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Previously on Sweetbitter...

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Did you come to New York with someone?

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No, I didn't.

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That's very brave.

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Don't touch anything.
Don't talk to anyone.

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Don't do anything unless I tell you to.

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Howard made an interesting choice.

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Hey, new girl.

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You having fun yet?

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You took this job because
you thought it would be easy.

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Fast money. A safe place to wait.

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Simone's a lot of things.

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She's not your friend.

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Sweet, sour,

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salty, bitter.

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Sweet, sour,

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salty...

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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It's very fresh.

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Water, 24.

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Bread, 29.

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Bar needs ice.

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- Forwards.
- Not backwards.

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Soup spoon, 27.

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Restock Sancerre.

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- Spill on seven!
- Sucio.

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Ice?

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- Have you seen Jerome?
- Who?

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Pick up!

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Fucking faster!

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- Don't run.
- Still streaky.

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Ten bucks says we're here another hour.

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Oh, God, no. I'm ready to go.

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Look at dickface,

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just blowing on his little cappuccino.

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It's not even that hot.

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Drink it and fuck off.

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Of course it's not hot. You made it.

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Hi.

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Beautiful flowers.

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Howard's wife.

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Would you look at her?

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- Who?
- Simone.

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I'm charming 24 hours a day.

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She turns it on for five minutes

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and she makes $1,000 more a night.

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You're cut.

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Just go get your bus tub,
dump it, and clock out.

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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

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We don't do that.

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No, I-I-I know.

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God, no, I would never. I just...

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If you were going to do
something disgusting like that,

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may I suggest doing it privately?

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Or at least more quickly.

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Okay.

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Oh, uh, Howard?

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I, um... I heard that, uh,
your wife does the flowers.

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And I just think they're so beautiful,

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and, uh, I thought that

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since I first walked in here, so...

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You're gonna feel awful
when I tell you this.

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I don't want you to, but...

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you will anyway.

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My wife is deceased.

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Orchids were her favorite flower,

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so they're always in the restaurant.

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Oh, God.

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You feel awful.

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Y... uh, yeah.

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Let's move past that.

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And let's not eat out of the garbage.

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Come.

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Thick cut and double fried.

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Hint of garlic topped with parsley.

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Double potato.

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God, this is unreal.

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Howard?

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Welcome to the good life.

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All clear!

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Here's our chef!

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Pass me a beer.

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- Ooh.
- All right, wrap it up.

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Hey, hey, don't leave that over there.

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- I'm not fucking going.
- Of course you are.

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- I need you.
- You need me?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, then sure.

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I'll drive both ways. You can sleep.

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You know, I find your sarcasm boring.

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You don't fucking listen to me.

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- Um...
- I'm not...

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Sorry, I...

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Do you mind if I...

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I'm...

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Oh, shit.

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Uh... sorry.

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Hey.

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Uh, can I get this one?

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Chicken and rice.

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Thank you.

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Busy night?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it felt... pretty busy
at the place I work at.

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It's hard.

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- You headed home now?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go home.

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Maybe I'll walk.

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Can you walk to Williamsburg from here?

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I'm sure it's possible. $6.50.

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No.

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No, come on.

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It must have fallen...

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I'm sorry, I...

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I left my wallet at work.

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I, uh... thank you.

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- I'll be right back.
- Mm-hmm.

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Thanks. Sorry.

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Hi!

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Could I please get the chicken shawarma

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with the white sauce?

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Oh, you drink it, you stock it.

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Fuck you, Ari.

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Oh, you've tried, darling.

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Get off my bar, you animals.

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Especially you, Ari.

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Have a seat there, mouthy.

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Is it someone's birthday?

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I have no idea.

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It's shift drinks.

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Happens every night.

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It's the owner's way
of saying thank you.

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Everyone gets one... or ten.

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Sit, Skip.

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"Skip"?

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Skipper. Barbie's little sister.

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Right.

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Nicky!

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But it's embarrassing.

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She sits at the bar and bats her eyes.

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- And just...
- Mm, what can I say?

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- I'm in love.
- You fucked once. One time.

