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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't turn on the light.

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I have something to tell you guys

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and it's hard enough as it is.

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I don't wanna have to see your faces.

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I'm taking the job in Denver.

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Are you crying?

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Aw, come on, now.

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So... is this, like, a, uh, "hold me" cry

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or a "get me a Kleenex" cry,

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or "I'm fine with you
goin' in the other room,

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grabbin' a beer, and watching
'SportsCenter'" cry?

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Just let me know what you want me to do.

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Leave me alone.

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Wait. Hold me.

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Okay.

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No, don't hold me.

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Okay.

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So, those cookies you keep in
the nightstand there,

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wha... what exactly do those do for ya?

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They make the sadness go away,
and they help me forget

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that my son is planning to move
halfway across the world.

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I'll try one.

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Yeah, hold me again.

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Okay.

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Good morning.

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Hey. You're up early.

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Yeah. It's a beautiful day.
The sun is shining.

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Might as well get up and enjoy it.

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You're still high on cookies.

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Li'l bit.

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Morning.

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Um... hi.

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So, you were awake when I opened
your door last night?

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I sure was.

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So you remember about the...

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Denver, and the...

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going?

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I sure do.

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And I didn't get to say it last night,

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so I'm gonna say it now.

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Congratulations, honey.
I am so proud of you.

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- Oh!
- Hoo!

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I think I just breathed for
the first time since yesterday.

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But, look, it's still a ways off.

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I mean, they don't even need me
to start till June 25th.

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Oh, cool! Great.

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That means we have time
to get you ready and do stuff.

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Hey, do you want me to make you

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a homemade breakfast to celebrate?

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Huh? Freezer pancakes? Freezer eggs?

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I will stick anything
in that microwave that you want.

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Freezer eggs sound good.

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Okay, you got it.

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So... have you told your brother
and sister the big news?

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No, I was thinking
maybe I could Snapchat 'em.

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You know what? Why don't I knock
that off the list right now?

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Axl, they're right down
the hall. You gotta tell 'em.

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Ugh, it's gonna be a whole thing.

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Can't we just put on a movie the day of

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and I can sneak out past 'em?

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That's how Dad would do it.

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Fine.

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Pbht. Okay! I have to tell
you guys something.

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Sue, get in here!

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Oh, no. It's Denver, isn't it?

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You're going. No! Staying. No! Going!

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My heart is beating
like a rabbit. Just tell me!

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I've decided to take the job.

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Noooo!

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I thought I'd be okay once you said it,

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but I'm not okay.

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I am really not okay with this, Axl.

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You know, I know we fight,
and you're mean and insult me,

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and you spray cheese up my nose
when I'm asleep,

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but I don't want you to move away.

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And Denver's far. It's really far.

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Uh... Brick?

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Yeah?

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Did you hear what I said?
I'm going to Denver.

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I heard.

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Do you know if this is
a load-bearing wall?

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Brick!

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Sorry.

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Do you know how long it is
before you have to go?

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About a month.

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That's barely any time!

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I know!

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I mean, in that time, I bet you
wouldn't even miss your bed

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if we just moved it down to the basement.

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- What?
- I might want to turn this whole area

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into a reading lounge,
and it seems impractical

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not to move the heavy stuff

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while we still have the manpower.

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Axl. Just

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Just promise me that before you go,

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we'll have a moment.

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You know, like a real
brother/sister moment.

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Isn't that what we're doing right now?

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Whatever you're doing, can you
move a scosh to the right?

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Brick, do you not get it?! I'm leaving!

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Like, moving out of the state!

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- I know.
- And you're just worried

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about moving the bed?

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The... Oh, my God. Ugh!

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The bed I slept next to you in
for your whole life?

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This is our room, Brick.

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We shared secrets and stories and...

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Sue! Stop crying so loud

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so I can hear Brick!

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So, Axl had only
30 days to tie up loose ends,

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and the first on that list was
learning to tie an actual tie.

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Oh, Axl. Got a moment for our moment?

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Sue, seriously, this is not happening.

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We are not making binders.

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We are not doing
"Axl and Sue the Final Journey."

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We are not wearing buttons
with our faces on them.

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I know all the family
is sad about me leaving,

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but people are just
gonna have to deal with it.

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Look, it doesn't have to be a big thing.

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Just one moment.

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One quality brother-sister
moment before you go.

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That's all I'm asking for.

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Relax, Sue. We got, like, a whole month.

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- Uh-oh.
- Brick?

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What the hell?

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What the...

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I've had my eye on this bookcase

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in the back room
of the library for years.

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I never had space for it, but now I do.

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In my zeal to bring it home,

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it's possible I may have
misjudged the size.

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Dude, I still need to get in here!

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Oh, my God.

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Ugh!

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How did you do this?!

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I don't want much, but when I do,

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I really want it.

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Axl. Axl!

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You try.

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Okay, but this was not our moment!

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This e-mail you
printed out from Hinterlands

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was still in the printer.

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Oh, yeah, thanks.

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When did you say they need you
to start again?

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What? I told you, June 25th.

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This says 5/25.

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Yeah, 5/25, June 25th.

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5/25 is May 25th.

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I don't think so.

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Uh, I do think so.

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Are you sure?

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Axl, it's not really up for debate.

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Five is definitely May.

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No, no, no, no, no.
That doesn't make sense.

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What about Cinco de Mayo? What?

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Well, cinco is six in Spanish,
so May is the sixth month.

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I know 'cause that's how I remember.

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Cinco is not six.

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Uno, dos, tres, quatro, siete, cinco...

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I don't care what it is in Spanish!

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The fifth month is May.

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January, February... No, wait.

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30 days has September...

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- It's May.
- Just let me tell you my system!

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Let me tell you my system! It's May!

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Your first day of work is in four days!

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- Really? - What?!
- Yeah, really.

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So, stop standing there
like Bobo the Executive Boy,

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put some pants on, and start packing.

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- What about this one?
- Unh-unh. Not good enough.

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You know, when you're moving,

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some boxes are better than others.

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You want your dry goods... cereals.

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Oh, your toilet-paper boxes
are the belle of the box ball.

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You see one of those, you snag 'em fast.

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You guys, I told you,
I don't have that much stuff.

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I could just use trash bags.

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No way. We're sending
our boy off in style.

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That's why we're in an alley

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behind the Frugal Hoosier
trolling for boxes.

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This is the only one
I could find back there.

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Unh-unh, Randy. I am not buyin' it.

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I think you're holding out on me.

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Now, I didn't want
to have to use my pull,

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but we are members of your
Frugal Hoosier Miser's Club.

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Mere points from achieving
Tightwad status.

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Yeah. You got kids?

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Would you want to send your son

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off to a prestigious new job

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with all his stuff
in a cruddy little onion box?

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Actually, I thought I'd send
my kid off with luggage.

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Hey, Randy, check the 'tude.

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Now, I don't know if you're
saving 'em for sledding

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or building a fort for your kids,

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but I know you got a secret stash.

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So why don't you march yourself

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back to wherever you're hiding it

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and bring mama the good stuff?

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Axl, go watch him.
We don't have a lot of time.

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We still need to get
to Bed Bath and Between.

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New job, new sheets.

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Gonna send our boy off right!

