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Hey.

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Hey.

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How do I get off of this thing?

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Oh, I told you we should've

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broken with those people years ago.

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So, listen, uh, thanks for
grabbing lunch with me.

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There's kind of something
I wanted to talk to you about.

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Help yourself.

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So, I'm on my way to
an appointment this morning.

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And I get this call from Denver.

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Denver? Who do you know in Denver?

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Well, it's this guy, Will Harris.

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We overlapped for a few weeks
at Jackson Plumbing,

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and how he's over at Hinterland Sports.

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You ever heard of 'em?
Camping gear we can't afford?

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Right, so it's kind of crazy,

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but he says there's an opening
in his department

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and he wants to know if
I want to interview for it.

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Guess he thought I had sales chops.

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Wow, that's flattering.

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Is that something you might
actually want to do?

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I don't know.

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Seems kind of cool
and it's a national company,

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so you can move up and stuff.
But I don't know.

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They just want me to come out,
talk to 'em, and check it out.

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Well, maybe you should.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I've got a day off owed to me,

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so I was thinking I could
drive out, interview,

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and come back the next day.

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So, uh, what should I do?

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You think it's a good idea?

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I do think it's a good idea.

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I'll tell you what's a bad idea,
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- Hm?
- ...telling your mother.

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- Why?
- You know how your mom is.

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If she thinks there's even
a chance of you moving away,

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she'll get all worried
and freak herself out.

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So what do I tell her?

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It's a quick trip.

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You're in and out so much

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she probably won't even notice
you're gone.

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If she does, I'll cover for ya.

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What's with the basket?

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I'm putting it together
for Grandma for Mother's Day.

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Check it out. I've got
all her favorite stuff...

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Jordan Almonds,
a pre-highlighted "TV Guide,"

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and a pair of tweezers
'cause she kept asking me

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if I took her good tweezers
when she was here.

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And I yelled at her

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and then I realized
I actually had by mistakes.

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Oh, by the way, I'm really only
asking for planning purposes,

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are we doing anything Sunday
for Mother's Day?

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This Sunday?!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, I am the worst daughter ever!

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Gotcha.

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Bah-bam!

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Like, I'm ever gonna forget Mother's Day!

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- Ahh!
- Oh!

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What are you doing?

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Look, sometimes when a woman
reaches a certain age,

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she gets hot in the middle of the night

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and she needs to get up
and go put ice cream sandwiches

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under her boobs.

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What are you doing up
at 3:00 in the morning?

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Getting a snack that will
never, ever again

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be ice cream sandwiches.

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Why do you have your briefcase?

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Oh, I'm going to work.

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Oh. What do you need
a duffel bag for at work?

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Did I say work?

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I meant work out.

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Yeah, now's the best time to go

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'cause I can get on any equipment I want.

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Hmm.

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So, anyway, I'm gonna be in and out,

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probably more out than in,

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so I'll see you when I see you.

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Brick! Are you not getting my texts?

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We have to figure out Mother's Day.

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Oh, if it were 1947,

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we could take her to
Collier's Family Restaurant,

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but it closed in 1983 due to
a fire and never re-opened.

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That's great!

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But we got to find someplace
to take Mom in this century.

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Ahh, 1983...

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that was Box Number Nine.

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I worked my way through

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all nine boxes of microfiche
I got from the library.

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And it's over.

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Really, Brick?

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You read all that microfiche?

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Yep. Nine years worth of stories... done.

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I should've appreciated it more.

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I guess I could go back
and look through 'em again.

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But, it's not the same

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knowing there aren't any new ones coming.

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Okay, get up.

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Get up. Get up!

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Stop living in the past.

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You have spent the last year
hunched over that thing,

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missing out on life.

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There is a whole world out there, Brick.

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It's called Orson, Indiana.

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Hey, you grieve for
the microfiche in your way,

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and I'll grieve in mine.

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Ugh, whatever.

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Just think of a Mom gift.

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I'm getting an ice cream sandwich.

