1 00:00:01,673 --> 00:00:02,746 This is your captain. 2 00:00:02,747 --> 00:00:04,145 As we make our final descent into Los Angeles, 3 00:00:04,653 --> 00:00:07,273 we here at Jackpot would like to thank you for being a... 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,140 Son of a bitch! 5 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:11,862 You bunch of useless bastards. 6 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:15,429 How do you miss that shot? 7 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:16,547 Should you be doing that right now? 8 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:18,181 Got a lot of money riding on this game. 9 00:00:18,215 --> 00:00:19,715 More than your car is worth. 10 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,383 You bet $80,000 on a game? 11 00:00:21,418 --> 00:00:24,142 What? No, what the hell kind of car do you... 12 00:00:25,228 --> 00:00:27,089 Somebody grab a rebound! 13 00:00:27,124 --> 00:00:28,890 You know, if you want to focus on that, I can land the... 14 00:00:28,926 --> 00:00:31,080 Stop talking. Every time you talk, the other team scores. 15 00:00:31,962 --> 00:00:33,528 Damn it. Now that you're not talking, 16 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:34,865 the other team is scoring more. 17 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:38,700 - Talk again. - Um, well, wh-when I was young, 18 00:00:38,736 --> 00:00:41,536 I-I saw my best friend get kidnapped from a movie theater. 19 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,354 I didn't say anything. 20 00:00:43,355 --> 00:00:44,987 Come on, come on, shoot. 21 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:47,289 Shoot! Shoot! 22 00:00:47,324 --> 00:00:48,426 Oh, God. 23 00:00:50,127 --> 00:00:51,392 Did you win? 24 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,262 Jackpot Airlines. 25 00:00:54,298 --> 00:00:56,164 Northeast-bound to Las Vegas. 26 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:03,205 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:03,699 --> 00:01:05,932 Remember that announcement I made a few minutes ago? 28 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:08,027 About everyone closing their laptops before landing? 29 00:01:08,052 --> 00:01:09,762 You're right. I didn't mean you. 30 00:01:09,798 --> 00:01:11,431 You're different. You're special. 31 00:01:11,466 --> 00:01:13,700 You're not understanding sarcasm. 32 00:01:13,735 --> 00:01:15,034 I'm sorry, Bernard, 33 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:17,270 but my professor evaluations just came through. 34 00:01:17,305 --> 00:01:19,172 And I only got one apple out of five. 35 00:01:19,207 --> 00:01:21,841 I once got a staph infection at an Airbnb. 36 00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:23,243 I still gave it two stars. 37 00:01:23,278 --> 00:01:25,078 Well, you could think of it as a challenge. 38 00:01:25,113 --> 00:01:26,779 And you have no idea how boring it gets 39 00:01:26,815 --> 00:01:28,281 getting only good reviews all the time. 40 00:01:28,316 --> 00:01:29,816 - Mm. - Especially when those good reviews 41 00:01:29,851 --> 00:01:32,719 are covered by nothing but a thin layer of sweatpant. 42 00:01:32,754 --> 00:01:34,220 I remember the good old days when people 43 00:01:34,256 --> 00:01:35,955 would dress up to be perverts. 44 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:38,135 I once saw Gregory Peck walk into a strip club 45 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:39,557 in top hat and tails. 46 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,439 You know the worst part? None of the students even left comments. 47 00:01:42,474 --> 00:01:44,777 How am I supposed to know what I'm doing wrong? 48 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:49,017 Hey. I say, it's better without comments. 49 00:01:49,451 --> 00:01:51,852 Hearing the truth never helps. 50 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:53,219 I'll give you example. 51 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:55,536 Hey, you have weird neck, 52 00:01:55,571 --> 00:01:57,404 and you gave it to baby. 53 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:00,406 You see? 54 00:02:02,358 --> 00:02:04,318 That doesn't make it better. 55 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:09,589 Thank you for flying Jackpot. 56 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,459 Thanks. Oh. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. That's not garbage. 57 00:02:12,528 --> 00:02:14,363 My life is in here. 58 00:02:14,696 --> 00:02:16,129 I got evicted from my apartment 59 00:02:16,165 --> 00:02:17,731 and only had ten minutes to pack. 60 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:19,466 This is everything I own worth keeping. 61 00:02:19,501 --> 00:02:21,902 Oh, Ronnie. You continue to teach me that "sad" 62 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:23,431 is a diamond with infinite facets. 63 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:26,684 - How did you get yourself evicted? - Well... 64 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,342 Instead of focusing on the negative, 65 00:02:33,377 --> 00:02:35,577 they could've just been happy I'm trying to quit smoking. 66 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:37,917 I wish it was 2005, so I could call you a hot mess. 67 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:40,391 I mean, I can tell how many glasses of wine 68 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:41,924 you had last night just by looking at you. 69 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:43,023 Three. 70 00:02:43,058 --> 00:02:44,458 Oh, girl, and it was boxed. 71 00:02:44,527 --> 00:02:45,959 Actually, it was canned. 72 00:02:46,028 --> 00:02:47,094 Bernard, that's brilliant. 73 00:02:47,129 --> 00:02:48,629 That's the kind of insight I need. 74 00:02:48,664 --> 00:02:50,130 Could you come to my class and tell me 75 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,398 what's wrong with my teaching? 76 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:53,167 I need your brutal but cheeky honesty. 77 00:02:53,202 --> 00:02:54,768 No, don't help him. Help me. 78 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,313 Okay, you have the posture of a Disney witch. 79 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:57,746 No, not more insults. 80 00:02:57,813 --> 00:03:00,481 I need somewhere to stay until I find a new apartment. 81 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:03,469 Okay, fine. You can stay with me. Briefly. 82 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:05,070 And you, King's Speech. 83 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,772 I'll come to your class and rip you apart. 84 00:03:06,808 --> 00:03:08,841 do you have a family history 85 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:10,250 of insecurity and depression? 86 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:12,916 Well, I'm British. So, yes. Yeah. 87 00:03:18,496 --> 00:03:19,829 Hey, Captain Dave. 88 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:21,754 Captain Dave! 89 00:03:21,779 --> 00:03:23,636 Run to my voice. 90 00:03:24,178 --> 00:03:25,811 Captain Dave. 91 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:27,713 Oh, hey, Artem. 92 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,015 I didn't see you there. 93 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:31,666 Oh, that was a tough loss. 94 00:03:31,886 --> 00:03:34,464 You know, I wish everyone could be winners, 95 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,370 but then there would be no one 96 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:38,198 that owed me money. 97 00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:41,000 By the way, you owe me money. 98 00:03:41,036 --> 00:03:44,170 You know what? I don't have it on me or near me. 99 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:46,673 I will get it the day after today. 100 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:47,841 - Tomorrow? - Deal. 101 00:03:47,876 --> 00:03:49,008 Just tell me where you live. 102 00:03:49,044 --> 00:03:50,977 I'll come, get money. 103 00:03:51,536 --> 00:03:54,004 I'm actually flying out to Wyoming, but don't worry, 104 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:55,605 I'll let you know as soon as I'm back in town. 105 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:56,740 Oh, here's my ride. 106 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,535 Say hello to Wyoming. 107 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,689 Of all the Tetons, they have the grandest. 108 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:11,862 Hi, roomie. 109 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:13,209 Here are the house rules. 110 00:04:13,249 --> 00:04:14,529 No shoes on the Bowron sheepskin, 111 00:04:14,582 --> 00:04:16,415 pillows are decorative unless otherwise noted, 112 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:19,071 and your bathroom is the Bristol Farms down the street. 113 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:20,358 This is the whole list. 114 00:04:21,389 --> 00:04:23,756 I didn't know they made a font this small. 115 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:26,425 6:00 is kimono hour. If you don't have a kimono, 116 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:28,694 you'll be rented one at a competitive rate. 117 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,615 I think I have one of those. 118 00:04:31,249 --> 00:04:32,682 That is a sari. 119 00:04:32,717 --> 00:04:34,050 What are you trying to pull? 120 00:04:34,085 --> 00:04:36,018 Okay. So lots of rules. 121 00:04:36,054 --> 00:04:38,154 But that's okay, I can handle this. 122 00:04:38,189 --> 00:04:39,922 Anything else I should know? 123 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:43,359 Yes. Never... no matter what you see, what you hear... 124 00:04:43,394 --> 00:04:46,011 Never, ever, open that red door. 125 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,401 So, welcome, girl. 126 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:01,521 Oh, hey, Artem, I know I said I'd be back soon, 127 00:05:01,522 --> 00:05:02,702 but I'm still in Yellowstone. 128 00:05:03,156 --> 00:05:05,104 Three, two, one. 129 00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:07,355 Wow, that's a reliable geyser. 130 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:09,955 - Well, got to go. No... - reception. 131 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:12,331 Ronnie. 132 00:05:14,829 --> 00:05:16,762 Hands off, I have Hep C! 133 00:05:18,065 --> 00:05:19,932 I'm sorry, that's a little technique 134 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:21,587 I learned at a self-defense class. 135 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:23,446 Did you sleep here? 136 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:24,923 What happened to staying with Bernard? 137 00:05:24,948 --> 00:05:26,247 It just didn't work out. 138 00:05:28,571 --> 00:05:29,790 Ronnie. 139 00:05:30,007 --> 00:05:31,539 Was I not clear? 140 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:34,108 So we mutually agreed to part ways. 141 00:05:34,143 --> 00:05:37,545 It was just so many rules, and rules are for work, you know? 142 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:40,548 When I get home, I just want to relax and open any door I want. 143 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,683 Well, you can't stay here. Sleeping in places like this 144 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:44,518 is probably how you got Hep C in the first place. 145 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,387 No, I don't, I don't actually have... 146 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:48,189 Never mind, I'll be fine. 147 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,044 When I'm in L.A., I'll sleep here, 148 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:53,390 and on layovers, Jackpot puts us up in a hotel anyway. 149 00:05:53,415 --> 00:05:55,882 Lots of flight attendants do it, just look at Mernine. 150 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,317 This is my favorite episode 151 00:05:58,352 --> 00:06:00,853 - of Friends. - Oh, hey, Mernine. 152 00:06:00,888 --> 00:06:03,189 Look, I hate seeing you like this. 153 00:06:03,224 --> 00:06:05,524 - And as your mentor... - You're not my mentor. 154 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,660 It's my job to help you tap into your potential. 155 00:06:07,695 --> 00:06:08,994 So I'm gonna make you an offer 156 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:10,634 I've never extended to anyone before. 157 00:06:10,865 --> 00:06:13,281 I'm inviting you to stay with me 158 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:15,162 until you get back on your feet. 159 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:17,002 Thank you, but I'm fine. 160 00:06:17,071 --> 00:06:18,771 This place isn't that bad. 161 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:21,512 I have a roof over my head, a comfortable couch. 162 00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:22,942 Mernine is 34 years old. 163 00:06:22,977 --> 00:06:24,594 Yeah, let's get out of here. 164 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,053 Thank you for flying Jackpot. 165 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:32,451 And so the principle of opportunity cost, 166 00:06:32,487 --> 00:06:35,488 as demonstrated very clearly in this next slide is... 167 00:06:35,523 --> 00:06:36,822 Why are the lights on? 168 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:38,646 What's going on? 169 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:41,449 I'll tell you what's going on. You. 170 00:06:41,729 --> 00:06:43,850 And on and on and on and on. 171 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:45,331 You bored everyone out of here. 172 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:46,840 Well, not everyone. 173 00:06:47,201 --> 00:06:49,101 - Thank you for staying, Alex. - Oh. 174 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:51,237 It was too dangerous to leave with the lights off. 175 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:54,320 I thought about it. Thought about it a lot. 176 00:06:55,108 --> 00:06:56,435 So how did I do? 177 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:57,640 Give it to me straight. 178 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,635 I'm gonna start with what you did right. 179 00:06:59,704 --> 00:07:01,313 You asked me to come here. 180 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,087 That's it. 181 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,532 Okay, that can't be it. 182 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:07,566 Come on, this is a compliment sandwich situation, 183 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:09,268 I'm assuming. There's gonna be more at the end? 184 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,071 This sandwich is open-faced. You're so dull. 185 00:07:12,106 --> 00:07:14,906 You're like a textbook that made a wish to become a real boy. 186 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:15,901 Well, what do I do? 187 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,903 I mean, I need your help. Improve me. 188 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,809 Sorry, I don't build people up... I just tear 'em down. 189 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,842 But I do know someone who's very good with men 190 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,577 and up for the challenge. 191 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:28,213 Who's horny for sex-onomics? 192 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,948 That's "economics." 193 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,283 Are you serious right now? 194 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,419 Thanks again for letting me crash with you, Dave. 195 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,854 You don't have to thank me, Ronnie... 196 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:37,854 That's what I'm here for. 197 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,617 That and Herbalife supplements. 198 00:07:39,618 --> 00:07:41,311 It worked for me... It can work for you. 199 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:42,710 But we'll get to that later. 200 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:45,918 Hey, you know what, I'm actually not parked in this lot. 201 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,566 Do you want to just give me your address 202 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,032 - and I can meet you there? - No need. 203 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,199 We're already here. 204 00:07:50,234 --> 00:07:51,633 I don't understand. 