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D'oh!

2
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- No electricity.
- D'oh!

3
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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

4
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Hardest test in the world?
Who'd want to do that?

5
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Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing?

6
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They say this one single test

7
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can tell if you're a genius or not.

8
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Huh. Looks pretty simple to me.

9
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It says only one out of every 400 people

10
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has the "spatial reasoning"
to solve this maze.

11
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Elon Musk and Angela Merkel
both got perfect scores.

12
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Angela. Angela.

13
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Oh, if you're so smart,
let's see you solve the maze.

14
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Let me at it!

15
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Okay, got through the first one.

16
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Next one's a little harder.
Just gonna focus.

17
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You passed the test, genius.

18
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Epic sister fail!

19
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You better not post that!

20
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And... post.

21
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You scared me and
denied me a genius test! Ooh!

22
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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

23
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you gotta take it.

24
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Gotta take it.

25
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And the likes are pouring in.

26
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Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it
to all his boneheads.

27
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Are you almost done?

28
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You have your office. This is mine!

29
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I don't know how, I don't know when,

30
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but I super know why I'll get
revenge on you, Bart Simpson.

31
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Will you be wearing my
underpants when that happens?

32
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- Ew!
- And post.

33
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Post. Post. Post.

34
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Unpost! Unpost!

35
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And post.

36
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The Internet is down!

37
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I don't know the score.

38
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I don't even remember who's playing.

39
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_

40
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Okay, no Internet.

41
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We can do what we did in the olden days,

42
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when I was a child.

43
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You better not be suggesting
a board game.

44
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I'm not playing anything
with you ever again.

45
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Okay, fine. No board games.

46
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Dumb. Useless.

47
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Piece missing.

48
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So flammable.

49
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Okay, look, the TV still works,

50
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and I know we've seen
all our DVDs a hundred times,

51
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so this could be
the perfect time to break out...

52
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Daddy's VHS collection.

53
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Classic moments from a time
when people used to

54
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tape the shows they loved,
then never watch the tape again.

55
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"Family Matters"?

56
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It certainly does.

57
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"The Tracey Ullman Show"?

58
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Well, I've had my fill.

59
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"Saved by the Bell"?

60
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The hit show
that launched no one's career.

61
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Now for the simple task
of hooking up the VCR.

62
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Okay, I need to connect magenta
to magenta, set the tracking.

63
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Marge, did I record these
in long play or extended play?

64
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- What's the difference?
- Long is shorter.

65
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Gross! The remote has a cord on it.

66
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My first remote.

67
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Coincidentally, the same time I got fat.

68
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What is that noise?

69
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It's rewinding.

70
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Listen to it speed up as it gets closer.

71
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Ooh!

72
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Well, that was fun. Good night.

73
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No, now we play it.

74
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? Ri-cola! ?

75
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I used to love that commercial.

76
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Remember when I went as the horn
for Halloween?

77
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? Ri-cola! ?

78
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No worries.

79
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We just have to find a VCR repair store.

80
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I'll look online, which I can't
because there's no Internet!

81
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Damn it! Lisa, solve this.

82
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I've solved enough puzzles today.

83
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Well, Flanders' network is working.

84
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Maybe we could ask him for the password.

85
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You can't just ask someone
for their password. That's rude.

86
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Come on, boy,
let's go borrow his router.

87
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How come all our father-son
activities involve

88
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getting a TV back on?

89
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What about the time I watched
you get out of that thing?

90
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- You mean when I was born?
- That was fun.

91
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If I die before I wake,

92
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I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

93
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That's right, boys.

94
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Think about your possible deaths
as you go to sleep.

95
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Now let's look at my plans.

96
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-_
-_

97
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Who's this ladder made for, babies?

98
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-_
- D'oh!

99
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- You'll have to climb it, boy.
- I'm a little scared.

100
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Scared? What do we give you
those meds for?

101
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So you can do less parenting?

102
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Babysitter in a bottle.

103
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Now, climb the ladder.

104
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So beautiful.

105
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Almost there. You just need
to go up the last rung.

106
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That's not a rung, it's the top.

107
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- The top is a rung.
- No, it's not!

108
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- Let me check on Google.
- We don't have Internet!

109
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Maybe if I keep refreshing,
it'll come back.

110
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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

111
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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

112
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Oh, this is pointless.

113
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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

114
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Ooh! No.

115
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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

116
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You guys need jackets?

117
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No, we're fine! D'oh!

118
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The Internet's back on!

119
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_

120
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_

121
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Hmm.

122
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_

123
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Doctor, is he gonna be all right?

