00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:22,926 That thing Nancy said tonight about... 780 00:55:24,046 --> 00:55:26,646 watching her father destroy his life. 781 00:55:29,044 --> 00:55:31,434 That's what Robert saw this evening. 782 00:55:33,683 --> 00:55:35,683 And yet you don't stop. 783 00:55:39,843 --> 00:55:41,843 If you can't change... 784 00:55:42,879 --> 00:55:44,879 you have to go. 785 00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:52,879 Supper, madame. 786 00:56:52,881 --> 00:56:54,692 Thanks. 787 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,122 Et voilà. 788 00:57:27,864 --> 00:57:29,681 Love... 789 00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:31,717 Lovely... 790 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:33,118 spot. 791 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:44,760 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --