1 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,358 Hello. 2 00:00:28,813 --> 00:00:30,011 Hello? 3 00:00:32,197 --> 00:00:36,046 Patrick? Hello, Patrick, is that you? 4 00:00:36,049 --> 00:00:37,366 Nicholas? 5 00:00:37,369 --> 00:00:41,304 Patrick, I'm afraid I have rather bad news. 6 00:00:41,306 --> 00:00:43,573 I'm in New York. 7 00:00:43,575 --> 00:00:46,528 It concerns your father. 8 00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:27,422 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 9 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:40,367 _ 10 00:03:14,621 --> 00:03:16,621 Patrick? 11 00:03:23,129 --> 00:03:25,630 Ah, Yvette! 12 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:27,299 It's you! Bonjour. 13 00:03:27,301 --> 00:03:30,028 Monsieur Melrose. I am making the table ready 14 00:03:30,031 --> 00:03:32,569 - for this evening. - Ah, yes. 15 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:36,540 A beautiful day. 16 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,977 I sense autumn... 17 00:03:42,581 --> 00:03:44,567 don't you? Je sens l'automne. 18 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:48,317 - Oui, Monsieur Melrose. - Any sign of my darling wife? 19 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,864 Has she risen, like the sun, to cast her golden rays on us? 20 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:54,792 Not yet, Monsieur Melrose. 21 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:01,704 And my son. I hoped to spend the day with him. 22 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:03,773 He's playing, monsieur. 23 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:10,307 Everyone seems to be hiding from me this morning. 24 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:35,832 Well... 25 00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:39,489 You be careful with my wife's china, 26 00:04:39,492 --> 00:04:41,770 it's extremely valuable. 27 00:05:27,303 --> 00:05:30,104 Oh! Oh, Christ, that hurts. 28 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,022 God! Hm! 29 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,104 Eleanor? 30 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:28,674 Patrick? 31 00:06:28,676 --> 00:06:30,176 Where's everyone hiding? 32 00:06:51,465 --> 00:06:52,564 Hm... 33 00:07:15,088 --> 00:07:16,553 Anne! 34 00:07:16,555 --> 00:07:19,250 Are you up yet? Aha-ha. 35 00:07:25,131 --> 00:07:27,831 So. Who are you on? 36 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,501 Caligula, appropriately enough. 37 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:34,904 Well, come on. Breakfast now. 38 00:07:34,906 --> 00:07:36,973 Oh, darling, you shouldn't have. 39 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:39,142 - Have what? - Made breakfast. 40 00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:41,144 No, I mean... I'm... I'm... 41 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:44,681 I mean, I'm... ready for breakfast. 42 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,739 You know it's a real turn-on, you reaching for the clock like that. 43 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,801 - What time's the taxi? - You might help out here. 44 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:08,844 - Move around a little. - If we miss our flight... 45 00:08:08,847 --> 00:08:12,507 Oh, God, what's the bloody point? 46 00:08:19,884 --> 00:08:22,609 Ruined beauty. 47 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,158 It won't be long before they say... 48 00:08:31,139 --> 00:08:33,005 "He used to be so handsome." 49 00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:35,197 Oh, you still are. 50 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,841 Give over, luv, give over. 51 00:08:37,844 --> 00:08:39,734 Eurgh! Don't do that, though. 52 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,153 Oh, Christ, there's the taxi. 53 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:43,680 Where are we going this time? 54 00:08:43,683 --> 00:08:45,572 I told you. The South of France! 55 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:47,851 Mm... 56 00:08:47,854 --> 00:08:49,754 I just think it's a little rude. 57 00:08:49,757 --> 00:08:51,544 We are his guests, after all. 58 00:08:51,547 --> 00:08:54,891 Well, I'm sorry, I'd no idea there'd be a test. 59 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,919 Well, with David Melrose there's always a test. 60 00:08:59,428 --> 00:09:01,462 It's a good idea to... 61 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:05,312 Well, to prepare something intelligent to say. 62 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,809 Well, did you know Caligula tortured his wife 63 00:09:07,812 --> 00:09:10,598 to find out why he was so devoted to her? 64 00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:14,567 What's David's excuse, I wonder? 65 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:17,684 And what's in this for you, Sir Victor? 66 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,245 If you're so scared of him, why are we even here? 67 00:09:20,248 --> 00:09:21,614 I'm not scared of him. 68 00:09:21,617 --> 00:09:23,744 I'm just fascinated by him, that's all. 69 00:09:23,746 --> 00:09:26,211 At Eton he was an extraordinarily gifted 70 00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:27,880 young man, very distinguished. 71 00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:29,616 - Held in awe. - When I was at college, 72 00:09:29,618 --> 00:09:32,219 the football heroes got to sleep with the cheerleaders. 73 00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:35,711 At Eton, they got to beat young boys for burning the toast. 74 00:09:35,714 --> 00:09:38,047 He didn't beat me exactly. 75 00:09:38,993 --> 00:09:41,160 The important thing is we're friends now, 76 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:42,362 and also his guests. 77 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,929 I'm sure it's very American of me, 78 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:47,667 but I fail to see what's so glamorous about lost promise. 79 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:49,669 "Distinguished" for what? 80 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:51,837 For doing nothing for a long time in the same place? 81 00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:53,773 Please God, don't say that. 82 00:09:53,775 --> 00:09:55,775 The only one I like is the boy. 83 00:09:55,777 --> 00:09:58,438 At least he still has a little life in him. 84 00:10:29,309 --> 00:10:31,055 Where are you off to? 85 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,957 To pick up Nicholas from the airport. 86 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,851 There are hours yet. 87 00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:43,742 I wanted a drive. With Anne. 88 00:10:43,745 --> 00:10:45,355 - Ah. - I promised. 89 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:46,791 I see. 90 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:50,027 You'll leave Patrick here. 91 00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:53,297 Of course. 92 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:56,233 - You remember our discussion? - Of course. 93 00:10:57,173 --> 00:11:00,141 Well. His flight lands at two. 94 00:11:05,688 --> 00:11:07,054 Off you go. 95 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:10,153 Patrick, where on earth have you been? 96 00:11:10,156 --> 00:11:12,216 Your father's been calling for you. 97 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,317 - Can we play now? - Not now. 98 00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:16,953 - But you said we could. - Darling, I'm sorry. 