124
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Millions of volts
coursed through his body.

125
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But it was the amps
that really messed with him.

126
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But he should be fine.
According to his chart,

127
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Bart's had more comas
than he's had hot breakfasts.

128
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Well, I can't cook every morning.

129
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Until he recovers, just talk to him.

130
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Lightning victims are
highly suggestible.

131
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Your kind words could turn
his coma into a trip to Hawaii,

132
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or a golf excursion to St. Andrews,

133
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which is where I'm heading now.

134
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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

135
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you gotta take it.

136
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Gotta take it.

137
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But you're in a coma.

138
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Fine, I'll get revenge.

139
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You're gonna see
dragons with pools of blood.

140
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Oh, right, you like that.

141
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Okay, scratch the dragons.

142
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You're gonna see the one thing
everyone's afraid of: death.

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And dead people. That's right, buddy.

144
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_

145
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_ / _

146
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Okay, Bart, your nightmare begins.

147
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Whoa! What happened?

148
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How long was I out?

149
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Maude Flanders! I thought you were dead!

150
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I am.

151
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Sweetie, we're gonna get
something to eat.

152
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- You want to come?
- I'd rather stay with Bart.

153
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In fact, I'd like to stay
with him all night.

154
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- Such a sweet girl.
- So sweet.

155
00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:04,332
Aw, someone's not happy.

156
00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,080
_

157
00:09:06,105 --> 00:09:08,440
You know, that sign
should be unnecessary.

158
00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:10,300
I'd better cheer him up.

159
00:09:11,996 --> 00:09:13,702
_

160
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,269
I'm going to add to your dream

161
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,668
the worst thing I can imagine!

162
00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:21,032
Let me see. Let me see.

163
00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:24,027
Wazzup...?!

164
00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,441
Milhouse.

165
00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:31,957
What's going on, Bart?

166
00:09:31,982 --> 00:09:35,402
Are you into God now? I always was.

167
00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:37,214
Look at those abs.

168
00:09:37,239 --> 00:09:40,386
The secret is less loaves, more fishes.

169
00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:42,329
I don't believe in some dopey religion.

170
00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:44,472
This is to keep out ghosts.

171
00:09:44,854 --> 00:09:48,493
Oh, this looks just like
my first apartment with Ned.

172
00:09:48,561 --> 00:09:50,362
I'm never leaving!

173
00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:52,054
Milhouse, have you ever been haunted?

174
00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:55,399
Once, my hamster died
and then came back.

175
00:09:55,468 --> 00:09:57,435
Actually, my parents bought a new one

176
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and thought I wouldn't know.

177
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,839
Then my dad's check bounced,
and they repo'd the hamster.

178
00:10:01,908 --> 00:10:04,175
You've got to talk to me, Bart.

179
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,058
Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

180
00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:09,747
The power of Homer's socks compels you!

181
00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:14,636
Maybe you could use this, my therapist.

182
00:10:14,711 --> 00:10:16,611
If you see him, can you give him this?

183
00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:18,702
-_ - Don't tell him
I forgot to bring it back.

184
00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,593
He'll say I kept it to get attention.

185
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:24,554
I don't need attention, Dr. Sam!

186
00:10:24,948 --> 00:10:27,242
I knew it was Milhouse. I knew it!

187
00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,866
What's on your mind, son?

188
00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:31,667
I'm scared to say.
You'll toss me in the loony bin.

189
00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:34,772
Bart, these days,
there are no more loony bins.

190
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,808
All those people are on the streets.

191
00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:40,278
- So how can I help you?
- I've been talking to a ghost.

192
00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:42,747
I know, you think I'm
the nuttiest kid you've seen.

193
00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,715
Oh, please, I can't tell you
what a relief it is

194
00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,484
to not be talking to Milhouse.

195
00:10:46,553 --> 00:10:48,553
Are you allowed to say stuff like that?

196
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:49,931
No, but screw it.

197
00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:51,599
"My mom found

198
00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:54,058
my dad's other cell phone, boo-hoo."

199
00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,210
So you don't think I'm crazy?

200
00:10:57,444 --> 00:10:59,711
No. Take a look behind the couch.

201
00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:05,937
You're dead, too?

202
00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:08,406
Yeah, I killed myself five
minutes before you got here.

203
00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:10,378
Why would you kill yourself?

204
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,578
Oh, I want my patients to think
it's all their fault.

205
00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,913
Oh, if you'd been on time,
you might've saved my life,

206
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:17,114
but, you know, whatever.

207
00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:20,104
Why is this happening to me?

208
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,253
I don't know, but you have a gift!