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I hope they're not mushy like last time.

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I don't understand this.

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Phones are for emergencies
and ordering pizza.

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That's it.

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Look, we're lucky we have a daughter

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who wants to share with us.

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Not like Axl.

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He was acting really weird
the other night.

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And where's he been lately?
It's like he's never around.

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Oh, I saw him.

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He was in. And then out again.

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And the in again.

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Oh, he's in now?

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Um, y-yeah, I think so.

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Oh, 'cause I need to tell him that...

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What are you doing?

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You know what, I was wrong.

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He is out, actually.

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He's working out.

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Again?

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He was working out at
the crack of dawn the other day.

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Hey, what's wrong with buffing up?

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Nothing wrong with going to the gym.

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You could certainly go to Curves more.

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Uh, well, if we're doling out
personal advice,

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you could answer your daughter's text.

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Get me off this thing.

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Brick, what are you doing?

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You were supposed to be making
a list of potential Mom gifts.

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You said I was spending too much
time with the microfiche,

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and you were right.

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I thought I could never love again.

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But I've discovered something
so much better.

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Have you heard of this "Val-U Pack"?

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It's loaded with literally

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hundreds of dollars worth of savings,

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and it comes in this handy carrying case.

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Look at all these typefaces...

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italic, bold, serif, sans serif...

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it's a veritable font of fonts!

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And so much creative wordplay.

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Check out this gutsy spelling
of "Through"... T-H-R-U!

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It's almost naughty.

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Yeah, I've heard of 'em, Brick.
Everyone has.

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They come every week.

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What?!

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How could we be passing up
all these great deals?

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"Free brake inspection at Tire Time,"

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"$10 off Captain Suds power wash,"

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oh, and check this out, walk-in tubs.

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All these years,

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we've been climbing into
our tubs like idiots!

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This is not what I meant

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when I said you should start living life.

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"Half off your next pair
of contact lenses."

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I hope I have bad eyesight
'cause if they botch my...

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laser surgery...
this lawyer will hunt them down!

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Brick, get a grip!

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We are not gonna find a gift for
Mom in this stupid Val-U Pack!

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No, I had those in font groups!

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Wait, look at this.

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"King's Head Bar and Grill."

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Yeah, not a fan of Canterbury Bold.

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No, under "50% off fish and chips."

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"Trivia Contest Grand Prize...

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a trip for two to London
for the royal wedding."

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This is it.

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We got to win this for Mom, Brick.

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It's everything she loves...

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weddings, the royal family,
a trip to actual London?

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This would make up for a lot of
inflatable foot baths.

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True, but this is us we're talking about.

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Winning something?
You think we even have a shot?

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I always think I have a shot.

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I'm usually wrong,
but let's do it anyway.

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I cannot believe you have a fake ID.

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Font Club is very underfunded.

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That's how we used to raise money...

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our treasurer has low scruples
and a gift.

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Well, he did, until he got expelled.

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Yeah, but come on, Brick,
you don't exactly look 32.

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Look at me from here to here.

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I see it now.

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I voted in the last election.

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Welcome to King's Head.

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We got a special tonight
on $2 whiskey shots.

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Oh, no, no, no. My ID is fake.

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Two ginger ales and we'll try
the 50% off fish and chips.

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I think you're gonna want to
roll out the red carpet

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when you see that we have
a coupon from the Val-U Pack.

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You don't need to find Axl.

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Just let me do it. I'm the man.

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Just let me bring home
the plumbing supplies.

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Don't go bugging him in Denver.

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Denver?

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What? I didn't say Denver.

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Get your hearing checked, lady. Heh.

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When I said Denver,
I meant Denver omelet.

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What?

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Yeah, he likes those now.
He likes Denver omelets.

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Okay, why are you telling me this?

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Boy, you say you like conversation.

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But when I go to start one,
I get shot down.

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Why are we talking about Denver omelets?

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I don't know. I just...
I just think it's interesting.

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Why is it called that?

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It's got ham and peppers...