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Frankie, I gotta tell ya, I'm shocked.

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You're handling this really well.

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Am I? Am I?

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You think I want to be up
to my knees in dead fruit,

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trying to make it easier
for my son to move away from us?

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I do not, but I have to.
And do you know why?

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'Cause boys want
to get away from their moms.

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Right now, when he's living
here, he has to see me,

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but the minute he moves away,
he holds all the cards.

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If I get too clingy or too naggy,

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you think he's gonna want
to come back for the holidays

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or pick up the phone when I call?

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No. I gotta be cool.

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It's like a freakin'
Miss America pageant,

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and I am being judged at every turn.

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One wobble, one misstep, and I am out.

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My son decides to move
halfway across the country,

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can I complain? No.

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I gotta just glue
that bathing suit to my ass,

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slap that Vaseline on my teeth,
and smile, smile, smile.

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Hey! There he is.

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Ooh, looks like you scored
some winners there.

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You know what? We did so well today.

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Why don't we celebrate?

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How about we grab a brewski

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- at Goobers on the way back?
- Really?

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You want to get a drink
in the middle of the afternoon?

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Uh, yeah, I do! I'm cool.

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I'm way cooler than you think I am.

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Sue.

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Can I, uh, talk to you a minute?

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Yeeees?

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You know, obviously,
I'm leaving in a couple of days,

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and I won't be seeing you guys
for a while...

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- Uh-huh.
- ...which is kind of a big deal.

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Uh-huh.

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So...

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Why do you think Brick
isn't gonna miss me?

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W...

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I don't know, Axl.

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I'm not really focused on Brick
right now.

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Kinda more focused on you.

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Which you should be. So why isn't Brick?

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Axl, I'm pretty devastated
that you're leaving, so...

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Which is the right response,

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so what do you think is up with Brick?

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Pbht.

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So, are you gonna ask him, or...

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With one day to go
and the house in chaos,

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it seemed the bookcase

254
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,141
was the only thing that wasn't moving.

255
00:10:40,165 --> 00:10:41,998
Damn it!

256
00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:44,545
Any luck?

257
00:10:44,569 --> 00:10:47,782
The answer to that question
will forever be "no."

258
00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:48,950
I don't know how the hell he did it,

259
00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:50,151
but he really wedged this in there.

260
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:51,652
I may have to take off the doorjamb.

261
00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,521
No, you can't!

262
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:56,424
It has all the markings of
the kids' heights as they grew.

263
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,726
That has to stay here forever,
especially now

264
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,495
when we're all feeling so sentimental.

265
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,965
Excuse me. Pardon me.

266
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,607
Look, it's not ideal,
but it's not un-ideal.

267
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,643
I say we embrace it
and call it a happy accident.

268
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,431
That's true. We embraced you.

269
00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:18,868
Wait, what?

270
00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:20,803
Nothing. Enjoy your library.

271
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:23,327
May I please see
my siblings in the kitchen?!

272
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,312
Oh, everybody. Gather 'round.

273
00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,415
All right. Listen.

274
00:11:32,439 --> 00:11:34,483
I don't know if you remember,
but Hinterlands

275
00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:38,788
is giving me a sweet
company car, which means...

276
00:11:38,812 --> 00:11:40,278
I'm not gonna need my car in Colorado.

277
00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:42,250
- Really?
- Then how are you gonna get there?

278
00:11:42,274 --> 00:11:44,719
We're driving him there.
We're all gonna drive him there.

279
00:11:44,743 --> 00:11:47,088
- Oh!
- Uh, nobody talked to me about that.

280
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:48,956
I can't just pick up
and go at a moment's notice.

281
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,291
Do you got plans?

282
00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:52,649
I got books. That's better than plans.

283
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:54,461
It's gonna be fun, Brick.

284
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:55,996
We're all going together as a family

285
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,431
to kick your brother out of the nest.

286
00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:01,802
I don't know what this infatuation is

287
00:12:01,826 --> 00:12:03,270
you have with family car trips.

288
00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:06,106
Nobody's happy on them.
We like them only in retrospect.

289
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,875
Well, that's true
about anything with family.

290
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,406
- But... we do it anyway.
- Fine.

291
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,408
But I need some assurance that I
won't have to sit in the middle.

292
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,676
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

293
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,978
You gotta sit in the middle, Brick.

294
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,713
- That's your spot.
- Not anymore.

295
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,381
My feet are on the hump, you two fight

296
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,443
and pass food across me, and I'm sorry,

297
00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,714
but a busted seatbelt
tied in a bow is not safe.

298
00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:24,149
I officially call the window seat.

299
00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:26,117
- You can't call it.
- And yet I just did.

300
00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:27,852
Yes! Axl has to sit in the middle.

301
00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:29,923
I've been putting together
a scrapbook I want to show him,

302
00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,391
and this way it can rest
on both our laps.

303
00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:32,526
It's long. You'll like it.

304
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:33,593
Look, we can talk about that later.

305
00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:35,362
The point is, I no longer need my car,

306
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,097
which means one of you two
lucky recipients

307
00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:41,568
is about to be the proud owner
of a brand-newly acquired,

308
00:12:41,592 --> 00:12:43,670
mid-sized, style-free, gray sedan.

309
00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:44,771
Wait, wait, wait.

310
00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:46,273
If anyone's getting the car,
it should be me.

311
00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,521
I'm older. No, I should get it.

312
00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:49,989
You already have Aunt Edie's car.

313
00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:52,391
Whoa, hey! I've already decided
who's getting the car.

314
00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:55,683
Okay? The winner of this competition.

315
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,286
Okay, Axl, that is ridiculous.

316
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,821
We're not a couple of trained poodles

317
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,955
just waiting around to dance...

318
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:02,323
First question!

319
00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:03,358
What's my favorite sandwich?

320
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,159
I know this one! Cereal on white bread.

321
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,661
Sorry. You didn't buzz in.

322
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,096
Buzz! What is cereal on white bread?

323
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,364
I didn't know I had to buzz in.

324
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,732
What game show do you not buzz in?

325
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,433
Moving on to general family knowledge.

326
00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:16,104
Which hip is the site of Mom's
mysterious bruise?

327
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,138
- The left!
- The right!

328
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,240
Buzz! You're both wrong. It migrates.

329
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,209
Hey! Mom is on the board!

330
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,610
Hey, Dad, you want to get in on this?

331
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,071
We're playing for my car.

332
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,212
If I want your car, I'll take it.

333
00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:28,244
- I paid for it.
- Yeah.

334
00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,514
Well, I paid for your life, so...

335
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,929
All right, next question.

336
00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:36,932
Does Sue or does Sue not
keep her old braces

337
00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,300
in a drawer next to her bed?

338
00:13:38,324 --> 00:13:39,764
How did you know that?

339
00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:40,704
Buzz! Yes.

340
00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:41,937
Wow, Sue. That was supposed to be easy.

341
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:43,432
I was throwing you a bone on that one.

342
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,966
Speaking of bones, what is my most

343
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,435
clever reference to Sue as a dog?

344
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,036
Oh! Licks up my own barf.

345
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,072
- Buzz! Licks up my own barf.
- That is correct!

346
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,374
And the judges would have
also accepted "pees on trees."