99 00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:18,788 I have to pick up Nicholas from the airport. 100 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,790 There's absolutely nothing I can do about it. 101 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,258 You promised! 102 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,093 Au revoir! A bientôt! 103 00:11:26,832 --> 00:11:29,265 - Can I come with you, then? - No! 104 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:31,000 Your father wants you here with him. 105 00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:33,266 I'll stay in the car, I won't say a word. 106 00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:45,081 I know it's strange... 107 00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:48,484 but your father gets jealous. 108 00:11:49,119 --> 00:11:51,052 He thinks it's very important 109 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:53,455 that you're not too dependent on me. 110 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:56,957 You mustn't prefer my company to his. 111 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,927 I do. 112 00:12:00,163 --> 00:12:02,097 Well, you mustn't let on. 113 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:07,597 Be very nice to Daddy, yes? 114 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:11,256 And then you can come find me before dinner. 115 00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:14,793 Tell me about your day and I'll tell you about mine. 116 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:17,692 And I promise... 117 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:22,594 I swear, you will have my full attention. 118 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:28,289 Hello! Here you are! 119 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,291 Just in time. 120 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:33,093 I hope you're comfortable in the cottage. 121 00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:34,547 I'd have put you in the house 122 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:39,403 but you know how David hates to share anything with anyone, 123 00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:41,368 even air. 124 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:43,687 Of course at dinner, he'll be all over you. 125 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,372 Patrick, are you gonna come with us? 126 00:12:45,374 --> 00:12:47,541 - I do hope so! - No. No. 127 00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:49,735 American girls only, I'm afraid. 128 00:12:49,738 --> 00:12:51,505 I'm sure we can make an exception? 129 00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:54,348 Victor, aren't you terribly hot? 130 00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:56,382 How's the book coming? 131 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,919 Oh, you know. 132 00:12:58,921 --> 00:13:01,747 Identity, it's a big subject. 133 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,824 Does Freud come into it? 134 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,358 No, no, I'm not approaching it 135 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,505 from a psychoanalytical point of view. 136 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,929 - Perhaps I should drive. - No. 137 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,023 No one else drives this car. 138 00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:18,295 It's the one thing that's still mine alone. 139 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,625 - But it is rather a long way. - Not the way I drive. 140 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,581 Bye. 141 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,983 Well, young man... 142 00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:34,286 what have you been up to? 143 00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:12,456 I know you're there. 144 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:17,507 Hello, Mr. Master Man. 145 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,800 Have they all gone? 146 00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:24,235 Good. We'll have our special day. 147 00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:33,877 Do you recognize this? 148 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,913 You wrote it for me. 149 00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:38,528 When I left Eton, my father asked me: 150 00:14:38,531 --> 00:14:41,084 "What do you want to do with your life?" 151 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:44,254 I didn't dare tell him I wanted to compose music. 152 00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:46,557 "I don't know, sir," I said. 153 00:14:47,592 --> 00:14:50,993 - What did he say? - "Better join the army." 154 00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:55,331 Hm. 155 00:14:58,411 --> 00:15:02,180 What will you do with your life... I wonder? 156 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:03,982 I don't know, sir. 157 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,177 Now... 158 00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:13,182 Shall I pick you up by the ears? 159 00:15:13,184 --> 00:15:15,250 - No! - Come here. 160 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:21,109 Ready? 161 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:29,030 - Now let go! - No. 162 00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,098 - Let go and I'll drop you. - No! 163 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,598 Trust me. On three. Ready? 164 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,177 One, two, three! 165 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,306 Aaargh! Aaargh! 166 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,274 You've learnt a very useful lesson today. 167 00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:41,542 - Think for yourself. - Aaargh! 168 00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:43,845 Never let other people make important decisions for you. 169 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,113 - Do you understand? - Put me down! 170 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:48,049 - Do you understand? - Yeah! Yes! Yes! 171 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:49,906 You lied to me! You hurt me! 172 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,087 Don't whimper. It's very unattractive. 173 00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:18,875 Yaaaargh! Yaargh! 174 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,251 Yaaargh! 175 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,297 Patrick! 176 00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,914 Okay. 177 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,664 Up the stairs, Patrick. 178 00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,888 So who are these Melroses? 179 00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:18,763 David doesn't have a penny. 180 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,684 His terrible father cut him off. 181 00:17:20,687 --> 00:17:22,974 Left him nothing but a pair of old pajamas. 182 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,142 What for? 183 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,420 For daring to defy him, becoming a doctor. 184 00:17:26,423 --> 00:17:28,556 Before that, he wanted to be a composer. 