1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:02,447 The World Wide Web could be the next-best thing 2 00:00:02,448 --> 00:00:03,715 since sliced bread. 3 00:00:03,716 --> 00:00:07,517 Previously on AMC's "Halt and Catch Fire"... 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,488 Gordon? Gordon, are you okay? 5 00:00:10,489 --> 00:00:12,457 Donna Emerson, senior partner. 6 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:15,026 I cut loose a ball and chain of my own recently. 7 00:00:15,027 --> 00:00:16,961 You really couldn't stand being at Clark, could you? 8 00:00:16,962 --> 00:00:19,130 I can't work with you. 9 00:00:19,131 --> 00:00:21,165 Why are you here? 10 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:22,233 You know why. 11 00:00:22,234 --> 00:00:24,335 This is the first Web browser. 12 00:00:24,336 --> 00:00:25,570 Online-research catalogue... 13 00:00:25,571 --> 00:00:26,571 Running on NeXT... 14 00:00:26,572 --> 00:00:27,639 On a network to Europe. 15 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,040 What will the World Wide Web become? 16 00:01:18,357 --> 00:01:20,124 Happy New Year. 17 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:21,693 How's Tokyo? 18 00:01:21,694 --> 00:01:23,394 Good. 19 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:24,462 Cold. 20 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:26,364 Good. Good. Well, uh... 21 00:01:26,365 --> 00:01:27,765 Is that her? 22 00:01:27,766 --> 00:01:29,367 We got some first steps for the browser 23 00:01:29,368 --> 00:01:31,235 that we want to walk you through so we can, uh, you know, 24 00:01:31,236 --> 00:01:32,971 hit the ground running when you get back to town. 25 00:01:32,972 --> 00:01:37,275 Gordon, I'm gonna be working on this project remotely. 26 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:39,277 I-I need to talk to Joe. 27 00:01:39,278 --> 00:01:41,212 Just me. 28 00:01:41,213 --> 00:01:43,915 Yeah. Okay. 29 00:01:43,916 --> 00:01:46,049 Wants to talk to you. 30 00:01:49,588 --> 00:01:50,622 Hello? 31 00:01:50,623 --> 00:01:52,423 How you doing? 32 00:02:15,814 --> 00:02:17,915 I don't understand. 33 00:02:17,916 --> 00:02:21,051 I told Tom what happened. 34 00:02:22,688 --> 00:02:25,857 And he and I, uh, we both agreed 35 00:02:25,858 --> 00:02:27,859 that it would be best 36 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:31,496 if I worked on the browser remotely... 37 00:02:31,497 --> 00:02:33,464 from here. 38 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:04,862 What time is it there? 39 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:06,664 They're 17 hours ahead, 40 00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:09,133 so whatever time it is here... 41 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:12,136 Look, she doesn't need to be on the phone 42 00:03:12,137 --> 00:03:13,371 for us to upload it to Gopher. 43 00:03:13,372 --> 00:03:14,839 She wrote it. She needs to be available. 44 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,708 Guys, I need... I need... 45 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:17,809 Stop hammering! 46 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:19,911 Please! 47 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:22,046 You know it's midnight there. 48 00:03:22,047 --> 00:03:24,716 This is the time she specified. 49 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:28,219 Maybe Godzilla's fighting Mothra again. 50 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:31,756 We're gonna try her again in 20 minutes. 51 00:03:31,757 --> 00:03:32,924 Guys! 52 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:35,026 Guys, guys, please! 53 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:36,360 All right? 54 00:03:36,361 --> 00:03:38,596 It's too early in the morning for this. 55 00:03:45,037 --> 00:03:50,742 That is because nobody is downloading it at all. 56 00:03:50,743 --> 00:03:52,243 No, you're right. Forgive me. 57 00:03:52,244 --> 00:03:55,947 69 downloads last quarter. Is that better? 58 00:03:57,416 --> 00:04:01,519 A year and we are barely a ripple in the pond. 59 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,621 Of course it has to do with the bugs. 60 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,957 I'm tracking them as fast as I can, 61 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,991 but you take forever to... 62 00:04:10,362 --> 00:04:12,396 Okay. 63 00:04:12,397 --> 00:04:15,633 Okay, fine. 64 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:18,168 That would be fine. 65 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:21,906 - How's Cameron? - Never available. 66 00:04:21,907 --> 00:04:24,275 Or if we do somehow manage to get her on the phone, 67 00:04:24,276 --> 00:04:25,777 she's busy or defensive or... 68 00:04:25,778 --> 00:04:28,813 Stuck at 69 downloads. 69 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:30,615 Look, Joe, we're building 70 00:04:30,616 --> 00:04:33,284 the core ISP business upstairs by the day, 71 00:04:33,285 --> 00:04:36,053 which means we don't need overnight success 72 00:04:36,054 --> 00:04:37,421 with the web browser. 73 00:04:37,422 --> 00:04:40,091 But why do you keep putting yourself 74 00:04:40,092 --> 00:04:41,659 through this with her? 75 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,327 This work is important. 76 00:04:43,328 --> 00:04:45,195 That's not what I asked. 77 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:52,470 I'll make sure those bugs get fixed. 78 00:05:07,352 --> 00:05:09,086 Shep, have you talked to Cameron? 79 00:05:09,087 --> 00:05:10,755 Uh, Gordon, this is Mike Houseman 80 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:12,156 from America Online. 81 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:13,925 - Great to meet you, Gordon. - Yeah, likewise. 82 00:05:13,926 --> 00:05:16,327 Yeah, I want to talk about acquiring your user base. 83 00:05:16,328 --> 00:05:18,529 Is AOL really that afraid of the open Internet? 84 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:20,498 Well, it's either that 85 00:05:20,499 --> 00:05:22,633 or we crush you when we expand west. 86 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:25,102 Ah, well, let me tell you something, Mike... 87 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:27,104 I need to show you something right now. 88 00:05:27,105 --> 00:05:29,974 Mike, this is Joe MacMillan. He's our Web Services division. 89 00:05:29,975 --> 00:05:31,676 Impressive. You're into the Web. 90 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:33,344 It's where everything's headed. 91 00:05:33,345 --> 00:05:34,612 Gordon. 92 00:05:34,613 --> 00:05:36,279 Excuse us. 93 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:41,052 It's called Mosaic. 94 00:05:41,053 --> 00:05:42,787 All right, so there's another browser in the game. 95 00:05:42,788 --> 00:05:44,522 We still got Nexus, Viola, Midas... 96 00:05:44,523 --> 00:05:46,490 Don't forget Millennium, thanks to Donna. 97 00:05:46,491 --> 00:05:49,460 Who's got just as much of a right to this idea as we do. 98 00:05:49,461 --> 00:05:50,728 But those aren't this. 99 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,663 Inline images, Web forums support, 100 00:05:52,664 --> 00:05:54,332 available on every platform. 101 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:57,802 If Cameron hadn't been radio silent for five months, 102 00:05:57,803 --> 00:06:00,972 if she had fixed the bugs, helped us iterate... 103 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:02,373 I don't mind losing, 104 00:06:02,374 --> 00:06:04,542 but we're not even gonna get a chance to compete. 105 00:06:04,543 --> 00:06:06,911 Where the hell is Cameron? 106 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:27,365 Now we do our own chip. 107 00:06:32,371 --> 00:06:34,037 Over here. 108 00:06:37,876 --> 00:06:39,743 You all right? 109 00:06:45,751 --> 00:06:47,285 Yeah. 110 00:06:47,286 --> 00:06:48,918 Fine. 111 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:58,029 I bet it was her new game. 112 00:06:58,030 --> 00:07:00,898 I'm sure she just got wrapped up in it, 113 00:07:00,899 --> 00:07:02,934 forgot all about us. 114 00:07:02,935 --> 00:07:06,637 What if we uncapped usage? 115 00:07:06,638 --> 00:07:09,540 You know, unlimited access for every customer... 116 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,575 you know, no more hourly rates, 117 00:07:11,576 --> 00:07:13,778 just a, you know, flat monthly fee? 118 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:16,113 That's a good idea, smart. 119 00:07:16,114 --> 00:07:17,748 Look, I don't mean to harp on it, 120 00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:19,116 but what galls me 121 00:07:19,117 --> 00:07:21,719 is that she still owes us a final version. 122 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,754 We had a first-mover advantage. 123 00:07:23,755 --> 00:07:26,223 Now Mosaic is the front door to the Web. 124 00:07:26,224 --> 00:07:27,658 Mm. 125 00:07:27,659 --> 00:07:29,393 Yeah, I heard they had a million downloads 126 00:07:29,394 --> 00:07:31,629 - in the first six months. - Those numbers have to be inflated. 127 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:37,435 Meanwhile, Loadstar stands at a whopping 431. 128 00:07:37,436 --> 00:07:41,605 Well, maybe that's okay. 129 00:07:41,606 --> 00:07:44,408 But we can build a Mosaic-killer. 130 00:07:44,409 --> 00:07:45,977 She couldn't do it. 131 00:07:45,978 --> 00:07:48,079 We'll find someone who can. 132 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,148 Joe, how many times do you have to be right? 133 00:07:51,149 --> 00:07:54,418 Maybe we should just be grateful or something. 134 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:56,153 I mean, this is technology 135 00:07:56,154 --> 00:07:59,089 that we could only have dreamed of back in that garage. 136 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:07,932 You should've brought Ozzie. 137 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,167 I wouldn't have minded. 138 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:11,769 Yeah. 139 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:13,337 Yeah. 140 00:08:13,338 --> 00:08:14,338 What? 141 00:08:14,339 --> 00:08:16,340 Nothing. 142 00:08:16,341 --> 00:08:18,776 We broke up three weeks ago. 143 00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:22,213 Oh, man. 144 00:08:22,214 --> 00:08:25,683 Hey, Gordon... 145 00:08:25,684 --> 00:08:27,350 happy 40th. 146 00:08:29,287 --> 00:08:30,454 Cheers. 147 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:58,748 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 148 00:09:05,223 --> 00:09:06,557 Try the corridor again. 149 00:09:06,558 --> 00:09:08,826 We were just there, and all we found 150 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:11,062 was this rusty walking-stick thing. 151 00:09:11,063 --> 00:09:12,530 Can you equip it? 152 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:15,599 "The stick particulates in your hand"? 153 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,600 Cool. 154 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:17,935 Dude, what? 155 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,737 This feels like homework. 156 00:09:19,738 --> 00:09:22,238 Seriously, I'm getting cold just watching this. 157 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,042 Oh, good... another puzzle. 158 00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:28,112 Good thing we haven't seen anybody in like 10 minutes. 159 00:09:28,113 --> 00:09:30,146 You can't even kill anything. 160 00:09:34,186 --> 00:09:35,686 Ah, shoot. 161 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:39,290 Ah. 162 00:09:41,026 --> 00:09:42,626 Okay. 163 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:47,531 Wait. What the hell? We're back at the beginning? 164 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,300 This is bullshit. 165 00:09:49,301 --> 00:09:50,367 Who are you? 166 00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:51,635 Hi. 167 00:09:51,636 --> 00:09:53,938 What's your favorite video game right now? 168 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:55,873 - Mortal Kombat. - Yeah, Mortal Kombat. 169 00:09:55,874 --> 00:09:57,208 I prefer Street Fighter II 170 00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:59,110 for the superior controls and graphics. 171 00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:00,811 Okay. Thank you, guys, for coming in. 172 00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:02,880 Here's your Pioneer Chicken gift certificates. 173 00:10:02,881 --> 00:10:04,914 We appreciate your feedback. 174 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:14,458 Guys, this is not our target demographic. 175 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:17,461 We need to be going after higher GPAs, 176 00:10:17,462 --> 00:10:21,398 readers with immersive fantasy and sci-fi interests. 177 00:10:21,399 --> 00:10:25,068 This isn't a game you play. It's a game you live. 178 00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:34,245 How many websites now? 179 00:10:34,246 --> 00:10:36,413 561. 180 00:10:36,414 --> 00:10:37,848 And I found a new one for you. 181 00:10:37,849 --> 00:10:39,750 Look, if this is the one that translates your name 182 00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:41,152 into Hawaiian, I already did it. 183 00:10:41,153 --> 00:10:42,186 And? 184 00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:43,921 Kolekona. 185 00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:45,456 Hey, look at this one. 186 00:10:45,457 --> 00:10:47,791 It's a, uh... It's a coffee pot. 187 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,293 That is a coffee pot 188 00:10:49,294 --> 00:10:52,463 at he University of Cambridge, 5,000 miles away. 189 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:55,599 That's not a picture. That's a live video feed. 190 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,635 Well, it looks really alive. 191 00:10:57,636 --> 00:11:00,171 It's... fascinating. 192 00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:01,305 Listen. 193 00:11:01,306 --> 00:11:03,040 Joe, I actually came down here 194 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,675 to chat with you about something. 195 00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:07,011 Shoot. 196 00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:09,380 Well, I was wondering if you'd consider moving upstairs. 197 00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,481 Why? 198 00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,982 Well, the Web Services division 199 00:11:11,983 --> 00:11:14,485 hasn't originally grown the way we thought it would, 200 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:17,321 and, you know, we could really use the server space. 201 00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:19,657 And... And now that the browser's dead... 202 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:21,659 Dead? We might have stalled a little bit, 203 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,827 but that's because we're just getting started. 204 00:11:23,828 --> 00:11:25,396 I'm not moving upstairs. 205 00:11:25,397 --> 00:11:27,031 If anything, you're moving down here. 206 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,966 Listen, Joe, you've been down here 207 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,367 for almost three years, 208 00:11:30,368 --> 00:11:32,536 and it's still just you, an ergonomic chair, 209 00:11:32,537 --> 00:11:34,138 and 500 Post-its. 210 00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:35,906 Listen. I'll say it again. 211 00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:38,375 You did it. You and Ryan called it. 212 00:11:38,376 --> 00:11:41,879 You said the Internet would be the next great public utility. 