205 00:07:51,669 --> 00:07:53,035 This is my home. 206 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:54,496 Welcome to... 207 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,808 Parking Lot B. 208 00:08:07,714 --> 00:08:11,267 So we've got a ping-pong table and dining patio. 209 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:13,759 There's a fire pit over there. And that's Ryshard. 210 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,556 He's a beautiful theremin player. 211 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,330 Well, we're guessing. None of us heard a theremin before. 212 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,867 And that little honey right there 213 00:08:22,394 --> 00:08:23,737 is my place. 214 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,835 Her name's Lucy. 215 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,800 The trailer, not the mermaid. 216 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:29,300 The mermaid's name is Seayoncé. 217 00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:31,470 Wait, this is really where you live? 218 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:34,306 In a trailer park in an airport parking lot? 219 00:08:34,374 --> 00:08:36,608 Trailer park? Please. 220 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:39,953 Parking Lot B is a trailer aviation community. 221 00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:41,735 It's our sanctuary. 222 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:44,316 Everyone has a story of how this place saved them. 223 00:08:44,384 --> 00:08:47,922 For me, it pulled me out of the rubble of my third marriage. 224 00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:50,549 Yeah, yeah, it does have a FEMA vibe. 225 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:54,186 And the people here are the finest you'll ever meet. 226 00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:56,589 We have a true kinship, like a group of teenagers 227 00:08:56,624 --> 00:08:58,260 who accidentally killed a man last summer. 228 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:01,961 Captain D in the place to be! 229 00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:04,697 Hey! Craig and Danny. 230 00:09:04,765 --> 00:09:06,699 They're structures mechanics for American 231 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:09,343 and two damn fine carpenters. 232 00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:12,938 And that cool kitten is Hillary Eileen. 233 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,170 She's a customer service agent for Spirit, 234 00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:18,469 but around here, she's known as our chief vibe officer. 235 00:09:18,603 --> 00:09:20,812 How's the vibe today, Hillary Eileen? 236 00:09:20,813 --> 00:09:22,868 - Chill. - You're damn right it is. 237 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:25,948 Oh, you hear that? 238 00:09:26,578 --> 00:09:28,051 That's Manny's drum circle. 239 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:31,377 Gonna be some fire on the mountain tonight. 240 00:09:32,994 --> 00:09:34,894 Okay, uh, you know what, Dave, 241 00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:37,663 this-this all seems really, uh, interesting, 242 00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:39,498 but I just... I just don't know 243 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:40,567 if this place is for me! 244 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:42,848 - I mean, it's not really... - Sorry. 245 00:09:44,372 --> 00:09:45,504 I missed that. 246 00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:47,139 You have to time your talking to the flyovers. 247 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,340 You'll pick up on it eventually. 248 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:50,009 It happens every three minutes. 249 00:09:50,078 --> 00:09:51,477 I was saying this is really weird, 250 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:53,579 and I'm just gonna go back to the crew lounge. 251 00:09:53,648 --> 00:09:55,581 Mernine's making a corned beef for dinner. 252 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:57,349 I was skeptical at first, too. 253 00:09:57,418 --> 00:10:01,145 But that was before I realized what this place is really about. 254 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,434 Freedom. 255 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,691 You don't have to worry about anyone giving you a list 256 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,827 of rules here, because there are no rules. 257 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:10,996 In Lot B, we switch our lives 258 00:10:11,065 --> 00:10:12,832 to "airplane mode." 259 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,408 That actually does sound pretty good. 260 00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:18,254 So, what do you say we head over to Manny's Winnebago 261 00:10:18,357 --> 00:10:20,057 for a Craig-blown glass 262 00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:22,541 of Cheryl's homemade wine? 263 00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:47,063 Shoo! Shoo! 264 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,871 I love Parking... 