185 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:29,825 Could have, too. 186 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,588 Eleanor, on the other hand, 187 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,324 comes from one of the richest families in America. 188 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,158 All new money, of course, 189 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,895 from the patent on a dry-cleaning fluid, 190 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,130 but completely loaded. 191 00:17:48,679 --> 00:17:52,380 The house was the first thing he persuaded her to buy. 192 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:55,239 First summer there, we were all sitting on the terrace 193 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,275 and she complained about the dreadful waste of figs 194 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,493 that fell from the tree onto the ground and rotted there, 195 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:04,364 while there were people starving in the world. 196 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,442 And David did this amazing thing. 197 00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:09,774 He told Eleanor to get down on all fours 198 00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:12,811 and eat every fig off the ground... 199 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,011 - In front of you? - Yes. 200 00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:19,871 She didn't protest, though. She just ate every single one. 201 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,173 Kinky. 202 00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:34,991 Now that's a meaningful life. 203 00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:38,113 Just like a Red Indian or something. 204 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,216 Getting up with the sun... 205 00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:44,841 living off the land, connected to the earth. 206 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:45,888 And if you want a chicken, 207 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,791 you have to go out, and strangle it yourself. 208 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,326 Sounds idyllic. 209 00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,603 This is so frustrating. 210 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,731 Attendez. 211 00:18:57,463 --> 00:18:59,529 I wanted to stop for lunch. 212 00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:05,638 So is Patrick looking forward to going back to school? 213 00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:07,814 Why do people think they'll please me 214 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,811 by asking about Patrick? 215 00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:13,415 I don't know how he is, only he knows. 216 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,250 - I'm sorry, I thought... - Look, you'll see him tonight. 217 00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:17,786 He'll be lurking. 218 00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:19,654 Oh, God. Tonight. 219 00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:22,430 I need a drink. 220 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,127 No! 221 00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:35,817 Ah, yes, here it is! Lovely place. 222 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,338 There's Marcel! 223 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,523 Marcel, Marcel! 224 00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:43,144 After the war the Nazis killed every man in the village 225 00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,312 except Marcel. 226 00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:49,719 Which is lucky for us because the food is wonderful. 227 00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,622 Isn't this fun? 228 00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:59,426 American... girls... 229 00:20:02,155 --> 00:20:05,022 Hey. Hey, wake up! 230 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,667 I'm awake. 231 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:11,669 You know what I need? A cognac. 232 00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:13,974 - That's not a good idea. - Of course it is. 233 00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:18,148 It's exactly what we need after all this heavy food. 234 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,514 It's for my headache. 235 00:20:21,516 --> 00:20:23,583 Marcel, deux cognacs! 236 00:20:24,719 --> 00:20:26,886 May I speak frankly? 237 00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:29,110 I do hate it when people say that. 238 00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:32,447 Do you think perhaps you're drinking a little too much? 239 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:35,138 Too much for what? 240 00:20:35,141 --> 00:20:38,209 Too much for lunch, for your own good. 241 00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:41,133 For Patrick's. 242 00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,969 Obviously, it's never possible to know exactly 243 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:47,328 - what goes on in a family... - No, it's not. 244 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:50,102 Especially when you are neither married 245 00:20:50,105 --> 00:20:52,469 nor have children yourself. 246 00:20:53,808 --> 00:20:56,609 Merci, Marcel. 247 00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:00,766 Extraordinary remark. 248 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:03,454 Mm. 249 00:21:10,363 --> 00:21:14,432 Seeing as you're so concerned about my welfare... 250 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,434 you can drive. 251 00:21:36,856 --> 00:21:39,056 Hello. 252 00:21:39,058 --> 00:21:41,891 Hello. 253 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,773 Oh, that stew was awfully rich. 254 00:21:46,698 --> 00:21:49,799 - I feel better now. - Good. 255 00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:52,869 Oh, here it is! "L'O.K. Corral." 256 00:21:52,871 --> 00:21:54,871 - We have to go! - Oh. 257 00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:57,574 - It'll be like going home. - But do we have time? 258 00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,475 Of course! Please? 259 00:21:59,477 --> 00:22:01,377 Please, please, please? 260 00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:03,379 Sure. 261 00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:08,685 It's terrific! 262 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:11,353 Look! 263 00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:13,070 A Ferris wheel! 264 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,564 Oh, there's your Cadillac! 265 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,468 You know, I'm so glad we did this. 266 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,537 Girls' day out. 267 00:22:33,176 --> 00:22:37,512 I'd... I'd like you to understand something. 268 00:22:39,617 --> 00:22:42,684 He wasn't always like he is now. 269 00:22:42,686 --> 00:22:44,185 David? 270 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,812 When I first met him, he played so brilliantly. 271 00:22:52,095 --> 00:22:56,141 He was so intelligent and beautiful. 272 00:22:57,888 --> 00:23:00,755 So different from all the other English snobs. 273 00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:05,045 We were going to do wonderful things together... 274 00:23:06,142 --> 00:23:08,709 Useful things. 