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Girl, she's already planning
their life upstate.

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Oh, my God.

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Wait... watch, watch,
watch, watch, I-I...

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I'll murder you.

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I'll murder your entire family.
Spill one drop...

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Aw. No, Nicky.

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I'm a professional.

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Get that for me? Hmm?

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Oh!

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Hey.

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I owe you a shot. What are you having?

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That vodka?

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I hate vodka.

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Racist bitch.

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- One more red wine.
- One...

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I'm white wine.

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Ooh.

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Rosé.

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All right, but that's your last one.

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Ah.

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Get out of here.
I don't care where you go.

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These disco idiots. Fuck.

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She was talking to that guy

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and she hoofed it a long time ago.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- I know.

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Don't forget me. Don't forget about me.

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What're you talking about?

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What are you drinking?

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Uh...

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I...

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Nicky, she'll have a Riesling. Two.

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I don't know about all that.

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Oh, shit. Whoops.

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Uh, you look... different.

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Yeah, well, those stripes
don't do much for any of us.

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Thanks, babe. Come on.

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Yo, you going to Home Bar later?

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Yeah.

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Right. Wow.

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I'm, uh... I'm sorry about before,

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in the locker room.

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I didn't mean to... interrupt.

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You didn't.

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It's, uh... it's not a shot.

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Uh, no.

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Of course not.

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Slow down.

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What do you taste?

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Is it good?

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Are you asking... the region?

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Or the grape?

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Well, the region is Alsace,

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passed back and forth

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between France and Germany in every war,

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and the grape, of course, is Riesling.

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But that's not what I was asking.

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I simply wanted to know if you liked it.

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Yeah. I-I do.

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It's, um... it's quite sweet.

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Mmm. On the front of the tongue.

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Every taste has its corresponding area,

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and that is where we taste sweet.

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Salt is the...

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tipping point.

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Sour is the...

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sting of food that's alive.

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Bitter is poison,

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although we've cultivated
a taste for it.

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But sugar...

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sugar was the first addiction.

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Sweet, sour, salty, bitter.

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Mm-hmm. Very good.

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Now your tongue is coded.

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How do you know all of this?

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Uh, I... guess it's impossible

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for me to do anything
without investing in it.

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And besides, it's really fun.

219
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Do you think we could do this more?

220
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Like, these, uh... lessons?

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Not lessons.

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Just conversation.

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Hey. Come on, let's go.

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If you need to go, it's fine.

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I don't.

226
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Seven.

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- Seven?
- You're on.

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- Mm-hmm.
- I'll meet you there.

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It's your last one.

230
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They're going to Home Bar.

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Don't let it bother you.

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It doesn't.

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I'm used to being alone.

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Me too.

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I'll see you next week, man.

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- Good night, changelings.
- Bye.

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- See you tomorrow.
- Good night, Howard.

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- Simone.
- Good night, Howard.

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Yes?

240
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I have a meeting tomorrow at 3:00.

241
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:06,389
Can you come in early,

242
00:13:06,414 --> 00:13:07,916
go over the reservation book with Becky?

243
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:09,658
- Of course.
- Perfect.

244
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,797
Mm. You walking home?

245
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,257
- I am.
- Can I walk with you?

246
00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:14,812
Of course.

247
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Enjoy your evening.

248
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Thank you, Simone.

249
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Good night.

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- Nick.
- Good night.

251
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Yeah, good night.

252
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You don't go to Home Bar?

253
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No. I'm an adult.

254
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Well, I'm gonna go home...

255
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get some rest.

256
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Sure...

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Skip.

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Sweet, sour...

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salty, bitter.

260
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Baby Monster.

261
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What the fuck you doing, huh?

262
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I need you.

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Huh?

264
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- I-I don't understand.
- It's so simple.

265
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,354
Four words. "Uncle Mark says hi."

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Who is Uncle Mark?

267
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Hold it.

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00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,960
Oh, uh... sorry.

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Shit, my wallet. I don't...

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Sorry. Thank you.

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It's freezing!

272
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- You speak Spanish?
- Why wouldn't I?