213 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,814 Well, guess what? We're here. 214 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,849 We did it. We are Thomas Edison. 215 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,651 We built the power company. 216 00:11:47,652 --> 00:11:49,587 So why don't you come upstairs 217 00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:51,755 and run the power company with me? 218 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:55,192 Gordon, nobody remembers the power company. 219 00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:59,230 Came free in the mail with my Popular Mechanics this month. 220 00:11:59,231 --> 00:12:00,831 AOL is carpet-bombing. 221 00:12:00,832 --> 00:12:02,833 They're going after our entire territory. 222 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,202 They're trying to take down CompuServe and Prodigy, 223 00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:07,204 but we could get caught in the crossfire. 224 00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:10,608 All I'm saying is, if we're about to go to war, 225 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:13,576 it'd be nice to have you in the fight. 226 00:12:32,063 --> 00:12:35,299 Jesus. It has video now. 227 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,567 Mother... 228 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,247 No, Abe, you needed to fully implement 229 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,483 - the updates this morning - You try reformatting HTML 230 00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:54,318 with a screaming 6-month-old in your arm. 231 00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:55,753 Oh, that's just great timing, isn't it? 232 00:12:55,754 --> 00:12:57,234 - Oh, yeah, it is. - Yeah. Okay, good. 233 00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:03,327 She'll be right with you. 234 00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:05,496 Thank you. 235 00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:14,904 Carrot, grapefruit, little bit of ginger. 236 00:13:16,141 --> 00:13:17,641 Mmm. 237 00:13:17,642 --> 00:13:19,510 Microsoft didn't get the bump they wanted 238 00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:20,911 from the Home announcement. 239 00:13:20,912 --> 00:13:23,847 I know. Two hundredths of a point. 240 00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:25,916 Well, Windows is still the official O.S. 241 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,418 of the White House. 242 00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:35,825 Good morning. 243 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:42,433 First off, thanks for calling us in this morning. 244 00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,468 Believe me, if you hadn't had reached out, 245 00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,003 we would've... 246 00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:48,138 You know, we would've been bothering you to get in here 247 00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:50,107 because we are just so darn excited 248 00:13:50,108 --> 00:13:53,043 about some of these steps we're taking to surpass Mosaic. 249 00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:54,878 By the time we are done fully implementing, 250 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:58,015 it'll be like, "Mosaic? What's Mosaic?" 251 00:13:58,016 --> 00:14:01,352 So, just to catch you up, 252 00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:04,287 Millennium now supports... 253 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,391 Right. 254 00:14:07,392 --> 00:14:09,626 Uh, inline images. 255 00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:11,061 Yeah, we got a stop button right there 256 00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:12,629 to halt web-page loads. See? 257 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:16,667 And, uh, we should have our very own "hotlists" soon. 258 00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,001 Video? 259 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:20,504 Yes. Yes, of course. 260 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:25,142 We are hard at work on that. Matter of days. 261 00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:27,978 We've also been proactive with our branding efforts... 262 00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:30,013 you know, getting our name out there. 263 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:31,848 Greg, the mouse pads, please. 264 00:14:34,152 --> 00:14:36,219 Greg, the mouse pads, please. 265 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:40,891 You know, to spread the word, 266 00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:44,595 and, um, our download numbers, while not Mosaic's, 267 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,897 are really starting to edge out Loadstar, so... 268 00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:50,234 But we don't want to be just chasing Mosaic, do we? 269 00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:52,369 You guys are too talented for that. 270 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:55,239 You need to be pursuing your own vision, 271 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,741 not aping somebody else's, right? 272 00:14:57,742 --> 00:15:00,944 We couldn't agree more. Yes. 273 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:03,580 Wonderful. 274 00:15:03,581 --> 00:15:06,183 Then we are all set. 275 00:15:06,184 --> 00:15:10,521 I was really rooting for you guys. 276 00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:13,256 Thanks, Donna. We really appreciate it. 277 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:18,295 Did we just get defunded? 278 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:30,107 Ahh. 279 00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:32,075 - Get your hands off me. - You asked. 280 00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:33,644 I said don't touch me, Abe! 281 00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:35,612 Jesus! 282 00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:24,608 Oh, oh, oh! All right! 283 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,643 All right. 284 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,485 Yeah! 285 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:40,182 Yeah! 286 00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:56,333 Wow. 287 00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,267 Look who it is. 288 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,905 I was on the company invite list. 289 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,340 Mm. 290 00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:05,975 So you do get e-mails. 291 00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,845 - Have you seen Mosaic? - I saw Mosaic. 292 00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:15,519 I haven't heard from you in five months. 293 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,353 Now you're just here. 294 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,757 Honestly, I didn't even know you were in the country. 295 00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:24,728 Yeah, I'm sorry. I should've... 296 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,264 You know, I-I thought I was gonna find time to talk to you. 297 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:29,199 I didn't know the party was gonna be so... 298 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,201 Look, look, look. Don't worry about it. 299 00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:33,536 To be honest with you, I'm not even that mad. 300 00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:36,006 Joe's gonna kill you. 301 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,241 Is he here? 302 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,610 Joe MacMillan at a party? 303 00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:43,513 You've been out of the loop for a while. 304 00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,449 Well, come on! 305 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,850 Ah! 306 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,586 Hey, what the heck are you doing here? 307 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,789 My God! Look! 308 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,393 I'm... I'm doing some, um, promotion for my new game. 309 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,129 Yeah, The Pilgrim, sure. I've seen it. 310 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,964 Ooh, looks spooky. Ooh. 311 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,300 By the way, John absolutely loved that sailing compass. 312 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:03,925 Oh, oh. 313 00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:05,702 Sure. I got it mounted right on the bulkhead. 314 00:19:05,703 --> 00:19:07,771 You know, we got to get over there 315 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,906 and see these guys some time. Soon? 316 00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:13,877 Once Diane figures out how to make it business write-off. 317 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,113 Gee, John, thanks. 318 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,648 I'm kidding. 319 00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:20,651 Oh, I mean, you guys are welcome whenever you want. 320 00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:23,754 I just saw Joanie, so I'm gonna go say hi. 321 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,622 Okay. Good to see you. 322 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,124 Hey, uh... 323 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,660 when are you gonna take me out on that boat? 324 00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:32,329 Oh, we'll get out there soon, Cap'n. 325 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,897 I'm gonna go get cleaned up. 326 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:34,965 Okay. You need it. 327 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,566 See you guys in a little bit. 328 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,100 Okay. 329 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,774 By the looks of all this, 330 00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:47,144 CalNect pulls down, what, 50, 60 mil a year? 331 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,745 60. 332 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:52,349 Well, hell, 75 now that they're down in Arizona. 333 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:56,520 Still, 25 ISP competitors in the landscape and growing, 334 00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:59,122 and CalNect isn't a member of the C.I.X. 335 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:00,749 and won't be anytime soon. 336 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,184 Well, yeah. 337 00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:04,986 Gordon's pretty good at watching his henhouse. 338 00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:06,521 I wouldn't worry. 339 00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:10,692 John, all I'm saying is that with AOL coming to town, 340 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:14,863 all of this seems overly optimistic, don't you think? 341 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,375 Cameron? 342 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,111 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 343 00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:30,645 - I can't believe you're here! - Okay. 344 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,314 Oh, my God! Guys, listen. 345 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,684 This is Cameron. Like... like, the Cameron Howe. 346 00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:37,285 - Yes. - Nice, dude. 347 00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:39,221 - She invented Space Bike. - Mm-hmm. 348 00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,390 What's the other one called? 349 00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:43,125 Pilgrim. 350 00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:44,025 Right. 351 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,193 That is so cool. 352 00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:47,396 Do you wanna play Mortal Kombat? 353 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:48,797 Yeah. 354 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:52,968 Oh... no. You guys go ahead. 355 00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:54,569 ? That's how we do it every single day ? 356 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,837 Haley? 357 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,739 Hi. 358 00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,374 Hi! 359 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,646 Um, o hisashiburi desu Ne. 360 00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:08,183 Oh. Impressive. 361 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,419 I've been, you know, practicing off those CDs you sent. 362 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:15,690 Yes. Well, gengo o hitotsu wa kesshite tarinai. 363 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,225 Um... 364 00:21:17,226 --> 00:21:20,695 Anata wa subarashi ninjindesu. 365 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,364 No? 366 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,099 - No. - No, what? 367 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,067 You said I was an awesome carrot. 368 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,036 Oh. 369 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,608 You don't have to worry. 370 00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:35,843 My mom's not here. 371 00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:46,755 - Hey, man. - Hey. 372 00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:48,457 Good to see ya. 373 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,192 I didn't think you'd make it. 374 00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:52,260 Glad to know I can still surprise you. 375 00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:55,096 So, um, no present? 376 00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:56,431 Actually, I did get you something. 377 00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:58,099 I was kidding. 378 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,869 A whole box of them at the front counter at Blockbuster. 379 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:04,473 Jesus. AOL's everywhere now. 380 00:22:04,474 --> 00:22:07,942 I'm, uh... I'm in this fight with you. 381 00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:12,747 But I want Shep's office. It gets the most sunlight. 382 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,082 Done. 383 00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:19,488 Um... 384 00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:20,988 Cameron's here. 385 00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:36,118 Okay, so I've got http//cad. UCLA /edu/repository/bonsai/html. 386 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,453 Yep. That's it. 387 00:22:37,454 --> 00:22:39,698 You're a fellow bonsai enthusiast, I take it? 388 00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:40,999 No. 389 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,535 But I'm gonna check out your website. 390 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,303 Okay. 391 00:22:59,018 --> 00:23:02,220 I heard you didn't come to parties anymore. 