275 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,828 Of course he was a difficult man... 276 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,384 even then. 277 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,488 But I thought I could turn to him. 278 00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:29,798 The idea of... turning to him now... 279 00:23:32,401 --> 00:23:35,435 of being alone in the same room with him... 280 00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:39,572 Why have we stopped? 281 00:23:41,476 --> 00:23:43,043 I'm sure it's only for a moment. 282 00:23:43,045 --> 00:23:45,011 We're gonna be late for Nicholas now. 283 00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:47,847 - Oh, just a few minutes. - And he'll tell David. 284 00:23:47,849 --> 00:23:50,056 I'm sure he won't mind. A few minutes. 285 00:23:50,059 --> 00:23:52,518 - It's so high. - There's nothing to worry about. 286 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,854 Why have we stopped? You mustn't tell David about any of this. 287 00:23:55,857 --> 00:23:57,022 - Eleanor... - I beg you. 288 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,967 Eleanor, are you afraid of him? 289 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,170 You seem afraid. 290 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,760 Let's get off this fucking thing! 291 00:24:01,762 --> 00:24:04,283 - Eleanor, you have to stay still. - Hello! 292 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:07,066 Hello, down there! 293 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:09,830 - We wanna get off! - Eleanor. 294 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:13,138 - Let us off! - Eleanor! 295 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,506 Hello! 296 00:24:47,306 --> 00:24:49,607 Bridge. 297 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,209 Bridge, is that you? 298 00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:53,644 Barry! Thank God! 299 00:24:53,646 --> 00:24:56,744 Ohhh! I was literally just thinking about you this morning. 300 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,648 That is synchronicity, Bridget! 301 00:24:58,651 --> 00:25:00,334 This fabric's amazing! 302 00:25:00,337 --> 00:25:02,152 God, I'm stoned! 303 00:25:03,851 --> 00:25:05,116 What are you doing here? 304 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,331 There's a jazz festival in Arles. 305 00:25:07,334 --> 00:25:09,217 - We're all going! - Hey! 306 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,094 It's gonna be amazing! You should come! 307 00:25:11,096 --> 00:25:13,483 Oh, you should come. Come, come, come, come! 308 00:25:13,486 --> 00:25:16,175 I can't! I'm staying with these Melrose people. 309 00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:17,577 Oh, God. 310 00:25:20,906 --> 00:25:22,505 Let me give you the number. 311 00:25:29,948 --> 00:25:31,481 Nicholas! 312 00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:33,134 - Ah. - I'm so sorry. 313 00:25:33,137 --> 00:25:37,152 We got caught on a Ferris wheel and they wouldn't let us off. 314 00:25:37,155 --> 00:25:40,055 Very like you, Eleanor, to get more fun than you wanted. 315 00:25:40,057 --> 00:25:42,392 Ha-ha. Oh, will you excuse me just a minute? 316 00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:45,041 What the hell are you playing at? 317 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,977 I've been carrying these fucking suitcases around 318 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,197 - looking for you! - Just get a trolley, man. 319 00:25:50,528 --> 00:25:53,283 - I'm Barry. - Don't you ever do this again, you stupid... 320 00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:58,048 - Nicholas? - And this is Bridget Watson-Scott. 321 00:25:58,051 --> 00:26:00,342 - Eleanor Melrose. - And who's this? 322 00:26:00,344 --> 00:26:02,778 He's no one. Shall we? 323 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:31,572 Patrick, tu es en retard. Déjeuner! 324 00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,341 Honey. 325 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:36,177 - I don't want any lunch. - Tu as faim? 326 00:26:38,809 --> 00:26:41,144 I don't want to be with my father. 327 00:26:41,853 --> 00:26:44,117 Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est passé? 328 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,320 I want my mother. 329 00:26:47,122 --> 00:26:48,389 I want my mother! 330 00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:52,526 Je suis désolée. Ce n'est pas possible. 331 00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:33,132 Don't you dare! 332 00:27:34,114 --> 00:27:36,314 Don't you dare ever do that again! 333 00:27:40,674 --> 00:27:43,728 - What have I done? - Come up to my room. Now! 334 00:28:13,907 --> 00:28:17,798 Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars... 335 00:28:17,801 --> 00:28:22,166 Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto. 336 00:28:22,169 --> 00:28:27,025 Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars... 337 00:28:27,028 --> 00:28:29,995 Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus... 338 00:28:35,728 --> 00:28:37,828 What have I done wrong? 339 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,314 Come over here. 340 00:28:47,197 --> 00:28:51,065 - But what have I done wrong? - You know perfectly well. 341 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:57,568 Closer. 342 00:29:04,956 --> 00:29:07,590 Do you know who King Shaka was? 343 00:29:10,294 --> 00:29:11,460 No. 344 00:29:11,462 --> 00:29:15,397 King Shaka was a great and mighty Zulu warrior... 345 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,947 who made his troops stamp thorn bushes into the ground 346 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:23,494 and march for days across hot jagged rocks. 347 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:27,609 The soles of their feet were slashed and burnt. 348 00:29:28,311 --> 00:29:31,923 And though there was resentment and pain at the time, 349 00:29:31,926 --> 00:29:33,360 the calluses this created 350 00:29:33,363 --> 00:29:35,494 meant that eventually nothing would harm them. 351 00:29:35,497 --> 00:29:37,797 They would feel no pain. 352 00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:43,624 And what had felt like cruelty at the time was actually a gift. 353 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:47,628 It was actually love. 354 00:29:56,072 --> 00:29:57,751 I don't expect you to thank me now 355 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,587 but I hope perhaps... 356 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,697 when you're older you'll be grateful 357 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:06,001 for the skill of detachment that I've instilled. 358 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:09,783 Go and close the door. 359 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,907 Do I have to close it myself? 360 00:30:22,681 --> 00:30:24,282 Very well. 361 00:30:25,798 --> 00:30:27,798 Take your trousers down. 362 00:32:20,979 --> 00:32:23,012 Est-ce Que Patrick vient déjeuner? 363 00:32:23,014 --> 00:32:25,081 Non, il n'a pas faim. 364 00:32:33,224 --> 00:32:35,064 Merci. 365 00:32:38,496 --> 00:32:40,587 Mm. 366 00:33:33,449 --> 00:33:35,515 Eight o'clock. Please don't be late. 367 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:37,842 And... And let's forget about our little conversation 368 00:33:37,845 --> 00:33:39,419 this afternoon, yes? 369 00:33:39,421 --> 00:33:40,654 Oh, of course. 