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Previously on iZombie...

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The rumors that our own
men are skimming brains

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and selling them on the black market.

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There is one name I know.

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Russ Roche.

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I want you to buddy up to him.

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Liz, stop!

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You're suspended, you are
not to leave this building

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or participate in field work of any kind

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for the foreseeable future.

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What?

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Come on, Liz, you can't
let them eat my brain.

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Our prisoner was turned
into a zombie last night.

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Someone knew where he was.

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You're her, aren't you? You're renegade.

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This is gonna get you killed, Liv.

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Isobel could be the key
to creating a vaccine

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that could prevent every human
on the planet from catching

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the zombie virus.

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I'm gonna die, I wanna go out
knowing that my life had meaning.

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It's basically Party Central.

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The booze, the drugs.

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Honestly, Mom, it's a lot of
work having so much fun.

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Thanks for taking one
for the team, honey.

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- How are you feeling?
- Oh, fine.

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Biggest problem here is the noise.

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Life with Liv and Peyton is pretty
much like living in a brothel.

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You're probably having a hard
time even hearing me with all the

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wild sex that's going on.

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I mean, yeah, now that Curtis is
a zombie, Chase Graves can't eat

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his brain and uncover
all the railroad's secrets,

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but he can do other
things to get him to talk.

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And that's all Curtis's pregnant
girlfriend can think about.

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It's all I'm thinking about.

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Your parents are gonna love me,

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all parents do.

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I'm like a tall stuffed animal
with a medical degree, you'll see.

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I hope so.

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It would be great if you could
check in on them while I'm in DC.

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Wait, you're...

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You're going to DC?

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Yeah, in a couple days.

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Did I forget to mention it?

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Yeah, you did.

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By the way, your voice goes up an
entire octave when you're being sneaky.

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I'm not being sneaky.

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That's two octaves.

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You know how I used
to be afraid of needles?

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What?

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You're making that face again.

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Your nose.

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Oh, um...

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This? This is nothing.

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It's just a regular bloody nose,

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not the certain death kind.

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How long have you been getting these?

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Um, first time.

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It's nothing, really. Gotta run.
Talk later, love you.

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Honey?

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Isobel, are you hungry?

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'Cause I'm in a waffle kind of mood.

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- Isobel!
- What's wrong?

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Oh, my God, is she...

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Dead?

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No, gotcha.

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You should see your faces right now.

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So angry.

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So drained of blood.

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Why would you do that?

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Are you out of your mind?

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This bloody nose, is it real?

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Look, I know you're pissed,

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but if you just saw my bloody nose,

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you'd freak because of the whole
"I'll be dead soon" thing.

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But since you thought
I was already dead,

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and it turns out I'm not,

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you're relieved.

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Right?

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It's all about context.

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Right?

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
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We have to check Isobel into a hospital.

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Her opinion on the matter is irrelevant.

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She's right about one thing.

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All they're gonna do there is put
her in a bed until she dies.

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And how are we gonna get her there?

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Conk her on the head?

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Mornin'!

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Time to solve some murders.

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We're burnin' daylight.

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Sounds like someone
didn't get his flu shot.

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And maybe turn into
a werewolf? No, thanks.

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The murder happened
last night around 11:00

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in the parking lot of Sick Puppies.

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Sick Puppies?

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It's a bar off 5th.

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It shares a building
with a pet hospital.

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Looks like blunt force
trauma to the head.

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Oh, thank you, Doctor.

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Do you mind if I render
an opinion so all those years

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at medical school don't feel wasted?

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Man, she's got pretty big hair.

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And a pretty big penis.

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I guess all that medical
schooling did pay off.

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Meet Vince.

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He was at an office retirement
party for his boss,

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where some of the workers did
a little "skit".

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He played the part of Sheila,
the very real head of HR.

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Apparently, he got a lot of laughs.

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And enough blunt force trauma to
tear his carotid artery in half.

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What did Sheila think
of his performance?

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His co-workers said that
she was not amused.

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Sounds like we have our first suspect.

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More than 40% of our brains aren't
making it to our distribution centers.

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The theft happens after the trucks

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with the brain tubes
leave the packaging plant,

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but before they get to the
distribution centers.

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We may, however, have a solution.

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What are those?

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High-tech crates.

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Manufactured by a
Japanese security firm.

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If breached, they signal their location.

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They look expensive.

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They are. Major.

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Test them out in the field.

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If they work, we'll make the switch.

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Yes, sir.

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I said I want camera two
on sticks, not handheld!

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And when he walks to stage left,

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I want him backlit
like Ripley in Aliens,

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when she says "Get
away from her, you bitch."

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Just 'cause you ate the
brain of some jackass

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who directs music videos does
not make you a director.

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Actually, that's exactly what it means.

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That's how it works.

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What's all this?

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This is for you, Mr. Number
One on the call sheet.

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We are taking you global.

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These walls are not big
enough to hold you.