347
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,371
Yes!

348
00:13:53,395 --> 00:13:55,235
What game did we play
when we were out camping

349
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,903
where we used all the old game pieces?

350
00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:58,238
Battleboggleopoly.

351
00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:00,006
Wha... Dad, that's not fair!

352
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,875
Are you playing or not?!
Is he playing or not?

353
00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:03,205
Also, what's the rule about buzzing in?

354
00:14:03,229 --> 00:14:04,440
'Cause sometimes you only accept buzzes,

355
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,708
and sometimes you don't accept buzzes...

356
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:06,942
For the lightning round,

357
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:09,078
what did I get Sue for her 21st birthday?

358
00:14:09,102 --> 00:14:10,145
Oh! I know the answer!

359
00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:11,247
Nothing. The answer is nothing!

360
00:14:11,271 --> 00:14:12,729
Buzz, nothing! What is nothing?

361
00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:15,103
Ooh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

362
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,726
The correct answer is...

363
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,140
- my car.
- W-What?

364
00:14:19,164 --> 00:14:20,775
Yeah. Brick gets the consolation prize...

365
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:21,876
my inflatable palm tree.

366
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,666
And Sue gets the car.

367
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,333
Ah. Ah! Really?

368
00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:27,956
Oh, my God! Thank you!

369
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,491
Axl, thank you! Thank you so much!

370
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,860
- Oh!
- Yeah, whatever. It makes sense.

371
00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:34,396
It's not a big deal. Don't make
it a bigger thing than it is.

372
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,264
I like the inflatable palm tree.

373
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:39,367
I'm doing a little microfiche
niche where your bed used to be,

374
00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:41,545
a "fiche-niche," as it were.

375
00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,113
A palm tree will hip it up nicely.

376
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:44,748
All right, thanks for playing, kiddies!

377
00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:46,917
I'm gonna go pack.
I'll see you on the flip side.

378
00:14:50,211 --> 00:14:52,278
Pbht.

379
00:14:53,815 --> 00:14:55,092
Brick.

380
00:14:58,086 --> 00:15:00,030
Brick?

381
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:16,229
What are you doing?

382
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:18,064
I'm saving my seat for tomorrow.

383
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,966
Since you refuse to respect
the fact that I called it,

384
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,534
I will occupy it until we go.

385
00:15:24,361 --> 00:15:27,507
Brick, it's our last night
sleeping in our room.

386
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:30,699
Don't you want to spend it like
we spent the last 16 years?

387
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,476
Side by side, as brothers,
talking into the night?

388
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,211
Come on, man. Where's your heart?

389
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,114
With the rest of my body in a
window seat, and it's not moving.

390
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,082
All right, fine, you're not gonna come

391
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,583
to our room, I'll come to you.

392
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,078
- Smartie?
- No, thanks.

393
00:15:50,102 --> 00:15:51,312
Can I say something?

394
00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:53,481
I'm leaving tomorrow,
and it kinda feels like

395
00:15:53,505 --> 00:15:55,283
you care more about your bookcase

396
00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:57,218
and your redecorating
and your "fiche-niche"

397
00:15:57,242 --> 00:15:58,820
than you care about me.

398
00:15:58,844 --> 00:16:00,989
You had, like, superhuman
strength getting my stuff out.

399
00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:02,924
It, um...

400
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,350
...kinda hurts my feelings.

401
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:09,128
Axl.

402
00:16:09,152 --> 00:16:11,997
My whole life, I've been
breathing your sweaty sneakers,

403
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:14,400
l-living with cereal bowls everywhere,

404
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:18,404
your hair everywhere,
wet towels on my bed.

405
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:21,107
I never really had anything
that wasn't yours already

406
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:24,426
or anything that didn't have
something to do with you.

407
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:28,096
And if that's ending,
then I'm trying to figure out

408
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,338
what my room is without you in it.

409
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,212
I don't know.
You're like my arm or something.

410
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:37,005
Like having to suddenly learn
to write with your left hand.

411
00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:38,682
You get that, right?

412
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,773
Yeah, I do.

413
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:45,277
Wait. Just explain that arm
thing to me again, though.

414
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,932
I'm saying I'll miss you.

415
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:48,633
Yes, that's what I thought.

416
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:51,202
Just didn't know if there was
another part to it.

417
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:58,065
I feel the arm thing about you, too.

418
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,268
Are you two having a moment? Seriously?!

419
00:17:13,904 --> 00:17:16,103
I can't believe you!

420
00:17:16,127 --> 00:17:18,409
I have been asking you
repeatedly for a moment.

421
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,621
And now I come out
and you're just throwing out

422
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:22,423
moments like they're beads at Mardi Gras!

423
00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:24,191
Oh, my God! Sue, I gave you my car!

424
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:25,526
What else do you want from me?

425
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,829
This! I have been asking all week!

426
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:31,298
There are so many memories
we have to relive...

427
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:33,203
I don't have my pad with me right now

428
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:34,705
because I didn't know
this was happening...

429
00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:36,273
but the Chancellor's Ball,

430
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,742
when we got our wisdom teeth out
and it was so funny.

431
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,311
You giving me your football jersey

432
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,112
and Woofy Dog and a fork.

433
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,715
You rescuing me off the cow and
then us going to Dairy Queen.

434
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,950
And then tonight, you gave me your car...

435
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:49,920
which was so nice because I know
I didn't have the points...

436
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,056
but you don't let me thank you or hug you

437
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,824
and when I try to tell you I'll miss you,

438
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,929
you just run to go get a box,

439
00:17:55,953 --> 00:17:58,298
or you say you have to go
to the bathroom, or you...

440
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,434
Oh, my God, Sue, don't you get it?

441
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,191
The goodbye thing is hard for me, okay?

442
00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:06,061
Maybe hardest to say to you.

443
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,198
Really?

444
00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:13,536
Aww.

445
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,497
Wait. You went to Dairy Queen without me?

446
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:18,966
We went to a buttload of places
without you.

447
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,023
You were born last.

448
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:22,548
We had, like, a whole life without you.

449
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,405
Yeah, we did, Brick.

450
00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:26,440
But I'm still glad you came along.

451
00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:28,208
Really? You are?

452
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,377
I always heard it was hard
being the middle child.

453
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,046
Are you kidding me? I love it.

454
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,681
I always felt lucky in the middle

455
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,483
because I get to have an older brother

456
00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:37,651
and a younger brother.

457
00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:40,854
I get to be a big sister
and a little sister.

458
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,390
The middle is the safest place to be.

459
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,147
You got love on both sides of you.

460
00:18:45,615 --> 00:18:47,760
Hey, if you'd like that feeling tomorrow,

461
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:50,095
I hear the middle seat has just
recently become available.

462
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,974
Oh, nice try, Brick.

463
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,677
Huh. I guess Mom and Dad knew
what they were doing after all.

464
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,837
Axl had Sue, Sue had me,

465
00:18:57,861 --> 00:18:59,705
and I had a whole family waiting for me

466
00:18:59,729 --> 00:19:01,707
when the Fergusons
finally brought me home.

467
00:19:02,999 --> 00:19:04,832
I guess three's a good number.

468
00:19:05,336 --> 00:19:06,796
Yep.

469
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:08,970
Three just feels right.