273
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- Well, you're Russian.
- I'm everything, honey.

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Vivian! Two.

275
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Seriously? No.

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She doesn't know her.

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Fuck off.

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- Uh, I-is this Home Bar?
- Yes.

279
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:26,117
- And everyone is here.
- Oh.

280
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:27,734
Evening Grill.

281
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,117
All the cocaine comes out of there.

282
00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:32,187
Empire Bistro.

283
00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:33,632
Old queens who got fat

284
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,578
and have no sphincter muscles left.

285
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,901
Cucina, where they have baby brain pasta

286
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,195
or whatever the fuck.

287
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,734
And they whip women. Mm-hmm.

288
00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:46,287
And that is Sophia, hostess at Cucina.

289
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,992
That beast vagina
knows where my wife is.

290
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,242
Your what?

291
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:52,757
Chug this.

292
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,125
Y-you-you're married?

293
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,064
Ginger. Love of my life.

294
00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,562
Paid her 1,000 bucks to marry me

295
00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:02,609
for the green card, and she's gone.

296
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,494
Gone where?

297
00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,741
That's what you're for.

298
00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:07,571
What can I do?

299
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:10,929
Just tell Sophia, "Uncle Mark says hi."

300
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,252
She will love that.

301
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:13,779
She will think
you're a friend of Ginger's.

302
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,992
Then ask where Ginger is, huh?

303
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,875
Ginger's your wife?

304
00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:21,078
Oh, you brain surgeon.

305
00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:24,312
When I moved here,
I ate M&M's for five days

306
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:26,664
and thought, "I'll die
and rats will eat my face."

307
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,748
Now I'm fucking millionaire.

308
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,356
That's why I love America,

309
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:32,609
and I don't want to go back.

310
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,251
Okay.

311
00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,546
Okay. I can do this.

312
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,177
- People talk to me.
- Yes.

313
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:46,000
Okay... oh!

314
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:51,914
Hey.

315
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,453
How'd you end up here?

316
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:58,896
Um, I'm just helping Sasha
with something.

317
00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:00,210
Are you?

318
00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:03,484
Uh, yeah. I am.

319
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:04,882
You want a drink?

320
00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:18,945
Two?

321
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,859
Ugh.

322
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,085
Bitter.

323
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,573
Or is it sour?

324
00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:45,992
Simone got to you.

325
00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,698
Mm... Simone is great, by the way.

326
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,257
Really. I mean...

327
00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:52,578
it's cool you guys...
you do your own thing.

328
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,343
It's really mature.

329
00:17:56,287 --> 00:17:57,429
I've never seen you smile.

330
00:17:57,614 --> 00:17:59,676
- We're not together.
- Who?

331
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,234
Me and her.

332
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:03,984
Oh.

333
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,390
We grew up together.

334
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,976
- Oh.
- She lived next door.

335
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:11,601
- And where was this?
- Cape Cod.

336
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:14,857
That's cool. I've never been.

337
00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:16,733
I employed you.

338
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,656
No time to pout lips at baby Jakey.

339
00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:21,351
- Go.
- Okay.

340
00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:33,394
Oh, yeah, I see that.

341
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,539
Uh, Sophia?

342
00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:38,715
Um, you don't know me.

343
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,414
Sorry, I, uh... I just moved here.

344
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,171
And it's, uh...

345
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:45,601
kind of hard to make friends.

346
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,494
Really hard, actually.

347
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,895
But, uh...

348
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:53,468
I hear that we have a friend in common.

349
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,210
- Is that so?
- Yeah.

350
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:59,586
Uh, Ginger? And, uh, Uncle Mark.

351
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,312
He, uh... he says to say hi.

352
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,645
I'll kick your fucking head off!

353
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,362
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

354
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,330
It's her first time here,
and she... she's an idiot.

355
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,539
- I'm sorry.
- Damn, girl!

356
00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,539
What the fuck?

357
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:26,781
Country Club can take a hit.

358
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,570
Ah, fuck.

359
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:32,101
Here, this'll numb it. Here.

360
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,829
Oh, no.

361
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:35,460
Don't waste my friendship.

