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Okay, keep coming...

2
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- Looking good, keep coming...
- Can I just take it off?

3
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- No, shut up, keep coming...
- Really not liking this.

4
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Well, but once you see
the surprise, keep coming,

5
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you're gonna forget all
about being mad about the map.

6
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That's what I'm saying, if the
goal here is to unpiss me off...

7
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- Oww! What the...?
- Sorry, go left?

8
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- Goddamn it!
- Wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait!

9
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- Wh...?! What the...?
- Ta-da!

10
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- What the actual goddamn shit?!
- Yeah, right?

11
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At first, I was like, "pfft,"
but then I was like "myeah?"

12
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What'd you...
What have you done?!

13
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Well, I used the all the ribs,
they were in pretty good shape,

14
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the spans are the toughest
bamboo I could find...

15
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- I helped.
- Shut up.

16
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...then I covered 'em with
canvas sails, and doped

17
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the whole thing up tighter
than dick's hatband!

18
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- Hey, whoa!
- Dick's hatband?! Dick's hatband?!

19
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- Yeah, I dunno.
- People say that.

20
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- Right?
- You big dumb ox! You ruined her!

21
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B-But...
I thought you'd be happy!

22
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Happy?! You thought I'd
be happy? I oughta...

23
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What the...?

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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, where are you?

25
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

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C'mon, baby, c'mon, you can do it.
Don't let him in the slot!

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_

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C'mon, ya fat Russian pig!

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_

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Goddamn it!

31
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_

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Son of a... No! No!

33
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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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_

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_

36
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Goddamn it.
Goddamn it!

37
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Eat a dick!

38
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- Wha... what... what is it...
- Archer?

39
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- Hey. Hey!
- Huh?

40
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Where'd ya go, buddy?

41
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Spain...

42
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Heh. Oh, man.
Is Spain not the best?

43
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C'mon, tapas?

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45
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Archer?
Archer, hey, c'mon...

46
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C'mon. C'mon, snap out of it, bub,
'cause, uh, we got company.

47
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Huh? What-what...?
Wait, where am I?

48
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Right here with me and Crackers.

49
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- Ugh.
- Hey...

50
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- Question is, where were you?
- Pam, it was the damnedest thing.

51
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All of a sudden I was back in Spain,

52
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getting shot down by that
son of a bitch Ziegler.

53
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Yeah, so...

54
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- Which time?
- What the hell?!

55
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- Yeah, so, funny story...
- Ziegler?!

56
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Hallo, Archer. Heh.
You are flying a garbage truck now?

57
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No, I...
Wait, how are you here?!

58
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- It is an incredible coincidence, ja?
- Literally incredible.

59
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So, does this place have a bar?

60
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I owe you a drink, you
have made me famous.

61
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_

62
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- Das is die umgekerht Ace?!
- Ja! Es war er!

63
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_

64
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This means the "reverse ace."

65
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Because in Spain I shot
him down five times.

66
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- We know.
- Plus not to mention his eye...

67
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Then why did you...?

68
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- And why the hell are you here?!
- Well, I...

69
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I don't see how that concerns you.

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- Hauptmann Ziegler?
- Ah, sie sind bestimmt Herr Fuchs.

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_

72
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Oh. So, hey, Archer, please
let me buy you that drink, eh?

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- Come find me later.
- Oh, don't worry, I'll find you.

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Well, that would be a first.

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_

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_

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Man. So the guy who shot
you down all those times,

78
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shot your eyeball out, he shows
up on the same teeny tiny island,

79
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halfway around the world?
I mean, what're the odds?

80
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- Literally zero.
- Shut up, bird.

81
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Eh.

82
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- So...you okay?
- Hm?

83
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Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine,
I'm good, I'm totally good, I'm...

84
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God...

85
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Damn it!

86
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No, I am good, I'm great.

87
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'Cause I'm gonna kill him.

88
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Alright, Missy, we need...

89
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...to have a little talk.

90
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Now, I don't know what you studied

91
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at whatever fancy-pants
finishing school you went to...

92
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- Finch.
- What?

93
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- I went to Finch?
- No one cares. But can I assume

94
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they didn't teach you
business management?

95
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- I don't know.
- Well, now you are a business.

96
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In which I've made a major investment...

97
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- Pfft, what, bear claws and brandy?
- And a roof over your head.

98
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And so far, you're not
making me any money.

99
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Well, how can I?
Look at this place.

100
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There's hardly ever anybody in here.

101
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Well, what about him?
Did you ask him about a date?

102
00:06:01,979 --> 00:06:04,253
- I asked them both.
- Seriously?

103
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Ugh! I'll try again after
they finish that sherry.

104
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I-I... I think she was on the fence.

105
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- Wait, what about him?
- Ohh, no.

106
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He is strictly off limits.
And if I catch you sniffing around...

107
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What in the...?

108
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Eh... parlez-vous Français?

109
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- English.
- Good, better.

110
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Eleven liters of beer, please.

111
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The first round is on me!

112
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And then they pay for themselves!

113
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Oh, do not listen to them, their
pockets are stuffed with back pay.

114
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And they have not seen
a woman in months. Oof.

115
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Ahem.

116
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Here, take this down to the
shop and tell Mister Wong

117
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you want the biggest jar
of coconut butter he's got.

118
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- Why?
- Trust me.

119
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Base a Rojo Tres.

120
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Rojo Tres, responde.

121
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Rojo Tres...
Rojo Tres.

122
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God... Archer!

123
00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:10,884
- What?
- You're "Rojo Tres!"

124
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I thought I was Red Thr... Oh.

125
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- Jesus Christ.
- Shut up, bird.

126
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No, you shut up,
and keep an eye peeled for

127
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- that son of a bitch Ziegler.
- Ja?

128
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- Wha...?!
- He could be anywhere.

129
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Goddamn it, Ziegler, you...

130
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Adios, desayuno.

131
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Ziegleeeer!

132
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Oh, Ziegler.

133
00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:47,320
It means the brickmaker!

134
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Ziegler, this is a family name in German
for someone who makes bricks.

135
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- Mm-hmm...
- But in this case,

136
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it has also another meaning

137
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because he turns the enemy
warplanes into bricks!

138
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Yeah, other languages have puns too.

139
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But not as powerful as German puns!

140
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- Shhh!
- And so, with Ziegler

141
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and the other pilots providing close
air support to the new soldiers,

142
00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:11,243
nothing, not cannibals,
not zose verdammt lizards,

143
00:08:11,278 --> 00:08:13,345
can stop us from finding the idol!

144
00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,146
Keep your voice down!

145
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If my father hears you,
he'll cut your balls off!

146
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Ja, right, like your bodyguards, eh?

147
00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,597
- No!
- Oh.

148
00:08:21,622 --> 00:08:26,947
But until then, get back in here and
bring me some more... wienerschnitzel.

149
00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:29,660
I, uh, still
need a bit more time...

150
00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:33,163
Still?
Ugh. What is taking so long?

151
00:08:33,199 --> 00:08:36,501
I must, uh, replenish my lebenskraft.

152
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Still, though...

153
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Wait a minute, you're not seeing
someone else, are you?

154
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Don't be foolish. Besides,
what other women even live

155
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on this gottverlassen island?

156
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? Oh, it's a long way to Tipperary ?

157
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? It's a long way to go ?

158
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What zis the meaning of this?!

159
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The best I can tell,
it's about an Irishman

160
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- learning about cunnilingus.
- Quoi?

161
00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:04,127
- Oh, sorry, that's when...
- I know what it means!

162
00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:06,830
- Really?
- I mean these German soldiers!

163
00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:08,932
They have invaded French territoire!

164
00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:11,635
- And my heart, if I'm being honest.
- What?!

165
00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:17,040
If these big lugs gamble and screw
as much as they drink, I can retire!

166
00:09:17,075 --> 00:09:19,175
Well, you may be for sale, madame,

167
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:24,417
but the honor of France is not.
I shall place them all under arrest!

168
00:09:27,355 --> 00:09:31,754
- Viens, Doudou!
- Well, bonne chance with that...

169
00:09:31,789 --> 00:09:35,491
? Farewell Angleterre... ?

170
00:09:37,363 --> 00:09:40,296
Silence!
Who is in charge here?!

171
00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:42,865
I think I am.
Hauptmann Ziegler.