470
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:11,487
It's all that fits in the back seat.

471
00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,975
I think I just had my moment.

472
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:30,278
Wow. Think about it.

473
00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,204
This is the last night

474
00:19:32,228 --> 00:19:34,406
we're gonna have all three kids

475
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,432
living here under one roof.

476
00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:38,536
Yeah.

477
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:42,897
I love this feeling.

478
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:46,248
When your body just knows
that they're safe and sound

479
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:50,008
and right next to you in their beds.

480
00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:03,720
So, the day was here...

481
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,348
my oldest son was really
leaving the nest.

482
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,051
I was packing sandwiches
and pops for the way there

483
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,776
and frosting and tissues
for the way back.

484
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:15,139
Ready to go?

485
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,532
Oh, yes.

486
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,776
Hey, what happened to the blue bag?

487
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,110
It's blue.

488
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:21,912
I backed over the orange one,

489
00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:23,581
tuna salad rotted in the yellow one,

490
00:20:23,605 --> 00:20:25,349
so I got a new blue one.

491
00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:26,884
You get a fresh bag for the trip!

492
00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:28,674
Mm.

493
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,797
Mom, are you doing okay?

494
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:33,834
You've been, like,
amazingly chill about all this.

495
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,469
Oh, you know, you said you didn't want us

496
00:20:35,493 --> 00:20:37,471
to make a big deal, so no big deal.

497
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:40,369
No goodbye breakfast. No teary send-off.

498
00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:43,472
And when you come home to visit,
this is what you can expect.

499
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:46,709
More of this. Cool Mom all the time.

500
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:49,845
Besides, there's one thing
I will not miss around here.

501
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,780
Your smelly socks.

502
00:20:56,175 --> 00:20:57,575
Brick?

503
00:20:58,094 --> 00:20:59,805
No, I will not bring out a book to you.

504
00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:02,007
Come inside and get it.

505
00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:03,609
You called the seat, right?

506
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,412
Yeah, so if you called the seat,
it's yours.

507
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,313
Ugh, fine.

508
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:13,152
Okay, what exactly am I looking for?

509
00:21:13,176 --> 00:21:14,787
"Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen:

510
00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:16,955
The Ladies of White Christmas"?

511
00:21:16,979 --> 00:21:19,883
Okay, what's it filed under,
"B" for "Biographies"

512
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,285
or "O" for "Old Lady Books"?

513
00:21:22,309 --> 00:21:25,188
Okay, car's all packed.

514
00:21:25,212 --> 00:21:26,690
Just tell me you got
the nunchucks in there.

515
00:21:26,714 --> 00:21:28,925
I did. But really, Axl, aren't you tired

516
00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:30,593
of hitting yourself in the head?

517
00:21:30,617 --> 00:21:32,512
I don't remember ever doing that.

518
00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:34,957
- Mm.
- Mom, let's go!

519
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:36,926
Hey, uh... hang on a second, Axl.

520
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,828
Look, uh, before we get going,

521
00:21:38,852 --> 00:21:40,552
there's something I wanted to show you.

522
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,700
- Grandpa's old watch.
- Yeah.

523
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:47,258
You know, for years, this was
sitting busted on my dresser.

524
00:21:47,721 --> 00:21:49,966
You used to like to come in
and wear it and play grown-up.

525
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:50,967
I remember. Yeah.

526
00:21:50,991 --> 00:21:53,102
Well, now that you are all grown up,

527
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:55,839
I took it to a place
and, uh, got it working again,

528
00:21:55,863 --> 00:21:58,730
and I thought maybe...
you'd like to have it.

529
00:22:02,602 --> 00:22:04,056
That's, uh...

530
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,472
Wow.

531
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,141
Okay.

532
00:22:10,690 --> 00:22:12,310
If you look on the back, it's engraved.

533
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,551
It's a bunch of numbers.

534
00:22:14,575 --> 00:22:16,808
It's latitude and longitude of the house.

535
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,902
So you'll always remember
where you came from.

536
00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:22,874
Thanks, Dad. I... I love it.

537
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,598
Mm.

538
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,155
Mom, check out
this awesome watch Dad gave me.

539
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,712
Oh, awesome.

540
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,491
Everybody has the time
on their phones now,

541
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,449
but that's great.

542
00:22:34,493 --> 00:22:36,628
- Are you kidding me?!
- What?

543
00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:38,964
I'm trying to be cool,
so I don't make my son breakfast

544
00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:41,100
or hug him or anything
and then you waltz in here

545
00:22:41,124 --> 00:22:42,734
with the most heartfelt gift of all time.

546
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,069
Where was that gift-giving skill

547
00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:46,107
during inflatable footbath season?

548
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,042
- You use it.
- Yeah, I have a fungus!

549
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,044
Come on, guys! Let's go!

550
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,489
Pbht.

551
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:04,225
Well... this is it.

552
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,616
Congratulations, Axl!

553
00:23:33,263 --> 00:23:35,947
Ohh. Oh, Axl.

554
00:23:35,971 --> 00:23:37,315
You know I never had a brother,

555
00:23:37,339 --> 00:23:39,317
but I always felt like I did
whenever you would say,

556
00:23:39,341 --> 00:23:40,885
"Sue, get your dorky friends
out of here."

557
00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:43,154
I meant every word of it.

558
00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:44,389
Aww.

559
00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:45,890
So, you takin' 64?

560
00:23:45,914 --> 00:23:47,425
- Yep.
- Big mistake.

561
00:23:47,449 --> 00:23:49,349
There's all kinds of
construction near Evansville.

562
00:23:49,705 --> 00:23:51,216
They're putting in a big megachurch.

563
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,917
You should probably take Route 22.

564
00:23:52,941 --> 00:23:55,587
Nah, that's a toll road.
I'm not payin' 40 cents.

565
00:23:55,611 --> 00:23:57,589
Ah. Makes sense.

566
00:23:57,613 --> 00:23:59,455
How ya doin', Frankie?

567
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:00,623
You hanging in there?

568
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,191
I'm trying to be cool for Axl's sake,

569
00:24:02,215 --> 00:24:04,327
but it's really hard.

570
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:05,661
Is he looking at me?

571
00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:07,797
I'm in agony right now.
I wish I were dead.

572
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:08,898
I know how you feel.

573
00:24:08,922 --> 00:24:10,633
I had a rough time
when I dropped Sean off

574
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,934
at the airport this morning.

575
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,103
But at least I know he's coming
back in a couple of months.

576
00:24:14,127 --> 00:24:15,871
I can't imagine
what you're going through.

577
00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:17,495
Aww, thanks, Nancy.

578
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,543
Well, our sons may leave us,

579
00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:23,568
but at least we'll always
have each other.

580
00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:31,004
Okay, I'm trying to be brave here,

581
00:24:31,028 --> 00:24:33,006
but I don't think
I'm very good at being brave.

582
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:35,141
But you know what I'm good at? Crying.

583
00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:38,111
I'm finding I'm surprisingly
good at crying.

584
00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:40,346
I'm gonna try to make it
out there in July, though, okay?

585
00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:43,340
That's the seventh month, right?

586
00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,992
Right.

587
00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:47,383
I love you.

588
00:24:47,407 --> 00:24:48,640
I love you, too.

