1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,770 - Previously on "Imposters"... - You stole the patent 2 00:00:02,772 --> 00:00:04,471 for the Bloom heel from Uncle Joe. 3 00:00:04,473 --> 00:00:07,041 And you've been cheating on Mom for 20 years 4 00:00:07,043 --> 00:00:08,609 with a woman named Chanterelle. 5 00:00:08,611 --> 00:00:09,910 I mean, what is that? A mushroom? 6 00:00:09,911 --> 00:00:12,146 - Where'd you get this? - Eva left it in the freezer. 7 00:00:12,148 --> 00:00:13,456 Screw it. 8 00:00:13,549 --> 00:00:15,382 Poor schmuck. 9 00:00:15,384 --> 00:00:17,785 That was quite a night. We should do it again tonight. 10 00:00:17,787 --> 00:00:20,788 And then definitely Friday after your birthday party. 11 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,023 - Oh, my God! - I cannot believe 12 00:00:23,025 --> 00:00:26,327 - my baby sister is turning 30. - Happy birthday. 13 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,028 Hey, I have a question. 14 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,697 What the f... do you think you're doing here? 15 00:00:29,699 --> 00:00:31,165 Not leaving until we get our money. 16 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:33,234 You came here to chase a phantom. 17 00:00:33,236 --> 00:00:36,036 But know this: there's no Ava, there's no Cece, 18 00:00:36,038 --> 00:00:37,905 there's no Alice and there's no money. 19 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,406 - Not ever. - So you just throw 20 00:00:39,408 --> 00:00:40,808 your heart around like it's nothing. 21 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:42,309 Maybe it's different this time. 22 00:00:42,311 --> 00:00:44,144 - Maybe he's not just a mark. - Thanks, Gaby. 23 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,346 You know I'd be lost without you. 24 00:00:45,348 --> 00:00:46,881 - You're welcome. - Ezra! 25 00:00:46,883 --> 00:00:49,817 Stop flirting and get your skinny ass in my office. 26 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,340 What's the matter? 27 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,555 - Is this good? - Maybe if you, you know, 28 00:00:54,557 --> 00:00:58,626 - talked with an accent. - Do you wanna make love to me? 29 00:01:01,597 --> 00:01:04,932 - What happened to your face? - I saw Ava at the airport, 30 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,768 - dressed as somebody else. - I thought this weekend 31 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:09,536 I'd take you for a little getaway. 32 00:01:09,538 --> 00:01:11,272 - Oh, my God. - Don't you wanna know 33 00:01:11,274 --> 00:01:13,774 - where we're going? - Anywhere that's away with you 34 00:01:13,776 --> 00:01:15,409 is exactly where I wanna be. 35 00:01:15,411 --> 00:01:17,077 He's an assignment, sweetie pie. 36 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:18,746 Yeah, the Doctor called it in. 37 00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:19,914 He says that Patrick Campbell could be one of 38 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:21,849 our biggest scores in years. 39 00:01:21,851 --> 00:01:23,284 Not in a million years, Max. 40 00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:25,386 This is the life we chose. There are rules. 41 00:01:25,388 --> 00:01:26,887 We don't get to break them because we're stupid enough 42 00:01:26,889 --> 00:01:28,622 - to fall in love. - Man, she grew up here 43 00:01:28,624 --> 00:01:30,958 in this house, played in that yard. 44 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,727 Dad had a heart attack. You need to come home. 45 00:01:33,729 --> 00:01:35,596 I really think it's a stupid idea. 46 00:01:35,598 --> 00:01:37,598 She chose this life. Patrick didn't. 47 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,699 What if somebody could have come to you, 48 00:01:38,701 --> 00:01:39,700 could have stopped it? 49 00:01:39,702 --> 00:01:41,402 I'm going. 50 00:01:46,142 --> 00:01:49,076 _ 51 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,177 _ 52 00:01:51,249 --> 00:01:53,963 _ 53 00:02:15,771 --> 00:02:18,038 What are you doing? 54 00:02:23,512 --> 00:02:25,846 This was the worst decision we ever made. 55 00:02:25,848 --> 00:02:28,482 - What? Getting married? - No. 56 00:02:31,187 --> 00:02:34,088 - No, that's the best one. - Mm. 57 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,823 No, I mean coming here, telling my parents. 58 00:02:35,825 --> 00:02:38,692 They may actually murder us. 59 00:02:38,694 --> 00:02:41,462 Hey, you're tougher than you think. 60 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:48,702 You have to stop apologizing for who you are. 61 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:50,337 Okay? 62 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,007 Okay, that's them. 63 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,277 Fuck it, I say we run, 64 00:02:57,279 --> 00:03:00,814 - right now. - We're not running. 65 00:03:00,816 --> 00:03:03,784 I got you. You got me. 66 00:03:05,287 --> 00:03:06,887 We got this. 67 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,827 - Hey. Get in the car. - Screw you. 68 00:03:13,829 --> 00:03:15,496 - Jules, get in the car. - No. 69 00:03:15,498 --> 00:03:17,731 I have to tell you something crucial. 70 00:03:17,733 --> 00:03:20,134 - Mind-blowing. - Well, tell me. 71 00:03:20,136 --> 00:03:22,736 - Patrick's in the FBI. - No, he isn't! 72 00:03:22,738 --> 00:03:24,571 I followed him to the goddamn headquarters, 73 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:26,340 I looked down on the goddamn seal and it said 74 00:03:26,342 --> 00:03:29,209 Federal goddamn Burrow of Investigation! 75 00:03:39,889 --> 00:03:41,989 Did you say "Burrow"? 76 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:51,198 I impersonated a bartender at an FBI party. 77 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,200 Pretty sure you're not gonna serve time for that. 78 00:03:53,202 --> 00:03:55,169 We stole cash, we stole credit cards. 79 00:03:55,171 --> 00:03:57,704 Frickin' plane tickets! 80 00:03:57,706 --> 00:03:59,873 How long has that car been behind us? 81 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,943 - It looks suspicious. - Oh, crap. 82 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:05,446 Feds drive American cars. That's them. 83 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:07,848 What the hell are you doing? Just be cool. 84 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:09,616 I am being cool! Stop making me nervous! 85 00:04:09,618 --> 00:04:11,585 I'm not responsible for your emotional... Oh, wait, wait, wait. 86 00:04:11,587 --> 00:04:13,020 - They're turning. - Oh, they are? 87 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:15,689 Oh. Oh, my God. 88 00:04:15,691 --> 00:04:17,357 - We're being crazy people. - Oh, my God. 89 00:04:17,359 --> 00:04:19,760 - We're fine. - Oh, my God. We're okay. 90 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:22,096 We're fine. Totally fine. We're gonna just... 91 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:24,798 We'll go back to the motel, we'll formulate a plan. 92 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,867 Call Ezra. He'll know what to do. 93 00:04:26,869 --> 00:04:29,937 Unless they bugged our room. 94 00:04:29,939 --> 00:04:31,438 Shit, they totally bugged our room. 95 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,273 Oh, shit. 96 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:34,942 Then who's to say they didn't bug our car? 97 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,924 - I'm not talking! - Shh! 98 00:04:52,761 --> 00:04:55,062 Don't touch me. 99 00:05:14,078 --> 00:05:16,761 _ 100 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,145 Well, lookee here. Saffron must have stayed over. 101 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:29,596 Yeah, sweetest undercover gig of all time. 102 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,165 - Someday, I'm gonna... - Don't blow smoke 103 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:34,601 - up a senior agent's ass. - Gina. Don't be bitter. 104 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,044 Go ahead. 105 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,743 Can you explain this to me, please? 106 00:05:42,745 --> 00:05:45,145 The fact that the largest law enforcement agency 107 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:47,714 in the country is still using a dot matrix printer? 108 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:50,384 You are way over budget again. 109 00:05:50,386 --> 00:05:52,219 If we are not within striking distance 110 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,822 of the Doctor very, very soon, we are shutting you down. 111 00:05:55,824 --> 00:05:59,693 You are not the only cock on the block. 112 00:05:59,695 --> 00:06:03,530 - Understood? - Yes, ma'am. 113 00:06:03,532 --> 00:06:05,766 And where's the intel on this one? 114 00:06:05,768 --> 00:06:07,701 We're pretty sure she's just a civilian and... 115 00:06:07,703 --> 00:06:11,605 Pretty sure? That isn't quite up to Bureau standards, now, is it? 116 00:06:11,607 --> 00:06:13,907 - No, ma'am. - And the puppy dog? 117 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,942 He's definitely in it. Just looking for the angle. 118 00:06:15,944 --> 00:06:20,013 Oh, ah. Well, I wait with baited breath. 119 00:06:20,015 --> 00:06:22,749 You have the nicest of days, now. 120 00:06:26,422 --> 00:06:27,601 Just... 121 00:06:29,024 --> 00:06:32,125 Just take it easy on the credit card. 122 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,138 Here you go, my lady. 123 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:52,479 - Thank you. - Sometimes you just gotta say, 124 00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:54,948 "Screw it." Get away from it all. 125 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:12,163 Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our descent 126 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,835 into Indianapolis International Airport. 127 00:07:14,837 --> 00:07:16,269 Please turn off all... 128 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:19,406 You almost home or almost away from home? 129 00:07:19,408 --> 00:07:21,842 - Pardon me? - Are you visiting Indy 130 00:07:21,844 --> 00:07:25,312 - or going home? - Kinda both, I guess. 131 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,013 I moved away 25 years ago. 132 00:07:27,015 --> 00:07:28,915 I only come back to visit my mother. 133 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:31,785 But every time, she still tries to draw me in for good. 134 00:07:31,787 --> 00:07:33,954 - Like quicksand made of doilies. - Well, my family's 135 00:07:33,956 --> 00:07:36,189 been in Indianapolis three generations. 136 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:37,791 There's great comfort being with family. 137 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:40,293 Yeah. It's called the easy way out. 138 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:41,995 There's a whole world out there, son. 139 00:07:41,997 --> 00:07:44,498 You don't leave home, you never change. 140 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,266 Oh, that's ridiculous. My wife and I, we just... 141 00:07:46,268 --> 00:07:48,034 Folks, we're now making our final descent 142 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,603 - into Indianapolis. - We're taking a trip to Rome. 143 00:07:49,605 --> 00:07:51,338 Yeah, take all the trips you want. 144 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,039 People back home will see you the way... 145 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:12,854 Hello? 146 00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:19,594 Mom? 147 00:08:19,596 --> 00:08:21,830 ? Seether ? 148 00:08:21,832 --> 00:08:24,799 ? Can't fight the seether ? 149 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:27,002 ? Seether ? 150 00:08:27,004 --> 00:08:32,307 ? I can't see her when she's foaming at the mouth ? 151 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,446 - Dad? - ? You got the seether ? 152 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,314 Dad! 153 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:41,783 ? When she's foaming at the mouth ? 154 00:08:46,356 --> 00:08:48,456 Oh, yeah! 155 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,991 Oh, man. 156 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:51,459 - It's about time! - Hey, excuse me? 157 00:08:51,461 --> 00:08:52,727 Didn't you just have a heart attack? 158 00:08:52,729 --> 00:08:55,630 I sure as hell thought so, Ez. 159 00:08:55,632 --> 00:08:58,967 I had shooting pains. My whole chest seized up. 160 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:01,569 I was laying there on the floor of the show room, they... 161 00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:03,705 I can't believe I'm going out like this. 162 00:09:03,707 --> 00:09:05,507 - It was damn scary, Ez. - Right, Josh said 163 00:09:05,509 --> 00:09:07,409 - you were touch-and-go. - Turns out it was 164 00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:09,744 a massive panic attack. 165 00:09:09,746 --> 00:09:11,680 According to Dr. Shipper, probably because of 166 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:14,049 all the family drama of late. 167 00:09:14,051 --> 00:09:16,317 You're, uh, blaming me for your fake heart attack? 168 00:09:16,319 --> 00:09:18,753 Can't you just be glad the old man is still standing? 169 00:09:18,755 --> 00:09:20,355 I'm glad you're okay, Dad. 170 00:09:20,357 --> 00:09:22,490 Anyway, it was a good excuse to get your ass back home 171 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:24,859 because I have a big announcement. 172 00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:27,495 Jesus. Email me. 173 00:09:27,497 --> 00:09:29,764 Hey. 174 00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:31,032 Whoa, Dad. You shouldn't be up. 175 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,168 Shut up. I know. 176 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:34,836 Comes all the way back from God knows where 177 00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:36,905 and doesn't even wanna hear my big announcement. 178 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,773 Dude, come on. You can take one night off 179 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,241 from searching for your wife. 180 00:09:40,243 --> 00:09:42,243 - Not wife. - Oh, I'm not searching for her. 181 00:09:42,245 --> 00:09:44,412 - I found her. - No way. 182 00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:46,181 Mm-hmm. Infiltrated her new life. 183 00:09:46,183 --> 00:09:49,017 I confronted her. She's called "Saffron" now. 184 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:51,753 - Infiltrated? - Did you get your money? 185 00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,121 - That's next. - But she warned you 186 00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:54,456 not to come after her. 187 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:58,059 I mean, is, uh... is it safe? 188 00:09:58,061 --> 00:09:59,360 What do you mean, safe? 189 00:09:59,362 --> 00:10:01,296 I'm handling it. 190 00:10:07,804 --> 00:10:10,472 Oh! Oh, you're here. 191 00:10:10,474 --> 00:10:14,075 Oh, sweetie, I told them it was a terrible idea, 192 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,378 but I'm so happy to see you. 193 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,380 - Hi, Mom. - Wait till you hear 194 00:10:19,382 --> 00:10:20,949 what your father has planned. 195 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:22,917 - Yeah, about that, I... - No, don't even ask. 196 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:24,753 - I'm sworn to secrecy. - Okay. 197 00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:26,454 But come. Come, come, come. 198 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:30,325 Every day I find myself walking towards your office 199 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:32,093 to tell you something, and then I realize 200 00:10:32,095 --> 00:10:33,461 that you're not there. 201 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,630 So then I started writing everything down. 202 00:10:35,632 --> 00:10:38,666 - It's ridiculous, really. - No. It's... it's sweet. 203 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:40,502 All right, number one. "Articles." 