392 00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:04,855 It's Gordon's birthday. 393 00:23:11,464 --> 00:23:14,833 How's Tom? 394 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:17,235 Tom is good. 395 00:23:17,236 --> 00:23:19,237 He, um... 396 00:23:19,238 --> 00:23:20,505 He just got promoted 397 00:23:20,506 --> 00:23:23,575 to head of development at Sega, so... 398 00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,677 That's great. 399 00:23:25,678 --> 00:23:28,313 You're mad at me. 400 00:23:31,217 --> 00:23:35,052 ? Happy birthday, happy birthday ? 401 00:23:36,823 --> 00:23:38,056 Wouldn't you be? 402 00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:40,891 ? Happy birthday, happy birthday ? 403 00:23:43,329 --> 00:23:47,699 ? Happy birthday, happy birthday ? 404 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,568 Yeah. 405 00:23:55,341 --> 00:23:58,577 ? Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath ? 406 00:23:58,578 --> 00:24:01,780 ? To those nice, nice nights ? 407 00:24:01,781 --> 00:24:07,786 ? I remember always, always I got such a fright ? 408 00:24:07,787 --> 00:24:10,088 ? Seeing them in my dark cupboard ? 409 00:24:10,089 --> 00:24:11,256 I got to go. 410 00:24:11,257 --> 00:24:13,792 ? With my great big cake ? 411 00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:17,229 ? If they were, if they were me ? 412 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,731 Thank you all for coming! 413 00:24:23,703 --> 00:24:24,703 ? I am ? 414 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:25,737 Can I have a whiskey? 415 00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:28,039 ? Doll eyes ? 416 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,275 ? Doll mouth ? 417 00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:32,611 ? Doll legs ? 418 00:24:32,612 --> 00:24:34,980 ? I am ? 419 00:24:34,981 --> 00:24:37,382 ? Doll arms ? 420 00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:39,785 ? Big veins ? 421 00:24:39,786 --> 00:24:42,087 ? Dog bait ? 422 00:24:42,088 --> 00:24:45,557 ? Yeah, they really want you ? 423 00:24:45,558 --> 00:24:47,893 ? They really want you ? 424 00:24:47,894 --> 00:24:51,897 ? They really do ? 425 00:24:51,898 --> 00:24:54,900 ? Yeah, they really want you ? 426 00:24:54,901 --> 00:24:57,235 ? They really want you ? 427 00:24:57,236 --> 00:25:00,438 ? And I do, too ? 428 00:25:00,439 --> 00:25:07,646 ? I want to be the girl with the most cake ? 429 00:25:07,647 --> 00:25:10,115 ? He only loves those things ? 430 00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:14,686 ? Because he loves to see them break ? 431 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:21,860 ? I fake it so real, I am beyond fake ? 432 00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:29,167 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 433 00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:35,841 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 434 00:25:35,842 --> 00:25:42,547 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 435 00:25:42,548 --> 00:25:49,187 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 436 00:25:49,188 --> 00:25:50,856 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 437 00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:52,456 Am I cruel? 438 00:25:54,393 --> 00:25:55,894 Of course not. 439 00:25:55,895 --> 00:25:58,330 ? Someday, you will ache like I ache ? 440 00:25:58,331 --> 00:26:00,464 Why would you ask that? 441 00:26:02,568 --> 00:26:09,541 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 442 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,042 All right. 443 00:26:11,043 --> 00:26:15,914 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 444 00:26:15,915 --> 00:26:22,721 ? And someday, you will ache like I ache ? 445 00:26:22,722 --> 00:26:29,093 ? Someday, you will ache like I ache ? 446 00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:43,810 What time is it? 447 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,079 Crack of noon. Rise and shine. 448 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,248 Oh, God. You're a monster. 449 00:26:48,249 --> 00:26:51,684 Pete can give you a ride home if you need one. 450 00:26:51,685 --> 00:26:52,819 Who's Pete? 451 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,888 My driver. You'll love him. 452 00:26:54,889 --> 00:26:56,556 He used to be a city tax planner 453 00:26:56,557 --> 00:26:57,757 and loves books on tape. 454 00:26:59,193 --> 00:27:02,362 Is it dark in the car? 455 00:27:02,363 --> 00:27:04,898 Can I sleep in there with the A.C. on? 456 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,533 Of course. 457 00:27:06,534 --> 00:27:08,701 As long as you're all right with the dulcet tones 458 00:27:08,702 --> 00:27:11,169 of Robert Ludlum thrillers. 459 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,542 Man, Donut Plains 3 is impossible. 460 00:27:15,543 --> 00:27:18,177 Battle mode? 461 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,348 Yeah, you're on. 462 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,751 All right. 463 00:27:24,752 --> 00:27:27,319 Oh, Jesus. 464 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,592 All right, you got to pick a guy. 465 00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:36,729 What, Toad? Really? 466 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:37,730 Mm-hmm. 467 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:39,198 He corners the best. 468 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,033 Interesting. 469 00:27:43,404 --> 00:27:46,906 Okay, there's a decent chance this is gonna make me barf. 470 00:27:46,907 --> 00:27:49,475 You and Joanie are in the same boat this morning. 471 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,212 Whoa! You can throw banana peels? 472 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,614 How'd you get so good at this? 473 00:27:54,615 --> 00:27:56,316 I got my hands on a prototype cartridge 474 00:27:56,317 --> 00:27:58,384 about a year and a half ago. 475 00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:01,154 Man, you really brought the Southwest in here, 476 00:28:01,155 --> 00:28:02,388 didn't you, Gordon? 477 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,623 Easy. 478 00:28:03,624 --> 00:28:05,658 How much longer are you in town for? 479 00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:08,094 I don't know. 480 00:28:08,095 --> 00:28:09,462 Oh. 481 00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:11,664 But if you want to see the craziest thing, 482 00:28:11,665 --> 00:28:13,967 you should swing by the focus-group testing 483 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,134 for my new game. 484 00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:16,603 It's like "Altered States" 485 00:28:16,604 --> 00:28:18,938 but with market research instead of LSD. 486 00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:21,606 That damn game better be good. 487 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:28,481 Of course, right when I get a red shell. 488 00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:30,016 Here. 489 00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:34,020 You tell me if it's good. 490 00:28:34,021 --> 00:28:37,156 "Pilgrim." 491 00:28:37,157 --> 00:28:38,825 Hm. 492 00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:42,328 I'm glad you're doing so well, Gordon. 493 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:46,032 Thanks. 494 00:28:46,033 --> 00:28:47,600 Yeah. 495 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,636 I'm doing really, really great. 496 00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:52,672 I mean, last night, I got to be a human paintbrush. 497 00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:54,140 I saw that. 498 00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:56,209 You know, CalNect is... it's kicking ass. 499 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:59,445 Well, I'm sorry that Loadstar has to be the exception. 500 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,713 - I... - Come on. 501 00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:03,182 You know, if I'm being totally honest, 502 00:29:03,183 --> 00:29:05,752 as time wore on, the browser just became 503 00:29:05,753 --> 00:29:07,787 more of a side project for me. 504 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,689 It's always been Joe's baby. 505 00:29:09,690 --> 00:29:10,757 Joe. 506 00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:13,693 I saw him last night. 507 00:29:13,694 --> 00:29:14,961 And? 508 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,530 Oh, Gordon, it didn't go that well. 509 00:29:17,531 --> 00:29:21,300 Well, that's probably for the best. 510 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,302 For who? 511 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,603 For him. 512 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:28,808 Oh, shit! 513 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:29,976 What? 514 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:32,945 The girls haven't left yet. 515 00:29:32,946 --> 00:29:36,382 Haley, Joanie! Come on! Let's go! 516 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,484 Gordon? 517 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,887 No, she never comes in. Don't worry. 518 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,490 All right, well, um, I'll see you Wednesday. 519 00:29:45,526 --> 00:29:47,894 Mm-hmm. Love you, too. 520 00:29:49,063 --> 00:29:50,530 Joanie, let's go! 521 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,234 Gordon? 522 00:30:01,308 --> 00:30:02,874 Oh. 523 00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:10,982 Uh, have you seen Mosaic? 524 00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:15,887 Yes. 525 00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:19,492 I was surprised it wasn't you. 526 00:30:19,493 --> 00:30:23,096 Hey. Uh... 527 00:30:23,097 --> 00:30:25,364 She may have gotten into the [clicks tongue] 528 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,499 Dad. 529 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,767 Get out here. 530 00:30:27,768 --> 00:30:28,935 Thanks for this. 531 00:30:28,936 --> 00:30:30,436 Yeah. 532 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,371 Anytime. 533 00:30:35,275 --> 00:30:37,577 She rarely comes in. 534 00:30:42,015 --> 00:30:44,684 As expected, the flat fee and unkept usage dinged 535 00:30:44,685 --> 00:30:46,285 the overall revenue initially, 536 00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:48,221 but now we're in the volume business. 537 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,022 The user base just keeps going up. 538 00:30:50,023 --> 00:30:52,328 Then this isn't a rebound. It's sustained growth. 539 00:30:52,329 --> 00:30:53,696 That's good. 540 00:30:53,697 --> 00:30:55,297 Only problem is the pipe's getting tight. 541 00:30:55,298 --> 00:30:57,500 We're starting to clog a little bit with all that data. 542 00:30:57,501 --> 00:30:58,801 MCI hears how well we're doing, 543 00:30:58,802 --> 00:31:00,032 they're gonna want to renegotiate 544 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,511 the sweetheart deal before they give us 545 00:31:01,512 --> 00:31:03,247 more bandwidth on their twisted pair network. 546 00:31:03,248 --> 00:31:04,848 We could balk and try PacBell, 547 00:31:04,849 --> 00:31:07,017 but at the end of the day, we'd want to keep 548 00:31:07,018 --> 00:31:10,220 our backbone provider happy, whoever they are. 549 00:31:10,221 --> 00:31:12,522 What do you think, Gordon? 550 00:31:12,523 --> 00:31:15,325 Uh, if MCI wants more money, fine. 551 00:31:15,326 --> 00:31:18,262 We've got it. Let's give it to them. 552 00:31:18,263 --> 00:31:20,898 AOL's not the only one with deep pockets. 553 00:31:20,899 --> 00:31:22,165 Let's stay ahead of this. 554 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,901 Shep, get a call in. 555 00:31:23,902 --> 00:31:27,636 And, uh, Joe, thanks for sitting in today. 556 00:31:50,228 --> 00:31:52,129 What is this? 557 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:53,630 Loadstar. 558 00:31:53,631 --> 00:31:55,399 Is that the finished browser? 559 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,301 You've just been sitting on this? 560 00:31:57,302 --> 00:31:59,102 Couldn't get around to handing it in? 561 00:31:59,103 --> 00:32:01,471 No. I finished it last night. 562 00:32:01,472 --> 00:32:04,074 So, it was, what, a day of work? 563 00:32:04,075 --> 00:32:06,476 Joe, I've been working on this for weeks. 564 00:32:06,477 --> 00:32:09,613 You know, you didn't have to sit around and wait for me. 565 00:32:09,614 --> 00:32:11,481 If you were in such a rush, you could have hired 566 00:32:11,482 --> 00:32:12,816 somebody else to do the coding. 567 00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:15,118 You don't get it. I needed you. 568 00:32:15,119 --> 00:32:17,554 We needed you to care, and you didn't. 569 00:32:17,555 --> 00:32:20,057 We had almost a year on the Mosaic guys, 570 00:32:20,058 --> 00:32:21,957 but we blew it, and now... 571 00:32:23,061 --> 00:32:25,395 If you had just been here, actually been available... 572 00:32:25,396 --> 00:32:27,397 Well, I couldn't be here. That was the deal. 573 00:32:27,398 --> 00:32:28,799 And it was a raw deal for me. 574 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,500 And it's just a shame. 575 00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:33,603 It's a shame that 5,000 miles away wasn't far enough. 576 00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:36,340 What is this about? 577 00:32:36,341 --> 00:32:38,608 Look, I made this better than it had any right to be, 578 00:32:38,609 --> 00:32:40,911 and I did so while dealing with a lot of my own stuff. 579 00:32:40,912 --> 00:32:42,479 Oh, right, your game. 580 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,948 I'm sure that was tough, being funded, promoted, coddled. 581 00:32:44,949 --> 00:32:46,483 I've been alone on this, 582 00:32:46,484 --> 00:32:48,884 working by myself for three years. 583 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:56,293 Do you want to talk about what we're really talking about? 584 00:33:14,145 --> 00:33:17,280 If we had worked on this... 585 00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:19,783 together... 586 00:33:19,784 --> 00:33:21,984 it could have been amazing. 587 00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:31,026 What do you want me to do? 588 00:33:33,231 --> 00:33:34,631 Nothing. 589 00:33:34,632 --> 00:33:36,799 It's too late. 590 00:33:42,073 --> 00:33:46,675 And I, um, got to get back to work, so... 591 00:34:00,491 --> 00:34:03,860 You know, the way things are growing... 592 00:34:03,861 --> 00:34:07,796 you're gonna run out of Post-its pretty soon. 593 00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:14,871 Well, tell Oregon they're not a big enough market 594 00:34:14,872 --> 00:34:17,673 for Digital Subscriber investments. 595 00:34:26,951 --> 00:34:28,952 Let's get started. 596 00:34:28,953 --> 00:34:30,854 Well, first off, let me just say, 597 00:34:30,855 --> 00:34:32,756 on behalf of the Rover brain trust, 598 00:34:32,757 --> 00:34:34,424 it's great to see you again. 599 00:34:34,425 --> 00:34:36,259 We're moving past the beta phase. 600 00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:38,695 We are already underway in three med schools, 601 00:34:38,696 --> 00:34:40,396 with requests for two more. 602 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,534 A little more sobering, though, 603 00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:47,204 is that we've gone through our seed round 604 00:34:47,205 --> 00:34:50,040 just a hair faster than expected, and now... 605 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,541 Now you need more money. 