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nothing about that screams Denver to me.

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Needs to be called a Western omelet.

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How'd Denver end up with it?

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I mean, I know it's out west,
but it's not that far out west.

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Why isn't it called the Reno
omelet or the Phoenix omelet?

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I know a lot of places
have food named after 'em...

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Buffalo wings, Texas toast,
Boston baked beans.

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Those make sense, but Denver omelet?

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I don't get it.

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The Seattle Space Needle.

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Correct! Another 10 points for Heck Yeah.

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Mmm, Brick, you are killing it!

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See? You made fun of me,

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but spending a year in front of
the microfiche really paid off.

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- Yep.
- And to think I might've wasted it

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- forging social bonds with my peers.
- Yeah.

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Okay, right now, we have a three-way tie

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between Figgy Puddings,
Colts Rule, and Heck Yeah!

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All right, this is it... final question.

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"What 1932 Marx Brothers movie

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00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:13,948
is also a slang term for 'nonsense'?"

262
00:10:13,972 --> 00:10:15,650
Why'd you do that?!

263
00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:16,918
'Cause you always know the answer

264
00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:17,986
and you're slow on the buzzer.

265
00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:19,554
Well, I might not know this one.

266
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,489
Um, Malarkey?

267
00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:23,224
Claptrap? Poppycock?

268
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,626
10 seconds...

269
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,861
"Horse Feathers"?

270
00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,430
Correct!

271
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:29,864
Heck Yeah wins!

272
00:10:29,888 --> 00:10:31,566
Oh, my God, Mom's going to England!

273
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,901
- We did it! We won!
- She's gonna see the Queen!

274
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,433
- Ahh!
- Is this what sports people feel like?!

275
00:10:34,457 --> 00:10:36,905
Yeah! Ahh!

276
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,973
Congratulations.
You guys really know your stuff.

277
00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:40,542
Oh, thank you, thank you!

278
00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:42,032
It is all because of my brother who...

279
00:10:43,802 --> 00:10:45,313
I'm sorry, what is this?

280
00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:46,715
Uh, your prize.

281
00:10:46,739 --> 00:10:49,217
A, uh, $20 bar tab courtesy of
King's Head Bar and Grill.

282
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:50,852
No, no, no, we won the big prize.

283
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,020
We're going to England.

284
00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:54,656
Oh, no. Tonight's just the semifinal.

285
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,492
All the bars in town
have their own trivia contest.

286
00:10:57,516 --> 00:11:00,628
And those winners will compete
in the finals tomorrow night.

287
00:11:00,652 --> 00:11:03,932
If you win that, then you go to England.

288
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,373
I'm gonna need something
stronger than this.

289
00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:13,698
Hit me with a Shirley Temple!

290
00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:23,165
_

291
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:25,311
- _
- Ugh!

292
00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:27,579
I am too excited to sleep.

293
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:28,914
And a little bit nervous.

294
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,950
I've never made it to
a second round before.

295
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:32,952
Don't worry.
I think we've got a good shot.

296
00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:35,187
Oh, can you imagine Mom's face

297
00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:37,723
when we give her
an actual trip to London?

298
00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:39,124
I know.

299
00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,294
Home of Charles Dickens,
Sherlock Holmes...

300
00:11:42,318 --> 00:11:45,097
oh, and I can't wait to hear
one of their ambulances.

301
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,833
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo!

302
00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:49,735
What did you just say?

303
00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:52,071
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee...

304
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:55,207
Nope. The part about you going to London.

305
00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,609
Oh, well, it's a trip for two
and Dad won't want to go.

306
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,345
He says we beat 'em in 1776

307
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,913
and he doesn't want
anything to do with 'em.

308
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,782
Brick, this trip is about
weddings and romance.

309
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,319
Clearly Mom is gonna want to
take her one and only daughter.

310
00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:10,422
Besides, you're busy now
with your Val-U Pack.

311
00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:11,657
You know another one's gonna come

312
00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:13,192
and you won't be here to get it.