589
00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:51,019
Wooooooh!

590
00:24:53,323 --> 00:24:55,802
Oh, we're, uh, not all doing that?

591
00:25:02,365 --> 00:25:03,866
Hello, Axl.

592
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:05,857
Weir... Ashley.

593
00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:08,081
What are you doing here?

594
00:25:08,105 --> 00:25:09,549
How'd you know I was leaving?

595
00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:11,384
- I just knew.
- Oh.

596
00:25:11,408 --> 00:25:13,653
Okay, well, thanks for coming
over to say goodbye.

597
00:25:13,677 --> 00:25:15,205
Oh, it's not goodbye.

598
00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:17,833
See you soon.

599
00:25:19,149 --> 00:25:20,860
Oh.

600
00:25:25,522 --> 00:25:26,766
I thought you...

601
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,267
You can have it.

602
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:29,302
Really?

603
00:25:29,326 --> 00:25:30,636
Yeah.

604
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:33,394
I still don't understand
how birth order dictates seats,

605
00:25:33,418 --> 00:25:36,098
but I figured this is your
last trip with the family.

606
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,230
Besides, I can sit by the window
on the way back.

607
00:25:45,494 --> 00:25:47,172
But I think I want to sit on Mom's side.

608
00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:48,840
What? Brick, you can't sit behind Mom.

609
00:25:48,864 --> 00:25:49,908
I'm always behind Mom.

610
00:25:49,932 --> 00:25:51,309
This is the girls' side of the car!

611
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:52,677
I don't know, with Axl gone,

612
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,012
it seems to me every seat's up for grabs.

613
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:55,780
- It's not up for grabs!
- I call it!

614
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,972
Wha... You can't call it. Mom,
tell Brick he can't call it!

615
00:25:57,996 --> 00:25:59,077
Just take me to the bus station!
I'd rather take the bus.

616
00:25:59,101 --> 00:25:59,985
She already said if it's
called, it's called!

617
00:26:00,009 --> 00:26:01,853
Smile and wave.
The neighbors are watching.

618
00:26:01,877 --> 00:26:03,788
Bye! Love you!

619
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,156
They're already fighting.

620
00:26:24,274 --> 00:26:27,701
When I get a gift, I put your name on it.

621
00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:29,125
What?

622
00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:32,522
When I get a gift, I put your name on it.

623
00:26:32,546 --> 00:26:34,324
- What?
- You heard me.

624
00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:36,626
No, actually, I didn't hear you.
That's why I'm asking you what.

625
00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:38,161
I'm just saying, when I get a gift

626
00:26:38,185 --> 00:26:40,563
for our children,
I put "From Mom and Dad."

627
00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,685
Sometimes I even give you top billing

628
00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:43,986
and put "From Dad and Mom."

629
00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:45,954
Yeah, you say that, but everyone
knows it's from you.

630
00:26:45,978 --> 00:26:47,289
That's not the point.

631
00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:48,924
The point is, I sign it from both of us

632
00:26:48,948 --> 00:26:50,859
because we're a unit.

633
00:26:50,883 --> 00:26:52,061
We're a eunuch?

634
00:26:52,085 --> 00:26:54,163
Unit! You need to get your ears checked.

635
00:26:54,187 --> 00:26:55,564
Maybe I don't want
to get my ears checked.

636
00:26:55,588 --> 00:26:57,666
Look, it was just
the gift to end all gifts,

637
00:26:57,690 --> 00:27:00,707
and it would've been nice if you
had included me. That's all.

638
00:27:00,731 --> 00:27:02,442
So, tell him it's from
both of us. I don't care.

639
00:27:02,466 --> 00:27:03,911
I'm not gonna do that.

640
00:27:03,935 --> 00:27:06,313
Hey, Axl! Axl!

641
00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:07,748
I'm so happy you love the watch

642
00:27:07,772 --> 00:27:09,650
that your dad and I both gave you.

643
00:27:09,674 --> 00:27:13,086
He thought of the latitude,
but I thought of the longitude.

644
00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:14,620
Anyone in the car believe that?

645
00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:16,378
- No.
- No.

646
00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:21,361
Hey. Hey, look over there.

647
00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:23,531
"Emery's Fresh Peaches"!

648
00:27:23,555 --> 00:27:25,299
Mike, pull over. Axl loves peaches.

649
00:27:25,323 --> 00:27:27,301
I'm gonna get him some... from me.

650
00:27:27,325 --> 00:27:29,537
Hey, Axl! We're stoppin' for peaches!

651
00:27:29,561 --> 00:27:31,138
Car peaches from Mom!

652
00:27:31,162 --> 00:27:32,907
- We don't wanna stop.
- Now? Why? I don't want any peaches.

653
00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:38,646
Mmm. Actually, these aren't bad.

654
00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:41,882
Yeah. They're not bad.
I'm glad you like my gift.

655
00:27:41,906 --> 00:27:43,384
Happy moving day, love Mom.

656
00:27:44,809 --> 00:27:47,221
Oh. Oh, bee. Bee! Bee in the car!

657
00:27:47,245 --> 00:27:48,756
It won't sting you
if you're not afraid of them.

658
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,825
Yeah, but I am afraid of them!

659
00:27:50,849 --> 00:27:52,760
Ah! Oh! There's another one.

660
00:27:52,784 --> 00:27:54,406
The peaches are attracting them.

661
00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:55,874
Oh, I didn't even want the peaches!

662
00:27:55,898 --> 00:27:57,309
Why did Mom get me stupid peaches?!

663
00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,010
They were from both of us!

664
00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:00,612
Quick, just throw 'em out the window!

665
00:28:00,636 --> 00:28:01,713
No, we can't do that!

666
00:28:01,737 --> 00:28:02,948
That's littering and wasting food!

667
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,049
It's a double sin!

668
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:06,006
It's compost! It's fine!

669
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,619
Sorry, America!

670
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,953
Remember, no liquids, gels, or aerosols!

671
00:28:14,977 --> 00:28:18,123
I don't need a sob story
about whatever rash you have,

672
00:28:18,147 --> 00:28:20,259
your ointment is not going on that plane.

673
00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:22,160
You got any laptops
or liquids in that bag?

674
00:28:22,184 --> 00:28:24,596
No, ma'am. I follow
all TSA rules and regulations.

675
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,786
That's my good boy.

676
00:28:26,522 --> 00:28:28,055
Come on.

677
00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:31,670
Excuse me. Is this your bag?

678
00:28:31,694 --> 00:28:34,495
- Yes, sir.
- Can you step over here, please?

679
00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:38,010
You know you're not permitted to
bring liquids through security?

680
00:28:38,034 --> 00:28:39,111
I didn't.

681
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,947
Oh! Maybe your machine is picking up

682
00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:42,549
on my mom's death-by-fudge brownies

683
00:28:42,573 --> 00:28:44,317
with molten chocolate in the middle?

684
00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:45,552
They are kind of oozy.

685
00:28:45,576 --> 00:28:47,487
No, this item is not brownie-related.

686
00:28:47,511 --> 00:28:48,955
I'm talking about this.

687
00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:51,858
It seems we have a snow globe
here with a winter scene

688
00:28:51,882 --> 00:28:53,381
and a note that says...