265 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,995 Lot B! 266 00:11:04,988 --> 00:11:06,120 Before I can teach you anything, 267 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,289 I need to know what I'm working with. 268 00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,191 So get up here, pretend it's your class, 269 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,793 and show us what you've got. 270 00:11:10,861 --> 00:11:12,061 Okay. Ooh! 271 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,197 Hello, class... 272 00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:17,706 - I'm gonna stop you right there. - Thank you. That was torture. 273 00:11:17,768 --> 00:11:20,836 I'm sorry, no offense, I don't see how you can help me. 274 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:24,503 I mean, we work in... let's just say vastly different fields. 275 00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:26,909 And I don't doubt your ability to command an audience. 276 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,538 But you do have the advantage of being... 277 00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:30,595 What's the word... naked. 278 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,257 So? Every girl on that stage is naked. Sit down. 279 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,398 Who can tell me the difference between a girl 280 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,240 who makes one-dollar tips and a girl who makes ten-dollar tips? 281 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,240 Scars. 282 00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,613 Literal and emotional. 283 00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,102 Confidence. 284 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,966 The ten-dollar girls believe in themselves enough 285 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:47,035 to take chances. 286 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:49,603 So tell me, are you a one-dollar stripper 287 00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:51,505 or are you a ten-dollar stripper? 288 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,069 - I suppose I'm a ten-dollar stripper. - No. 289 00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:56,972 Yeah, you're right. I'm a one-dollar stripper. 290 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,274 - No. - Well, what do you want me to say? 291 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,443 I want you to say you're a $20 stripper. 292 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,045 Well, that's not fair. That wasn't one of the options. 293 00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:03,980 Say it! Say "I'm a $20 stripper!" 294 00:12:04,049 --> 00:12:05,281 I'm a $20 stripper! 295 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,816 - Do you believe it?! - I don't know! 296 00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:09,919 - Louder! - I am a $20 stripper! 297 00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:10,988 Good. 298 00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:12,889 Now we can begin. 299 00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:15,290 Excuse me. 300 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,752 Are you guys gonna be using this room for a while longer? 301 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,521 'Cause, uh, we're still trying to study. 302 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:22,357 News flash, study group, nerd chic is over. 303 00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:24,326 Lovable losers are just losers again. 304 00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:25,404 Wha...? 305 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,776 Ronnie, we need to talk. 306 00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,951 I'm glad you're embracing Parking Lot B. 307 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,408 And we're all especially impressed how quickly 308 00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:41,071 you picked up timing the... 309 00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,275 flyovers. 310 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,276 - But as your mentor... - Not my mentor. 311 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:47,072 Fine, then as your friend and as your mentor, 312 00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:49,414 I'm saying you have to take it down a notch. 313 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,930 What are you talking about? 314 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:53,387 All right, let's start with Danny and Craig. 315 00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:57,449 Don't get me wrong, I'm all about sexual liberation. 316 00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:58,494 But they are brothers. 317 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:00,118 And you did make out with both of them. 318 00:13:00,128 --> 00:13:01,994 And, again, brothers. 319 00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:04,286 In my defense, I thought they were the same person. 320 00:13:04,355 --> 00:13:07,122 Which brings us to your drinking. 321 00:13:07,191 --> 00:13:08,524 Look at this. 322 00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:12,265 The life vests are meant to serve four. 323 00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:15,531 And what about Hillary Eileen's garden? 324 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:17,967 All those pigeons cleaned it out. 325 00:13:18,035 --> 00:13:19,235 It's a garden... it grows back. 326 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,836 It's seasonal, Ronnie. 