313
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,094
Well, it's Mother's Day,

314
00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:17,930
and our mother can decide to
bring whoever she wants.

315
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,666
And if a coupon for
10% off a deck sanding

316
00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:23,435
happens to find its way
into her purse, so be it.

317
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:31,243
Frankie, I'm so glad I caught you.

318
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,778
Could you bring in our mail on Monday?

319
00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:34,346
Ron's taking us all to Gatlinburg

320
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,681
for Mother's Day weekend.

321
00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:38,784
We're staying at that hotel with
the giant walk-in totem pole.

322
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:41,120
It's nice to mix in some culture.

323
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:42,654
Hey, bring me back some taffy

324
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,490
and I won't rifle through
your drawers while you're gone.

325
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,425
Oh, you!

326
00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:48,694
- So, how's everything with you guys?
- Oh, we're good.

327
00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:50,529
Haven't seen much of Axl
'cause he's always in and out.

328
00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:51,964
And Mike's up to something

329
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,833
'cause he's obviously lying
to me, but he's so bad at it.

330
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,502
I think he's planning something
for Mother's Day.

331
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,903
Oh, that's great!

332
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,138
No, it's not.

333
00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:00,906
He's the worst gift giver of all time.

334
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,541
It's gonna be horrible.
It's always horrible.

335
00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,643
Aww. Poor Mike.

336
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,447
You know what, you're right. He does try.

337
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,316
I feel bad 'cause I'm not good
at hiding my disappointment.

338
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,452
But, you know, it's hard to
pretend to be excited

339
00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:15,387
when you open the box
and it's yellow pants.

340
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,555
I'm not Meryl Streep.

341
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,390
I hear you.

342
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:19,925
Sometimes, you wish you could
just see the gift first

343
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:21,727
so you can practice your reaction.

344
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,128
Yeah.

345
00:13:23,152 --> 00:13:25,531
Hold on. You might be onto something.

346
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,200
If I knew what my sucky gift was
ahead of time,

347
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,437
I could pre-disappoint myself
and fake being grateful.

348
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,105
Let me try it.

349
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:34,506
Oh, look!

350
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:37,209
Third notice on the gas bill. I love it!

351
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,245
Frankie, you're so funny.

352
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:42,403
Seriously, you need to pay that.

353
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,754
Even against fiercer
competition in the finals,

354
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:51,056
with knowledge and a pretty
good Shirley Temple buzz,

355
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,558
Brick was on fire.

356
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,259
The Yalta Conference.

357
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,794
"Afternoon Delight."

358
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:56,762
Moms Mabley.

359
00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:58,297
The Green Bay Packers.

360
00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,765
"Ring around the collar."

361
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,867
Correct! 10 point for Heck Yeah!

362
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:04,403
Okay, we're down to our final round.

363
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,838
So, let's check the score.

364
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:09,141
In, uh, third place,
with 200 points, London Calling.

365
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,243
- Whoo!
- In second with 205,

366
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,711
Trivia De Havilland.

367
00:14:12,735 --> 00:14:16,849
And on top with 215 points, Heck Yeah.

368
00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:18,817
Questions are now worth 20 points.

369
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,152
So it's anybody's game.

370
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:22,087
Ooh, I really have to go to the bathroom.

371
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,345
- Now?!
- Well, you know we can't

372
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,323
use the kid bathroom

373
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,724
and Mom was in hers when we left.

374
00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,493
I have been holding it in for two hours.

375
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,794
But you can't leave now!

376
00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:30,129
Well, that ship has sailed, Brick.

377
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,463
And it is coming into port.

378
00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:32,698
You've been answering everything anyway.

379
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,399
I'll be back as quick as I can.

380
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:37,136
All right, next question.

381
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:42,174
"What show won the Tony Award
for Best Musical in 1975

382
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,210
and how many total Tonys did it win?"

383
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:46,812
"The Wiz"!

384
00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:48,213
And it won 7 Tonys.

385
00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:49,281
Correct!

386
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,151
Trivia De Havilland is in the lead!

387
00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:55,521
Okay, we are down to the final question.

388
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:59,658
So for all the marbles
and the trip to London...

389
00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:02,961
"In the Taylor Swift song
'Stay Beautiful, '

390
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,864
whose eyes are 'like a jungle'?

391
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,327
_

392
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,781
_

393
00:15:12,806 --> 00:15:14,711
"In the Taylor Swift song
'Stay Beautiful'...

394
00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:16,712
_

395
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,833
_

396
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,414
..."whose eyes are 'like a jungle'"?

397
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,816
Zac Efron?

398
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,419
Sorry, incorrect

399
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:28,954
Anybody else?

400
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:30,945
15 seconds...

401
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:39,431
The answer to that question
about Taylor Swift...

402
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,066
the singer...

403
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,717
would be...

404
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,004
Sue! Whose "eyes are like a jungle"?!

405
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,806
Cory! Cory's eyes are like a jungle!

406
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,175
That is correct! Heck Yeah wins!

407
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,610
Yeah!

408
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:52,978
Oh, my God! I'm going to London!

409
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,646
Mom is going to London
and she's taking me!

410
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:55,948
Except she's not 'cause she's taking me!

411
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,037
Yeah!

412
00:15:58,265 --> 00:16:00,052
Hi, uh, sorry,

413
00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:02,254
but, uh, there seems to be a problem.

414
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,690
One of our judges saw you
using your phone.

415
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,558
And as we stated
at the beginning of the night,

416
00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:09,461
it's against the rules to
look up answers on your phone.

417
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,096
Oh, but we weren't looking up answers.

418
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,831
We were just texting.
Yeah, I can explain.

419
00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,466
See, the kid bathroom doesn't work

420
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,235
and my brother went ahead
and flushed so...

421
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,537
Sorry. We have a no-phones-out policy.

422
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,806
So I'm afraid you're disqualified.

423
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:24,977
That means our winners are
Trivia De Havilland!

424
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:27,501
Yes!

425
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,505
Okay, so what are we gonna get Mom?

426
00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:37,591
So, in order to
spare my family's feelings,

427
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:38,927
I had to find the crap gift

428
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:40,895
they were planning on giving me
for Mother's Day.

429
00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:43,832
Unfortunately, they may not
have been good at buying gifts,

430
00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:46,489
but they were sure good at hiding 'em.

431
00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,329
_

432
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,931
_

433
00:16:57,991 --> 00:16:59,991
_

434
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,154
Ahh!

435
00:17:06,178 --> 00:17:07,889
What are you doing down there?

436
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:11,192
Oh, well, I woke up 'cause I was hot.

437
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,862
And I was gonna put
a Nutty Buddy under my boobs.

438
00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:15,930
And then I remembered
it's cooler in your closet

439
00:17:15,954 --> 00:17:17,699
because of the vent.

440
00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:18,933
Why are you up and dressed?

441
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,802
Uh...

442
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:22,203
Are you going to the gym again?

443
00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:23,905
Yes.

444
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,507
Yes, I am.

445
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,449
Happy Mother's Day!

446
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:37,719
Oh! Is that today? Yay!

447
00:17:37,743 --> 00:17:39,621
Hey, listen, I know we haven't
always delivered

448
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:40,788
in the Mother's Day department.

449
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,558
But this year, we had an amazing idea.

450
00:17:43,582 --> 00:17:46,661
We entered a trivia contest
where the grand prize was

451
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:50,365
a trip to London
for Prince Harry's wedding.

452
00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:53,398
Oh, my God, I'm going to
the royal wedding?!

453
00:17:53,423 --> 00:17:54,800
Sadly, that did not pan out.

454
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,935
Oh.

455
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:57,803
So then we thought, "Wouldn't it be great

456
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,340
if Mom woke up on Mother's Day
and the toilet was all fixed?"

457
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:04,911
Well, it's not London,
but that is really sweet.

458
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,979
Sadly, that did not pan out, either.