606 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:52,943 Well, yes. 607 00:34:52,944 --> 00:34:55,412 It's either that or we let some people go... 608 00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:56,713 interns, mostly. 609 00:34:56,714 --> 00:34:58,615 But this is still enterprise software, 610 00:34:58,616 --> 00:35:01,218 B2B currently focused only on medical records. 611 00:35:01,219 --> 00:35:03,820 Yes, through binary queries into the data pool, 612 00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:07,124 but we're refining comparisons to make things more versatile. 613 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:09,559 Okay, I'll just cut to the chase here. 614 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,163 I've given you enough funding for a medical database program. 615 00:35:13,164 --> 00:35:16,333 If you want more funding, I will need a bigger idea. 616 00:35:16,334 --> 00:35:18,969 Let's talk again in 24 hours. 617 00:35:18,970 --> 00:35:22,139 Uh, that's a mighty quick turnaround. 618 00:35:23,174 --> 00:35:26,742 Yes. Yes, it is. 619 00:35:33,818 --> 00:35:35,285 Gordon. 620 00:35:35,286 --> 00:35:37,587 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 621 00:35:37,588 --> 00:35:39,022 What's up? 622 00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:41,324 I've got something. 623 00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:43,026 We can still be the door. 624 00:35:43,027 --> 00:35:46,029 Maybe it's not a browser. In fact, it shouldn't be. 625 00:35:46,030 --> 00:35:47,964 We're gonna build a website that is accessible 626 00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:49,332 from any browser. 627 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:52,202 Like a... Like a website of websites, 628 00:35:52,203 --> 00:35:55,305 an index of everything, like a directory. 629 00:35:55,306 --> 00:35:56,606 What, like the Yellow Pages? 630 00:35:56,607 --> 00:35:58,875 Yes, but more than that. 631 00:35:58,876 --> 00:36:00,877 I don't have the full thing yet, but... 632 00:36:00,878 --> 00:36:01,978 Look, Joe. 633 00:36:01,979 --> 00:36:04,648 Joe, let me stop you right there. 634 00:36:04,649 --> 00:36:06,850 I thought you were back on the business, 635 00:36:06,851 --> 00:36:09,619 our business, this business. 636 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,188 When are you gonna wake up? 637 00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:12,122 What? 638 00:36:12,123 --> 00:36:13,990 You're sleepwalking. 639 00:36:13,991 --> 00:36:16,526 I mean, what the hell was that party, Gordon? 640 00:36:16,527 --> 00:36:18,528 I wanted to celebrate our success. 641 00:36:18,529 --> 00:36:20,530 You're trying to convince yourself 642 00:36:20,531 --> 00:36:23,466 that it's okay to stop when every fiber of your being 643 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:25,468 is telling yourself to keep going. 644 00:36:25,469 --> 00:36:28,805 I've been telling you for years that you are a builder. 645 00:36:28,806 --> 00:36:30,006 You need to build. 646 00:36:30,007 --> 00:36:32,209 You know what, Joe? I built this. 647 00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:34,177 I built all of this when you were downstairs 648 00:36:34,178 --> 00:36:36,379 in the basement screwing around with Post-it notes. 649 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:37,847 Did Cameron put you up to this? 650 00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:39,615 I noticed that she stopped by today. 651 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:44,286 Of course she did. 652 00:36:52,697 --> 00:36:55,198 Look, all we're asking is that you put 653 00:36:55,199 --> 00:36:57,267 the game's controls in the manual. 654 00:36:57,268 --> 00:36:58,835 - No. - That's it. 655 00:36:58,836 --> 00:37:01,204 No, the worst thing you can do with a magic trick 656 00:37:01,205 --> 00:37:02,539 is explain how it works. 657 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,574 No matter how much the audience asks, 658 00:37:04,575 --> 00:37:06,209 it's so much more rewarding 659 00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:08,511 if they get to discover it for themselves. 660 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,312 You have to respect the player. 661 00:37:13,684 --> 00:37:14,751 Hey! 662 00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:23,226 So? 663 00:37:25,062 --> 00:37:27,229 It's a trip, huh? 664 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,068 Cameron, what are you doing here? 665 00:37:32,069 --> 00:37:34,271 I told you. I have to promote the game. 666 00:37:34,272 --> 00:37:36,306 No, I mean, what are you doing here? 667 00:37:36,307 --> 00:37:38,533 This shit was all behind us. 668 00:37:38,534 --> 00:37:40,468 The browser? 669 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:41,770 Joe. 670 00:37:41,771 --> 00:37:43,805 You have no idea how hard he's worked 671 00:37:43,806 --> 00:37:47,442 to get back to where he is... how hard I've worked. 672 00:37:47,443 --> 00:37:49,044 And now, all of a sudden, you know, 673 00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:50,946 you feel guilty about no-showing on Loadstar. 674 00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:53,148 You come back into his life and you got him spinning. 675 00:37:53,149 --> 00:37:55,116 - I didn't do anything. - Look, you spent five minutes 676 00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:56,952 with him in the basement, and now he's convinced 677 00:37:56,953 --> 00:37:58,820 that you've handed him fire from the mountaintop. 678 00:37:58,821 --> 00:38:00,956 Look, I'm not saying that you're doing this on purpose, 679 00:38:00,957 --> 00:38:03,124 but every single time that you come back into his life... 680 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,759 I owed him that work. 681 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,761 I owed both of you. 682 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:10,431 You know, yesterday you asked me if you were cruel. 683 00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:18,773 Sorry. We only have the room until 10:00. 684 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:26,980 It was great to see you, Gordon. 685 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,309 Yeah. I mean, isn't that why God created hangovers... 686 00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:48,311 teach teenagers not to drink so much? 687 00:38:48,312 --> 00:38:49,646 Drinking is one thing. 688 00:38:49,647 --> 00:38:51,748 Okay, well, it's better off at home 689 00:38:51,749 --> 00:38:54,217 with one of us than somewhere else, right? 690 00:38:54,218 --> 00:38:56,553 Gordon, it's fine. 691 00:38:56,554 --> 00:38:58,555 She told you she's not going to college yet, 692 00:38:58,556 --> 00:39:00,724 or is she still just torturing me with that one? 693 00:39:00,725 --> 00:39:04,261 It's a positive that our daughter has such a free spirit. 694 00:39:04,262 --> 00:39:06,797 Well, Joanie is certainly resourceful. 695 00:39:06,798 --> 00:39:09,568 You wouldn't believe the variety of household items... 696 00:39:09,569 --> 00:39:10,267 fruit, even... 697 00:39:10,268 --> 00:39:12,936 she's found a way to smoke pot out of. 698 00:39:12,937 --> 00:39:16,073 Well, there's your selling point right there. 699 00:39:16,074 --> 00:39:17,640 She'd love Berkeley. 700 00:39:18,743 --> 00:39:20,343 I'll talk to her. 701 00:39:20,344 --> 00:39:21,777 Thank you. 702 00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:25,949 It was weird to see Cameron the other day, 703 00:39:25,950 --> 00:39:27,984 especially in your sweatpants. 704 00:39:27,985 --> 00:39:29,853 Oh, well, you know, 705 00:39:29,854 --> 00:39:34,091 she's always had a major, major thing for me. 706 00:39:34,092 --> 00:39:35,925 No. 707 00:39:37,296 --> 00:39:39,430 Yeah, well, I liked that you thought 708 00:39:39,431 --> 00:39:41,065 it was even a possibility. 709 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:43,467 You know what she said to me about Mosaic? 710 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,664 She said, "I was surprised it wasn't you." 711 00:39:45,665 --> 00:39:47,083 What is that supposed to mean? 712 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:47,994 I don't know. 713 00:39:47,995 --> 00:39:49,996 Her latest visit's got Joe jumping up and down 714 00:39:49,997 --> 00:39:51,698 - about some new idea. - Of course. 715 00:39:51,699 --> 00:39:53,399 Yeah, I mean, he suddenly thinks 716 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,203 he should index every website in existence. 717 00:39:57,204 --> 00:39:59,172 How would you even do that? 718 00:39:59,173 --> 00:40:02,842 Trust me, he's been meticulously building a list of URLs... 719 00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:05,244 by hand... for the last three years. 720 00:40:05,245 --> 00:40:07,213 That sounds awfully tedious. 721 00:40:07,214 --> 00:40:08,581 Yeah, well, you know. 722 00:40:08,582 --> 00:40:11,117 Joe... dog with a bone. 723 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:13,052 That he is. 724 00:40:13,053 --> 00:40:15,788 And Cameron loves to shit out rainbows 725 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,191 to distract from her asshole behavior. 726 00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:22,528 Wow. 727 00:40:22,529 --> 00:40:25,098 I'm gonna do the salmon. You? 728 00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:27,734 Sounds good. I'll do the same. 729 00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:29,369 Here's to Mosaic... 730 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,838 and the respective death of our competing browsers. 731 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,779 Good news. We nailed it. 732 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:41,781 Magazines. 733 00:40:41,782 --> 00:40:44,117 We use the algorithm to index back catalogs 734 00:40:44,118 --> 00:40:46,552 of major publications one magazine at a time. 735 00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:48,621 Voilà... a trove of text documents 736 00:40:48,622 --> 00:40:50,656 with an unstructured data problem 737 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:52,524 just waiting to be solved. 738 00:40:54,595 --> 00:40:57,630 No, that's not it. 739 00:40:57,631 --> 00:41:01,334 Oh. Uh, we also discussed legal service... 740 00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:04,470 backlogs of briefs and precedents. 741 00:41:04,471 --> 00:41:07,006 - Well, we... - Look, this is all dead data. 742 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,908 What's growing? 743 00:41:08,909 --> 00:41:14,347 What can we apply the algorithm to that's dynamic? 744 00:41:14,348 --> 00:41:16,749 We're in the future business here. 745 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,185 I don't know how we index live data. 746 00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:21,654 Ah, well, then that's unfortunate. 747 00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:24,190 Uh, well, what about the Web? 748 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:27,693 The... The number of websites has grown 500% this year alone. 749 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:30,296 By next year, it could grow exponentially. 750 00:41:30,297 --> 00:41:33,266 At that point, the data pool's theoretically limitless. 751 00:41:33,267 --> 00:41:34,934 We'd have to adjust the algorithm, 752 00:41:34,935 --> 00:41:38,471 but we could endeavor to index the entire Web, 753 00:41:38,472 --> 00:41:40,106 make it searchable. 754 00:41:40,107 --> 00:41:41,974 And how would you index it? 755 00:41:41,975 --> 00:41:43,509 W-With the algorithm. 756 00:41:43,510 --> 00:41:45,178 It'd be fully automated and computerized. 757 00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:47,046 That means it'd be up to date almost instantly 758 00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:49,048 with every new site addition. 759 00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:08,201 That's it. 760 00:42:08,202 --> 00:42:10,703 That's the idea. 761 00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:28,721 Don't tell me the reward for solving Enso puzzle 762 00:42:28,722 --> 00:42:32,123 was getting transported back to the beginning of the game. 763 00:42:36,663 --> 00:42:38,731 I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. 764 00:42:38,732 --> 00:42:40,867 Oh. 765 00:42:40,868 --> 00:42:44,270 So the Enso is a zero, and I've got to start over. 766 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:48,174 Or maybe it means everything. 767 00:42:48,175 --> 00:42:51,210 Now you can approach the path you've taken 768 00:42:51,211 --> 00:42:52,879 in an entirely new way. 769 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,281 Mm. 770 00:42:55,282 --> 00:42:59,352 I'm sorry about the other day. 771 00:42:59,353 --> 00:43:01,921 I was just having trouble 772 00:43:01,922 --> 00:43:05,725 believing that the browser was done, 773 00:43:05,726 --> 00:43:12,965 and I know that that is... over now. 774 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:15,601 I do. 775 00:43:15,602 --> 00:43:18,104 Regardless, I don't want five months 776 00:43:18,105 --> 00:43:21,207 or five years to go by before I hear from you. 777 00:43:22,376 --> 00:43:23,910 So don't disappear again. 778 00:43:23,911 --> 00:43:29,215 I want to... know you in my life. 779 00:43:29,216 --> 00:43:32,618 You already know me, Joe. 780 00:43:37,991 --> 00:43:40,692 I'm not going back to Japan. 781 00:43:45,232 --> 00:43:46,999 Tom left me. 782 00:44:03,919 --> 00:44:05,453 What happened? 783 00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:11,660 He... 784 00:44:11,661 --> 00:44:13,728 met someone else. 785 00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:17,999 Oh, I'm sorry. 786 00:44:20,504 --> 00:44:22,738 Are... Are you... 787 00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:24,040 Divorced? 788 00:44:24,041 --> 00:44:27,676 I was gonna say "okay," but... 789 00:44:27,677 --> 00:44:30,346 Oh. Yes. 790 00:44:31,748 --> 00:44:37,819 Uh... yeah, I-I guess I am. 791 00:44:39,723 --> 00:44:41,023 So, are you divorced? 792 00:44:42,692 --> 00:44:44,226 Uh, almost. 793 00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:46,729 You know, it's a pain in the ass doing it from Japan. 794 00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:49,932 So there's all these forms and trips to the post office 795 00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:53,636 and sending stuff to Texas. 796 00:44:53,637 --> 00:44:58,741 And it all feels like this weird dream... 797 00:45:02,479 --> 00:45:07,416 ...being married and Tokyo... 798 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,250 I'm sorry. 799 00:45:10,987 --> 00:45:12,488 Do you want to hear this? 800 00:45:12,489 --> 00:45:15,857 I want to hear whatever you want to tell me. 801 00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,629 I feel like an idiot. 802 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,798 You're not an idiot. 803 00:45:22,799 --> 00:45:25,234 Impulsive, maybe. 804 00:45:25,235 --> 00:45:26,769 Okay, Joe. 805 00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:30,439 Hey, I'm impulsive, too, so... 806 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,810 Are you, uh... Are you gonna stay in California? 807 00:45:34,811 --> 00:45:37,413 I don't know. 808 00:45:37,414 --> 00:45:39,148 I have to get out of this hotel, though. 809 00:45:39,149 --> 00:45:42,852 The shower sucks, and I really want a bath. 810 00:45:42,853 --> 00:45:45,821 I took a lot of baths in Japan. 811 00:45:45,822 --> 00:45:48,657 I love a good bath. 812 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,961 Yeah. 813 00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:56,098 So, no hints about this game, huh? 814 00:45:57,834 --> 00:46:00,503 No. You got to figure it out yourself. 