209
00:11:22,288 --> 00:11:23,979
You can see the dead, Bart.

210
00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:26,257
Why am I waiting for a bus?

211
00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:28,492
I can appear and disappear
whenever I want.

212
00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:30,143
And it's late.

213
00:11:32,815 --> 00:11:34,899
Eh, that's far enough.

214
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,940
And, Bart, you can
help us ghosts move on to

215
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,800
what comes next.

216
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,691
By telling your family you love them?

217
00:11:41,716 --> 00:11:44,052
Uh, which family?
I've led a complicated life.

218
00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:47,055
No, to move on, I need you
to get revenge on Dr. Morton,

219
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,656
with whom I share the office.

220
00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:50,081
What have you got against him?

221
00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,886
He won't shut up about his Tesla.

222
00:11:56,022 --> 00:11:59,143
Yes, yes, just as smart
as I always thought I...

223
00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:04,795
Thank you, Bart. Now I can move on.

224
00:12:04,864 --> 00:12:06,565
Uh-oh.

225
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,190
Wow, helping him felt really good.

226
00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:13,658
- Help us, Bart.
- Help us.

227
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:15,940
Settle our beefs.

228
00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,908
Beefs!

229
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:21,679
? Please help me get vengeance
against all jet engines ?

230
00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:24,649
? And then I will go to hell. ?

231
00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:27,285
Didn't anybody finish
their business before dying?

232
00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:29,353
All I want to do is return this hatchet.

233
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:30,791
Fine.

234
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,890
Okay, I want you
to whack Johnny Tightlips,

235
00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:36,027
ice Fat Tony and put a hit
on Joey Doublecross.

236
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:38,119
Who would've figured he'd rat me out?

237
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,433
Ow!

238
00:12:45,604 --> 00:12:46,814
_

239
00:12:46,839 --> 00:12:48,806
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next.

240
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,584
You can't keep ignoring me!

241
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:15,844
Um, Doctor, shouldn't he have
woken up by now?

242
00:13:15,869 --> 00:13:17,535
Yes, he should.

243
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,533
Unless someone's been
telling him bad things.

244
00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,773
- What do you mean?
- Anything negative someone says

245
00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:24,909
could do permanent damage
to his brain function.

246
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,674
It could even kill him.

247
00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:28,649
But you said he'd be fine!

248
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,414
I said he'd be fine if you told him

249
00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:32,688
he was at a dolphin encounter on Maui.

250
00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:36,687
But those dolphins aren't fine!
They try to kill themselves!

251
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,987
I said he'd be fine, not the dolphins.

252
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,359
Oh. Oh, no. Oh.

253
00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:44,028
Bart! Bart. I'm sorry.

254
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:47,018
I'm so sorry.
I'll watch everything I say.

255
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,049
I had to walk nine blocks to get this.

256
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,783
I am dead.

257
00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:54,405
- Dad, no!
- Nine blocks.

258
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,558
I am dead.

259
00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,443
Dead, dead. Dead, dead, dead.

260
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,557
Ugh, finally, you get to me.

261
00:14:03,582 --> 00:14:05,987
Yeah, yeah, what's your
unfinished business?

262
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:10,166
Revenge, against the man
who caused my death.

263
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:13,591
Hey, T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt!

264
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,426
Fire!

265
00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:17,928
Ooh, a bobby pin!

266
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,779
You mean the guy
who invented the T-shirt guns?

267
00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:27,148
- No.
- The guys who built the stadium

268
00:14:27,173 --> 00:14:29,737
- with a really low back wall?
- No.

269
00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:31,629
You, for standing up?

270
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,823
No, your father,
your stupid, stupid father!

271
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:38,182
You know, some people grow
when they die. Not you.

272
00:14:39,268 --> 00:14:40,451
See you, guys.

273
00:14:40,476 --> 00:14:42,979
That was fun, getting every
answer in Jeopardy! wrong.

274
00:14:43,254 --> 00:14:44,712
_

275
00:14:44,737 --> 00:14:48,059
Hmm, all that saying good-bye
really made me thirsty.

276
00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:50,084
Mmm. Hmm?

277
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:51,808
Maude Flanders says hello.

278
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,215
Hello.

279
00:14:58,784 --> 00:14:59,957
Let's move!

280
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,918
Oh, thank you, Bart.
I'm finally at peace.

281
00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:06,202
You know, Ned remarried.

282
00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:07,871
He what?!

283
00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:11,715
Well, that's it.
All the ghosts have been helped.

284
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:13,150
Except one.

285
00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:15,319
Dad, you weren't supposed to die.