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You sermonize, I will film-atize.

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And then we will put it
out there and you will become

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the spiritual leader
of the New World Order.

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I'm already the spiritual
leader of the New World Order.

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We're just letting
everybody else know that.

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Lieutenant, I know you're busy,

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but just one more time, please.

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Okay, but, seriously, last time.

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Oh, thanks. It is just so damn funny.

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You and Michelle knockin' boots yet?

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No, not this.

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The part where Liv
beats the dude with the fish.

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I'm not doing this dance with you, Liv.

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Hand stuff?

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Look, we kissed,
the night of the lockdown.

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I knew it.

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It's complicated.

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Look, I love Dale, but...

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I just realized, I'm late for a thing.

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Show me later.

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I've also been thinking
about how every future

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I've imagined for myself had kids in it.

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I wanna be a dad, Liv.

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With a human like Michelle,
that can happen.

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They're not letting zombies
adopt, so, you know, with...

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Dale, that'd mean no kids... Ever.

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Look, I love to laugh.

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I just didn't think Vince was funny.

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I'm an easy target.

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I run HR, everybody hates HR,

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but I don't hold grudges.

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Although, I will say Vince is certainly
a cheeky one to make fun of people,

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with all his problems.

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- What problems are those?
- He's a crazy germophobe.

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The guy won't touch a doorknob,

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and then there's the
constant hand scrubbing.

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And with this flu going around?

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Please, if Vince was here, he'd
be crawling out of his skin.

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Sorry I'm late.

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With all the hacking and sneezing,

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trying to get through town is
like ice-skating on a Petri dish.

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What did I miss?

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Sheila here was expressing
her displeasure

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with Vince's portrayal of her.

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But not enough to kill him, my God!

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Listen, you look like me, you get pretty
used to guys staring at your boobs.

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Come on.

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If you're not gonna let me buy you a
shot, then let me buy you a beer.

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Come on, be a little friendlier.

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Dude, that's a dude.

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Bet you think you're real funny,
don't you, huh? You piece of...

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What?

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We need to talk to number 25

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on the Sick Puppies softball team.

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I'll track down a roster.

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There's a lot of love out there.

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And you're the man with the plan.

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You're gonna kill tonight, baby,
but don't actually kill anybody,

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because people are gonna see this.

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That was a joke, of course.

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But seriously, don't.

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Don't kill anyone.

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- Let's begin.
- I love that enthusiasm.

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Just one small thought.

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Instead of starting at a ten,

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maybe you can start at a three or four,

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and then build to a ten.

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Just one man's opinion.

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- Sam?
- Yes, Mr. E?

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Hit it.

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New theme music. My idea.

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You're welcome.

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Answer me this, brothers and sisters.

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Does the rabbit tell the wolf
when it can be eaten?

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No!

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Or you can start on a ten.

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Medical examiner, huh?

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That must be a tough gig right now.

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Everyone's dead, but nobody's dying.

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If those damn zombies have their way,
you're gonna be out of work really soon.

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The spaghetti is

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so good, isn't it, Bill?

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Yes, dear, it is.

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And you don't have to
redirect my conversation

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like I'm some kind of toddler,

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Emily.

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Look, I like you.

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You're a hell of a lot more
engaging and personable

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than Peyton's usual boyfriends.

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Okay. Dad, we're not doing this, okay?

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My God, Peyton, I'm giving
the man a compliment.

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I'd much rather you settle
for an ME with personality

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than an actual doctor with none.

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Judge Charles...

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I am an actual doctor, and you're
not giving me a compliment.

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You're taking a dig at me to get
a rise out of your daughter,

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and I want it to stop. Now.

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These meatballs sure are tasty.

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And you can bet when the time arrives,

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they'll come with their pitchforks,

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they'll come with their torches...

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Are you crying because of the
medical condition, or because

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it moved you to tears?

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The condition, but I did think
that Angus was powerful.

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And the cut? What do you think?

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The zoom in the last shot
felt unmotivated.

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Unmotivated zoom...

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Screw you.

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I'm not gonna sit here and take film
criticism from some weeping monster.

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You asked my opinion.

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I'm sorry, I'm just fragile.
This is my baby.

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It's upload time.

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Right after we add some hashtags.

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Hashtag zombie, hashtag apocalypse.

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Sure.

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I mean, we want people to see it.

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So...

260
00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:41,015
Hashtag lesbians, hashtag twins,

261
00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:46,338
hashtag badonkadonk,
hashtag bodacious tatas.

262
00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:49,171
It's disrespectful, Don E.

263
00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:51,493
Women with large breasts
are born that way.

264
00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:52,757
Yeah, some of them.

265
00:11:54,574 --> 00:11:55,319
Fine.

266
00:11:56,227 --> 00:12:01,983
Forgot your progressive views on such
things, but badonkadonk is fine.

267
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:05,558
We're live.

268
00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:08,574
Well, I'll be back in a few days.