689
00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,844
"Sean, you always
called me your snowflake,

690
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,012
so when I found this snow globe,

691
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,780
the first person I thought of was you.

692
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,116
If you ever get homesick,
shake the globe and think of us.

693
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,216
Love, Sue."

694
00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:03,754
What?

695
00:29:03,778 --> 00:29:05,556
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to toss that.

696
00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,981
I enjoy a whimsical snow globe
as much as the next guy,

697
00:29:08,005 --> 00:29:10,273
but I can't let you get on
the plane with it.

698
00:29:10,297 --> 00:29:11,763
Oh, I'm not getting on that plane.

699
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:14,924
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.

700
00:29:14,948 --> 00:29:16,881
Excuse me! Excuse me!

701
00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:21,892
Horse.

702
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,929
Cow.

703
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,199
Horse.

704
00:29:31,301 --> 00:29:32,912
You guys missed it.

705
00:29:35,305 --> 00:29:38,250
"Indiana Mobile Alert:
You're almost out of data.

706
00:29:38,274 --> 00:29:41,053
You have 5% of your family plan
minutes remaining.

707
00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:45,142
Overage data $15
for each additional gigabyte."

708
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,635
Oh, my God! Everybody off
your devices! Off your devices!

709
00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:48,779
- What?! - Mom!
- Hey!

710
00:29:48,803 --> 00:29:50,047
We're about to exceed our data plan!

711
00:29:50,071 --> 00:29:51,282
Shut off your phones!

712
00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:52,850
No! I'm on level six of Pizza Man!

713
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,719
I'm up to eight toppings.
Brick, shut off your phone.

714
00:29:54,743 --> 00:29:56,721
I'm streaming the
"Planet Nowhere Director's Cut."

715
00:29:56,745 --> 00:29:58,504
- Sue, you get off yours.
- Not yet.

716
00:29:58,528 --> 00:30:00,818
I am watching a dog surf,
and he's almost to the shore.

717
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,987
Besides, you said the "Planet
Nowhere" movie was terrible.

718
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,789
It is. I'm hate-watching it.

719
00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:06,257
Sue, no one cares about a dog surfing!

720
00:30:06,281 --> 00:30:08,214
What about a dog surfing backwards?

721
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,842
- He's so confident up there!
- Ha! He's got a life jacket on.

722
00:30:10,866 --> 00:30:12,910
- Mike.
- You heard your mom... off!

723
00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:14,145
All of you!

724
00:30:14,169 --> 00:30:15,880
And I'm not just talking
about the games and videos.

725
00:30:15,904 --> 00:30:17,648
Power your phones down!
You don't need 'em.

726
00:30:17,672 --> 00:30:20,802
There's a whole world out there
that's plenty exciting.

727
00:30:27,382 --> 00:30:28,894
Horse.

728
00:30:30,252 --> 00:30:32,230
Cow.

729
00:30:36,939 --> 00:30:39,217
Hi! It's Sue.
Sorry I'm not here right now.

730
00:30:39,241 --> 00:30:41,653
Please leave your name, number,
and a nice wish for the world.

731
00:30:43,245 --> 00:30:44,756
Sean?

732
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,558
Sean, what are you doing here?

733
00:30:46,582 --> 00:30:48,901
- I...
- You're supposed to be on a plane.

734
00:30:48,925 --> 00:30:50,536
I need to talk to Sue!

735
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,605
Sue? She's on her way to Denver.

736
00:30:52,629 --> 00:30:54,206
They left over an hour ago.

737
00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:05,751
Ooh! "Welcome to Illinois.
Land of Lincoln."

738
00:31:05,775 --> 00:31:07,486
Oh, boy. Getting closer!

739
00:31:07,510 --> 00:31:09,288
Only three states left to go!

740
00:31:09,312 --> 00:31:11,931
Ugh. My stomach's not feeling too great.

741
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,022
I think Mom's bee-peaches were bad.

742
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:16,758
Mom and Dad's bee-peaches were bad.

743
00:31:16,782 --> 00:31:18,460
I know what it is, Axl.

744
00:31:18,484 --> 00:31:20,696
You're nervous. You've got butterflies.

745
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,697
I am not nervous.

746
00:31:21,721 --> 00:31:22,898
It must have been something I ate.

747
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,399
Axl, I've seen you pull a sandwich

748
00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:26,070
out of the disposal and finish it.

749
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,472
It's not anything you ate.

750
00:31:27,496 --> 00:31:30,074
Admit it. You've got butterflies
in your tummy.

751
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,642
Oh, yeah? You know what you have?

752
00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:33,144
- What?
- A frozen head.

753
00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:35,279
Axl, you're not allowed to talk
about my frozen head anymore.

754
00:31:35,303 --> 00:31:36,814
- We have a pact!
- Point taken.

755
00:31:36,838 --> 00:31:38,950
However, we have no pact
about freezing your body.

756
00:31:38,974 --> 00:31:41,250
- You can't do that!
- Yep, it's happening.

757
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,418
I'm gonna freeze your body

758
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,886
and toss your head
into McCormick's Creek.

759
00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:45,387
You can't toss my head into the creek!

760
00:31:45,411 --> 00:31:47,156
Small children play there,
and they'll find it

761
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,424
when they're looking for crayfish!

762
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,758
Actually, change of plans.

763
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,705
I am going to freeze your body

764
00:31:51,729 --> 00:31:52,739
and put a horse head on it.

765
00:31:52,763 --> 00:31:54,808
Fine. Then I'll take that horse's body

766
00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,443
and put your stupid head on it!

767
00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:58,512
That'd be awesome. I'd be
the coolest horse-man ever.

768
00:31:58,536 --> 00:31:59,787
You're lying. You're lying!

769
00:31:59,811 --> 00:32:01,088
You would not be happy with a horse body!

770
00:32:01,112 --> 00:32:03,123
Sure I would.
I would win the Kentucky Derby

771
00:32:03,147 --> 00:32:04,391
and then give interviews afterward.

772
00:32:04,415 --> 00:32:05,859
I wouldn't even need a jockey.

773
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,394
Then I'll take my horse head

774
00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:09,066
and run in the Kentucky Derby, too!

775
00:32:09,090 --> 00:32:10,834
More like the Kendorky Derby.

776
00:32:10,858 --> 00:32:13,603
You couldn't get more than two
steps without stumbling around

777
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,006
with a big, heavy horse head
on your stupid Sue body.

778
00:32:16,030 --> 00:32:18,275
Stop talking about human heads
on animal bodies!

779
00:32:18,299 --> 00:32:20,414
You know that's my 43rd greatest fear!

780
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,049
That's it... phones back on!

781
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,675
I'll pay for the overage.

782
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:27,488
Man, this guy is driving nuts.
What's your hurry, buddy?

783
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,290
Axl, stop pretending
it would be a good thing

784
00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:31,058
- to have your head on a horse body!
- Too late!

785
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,241
You put my head on a horse body,
and everybody loves it.

786
00:32:33,265 --> 00:32:34,521
Actually, you know what?

787
00:32:34,545 --> 00:32:35,577
I changed my mind. You're right.

788
00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:39,013
It was wrong of me to put
a horse's head on your body.