459
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,804
But we finally came up with something.

460
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,188
Where have you been hiding this?

461
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,490
No, seriously.
Where have you been hiding it?

462
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,059
Well, I am sure that whatever it is,

463
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,884
I am going to love...

464
00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:27,867
Okay, seriously, nothing?

465
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,669
You're giving me nothing?

466
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,537
Are you kidding me?

467
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,472
This is an all-time low.

468
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:36,142
I can't even pretend
that this is a decent gift.

469
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,677
I'm sorry. I don't know
how Meryl Streep does it.

470
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,879
And if you tell me,
"Oh, this is a box full of love"

471
00:18:39,903 --> 00:18:41,314
or "It's to put my wishes in,"

472
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:43,382
I am going to tell you to shove it.

473
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:45,284
Hang on. There is a gift.

474
00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:47,019
It's just not one
that we can give you right now.

475
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,454
But in a week...

476
00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,790
I'm gonna bring my big TV
out to the family room...

477
00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:53,326
And we're all gonna watch
the royal wedding with you.

478
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,361
Really?

479
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,597
You guys are seriously gonna
get up at the crack of dawn

480
00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:58,798
and watch it with me?!

481
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:00,733
Not just that.
We're not gonna make fun of it.

482
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:02,168
- Or you.
- Or the hats.

483
00:19:02,192 --> 00:19:03,869
- Or talk during it.
- Or read during it.

484
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,172
Or call it "lame" or "snore"

485
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:09,675
or pretend to gouge our eyes out... Axl.

486
00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:12,311
And we're all gonna stay awake
through all of it.

487
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,814
Even the waving on the balcony part?

488
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:17,883
Yep. And I'm even gonna study up
so I know who everybody is.

489
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,585
Sue's making me royal flash cards.

490
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:22,255
Oh, you guys.

491
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,457
Oh, this is the best gift ever!

492
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:27,093
And I am not even pretending or anything.

493
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:28,361
I mean, your dad was acting so weird

494
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:29,996
that I thought it was gonna be
something horrible.

495
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,764
But I-I love it.

496
00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:33,388
I really love it.

497
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,057
Ooh, your boobs are freezing.

498
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:41,440
And for once, they actually delivered.

499
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:43,709
It was the best Mother's Day yet.

500
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:45,711
Oh, my God, her dress is gorgeous.

501
00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:47,747
Isn't her dress gorgeous? Stunning.

502
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,849
You know, she had a little more
leeway with her dress

503
00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:51,784
'cause Harry's only
fifth in line to the throne.

504
00:19:51,808 --> 00:19:53,619
- Really?
- Fascinating.

505
00:19:53,643 --> 00:19:54,887
Hey, I've been there!

506
00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:56,756
You were at Windsor Castle?!

507
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,658
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The bar across the street.

508
00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:00,526
I puked right where
that guard is standing.

509
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,495
Can I just say this is great?

510
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:04,196
I get to watch the thing I want to watch

511
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,532
and I get to do it with my whole family.

512
00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:09,869
You know, these heat-n-serve
scones are actually pretty good.

513
00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:11,070
I'm gonna microwave up some more.

514
00:20:11,094 --> 00:20:13,661
Anybody want another? Sure.

515
00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:18,177
Okay, this guy getting out of the car is

516
00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:21,213
the, uh, Earl of Wessex.

517
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:23,549
Yeah, he's the youngest son of the Queen.

518
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,418
And a keen sports fan.

519
00:20:25,442 --> 00:20:26,752
Oh, well done.

520
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:28,054
Mm-hmm.

521
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:30,690
Yes, I think I've earned myself
a celebratory ale

522
00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:32,792
from Yon Frugal Hoosier.

523
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,917
It's okay 'cause it's afternoon there.

524
00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:39,799
What's up?

525
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,800
I got it.

526
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,268
What?

527
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,803
They offered me the Denver job.

528
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,071
It's mine if I want it.

529
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,104
What job?

530
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,142
Uh...