269
00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:11,971
While I'm gone, Ravi said he'll pop
over and see how you're doing.

270
00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:14,626
Feed us our formula, change our
diapers, that kind of thing?

271
00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:17,629
Exactly, although I draw
the line at burping.

272
00:12:17,631 --> 00:12:19,064
You may just have to remain gassy.

273
00:12:20,176 --> 00:12:23,535
And, hey, with Mom, you know,
volunteering, and your back...

274
00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:25,267
Remember what happened
last time your back went out?

275
00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:26,043
I do, I do.

276
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:28,339
- And you refuse to wear a...
- Of course, I didn't.

277
00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,275
Don't even say it. You
think I'll wear a medical...

278
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:31,943
- I'm not an old man.
- Okay.

279
00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:35,692
It's very nice of you to offer, Ravi.

280
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,327
Yes, thank you.

281
00:12:37,328 --> 00:12:40,585
You know, Peyton, um... I'm glad
you brought up your trip to DC,

282
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,220
because actually, um...

283
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:43,855
Your mother and I...

284
00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:45,390
We want to talk to you about it.

285
00:12:45,392 --> 00:12:47,829
Guys, it's my job, I have to go.

286
00:12:48,328 --> 00:12:49,494
I'll be perfectly safe.

287
00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:51,567
We're not asking you to cancel the trip.

288
00:12:51,568 --> 00:12:52,181
Oh.

289
00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:53,063
Good.

290
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,434
We came here to tell you
that when you get to DC...

291
00:12:55,435 --> 00:12:56,152
Stay.

292
00:12:57,704 --> 00:13:00,197
Just don't ever come back to Seattle.

293
00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:02,307
Why in the world would I do that?

294
00:13:02,308 --> 00:13:04,271
Because there is a faction out there

295
00:13:04,272 --> 00:13:07,979
that wants to stop all the
brain shipments to this city.

296
00:13:07,981 --> 00:13:10,624
They want the humans and
monsters to fight it out,

297
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,284
and they say if the humans win, great.

298
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:16,221
But if the zombies win,
they're gonna nuke the city.

299
00:13:16,223 --> 00:13:19,649
So either way, you are better off
anywhere outside those walls.

300
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:23,759
I know that, Dad. I'm going to DC to
try and prevent that from happening.

301
00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:25,629
This is going to end badly.

302
00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:27,721
- Stay away.
- I appreciate your concern...

303
00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:29,634
But this is out of the question!

304
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,096
With the Mayor dead...

305
00:13:31,097 --> 00:13:32,937
Killed by a zombie, no doubt.

306
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,555
Until a new mayor is elected,

307
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,209
I am, for all intents and
purposes, running the city.

308
00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:39,139
Ravi, talk some sense into them.

309
00:13:42,182 --> 00:13:44,824
Honestly, I agree with them.

310
00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:47,819
Once you leave, I don't think
you should come back.

311
00:13:48,817 --> 00:13:50,016
It's not safe here.

312
00:13:50,907 --> 00:13:52,273
That's my boy.

313
00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,760
I told you this man was a keeper.

314
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,229
Listen to him, Peyton, please.

315
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,167
So, I'll grab some food
before you go home?

316
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:10,420
I was thinking Al-Shabaz kebabs.

317
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,339
Come in, please close the door.

318
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,058
"Close the door."

319
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,453
Sounds serious.

320
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:24,422
You must really hate kebabs.

321
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:29,394
We need to end this thing, Clive.

322
00:14:29,729 --> 00:14:30,862
Break up?

323
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,033
We gave it our best.

324
00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:36,925
We really did.

325
00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:38,662
Dale...

326
00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:39,873
I met someone else.

327
00:14:44,247 --> 00:14:45,944
That was against the rules.

328
00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:48,205
Yeah, um...

329
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:49,592
Well...

330
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,928
Do you have something that you could do?

331
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,451
For a couple of hours, so I
could go over to your place

332
00:14:56,452 --> 00:14:57,823
and clear out my stuff?

333
00:15:28,821 --> 00:15:30,821
_

334
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:32,940
I'm a boob man,

335
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:34,430
what can I say?

336
00:15:34,731 --> 00:15:38,579
I'd had a few too many, I thought I was
talking to a hot chick with a big rack.

337
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,792
You're a guy, you know how it goes.

338
00:15:42,624 --> 00:15:43,399
Clive?

339
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,178
Oh, I'm sorry, I was just, um...

340
00:15:48,179 --> 00:15:49,748
What were you saying?

341
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:51,719
Someone broke up with you?

342
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,366
Uh, no.

343
00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:56,407
We were talking about how
Ron was hitting on Vince,

344
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,772
until your buddies started
razzing you about it.

345
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,067
Were you feeling humiliated?

346
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,713
- It wasn't my best moment.
- You were furious, weren't you?

347
00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,878
Which is why you called
the victim a piece of...

348
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,880
Ah, ah...