815 00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:03,305 Oh, but it's so hard. 816 00:46:03,306 --> 00:46:06,809 It is until you figure it out. 817 00:46:06,810 --> 00:46:08,743 And then it isn't. 818 00:46:18,288 --> 00:46:19,955 Who was it? 819 00:46:19,956 --> 00:46:22,124 Who was what? 820 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:25,794 Um, the woman that Tom... 821 00:46:25,795 --> 00:46:27,462 Oh. 822 00:46:30,033 --> 00:46:31,700 Oh, that's, uh... 823 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:38,373 That's the best part. I never even asked. 824 00:46:40,544 --> 00:46:42,244 Talk to me. Tell me something. 825 00:46:43,313 --> 00:46:45,247 Tell you what? 826 00:46:45,248 --> 00:46:47,483 Just... I don't know... anything, life on Earth. 827 00:46:47,484 --> 00:46:48,651 What'd I miss? 828 00:46:48,652 --> 00:46:49,852 Well, what do you want to hear? 829 00:46:49,853 --> 00:46:52,888 - Joe, just talk to me. - Okay. 830 00:46:52,889 --> 00:46:56,258 Uh, did you know that Bill Clinton is the president? 831 00:46:56,259 --> 00:46:59,161 Yeah. They love him in Japan. 832 00:46:59,162 --> 00:47:00,262 All those cheeseburgers. 833 00:47:00,263 --> 00:47:01,830 So, what else? 834 00:47:01,831 --> 00:47:04,833 Um, the Cowboys won the Super Bowl. 835 00:47:04,834 --> 00:47:08,437 Audrey Hepburn died. And so did River Phoenix. 836 00:47:08,438 --> 00:47:12,041 Uh, some crazies tried to blow up the World Trade Center, 837 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:16,612 and, uh... you can be gay in the military, 838 00:47:16,613 --> 00:47:18,113 but nobody can ask you about it, 839 00:47:18,114 --> 00:47:20,015 and you can't tell anybody. 840 00:47:20,016 --> 00:47:23,452 Did you know IBM lost $5 billion? 841 00:47:23,453 --> 00:47:24,887 They check the couch cushions? 842 00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:27,690 You know, Gordon went through 843 00:47:27,691 --> 00:47:30,359 this whole health phase. 844 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,929 He's got a room in his house full of gym stuff. 845 00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:36,532 Like, he's got this NordicTrack 846 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:38,567 and something called a ButtMaster, so... 847 00:47:39,903 --> 00:47:44,106 And, um, this thing happened to me. 848 00:47:44,107 --> 00:47:46,976 I was getting out of my car at a Safeway, 849 00:47:46,977 --> 00:47:50,980 and I saw this woman flailing her arms, just... 850 00:47:50,981 --> 00:47:52,982 A swarm of bees was attacking her, 851 00:47:52,983 --> 00:47:55,718 just stinging her again and again, you know? 852 00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,487 And she fell to the ground. 853 00:47:58,488 --> 00:48:02,224 And out of nowhere, this ice-cream truck 854 00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:04,093 comes screaming through the parking lot, 855 00:48:04,094 --> 00:48:07,830 and it's playing that music from The Sting. 856 00:48:07,831 --> 00:48:10,466 And the guy gets out of the... the truck, 857 00:48:10,467 --> 00:48:12,468 and he's doing CPR and everything. 858 00:48:12,469 --> 00:48:17,473 And the truck is still playing that tinkling piano music, 859 00:48:17,474 --> 00:48:21,744 and it keeps playing it even after the ambulance arrives. 860 00:48:21,745 --> 00:48:23,512 And it's all I could think about for days, 861 00:48:23,513 --> 00:48:28,584 these paramedics 862 00:48:28,585 --> 00:48:31,186 just working on her like crazy while this music played 863 00:48:31,187 --> 00:48:33,856 and how that might be the last thing she ever hears. 864 00:48:38,862 --> 00:48:40,362 Cameron? 865 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,167 Hey, Cam? 866 00:48:56,012 --> 00:48:57,613 I'll just keep talking 867 00:48:57,614 --> 00:48:58,981 'cause I think you're... 868 00:48:58,982 --> 00:49:00,516 I think you're still there. 869 00:49:07,624 --> 00:49:08,857 Are you there? 870 00:49:13,063 --> 00:49:15,731 I'm here. 871 00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:46,067 Hello? 872 00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:50,304 Hello? 873 00:49:50,305 --> 00:49:51,572 Hello? 874 00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:52,707 Oh, hey. 875 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,375 Hey. 876 00:49:54,376 --> 00:49:56,144 I was just making some tea. 877 00:49:56,145 --> 00:49:57,412 Do you want to know 878 00:49:57,413 --> 00:49:59,746 what your Hawaiian name is? 879 00:50:01,417 --> 00:50:02,483 Okay. 880 00:50:02,484 --> 00:50:05,586 It's Kamelonu. 881 00:50:05,587 --> 00:50:07,455 See, there's this whole website where you... 882 00:50:07,456 --> 00:50:09,424 You didn't hang up? 883 00:50:09,425 --> 00:50:13,294 Well, yeah, I had to tell you my Hawaiian name. 884 00:50:13,295 --> 00:50:14,962 What is it? 885 00:50:14,963 --> 00:50:21,135 It's just Joe, but with an I instead of a J. 886 00:50:21,136 --> 00:50:23,237 Eye-oh-ee? 887 00:50:23,238 --> 00:50:25,573 I actually think that's it's "Yo." 888 00:50:25,574 --> 00:50:28,276 Right? 889 00:50:28,277 --> 00:50:30,011 Right. I'm not calling you "Yo." 890 00:50:32,014 --> 00:50:34,782 That is such a Kamelonu thing to say. 891 00:50:39,321 --> 00:50:41,756 San Jose is so weird. 892 00:50:41,757 --> 00:50:44,025 You know it's actually bigger than San Francisco? 893 00:50:44,026 --> 00:50:47,095 I know, but it seems so much smaller, doesn't it? 894 00:50:47,096 --> 00:50:50,298 Oh. I think I see a water park. 895 00:50:50,299 --> 00:50:51,999 I haven't ridden a water slide 896 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,101 since I was twelve. 897 00:50:53,102 --> 00:50:54,635 Isn't that weird? 898 00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:57,205 You might have already been on your last water slide. 899 00:50:57,206 --> 00:51:00,007 No way. I always planned on buying up a water park, 900 00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:03,644 living there alone, riding the flumes by night. 901 00:51:05,547 --> 00:51:07,014 Yeah? 902 00:51:07,015 --> 00:51:08,850 That's what you wanted to do when you grew up? 903 00:51:08,851 --> 00:51:11,018 Honestly, I feel like I've always been a grown up. 904 00:51:11,019 --> 00:51:13,121 Well, I bet you were one of the only babies 905 00:51:13,122 --> 00:51:14,288 with a chiseled jawline. 906 00:51:14,289 --> 00:51:16,824 No, there was one other kid, 907 00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:18,226 but we fought to the death. 908 00:51:26,568 --> 00:51:28,035 What do you think about Rover? 909 00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:34,342 Uh, um, Rover? 910 00:51:34,343 --> 00:51:37,044 Um, they're... smart, 911 00:51:37,045 --> 00:51:38,312 pivot on a dime, 912 00:51:38,313 --> 00:51:39,680 good team dynamics. 913 00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:41,875 Yeah, but doesn't it seem like Elliot and Vera 914 00:51:41,876 --> 00:51:43,343 just want to kill each other sometimes? 915 00:51:43,344 --> 00:51:45,813 That's because they're married. 916 00:51:45,814 --> 00:51:47,815 Huh. 917 00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:49,815 Yeah, that makes sense. 918 00:51:50,852 --> 00:51:51,952 Well... 919 00:51:51,953 --> 00:51:53,387 you should just know that 920 00:51:53,388 --> 00:51:55,189 they're gonna talk major shit about you 921 00:51:55,190 --> 00:51:56,824 on the drive home every night. 922 00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:59,226 About me? 923 00:51:59,227 --> 00:52:01,661 I'm making you lead on Rover. 924 00:52:02,997 --> 00:52:04,631 You pulled them off the slush pile. 925 00:52:04,632 --> 00:52:07,468 You've been doing the work of an associate for months now. 926 00:52:07,469 --> 00:52:08,969 You're ready. 927 00:52:08,970 --> 00:52:11,305 Get them set up in the Incubator today, 928 00:52:11,306 --> 00:52:13,407 and start looking for my new assistant. 929 00:52:13,408 --> 00:52:15,976 Until we find one, you'll be pulling double duty. 930 00:52:15,977 --> 00:52:17,777 Congratulations. 931 00:52:21,249 --> 00:52:24,051 This is typically where members of the human race 932 00:52:24,052 --> 00:52:26,186 express some enthusiasm or... 933 00:52:26,187 --> 00:52:27,387 Thank you. 934 00:52:47,242 --> 00:52:51,911 Bobby, yo, grab it out of the car. 935 00:52:59,254 --> 00:53:01,955 Who's winning today? 936 00:53:05,627 --> 00:53:07,059 Haley Clark. 937 00:53:08,463 --> 00:53:09,863 Young lady, tell me there's a good reason 938 00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:12,232 you're not in second period right now. 939 00:53:17,405 --> 00:53:19,907 So, he's from Philadelphia. 940 00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:21,542 West Philly, yeah. 941 00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:22,943 But his mom is really freaked out 942 00:53:22,944 --> 00:53:24,912 about what happened on the basketball court, 943 00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:26,446 so she packed up his stuff 944 00:53:26,447 --> 00:53:28,315 and... and moved him to Los Angeles, 945 00:53:28,316 --> 00:53:30,317 and he's been living there ever since. 946 00:53:30,318 --> 00:53:32,052 I'm sorry, but was the thing on the basketball court 947 00:53:32,053 --> 00:53:33,420 really that big a deal? 948 00:53:33,421 --> 00:53:35,155 I mean, to send your kid away forever? 949 00:53:35,156 --> 00:53:36,957 I think it involved gangs. 950 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:38,625 - Oh. - Yeah. 951 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,061 - And he's not actually royalty. - No. 952 00:53:41,062 --> 00:53:44,631 "Fresh Prince" refers to his street cred. 953 00:53:44,632 --> 00:53:47,801 TV in Japan is weird. 954 00:53:47,802 --> 00:53:51,638 There's all these, like, um, game shows 955 00:53:51,639 --> 00:53:54,675 where they make you do insane things 956 00:53:54,676 --> 00:53:57,911 like, um... like dress up like a giant banana, 957 00:53:57,912 --> 00:53:59,479 and then they drop you into a zoo 958 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,248 with a bunch of chimps that haven't eaten in a week. 959 00:54:01,249 --> 00:54:04,017 And you're terrified, screaming, running around, 960 00:54:04,018 --> 00:54:07,421 but then there is this studio audience there 961 00:54:07,422 --> 00:54:09,022 who's watching and laughing at you. 962 00:54:09,023 --> 00:54:11,158 That sounds horrible. 963 00:54:11,159 --> 00:54:13,527 You know, I was on TV once. 964 00:54:13,528 --> 00:54:15,262 Mm? For IBM? 965 00:54:15,263 --> 00:54:16,663 Uh, no. 966 00:54:16,664 --> 00:54:18,966 I was 11... uh, Thanksgiving Day parade. 967 00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:20,867 I was a pilgrim, this other kid was wearing 968 00:54:20,868 --> 00:54:23,503 his mom's brown tights and construction-paper feathers, 969 00:54:23,504 --> 00:54:26,039 and we chased each other around a float and almost fell off. 970 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,442 Hey, can you just... Like, one second, one second. 971 00:54:30,044 --> 00:54:31,478 Hello? 972 00:54:31,479 --> 00:54:32,879 - Hello? - Hey. 973 00:54:34,148 --> 00:54:36,850 I was on TV when I was a kid. 974 00:54:36,851 --> 00:54:39,486 "Good Morning Dallas." 975 00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:41,188 Troubled-youth exposé? 976 00:54:41,189 --> 00:54:42,522 No. 977 00:54:42,523 --> 00:54:46,493 I won a beauty contest. 978 00:54:46,494 --> 00:54:48,829 You... 979 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,898 You what? 980 00:54:51,899 --> 00:54:55,135 Yeah. 981 00:54:55,136 --> 00:54:57,404 Little Miss Flawless, 1970. 982 00:54:57,405 --> 00:54:59,840 My mom, um, signed me up for a pageant 983 00:54:59,841 --> 00:55:02,042 after my dad died. 984 00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:04,978 I think she thought it would distract me 985 00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:08,081 or, uh, we'd bond or something. 986 00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:10,751 And you won. 987 00:55:10,752 --> 00:55:13,153 That time? No. No, I lost. 988 00:55:13,154 --> 00:55:16,223 But she kept signing me up. 989 00:55:16,224 --> 00:55:21,193 I told her I hated it, but she... didn't listen. 990 00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:24,031 That bad, huh? 991 00:55:24,032 --> 00:55:26,600 What, a bunch of 8-year-olds whitening their teeth 992 00:55:26,601 --> 00:55:27,934 and getting ranked on their looks? 993 00:55:27,935 --> 00:55:29,036 Yeah, it was that bad. 994 00:55:29,037 --> 00:55:30,337 So, you whitened your teeth. 995 00:55:30,338 --> 00:55:31,538 Oh, my God. 996 00:55:31,539 --> 00:55:33,607 She had a whole box of tricks. 997 00:55:33,608 --> 00:55:37,077 Spray adhesive to... to keep your bathing suit in place, 998 00:55:37,078 --> 00:55:38,879 uh... 999 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,348 Oh. Hemorrhoid cream. 1000 00:55:41,349 --> 00:55:43,050 - Hemorrhoid cream? - Yeah. 1001 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:46,887 Yeah, 'cause I'd, um, cry a lot? Before the competitions? 1002 00:55:46,888 --> 00:55:48,422 I didn't want to be there. 1003 00:55:48,423 --> 00:55:51,458 I just wanted to go home, and so I'd cry and cry. 1004 00:55:51,459 --> 00:55:53,760 And that puffs you up pretty bad. 1005 00:55:53,761 --> 00:55:55,395 So my mom found out that 1006 00:55:55,396 --> 00:55:57,931 if you put hemorrhoid cream all around my eyes, 1007 00:55:57,932 --> 00:55:59,466 it took the puffiness away. 1008 00:55:59,467 --> 00:56:03,203 So I could be normal again and march out onstage 1009 00:56:03,204 --> 00:56:05,205 and do the Pretty Feet Pose. 1010 00:56:05,206 --> 00:56:07,607 One foot forward, one foot back, 1011 00:56:07,608 --> 00:56:09,276 hand underneath the rib cage, 1012 00:56:09,277 --> 00:56:12,212 big, stupid smile on my face. 1013 00:56:12,213 --> 00:56:17,384 And... I'd lose. 1014 00:56:17,385 --> 00:56:18,652 Until you won. 1015 00:56:18,653 --> 00:56:20,153 Yeah. 1016 00:56:20,154 --> 00:56:22,756 Little Miss Flawless, 1970. 1017 00:56:22,757 --> 00:56:25,392 Got all those flaws taken care of. 1018 00:56:27,395 --> 00:56:28,794 One sec. 1019 00:56:33,301 --> 00:56:34,768 - Ms. Howe? - Hmm? 1020 00:56:34,769 --> 00:56:37,804 A Gavin Greene from Atari is trying to reach you. 1021 00:56:37,805 --> 00:56:39,438 Thank you. 1022 00:56:47,081 --> 00:56:52,484 So, is there, like, a Fresh Princess of Bel Air? 1023 00:56:56,124 --> 00:56:57,924 Is it dumb to get suspended for skipping school? 1024 00:56:57,925 --> 00:56:59,192 It is, okay? 1025 00:56:59,193 --> 00:57:00,660 But we're not here to debate that. 1026 00:57:00,661 --> 00:57:02,329 Okay? Look, I know what it's like 1027 00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:04,865 to have an older sibling who requires a lot of attention. 1028 00:57:04,866 --> 00:57:07,100 Okay, your Uncle Henry? Total bonehead. 1029 00:57:07,101 --> 00:57:08,468 Always getting into major trouble. 1030 00:57:08,469 --> 00:57:10,837 And... And so, I kind of flew under the radar. 1031 00:57:16,944 --> 00:57:18,378 Look, Haley... 1032 00:57:18,379 --> 00:57:20,447 ...if you want to blow off some steam, fine, 1033 00:57:20,448 --> 00:57:22,182 just don't be dumb about it. 1034 00:57:22,183 --> 00:57:23,817 You know, this isn't you. 1035 00:57:23,818 --> 00:57:26,153 You're... You're... You're... You're smart, you know? 1036 00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:29,122 You're... You're our rock, you know... 1037 00:57:29,123 --> 00:57:31,158 Oh, honey, Bug? 1038 00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:32,392 No. I'm sorry. 1039 00:57:32,393 --> 00:57:33,527 - Look... - I don't... 1040 00:57:33,528 --> 00:57:35,128 No, I'm sorry. Look, it... 1041 00:57:35,129 --> 00:57:36,530 Look, it's... it's not even that big of a deal. 1042 00:57:36,531 --> 00:57:37,998 I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm not even mad. 1043 00:57:37,999 --> 00:57:39,166 It's... 1044 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:41,034 Oh, sweetie, did... 1045 00:57:41,035 --> 00:57:43,303 Shep, I'm... I'm kind of busy here. 1046 00:57:43,304 --> 00:57:44,538 Ah, hey there, kiddo! 