327 00:13:20,872 --> 00:13:23,169 We won't see gorgeous tomatoes like that till next harvest. 328 00:13:24,005 --> 00:13:25,304 I think we need to set some guidelines. 329 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:27,194 Oh. So, rules. 330 00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,005 No. Guidelines. 331 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:30,480 Lot B doesn't have rules. 332 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:31,981 And will you cover up? 333 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,185 There are children landing in this flight path. 334 00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:36,352 You know what? 335 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,966 You sold this place like it was a paradise 336 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,699 where we could do whatever we want, 337 00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:43,034 and now you're getting pissed off just because 338 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,069 I'm having a little fun. I mean, what's the big deal? 339 00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:46,771 The big deal is that I vouched for you, 340 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,640 and now you're taking advantage of my generosity. 341 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,275 Everything that you do reflects back on me. 342 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,777 What are you talking about? 343 00:13:52,846 --> 00:13:53,911 None of this affects you. 344 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:57,853 Captain David, you lied to me! 345 00:13:58,018 --> 00:14:00,418 Artem. How do you know where I live? 346 00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:03,688 Oh, Ronnie posted many party pictures on Instagram, 347 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:06,878 proving you never went to Yellowstone. 348 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,725 No, you tried to disappear 349 00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:11,192 like the frown on my face when I see a bubble. 350 00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:12,994 You put this on Instagram? 351 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,862 I told you, we live off the grid. 352 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,998 We switch our lives to "airplane mode." 353 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,566 I thought that was a metaphor. 354 00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:21,113 I don't speak in metaphors. They confuse me. 355 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,958 If you're not gonna pay me my money, 356 00:14:23,026 --> 00:14:26,027 I'm gonna take some items from your "Windy-bagel." 357 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:32,717 C'mon Artem. I'll get your money to you in a few days. 358 00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:36,143 Yeah, until you do, I'm gonna hold onto your food TV. 359 00:14:37,641 --> 00:14:39,106 What have you done? 360 00:14:39,107 --> 00:14:41,465 This was supposed to be our place away from groundos, 361 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,298 especially groundos I owe money to. 362 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,967 How was I supposed to know that? You can't blame this on me. 363 00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:47,784 Ronnie, you have to choose. 364 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:49,838 Which one of us do you like more? 365 00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:52,918 Okay, this one you can blame on me. 366 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:55,353 She clearly likes me more. We made out first. 367 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:57,188 Which means you weren't enough for her. 368 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,523 Okay, okay, you guys. 369 00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:00,091 - You guys, it's all right. - Also, 370 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,142 I'm taking your watch, and also your milk, 371 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,429 so I don't have to stop on my way home. 372 00:15:04,497 --> 00:15:05,596 It's not fair! 373 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:06,964 Mom said I get the next girl. 374 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,100 Fellas, cool it. Come on. 375 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:11,636 My theremin-ing hand... I think it's broken. 376 00:15:11,705 --> 00:15:13,116 This is a disaster. 377 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,339 Hillary Eileen, what's the vibe? 378 00:15:15,408 --> 00:15:17,308 - Harsh. - Oh, no. 379 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,865 This is the first time it's ever been below dank. 380 00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:21,398 You know what? You can have her. 381 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,333 - I am out of here! - Craig, wait. 382 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,167 See? 383 00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:26,637 It fixed itself. 384 00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:40,584 I know a guy who can patch that right up. 385 00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:42,752 This is all your fault, Dave. 386 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,391 Why would you bring her here? 387 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,879 I think it's time for you to leave. 388 00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:56,962 Is he ready? 389 00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,158 I don't know. 390 00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:01,013 We just went over a few things, but I threw a lot at him. 391 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:11,048 Ladies and gentlemen, 392 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,544 today's class is gonna be a little different. 393 00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:18,612 So sit back, and let Professor Colin... 394 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:20,235 stimulate... 395 00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,552 your brain. 396 00:16:25,557 --> 00:16:27,744 "will trickle down to the rest of the market." 397 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:29,492 But it doesn't, does it? 398 00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,994 Huh? You're a bad little textbook, aren't you? 399 00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,297 Oh, yeah. You're bad. 400 00:16:34,365 --> 00:16:36,986 And the danger of too much growth 401 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:40,037 is the bubble... bursts. 402 00:16:40,471 --> 00:16:42,538 And when supply drops... 403 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:44,373 Oops. 404 00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:47,743 To meet demand, prices will slowly... 405 00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:49,479 rise. 406 00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:52,381 And what's the best way to visualize 407 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:54,350 the central limit theorem? 408 00:16:55,939 --> 00:16:57,638 Oh. Oh. 409 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,302 I'm gonna make you wait for it. 410 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,738 It's a bell curve! 411 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:05,807 And when Adam Smith talked about the "invisible hands," 412 00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,609 what two theories did that inspire? 413 00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:10,112 Creative destruction and, um... 414 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,947 Come on, Jared. You can get there. 415 00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:15,951 The invisible hands, manipulating the market, 416 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,820 working the knots out of the market... 417 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:20,153 Spontaneous order! 418 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,495 Oh, how I miss the theatre. 419 00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:28,268 At Grapefruits, we ring a cowbell 420 00:17:28,269 --> 00:17:29,777 any time that happens. 421 00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:36,708 Hey, Ronnie, look at this. 422 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:39,177 Captain Dave gave me a greeting card 423 00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:41,512 with a picture of an apology cat. 424 00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:45,050 Makes me feel bad for yelling at him. 425 00:17:45,051 --> 00:17:46,984 Now I am apology cat. 426 00:17:47,053 --> 00:17:49,787 Did he also give you the rest of the money he owes you? 427 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:52,219 You are completely missing the point. 428 00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,278 - Tough week? - Yeah. 429 00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:00,446 What happened to you? 430 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:03,382 Inadvertently made a student sexually climax. You? 431 00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:06,352 Got kicked out of Dave's perfect society for no reason. 432 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,886 Really? No reason? 433 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:09,830 Really? Inadvertently? 434 00:18:12,405 --> 00:18:15,277 I guess I got a little out of control. 435 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,011 Dave tried to do something nice for me, 436 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:19,743 and I completely screwed it up for him. 437 00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:21,501 So? What are you gonna do now? 438 00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:25,339 I know, I know. 439 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,441 Put that judgmental eyebrow away. 440 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:32,328 Captain Dave, it's Ronnie. 441 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,813 Come on, open the door. 442 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:35,377 I'm not leaving until you talk to me. 443 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,616 _ 444 00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,218 Hey, why did you turn on the...? 445 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:42,684 - Saw that coming. - Not cool. 446 00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,625 I bet you've got five apples now. 447 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:53,545 Indeed, but I do feel kind of dirty. 448 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,565 That's what happens when you dance the day shift. 