370 00:33:40,656 --> 00:33:43,357 I'd almost forgotten how wonderful it is here. 371 00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:46,326 I've completely forgotten and I live here. 372 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,695 Eleanor, what a sad thing to say. 373 00:33:48,697 --> 00:33:53,709 - Tell me it isn't true. - Okay... it isn't true. 374 00:33:53,712 --> 00:33:55,601 It's beautiful. 375 00:33:57,272 --> 00:34:01,540 - I want one. - That's what David said. 376 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,943 And so I bought it for him. 377 00:34:03,945 --> 00:34:06,579 We were going to do marvelous things. 378 00:34:06,581 --> 00:34:11,284 We were going to turn it into a home for alcoholics. 379 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,967 Which, in a sense, we have. 380 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,384 Don't worry about your bags. 381 00:34:17,387 --> 00:34:19,621 - Yvette will fetch them. - I wonder where David is? 382 00:34:20,496 --> 00:34:22,288 Perhaps he's drowned in the bath! 383 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,563 I'll find Yvette. 384 00:34:28,923 --> 00:34:30,735 She's really high. 385 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,811 Do you think you might possibly buck up 386 00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:34,897 and make a little light conversation? 387 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,509 Something other than how vivid the colors are. 388 00:34:37,511 --> 00:34:39,778 - Is this it? - What? 389 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:42,414 The fig tree. Is it the same one? 390 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,418 Bridget. Bridget, no. 391 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,386 Get up! 392 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:50,322 I said, get up, what if David sees you? 393 00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:53,913 I said, get up! 394 00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:55,726 - God! - Mmm! 395 00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:58,095 Bridget! 396 00:34:59,357 --> 00:35:01,058 Why are you all so scared of him? 397 00:35:01,061 --> 00:35:03,022 What do you think he's gonna do to you, Nicholas? 398 00:35:03,025 --> 00:35:04,748 I thought I heard someone. 399 00:35:04,751 --> 00:35:06,983 David! 400 00:35:06,986 --> 00:35:08,739 How very nice to see you. 401 00:35:08,741 --> 00:35:12,092 Uh... This is Bridget Watson-Scott. 402 00:35:12,095 --> 00:35:13,561 Hello, my dear. 403 00:35:13,564 --> 00:35:15,679 You have the most wonderful spot here! 404 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:19,741 Yes... Just think, with a single machine gun mounted here 405 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:22,553 you could dominate the whole valley. 406 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,124 Stay there, I'll come down. 407 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,460 We'll have tea beneath the fig tree. 408 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,234 Tell me, are you going to more weddings 409 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,892 or memorial services? 410 00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:41,270 Oh, I still go to weddings, but Er... 411 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,240 I enjoy the memorials more. 412 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:46,609 Because you don't have to bring a present. 413 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,645 One should only go to an enemy's memorial service. 414 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,781 There's the pleasure of outliving them, 415 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:54,350 but also the opportunity for a truce. 416 00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:58,452 Forgiveness is so important, don't you think, Bridget? 417 00:35:58,455 --> 00:36:00,222 Gosh, yes. 418 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:02,291 Especially getting other people to forgive you. 419 00:36:03,611 --> 00:36:06,322 But why would I need anyone's forgiveness? 420 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:11,556 Oh, how can you all sit out here? It's so bright! 421 00:36:14,102 --> 00:36:16,135 Careful not to squash the figs. 422 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:29,785 Weird, isn't it? 423 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,621 The way their skin's purple and white at the same time? 424 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:36,357 Like a drunk with emphysema. 425 00:36:38,194 --> 00:36:40,295 This one... 426 00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:42,630 This one is perfect. 427 00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:06,320 Goodness, look! There's a strange little boy. 428 00:37:06,322 --> 00:37:08,155 That's our son, Patrick. 429 00:37:08,157 --> 00:37:10,324 You have kids? Wow! 430 00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:14,361 Patrick! Darling! Come on up, we're having tea. 431 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:17,597 Patrick, come and join us. 432 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,756 - Perhaps he can't hear you. - Of course he can. 433 00:37:20,759 --> 00:37:22,369 He's just being tiresome. 434 00:37:23,638 --> 00:37:25,639 Perhaps you could show me to my room, 435 00:37:25,642 --> 00:37:27,540 so I can bath and unpack? 436 00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:30,142 Oh, of course. Come, follow me. 437 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,936 "Only the best or go without." 438 00:37:33,939 --> 00:37:38,184 Always, provided we... don't have to go without. 439 00:37:38,186 --> 00:37:41,587 She's very... vivacious. 440 00:37:41,589 --> 00:37:44,538 Bridget? Hm. She'll do for now. 441 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:47,226 Don't apologize, she's charming. 442 00:37:47,228 --> 00:37:49,295 Sometimes I think I should be done with it 443 00:37:49,297 --> 00:37:51,827 and settle down with a well-bred, well-educated, 444 00:37:51,830 --> 00:37:55,301 well-informed woman whose conversation I can bear. 445 00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:59,280 And then I remember I've... divorced two of them already. 446 00:37:59,283 --> 00:38:01,123 Patrick. 447 00:38:01,126 --> 00:38:02,908 Where are you going? 448 00:38:11,603 --> 00:38:13,584 Mummy wanted to see me. 449 00:38:13,586 --> 00:38:15,850 Your mummy's tired after her drive. 450 00:38:15,853 --> 00:38:17,780 Come and say hello to your godfather. 451 00:38:17,783 --> 00:38:19,289 Hello, Patrick. 452 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:22,393 - Up to mischief, are you? - Almost certainly. 453 00:38:22,395 --> 00:38:24,895 That's what I like to hear. 454 00:38:24,897 --> 00:38:26,897 Come closer. 455 00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:33,756 Hm. Is everything alright? 456 00:38:36,017 --> 00:38:37,573 Yes, Father. 457 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:40,061 Now we know you didn't eat lunch. 458 00:38:40,064 --> 00:38:42,245 Did you have tea? 459 00:38:42,247 --> 00:38:43,379 No. 460 00:38:43,381 --> 00:38:45,649 Well, that's why you're so pale. 461 00:38:45,651 --> 00:38:48,134 You must eat if you want to grow up strong. 462 00:38:48,137 --> 00:38:50,653 Go and see Yvette, she'll find you something. 463 00:38:50,656 --> 00:38:54,884 And leave Mummy be today. Alright? 464 00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:01,305 Dinner at eight. 465 00:39:04,835 --> 00:39:06,835 Don't be late. 466 00:39:53,049 --> 00:39:54,381 What the hell were you playing at? 467 00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,675 I don't know what you're talking about. 