204 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:42,570 - Articles. - I have clipped all of these 205 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:45,573 inspiring stories about people starting over. 206 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:46,941 You know, they have this thing 207 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:48,810 - called the Internet now. - Oh, stop. 208 00:10:48,812 --> 00:10:52,981 All right. What is next? "Purple... purple floozy." 209 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,682 - That can't be right. - Oh, Mrs. Kirhoffer. 210 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:58,186 - Yes! She got married again. - No! 211 00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:01,656 And she's still seeing what's-his-face from that... 212 00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:03,291 - Oh, um... - The place... 213 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,659 - What is the place? - Mr. Windmiller. 214 00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:06,861 The sleazy wedding DJ guy. With the beige van. 215 00:11:06,863 --> 00:11:08,163 Yes! Exactly. 216 00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:10,298 Oh, my God. Honey. 217 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,847 I have missed you. 218 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,783 I missed you too, Mom. 219 00:11:30,353 --> 00:11:31,635 Come on. 220 00:11:33,356 --> 00:11:36,157 This place is amazing. 221 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,931 Especially the view. 222 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,296 Hey, what, are you checking out my ass? 223 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,898 You love it. 224 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,977 I do, I do. 225 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,647 All right, 1:00. 226 00:11:50,006 --> 00:11:51,973 - All right, what's your guess? - Mother/daughter. 227 00:11:51,975 --> 00:11:54,909 Mother's idea. She wants them to get close 228 00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:57,645 so she's making them spend time together. 229 00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:00,582 Disagree. Daughter's idea. 230 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:03,318 Really? Explain. 231 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,520 Well, daughter's gear is fully broken in. 232 00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:07,355 Mom's is brand-new. 233 00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:10,225 This is daughter's attempt to bring mom into her world. 234 00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:13,828 - You're good. - Oh, you got no idea, baby. 235 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,697 - Left? Right? - Uh, let's go left. 236 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,269 Why do you even ask? 237 00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:24,606 Always forward, never back, baby. 238 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:30,178 Hey, you know, you can answer that if you want. 239 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,513 I mean, it's not super outdoorsy, but still. 240 00:12:32,515 --> 00:12:33,677 Not important. 241 00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:36,918 Okay. 242 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,119 What do we think? 243 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:40,088 - Good morning. - Morning. 244 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:42,590 - Definitely a couple. - Yep. 245 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,859 Boredom in his eyes, semi-hate in hers. 246 00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:47,929 - Ouch. Really? - Caught her eye. 247 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:50,865 She's pretending to have fun to make things easier. 248 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,268 You're so cynical. 249 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,737 Everyone's pretending something. 250 00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:57,572 Even with people they love? 251 00:12:57,574 --> 00:12:59,807 Especially with people they love. 252 00:12:59,809 --> 00:13:01,943 It's out of kindness. 253 00:13:01,945 --> 00:13:05,747 No one needs to know every single thing that goes on in your head. 254 00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:07,615 Well, then how do you get to know someone? 255 00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:10,785 I mean really know 'em if we're always pretending? 256 00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:13,588 Well, maybe you just accept that you can't. 257 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:17,158 And maybe it's even romantic 258 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,829 to shape ourselves for the people we love and vice versa. 259 00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:26,968 Yeah, I'm not sure I'm buying that. 260 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,636 Me neither, but it sounds good. 261 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:32,040 It does sound good. It does. 262 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,742 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you can get lucky 263 00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:38,046 and meet that one person that... 264 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,140 That what? 265 00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:46,156 Nothing. 266 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,383 _ 267 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:02,937 This totally would have been my life with Alice. 268 00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:05,573 Then consider yourself lucky Alice wasn't real. 269 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:10,378 Hey, Jules. Hey, maybe we should just 270 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,547 - look for a lawyer out here. - No, Richard. 271 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:15,316 No insecurity. Okay? 272 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:18,987 They smell it like blood in the water and then they eat you alive. 273 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:21,222 Jesus. I sound like my mother. 274 00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:26,828 Hello. 275 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,063 Richard and I are in Seattle for the weekend 276 00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,332 and I've been told our clubs have reciprocity. 277 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,301 Ours being the Prescott, back east. 278 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:35,536 I am so sorry, the Laneview Club doesn't engage 279 00:14:35,538 --> 00:14:38,039 in reciprocal relationships. 280 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,841 You know what my Grammy Langmore would say 281 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:43,745 if she were alive to see reciprocity go the way of the dodo? 282 00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:47,482 "What, dear Lord, is the world coming to?" 283 00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:49,884 Would that be the Connecticut Langmores? 284 00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:55,089 Would that make it easier for you to do your job? 285 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:58,659 Welcome. 286 00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:10,590 So what's going on with you? 287 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:12,292 Still dating Stacey 288 00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:14,761 and Emily and both Ashleys? 289 00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:16,863 - Dink was here last week. - Dink? 290 00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:18,831 Dink, Dink, Dink! 291 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,700 Man, I always wished people would chant my name 292 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,602 when I walked into a room. 293 00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,871 He's on his way to Denmark. 