789
00:32:39,037 --> 00:32:40,181
It's not fair to the horse.

790
00:32:40,205 --> 00:32:42,850
Shut up! Shut up your stupid face!

791
00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:45,476
Easy girl!

792
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,582
Somebody go in the blue bag

793
00:32:46,606 --> 00:32:47,695
and get her a carrot.

794
00:32:47,719 --> 00:32:48,727
- Mom!
- Mike.

795
00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:50,165
- Axl.
- Sean?

796
00:33:00,032 --> 00:33:02,343
Sue! Sue!

797
00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:03,611
Sean?

798
00:33:03,635 --> 00:33:06,740
Wha... What are you doing here?
Is everything okay?

799
00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,142
I was at the airport to go to Ghana,

800
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:09,577
and I found this in my bag.

801
00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:12,490
Oh. Uh, yeah, I put it in there
as a goodbye gift.

802
00:33:12,514 --> 00:33:14,259
This is a long way
to come to thank me, Sean.

803
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,360
No, no, no, no. You don't understand.

804
00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:17,061
I bought this for you last year.

805
00:33:17,085 --> 00:33:18,563
How did you end up with it?

806
00:33:18,587 --> 00:33:20,532
I found it in the trash at my apartment.

807
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:21,900
That's where I threw it out

808
00:33:21,924 --> 00:33:24,135
after Axl told me
you were dating someone.

809
00:33:24,159 --> 00:33:26,910
Axl! Did you tell Sean
I was dating someone?!

810
00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:28,378
I thought you were there for Lexie!

811
00:33:28,402 --> 00:33:30,380
I told you I liked Sue on New Year's Eve!

812
00:33:30,404 --> 00:33:32,182
I thought you were drunk!

813
00:33:32,206 --> 00:33:33,784
Why didn't you tell me
you liked me on New Year's Eve?

814
00:33:33,808 --> 00:33:35,018
I-I don't know.

815
00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:36,620
I thought you were with that Aidan guy,

816
00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:38,655
so I tried to woo you
by leaving you the balloons

817
00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:40,257
and the Sno-drifts and the flowers...

818
00:33:40,281 --> 00:33:42,781
That was you?! Oh, my bad!

819
00:33:42,805 --> 00:33:44,336
I gave the flowers to Cindy!

820
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,078
That is so frustrating!

821
00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:50,128
Sue, people travel the whole
world to find their soul mate,

822
00:33:50,350 --> 00:33:52,362
but mine has been right
across the street all along.

823
00:33:52,386 --> 00:33:54,531
I don't know when I started
feeling this way,

824
00:33:54,555 --> 00:33:56,099
maybe it was when my mom
forced me to hold your hand

825
00:33:56,123 --> 00:33:57,700
at the zoo so you wouldn't
get lost, I don't know.

826
00:33:57,724 --> 00:34:00,370
But what I know is that when we kissed,

827
00:34:00,394 --> 00:34:02,505
it was the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

828
00:34:02,529 --> 00:34:04,874
Everything about you makes me happy...

829
00:34:04,898 --> 00:34:07,355
the way you think, the way you smile.

830
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,624
You get excited about everything...

831
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,960
the muffin you just ate,
the smell of chalk.

832
00:34:11,984 --> 00:34:14,929
You are walking sunshine,
and I feel like a complete idiot

833
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:17,599
for wasting a single minute
by not telling you that.

834
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,969
So, now you know how I feel,
but you gotta tell me...

835
00:34:20,993 --> 00:34:22,759
what does this mean for you?

836
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,155
Did you give this to me 'cause
I'm your brother's friend?

837
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:26,557
Or 'cause I'm your neighbor?

838
00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:28,125
I need you to be super clear
with me here, Sue,

839
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,116
because obviously we're not
very good about being clear.

840
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,163
Is this clear enough?

841
00:34:41,929 --> 00:34:43,140
I love you, Sue Heck.

842
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:47,752
I love you so much back.

843
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,722
Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

844
00:34:50,746 --> 00:34:52,057
But aren't they expecting you in Ghana?

845
00:34:52,081 --> 00:34:54,492
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
I'll be back in three months.

846
00:34:54,516 --> 00:34:56,027
I'll be here.

847
00:34:56,051 --> 00:34:58,229
Well, uh, uh, not on this road.
I'll be at my house.

848
00:34:58,253 --> 00:34:59,631
Or I might be out when you get home,

849
00:34:59,655 --> 00:35:01,933
but if you just call me,
I will be there...

850
00:35:09,998 --> 00:35:12,310
Will you hold on to this for me
until I get back?

851
00:35:12,334 --> 00:35:14,034
I will.

852
00:35:17,139 --> 00:35:18,972
Are you kidding me?!

853
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,414
Did that really just happen?

854
00:35:20,438 --> 00:35:21,475
Sue.

855
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,384
It doesn't matter. We don't need it.

856
00:35:23,408 --> 00:35:24,452
It did what it was supposed to do.

857
00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:26,720
It... It brought us to each other.

858
00:35:37,488 --> 00:35:39,956
Well, I did not see that coming at all.

859
00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:42,344
I knew. I've known for a long time.

860
00:35:42,368 --> 00:35:44,279
I was the first,
but I was sworn to secrecy.

861
00:35:44,303 --> 00:35:46,247
That's why I knew
and the rest of you didn't.

862
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:47,343
- I knew.
- I knew.

863
00:35:47,367 --> 00:35:48,550
Not till after I knew.

864
00:35:48,574 --> 00:35:51,154
I am just floating on air.

865
00:35:51,178 --> 00:35:52,889
You know, I saw movies
where people were this happy,

866
00:35:52,913 --> 00:35:54,958
but I never thought
it could happen to me.

867
00:35:54,982 --> 00:35:56,693
Oh, isn't it crazy how life works?

868
00:35:56,717 --> 00:35:59,429
There I was at mile marker 15
just living an ordinary life

869
00:35:59,453 --> 00:36:01,064
and then... Poof! mile marker 16,

870
00:36:01,088 --> 00:36:02,599
and I am a woman in love.

871
00:36:02,623 --> 00:36:04,000
You know how you just love

872
00:36:04,024 --> 00:36:07,448
someone so much you ache
when you're not with them?

873
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,044
You're not gonna ache
all the way to Denver, are ya?

874
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,848
I am gonna ache the whole summer
until he gets back.

875
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:16,551
I don't know why I'm crying.

876
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,886
I am so freaking happy!

877
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,722
Oh, boy. Okay, hold on.

878
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:22,290
I think we got some Kleenex in here.

879
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,583
Oh, whoa, not that one.
That's the new Death Napkin.

880
00:36:26,931 --> 00:36:29,198
What? What do you mean?

881
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,398
You made a new Death Napkin without me?

882
00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:33,634
I was just jotting down some thoughts.

883
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,336
There was an accident
at the quarry last month,

884
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,570
big explosion.

885
00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:38,338
What? There was an explosion?

886
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,716
You didn't tell me
you almost got blown up!

887
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,284
Well, there's nothing to tell.

888
00:36:42,308 --> 00:36:44,887
I'm here. If I had blown up,
I'd have told you.

889
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:48,724
Well, not me. Human Resources
notifies the next of kin.

890
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,926
And they got a grief counselor
if you want it.