286
00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:17,621
It was, it was just
supposed to scare you.

287
00:15:17,657 --> 00:15:18,689
Oh, don't worry.

288
00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:20,891
Patricide is just a part of life.

289
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,666
Ooh, your vocabulary
really goes up when you die.

290
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:29,369
- Dad, I'm so sorry I killed you.
- It's cool, I feel no pain.

291
00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:32,859
Ooh, I was wrong.

292
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:34,927
It feels worse than in life.

293
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,040
Get away, you stupid cat!

294
00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,232
D'oh!

295
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,519
Oh, I can't believe you're dead.

296
00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:43,330
But at least I can still see you,

297
00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:45,863
while I help you
with your unfinished business.

298
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,874
Well, I wanted to lose some weight,

299
00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:50,276
but I'm light as a feather now.

300
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:56,415
All that's left is for me
to go into the light.

301
00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,186
You know how much you hate walking.

302
00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:01,354
Stay with me.

303
00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:04,123
Stay with me, Bart. Stay with me.

304
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:07,960
Oh, Homie. It's not your fault.

305
00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:09,962
You were doomed when
they started putting cheese

306
00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:11,637
into pizza crust.

307
00:16:11,662 --> 00:16:15,168
What's next, plugging
Swiss cheese with cookie dough?

308
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,537
Peanut butter and hot dogs?

309
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:20,082
Why isn't anyone
writing these things down?

310
00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:26,316
I can't watch this.
I'm gonna go check in on Moe's.

311
00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:31,301
I don't know what's wrong.
I served them lager.

312
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,465
- _
- Uh-oh.

313
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:33,786
I should go, son.

314
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,711
I leave this world without a care,

315
00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:39,699
knowing I raised two great kids,
plus the one who murdered me.

316
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,512
No, Bart, you have to stay with me!

317
00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,669
No, Dad, you have to stay with me!

318
00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,461
No, my time has come.

319
00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:54,746
Man was not meant to live
beyond the age of 39.

320
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:56,152
You have to stay.

321
00:16:56,177 --> 00:16:58,110
If you leave,
Mom will marry someone else.

322
00:16:58,179 --> 00:16:59,478
I want her to be happy.

323
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,447
And someone else will raise your kids!

324
00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:02,982
Sucker.

325
00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:05,451
And someone else will ride your mower.

326
00:17:05,476 --> 00:17:06,715
That bastard!

327
00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:10,489
Still, it's time for me to move on.

328
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,794
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful!

329
00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:29,352
Dad!

330
00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:34,614
Why you little life-saving,
heaven can waiting...!

331
00:17:34,682 --> 00:17:38,451
Bart, I'm so sorry
if I was ever mean to you,

332
00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:41,902
because even though
you started it, you...

333
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,566
Sorry, sorry, I'm past that.

334
00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:53,032
I love you, and I want you back,
Bart Simpson.

335
00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:57,036
Lisa?

336
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,138
Ah! He's awake!

337
00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:01,641
- Thank God.
- Lisa?

338
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:05,177
Have you been by my side
this whole time?

339
00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:06,746
I have.

340
00:18:06,771 --> 00:18:09,510
Were you putting
those bad dreams in my head?

341
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:10,551
Yes.

342
00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:12,901
- Can you teach me how to do it?
- I guess.

343
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,654
And can you help me put Dad in a coma?

344
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:15,738
No.

345
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:18,315
_

346
00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,326
Oh, man, this is great.

347
00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:22,751
But how do I know
this isn't a dream, too?

348
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,997
Because you're not wearing the sweater.

349
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:27,233
Oh, yeah, of course.

350
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,201
Wait a minute.

351
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,494
How did he know about the sweater?

352
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,144
Bart, did you see anything else
when you were under?

353
00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,547
Just how we're all gonna die.

354
00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:42,695
- Want me to tell you?
- Not really.

355
00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,108
Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

356
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:46,132
_

357
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,392
_

358
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,229
_

359
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,877
_

360
00:18:58,392 --> 00:19:00,236
- I knew it was a sandwich.
- _

361
00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:06,827
_

362
00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:16,373
_

363
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:17,976
_

364
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:24,613
_

365
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,464
_

366
00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:31,825
_

367
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,481
_

368
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:41,699
Oh, my God!

369
00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:46,278
Now I realize, this has
all been a waste of time.

370
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,442
_

371
00:19:57,984 --> 00:20:00,084
Now I'm the evil king.

372
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,934
_

373
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,809
_

374
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:19,234
- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
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375
00:20:54,978 --> 00:20:57,752
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