294 00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,673 He's gonna open up some international office 295 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,875 - for his company. - What does he do? 296 00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:31,144 - Sales? - Consulting or some bullshit. 297 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:32,812 Who cares? 298 00:15:32,814 --> 00:15:34,480 He's gonna be in charge of shit. 299 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,182 - Dink. - So? 300 00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:37,817 It's just... 301 00:15:37,819 --> 00:15:39,319 Maybe I was supposed to do something like that, 302 00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:40,507 you know? 303 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:45,058 - Bigger. - So do it. 304 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,493 - Yeah. - Yeah. 305 00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:48,833 I don't know. 306 00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:53,166 All right. Up for a little old-school "Sonic"? 307 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,001 If you're up for losing, then, yeah. 308 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:56,903 - Oh, all right. - Yeah. 309 00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:58,538 Hey, did Ava ever ask about me? 310 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,006 Yeah, she asked about your nose. 311 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:01,174 - I'm kidding! - Idiot. 312 00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:02,675 Kidding, bro. 313 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,180 Okay, you can't spit in a place like this 314 00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,549 without hitting a lawyer, so we should be able to get out quick. 315 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,217 - Yeah. - Cucumber water? 316 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:14,087 - No. - Oh, lovely. Thank you. 317 00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,925 - Mmm. - Okay, seriously. 318 00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,360 Can you stop jizzing all over yourself? 319 00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:21,994 It's just people with money. 320 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:24,063 Only a rich person would say, "Just people with money." 321 00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:25,619 I'm not rich. 322 00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:29,569 - I'm no longer rich. - I get it. 323 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,270 Fancy yourself an artist type person. 324 00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,072 I fancy myself? 325 00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:36,008 What, money makes you not as good at art? 326 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,844 - That's on you, dude. - Okay, listen. 327 00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:40,213 You don't understand these people, okay? 328 00:16:40,215 --> 00:16:42,882 If you don't fit the mold, they destroy you. 329 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,184 They destroy you? 330 00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,387 You sound like a teenage girl. Grow up. 331 00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,255 You grow up. Money isn't magic. 332 00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:51,023 Magical power to pay your rent on time, 333 00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,092 - fix your car when it breaks. - I'm not talking about 334 00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:55,795 money for living, okay? 335 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,431 I'm talking about wealth. 336 00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,600 - Mm. - Coaster? 337 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:01,567 Thank you. 338 00:17:01,569 --> 00:17:03,536 You call it wealth. 339 00:17:03,538 --> 00:17:05,638 I call it the shortcuts that you got that I didn't. 340 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,274 - I am not some... - Hey, when I started working 341 00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:11,110 at the car dealership, you know what the first thing 342 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:12,879 - I bought was? - Some gruel to quiet 343 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,547 - your rumbling tummy? - A Rolex. 344 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:16,549 Used... "vintage," they called it. 345 00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,317 Thing was busted and the hands didn't even move 346 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,619 and I couldn't afford to fix it. 347 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,454 But when I wore that thing, 348 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,489 people looked at me differently. 349 00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:24,957 Okay? I sold more cars in that first... 350 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,559 Okay, see? You're making my point. 351 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:31,597 It's stupid to let other people decide what is okay and what's not. 352 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,399 - That's easy for you to say. - Okay, um, 353 00:17:33,401 --> 00:17:34,901 I'm gonna find us a lawyer and you get us 354 00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:37,603 - something real to drink. - Will do, m'lady. 355 00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:45,411 Afternoon, sir. 356 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,746 Afternoon. 357 00:17:46,748 --> 00:17:48,414 What are you in the mood for? 358 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,683 You have anything with gin? 359 00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:52,852 Might I recommend the Constable's Lament? 360 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,656 Gin, shaved ginger, cumin. 361 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,424 How about just a gin and tonic? 362 00:17:58,426 --> 00:18:00,793 Yes, sir. 363 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,532 It's ridiculous, right? 364 00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:07,800 I mean, how complicated does it have to be 365 00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:11,137 - to do some day drinking? - Oh, yeah, man. 366 00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,306 - Yeah, just a G-and-T for me. - Exactly. 367 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:15,274 - Yeah. - I'm Kurt Radcliffe. 368 00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:18,778 - Richard... James. - Is Anne James your sister? 369 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,347 Afraid not. No, I'm visiting from back east. 370 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,282 - You a member here? - Oh, yeah. 371 00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:25,818 I had my first drink right here at this very bar. 372 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:28,321 - Hm. Wow. - Yeah. My grampy slipped me 373 00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,623 - the last of his Scotch. - That's awesome. 374 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,959 Well, I was six. He was an asshole. 375 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,131 I'm kidding. 376 00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:36,362 - Actually, I'm not kidding. - Sure. 377 00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:38,898 He was an asshole, but whatever. 378 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,190 Family is family. 379 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,468 So what do you do? 380 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,371 And I thought, there's no way this jury's gonna see it our way. 381 00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:46,806 Then all of a sudden, this guy comes in. 382 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,408 I had them eating out of my hand. 383 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,879 - You looking for someone? - Yeah, a lawyer. 