349
00:16:07,372 --> 00:16:08,581
No. No.

350
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,156
God.

351
00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:26,611
I think her point is you
had motive to kill Vince.

352
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,268
I wasn't that motivated.

353
00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,704
Besides, I saw the guy
that punched Vince.

354
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,272
That's probably your killer.

355
00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:34,808
Vince was killed by a blow to the head.

356
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:35,486
Oh.

357
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:39,807
Well, in that case, I saw the murder.

358
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:41,179
Yeah, I was headed out to my car,

359
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,295
and I see the son
of a bitch that I just hit on,

360
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:46,481
and then I see his or her exact double.

361
00:16:48,223 --> 00:16:50,275
He must've seen Vince and Sheila.

362
00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:53,149
Are you mansplaining
the case to me, Detective?

363
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:54,630
I'm up to speed.

364
00:16:56,698 --> 00:16:58,502
Ugh.

365
00:16:58,768 --> 00:16:59,455
Go on.

366
00:16:59,456 --> 00:17:02,869
At first, I thought I was seeing
double 'cause, you know, beers.

367
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,495
One of them was your dead guy

368
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:05,764
trying to get into his car.

369
00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:08,575
And the other was, I guess, a real lady.

370
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:11,809
Real Lady was getting picked
up by a big dude in a Cutlass.

371
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:15,210
He sees your victim and he
yells out, "It's not funny,

372
00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:16,716
you bleeping bleep.

373
00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:18,210
"It's demeaning."

374
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,720
Dead Guy gets in his car real quick.

375
00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:22,822
He did not wanna mess with Big Guy.

376
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,469
Big Dude and Big Guy?

377
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:25,408
Same person.

378
00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:27,761
Then, when Dead Guy
is safely in his car,

379
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,764
he flipped off Big Dude in the Cutlass.

380
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:33,635
Big Dude gets out of his car,
marches over to Dead Guy

381
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,660
while he's trying to get
the engine turned over

382
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:38,281
and punches him through the window.

383
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,838
Through the window.

384
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:43,443
Probably a zombie raging out.

385
00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:44,677
Did you see his eyes?

386
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,697
No, I was behind him.

387
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,249
Well, it says here
that Sheila is married.

388
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,387
We should see how big that husband is.

389
00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:55,035
Are you ready to visit our
next culinary destination?

390
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,917
Yesterday, pizza took us to the
mob-ruled shores of Sicily.

391
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,139
Today, we visit the mysterious Orient.

392
00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:03,950
Isobel.

393
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,070
You are so easy.

394
00:18:11,072 --> 00:18:14,274
Yeah. Hilarious.

395
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:18,745
Look, I know this is just
your coping mechanism,

396
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:22,282
but would you mind picking one not
quite so heart attack-y for me?

397
00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:24,217
I'm almost out of time.

398
00:18:24,486 --> 00:18:25,358
No.

399
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,414
He's out of time.

400
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,017
You're still movin' and groovin'.

401
00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:40,900
Look,

402
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,361
think of me as your, uh, personal genie

403
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:47,311
with no magical abilities, of course.

404
00:18:48,743 --> 00:18:50,837
Tell me your heart's fondest desire.

405
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,630
Teach me how to drive?

406
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:55,915
Oh.

407
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,281
The genie was not expecting that.

408
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:04,224
But, in spite of the fact that putting
a teenager with very little to lose

409
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,334
in charge of a 4,000-pound vehicle

410
00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:09,596
with me inside is
objectively terrifying...

411
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:13,639
Your wish is my command.

412
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:19,072
Oh.

413
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,877
Oh, and unlimited wishes.

414
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,950
Damn.

415
00:19:24,951 --> 00:19:26,710
Should've thought of that first.

416
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,717
So has our friend Russ
Roche taken the bait?

417
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:31,801
He has.

418
00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:34,087
He says it's time for me
to meet his boss.

419
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:36,738
Be careful.

420
00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:42,936
Commander. You need to see this.

421
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,033
The only creature more
despicable than a human

422
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:49,513
is a zombie who murders other zombies!

423
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:51,949
These infidels go by

424
00:19:51,951 --> 00:19:54,223
the name of Fillmore Graves,

425
00:19:55,339 --> 00:19:58,391
because they want to fill
more graves with you,

426
00:19:58,393 --> 00:19:59,791
brothers and sisters.

427
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:02,754
They have the guns,

428
00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:05,763
but we've got God on our side.

429
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:08,541
This went up last night.

430
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:09,942
It's blowing up.

431
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:10,887
Oh, boy.

432
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:17,204
We'll treat humans like chattel
and slaughter them like cattle.

433
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:20,535
We'll breed them like cattle

434
00:20:20,537 --> 00:20:23,043
and bread them like cutlets.

435
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,772
If there's a zombie out there

436
00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,774
who's feeling sorry for himself,

437
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:31,444
you don't deserve the honor of
joining the ranks of the undead!