362
00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:38,789
Oh.

363
00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:46,920
Not gay?

364
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,468
Mm-mm. Don't think so.

365
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,446
You can't tell by looking.

366
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,429
That's why you always have to check.

367
00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:57,223
You know, I did coke with Lou Reed once.

368
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,093
How do I look?

369
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,422
Torrid? Like a natural disaster?

370
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:07,359
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Mm, did you see Vivian?

371
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,435
- The bartender?
- Uh, I-I think... I think so.

372
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,507
She's magnificent.

373
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:14,289
She doesn't read,
but I'm willing to overlook it.

374
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,924
Uh, do you... do you think I can...

375
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,835
um, h-have some more?

376
00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,296
Hey, it's fine.

377
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,015
Ooh. That's better.

378
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,788
Baby Monster is my savior.

379
00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:38,395
Hey...

380
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,671
You did it!

381
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,010
Area code 480. Where is it?

382
00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,697
Uh, Arizona.

383
00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,639
Ginger is in Arizona.

384
00:20:45,739 --> 00:20:47,593
So, what... what, I w... I was a decoy?

385
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,564
She was never gonna tell me anything.

386
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,486
Had to get my hands on her shitty phone.

387
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,733
So who is Uncle Mark?

388
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:54,648
That's Sophia's pimp.

389
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,674
From her last life.

390
00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:01,335
God, you...

391
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:02,820
I would've done it anyway!

392
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,703
Don't lie to me, fucking asshole!

393
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,070
Ow!

394
00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:10,630
Whoa, slugger, where you headed off to?

395
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,633
- I'm going home.
- You don't have to leave.

396
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:15,069
I know I don't have to. I want to.

397
00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:16,966
Well, just don't leave
until you get something

398
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,327
for your... your lip there, okay?

399
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,009
Hey, Viv, can I get my friend here

400
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:22,164
some ice for her face?

401
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:24,476
And two of... what do you...
what do you like?

402
00:21:24,858 --> 00:21:26,945
- I don't know.
- Whiskey, then.

403
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,843
Whis... can I get two whiskeys?

404
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,227
Thank you, babe.

405
00:21:34,871 --> 00:21:36,585
Come on. Step into my office.

406
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,350
- This place sucks.
- Yeah, no shit.

407
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,140
That's not the point.

408
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,928
- There's a point?
- Yeah, our job.

409
00:21:47,953 --> 00:21:50,167
It's hard. It's not normal.

410
00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:53,546
We spend ten hours saying
"Yes, ma'am," "No, sir,"

411
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:55,494
"Thank you so much for joining us,"

412
00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:57,273
"How's everything tasting?"

413
00:21:57,773 --> 00:21:59,289
Right? We... we make ourselves small

414
00:21:59,314 --> 00:22:00,835
so that our guests feel big.

415
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:04,105
And then we come here
and we burn off our shifts,

416
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,203
and we can relax.

417
00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:06,679
We can be ourselves.

418
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,766
And you are clearly burning it off.

419
00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:11,273
Cheers.

420
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:20,273
Oh, there you are.

421
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,250
- Yes. Go.
- Move.

422
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:24,250
Sasha.

423
00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:26,921
Baby Monster is actual monster.

424
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,216
- She hit me.
- Oh, you poor thing.

425
00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:30,938
Here you go. Poor baby.

426
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,354
Here she is.

427
00:22:33,222 --> 00:22:36,382
Oh, thanks, Viv. Keep 'em coming.

428
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,820
If you're gonna hunt
straight pussy all night,

429
00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:42,906
I'm going home.

430
00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:44,171
I'm telling you, she's the one.

431
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,957
Oh, girl, I need an abacus

432
00:22:45,982 --> 00:22:47,125
to keep up with all your "ones."

433
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:48,375
For real.

434
00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:50,757
To Ginger.

435
00:22:51,098 --> 00:22:52,703
Ginger!

436
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,967
I'm going to Arizona,
I'm gonna find my wife,

437
00:22:55,992 --> 00:22:57,774
and then I'm gonna fuck a cowboy.