172
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Zis island is French territory!

173
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You and your men are here illegally!

174
00:09:48,238 --> 00:09:50,339
Oh. But we are just here as tourists!

175
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Well, then I hope you
enjoy the tour of my jail.

176
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Because you are all under arrest!

177
00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,215
Come on, we are just
some cool guys on leave,

178
00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,018
and since France is so far away,
and you are so outnumbered,

179
00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:06,878
can't you also just be a cool guy?

180
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,292
- Non.
- Fair enough.

181
00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:17,232
Et tu n'as rien fait...
Rien!

182
00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:19,901
? Oh it's a long way to Tipperary... ?

183
00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:22,904
Tipperary. Pfft. It's a long
way to the goddamn ground,

184
00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:27,158
in a tired-ass Russian biplane,
when you lousy krauts are

185
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:31,412
ripping around in your brand-new
goddamn Messerschmitts...

186
00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:36,217
Okay, Archer,
keep an eye on your six this time.

187
00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:37,819
Don't worry about me, Pam.

188
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,814
Today's the day,
I can feel it, I'm gonna...

189
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,009
Ziegler!

190
00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:48,463
Oh, so now we're just camping?!

191
00:10:54,936 --> 00:10:57,603
Higher top speed, higher
ceiling, tighter turn,

192
00:10:57,639 --> 00:11:01,767
better rate of climb, so big
whoop, you got a couple of kills.

193
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,479
It's easy when you sneak up on people.

194
00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:10,416
So, again, and I really
can't stress this enough...

195
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,118
Don't worry about my six, Pam.

196
00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:15,021
Nobody's gonna sneak up on me now.

197
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:18,758
Ohh... wait, hang on...

198
00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:21,727
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

199
00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,830
Oh! Ziegleeer!

200
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:27,699
So drink up, Ziegler, you ratdick,

201
00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:30,769
because your nightcap is gonna be...

202
00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:32,771
...bullets.

203
00:11:32,806 --> 00:11:35,774
First thing, I'm gonna
shoot your eye out.

204
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:38,878
And then your dick off.
And then...

205
00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:45,494
What the...?

206
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,388
- What're you doing?
- What does it look like?!

207
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,059
- Uh... a hermit crab?
- Idiot! Get me out of here!

208
00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:55,639
- I'm busy.
- Wha...?!

209
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,083
What the...?

210
00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:01,515
- Oh, shoot.
- Aww, maaan...

211
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:04,236
- What the hell're you doing?!
- Well, we know you're sad,

212
00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:06,270
so we were gonna surprise
you with a Kringle.

213
00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,439
- A what?
- Kringle.

214
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,307
Kringle.
State pastry of Wisconsin?

215
00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:10,775
Wisconsin has a state pastry?

216
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:11,776
Kringles.

217
00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:14,612
- Stop saying Kringle!
- Okay, jeez!

218
00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:16,114
But what're you doing
with your gun, there?

219
00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:19,850
I'm gonna go in there...
Actually, no, wait...

220
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:24,031
You're gonna go in there,
and lure Ziegler in here,

221
00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:26,691
that's better,
and I'm gonna hide in the pantry,

222
00:12:26,692 --> 00:12:29,526
and then I'm gonna bust
out and shoot his eye out.

223
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,662
And then his dick off.

224
00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:34,764
And then... his brains.

225
00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:37,267
- Whaaaat?
- Yeah, you don't wanna do that...

226
00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:39,670
Yes, I do, Pam!
An eye for an eye!

227
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,172
That's right in the goddamn Bible!

228
00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:43,740
Yeah, but c'mon, that was a fair fight.

229
00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:46,610
It wasn't fair!
I was in a biplane!

230
00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:49,951
- He was in a brand-new goddamn 109!
- Still though...

231
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,148
Yeah, but you don't
wanna kill him like this, it's...

232
00:12:52,183 --> 00:12:56,252
- It's chickenshit.
- You're right.

233
00:12:56,287 --> 00:12:59,623
Goddamn it, you're right.
And so...

234
00:12:59,624 --> 00:13:02,325
- I'm sorry for this.
- Sorry for...? Ungh!

235
00:13:02,326 --> 00:13:04,927
Oh, what the shit, man?!