891
00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:53,278
You know what? I wouldn't need it.

892
00:36:55,988 --> 00:36:57,733
There's another alert.

893
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,978
Okay, who's using data?

894
00:37:00,002 --> 00:37:02,046
Now it says we're up to 99%.

895
00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:04,048
Well, I had to tell Brad,
and then he put me on

896
00:37:04,072 --> 00:37:05,316
a group text with no-cut a capalla

897
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,484
and now my phone is blowing up.

898
00:37:06,508 --> 00:37:08,820
Data costs money.
We can't keep doing this.

899
00:37:08,844 --> 00:37:10,922
Look, just take me off the family plan.

900
00:37:10,946 --> 00:37:12,857
My new job gives me
a company phone anyway.

901
00:37:12,881 --> 00:37:14,125
Axl, don't be ridiculous.

902
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,662
We're not taking you off the family plan.

903
00:37:16,686 --> 00:37:18,531
Why not? That makes no sense.

904
00:37:18,555 --> 00:37:20,833
Um, because you're part of the family.

905
00:37:20,857 --> 00:37:22,823
Not really. Not anymore.

906
00:37:25,128 --> 00:37:27,161
Stop the car. Stop the car!

907
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,879
I'm gonna take the blue
bag. She may need cookies.

908
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:39,978
Frankie, where are you going?

909
00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:40,979
No, I can't do this.

910
00:37:41,003 --> 00:37:42,681
No. I can't do it.

911
00:37:42,705 --> 00:37:45,217
I am not gonna take my son
a million miles away.

912
00:37:45,241 --> 00:37:47,686
I will not be a part of it.
It's just... It's too much.

913
00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:49,521
You guys do what you want,
but I'm not going.

914
00:37:49,545 --> 00:37:50,789
I tried, Axl.

915
00:37:50,813 --> 00:37:52,591
I tried to be cool
so that you'd come back

916
00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:54,493
and visit and I wouldn't
lose you forever,

917
00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:55,961
but you know what?

918
00:37:55,985 --> 00:37:58,664
I'm not cool. I am not okay with this.

919
00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:02,456
You know, Indiana Mobile
has a family plan for a reason.

920
00:38:02,871 --> 00:38:04,675
Because families are tied together.

921
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:05,742
No matter what.

922
00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:07,544
We can't all be off using our minutes

923
00:38:07,568 --> 00:38:08,879
willy-nilly by ourselves.

924
00:38:08,903 --> 00:38:11,882
The minutes are all connected!
They are intertwined!

925
00:38:11,906 --> 00:38:13,517
'Cause that's the way
it's supposed to be.

926
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,907
Indiana Mobile gets it.

927
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,987
- Frankie...
- No.

928
00:38:17,011 --> 00:38:20,057
And you have to appreciate
the minutes before they run out.

929
00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:21,882
Because this is it.

930
00:38:21,906 --> 00:38:25,208
It's really it. It's over.

931
00:38:25,232 --> 00:38:28,100
The five of us are never gonna
be together like this again.

932
00:38:28,323 --> 00:38:31,635
Axl's leaving,
Sue's gonna take some hotel job,

933
00:38:31,659 --> 00:38:33,704
Brick'll be sealed up
in his room reading,

934
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,596
and Dad'll blow up and I'll find
out from a grief counselor!

935
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,677
It's the end of an era.

936
00:38:41,669 --> 00:38:44,448
And it's never gonna be the same again.

937
00:38:46,374 --> 00:38:48,385
That's the way it's supposed to be.

938
00:38:56,518 --> 00:38:59,430
Just promise me that no matter
what happens

939
00:38:59,454 --> 00:39:01,388
or... or where you guys end up,

940
00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:04,347
we'll always stay
on the same family plan.

941
00:39:04,371 --> 00:39:07,105
We will. Promise. Always.

942
00:39:34,189 --> 00:39:35,966
I don't know why I worried.

943
00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:38,602
Axl did eventually move back to Orson.

944
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:43,574
Seriously?

945
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,009
I thought I told you when I left for work

946
00:39:45,033 --> 00:39:46,433
this morning to clean this place up!

947
00:39:46,457 --> 00:39:48,357
Do you have to leave
your socks everywhere?

948
00:39:48,536 --> 00:39:50,881
Oh, my God! You're always on me!

949
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,616
Have you been on the couch all day?

950
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,286
It's called summer, Dad. Look into it.

951
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,221
Yeah, look into it!

952
00:39:57,245 --> 00:39:59,657
Hey! What did your mom and I tell you?

953
00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:01,492
Watch the tone!

954
00:40:01,516 --> 00:40:04,195
Yep, Mike and I got the greatest revenge.

955
00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:07,598
He had three boys just like him.

956
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:10,834
Ugh.

957
00:40:10,858 --> 00:40:12,359
And Brick?

958
00:40:12,383 --> 00:40:15,785
He created a wildly successful
book series about a quirky kid

959
00:40:15,809 --> 00:40:18,377
who gets sucked into
his magical microfiche machine

960
00:40:18,401 --> 00:40:21,068
and travels through time
with his trusty backpack.

961
00:40:21,402 --> 00:40:23,881
Mr. Heck, I love the part
where he licks the car.

962
00:40:23,905 --> 00:40:26,105
It's so funny. How'd you think of that?

963
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,143
I had a very interesting childhood.

964
00:40:33,081 --> 00:40:34,214
And Sue?

965
00:40:34,238 --> 00:40:36,339
Well, she grew into the amazing woman

966
00:40:36,363 --> 00:40:37,963
we all knew she'd be.

967
00:40:38,219 --> 00:40:40,864
Unfortunately, she and Sean broke up.

968
00:40:40,888 --> 00:40:42,766
Then they got back together.

969
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:44,235
Then they broke up again.

970
00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:48,054
Then they got back together
for the last time.

971
00:40:49,063 --> 00:40:52,042
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

972
00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:15,065
Yep, we finally became Donahues.

973
00:41:21,218 --> 00:41:22,851
And Mike and I?

974
00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:25,742
Well, we never won the lottery.

975
00:41:29,103 --> 00:41:31,415
We never fixed the wallpaper.

976
00:41:34,398 --> 00:41:36,165
We never patched the hole.

977
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,492
We never replaced the washing machine.

978
00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:47,210
But for all the things we didn't have,

979
00:41:47,234 --> 00:41:49,401
we sure had a lot.

980
00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:02,891
I am starving. We need to stop somewhere.

981
00:42:03,071 --> 00:42:04,782
You threw perfectly
good food out the window.

982
00:42:04,806 --> 00:42:05,872
We're not stopping.

983
00:42:05,896 --> 00:42:07,997
There's granola bars in the blue bag.

984
00:42:08,176 --> 00:42:09,453
Wait. Where's the blue bag?

985
00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:10,854
Oh, Sue left the blue bag!

986
00:42:10,878 --> 00:42:12,189
Stop flicking me, Axl!

987
00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:13,624
You leave the blue bag, you get flicked.

988
00:42:13,648 --> 00:42:14,915
Don't flick your sister!

989
00:42:14,939 --> 00:42:17,439
See? This is why I didn't
want to sit in the middle!

990
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,518
The middle.

991
00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:48,260
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