438
00:22:57,874 --> 00:23:00,297
- Oh, fuck yes.
- He better be hot.

439
00:23:00,397 --> 00:23:03,141
- Have fun with that.
- Oh, my God, I love this song.

440
00:23:03,335 --> 00:23:05,460
- What?
- Oh, nothing.

441
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,609
I just... I just really like this song.

442
00:23:08,684 --> 00:23:10,039
You like Harry Nilsson?

443
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,179
No, I like John Lennon.

444
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:14,955
Ha-Harry Nilsson
co-wrote this with John Lennon,

445
00:23:15,055 --> 00:23:16,237
and John Lennon did the backing vocals.

446
00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:18,880
Oh, of course. She loves the Beatles.

447
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:21,657
John Lennon is not the Beatles.

448
00:23:22,024 --> 00:23:23,406
- What?
- No, I-I... trust me.

449
00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:25,088
I-I tried to invite him
to my birthday party

450
00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:26,089
when I was six.

451
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,251
Dead John Lennon?

452
00:23:27,351 --> 00:23:29,093
Yeah, dead John Lennon.

453
00:23:29,193 --> 00:23:30,735
No, uh, my birthday, okay?

454
00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,938
I... my dad didn't believe in birthdays,

455
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,701
so I never celebrated,
but, um, when I was six,

456
00:23:35,801 --> 00:23:39,106
I-I stole a Hallmark card
from the grocery store...

457
00:23:39,206 --> 00:23:42,750
And I decorated it all nice.

458
00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:44,237
For hours, actually.

459
00:23:44,781 --> 00:23:47,539
And then I wrote, "To John Lennon,"

460
00:23:47,713 --> 00:23:50,096
and, uh, I prayed.

461
00:23:51,439 --> 00:23:53,261
Yeah, I-I mean, I-I prayed...

462
00:23:53,385 --> 00:23:55,889
really fucking hard all night

463
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:58,265
that God would come
and deliver the invitation.

464
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:01,013
And then I left it in a planter

465
00:24:01,038 --> 00:24:02,220
so it'd be easier for him to find,

466
00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,371
and then I woke up in the morning,

467
00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:04,750
and there it was.

468
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:07,312
It was soaking fucking wet, and I...

469
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,062
I cried, actually,

470
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,921
'cause, uh...

471
00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:17,312
'cause God wasn't real.

472
00:24:22,219 --> 00:24:24,718
Well, that was miserable.

473
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:28,167
I'm gonna slit my wrists right now.

474
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,849
I think we need drinks now.

475
00:24:29,949 --> 00:24:32,012
Yeah, like, two rounds, maybe?

476
00:24:32,112 --> 00:24:33,374
Have any of you ever snorted gin?

477
00:24:33,695 --> 00:24:35,436
BECKY: What? WILL: That's your segue?

478
00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,243
How the fuck do you do that?

479
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,085
I want to fucking do it.

480
00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:40,847
- You're gonna do it.
- Disaster.

481
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,449
Man, you're a disaster.

482
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,695
No. No. No.

483
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,516
Thanks.

484
00:24:51,046 --> 00:24:52,671
Fuck.

485
00:24:56,289 --> 00:24:57,634
Fuck.

486
00:24:57,659 --> 00:24:59,265
We got it, muñeca.

487
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,433
Kitchen crew's got you covered.

488
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:03,796
Thank you so much.

489
00:25:03,821 --> 00:25:05,429
I'm new too, so...

490
00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,046
I'll see you tomorrow.

491
00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:13,593
Yeah, sure.

492
00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,289
Buenas noches.

493
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,828
Mm.

494
00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:15,210
I came back.

495
00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:18,953
I never found my wallet.

496
00:26:23,677 --> 00:26:25,132
It's cold.

497
00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:27,062
Thank you so much.

498
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,289
Sweet, sour,

499
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,906
salty, bitter.

500
00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:12,852
Sweet, sour, salty, bitter.

501
00:27:15,727 --> 00:27:18,140
Sweet, sour,

502
00:27:18,355 --> 00:27:20,046
salty...

503
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,771
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