384 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,047 Well... 385 00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:57,416 you've certainly come to the right place. 386 00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:59,385 - Just look for somebody... - Who thinks 387 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,754 their opinion is worth $700 an hour. 388 00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:04,023 Well, you clearly know what you're doing. 389 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:05,658 You mind if I smoke? 390 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,460 Only if you don't share. 391 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,667 Can we smoke in here? 392 00:19:14,669 --> 00:19:18,070 No. But it really pisses them off. 393 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,377 So you're getting a divorce. 394 00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,245 Young woman looking for a lawyer. 395 00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:28,915 Oh, no, my marriage split up a couple years ago. 396 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,018 Yeah, I did that dance twice myself. 397 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,753 Two exes. 398 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,788 One that I like but never get to talk to. 399 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,190 The other one I can't stand. Have lunch with him every week. 400 00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:39,625 Do you still see him? 401 00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:42,862 Actually, she wasn't who I thought she was. 402 00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:46,365 She? Hm. 403 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,734 That's one I never tried. 404 00:19:50,138 --> 00:19:52,572 Call the lady! 405 00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:54,307 Nailed it. 406 00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:55,942 Oh, it was really something, you should have... 407 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,377 - That one. - Oh. 408 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,646 Hollis McCallister. 409 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,582 Yeah, he's one of the best lawyers in Seattle. 410 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,784 - You know him? - He's good. 411 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,285 But I'm better. 412 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,290 Come on. I had to make sure that I liked you first. 413 00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,128 What do you need? 414 00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:29,723 Ezra? 415 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:31,243 Ezra? 416 00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:34,347 Hey, I know you. 417 00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:36,282 Ezra, stop. Ezra! 418 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:41,153 Excuse me? 419 00:20:41,155 --> 00:20:43,956 That was for the dog, not you. 420 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,925 Well, when you disappeared, he needed a home. 421 00:20:45,927 --> 00:20:50,029 So I bought him and I named him Ezra. 422 00:20:51,254 --> 00:20:53,499 Ezra, come here. 423 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,201 Come on. 424 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:57,203 Ezra, roll over. 425 00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:59,438 Roll over. 426 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,073 Another Ezra that doesn't listen to me. 427 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:02,108 That's the story of my life. 428 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:03,843 Okay. 429 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,946 - What are you doing here? - Your father invited me. 430 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,981 Said he had some sort of big announcement to make. 431 00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:11,217 - Yes, so I've heard. - Yeah, and I'm doing your job 432 00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:13,152 - at the company now, so... - Really? 433 00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:14,787 No one... no one told me that. 434 00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:18,457 Well, you never call to check in, so... 435 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:22,194 Right, um, well, I have to say, I'm glad you went back. 436 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:24,997 Yeah, me too. I just had to, like, do my thing, you know? 437 00:21:24,999 --> 00:21:27,566 I learned to tap dance, I learned photography. 438 00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:29,568 - You made cheese. - I made cheese. 439 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,337 Yes, I did. I made cheese. 440 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:36,142 But then I woke up one morning and I was just like, I'm good. 441 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:37,710 - Wow. - Yeah. 442 00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:39,245 And then I called your parents and your job was open 443 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:41,080 and that was a big promotion for me. 444 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:44,717 And I somehow convinced them to let me try it. 445 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:48,020 I bet you're doing really great. 446 00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:51,691 Yeah, I am. Thank you. 447 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,426 Ezra, come! 448 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:57,352 - Don't even say it. - I was not going to. 449 00:21:57,865 --> 00:21:59,298 Ezra! 450 00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:11,844 Somebody get me Agent Simons on the phone! 451 00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:13,079 Right now! 452 00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:22,121 Hey. Do you know what doesn't go with romantic getaways? 453 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,090 - Calls from your coworkers. - First off, 454 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,891 do not ignore my phone calls. 455 00:22:25,893 --> 00:22:27,893 It's rude. And second, how close are we? 456 00:22:27,895 --> 00:22:29,862 - I'm getting a lot of pressure. - You're under pressure? 457 00:22:29,864 --> 00:22:31,597 No disrespect, but I'm the one who's out here 458 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:32,965 with his ass on the line. 459 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,266 Now listen to me, Agent Simons... 460 00:22:34,268 --> 00:22:36,035 Look, Agent Cook, I made a choice. 461 00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:37,436 - Ha! - One that I'm confident 462 00:22:37,438 --> 00:22:39,071 will yield results very soon. 463 00:22:39,073 --> 00:22:40,272 A million-dollar choice. 464 00:22:40,274 --> 00:22:41,874 Here I was, worried about your job. 465 00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:43,476 Now I'm worried about mine. 466 00:22:43,478 --> 00:22:45,778 - How soon? - Any minute now. 467 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:48,280 - I can see it in his eyes. - Well, I hope so. 468 00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:50,382 Because you know what else can ruin a romantic weekend? 469 00:22:50,384 --> 00:22:51,817 A visit from the Doctor. 470 00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:54,754 The Doctor gets his money, we get our lives. 471 00:22:54,756 --> 00:22:56,455 I know, I know. 472 00:22:56,457 --> 00:22:59,058 Take down the Doctor, we reclaim the money, 473 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,994 we get our medals, and I go home. 474 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,663 Get it done, Agent Simons. Soon. 475 00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:06,832 - Consider that an order. - Finish it. 476 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,634 It's time to put this shitty chapter behind us 477 00:23:08,636 --> 00:23:10,102 and blow out of this town. 478 00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:11,804 Absolutely. 479 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,624 So my cousin and her friends used quite a bit of grit 480 00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:22,793 and intelligence to find this woman, 481 00:23:22,795 --> 00:23:25,863 but in order to actually get to her, well, 482 00:23:25,865 --> 00:23:27,364 they have to do a bunch of illegal stuff. 483 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,367 Just to pay for travel, etcetera. 484 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,336 And then they find out that the FBI 485 00:23:32,338 --> 00:23:35,239 has been onto this con woman for quite some time. 486 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:39,176 And they're probably onto my cousin and her pals. 487 00:23:39,178 --> 00:23:42,880 So that's it. Any ideas? 488 00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:45,215 - Thoughts? - Well, it crosses state lines. 489 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,919 - Chip, you do federal. - Okay. 490 00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:51,121 Your cousin doesn't have a lot of choices. 491 00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:54,224 Yeah, but what I'm talking about is pure profit. 492 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,261 Yeah, but you have to have inventory, distribution, 493 00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:58,929 all that pain in the ass stuff. 494 00:23:58,931 --> 00:24:01,064 - We just take our cut... - Ah, you collect crumbs 495 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,733 off the table. 496 00:24:02,735 --> 00:24:04,201 - You don't actually, you know... - Sell something. 497 00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:07,738 - Yes. Sell something. - Right? Something real. 498 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,040 Something that a customer can touch, right? 499 00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:12,843 That I can point at and say, "Value. Good. Buy." 500 00:24:12,845 --> 00:24:14,445 And then you set the price. 501 00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:16,113 Sounds like an old-fashioned way of making money to me. 502 00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:17,614 I think I'll stick to playing the markets. 503 00:24:17,616 --> 00:24:19,783 - Rich is rich in my book. - Well said. 504 00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:21,003 Hey! 505 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,554 Hey, so sorry to interrupt. 506 00:24:23,556 --> 00:24:25,189 - Can I grab you for a second? - Yeah, of course. 507 00:24:25,191 --> 00:24:27,024 Real quick, I want you to meet the gang. 508 00:24:27,026 --> 00:24:30,127 This is Kurt, Duke, Bobby. Guys, this is my friend, 509 00:24:30,129 --> 00:24:32,896 - Jules Langmore. - Nice to meet you. 510 00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:35,132 Julia Langmore. 511 00:24:35,134 --> 00:24:36,800 Jesus Christ. 512 00:24:36,802 --> 00:24:39,703 - Uh, we... we have to go. - No, no, no. 513 00:24:39,705 --> 00:24:41,472 This should be good. 514 00:24:41,474 --> 00:24:44,308 So, you a big, famous artist yet? 515 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:46,710 Hm? Stealing shit left and right? 516 00:24:46,712 --> 00:24:48,712 Wait, wait, wait. This... this is that girl? 517 00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:50,647 This was your sister's roommate? 518 00:24:50,649 --> 00:24:53,250 Oh, yeah. This is her. 519 00:24:53,252 --> 00:24:55,052 One classy bitch. 520 00:24:55,054 --> 00:24:56,753 Hey, easy, man. 521 00:24:56,755 --> 00:24:58,388 Why don't we all just finish our drinks... 522 00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,824 - Is this your girlfriend? - It's my friend, but... 523 00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:02,960 This is a bad person. A fraud. 524 00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:04,561 It's not true. It wasn't my fault. 525 00:25:04,563 --> 00:25:05,963 - It wasn't your fault? - Hey, hands off, man. 526 00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:07,831 - Be a gentleman. - Watch what you say to me, 527 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,233 - you dick! - I will pound your teeth 528 00:25:09,235 --> 00:25:10,901 into your goddamn throat. 529 00:25:10,903 --> 00:25:13,303 All right, all right. Richard, let him up now. 530 00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:17,608 You should be ashamed of who you are! 531 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:19,444 All right, man. 532 00:25:20,579 --> 00:25:22,779 Jules? Hey. 533 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:28,752 Oh, sorry. Hey, what the hell happened in there? 534 00:25:28,754 --> 00:25:30,621 Nothing. Sorry I messed up heaven for you. 535 00:25:30,623 --> 00:25:32,856 That's not what I meant. What happened? 536 00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:35,058 No. We are not talking about it. 537 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,469 Honey, you look very handsome in your denim and leather apron. 538 00:25:46,698 --> 00:25:50,364 I just hope the neighbors don't have their binoculars out. 539 00:25:50,476 --> 00:25:52,042 I don't know how this is gonna go. 540 00:25:52,044 --> 00:25:53,443 - Oh, sweetie. - I didn't have 541 00:25:53,445 --> 00:25:55,612 such a good time downstairs and it was just... 542 00:25:55,614 --> 00:25:58,815 Ours went fine, and it's gonna be fine, I promise. 543 00:25:58,817 --> 00:26:02,019 If you can keep your temper in check. 544 00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:04,388 - I'll keep my temper in check. - You will? 545 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:06,056 - Yes, I promise. - Okay. 546 00:26:06,058 --> 00:26:07,457 - Thank you. - Can I get a kiss? 547 00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:10,394 - Please do. - Mmm. 548 00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:11,828 It's great to have them both here. 549 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,896 Mm-hmm. 550 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,501 Wait, oh, let me guess. So Josh and Ezra 551 00:26:17,503 --> 00:26:19,002 both needed five stitches each 552 00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:21,338 - and they owed you $20? - And they never paid! 553 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:22,706 - I didn't have any money! - Pretty sure I paid. 554 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,822 I paid. 555 00:26:24,476 --> 00:26:25,976 - Arthur, Arthur, honey. - Josh got locked 556 00:26:25,978 --> 00:26:27,010 - in the basement. - No. 557 00:26:27,012 --> 00:26:28,312 Put them out of their misery. 558 00:26:28,314 --> 00:26:31,315 Just give us the news. Okay? 559 00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:32,849 Okay, I suppose it's time. 560 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:34,318 Mm-hmm. 561 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:36,763 Um... 562 00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:37,854 - Very serious. - Official. 563 00:26:37,856 --> 00:26:40,357 I've gathered you all together here because, as you know, 564 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,825 I have a big announcement to make. 565 00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:43,093 Wait, an announcement? 566 00:26:43,095 --> 00:26:44,528 You never mentioned that to us. 567 00:26:44,530 --> 00:26:46,330 - With, uh... - God. The Three Stooges. 568 00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:49,032 ...everything that's been going on in our family lately, 569 00:26:49,034 --> 00:26:51,234 um, combined with my attack, 570 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:54,949 I've been thinking a lot about priorities. 571 00:26:55,894 --> 00:27:00,063 You know, you just spend all day thinking about the next thing. 572 00:27:00,065 --> 00:27:02,999 The one you think is gonna be bigger or brighter. 573 00:27:03,001 --> 00:27:05,568 And you can lose sight of what you have. 574 00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:07,237 How valuable it is. 575 00:27:07,239 --> 00:27:09,205 How it could all go away. 576 00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:12,175 And life, as they say, is for the living. 577 00:27:12,177 --> 00:27:14,945 So, for years, your mother and I have been 578 00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:16,880 talking about taking a trip. 579 00:27:16,882 --> 00:27:19,115 - A second honeymoon. - You have? 580 00:27:19,117 --> 00:27:21,751 To whom, exactly, have you spoken about this? 581 00:27:21,753 --> 00:27:23,453 Well, you don't know everything about us, 582 00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:24,754 - then, do you, huh? - Apparently not. 583 00:27:24,756 --> 00:27:26,748 So now, now... 584 00:27:27,426 --> 00:27:29,392 God damn it, we're gonna do it. 585 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,761 We're taking six months and we're just going. 586 00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:33,897 - Six months? - Yes, if you're gonna charter 587 00:27:33,899 --> 00:27:35,966 a boat in the Mediterranean, you may as well 588 00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:38,301 make it worth your while. 589 00:27:38,303 --> 00:27:39,903 - Seriously? - Yeah. 590 00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:41,071 Wow. I'm so happy you guys are going. 591 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:42,596 - You so deserve it. - Wait. 592 00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:43,583 What's gonna happen with the company 593 00:27:43,584 --> 00:27:45,753 - while you're gone? - Well, he's getting to that. 594 00:27:46,261 --> 00:27:48,959 - Slowly. - You boys are smart. 595 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960 You have integrity. 596 00:27:51,339 --> 00:27:53,101 You treat people well. 597 00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:59,691 You've grown into men that I'm proud to call my sons. 598 00:27:59,872 --> 00:28:01,938 You're not actually dying, are you, Dad? 599 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,341 - That's very funny, Josh. - You wanna know who's dying? 600 00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:07,043 I'm dying! Come on, get with it! 601 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:10,847 Your mother and I have decided that we would like 602 00:28:10,849 --> 00:28:14,050 the two of you... with Gaby's help... 603 00:28:14,052 --> 00:28:17,420 to start taking over the family business. 604 00:28:17,422 --> 00:28:19,422 What? 605 00:28:19,424 --> 00:28:21,124 We thought you were never gonna leave. 606 00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:24,027 Yeah, mostly because you said, "I will never leave. 607 00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:25,762 They can wheel me out." 608 00:28:25,764 --> 00:28:28,365 I had a change of heart. 609 00:28:28,367 --> 00:28:30,066 It happens. 610 00:28:30,068 --> 00:28:35,872 Sometimes the life you want is right in front of you. 611 00:28:35,874 --> 00:28:39,142 You just have to see it. 612 00:28:39,144 --> 00:28:41,077 And take it. 613 00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:52,923 Am I weird for wanting to stay in with you all the time 614 00:28:52,925 --> 00:28:56,259 rather than going to some fancy, shmancy place? 615 00:28:56,261 --> 00:29:00,096 No. No, I don't think you're weird. 616 00:29:00,098 --> 00:29:01,533 Really? 617 00:29:02,835 --> 00:29:04,437 How about now? 618 00:29:05,604 --> 00:29:06,876 No. 619 00:29:07,606 --> 00:29:08,939 - No? - No. 620 00:29:11,677 --> 00:29:13,944 - Now? - No, that's not weird. 621 00:29:13,946 --> 00:29:16,179 I-I do that all the time. 622 00:29:16,181 --> 00:29:19,649 - Now? - Disgusting, but not weird. 623 00:29:20,986 --> 00:29:22,752 But you know what? Now that you mention it... 624 00:29:22,754 --> 00:29:25,589 - What? - There is something strange. 625 00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:27,257 I knew it. It's my big toe, isn't it? 626 00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:30,093 - No... well, yeah. - Hey! 627 00:29:30,095 --> 00:29:32,362 - What is it? - It's your hands. 628 00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:34,798 - My hands are not weird! - Yeah, no, they are. 629 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,299 - Here, look. - No! 630 00:29:36,301 --> 00:29:38,702 Come here, let me see. 631 00:29:38,704 --> 00:29:40,437 - What? - Look. 632 00:29:40,439 --> 00:29:44,507 See, now... your hands look perfect. 633 00:29:45,731 --> 00:29:48,378 Oh, my God. 634 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:51,114 It's a saffron. 635 00:29:51,116 --> 00:29:54,517 I've never seen one before. 636 00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:56,052 They're crazy rare, right? 637 00:29:59,024 --> 00:30:00,457 Crazy rare. 638 00:30:03,228 --> 00:30:06,863 You are the most incredible, 639 00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:09,799 fascinating woman I've ever met. 640 00:30:09,801 --> 00:30:15,338 And I know a life with you would be beautiful. 641 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:18,742 And I know that we would laugh every single day. 642 00:30:18,744 --> 00:30:23,613 Saffron Keyes, will you marry me? 643 00:30:28,013 --> 00:30:29,452 No. 644 00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:34,575 - No? - No. 645 00:30:34,577 --> 00:30:36,744 I have a counter proposal. 646 00:30:36,746 --> 00:30:39,247 Uh, you do? 647 00:30:39,249 --> 00:30:41,382 Let's run away together. 648 00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,051 You and me. Tonight. 649 00:30:43,053 --> 00:30:45,119 You don't have any obligations. 650 00:30:45,121 --> 00:30:47,121 I don't have any that I care about. 651 00:30:47,123 --> 00:30:50,458 Yeah, but I mean, how... how would that even work? 652 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:53,528 We just take the jet and disappear? 653 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,530 - Yeah. - Start new lives? 654 00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:58,466 Yeah. Patrick, I love you. Do you love me? 655 00:30:58,468 --> 00:31:01,469 - I do. I love you. - Okay. 656 00:31:01,471 --> 00:31:03,905 Let's just go, now. Tonight. 657 00:31:03,907 --> 00:31:07,575 We don't have to live by anyone else's rules. 658 00:31:07,577 --> 00:31:11,479 I mean, isn't that what you've been searching for? 659 00:31:27,964 --> 00:31:30,898 I can't do that. 660 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:34,669 I don't... I don't know if it's my mother's voice in my head 661 00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:37,972 or all the Sundays I spent in church, 662 00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:39,407 but I need... 663 00:31:43,246 --> 00:31:46,013 I guess I'm just traditional. 664 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,421 I guess I'm just not. 665 00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:13,374 If you add it all up, Maddie could get 30-40 years in prison. 666 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:15,009 What about us? 667 00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:17,178 They say we'll maybe do five. 668 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,780 - Five years? - Years. 669 00:32:18,782 --> 00:32:21,048 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 670 00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:22,591 But there is one more thing. 671 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,520 If we're willing to work with the FBI 672 00:32:25,522 --> 00:32:27,688 to bring Maddie to justice... 673 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:29,690 - Mm-hmm. - We could make a deal. 674 00:32:29,692 --> 00:32:32,493 - Okay. - Do probation, 675 00:32:32,495 --> 00:32:33,661 not serve any time. 676 00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:35,863 Could you do that? 677 00:32:35,865 --> 00:32:39,200 Put the woman that you love behind bars? 678 00:32:39,202 --> 00:32:44,205 Well, I'd know where she is all the time. 679 00:32:44,207 --> 00:32:48,843 I could visit her. Bring her magazines. 680 00:32:48,845 --> 00:32:50,711 Maybe she'd finally do crosswords with me. 681 00:32:50,713 --> 00:32:52,980 She never would before. 682 00:32:52,982 --> 00:32:54,549 And then maybe we could finally... 683 00:32:56,486 --> 00:32:58,049 Yeah, stupid idea. 684 00:32:59,355 --> 00:33:04,425 Hey, um, thanks for having my back there at the club. 685 00:33:06,529 --> 00:33:08,996 Yeah, the code's the code, right? 686 00:33:08,998 --> 00:33:11,616 Pretty sure that's not in the code. 687 00:33:13,002 --> 00:33:15,570 Well, you're welcome, then. 688 00:33:19,275 --> 00:33:21,342 That stuff they were talking about, 689 00:33:21,344 --> 00:33:23,444 that's what was in your envelope? 690 00:33:23,446 --> 00:33:24,812 In the freezer? 691 00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:36,732 My mom was just so sick. 692 00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:42,530 And, uh, you know, I didn't know what to do. 693 00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:44,031 This guy comes to me, 694 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:49,537 talking about shaving some points and money. 695 00:33:53,109 --> 00:33:54,809 - I don't know. - Hey. 696 00:33:57,113 --> 00:33:59,146 We do what we have to do. 697 00:34:01,951 --> 00:34:04,418 - You wanna talk about... - My envelope stays sealed. 698 00:34:07,574 --> 00:34:09,223 So what do we do now? 699 00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:10,758 We gotta call Ezra. 700 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,394 What if our phones are tapped? 701 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,831 We'll text him. 702 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:19,600 Pretty sure they can track that, too. 703 00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:21,469 We'll text him in code. 704 00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:23,304 - Come on. - Okay. 705 00:34:32,411 --> 00:34:34,533 _ 706 00:34:34,984 --> 00:34:37,418 Yo, I was thinking, because I'm older, 707 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:40,187 I should have Dad's office and you should have Mom's. 708 00:34:40,189 --> 00:34:44,258 You do know Mom's a year older than Dad. 709 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,360 Right, right. Hmm. 710 00:34:46,362 --> 00:34:49,630 No problem. It's all yours. 711 00:34:49,632 --> 00:34:52,466 - For reals? - Mm-hmm. 712 00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:55,803 Shit, man. You're gonna back out. 713 00:34:55,805 --> 00:34:57,705 They just offered us the fricking company. 714 00:34:57,707 --> 00:35:00,675 Look, I thought you wanted to go to Denmark and be like Dink. 715 00:35:00,677 --> 00:35:02,343 I can be Dink right here. 716 00:35:02,345 --> 00:35:04,679 This is like my Dink moment. 717 00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,847 And you? 718 00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:08,849 You know... 719 00:35:08,851 --> 00:35:11,118 we would be like... 720 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,354 I just... I don't know if I can do it. 721 00:35:13,356 --> 00:35:15,489 Okay. But you're not saying no. 722 00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:17,158 No, just think about it. 723 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,628 Do not let this go. 'Cause we would kill it, man. 724 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:23,264 As brothers. You know? 725 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,167 Hey, Ezra the human, you wanna go walk 726 00:35:26,169 --> 00:35:28,836 - Ezra the dog with me? - Sure. 727 00:35:28,838 --> 00:35:32,306 - And around they go again. - Shut up, Josh. 728 00:35:34,744 --> 00:35:36,410 So then he walks in the exam room 729 00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:40,381 and he's like, "Hi, I'm Dr. Sheffield, the vetinarian." And I'm like, 730 00:35:40,383 --> 00:35:42,483 - "Oh, you mean the veterinarian?" - Yeah. 731 00:35:42,485 --> 00:35:44,218 And he looks at me like I'm pronouncing it wrong. 732 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:45,553 - That's nuts. - No, it gets crazier. 733 00:35:45,555 --> 00:35:47,822 Later that day, I went to return a book 734 00:35:47,824 --> 00:35:49,290 and there was this woman that I didn't recognize 735 00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:50,658 sitting at the desk and she's like, 736 00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:53,394 "Hi, I'm Mrs. Jones, the new libarian." 737 00:35:53,396 --> 00:35:55,029 - No! - Like, you have to be able 738 00:35:55,031 --> 00:35:56,593 to pronounce your own job. 739 00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:57,898 - It should be a requirement. - Yeah. 740 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,600 - At the very least. - Uh, sorry. 741 00:35:59,602 --> 00:36:01,435 My friends think they're being funny or something. 742 00:36:01,437 --> 00:36:02,770 Oh, do you have new friends? 743 00:36:02,772 --> 00:36:04,605 - Uh, yeah. - Wow. 744 00:36:04,607 --> 00:36:07,241 - You got a problem with that? - No, it's just so fancy. 745 00:36:09,412 --> 00:36:12,179 It's pretty crazy about your mom and dad, huh? 746 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,614 - Yeah. - Yeah. 747 00:36:13,616 --> 00:36:16,450 Um, you know, Josh wants to do it and I think 748 00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:18,786 it could be really good. 749 00:36:18,788 --> 00:36:22,523 - It's just, um... - What? 750 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:24,892 Part of me thinks I need to finish what I started 751 00:36:24,894 --> 00:36:27,595 with my so-called ex-wife. 752 00:36:27,597 --> 00:36:29,599 Did you just roll your eyes at me? 753 00:36:31,401 --> 00:36:34,068 Oh, sorry. I don't know what they're playing at. 754 00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:37,471 You know what? What your dad said is pretty spot on, Ezra. 755 00:36:37,473 --> 00:36:38,939 I hope it doesn't take you 30 years 756 00:36:38,941 --> 00:36:40,541 of whatever you're doing to realize 757 00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:42,910 what you have standing right in front of you. 758 00:36:45,248 --> 00:36:48,449 Maybe. 759 00:36:48,451 --> 00:36:49,650 Maybe it won't. 760 00:36:51,387 --> 00:36:53,587 - Actually, my ride's here. - Oh, yeah? 761 00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,790 - Mm-hmm. - I see you've made 762 00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,325 - new friends, too. - Hm. 763 00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:01,429 To be determined. 764 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:04,365 Maybe I'll see you at the office. 765 00:37:26,665 --> 00:37:28,198 Got a 1:00 tee time. You in? 766 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,034 Ooh, isn't that a pretty long lunch? 767 00:37:31,036 --> 00:37:32,936 Oh, wait. We're the boss. 768 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,040 Check your top drawer. 769 00:37:40,011 --> 00:37:42,345 It's blueberry peach. 770 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,781 - Who's better than you? - No one. 771 00:38:03,668 --> 00:38:04,901 Ezra, no! 772 00:38:19,718 --> 00:38:20,750 - Hello? - Bro! 773 00:38:20,752 --> 00:38:22,252 Why have you not texted us back? 774 00:38:22,254 --> 00:38:24,921 You were, like, butt-emojing me. 775 00:38:24,923 --> 00:38:26,990 It wasn't butt emoji, it was code! 776 00:38:26,992 --> 00:38:29,959 Frog, bikini, Eiffel Tower is FBI. 777 00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:31,694 Eiffel Tower is spelled with an E. 778 00:38:31,696 --> 00:38:33,496 What? Eiffel Tower? That's not the point, man. 779 00:38:33,498 --> 00:38:36,733 - The point is that... - Ez, this is serious. 780 00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:38,568 Patrick is in the FBI. 781 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,203 Wait. What? 782 00:38:40,205 --> 00:38:41,738 The Feds are trying to take Maddie down. 783 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:43,406 They could come after us, too. Okay. 784 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,675 Look, man. We need you back, like, now. 785 00:38:45,677 --> 00:38:47,043 - Just come now. - All right. 786 00:38:47,045 --> 00:38:49,279 All right, calm down. 787 00:38:49,281 --> 00:38:53,516 Everything's gonna be okay. 788 00:38:53,518 --> 00:38:55,051 Okay? 789 00:39:11,703 --> 00:39:13,303 - Airport, please. - You got it. 790 00:39:20,812 --> 00:39:24,047 Granola bar? 791 00:39:24,049 --> 00:39:27,050 Je suis desole, madame. Je ne parle pas Anglais. 792 00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:29,419 Oh, I'm sorry. 793 00:39:57,015 --> 00:39:59,015 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com