438
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:35,172
We are stronger. We are faster.

439
00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:36,877
And we are blessed by God.

440
00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:39,919
It's time to take what's ours.

441
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,755
Humans may look
like us, but they are not us

442
00:20:42,757 --> 00:20:44,490
because they were born to die.

443
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:46,084
Hey, just wanted to say goodbye.

444
00:20:46,085 --> 00:20:49,162
I'm headed off on my little
goodwill trip to Washington.

445
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,763
They paint "Z's" on our doors.

446
00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:53,203
- The humans...
- What's this?

447
00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:55,443
They do it because they're waiting, too.

448
00:20:55,912 --> 00:20:56,877
And you can bet,

449
00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:59,772
when the time arrives, they'll
come with their pitchforks.

450
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:01,908
They'll come with their
torches and their shotguns.

451
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:05,011
And God speaks to me, and he
says, "Why wait for that day?"

452
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,280
"Take the fight to them!"

453
00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:09,315
Take it to them!

454
00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:11,184
Take it to them!

455
00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:13,593
Enjoy your goodwill trip, honey.

456
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:18,257
This certainly puts a kink in my "we
can all live in harmony" speech.

457
00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:31,571
Knock 'em dead.

458
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:35,863
Uh, just...

459
00:21:36,954 --> 00:21:38,487
Germophobe brain, so...

460
00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:42,782
Okay.

461
00:21:53,261 --> 00:21:54,892
Really, you two?

462
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:58,080
I'm coming back, I swear.

463
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,100
You'll hardly know I'm gone.

464
00:22:10,036 --> 00:22:12,040
_

465
00:22:13,508 --> 00:22:14,556
Isobel?

466
00:22:15,988 --> 00:22:18,856
Peyton left you a gift for
your first driving lesson.

467
00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:21,577
It's a lucky rabbit's foot key chain

468
00:22:22,096 --> 00:22:23,676
from a very unlucky rabbit.

469
00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:36,462
Fine.

470
00:22:36,464 --> 00:22:38,497
I'll just throw out the key chain.

471
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,440
Have I gone to the well too many times?

472
00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:45,208
You're just lucky I have a soft
spot for dark, repetitive humor.

473
00:22:53,347 --> 00:22:55,147
Have you been to the processing plant

474
00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:57,259
where they turn the brains into mush?

475
00:22:57,768 --> 00:22:59,801
- I have.
- I don't want that for me.

476
00:23:00,721 --> 00:23:02,221
I want you to have it

477
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:05,658
so that my memories can live on,

478
00:23:06,077 --> 00:23:08,211
even for just a little bit.

479
00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:11,862
There's nothing too exciting
in there, but I'll...

480
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:15,534
I'll have more peace of mind if you...

481
00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:21,046
Congratulations.

482
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:25,413
You set a precinct record for most
tasers required to subdue a suspect.

483
00:23:25,913 --> 00:23:30,382
And still managed to put two of
your officers in the hospital.

484
00:23:30,955 --> 00:23:32,876
It's almost not your fault.

485
00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:38,657
To a zombie like you, humans are but
weak little rag dolls, n'est-ce pas?

486
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,128
Yeah, let's wrap this up.

487
00:23:41,065 --> 00:23:43,162
You've been arrested
for assault seven times.

488
00:23:43,164 --> 00:23:45,030
You're married to the woman
the victim offended.

489
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:47,299
And we have an eyewitness
who saw you punch him,

490
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,750
likely the fatal blow. So why don't

491
00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:52,371
you just be a man
and admit you killed him?

492
00:23:52,659 --> 00:23:56,342
Take your time. I understand that
this must be upsetting for you.

493
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,276
Oh, hell.

494
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:00,707
I'm not upset.

495
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:02,948
These tears are a medical condition.

496
00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,950
A man insults another man's wife,

497
00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:07,353
and that man cold cocks him for it.

498
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:09,528
In what world is that a crime?

499
00:24:09,757 --> 00:24:10,528
This world.

500
00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:11,724
You killed the guy.

501
00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:13,192
Good.

502
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:17,062
Well, that was easy.

503
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,033
This case is closed.

504
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,747
Why don't you take some acetaminophen

505
00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:26,850
while I escort our
killer to the Fillmore Graves

506
00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:27,941
freezer section?

507
00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:32,645
I will put him between the ice cream
and the "leggo-my-Eggo" waffles, eh?

508
00:24:32,647 --> 00:24:33,548
Uh-huh.

509
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,376
_

510
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:41,138
_

511
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,185
_

512
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:48,899
Where is the thimblewit that
screwed up my steak dinner?

513
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,378
I'm Corporal Benito, ma'am. And you are?

514
00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:52,472
Who am I? Who am I?

515
00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:54,327
I'm the single busiest woman in Seattle,

516
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,755
and I did not have time
for this little detour tonight.

517
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:57,895
I'm sorry, ma'am.