449 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,046 But if it makes you feel better, 450 00:18:58,081 --> 00:18:59,656 I'm really happy I came to your class, 451 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,699 even if it meant turning down that guy 452 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,481 who offered me a grand to sit by his pool and eat a hamburger. 453 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:07,383 But, hey, I guess $1,000 is my opportunity cost, right? 454 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,884 Wait! What did you just say? 455 00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:11,120 Oh, some short guys pay pretty girls to... 456 00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,464 No, no, the other thing. 457 00:19:12,657 --> 00:19:15,624 That is the perfect example of opportunity cost. 458 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,326 Did you learn that from my class? 459 00:19:17,361 --> 00:19:18,527 Yeah. I'm thinking 460 00:19:18,562 --> 00:19:20,729 about taking an economics class next semester. 461 00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:22,398 Good for you, Nichole. 462 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,466 And I'm glad I got through to one person, 463 00:19:24,502 --> 00:19:26,168 even though she's not my student. 464 00:19:26,203 --> 00:19:27,670 And another positive thing... 465 00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:31,239 Those moves I taught you can be used outside the classroom. 466 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,775 Okay. Like in the hallway? 467 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,376 Like in the bedroom. 468 00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:35,878 I don't teach a class in the bedroom. 469 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,297 Oh, my God, are you serious right now? 470 00:19:37,548 --> 00:19:39,648 Captain Dave? 471 00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:42,518 - We're not here. - But we are. 472 00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,542 Come on, Dave. Let me in! 473 00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:52,554 Hello. 474 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,463 So, uh... how's Lot B? 475 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,212 Well, we replanted the garden, 476 00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:01,813 and Hillary Eileen says the vibe is back up to "bueno," 477 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:02,979 so that's something. 478 00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:04,391 Hey, look, I'm sorry. 479 00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,660 I didn't mean for any of that to happen. 480 00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,131 I just wasn't thinking. 481 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,130 I get it, Ronnie. You spend half your life 482 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:13,366 confined to a 500 square foot tube, breathing recycled air. 483 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:15,829 So you want to spend that other half running naked 484 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:19,122 through the streets, screaming, "I am alive." 485 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,369 Yeah. That sounds kind of right. 486 00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,171 Hey, Alan, do you mind if I...? 487 00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:31,768 When I was a young pilot, on my days off, 488 00:20:31,769 --> 00:20:33,001 I used to go to restaurants 489 00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,414 and send back perfectly-prepared food just to feel. 490 00:20:35,415 --> 00:20:37,788 I had a massive cocaine problem. 491 00:20:39,229 --> 00:20:41,050 So, how did you get over that? 492 00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:43,302 The trick is to give yourself just a little taste sometimes 493 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,626 to keep the demons away. 494 00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:47,060 No. You learn your limits. 495 00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:48,260 You find a balance. 496 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,404 So, you're saying I grow up. 497 00:20:50,405 --> 00:20:51,749 No, you're saying it. 498 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,417 Which is better. And as your mentor... 499 00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:57,720 Today, in this very specific situation, 500 00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:00,379 I'll give it to you. 501 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,146 You're welcome back at Parking Lot B. 502 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:04,682 We had a vote, and unanimously invited you back. 503 00:21:04,717 --> 00:21:05,849 Well, not unanimous. 504 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,851 Craig abstained because he's still missing. 505 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,025 Thank you, Dave. 506 00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:12,629 But if I really want to change, 507 00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,186 I know where I need to go. 508 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,946 Before you say anything, I brought my own kimono. 509 00:21:22,232 --> 00:21:23,864 That's a barbecue grill cover. 510 00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,919 But at least you're trying. Get in. 511 00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:29,395 Where's the red door? 512 00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:31,460 What red door, Ronnie?