1047 00:57:44,539 --> 00:57:45,972 Okay, look, did I upset you? 1048 00:57:45,973 --> 00:57:47,174 Is it something that I said or... 1049 00:57:47,175 --> 00:57:48,842 No, I'm... 1050 00:57:48,843 --> 00:57:50,710 - Oh, honey... - Kind of need you inside, Gordon. 1051 00:57:50,711 --> 00:57:52,746 - Shep, what do you need? - Kinda need you inside. 1052 00:57:52,747 --> 00:57:54,981 Okay, well, I'll be there in a few minutes, all right? 1053 00:57:54,982 --> 00:57:56,716 Okay, sure. 1054 00:57:56,717 --> 00:57:58,084 - Oh, Bug. - And we're on it. 1055 00:57:58,085 --> 00:58:00,587 - No. - Probably going to be fine. 1056 00:58:06,174 --> 00:58:08,476 Busy signals for users trying to log on, 1057 00:58:08,477 --> 00:58:09,544 the customer-service calls spiking. 1058 00:58:09,545 --> 00:58:11,045 Uh, throughput's at a crawl. 1059 00:58:11,046 --> 00:58:13,381 We're not talking Chernobyl-style meltdown yet, 1060 00:58:13,382 --> 00:58:15,350 - but we're in Three Mile Island territory for suresies. - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1061 00:58:15,351 --> 00:58:16,918 All because of the flat-fee model? 1062 00:58:16,919 --> 00:58:18,086 I mean, are people really spending 1063 00:58:18,087 --> 00:58:19,220 that much more time online? 1064 00:58:19,221 --> 00:58:20,521 A lot of people just leave 1065 00:58:20,522 --> 00:58:22,056 their computers logged on all day now. 1066 00:58:22,057 --> 00:58:24,659 Hey, Bug, do you mind waiting in my office for me? 1067 00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,060 We got three dozen users 1068 00:58:26,061 --> 00:58:28,529 who've been on for more than twenty-four hours. 1069 00:58:28,530 --> 00:58:30,365 So kick 'em off. 1070 00:58:30,366 --> 00:58:32,600 We'd have to write new code to do that 1071 00:58:32,601 --> 00:58:34,569 and then get everyone to download a software patch. 1072 00:58:34,570 --> 00:58:37,338 Yeah. We need more capacity from MCI. 1073 00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,340 Get me, uh... Get me Jon Volpi on the phone. 1074 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,676 Uh, tried. Can't reach him. 1075 00:58:41,677 --> 00:58:43,678 All right, well, get me Alan or Dave 1076 00:58:43,679 --> 00:58:45,413 or that Bobby Sobrato guy. 1077 00:58:45,414 --> 00:58:46,748 Uh, w-we tried them, too. 1078 00:58:46,749 --> 00:58:49,083 We can't get ahold of anybody at MCI. 1079 00:58:51,086 --> 00:58:52,420 Where's Joe? 1080 00:58:52,421 --> 00:58:54,756 Uh, he never came in. We tried him, too. 1081 00:58:54,757 --> 00:58:56,587 It just keeps going to voicemail. 1082 00:58:56,588 --> 00:58:57,525 Look, just... 1083 00:58:57,526 --> 00:58:59,293 Shep, we need to fix it fast, okay? 1084 00:58:59,294 --> 00:59:00,862 AOL is breathing down our butts, you know. 1085 00:59:00,863 --> 00:59:02,964 And if we don't give our customers what they need, 1086 00:59:02,965 --> 00:59:05,233 they're gonna go somewhere else. 1087 00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:27,288 Do you know how to work Excel? 1088 00:59:27,289 --> 00:59:29,757 Yeah. 1089 00:59:29,758 --> 00:59:31,826 Well... 1090 00:59:31,827 --> 00:59:33,793 can you put these in a spreadsheet for me? 1091 00:59:35,831 --> 00:59:39,801 It's really important. 1092 00:59:42,938 --> 00:59:44,272 Okay. 1093 00:59:44,273 --> 00:59:45,640 There's some quarters in the top drawer 1094 00:59:45,641 --> 00:59:47,108 if you need anything from the vending machine. 1095 00:59:47,109 --> 00:59:49,243 Okay? I'll be right back. 1096 01:00:00,622 --> 01:00:02,590 It just doesn't sound like Haley. 1097 01:00:02,591 --> 01:00:04,926 I was sure the school got her mixed up with Joanie. 1098 01:00:04,927 --> 01:00:06,828 Yeah, no, I know. 1099 01:00:06,829 --> 01:00:09,997 I'm telling you, Donna, I don't know what's going on. 1100 01:00:09,998 --> 01:00:12,166 She's never been the crying type. 1101 01:00:12,167 --> 01:00:13,935 Yeah, I mean, it was that... 1102 01:00:13,936 --> 01:00:15,770 that... that really intense crying. 1103 01:00:15,771 --> 01:00:18,005 Where you try and hold it in, but you can't, 1104 01:00:18,006 --> 01:00:21,074 and, you know, then you just start going into convulsions. 1105 01:00:22,044 --> 01:00:24,479 Ah, maybe she's just on her period. 1106 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,848 No, Donna, this isn't menstrual crying. 1107 01:00:26,849 --> 01:00:28,816 Trust me. I know menstrual crying. 1108 01:00:28,817 --> 01:00:31,486 Yeah. You know menstrual crying. 1109 01:00:31,487 --> 01:00:33,853 Look, do you want me to talk to her? 1110 01:00:35,891 --> 01:00:38,392 No. 1111 01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:41,496 No, I'll... I'll handle it. 1112 01:00:41,497 --> 01:00:44,398 Okay, well, good luck. 1113 01:00:49,404 --> 01:00:52,039 Saturday afternoon, nothing but ocean. 1114 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,209 Oh, Donna, it was Goddamn beautiful. 1115 01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:56,711 So, I took my little disco nap 1116 01:00:56,712 --> 01:00:58,579 - and I had a dream... - Ah. 1117 01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:01,849 ...that I was this... I was this big, fat... 1118 01:01:01,850 --> 01:01:06,387 ...bald baby just sloshin' around a manatee's tummy, 1119 01:01:06,388 --> 01:01:08,322 just, "Whoosh, fworsh." 1120 01:01:08,323 --> 01:01:10,024 But when I come to... 1121 01:01:10,025 --> 01:01:13,261 ...by God, the boat is pitchin' and it's yawin' 1122 01:01:13,262 --> 01:01:15,563 and it's rollin' like a drunk donkey. 1123 01:01:15,564 --> 01:01:17,665 Just a freak storm out of nowhere, 1124 01:01:17,666 --> 01:01:20,401 just a wall of black blocking my path back to the coast. 1125 01:01:20,402 --> 01:01:21,736 I'm lost. 1126 01:01:21,737 --> 01:01:23,204 And I'm thinking, "Turn out the lights. 1127 01:01:23,205 --> 01:01:25,873 The party's over." Then I started to panic. 1128 01:01:25,874 --> 01:01:27,842 Then I started to S.O.S. like an S.O.B., 1129 01:01:27,843 --> 01:01:30,878 and that's when these two eggheads just come cruising up. 1130 01:01:30,879 --> 01:01:33,247 Unbelievable. 1131 01:01:33,248 --> 01:01:38,219 See, these two have a custom GPS receiver on their boat. 1132 01:01:38,220 --> 01:01:40,721 That's the Global Positioning System. 1133 01:01:40,722 --> 01:01:42,290 That is right, Donna, yeah. 1134 01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:46,527 Turns out Fred and Bill are engineers. 1135 01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:48,863 They made AMD a lot of money 1136 01:01:48,864 --> 01:01:51,299 by making real expensive stuff real cheap. 1137 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:52,800 Not a bad skill set. Right. 1138 01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:55,536 So we had a few beers, and we get to talking. 1139 01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:58,039 And what we thought was, why not take their idea 1140 01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,640 and scale it up? 1141 01:01:59,641 --> 01:02:02,575 Make something a guy like me can buy off the rack? 1142 01:02:03,912 --> 01:02:06,080 Uh, doesn't Garmin already do that? 1143 01:02:06,081 --> 01:02:07,582 Mm, yeah, but them and Magellan 1144 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,050 got a stranglehold on the market, 1145 01:02:09,051 --> 01:02:11,552 and, Donna, they charge up the wazoo. 1146 01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:13,821 We're talking about disrupting the price point, 1147 01:02:13,822 --> 01:02:16,824 bringing the costs way down. 1148 01:02:16,825 --> 01:02:18,826 It's interesting. 1149 01:02:18,827 --> 01:02:21,996 And, hey, I... what a fascinating technology. 1150 01:02:21,997 --> 01:02:23,497 Mm-hmm. It is, yeah. 1151 01:02:23,498 --> 01:02:24,899 I'll look into it. 1152 01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:26,167 - Fred... - Yes. 1153 01:02:26,168 --> 01:02:27,268 - ...Bill... - Mm-hmm. 1154 01:02:27,269 --> 01:02:28,436 ...nice meeting you. 1155 01:02:28,437 --> 01:02:29,470 - Nice meeting you. - Pleasure. 1156 01:02:29,471 --> 01:02:30,972 - Yeah. - Thank you. 1157 01:02:30,973 --> 01:02:32,506 - Oh, uh, yeah. - Thank you very much. 1158 01:02:32,507 --> 01:02:34,284 Thanks, guys. Great. I'll see you in the lobby. 1159 01:02:34,285 --> 01:02:35,419 - Okay. - Beautiful. Okay. 1160 01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:36,720 All right. 1161 01:02:36,721 --> 01:02:37,855 Yeah, we'll see you back there. 1162 01:02:37,856 --> 01:02:38,689 - Yeah. - All right. 1163 01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:41,091 - Cool. - Well... 1164 01:02:43,027 --> 01:02:45,729 ...all right. 1165 01:02:45,730 --> 01:02:47,097 Well, give it to me straight. 1166 01:02:47,098 --> 01:02:50,234 I got to manage my expectations here. 1167 01:02:50,235 --> 01:02:54,837 Well, um, it's intriguing. 1168 01:02:56,107 --> 01:02:58,041 Mm. 1169 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:00,110 What are you looking for out of this, Bos? 1170 01:03:00,111 --> 01:03:02,980 I mean, do you really want to be the exec at a startup? 1171 01:03:02,981 --> 01:03:06,483 I-I'm just looking for a finder's fee, you know? 1172 01:03:06,484 --> 01:03:09,386 I like connecting people. And I like these guys. 1173 01:03:09,387 --> 01:03:11,955 And just... I'm the market for this kind of thing. 1174 01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:13,790 You know? 1175 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,159 There's a lot of other salty sailors out there just like me. 1176 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:20,097 Okay. Well, you know, I'll look into it. 1177 01:03:20,098 --> 01:03:22,966 Again, uh, what a technology. 1178 01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:27,271 Well, Th-thanks for having us in. 1179 01:03:27,272 --> 01:03:28,405 Thanks. Nice. 1180 01:03:28,406 --> 01:03:29,473 Yeah. 1181 01:03:29,474 --> 01:03:31,174 Yeah. 1182 01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:36,413 Hey, you, me, and Diane are overdue for a dinner. 1183 01:03:36,414 --> 01:03:37,848 We should do that soon. 1184 01:03:37,849 --> 01:03:39,816 We should. Let's do. 1185 01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:44,121 Let's do. 1186 01:03:45,957 --> 01:03:48,025 Okay. 1187 01:03:48,026 --> 01:03:50,193 Okay, I found it. 1188 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:53,297 David was visited by an exact vision of death: 1189 01:03:53,298 --> 01:03:56,500 a long hole in the ground, no wider than your body, 1190 01:03:56,501 --> 01:04:00,470 down which you are drawn while the white faces above recede. 1191 01:04:00,471 --> 01:04:03,507 You try to reach for them, but your arms are pinned. 1192 01:04:03,508 --> 01:04:06,977 Shovels pour dirt into your face. 1193 01:04:06,978 --> 01:04:10,480 There you will be forever, in an upright position, 1194 01:04:10,481 --> 01:04:12,382 blind and silent, 1195 01:04:12,383 --> 01:04:15,686 and in time no one will remember you, 1196 01:04:15,687 --> 01:04:17,988 and you will never be called. 1197 01:04:17,989 --> 01:04:21,625 As strata of rock shift, your fingers elongate, 1198 01:04:21,626 --> 01:04:23,660 your teeth are distended sideways 1199 01:04:23,661 --> 01:04:25,562 in a great underground grimace 1200 01:04:25,563 --> 01:04:29,066 indistinguishable from a strip of chalk. 1201 01:04:29,067 --> 01:04:34,171 And the earth tumbles on, and the sun expires, 1202 01:04:34,172 --> 01:04:37,407 and unaltering darkness reigns 1203 01:04:37,408 --> 01:04:39,977 where once there were stars. 1204 01:04:39,978 --> 01:04:41,311 Jesus... 1205 01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:43,180 But that's not the end of the story. 1206 01:04:43,181 --> 01:04:45,682 This kid... his grandmother tells him 1207 01:04:45,683 --> 01:04:48,251 to go shoot all the pigeons in the barn. 1208 01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,920 And it makes him think about death, 1209 01:04:49,921 --> 01:04:52,255 and he has this crisis of faith. 1210 01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,257 A-And nobody reassures him. 1211 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:58,161 He is... surrounded by this non-belief. 1212 01:04:58,162 --> 01:05:01,565 It's like a conspiracy, and he's just wising up to it. 1213 01:05:01,566 --> 01:05:03,333 But he still has to shoot all these pigeons. 1214 01:05:03,334 --> 01:05:05,936 And he does, he just shoots the hell out of them. 1215 01:05:05,937 --> 01:05:10,173 And he picks up a dead pigeon, and he stares at it. 1216 01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:12,542 And it's actually gorgeous. 1217 01:05:12,543 --> 01:05:15,178 And he decides right then and there 1218 01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:18,281 that no God who would give so much beauty 1219 01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:20,183 to such a worthless creature 1220 01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:24,054 would fail to let him live forever. 1221 01:05:24,055 --> 01:05:27,924 Like his faith is restored. 1222 01:05:27,925 --> 01:05:29,960 Is that what you believe? 1223 01:05:29,961 --> 01:05:31,628 I just... I don't know. 1224 01:05:31,629 --> 01:05:37,434 I guess I... 1225 01:05:37,435 --> 01:05:41,238 I hope there's something more. 1226 01:05:41,239 --> 01:05:43,440 Huh. 1227 01:05:43,441 --> 01:05:45,609 "Huh" what? 1228 01:05:45,610 --> 01:05:47,611 Just weird. I never thought about you 1229 01:05:47,612 --> 01:05:51,881 as the kind of guy who needed "more." 1230 01:05:53,885 --> 01:05:56,253 All right. 1231 01:05:56,254 --> 01:05:58,722 What do you believe? 1232 01:05:58,723 --> 01:06:02,793 Um, well... 1233 01:06:02,794 --> 01:06:05,562 I saw this shrine in Japan. 1234 01:06:05,563 --> 01:06:08,098 And, uh, the locals tear it down, 1235 01:06:08,099 --> 01:06:10,767 right to the foundation, every 20 years. 1236 01:06:10,768 --> 01:06:14,104 And then they build it right back up again, 1237 01:06:14,105 --> 01:06:16,139 back to its original state. 1238 01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:19,810 And they've been doing this for 1,300 years. 1239 01:06:19,811 --> 01:06:21,445 Nothing in it's original anymore, 1240 01:06:21,446 --> 01:06:26,149 but it still looks identical to the day it went up. 1241 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,451 That's beautiful. 1242 01:06:27,452 --> 01:06:29,119 Well, no. 1243 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,922 I mean, I don't think these people are doing it 1244 01:06:31,923 --> 01:06:33,990 for some spiritual reason. 1245 01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:35,592 I think they're doing it 1246 01:06:35,593 --> 01:06:38,662 because they're holding onto the process of it, you know? 1247 01:06:38,663 --> 01:06:42,632 The doing of it, that that's all that matters. 1248 01:06:42,633 --> 01:06:44,167 That's what I think. 1249 01:06:44,168 --> 01:06:45,969 I don't know. 1250 01:06:45,970 --> 01:06:49,706 I've been trying to find some solace in that lately. 1251 01:06:49,707 --> 01:06:52,609 How's that working out for you? 1252 01:06:52,610 --> 01:06:55,445 Not that great, Joe, 1253 01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:57,047 but thanks for asking. 1254 01:06:57,048 --> 01:06:59,182 Um, I'm sorry. 1255 01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:02,886 That was... That was unfair. 1256 01:07:02,887 --> 01:07:04,955 Yeah, it was. 1257 01:07:04,956 --> 01:07:06,823 Look, I'm forty-five. 1258 01:07:06,824 --> 01:07:09,059 I've got no family. I work in a basement. 1259 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:12,428 People aren't exactly lining up for my spiritual guidance. 1260 01:07:13,965 --> 01:07:15,799 Is that what this is about? 1261 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,334 What? 1262 01:07:17,335 --> 01:07:21,171 Well, you said you didn't have a family. 1263 01:07:21,172 --> 01:07:23,707 You don't want one, do you? 1264 01:07:26,878 --> 01:07:29,179 My dad died last spring. 1265 01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:31,148 Oh, God, Joe. 1266 01:07:31,149 --> 01:07:33,183 I'm sorry. 