518
00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:00,105
I still don't know who you are.

519
00:25:00,775 --> 00:25:02,207
I'm Peyton Charles,

520
00:25:02,311 --> 00:25:04,843
chief of staff to the late,
great Mayor Floyd Baracus.

521
00:25:04,845 --> 00:25:06,745
Now I'm the de facto acting mayor,

522
00:25:06,747 --> 00:25:08,547
and I had better things to do tonight

523
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,683
than visit a checkpoint
outside the wall.

524
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:12,618
Of course. Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.

525
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,355
You're wearing the same outfit.

526
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:18,965
Good catch, Sherlock.

527
00:25:18,966 --> 00:25:20,505
You broke the case wide open.

528
00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:23,880
Guess what? I don't throw away
blouses every time I wear one.

529
00:25:24,184 --> 00:25:25,652
Now, where's the genius down here who

530
00:25:25,653 --> 00:25:28,334
won't let my forensic
accountant back into the city?

531
00:25:28,836 --> 00:25:29,835
Follow me this way.

532
00:25:33,715 --> 00:25:34,881
Ms. Escovido.

533
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,235
Come on. The city needs you back.

534
00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:38,110
This is the last time we lend you out.

535
00:25:38,112 --> 00:25:39,445
- Yes, ma'am.
- Is that...

536
00:25:39,447 --> 00:25:41,947
Yeah, that's
the acting mayor, all right.

537
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:42,915
It's the mayor.

538
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,388
It's time to go get your daughter.

539
00:25:44,389 --> 00:25:46,418
Ms. Mayor, I've been
here for three days.

540
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,753
I have a brother inside the wall.

541
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,655
Do you have any candy?

542
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,325
- Ms. Mayor.
- I really gotta go.

543
00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:54,593
Ms. Mayor.

544
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,861
Visit the Rock and Roll Museum.

545
00:25:55,863 --> 00:25:57,162
You won't regret it.

546
00:25:58,132 --> 00:25:58,897
- Mayor, please.
- Don't forget to vote.

547
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,700
Space Needle. Best view in the city.

548
00:26:01,702 --> 00:26:03,569
I really gotta go.

549
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,022
Uncool, Russ.

550
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,087
I thought I was a valued employee.

551
00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:10,818
This seems like overkill.

552
00:26:11,045 --> 00:26:12,211
We're here.

553
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:17,532
That was fun.

554
00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:22,827
Sorry about the bag, it's just...

555
00:26:23,069 --> 00:26:24,690
until we get to know each other.

556
00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:26,425
- You the guy in charge?
- That's him.

557
00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:28,742
Name's Major, I'm ready to be rich.

558
00:26:29,531 --> 00:26:31,562
Russ says you're looking for a
man who has Chase Grave's ear

559
00:26:31,563 --> 00:26:32,843
to make all your dreams come true.

560
00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:33,968
Whoa, there.

561
00:26:34,168 --> 00:26:36,568
You may be rich before
you leave this room,

562
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:38,403
but not until I know I can trust you.

563
00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:41,140
I'm also ready to be uncuffed
and offered a drink.

564
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:44,409
Patience, dude.

565
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,822
First, you gotta pass a little test.

566
00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:53,700
This brain is from a Russian
gang member,

567
00:26:53,701 --> 00:26:56,722
a rival, who we captured and questioned.

568
00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:58,724
Every time he told a lie,
we gave him the old...

569
00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:07,706
We did this for weeks,
until his brain was rewired.

570
00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:10,583
By the time he died, he
was, like, literally

571
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,361
incapable of lying.

572
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,492
Just like you're about be.

573
00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:18,623
It's never failed us.

574
00:27:20,815 --> 00:27:22,274
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

575
00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:30,556
Am I gonna have to break your teeth
with a hammer to get you to eat this,

576
00:27:30,558 --> 00:27:32,491
or will you be a big boy?

577
00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:37,287
I'll eat it.

578
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,566
Just seems inhospitable, that's all.

579
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:48,127
Now chew.

580
00:27:49,176 --> 00:27:50,999
And swallow.

581
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,611
You know how to swallow, don't you?

582
00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:53,524
Just close your lips and...

583
00:27:53,525 --> 00:27:54,376
Now, what?

584
00:27:56,183 --> 00:27:57,216
Hmph.

585
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,893
Now we wait.

586
00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:02,387
And then we find out whose
side you're really on.

587
00:28:04,592 --> 00:28:05,486
Bring it on.

588
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:12,799
_

589
00:28:13,289 --> 00:28:15,077
Has it crossed my mind?

590
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,752
Yeah. I mean, look how he's built.

591
00:28:17,753 --> 00:28:19,948
Where does he even find
the time to work out?

592
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:23,680
But, hey, it's not like I have pictures
of Chase Graves taped up in my locker.

593
00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:27,368
Okay, I think it's safe to say
the truth brain's kicked in.