468 00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:58,685 - That business with the figs! - Oh, I thought it would turn you on! 469 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,881 It did the first time. You were practically dribbling. 470 00:40:00,884 --> 00:40:02,823 And as to your conversation: "Oh, what a perfect life you have here!" 471 00:40:02,825 --> 00:40:03,957 Oh, fuck off! 472 00:40:03,959 --> 00:40:05,392 - "What a wonderful view!" - Fuck off, Nicholas! 473 00:40:05,394 --> 00:40:06,594 Or I'll elope with Barry. 474 00:40:06,596 --> 00:40:08,420 Yeah, why give that yob their phone number? 475 00:40:08,423 --> 00:40:12,658 He asked! 476 00:40:30,218 --> 00:40:36,346 ? I don't know if we're in a garden ? 477 00:40:39,894 --> 00:40:43,062 Patrick! Don't skulk! 478 00:40:43,064 --> 00:40:45,765 Either enter a room or leave! 479 00:40:47,169 --> 00:40:50,772 Oh, I'm sorry, darling. You startled me, that's all. 480 00:40:57,202 --> 00:41:01,613 ? Only have eyes for you ? 481 00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:06,168 Alright, I have to... finish my writing. 482 00:41:06,171 --> 00:41:07,553 What are you writing? 483 00:41:07,555 --> 00:41:11,202 A check, for charity, to Save The Children. 484 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:15,860 Because it's important, when one has so much, 485 00:41:15,862 --> 00:41:18,230 to give something back. 486 00:41:18,232 --> 00:41:20,566 You'll remember that, won't you? 487 00:41:20,568 --> 00:41:23,134 When Daddy and I are no longer with you. 488 00:41:24,345 --> 00:41:26,580 I have something for you too. 489 00:41:31,011 --> 00:41:33,211 L'O.K. Corral. 490 00:41:33,914 --> 00:41:35,213 Don't give me that look. 491 00:41:35,215 --> 00:41:37,748 I had to make sure it was suitable. 492 00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:41,185 Handsome boy. 493 00:41:42,288 --> 00:41:44,988 Now, you tell me all about your day. 494 00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:47,725 Hm? Did you have fun with Daddy? 495 00:41:47,727 --> 00:41:49,793 Did you have a walk? 496 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,935 Patrick? What is it, love? 497 00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:01,105 What is it? 498 00:42:04,576 --> 00:42:07,843 Shall I take your glass down, bring you another? 499 00:42:08,948 --> 00:42:11,013 Such a thoughtful boy. 500 00:42:12,474 --> 00:42:14,807 I'm so glad you've turned out well. 501 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:20,022 I think the secret is... not to interfere. 502 00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:30,900 We'll speak to him at dinner. I'm sure we can make him agree. 503 00:42:30,902 --> 00:42:32,591 Of course, with Victor, the great question 504 00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:34,303 is what will he be wearing. 505 00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:37,795 A fisherman's sweater, perhaps, or something in corduroy? 506 00:42:37,798 --> 00:42:40,132 And fruit stains... 507 00:42:43,881 --> 00:42:46,331 The anticipation. I can't wait. 508 00:42:50,954 --> 00:42:53,021 I'll see you downstairs shortly. 509 00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,206 Merci, Yvette. 510 00:43:46,675 --> 00:43:48,809 I'll take over now. 511 00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:52,870 Hello, love. 512 00:43:55,483 --> 00:43:57,649 Oh, sweetheart. 513 00:43:57,652 --> 00:43:59,552 Ouch! 514 00:43:59,555 --> 00:44:01,888 Mommy sat on some glass. 515 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,222 Silly Mommy. Serves me right, no doubt. 516 00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,927 What happened? Tell me. 517 00:44:07,929 --> 00:44:10,596 It was an accident. Don't tell Father. 518 00:44:10,598 --> 00:44:12,165 Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. 519 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:15,134 You know what I'm going to do instead? 520 00:44:15,136 --> 00:44:18,304 Tomorrow morning I'm going to take you to the O.K. Corral. 521 00:44:18,306 --> 00:44:21,140 No excuses, first thing. 522 00:44:21,142 --> 00:44:23,242 Just you and me. 523 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:25,978 Would you like that? 524 00:44:29,116 --> 00:44:31,183 I want to go away. 525 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:36,121 - What do you mean? - Leave here. 526 00:44:41,362 --> 00:44:42,861 Yes. 527 00:44:48,335 --> 00:44:50,936 I have to get that, love. 528 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,538 I'll come back and tuck you in, I promise. 529 00:44:56,217 --> 00:44:57,745 It looks like you bought it 530 00:44:57,748 --> 00:44:59,976 from a stall at Kensington Market. 531 00:44:59,979 --> 00:45:03,014 I did buy it from a stall at Kensington Market. 532 00:45:03,016 --> 00:45:06,100 Oh, hello again, strange little boy. 533 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,492 You look like a medieval witch. 534 00:45:10,495 --> 00:45:12,223 And you look like an old fart. 535 00:45:12,225 --> 00:45:14,792 A stuffy, conventional old fart! 536 00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:19,926 Um... There's a telephone call for you um... 537 00:45:19,929 --> 00:45:21,362 Wow! 538 00:45:22,318 --> 00:45:23,484 - Barry? - Hi, baby. 539 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:26,304 Oh, thank God! I don't think I've ever wanted 540 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,477 to speak to someone so much in my life. 541 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,908 Don't ask people what they do for a living. 542 00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:34,277 And Er... don't ask the staff how they feel. 543 00:45:34,279 --> 00:45:36,012 And don't provoke David. 544 00:45:36,014 --> 00:45:38,248 Fine, but will you do one thing for me tonight? 545 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,350 - Of course. - Don't suck up to them. 546 00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:43,386 Don't let them bully you. Don't try to fit in. 547 00:45:43,388 --> 00:45:45,047 Well, isn't that three things? 548 00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:46,691 They're all connected. 549 00:45:46,694 --> 00:45:49,228 You're as good as these people. In fact, you're better. 550 00:45:49,231 --> 00:45:51,999 You have warm blood. 551 00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:55,530 - What an extraordinary chair. - Ah. 552 00:45:55,533 --> 00:45:58,058 It used to belong to some doge. 553 00:45:58,061 --> 00:45:59,936 It really should be in a museum. 554 00:45:59,938 --> 00:46:02,171 Of course it's David's favorite. 555 00:46:02,173 --> 00:46:04,974 He likes to rest his cigars on the arm. 556 00:46:04,976 --> 00:46:08,444 Well, I don't think he'll sit in it if you're in it already. 557 00:46:08,446 --> 00:46:11,881 I wouldn't be so sure. He does like to get his own way. 558 00:46:11,883 --> 00:46:13,983 - Well, hello. - Hi! 559 00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:16,469 For God's sake, Victor, that suit. 560 00:46:16,472 --> 00:46:18,954 Couldn't you have got Anne to iron that for you? 561 00:46:18,956 --> 00:46:20,755 - Well, I... - Has it begun already? 562 00:46:20,757 --> 00:46:22,378 We're barely through the door. 563 00:46:22,381 --> 00:46:24,855 Let's have a pleasant evening, shall we? 564 00:46:27,498 --> 00:46:29,564 - Thank you. - Thank you. 565 00:46:30,567 --> 00:46:32,834 Let's drink to... 566 00:46:39,843 --> 00:46:41,810 Let's drink. 567 00:46:42,479 --> 00:46:44,045 Nothing a don likes more 568 00:46:44,047 --> 00:46:46,180 than bashing another man's discipline. 569 00:46:46,182 --> 00:46:48,808 One can hardly call psychoanalysis a discipline. 570 00:46:48,811 --> 00:46:52,185 - But it helps people. - Yes, yes, there's the therapeutic promise. 