236
00:13:04,963 --> 00:13:06,749
Shut up, bird.

237
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:10,827
Hey.

238
00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:12,017
Hey, wake up.

239
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:14,406
C'mon, rise and shine, Fritz.

240
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,590
Waaaghh!

241
00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:19,200
- Jesus, what?!
- Was?!

242
00:13:19,235 --> 00:13:22,094
Easy! Easy!
I'm supposed to give you this.

243
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:25,097
- How is this bird talking?!
- Right?

244
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:28,781
Was zum Teufel ist...
Oh, Scheiße!

245
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:34,138
Nein, nein, nein, nein!
Scheißkopf!

246
00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:36,332
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247
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,472
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248
00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:40,425
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249
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:44,364
So, hey, what would
a gal have to do to...?

250
00:13:45,301 --> 00:13:47,050
Jesus, rude much?!

251
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,286
I was going to ask how to get

252
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,187
a ride out of here on
one of their planes.

253
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:52,055
Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath.

254
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,685
Yeah, well, I wouldn't
be a talking bird.

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00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:56,942
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256
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,966
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257
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,778
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258
00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,069
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259
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,808
Huzza...wuzza...

260
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:15,345
Where the...?
Oh, what the shit?!

261
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,480
Heh, heh.
Hey, sleepyhead.

262
00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:20,950
- Glad you could join us.
- Why the hell am I in a... Owww!

263
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,419
Christ on a bike!
My head kills!

264
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:26,155
Yeah, mine did too, to be honest.

265
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,694
- Little hairy dog?
- No, I... Wait a minute.

266
00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:31,828
- You hit me!
- I lightly tapped you...

267
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,063
You piece of shit, you hit me!

268
00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:36,198
- Only because you were right!
- What?!

269
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,734
I was gonna shoot Ziegler,
you may not remember this

270
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,353
'cause you have a concussion,

271
00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:41,936
but I was gonna shoot Ziegler,

272
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:44,072
but you told me that was chickenshit,

273
00:14:44,107 --> 00:14:46,007
and so now we're gonna
settle it up here,

274
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:49,010
in a dogfight,
in evenly matched planes!

275
00:14:49,045 --> 00:14:51,381
- Man to man!
- And woman!

276
00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:53,181
Well, yeah, I needed a tailgunner, so...

277
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:55,417
- Goddamn it!
- And so now's probably a good time

278
00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:58,988
- to familiarize yourself with said gun...
- Goddamn it!

279
00:14:58,989 --> 00:15:02,624
...'cause if Crackers did what I told
him to, it won't be long before...

280
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,526
- Archer?!
- Speak of the teufel...

281
00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:06,996
Come on up, Ziegler.

282
00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:09,511
See what it's like to fight
somebody fair and squ...

283
00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:12,033
Say your prayers, Archer!

284
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:14,702
This time I will put you
down once and for all!

285
00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,371
Pam, get your head outta your ass!

286
00:15:16,372 --> 00:15:18,205
- Me?!
- Your one job...

287
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,574
...is to shoot things
coming at us from beh...

288
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,610
Oh, shit!

289
00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,015
- Son of a...
- What was that?

290
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,650
Nothing.

291
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,455
- I assume this was Sterling?
- Yep, yep, yep.

292
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:37,055
Mm-hmm.

293
00:15:40,229 --> 00:15:41,696
- Putamierda!
- Goddamn it!

294
00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:43,397
It doesn't matter what you fly,

295
00:15:43,432 --> 00:15:48,067
- Archer, I will always beat you!
- Oh, you couldn't beat...

296
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:49,470
Hang on, I had something for th...

297
00:15:49,471 --> 00:15:52,138
- Ya wanna save the quips?!
- It was pretty good!

298
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:56,171
Oh, wait, so's that.

299
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:00,614
How do ya like that, Ziegler?!

300
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:03,850
Heh. Who taught you how
to shoot, your husband?

301
00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,252
Will you shut up?!

302
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:06,854
It was pretty good!

303
00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:09,655
All right, Archer, I am
bored with this and with you.

304
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:11,265
Get ready to die.

305
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,030
Um...okay.

306
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,713
- Was ist los?!
- Scheiße! Wir sind getroffen!