594
00:28:27,763 --> 00:28:29,537
Then let's get right down to it,

595
00:28:31,174 --> 00:28:34,154
Are you with us or Fillmore Graves?

596
00:28:35,978 --> 00:28:37,203
Fillmore Graves.

597
00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:39,331
Duh.

598
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,725
Oh, yeah. I've been pretending to
be on your side the whole time,

599
00:28:44,727 --> 00:28:49,023
just playing Russ, gaining his trust,
hoping he'd eventually bring me to you.

600
00:28:49,025 --> 00:28:52,846
Which he did, because he's not
exactly Ivy League material.

601
00:28:52,847 --> 00:28:56,430
Like, maybe Brown,
if he's got connections.

602
00:28:57,851 --> 00:29:00,297
It's actually kind of
interesting how he did it.

603
00:29:00,376 --> 00:29:03,871
See, Chase and I figured if he
announced that I was in charge of

604
00:29:03,873 --> 00:29:06,640
deciding whether or not to buy
the fancy security measures,

605
00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:08,509
which never even existed, by the way,

606
00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:11,612
we just made them up, then
Russ would bring me to you

607
00:29:11,614 --> 00:29:13,681
so you could convince me to veto it,

608
00:29:13,683 --> 00:29:18,118
which is exactly what Russ
did, because Russ is a, um...

609
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,321
Oh, what did Chase call him?

610
00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,324
"A dolt."

611
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,795
So, yeah. Short version,
I'm here to take you down.

612
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:33,361
- AJ, I had no idea. I swear!
- Shut up!

613
00:29:35,597 --> 00:29:36,770
Well...

614
00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:41,876
Too bad things won't work out
the way you planned, Major.

615
00:29:42,639 --> 00:29:45,880
Looks like you'll never get that
gondola ride with Chase Graves

616
00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:47,514
in the Grand Canal.

617
00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:52,108
Actually, things worked out
exactly as I'd planned

618
00:29:52,109 --> 00:29:55,055
because I swallowed a tracking
device before coming here.

619
00:29:55,634 --> 00:29:57,639
And I've got cotton in my ears.

620
00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:02,997
Hands in the air!

621
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,627
Hey, guys. Great work.

622
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,742
My squad's top-notch.

623
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:10,704
Three of the four of them at least.

624
00:30:10,706 --> 00:30:11,785
Major, zip it.

625
00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,124
So how do you feel?

626
00:30:35,264 --> 00:30:38,766
I feel great. You were
great, that was...

627
00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:40,560
Great.

628
00:30:40,763 --> 00:30:43,163
You sure everything's great?

629
00:30:44,941 --> 00:30:46,859
Yeah, um...

630
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:49,543
I mean, I should probably
go, though, right?

631
00:30:49,946 --> 00:30:51,048
Early morning.

632
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:54,291
You could go. But that seems
like a dumb idea to me.

633
00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:57,785
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

634
00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:02,920
Do I need to mail you
a formal invitation?

635
00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:08,261
Come here. I request the
pleasure of your company.

636
00:31:34,557 --> 00:31:37,186
Knock it off already.
I know you're joking.

637
00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:41,495
Isobel, I swear,
if you're playing around...

638
00:31:41,673 --> 00:31:44,631
Isobel Katherine Bloom, get
your ass up off that floor!

639
00:31:45,601 --> 00:31:46,426
Mom?

640
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:49,703
- I can't believe you came!
- Oh, baby.

641
00:31:49,705 --> 00:31:51,238
It's so good to see you.

642
00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:54,708
- Psst, you're in my shot.
- I've missed you so much.

643
00:31:55,124 --> 00:31:56,924
I'm so glad you're here.

644
00:31:57,513 --> 00:31:58,545
My little girl.

645
00:32:00,182 --> 00:32:02,116
I told you not to do this.

646
00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,073
Yeah, well... Tough.

647
00:32:05,821 --> 00:32:07,855
Why are you dressed like Peyton?

648
00:32:08,557 --> 00:32:09,889
It doesn't matter.

649
00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:11,992
Nice work.

650
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,602
_

651
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:19,067
This, my friends,

652
00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:22,736
is what it looks like when
a plan comes together.

653
00:32:23,231 --> 00:32:24,553
I know what some of you cynics

654
00:32:24,554 --> 00:32:26,794
might be saying. "A hundred
cases of brain tubes?

655
00:32:26,796 --> 00:32:29,097
Is that all we have to show for
this operation, Commander?"

656
00:32:29,099 --> 00:32:33,543
Well, you cynics would be forgetting
about the traitors we've ferreted out.

657
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:36,737
You're forgetting about your zombie
brothers and sisters who will sleep

658
00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:37,904
with fuller bellies.

659
00:32:37,905 --> 00:32:41,441
But most of all, you don't
know what's in these cases.

660
00:32:46,016 --> 00:32:47,385
So tonight,

661
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,299
and just tonight,

662
00:32:49,872 --> 00:32:52,070
we've got you covered.
Eat what you want!