1267 01:07:33,184 --> 01:07:34,885 Yeah. 1268 01:07:34,886 --> 01:07:39,156 And you know what this is like, but... 1269 01:07:39,157 --> 01:07:42,592 You just start to think about everything. 1270 01:07:42,593 --> 01:07:44,861 And when I was... when I was fifteen, 1271 01:07:44,862 --> 01:07:48,865 I made this vow that I would never have kids. 1272 01:07:48,866 --> 01:07:50,066 All because of him. 1273 01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:53,003 He was just... huge 1274 01:07:53,004 --> 01:07:56,273 and... imposing. 1275 01:07:56,274 --> 01:07:59,209 You know you're huge and imposing, right? 1276 01:07:59,210 --> 01:08:01,444 He made me feel small. 1277 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:03,847 Like I was... 1278 01:08:03,848 --> 01:08:05,415 less than nothing. 1279 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:08,685 And I never wanted to risk doing that to a child. 1280 01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:11,220 Uh... 1281 01:08:13,891 --> 01:08:16,293 And then he died. 1282 01:08:16,294 --> 01:08:22,698 And... And I'm, like, there at his funeral. 1283 01:08:24,035 --> 01:08:29,206 And there's hardly anyone else there. 1284 01:08:29,207 --> 01:08:33,942 And he felt like the small one all of a sudden. 1285 01:08:35,446 --> 01:08:38,315 And that made you want to have a family? 1286 01:08:38,316 --> 01:08:44,154 It made me realize that we are different people... 1287 01:08:44,155 --> 01:08:48,558 and, um... 1288 01:08:48,559 --> 01:08:50,759 maybe I would have been better. 1289 01:09:01,072 --> 01:09:02,906 You ever think about kids? 1290 01:09:02,907 --> 01:09:05,574 Yeah. 1291 01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:15,252 I just, um, sprung it on Tom one day. 1292 01:09:15,253 --> 01:09:16,653 Didn't even really think about it. 1293 01:09:16,654 --> 01:09:22,792 Just "Let's start a family." 1294 01:09:22,793 --> 01:09:24,694 Such a stupid thing to say to someone 1295 01:09:24,695 --> 01:09:27,130 if you're not ready for them to take it seriously. 1296 01:09:27,131 --> 01:09:28,265 And he did. 1297 01:09:28,266 --> 01:09:32,736 Oh, I mean, he lit up. 1298 01:09:32,737 --> 01:09:35,472 I've never seen someone so happy. 1299 01:09:38,809 --> 01:09:42,245 And so we, uh, started trying. 1300 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:46,950 And it didn't work. 1301 01:09:46,951 --> 01:09:51,621 And I was relieved. 1302 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:56,459 I was relieved that Mother Nature made a decision for me 1303 01:09:56,460 --> 01:10:02,499 that I was too spineless to make for myself. 1304 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:05,802 And I realized I was just going through with it 1305 01:10:05,803 --> 01:10:08,538 because I didn't want to disappoint him again. 1306 01:10:12,343 --> 01:10:16,212 Sorry. I shouldn't... have said that. 1307 01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:19,883 You know, 1308 01:10:19,884 --> 01:10:24,287 it is so good to actually talk to you. 1309 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:26,623 Yeah. 1310 01:10:30,728 --> 01:10:34,331 You too. 1311 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:39,868 I think it's gonna take a while 1312 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,562 for me to get used to that. 1313 01:10:41,563 --> 01:10:43,697 I mean, come on. "Aggek"? What is that? 1314 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:46,266 It sounds like a painful hiccup. 1315 01:10:46,267 --> 01:10:48,869 It does kind of remind me of pond scum. 1316 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,271 Oh, God, Trip makes my blood boil, 1317 01:10:51,272 --> 01:10:52,406 even just his name. 1318 01:10:52,407 --> 01:10:53,707 "Trip Kisker." 1319 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,009 Elias does like him, though. 1320 01:10:56,010 --> 01:10:58,045 He's a star. 1321 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,713 Look, if we're gonna position you 1322 01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:01,415 to take over the mantle once I'm gone, 1323 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:05,052 a little diplomacy with the new star pupil won't hurt. 1324 01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:10,757 So, how was it? 1325 01:11:10,758 --> 01:11:12,091 Be honest. 1326 01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:18,031 Oh, well it's a promising arena. 1327 01:11:18,032 --> 01:11:20,300 But I think they're too late. 1328 01:11:20,301 --> 01:11:22,870 There's a lot of muscle in GPS already, 1329 01:11:22,871 --> 01:11:26,540 and retail is tricky. 1330 01:11:26,541 --> 01:11:27,975 But I can do some more digging, 1331 01:11:27,976 --> 01:11:29,810 maybe order up an analysis. 1332 01:11:29,811 --> 01:11:31,211 No. 1333 01:11:31,212 --> 01:11:34,114 I think John could care less about GPS. 1334 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:37,618 He's just restless and looking for something to do. 1335 01:11:37,619 --> 01:11:40,287 "Aggek." 1336 01:11:40,288 --> 01:11:43,590 It's the cry you hear when you step on a tiny lizard. 1337 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:46,927 Hey, we can still talk trash about Trip 1338 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,729 behind his back, right? 1339 01:11:48,730 --> 01:11:51,064 - Let's circle back on that later. - Oh, really? 1340 01:11:51,065 --> 01:11:53,567 I think now's the perfect time to drill down on it. 1341 01:11:53,568 --> 01:11:55,235 I always prefer to drill down 1342 01:11:55,236 --> 01:11:58,172 after I'm circling back. 1343 01:11:58,173 --> 01:12:00,473 Curtis. 1344 01:12:01,843 --> 01:12:05,312 Yeah, well, I'm pulling software guys to handle support calls. 1345 01:12:05,313 --> 01:12:07,681 And we've already had some cancellations. 1346 01:12:07,682 --> 01:12:09,516 Well, call me back when you do have an answer. 1347 01:12:09,517 --> 01:12:10,851 Okay, please tell me 1348 01:12:10,852 --> 01:12:12,186 you've talked to somebody from MCI. 1349 01:12:12,187 --> 01:12:14,021 Yeah, we did. I just did. 1350 01:12:14,022 --> 01:12:15,923 Uh, Barry Schnellham? Schnell-ham. 1351 01:12:15,924 --> 01:12:18,759 Okay. Well, who the hell is Barry Shhhnellham? 1352 01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,328 Uh, Barry Schnellham is... 1353 01:12:21,329 --> 01:12:24,730 Interim manager of enterprise solution outreach. 1354 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,701 They're gonna wait out the clock 1355 01:12:27,702 --> 01:12:29,036 and then squeeze us until we cave 1356 01:12:29,037 --> 01:12:31,338 on a huge rate hike for more pipe! 1357 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:36,710 What...? 1358 01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:40,180 Oh, it looks like customer service... 1359 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,316 ...just face-planted again. 1360 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,151 Barry Shhhnellham? 1361 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,619 Barry Schnellham? Listen to me, Shep. 1362 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,120 You get on the phone right now 1363 01:12:47,121 --> 01:12:48,689 and you tell Barry Schnellham 1364 01:12:48,690 --> 01:12:50,457 if I don't have Jon Volpi on the line 1365 01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,725 in the next five minutes, 1366 01:12:51,726 --> 01:12:53,493 I'm personally gonna drive down to MCI 1367 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:56,296 and put my Goddamn face through his Goddamn fist! 1368 01:13:02,704 --> 01:13:04,171 How is he? 1369 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,340 He's great. CalNect is really successful. 1370 01:13:06,341 --> 01:13:09,676 - The ISP sector is growing like crazy. - No, no, no, no, no. 1371 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:11,645 How is he? 1372 01:13:11,646 --> 01:13:12,679 Oh. 1373 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,648 Uh, I think he's fine. 1374 01:13:14,649 --> 01:13:18,051 He doesn't talk about it much. 1375 01:13:18,052 --> 01:13:20,187 It must be so scary. 1376 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:23,257 I mean, h-he's, uh... he's really, really happy. 1377 01:13:23,258 --> 01:13:24,558 Or at least he was. 1378 01:13:24,559 --> 01:13:26,593 Until I told him about my new web idea. 1379 01:13:26,594 --> 01:13:27,861 Which is? 1380 01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:29,396 So, imagine, 1381 01:13:29,397 --> 01:13:32,099 like, um, a website of websites, 1382 01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:35,669 uh, a curated index that takes you wherever you want to go. 1383 01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:37,004 Like the yellow pages? 1384 01:13:37,005 --> 01:13:39,106 No, it's... it's so much more than that. 1385 01:13:39,107 --> 01:13:41,375 It's like a... It's a portal... 1386 01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:44,716 - Wait. Wait. One second, one second. - ...is what - I'm thinking about... - Okay. 1387 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:50,917 - Cameron, hey. - Hi. 1388 01:13:50,918 --> 01:13:52,853 Uh, your phone's been tied up all day. 1389 01:13:52,854 --> 01:13:54,721 Yeah, sorry. 1390 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:56,890 Um, you have a sec? 1391 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:59,860 We need to talk. 1392 01:13:59,861 --> 01:14:02,562 Nobody at Atari wants to push forward 1393 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:05,565 on a product that isn't perfectly calibrated. 1394 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:09,303 So we've decided to push back for a time. 1395 01:14:09,304 --> 01:14:10,937 How much time? 1396 01:14:10,938 --> 01:14:13,040 Indefinitely. 1397 01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:16,443 Also, we're gonna, uh, need a quote... 1398 01:14:16,444 --> 01:14:17,811 tonight. 1399 01:14:17,812 --> 01:14:19,813 Yeah, uh, I'll, uh... 1400 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,784 [Thud through telephone 1401 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:34,628 Hey, Cameron. 1402 01:14:42,170 --> 01:14:44,438 Hey. 1403 01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:48,909 Um... they're, uh... 1404 01:14:48,910 --> 01:14:51,978 They're gonna delay my game. 1405 01:14:51,979 --> 01:14:55,315 Like, um... 1406 01:14:55,316 --> 01:14:56,583 indefinitely. 1407 01:14:58,686 --> 01:15:02,956 Uh, they need some press-release quote from me, 1408 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:05,258 so I... I should probably go. 1409 01:15:05,259 --> 01:15:07,127 I can write it. 1410 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:11,131 Let me help you. 1411 01:15:12,533 --> 01:15:14,031 Yeah, well, we can to talk about it more. 1412 01:15:14,032 --> 01:15:16,028 - So then Judy barges in room, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1413 01:15:16,029 --> 01:15:17,604 Completely unexpected. 1414 01:15:17,605 --> 01:15:19,840 Knocks over the glass and completely ruins my rug. 1415 01:15:19,841 --> 01:15:20,874 Ohh. 1416 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,042 Like that. 1417 01:15:22,043 --> 01:15:23,276 Exactly... exactly like that. 1418 01:15:26,381 --> 01:15:28,382 Okay, time to address 1419 01:15:28,383 --> 01:15:30,650 the over-educated elephant in the room. 1420 01:15:32,453 --> 01:15:34,654 A formal welcome to our new general partner... 1421 01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:36,790 Colton Marshall Kisker III. 1422 01:15:38,025 --> 01:15:39,359 We were certainly lucky 1423 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,695 to nab you from Sequoia last year. 1424 01:15:41,696 --> 01:15:45,165 And the JoyRide IPO... 22x. 1425 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,299 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1426 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:48,601 Cheers. 1427 01:15:50,071 --> 01:15:51,538 Mm. 1428 01:15:51,539 --> 01:15:52,973 I've got a lot to say, 1429 01:15:52,974 --> 01:15:54,207 but I don't want to ruin good champagne 1430 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:55,534 with bad rambling, so... 1431 01:15:55,535 --> 01:15:57,077 Great. 1432 01:15:57,078 --> 01:15:58,602 I'm honored. 1433 01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:02,407 I'm humbled. 1434 01:16:02,408 --> 01:16:04,142 And I'm ready. 1435 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,877 I am. 1436 01:16:05,878 --> 01:16:09,247 I'm ready to really drill down on monetizing my portfolio 1437 01:16:09,248 --> 01:16:13,151 while simultaneously cultivating new and promising ventures 1438 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,087 that provide big exits, 1439 01:16:15,088 --> 01:16:20,325 with LP's clamoring to sign subscription docs. 1440 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,928 So, thank you, one and all. 1441 01:16:22,929 --> 01:16:24,429 Thank you. 1442 01:16:24,430 --> 01:16:26,231 All right, fun's over. Back to business. 1443 01:16:26,232 --> 01:16:28,199 - Yeah. Let's do it. - Come on. 1444 01:16:32,672 --> 01:16:34,739 SparqPlug's Series B term sheet draft 1445 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:36,842 is available for the curious. 1446 01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:39,744 Joyce, can you send around the target for PulseMD? 1447 01:16:39,745 --> 01:16:40,946 Got it. 1448 01:16:40,947 --> 01:16:42,447 And Millennium is a write-down. 1449 01:16:42,448 --> 01:16:44,182 Let's take a knee on the web for now, yes? 1450 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,784 Actually, no. 1451 01:16:45,785 --> 01:16:49,187 Uh, Rover is repurposing their software for a web play. 1452 01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:51,222 They're getting set up in the Incubator now. 1453 01:16:53,426 --> 01:16:55,427 And you're still on point, Donna? 1454 01:16:55,428 --> 01:16:57,195 I made Tanya Reese associate. 1455 01:16:57,196 --> 01:17:00,699 She'll take lead and have an update by end of day. 1456 01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:05,270 Um, just to throw out a quick suggestion... 1457 01:17:05,271 --> 01:17:08,773 Rover has enough runway to rework their core technology 1458 01:17:08,774 --> 01:17:11,743 and index the entire web, make it searchable. 1459 01:17:11,744 --> 01:17:13,578 It's low-risk, high-reward. 1460 01:17:13,579 --> 01:17:16,548 Uh, sorry, I'm... I'm just getting caught up on the particulars, 1461 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:19,284 but seeing as the web is rocky territory, 1462 01:17:19,285 --> 01:17:21,419 is... is jumping back into browsers maybe something... 1463 01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:23,054 Rover isn't developing a browser. 1464 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:25,090 It's indexing the web. 1465 01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:26,925 The whole thing. 1466 01:17:26,926 --> 01:17:30,495 Uh, could... could we circle back for a second 1467 01:17:30,496 --> 01:17:31,963 and drill down on leadership? 1468 01:17:31,964 --> 01:17:34,166 So, Tanya Reese was an assistant of yours 1469 01:17:34,167 --> 01:17:35,667 until today? 1470 01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:37,669 We're all aware of that fact, Trip. 1471 01:17:37,670 --> 01:17:39,104 Absolutely. 1472 01:17:39,105 --> 01:17:41,573 I'm just... just getting up on my skis here, 1473 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:45,143 but, um, does she have a web background 1474 01:17:45,144 --> 01:17:48,513 or any managerial experience specific to this play? 1475 01:17:48,514 --> 01:17:52,484 Tanya sat on my desk for two years. 1476 01:17:52,485 --> 01:17:55,420 She's been involved in numerous deals 1477 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:58,657 and consequential in the success of more than a few. 1478 01:17:58,658 --> 01:18:00,659 Not to mention the fact 1479 01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:03,628 that she pulled Rover off the slush pile to begin with, so... 1480 01:18:03,629 --> 01:18:06,331 Just, um, talking while I'm thinking, 1481 01:18:06,332 --> 01:18:10,769 uh, but since the web is frontierland, 1482 01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:12,037 would it be the worst idea 1483 01:18:12,038 --> 01:18:14,172 to bring in an outside consultant? 1484 01:18:14,173 --> 01:18:15,607 I think Tanya is perfectly capable 1485 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:16,567 of handling the challenge... 1486 01:18:16,568 --> 01:18:18,256 I bet Joey Winchester'd be happy to come in. 1487 01:18:18,257 --> 01:18:20,916 You know who's available is Michael Hottendorf. 1488 01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:23,615 - Cass Reinhardt just exited Sequoia three months ago... - Ooh. 1489 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,450 ...and he would hit this out of the park. 1490 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:26,618 - Cass... - You know what? 1491 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,019 If that's what Rover needs, 1492 01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:30,287 I have the perfect person in mind. 1493 01:18:32,225 --> 01:18:33,858 Let me just, uh, make a phone call, 1494 01:18:33,859 --> 01:18:35,493 and I'll report back. 1495 01:18:36,662 --> 01:18:39,497 Hmm, okay, moving on, 1496 01:18:39,498 --> 01:18:43,321 QwellX's missed its quarter by a bit. 1497 01:18:44,548 --> 01:18:47,017 Livermore Three can take about two percent of our load. 1498 01:18:47,018 --> 01:18:48,279 Oh, that's a drop in the bucket... 1499 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,120 we're getting hit in the face with a fire hose. 1500 01:18:51,289 --> 01:18:53,524 It's like a Greyhound bus station in here, Gordon. 1501 01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:55,092 Hey, Bos, what are you doing here? 1502 01:18:55,093 --> 01:18:56,927 I don't know. I just thought I'd stop by. 1503 01:18:56,928 --> 01:18:59,463 We didn't get much of a chance to catch up on your birthday. 1504 01:19:00,665 --> 01:19:02,266 Hey, step into my office. 1505 01:19:02,267 --> 01:19:04,001 Okay. 1506 01:19:04,002 --> 01:19:06,604 Looks like you could use a break. 1507 01:19:07,839 --> 01:19:10,406 Hey, sweetie, can you give us a sec? 1508 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:16,913 Ma'am. 1509 01:19:18,483 --> 01:19:21,385 Well, pretty, young secretary you got there. 1510 01:19:21,386 --> 01:19:22,653 Yeah. 1511 01:19:24,289 --> 01:19:26,790 I thought the ISP business supposed to be easy-breezy. 1512 01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:28,893 People running around out there like their balls are on fire. 1513 01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:30,394 Well, you know, we're, um, 1514 01:19:30,395 --> 01:19:31,695 we're going through a couple hiccups today. 1515 01:19:31,696 --> 01:19:32,897 Yeah, I remember days like that... 1516 01:19:32,898 --> 01:19:34,999 the old bucket brigade routine. 1517 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,634 By God, it makes you feel alive, though. 1518 01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:37,868 Doesn't it, Gordon? 1519 01:19:37,869 --> 01:19:39,369 Doesn't it? 1520 01:19:41,339 --> 01:19:43,841 Them blue... Them blue men were something, huh? 1521 01:19:43,842 --> 01:19:45,409 - Yeah. - Their drummin'? 1522 01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:47,244 - All their, uh... their blue? - Hey, listen, 1523 01:19:47,245 --> 01:19:50,080 uh, Bos, m-maybe today's not a good time. 1524 01:19:50,081 --> 01:19:51,916 Can we grab a drink in a few days or something? 1525 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:56,420 Yeah, yeah, but... um, hey, uh... 1526 01:19:56,421 --> 01:19:58,322 Gordon, 1527 01:19:58,323 --> 01:20:03,093 I need to, uh... I need to borrow some money. 1528 01:20:03,094 --> 01:20:05,429 Diane and I were looking to invest 1529 01:20:05,430 --> 01:20:07,398 in this housing development. 1530 01:20:07,399 --> 01:20:09,099 She lost interest. And I didn't. 1531 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:11,268 Uh, so I put up my own money, 1532 01:20:11,269 --> 01:20:13,437 uh, without telling her. 1533 01:20:13,438 --> 01:20:16,373 And then I went in whole hog. 1534 01:20:16,374 --> 01:20:20,010 So, you know, I-I put good money after bad 1535 01:20:20,011 --> 01:20:23,013 and bad money after worse, and before you... 1536 01:20:23,014 --> 01:20:24,682 Well, now I'm in the drink. 1537 01:20:24,683 --> 01:20:27,384 First bank note's due in a week. 1538 01:20:27,385 --> 01:20:29,520 All right, well, I mean, why don't you ask Diane? 1539 01:20:29,521 --> 01:20:30,721 I mean, she's your wife. 1540 01:20:30,722 --> 01:20:32,089 W-Well, she's not my wife. 1541 01:20:32,090 --> 01:20:34,425 I'm not a kept man. I got alimony to pay. 1542 01:20:34,426 --> 01:20:36,259 I'm paying down college loans for the kids. 1543 01:20:37,128 --> 01:20:39,028 I... 1544 01:20:41,466 --> 01:20:44,568 I sold my boat to pay this thing down. 1545 01:20:44,569 --> 01:20:47,271 You sold your boat, Bos? 1546 01:20:47,272 --> 01:20:49,974 Well, I mean, how short are you? 1547 01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:52,376 Eighteen thousand... 1548 01:20:52,377 --> 01:20:54,043 for the first payment. 1549 01:20:56,314 --> 01:20:59,149 Bos... 1550 01:20:59,150 --> 01:21:01,085 Well, wh-why are you coming to me? 1551 01:21:01,086 --> 01:21:03,921 Well, now, don't worry, I'm... I'm good for it. I'm good for it. 1552 01:21:03,922 --> 01:21:06,724 No, I got this... this GPS thing that I'm working on. 1553 01:21:06,725 --> 01:21:08,926 And then I got, uh... 1554 01:21:08,927 --> 01:21:12,463 Oh, God, I got so much stuff in the hopper right now, really. 1555 01:21:12,464 --> 01:21:14,598 I mean, I'm... I'm just... I'm just cash-shy, 1556 01:21:14,599 --> 01:21:16,100 just a little cash-shy. 1557 01:21:16,101 --> 01:21:17,935 So I figured you had a... 1558 01:21:17,936 --> 01:21:20,471 You figured that... 1559 01:21:20,472 --> 01:21:22,339 since I hired the Blue Man Group 1560 01:21:22,340 --> 01:21:27,177 that I must have cash just falling out of my pockets? 1561 01:21:27,178 --> 01:21:31,115 Look, Bos, look, I'd give you the money in a heartbeat. 1562 01:21:31,116 --> 01:21:34,184 But you live with Diane, who works with my ex-wife. 1563 01:21:34,185 --> 01:21:37,654 And who has more money than all of us combined, all right? 1564 01:21:37,655 --> 01:21:40,324 I can't get in the middle of that. 1565 01:21:40,325 --> 01:21:41,925 Okay? You're gonna have to ask her. 1566 01:21:43,328 --> 01:21:44,627 I... 1567 01:21:46,931 --> 01:21:48,599 That'd be the end of us. 1568 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:52,169 Things are choppy at home. 1569 01:21:52,170 --> 01:21:54,104 I mean, but Diane's it for me. 1570 01:21:54,105 --> 01:21:55,471 She's got to be. 1571 01:21:58,009 --> 01:22:00,677 Look, Bos, I-I-I got to get back out there right now. 1572 01:22:00,678 --> 01:22:02,512 I can't... 1573 01:22:04,516 --> 01:22:06,082 All right. 1574 01:22:14,025 --> 01:22:16,660 It wasn't all about the money. 1575 01:22:19,297 --> 01:22:21,999 You don't know what it's like being retired. 1576 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,668 Hell, you just turned forty. 1577 01:22:24,669 --> 01:22:27,538 You got a dozen more tricks up your sleeve no matter what. 1578 01:22:27,539 --> 01:22:29,907 I'm sixty-five. 1579 01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:34,511 This can't be my last thing. 1580 01:22:37,382 --> 01:22:40,017 You're gonna have to ask her, Bos. 1581 01:23:26,297 --> 01:23:27,631 Haley! 1582 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,574 Come here. 1583 01:23:37,575 --> 01:23:39,943 Come here. 1584 01:23:51,055 --> 01:23:54,291 Wh-What is this? 1585 01:23:54,292 --> 01:23:56,426 Oh, well, I just took a little break 1586 01:23:56,427 --> 01:23:57,895 to make something. 1587 01:23:57,896 --> 01:24:00,297 And I'll keep checking for broken sites, but... 1588 01:24:00,298 --> 01:24:02,599 No, no, no. It's fine. 1589 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,235 Haley, Th-that drawing is awesome. 1590 01:24:05,236 --> 01:24:07,471 It's because it's Halley's Comet? 1591 01:24:07,472 --> 01:24:10,174 Because I'm Haley? 1592 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:11,440 Is that lame? 1593 01:24:12,644 --> 01:24:15,612 No, Bug, that's... I-it's not lame at all. 1594 01:24:16,848 --> 01:24:20,017 You... You like Richard Pryor? 1595 01:24:20,018 --> 01:24:23,820 Well, yeah, he's the best. 1596 01:24:23,821 --> 01:24:28,625 Haley, I had no idea that you could do all this. 1597 01:24:28,626 --> 01:24:30,527 Well, markup language is pretty easy. 1598 01:24:30,528 --> 01:24:34,998 Not like it's C++ or anything. 1599 01:24:34,999 --> 01:24:38,769 That pony is dressed like a little pink cowboy. 1600 01:24:38,770 --> 01:24:41,538 It's actually a miniature horse. So it's way cooler. 1601 01:24:41,539 --> 01:24:43,006 Ah. 1602 01:24:49,614 --> 01:24:51,548 This is... 1603 01:24:51,549 --> 01:24:53,617 Jon Volpi. On the phone. 1604 01:24:53,618 --> 01:24:54,718 All right, Shep. 1605 01:24:54,719 --> 01:24:55,986 Is rad. 1606 01:24:55,987 --> 01:24:57,554 - "Rad"? - Rad. 1607 01:24:57,555 --> 01:25:00,657 This is... rad, yes. 1608 01:25:03,795 --> 01:25:05,229 You ready? 1609 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:06,496 Yes. Go ahead. 1610 01:25:06,497 --> 01:25:08,165 Okay, okay, okay. 1611 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:10,901 "A game of this scope can't be rushed. 1612 01:25:10,902 --> 01:25:14,171 The Atari team and I have forged a fruitful working relationship 1613 01:25:14,172 --> 01:25:15,505 that will continue to deliver 1614 01:25:15,506 --> 01:25:17,307 the engrossing gaming experience... 1615 01:25:17,308 --> 01:25:20,077 ...our fans demand and deserve. 1616 01:25:20,078 --> 01:25:22,813 I am gratified by Atari's commitment to the title 1617 01:25:22,814 --> 01:25:25,182 and look forward to our ongoing collaboration. 1618 01:25:25,183 --> 01:25:27,251 In addition, I firmly deny 1619 01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:29,987 that I have an urgent desire to scalp Gavin Greene, 1620 01:25:29,988 --> 01:25:33,590 scoop out his brain, and shit in his empty skull. 1621 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:38,562 Yes! 1622 01:25:38,563 --> 01:25:40,097 I think we should send it. 1623 01:25:40,098 --> 01:25:44,735 I mean, minus the, uh... the last part, unfortunately. 1624 01:25:44,736 --> 01:25:48,272 Listen, I know... I know it's hard to swallow this right now, 1625 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:50,674 but you are so good at what you do. 1626 01:25:50,675 --> 01:25:51,842 Joe... 1627 01:25:51,843 --> 01:25:53,277 No, really. 1628 01:25:53,278 --> 01:25:55,412 Don't let that asshole take that away from you. 1629 01:25:55,413 --> 01:25:57,514 He's a parasite. You create. 1630 01:25:57,515 --> 01:25:59,616 You make something out of nothing, 1631 01:25:59,617 --> 01:26:03,252 and I have always been in awe of that. 1632 01:26:05,023 --> 01:26:07,958 And not to ruin the moment, 1633 01:26:07,959 --> 01:26:09,192 but I really, really got to piss. 1634 01:26:09,193 --> 01:26:10,659 Oh, my God, me too. Okay. 1635 01:26:13,264 --> 01:26:15,866 Yes, Jon, we understand that part, okay, 1636 01:26:15,867 --> 01:26:18,026 but our trunk lines are totally clogged over here. 1637 01:26:18,027 --> 01:26:19,859 Now, we had a contract that specifically... 1638 01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:21,255 And we'll uphold that contract... 1639 01:26:21,256 --> 01:26:22,397 but that contract doesn't 1640 01:26:22,398 --> 01:26:24,966 explicitly codify expansion. 1641 01:26:24,967 --> 01:26:28,069 Uh, Jon, Shep Gramaticus, here, VP of Ops. 1642 01:26:28,070 --> 01:26:30,138 Uh, if this is a rate issue, let's talk rates. 1643 01:26:30,139 --> 01:26:31,339 We want to engage. 1644 01:26:31,340 --> 01:26:32,874 It's crowded out there, Shep. 1645 01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:35,543 Only so much bandwidth in the ISP market. 1646 01:26:35,544 --> 01:26:38,146 Can't really say there's pipe just laying around for you. 1647 01:26:38,147 --> 01:26:39,714 Look, we get it. 1648 01:26:39,715 --> 01:26:41,049 - We'll break our rate lock. - No. 1649 01:26:41,050 --> 01:26:43,218 Look, Jon, just level with us, all right? 1650 01:26:43,219 --> 01:26:44,886 What do we got to pay? 1651 01:26:44,887 --> 01:26:47,689 Guys, I'm afraid you're not hearing what I'm saying. 1652 01:26:47,690 --> 01:26:51,226 There is no more pipe. For you. Period. 1653 01:26:51,227 --> 01:26:53,662 And if you gentlemen need anything else, 1654 01:26:53,663 --> 01:26:55,563 Barry Schnellham is your guy. 1655 01:26:55,564 --> 01:26:57,399 Take care, now. 1656 01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:59,234 Are we an ISP with no backbone? 1657 01:26:59,235 --> 01:27:00,936 We're already hemorrhaging customers. 1658 01:27:00,937 --> 01:27:02,504 Be dead before we switch providers. 1659 01:27:02,505 --> 01:27:03,571 Can they do this? 1660 01:27:03,572 --> 01:27:04,739 Why are they freezing us out? 1661 01:27:06,175 --> 01:27:08,743 They're starting their own ISP. 1662 01:27:08,744 --> 01:27:10,178 Oh, my God. 1663 01:27:10,179 --> 01:27:11,346 We need to retain outside counsel. 1664 01:27:11,347 --> 01:27:12,714 They can't do this. 1665 01:27:12,715 --> 01:27:13,949 They're a public utility. 1666 01:27:13,950 --> 01:27:15,617 They cannot pick winners and losers. 1667 01:27:15,618 --> 01:27:16,718 We got to do something. 1668 01:27:16,719 --> 01:27:17,953 What? 1669 01:27:17,954 --> 01:27:19,087 Gordon...? 1670 01:27:20,923 --> 01:27:22,190 Gordon? 1671 01:27:36,072 --> 01:27:38,740 Does this qualify as drinking alone? 1672 01:27:38,741 --> 01:27:41,409 It does. 1673 01:27:46,248 --> 01:27:47,482 Mmm! 1674 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,420 Oh, do you see that? 1675 01:27:52,421 --> 01:27:55,490 What? The moon. 1676 01:27:55,491 --> 01:27:57,357 Look out your window. 1677 01:28:00,629 --> 01:28:02,497 No. 1678 01:28:02,498 --> 01:28:04,299 I think the hill is blocking it. 1679 01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:05,934 Ohh. 1680 01:28:05,935 --> 01:28:10,772 That's too bad. It's so beautiful from here. 1681 01:28:53,649 --> 01:28:55,650 You missed the moon. 1682 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:00,120 Oh, well. 1683 01:29:08,950 --> 01:29:12,587 Southeast Asian today... pineapple, lemongrass, and mint. 1684 01:29:12,588 --> 01:29:14,021 Thank you. 1685 01:29:15,291 --> 01:29:17,693 Tanya, stay a sec. 1686 01:29:17,694 --> 01:29:20,195 I, uh... 1687 01:29:20,196 --> 01:29:23,030 There's been a slight change. 1688 01:29:28,604 --> 01:29:30,118 I kid you not. 1689 01:29:30,119 --> 01:29:32,254 We come up through that little trailer I was telling you about. 1690 01:29:32,255 --> 01:29:35,310 We go through the woods, naked as a jaybird, 1691 01:29:35,311 --> 01:29:36,812 playing a banjo. 1692 01:29:36,813 --> 01:29:38,146 I kid you not! 1693 01:29:38,147 --> 01:29:40,048 It really happened, the son of a... 1694 01:29:40,049 --> 01:29:42,617 Hey there, Tanya. How are you? 1695 01:29:42,618 --> 01:29:45,487 I'm just getting acquainted with these numbnuts here. 1696 01:29:45,488 --> 01:29:47,422 Good to see you, John. 1697 01:29:47,423 --> 01:29:48,757 Should we get started? 1698 01:29:48,758 --> 01:29:50,292 Sure. 1699 01:29:50,293 --> 01:29:53,228 Here's a list of short- to mid-term goals, 1700 01:29:53,229 --> 01:29:55,497 - up for discussion, of course... - Of course. 1701 01:29:55,498 --> 01:29:57,432 ...aiming at a product that we want to deliver 1702 01:29:57,433 --> 01:29:59,935 within the next couple of weeks. 1703 01:30:23,860 --> 01:30:25,927 Here you go. 1704 01:30:36,506 --> 01:30:39,875 So, do you know what you want? 1705 01:30:41,573 --> 01:30:46,374 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.