307
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,068
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein...

308
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:24,762
What the...?

309
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,576
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!

310
00:16:30,942 --> 00:16:32,244
Holy shit!

311
00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:34,012
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah, I...

312
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,314
I must've hit his fuel tank!

313
00:16:35,315 --> 00:16:37,315
- Wait, what?
- Whoo-hoo!

314
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:42,004
Million-to-one shot, but I did it!
I finally beat Ziegler!

315
00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,391
- Yeah. Way to go.
- Right?!

316
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,459
But so now what? We can't
go back to the island now,

317
00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:50,561
the krauts are gonna know
this whole thing was you.

318
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:51,823
You think I didn't think of that?!

319
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:54,365
Don't worry, I put Crackers on it.

320
00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:57,268
What in ze
hell is going on here?!

321
00:16:57,303 --> 00:17:00,004
Well?!
Someone had better tell me!

322
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:04,009
Uh, yeah, so I was here earlier,
and I saw the whole thing,

323
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:06,511
which was Ziegler and the other guy,

324
00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:10,114
Schnell, who, come to
find out, is his lover...

325
00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:11,549
- Nein!
- Yeah...

326
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:15,320
So they stole the other two planes
and set this one on fire,

327
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:18,492
so nobody could follow them to Shanghai,

328
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:21,058
where they plan to open a cabaret,

329
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:25,096
the unfortunately named "Scandals."

330
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:28,264
Ooh, Scandals, that sounds fun, huh?

331
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,867
- Morgen!
- Hallo, Schatz!

332
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:33,703
- Hi, guys!
- You're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

333
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:37,174
- I'm surprised you can even walk.
- What? Oh!

334
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,975
God, no, they were all
so drunk they thought

335
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:42,611
that jar of coconut butter
was, you know, me.

336
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,547
Oh. Oh!

337
00:17:44,582 --> 00:17:47,283
Well, as long as you charged
everybody full price...

338
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:48,797
Heh. Right?

339
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:51,187
Then you should have
a lot of money to give me?

340
00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:53,823
Ah. About that...

341
00:17:53,858 --> 00:17:57,126
I've decided that from now
on, I'm keeping all of it.

342
00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,362
- Excuse me?!
- Yeah, because your cop buddy

343
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:00,697
lives in a barrel now,

344
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:03,333
and this stupid island is
under an occupying power,

345
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,634
all of whom are heavily armed

346
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:06,611
and basically totally in love with me.

347
00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:09,639
Für dich, Fraülein!

348
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,140
Awww!

349
00:18:14,189 --> 00:18:17,712
So go make me some
goddamn breakfast.

350
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:20,648
Besides, getting
back to the island is like,

351
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,550
the one thing we don't
have to worry about.

352
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,153
Yeah exactly, so...
Wait, what?!

353
00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:29,993
Damn it.
Well, the good news is,

354
00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:31,860
at least it's a seaplane, right?

355
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:34,396
- Well, I mean, it was...
- What?!

356
00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:37,766
Goddamn it!
Goddamn it! If you...

357
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,434
Oh, shut up!
C'mon, if anybody

358
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:42,003
can crash-land a plane,
it's me, right? Huh?

359
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,405
With all my experience?
Pam?

360
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,655
- Then get it over with!
- Oh, okay, I guess just pout.

361
00:18:49,392 --> 00:18:50,578
- Pam.
- I am!

362
00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:52,346
Okay, then here goes!

363
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,091
Whooo-hoo-hoo!

364
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,192
Bocadas De mierda!

365
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:09,362
And did you see that, Pam?!
Also perfect!

366
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,086
Who wins? Huh?
Archer wins!

367
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,067
Yeah? This is a win for you?

368
00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,884
Not just for me, Pam.
For America.

369
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,673
And those hapless Spanish communists.

370
00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:27,647
- Well? So now what?!
- So now, since we've only got one flare,

371
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,182
I'm gonna shoot their leader with it,

372
00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:31,684
and then when the rest of
them go into a feeding frenzy,

373
00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:33,353
you and me are gonna make a run for it.

374
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:35,688
- What?!
- I'm kidding!

375
00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:37,103
You big dumb idiot.

376
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,561
Ya know...

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