663
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:56,057
Drink what you want. It's all on
Cobra Kai. Wait. That's not right.

664
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:59,327
What were they called? Major?
Where's Major? The man of the hour?

665
00:32:59,389 --> 00:33:01,764
- The Blue Cobras.
- The Blue Cobras! That's it.

666
00:33:01,765 --> 00:33:04,256
Let's hear it for Lillywhite.
He gets the job done.

667
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:11,406
Hey, DJ! Play something from the
aughts for this old soldier.

668
00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:14,642
Good job, man!

669
00:33:15,378 --> 00:33:16,197
Thank you.

670
00:33:22,819 --> 00:33:24,752
So, what do you say we
get a picture with your team

671
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,504
in front of the spoils of war, huh?

672
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,751
We'll hang it up in the lounge.

673
00:33:27,752 --> 00:33:30,138
- My squad isn't back.
- Why?

674
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,577
- There they are.
- Get 'em, and let's do this.

675
00:33:41,238 --> 00:33:43,246
Your boys are asking for the good stuff.

676
00:33:43,247 --> 00:33:45,353
And I mean, like, the really good stuff.

677
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:46,892
Whatever they want.

678
00:33:47,374 --> 00:33:48,793
I like your style.

679
00:34:01,055 --> 00:34:03,958
Sir, there's...
There's been an incident.

680
00:34:04,337 --> 00:34:05,548
During the transport,

681
00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:08,363
Russ Roche managed to get
his hands on a weapon,

682
00:34:08,365 --> 00:34:09,764
and he escaped.

683
00:34:09,821 --> 00:34:10,604
He what?

684
00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:11,756
Sir, I swear to you,

685
00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:13,735
I will personally
find him and bring him...

686
00:34:13,737 --> 00:34:14,936
And whose weapon did he take?

687
00:34:14,938 --> 00:34:17,252
This is my squad, sir.
It's my responsibility.

688
00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:18,666
Whose weapon?

689
00:34:18,830 --> 00:34:20,908
I will handle the
discipline internally, sir.

690
00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:22,269
Shut that off!

691
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:24,579
I said, whose weapon was it, Lillywhite?

692
00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:28,181
Mine, sir.

693
00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:34,782
Sir, I swear, I will find Roche

694
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:37,191
and I will drag his ass
right back to your office.

695
00:34:37,827 --> 00:34:38,863
Yes, you will.

696
00:34:53,729 --> 00:34:56,009
No!

697
00:37:13,850 --> 00:37:14,882
Tucker!

698
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,220
Tucker! Please!

699
00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,108
Help me!

700
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,575
Thank you, my son.

701
00:37:26,521 --> 00:37:27,636
What's he to you?

702
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,023
Just...

703
00:37:33,736 --> 00:37:36,040
Just food, that's all.

704
00:37:44,881 --> 00:37:48,182
If you're wondering why I'm dressed
like this, here's the reason.

705
00:37:48,184 --> 00:37:50,239
Isobel, driving lesson time.

706
00:38:01,105 --> 00:38:02,135
Oh, no.

707
00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:16,363
She's in the bedroom now.

708
00:38:35,798 --> 00:38:36,785
Isobel?

709
00:38:40,537 --> 00:38:41,955
It's not funny anymore.

710
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,174
You're scaring us.

711
00:38:51,114 --> 00:38:52,747
You know...

712
00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:57,498
You might have them fooled.

713
00:38:58,246 --> 00:39:00,212
Two of them aren't even doctors.

714
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,504
Now, come on.

715
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,330
Eyes open.

716
00:39:17,607 --> 00:39:19,115
We've got work to do.

717
00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:26,683
Please.

718
00:39:48,237 --> 00:39:50,075
I never got to say goodbye.

719
00:40:25,608 --> 00:40:28,209
There's something I shot
you two should see.

720
00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:32,941
Levon?

721
00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:37,322
How you think these guys'll take
it when I bite the big one?

722
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:41,966
Honestly? I think they're
gonna take it very, very hard.

723
00:40:46,062 --> 00:40:48,525
- Tell them not to...
- You tell them.

724
00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:02,176
Liv, Ravi.

725
00:41:03,746 --> 00:41:05,151
Try not to be sad.

726
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:06,815
Nobody's been

727
00:41:06,817 --> 00:41:07,829
luckier than me.

728
00:41:08,578 --> 00:41:10,284
I got to meet the two of you.

729
00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:14,885
And what did they say on Zombie
High when Cornelia died?

730
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:19,477
- "I'm just meat with a spark."
- " I'm just meat with a spark""

731
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:21,696
- "And then I'm not."
- " And then I'm not."

732
00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:25,168
Hits you right here, doesn't it?

733
00:41:32,575 --> 00:41:33,864
I love you guys.

734
00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:36,673
And I always will.

735
00:41:42,297 --> 00:41:45,797
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