571 00:46:52,188 --> 00:46:55,023 Here he is, hah, a real doctor! 572 00:46:55,025 --> 00:46:57,925 Victor, Anne, a pleasure to see you. 573 00:46:57,927 --> 00:46:59,800 Eleanor... 574 00:47:00,897 --> 00:47:02,863 I do like you in pink. 575 00:47:02,865 --> 00:47:04,865 It matches your eyes. 576 00:47:05,902 --> 00:47:08,101 Is that vodka I see? 577 00:47:08,103 --> 00:47:09,837 Please don't take this the wrong way 578 00:47:09,839 --> 00:47:13,240 but I find it hard to imagine you as a doctor. 579 00:47:13,242 --> 00:47:14,842 So did I, my dear, 580 00:47:14,844 --> 00:47:16,977 and I must confess to stumbling a little 581 00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:18,761 over the Hippocratic Oath. 582 00:47:18,764 --> 00:47:21,430 Fortunately, my wife's money 583 00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:25,318 removed the necessity of my leading a useful life. 584 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,823 Her great gift. 585 00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:34,633 I appreciate your escorting my wife to the airport. 586 00:47:34,636 --> 00:47:37,961 It was pure pleasure, as was this. 587 00:47:37,964 --> 00:47:40,516 Ah. So much pleasure in one day. 588 00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:42,101 My cup runneth over... 589 00:47:42,103 --> 00:47:46,172 I've had a very special day too. Must be magic in the air. 590 00:47:46,174 --> 00:47:47,659 Hey, Dave. 591 00:47:47,662 --> 00:47:50,859 I love those kinky yellow slippers. 592 00:47:50,862 --> 00:47:54,080 Do you really like them? I'm so pleased. 593 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:56,983 - Vodka, my dear? - Do you have a Coke? 594 00:47:56,985 --> 00:47:59,085 Alcohol's such a crude high. 595 00:48:01,989 --> 00:48:04,156 Let's have dinner. 596 00:48:05,464 --> 00:48:08,445 Victor, you sit there. 597 00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:11,298 No. No... 598 00:48:11,301 --> 00:48:13,625 Anne, you sit next to... 599 00:48:13,628 --> 00:48:15,133 No, that's not right. 600 00:48:15,135 --> 00:48:17,406 Thank God we're only six. 601 00:48:17,409 --> 00:48:20,037 While we wait for Eleanor to solve the problem, 602 00:48:20,039 --> 00:48:24,475 Anne, tell me, what did you think of the Emperor Galba? 603 00:48:24,477 --> 00:48:27,671 Oh, terrific. A terrific character. 604 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:30,742 Anne was particularly taken with Caligula. 605 00:48:30,745 --> 00:48:33,836 Victor attempted to make me feel sorry for him. 606 00:48:33,839 --> 00:48:35,586 Bridget, you sit here with me. 607 00:48:35,588 --> 00:48:38,672 But... Tiberius killed his whole family. 608 00:48:38,675 --> 00:48:41,839 It's only natural that those who are terrified 609 00:48:41,842 --> 00:48:43,808 become terrifying, given the opportunity. 610 00:48:43,811 --> 00:48:46,061 Is that how it worked at Eton? 611 00:48:46,064 --> 00:48:48,132 Anne takes a rather satirical attitude 612 00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:49,789 to the English public school system. 613 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:50,695 Does she now? 614 00:48:50,698 --> 00:48:52,936 And as to his obsession with screwing his sisters... 615 00:48:52,938 --> 00:48:54,170 Oh, well, you know what they say. 616 00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:56,539 Vice is nice, but incest is best. 617 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:58,474 Now, I'm sure I'd have liked the chap. 618 00:48:58,476 --> 00:49:00,409 He did exactly what he wanted to do 619 00:49:00,411 --> 00:49:01,839 with no nonsense about ethics. 620 00:49:01,842 --> 00:49:04,284 Why do you think it's superior to be amoral? 621 00:49:04,287 --> 00:49:05,587 It's not a question of being superior: 622 00:49:05,589 --> 00:49:08,383 it's a question of not being a bore or a prig. 623 00:49:08,386 --> 00:49:11,370 What one aims for is ennui. 624 00:49:33,456 --> 00:49:36,852 Eleanor, what a marvelous memory you have, 625 00:49:36,855 --> 00:49:40,549 to be able to duplicate the dinner we had last time. 626 00:49:40,551 --> 00:49:42,435 She has that expression she puts on 627 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,495 when she's thinking of her dear, rich dead mother. 628 00:49:46,723 --> 00:49:50,425 I'm right, aren't I, darling? 629 00:49:50,427 --> 00:49:52,222 Yes, David. 630 00:49:52,225 --> 00:49:55,183 Once Eleanor's dear father had been dismissed 631 00:49:55,186 --> 00:49:56,849 for being too drunk, 632 00:49:56,852 --> 00:50:01,136 Eleanor's mother decided to purchase a human antique. 633 00:50:01,139 --> 00:50:03,495 A "real, old aristocrat", 634 00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:06,294 on the grounds that if you're going to buy a husband, 635 00:50:06,297 --> 00:50:08,742 he might as well be a duke. 636 00:50:08,745 --> 00:50:11,412 And so the Duc De Valencay 637 00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:15,105 was re-upholstered with thick wads of dollars. 638 00:50:15,818 --> 00:50:19,698 But you just can't treat human beings like things. 639 00:50:19,701 --> 00:50:22,198 - Definitely. - You agree with me? 640 00:50:22,201 --> 00:50:23,334 Definitely. 641 00:50:23,337 --> 00:50:25,437 Maybe the human antique wanted to be bought. 642 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,524 Oh, I've no doubt of that. 643 00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:29,237 I'm sure he was licking the windowpane. 644 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,532 What so shocked Eleanor's mother was that he dared to rear up 645 00:50:32,534 --> 00:50:35,401 on his Louis XV legs and start giving orders. 646 00:50:35,403 --> 00:50:37,253 You see, I feel that so strongly. 647 00:50:37,256 --> 00:50:38,772 That the problem with the world 648 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:41,374 is people treating other people like things. 649 00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:44,677 I so agree. That's something else we have in common. 650 00:50:44,679 --> 00:50:48,348 Things... should be treated with great care. 651 00:50:49,351 --> 00:50:51,351 Excuse me. 652 00:50:55,857 --> 00:50:58,800 "What one aims for is ennui"! 653 00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:15,174 - Hello, Patrick. - I broke a glass. 654 00:51:15,176 --> 00:51:17,643 Don't tell my father. 655 00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:20,312 You look so grim. 656 00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:21,980 What's up? 657 00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:27,382 Can't you get to sleep? 658 00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:32,991 Does it hurt? Let me see if it's... 659 00:51:32,993 --> 00:51:35,260 - No, I only wanted to... - I'm fine. 660 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:38,617 You're shaking. 661 00:51:40,566 --> 00:51:43,519 Do you want to tell me? What is it? 662 00:51:45,003 --> 00:51:47,214 Patrick? 663 00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:49,552 I gather that Gerald Frogmore 664 00:51:49,555 --> 00:51:53,389 shot more birds last year than anyone in England. 665 00:51:53,392 --> 00:51:56,613 Not bad for a chap in a wheelchair. 666 00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:59,650 Perhaps he resents their freedom of movement. 667 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:04,188 I mean, what about your mother? Do you want to tell your mother? 668 00:52:05,224 --> 00:52:08,759 Okay, I'll be right back. I promise. 669 00:52:12,631 --> 00:52:14,698 I don't believe you. 670 00:52:16,202 --> 00:52:18,202 You say you will but you won't. 671 00:52:18,204 --> 00:52:20,570 Patrick, I will. 672 00:52:22,441 --> 00:52:24,274 Everyone enjoyed themselves, 673 00:52:24,276 --> 00:52:26,589 even the man who was being hanged. 674 00:52:26,592 --> 00:52:29,411 - Fun for all the family. - I found Patrick on the stairs. 675 00:52:29,414 --> 00:52:31,481 He wants to talk to you. 676 00:52:31,483 --> 00:52:34,211 - Darling. Eleanor? - Yes? 677 00:52:34,214 --> 00:52:37,053 I thought we'd agreed that you wouldn't rush to Patrick 678 00:52:37,055 --> 00:52:39,322 each time he whines and blubbers. 679 00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:42,459 He fell earlier so he... he may be hurt. 680 00:52:42,461 --> 00:52:44,114 In that case he may need a doctor. 681 00:52:44,117 --> 00:52:46,516 He's not hurt. He just wants to talk to his mother. 682 00:52:46,519 --> 00:52:48,731 You see, darling? He isn't hurt. 683 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:51,386 And so it's just a question of sentiment. 684 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:55,471 Does one allow oneself to be blackmailed or not? 685 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,380 If you sit, we can discuss it. 686 00:53:24,705 --> 00:53:28,878 The proposition I'd like to make is that education 687 00:53:28,881 --> 00:53:31,639 should be something of which a child can later say: 688 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,542 "If I survived that, I can survive anything." 689 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,711 Well, that's crazy and wrong and you know it! 690 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,011 Well, I certainly think a child should be challenged... 691 00:53:39,014 --> 00:53:40,605 Oh, for goodness sakes, Victor! 692 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:43,698 Well, nobody wants anyone to be miserable. We're just saying... 693 00:53:43,701 --> 00:53:46,586 We! Because God forbid you should ever contradict him. 694 00:53:46,589 --> 00:53:49,023 ...it doesn't do a child any good to be molly-coddled. 695 00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:51,227 I know it's an unfashionable point of view, 696 00:53:51,230 --> 00:53:53,714 but in my opinion, nothing that happens to you 697 00:53:53,717 --> 00:53:55,386 as a child really matters. 698 00:53:55,389 --> 00:53:57,323 When it comes to things that don't matter, 699 00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:58,798 you're top of my list. 700 00:53:58,801 --> 00:54:01,435 - Saying silly things to sound less pompous... - Oh, my word! 701 00:54:01,437 --> 00:54:03,670 - and pompous things to sound less silly. - A ferocious backhand there 702 00:54:03,672 --> 00:54:05,639 - from the young American lefty. - It's pathetic. 703 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:07,595 Well, nothing that happened in your childhood 704 00:54:07,598 --> 00:54:08,797 did matter, Nicholas. 705 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,944 You just did exactly what everyone expected. 706 00:54:10,946 --> 00:54:13,980 Well, I refuse to apologize for an uneventful childhood, 707 00:54:13,982 --> 00:54:17,517 or to relish the suffering over the happiness: 708 00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:20,386 - big lawns, buckets and spades, - What the fuck? 709 00:54:20,388 --> 00:54:22,969 Throwing coins into the golden pool at the Ritz. 710 00:54:22,972 --> 00:54:27,460 Would you like a fig? They're at their best this time of year. 711 00:54:27,462 --> 00:54:30,029 Go on. I know how much you like them. 712 00:54:31,202 --> 00:54:33,234 I'll need a knife. 713 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:35,832 I'm sorry, I've really tried here, 714 00:54:35,835 --> 00:54:37,469 but I can't do this anymore. 715 00:54:37,472 --> 00:54:41,227 You... You are a pompous, silly little sycophant. 716 00:54:41,230 --> 00:54:44,042 And the only thing in your favor is that you frighten him. 717 00:54:44,044 --> 00:54:46,531 That aside, you're a failure. 718 00:54:46,534 --> 00:54:50,883 And it's your son I feel sorry for, and if I had my way then... 719 00:54:50,885 --> 00:54:53,218 Victor, stay with your friends by all means, 720 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:54,712 but if you do then I never want to see you again. 721 00:54:54,714 --> 00:54:56,254 No, no, I'm coming with you. 722 00:54:56,256 --> 00:54:57,997 Must you leave so soon? 723 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,792 Yes, Eleanor, I have to be up early 724 00:55:00,794 --> 00:55:04,496 to Er... make some... some progress on my book. 725 00:55:04,498 --> 00:55:07,856 Eleanor, Patrick is in the hallway. 726 00:55:07,859 --> 00:55:10,502 He is sad and he's lonely and scared. 727 00:55:10,504 --> 00:55:12,604 And I promised I'd bring you with me. 728 00:55:12,606 --> 00:55:14,472 Will you come and find out what's happened? 729 00:55:18,945 --> 00:55:21,045 Eleanor? Please? 730 00:55:25,758 --> 00:55:26,944 Eleanor. 731 00:55:50,976 --> 00:55:53,677 For someone so conventional, 732 00:55:53,679 --> 00:55:56,359 Victor does love an unconventional girlfriend. 733 00:55:56,362 --> 00:55:59,015 Almost nothing is as entertaining 734 00:55:59,018 --> 00:56:02,152 as the contortions of a clever Jewish snob. 735 00:56:02,154 --> 00:56:03,619 Very broad-minded of you 736 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:05,088 to have one in the house at all. 737 00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:07,657 Oh, do fuck off, the pair of you. 738 00:56:10,095 --> 00:56:13,215 - Thank you. - No, you were right. 739 00:56:13,218 --> 00:56:15,498 In the end one must oppose cruelty, 740 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,833 even if only by refusing to take part. 741 00:56:18,903 --> 00:56:22,598 - Why are we whispering? - I have no idea! 742 00:56:27,522 --> 00:56:29,589 Oh, one moment. 743 00:56:33,117 --> 00:56:34,650 Patrick? 744 00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:39,304 Patrick? It's only me! 745 00:56:48,765 --> 00:56:50,832 He must have gone to bed. 746 00:56:51,602 --> 00:56:53,668 Oh, well. 747 00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:00,742 - Barry, you are saving my life. - Like I always do? 748 00:57:05,782 --> 00:57:08,882 They're desperate to get her into Country Life. 749 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:12,587 Mummy's keen on roses, Daddy loves the gee-gees. 750 00:57:12,589 --> 00:57:15,723 I took them up to Covent Garden to see Le Nozze Di Figaro, 751 00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:18,493 and when the conductor came on the podium, 752 00:57:18,495 --> 00:57:20,060 Rodney Watson-Scott said, 753 00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:22,406 "Look, they're under starter's orders." 754 00:58:04,109 --> 00:58:07,110 Oh... Barry. 755 00:58:13,715 --> 00:58:15,614 You see? 756 00:58:15,616 --> 00:58:18,218 It's not as easy as you think. 757 00:58:39,052 --> 00:58:41,086 Can't sleep? 758 00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:48,900 No, me neither. 759 00:58:50,883 --> 00:58:52,983 Must be all the excitement. 760 00:58:53,652 --> 00:58:55,819 All these people. 761 00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:06,515 Here... 762 00:59:13,939 --> 00:59:15,972 Is that better? 763 00:59:24,315 --> 00:59:26,164 I'll leave you now. 764 00:59:27,952 --> 00:59:30,052 But know one thing. 765 00:59:31,689 --> 00:59:34,823 If you ever tell your mother... 766 00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:39,094 or anyone else, about today... 767 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:44,515 I will snap you in two. 768 01:00:30,847 --> 01:00:33,246 Johnny? 769 01:00:33,248 --> 01:00:34,781 You can go now. 770 01:00:52,543 --> 01:00:57,054 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --