1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:03,686 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,396 Whoa, easy there, girl. Save some for the rest of us. 3 00:00:09,397 --> 00:00:11,675 I think Taco Jason's is under new management. 4 00:00:11,699 --> 00:00:13,977 There's something different about their tacos. 5 00:00:14,001 --> 00:00:16,485 I think they're skimping on the mayonnaise. Here, try it. 6 00:00:16,509 --> 00:00:20,717 Oh, wait. I know what it is. 7 00:00:20,741 --> 00:00:23,486 It's not fake cheese anymore. I liked the fake cheese. 8 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:25,789 It made the fake beef taste like real beef. 9 00:00:33,153 --> 00:00:35,242 What do you mean you got your driver's license?! 10 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,787 Well, you guys weren't around, so I asked Sue to take me. 11 00:00:37,811 --> 00:00:39,255 - I passed! - Yeah, we saw that. 12 00:00:39,279 --> 00:00:40,489 Brick, that is not okay! 13 00:00:40,513 --> 00:00:42,191 If your parents say no to something, 14 00:00:42,215 --> 00:00:44,393 that doesn't mean you go get your sister to do it! 15 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,162 I really thought you'd be fine with this. 16 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:47,897 I mean, didn't I prove my trustworthiness 17 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:49,799 when I stole back our car from the Glossners? 18 00:00:49,823 --> 00:00:51,100 I'm sorry, but there are steps 19 00:00:51,124 --> 00:00:52,501 to getting your driver's license. 20 00:00:52,525 --> 00:00:53,936 We gotta put you on our insurance, 21 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,005 make sure the car is tuned up, alert the neighbors... 22 00:00:56,029 --> 00:00:58,307 What did you think you were gonna do, Brick, 23 00:00:58,331 --> 00:01:00,576 secretly drive around for the next 75 years 24 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,044 without us noticing? 25 00:01:02,068 --> 00:01:04,146 Sorry, pal. You're grounded. 26 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:05,481 Two weeks. 27 00:01:05,505 --> 00:01:08,084 That means no library, no seeing Cindy after school, 28 00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:10,286 no... I don't know what else you do. 29 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:13,723 Oh, well. At least it gets me out of prom this weekend. 30 00:01:13,747 --> 00:01:15,835 Wait, what? Prom? 31 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:17,526 I thought that was just for juniors and seniors. 32 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:18,861 No, 'cause of budget cuts, 33 00:01:18,885 --> 00:01:21,497 there's only one dance a year now, so everybody gets to go. 34 00:01:21,521 --> 00:01:23,099 Well, you have to go to prom. 35 00:01:23,123 --> 00:01:24,533 I don't care about prom. 36 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:26,602 Well, you should. It's a major life event. 37 00:01:26,626 --> 00:01:28,104 You don't want to miss that. 38 00:01:28,128 --> 00:01:29,639 I mean, prom at the same time 39 00:01:29,663 --> 00:01:31,240 you actually have a girlfriend? 40 00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:33,509 What are the odds of that ever happening again? 41 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:35,678 - But I'm punished. - Well, now you're unpunished. 42 00:01:35,702 --> 00:01:36,912 He has to go to prom, Mike. 43 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:38,748 You're sending very conflicting messages. 44 00:01:38,772 --> 00:01:41,384 What's not to get? You're grounded until Saturday 45 00:01:41,408 --> 00:01:43,486 and then you will go to prom, mister. 46 00:01:47,514 --> 00:01:50,126 I smell like unlimited baked beans 47 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:52,128 and my feet are killing me. 48 00:01:52,152 --> 00:01:54,230 Rough day at the Cattle Prod? 49 00:01:54,254 --> 00:01:57,033 They had a special... four steaks for $8. 50 00:01:57,057 --> 00:01:58,634 I had a party of eight people, 51 00:01:58,658 --> 00:02:01,103 so I ended up carrying a tray with 32 steaks on it. 52 00:02:01,127 --> 00:02:03,873 Well, 29 after I slipped on that puddle of Thousand Island. 53 00:02:03,897 --> 00:02:05,975 Well, allow me to be the first to welcome you 54 00:02:05,999 --> 00:02:07,176 to the world of poorness 55 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,111 and its never-ending string of crappy jobs. 56 00:02:09,135 --> 00:02:11,480 It's just having a job makes you so busy. 57 00:02:11,504 --> 00:02:13,816 I can't do anything I want to do anymore, 58 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,218 like gold-dust facials, or closing my eyes 59 00:02:16,242 --> 00:02:19,188 and ordering things off Amazon just to see what I get. 60 00:02:19,212 --> 00:02:22,525 I mean, I didn't even take Sue out for her 21st birthday. 61 00:02:22,549 --> 00:02:24,927 Oh, don't sweat that. I didn't take her out either. 62 00:02:25,952 --> 00:02:27,830 But you still got her something, right? 63 00:02:27,854 --> 00:02:29,398 No. 64 00:02:29,422 --> 00:02:31,200 Axl, she's your sister. 65 00:02:31,224 --> 00:02:32,868 You have to do something. 66 00:02:32,892 --> 00:02:35,871 It doesn't have to be big, it just has to come from the heart. 67 00:02:41,701 --> 00:02:44,513 So... what's the plan for tomorrow? 68 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:45,548 What do you mean? 69 00:02:45,572 --> 00:02:47,249 For prom! How are you gonna ask Cindy? 70 00:02:47,273 --> 00:02:49,618 Oh. I was gonna say, "Cindy, do you want to go to prom?" 71 00:02:49,642 --> 00:02:51,253 Wrong. 72 00:02:51,277 --> 00:02:53,289 Look, I'm on Facebook all day at work 73 00:02:53,313 --> 00:02:55,858 so I can see what everybody else's kids are doing. 74 00:02:55,882 --> 00:02:58,427 You can't just ask her, you gotta do a promposal. 75 00:02:58,451 --> 00:03:00,496 You know, normally I enjoy a good portmanteau, 76 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,798 but I gotta say, that one just feels a little forced. 77 00:03:02,822 --> 00:03:04,633 No, it's fun! You gotta be creative, 78 00:03:04,657 --> 00:03:06,702 like filling Cindy's locker with something. 79 00:03:06,726 --> 00:03:07,803 Shrimp? 80 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:10,106 I was thinking more like roses. 81 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:13,376 Oh, I saw this one where this guy got all his friends 82 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,678 to lie down on an empty football field 83 00:03:15,702 --> 00:03:17,813 and they spelled out "prom" with their bodies, 84 00:03:17,837 --> 00:03:19,315 and they video'd the whole thing with a drone 85 00:03:19,339 --> 00:03:22,385 and then they showed it on the scoreboard at halftime. 86 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:25,020 I wish I could've just been punished. 87 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:29,392 Lexie's little talk got through to Axl 88 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,994 in a way that, funny enough, mine never do. 89 00:03:32,018 --> 00:03:35,486 And he decided he should do something nice for Sue. 90 00:03:36,456 --> 00:03:38,934 Hey, just so you know, 91 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,170 it's not like I completely forgot your birthday. 92 00:03:41,194 --> 00:03:42,638 I got you a present. 93 00:03:42,662 --> 00:03:45,274 You did?! 94 00:03:45,298 --> 00:03:47,810 Oh... yeah. 95 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,145 Well, I don't have it now. 96 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,414 So I'll give it to you next time I see you. 97 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:56,485 Well, happy birthday to me two months ago. 98 00:04:02,148 --> 00:04:03,526 - Bye. - Bye. 99 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:06,195 - Bye. - Bye. 100 00:04:06,219 --> 00:04:08,531 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 101 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:11,333 Oh, this? Well, you told me I have to do a promposal, 102 00:04:11,357 --> 00:04:13,369 so I'm going as Bernie the Bookmark. 103 00:04:13,393 --> 00:04:15,671 I'm gonna wait till lunch so there's a big crowd, 104 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:20,009 then I'm gonna ask Cindy to "save a place" for me at prom. 105 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:22,678 It'll be a new "chapter" in our relationship. 106 00:04:22,702 --> 00:04:23,746 Pretty good, huh? 107 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:26,849 Brick, a promposal has to be elegant. 108 00:04:26,873 --> 00:04:31,320 Something the girl will remember for the rest of her life. 109 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,615 Cynthia Violet Hornberger, 110 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:03,319 would you do me the honor of accompanying me to prom? 111 00:05:05,044 --> 00:05:06,055 No. 112 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:07,823 Aww. 113 00:05:11,861 --> 00:05:13,238 - Whoa! - Dad, you went too far! 114 00:05:13,262 --> 00:05:14,607 I know, I know. It's... rrgh! 115 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,675 I'm not used to this stupid remote your mom got. 116 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:19,111 The buttons are tiny and there's too many of 'em. 117 00:05:19,135 --> 00:05:22,568 Oh, Axl! Hi! 118 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:25,472 I came home after my class, so now you've seen me... 119 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:26,540 Yeah. 120 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:29,410 You said you were gonna give me my present 121 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:33,047 the next time you see me, and as you can see, here I am. 122 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,848 Oh, right. 123 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:38,719 Right. Well, it's not really so much a thing 124 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:40,621 as it is more of an experience. 125 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:42,623 An experience! 126 00:05:42,647 --> 00:05:45,292 But it's pretty involved, so I'm still working out the details. 127 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:47,394 Details! 128 00:06:03,735 --> 00:06:06,113 Sooo? How'd we do? 129 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,881 Not good. She said "no." 130 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,951 What? 131 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,053 I don't understand, it was such a good idea. 132 00:06:13,077 --> 00:06:14,488 Was it, Mom? Was it? 133 00:06:14,512 --> 00:06:16,590 I mean, is she going with somebody else? 134 00:06:16,614 --> 00:06:18,359 Did she say why? I don't get it. 135 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:19,927 You look so good in that tux. 136 00:06:19,951 --> 00:06:22,529 You can't even tell a dead guy was almost buried in it. 137 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,365 I was going to ask for an explanation, 138 00:06:24,389 --> 00:06:26,633 but after I gave the drummers and the flag girls 139 00:06:26,657 --> 00:06:28,202 their 10 bucks, Cindy was gone. 140 00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:31,171 It's fine, I didn't really want to go to prom anyway. 141 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,640 Ah, dames. 142 00:06:33,664 --> 00:06:35,297 I'm over 'em. 143 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:39,613 No, Brick, you can't give up. You gotta try. 144 00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:40,981 Remember that one time in gym class 145 00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:43,050 you didn't want to climb the rope and I made you do it? 146 00:06:43,074 --> 00:06:44,385 What happened? 147 00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:46,687 My hands slipped and I burned my privates on the way down. 148 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,390 But you got to stay in bed for a week and read. 149 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:51,191 That was a good week. 150 00:06:51,215 --> 00:06:55,496 See? Moms know stuff. Now go get your girl. 151 00:07:03,428 --> 00:07:04,638 Axl. 152 00:07:04,662 --> 00:07:05,973 Hi, Axl. Axl. 153 00:07:05,997 --> 00:07:07,040 Axl. 154 00:07:07,064 --> 00:07:08,475 Hi. Good morning. 155 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:10,677 Okay, so I'm super excited about my birthday experience, 156 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:11,979 but I have a few questions... 157 00:07:12,003 --> 00:07:13,914 What do I need to wear? Are there water elements? 158 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:15,883 Do I need to wear a bathing suit under my clothes? 159 00:07:15,907 --> 00:07:17,251 Are there fluffy animals to pet? 160 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,852 Also, do I need to bring my chigger spray 161 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:20,487 in case we're gonna roll through the grass? 162 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:24,379 Uh... there's still a few things to sort out. 163 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,692 I'm gonna make a few phone calls. 164 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:27,261 But it's definitely happening this Saturday. 165 00:07:27,285 --> 00:07:28,395 Saturday is great. 166 00:07:28,419 --> 00:07:29,830 What time? 9:00? 10:00? 11:00? 12:00? 167 00:07:29,854 --> 00:07:31,031 1:00? - Stop! 168 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:32,399 It's at 1:00? I love 1:00. 169 00:07:32,423 --> 00:07:34,635 Okay, I don't really think I should say much more 170 00:07:34,659 --> 00:07:36,236 'cause I don't want to spoil it. 171 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:38,105 That is a great idea. 172 00:07:38,129 --> 00:07:40,040 I can't believe I have to wait till Saturday. 173 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:42,476 But it's okay. The longer things take, the better they are! 174 00:07:49,507 --> 00:07:51,251 Okay, what's the current status of prom? 175 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:52,820 Because if Cindy doesn't want to go, 176 00:07:52,844 --> 00:07:54,388 my hairdresser has a niece who will. 177 00:07:54,412 --> 00:07:56,256 She's slightly odd, she got kicked by a donkey. 178 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,591 But it won't affect her dancing. 179 00:07:57,615 --> 00:07:59,460 Actually, it's hard to get her to stop dancing. 180 00:07:59,484 --> 00:08:00,828 No need. 181 00:08:00,852 --> 00:08:03,330 After much negotiation, Cindy has agreed to go with me. 182 00:08:03,354 --> 00:08:05,999 Really? That's great! What made her change her mind? 183 00:08:06,023 --> 00:08:08,168 An old pal o' mine named Bernie the Bookmark. 184 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:09,770 Seriously? 185 00:08:09,794 --> 00:08:11,371 Never bet against Bernie. 186 00:08:11,395 --> 00:08:13,106 Okay. Well, this is good. 187 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:15,742 So you'll come over here, take pictures... 188 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:18,545 Oh, you know what you should do? 189 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:20,514 Invite your old social-skills group over 190 00:08:20,538 --> 00:08:22,182 and we'll host a pre-prom party. 191 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:24,351 Oh, that'd be fun! You haven't seen them for a while. 192 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,453 Prom is not just for the cool kids, you know. 193 00:08:26,477 --> 00:08:27,454 It's for everybody. 194 00:08:27,478 --> 00:08:29,323 That statement could not be less true, 195 00:08:29,347 --> 00:08:30,724 but I admire your optimism. 196 00:08:34,519 --> 00:08:35,462 Ohh! 197 00:08:35,486 --> 00:08:36,563 I'm ready! 198 00:08:36,587 --> 00:08:37,965 You're a little late, but that's okay. 199 00:08:37,989 --> 00:08:39,233 What's with the basketball? 200 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,268 Is it part of the birthday extravaganza? 201 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:43,103 Is it a clue? Are we getting ready to bounce? 202 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:46,940 No. No. The ball is just to throw you off. 203 00:08:46,964 --> 00:08:49,009 Is today Saturday? 204 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,111 Very funny, Axl. 205 00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:54,448 Can I just say, I never expected anything like this from you. 206 00:08:54,472 --> 00:08:56,950 This is so much better than any old present. 207 00:08:56,974 --> 00:09:00,020 The fact that you'd want to do this means so much to me. 208 00:09:00,044 --> 00:09:03,957 Okay, I am ready to experience my experience. 209 00:09:03,981 --> 00:09:07,661 Well, I don't want you to guess where we're going, so... 210 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,998 Oh! Ah-ha-ha... ahh! 211 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:12,766 - Yeah. - It's starting! 212 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:14,023 Ha-ha! 213 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,337 - Ahh! - All right. 214 00:09:17,361 --> 00:09:18,839 - Ohh! - Okay. 215 00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:21,074 Okay, I don't even know where we are. 216 00:09:21,098 --> 00:09:22,576 Are we still in the house? 217 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,111 Whoa! 218 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,906 Mike, you're not Frankensteining 219 00:09:30,931 --> 00:09:32,242 the old remote back to life. 220 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,632 - Just call it. - I'm not givin' up, Frankie. 221 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,169 This is the best friend I ever had, I'm not letting it go. 222 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,537 Nice to know where I stand. 223 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:41,039 You're a close third, second if you hold the light still. 224 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,210 Come on, buddy, stay with me. 225 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:46,878 Stay with me. 226 00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:48,914 Okay, I can't say it enough... 227 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:52,351 this is the most wonderful thing you've ever done for me. 228 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,786 It's such an amazing feeling to just let go 229 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,688 and trust in another human being. 230 00:09:56,712 --> 00:09:58,924 And to have that other human being be your brother? 231 00:09:58,948 --> 00:10:01,226 You know, I feel like this has brought us even closer, 232 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,595 if that's even possible. What is this? 233 00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:05,597 Are we at an amusement park? 234 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,299 Tell me this is a giant teacup! 235 00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:09,167 No, that would've been good, though. 236 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,203 Ooh, we're moving again! 237 00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:12,437 This is thrilling! 238 00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:15,374 All right, this next part is gonna be intense, 239 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:19,745 so just have a seat for a moment and catch your breath. 240 00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:22,514 Ooh, okay. 241 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:23,782 Stay. 242 00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:24,883 Okay. 243 00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:27,586 Ooh. Oh, what is this? 244 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,188 Is this for me? Ooh. 245 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,492 Mmm, cookie dough! 246 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:36,361 My third-favorite flavor! How did you know? 247 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,796 Here, Axl, want some? 248 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:44,169 Okay. Axl, don't hog it all. 249 00:10:44,193 --> 00:10:45,671 Oh! 250 00:10:45,695 --> 00:10:47,773 All right, we don't want to wreck your appetite 251 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,241 - for what's next. - Ooh. 252 00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,476 What's next? 253 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,316 Here he is! Are you excited? 254 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,184 Yes. I'm right in the middle of the rising action, 255 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,986 where the protagonist is experiencing great... 256 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:04,656 How 'bout experiencing prom? 257 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:07,626 That's my cue. 258 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,179 Cindy? Wow! 259 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,568 Hello, Mrs. Heck. 260 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,970 My mother says never go to someone's house empty-handed, 261 00:11:18,994 --> 00:11:21,306 so here. 262 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,346 Cindy, you look gorgeous. 263 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,548 I wanted to wear my hat, but my mom said no. 264 00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:30,615 My ears are freezing. 265 00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:33,259 Hm. Here's your flower in a box. 266 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,488 Brick, you have to pin it on her. 267 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:37,989 Oh. Sorry. 268 00:11:58,609 --> 00:11:59,886 Hey, Mrs. Heck. 269 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,588 Hey. 270 00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:02,756 It's Zach. 271 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,926 It is? Oh, wow... hi! 272 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,362 And... And Henry and Scott... is that you? 273 00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:10,130 Wow, you guys have done some growing. 274 00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,965 Come on in. 275 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,737 Hey, Brick, how's it going? 276 00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,772 Hi. Hi. Good to see ya. 277 00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:21,375 Hi, Mrs. Heck. I just wanted to thank you for having us over. 278 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:22,943 - I really appreciate it. - Oh, this? 279 00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,045 Oh, I just wanted y'all to have a place 280 00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,839 where your posse could hang. 281 00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:29,116 Are you hungry? I got some licorice 282 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,084 'cause I know you only eat red food. 283 00:12:31,108 --> 00:12:33,520 You're right. I totally used to do that! 284 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,155 I can't believe you remembered. 285 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,757 No, trust me, I eat everything now. 286 00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,158 All right... 287 00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:39,726 Where are we now? 288 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,584 Smells musty. Are we in a cave? 289 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,434 This feels expensive! 290 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,469 Are we in a fancy hotel lobby? 291 00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,972 I hear people. 292 00:12:51,996 --> 00:12:54,107 Is this a surprise party? Is it a disco theme? 293 00:12:54,131 --> 00:12:56,176 Oh, it's a surprise, all right. 294 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,280 Hey, Zach, I got a tiny saucer of goldfish 295 00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:02,015 and you can eat it right out of the dish. 296 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,483 Oh, my God. 297 00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,285 I don't do that crazy cat stuff anymore. 298 00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:06,420 Oh. 299 00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:08,355 I think we all outgrew our little quirks. 300 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,423 Oh. 301 00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:11,358 Hey, guys, gather 'round! 302 00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:15,429 Did you know bell peppers were four cents a pound in 1932?! 303 00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,967 Sue... 304 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,353 I can think of no better place 305 00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:30,923 for your big birthday extravaganza... 306 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,024 Mm-hmm. 307 00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:34,515 ...than where it all begins and ends... 308 00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:38,998 So that is why, 309 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,500 from the bottom of my heart, 310 00:13:41,524 --> 00:13:42,968 I give you... 311 00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:45,725 ...your room. 312 00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:49,608 Seriously?! You've got nothing?! 313 00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:53,279 You had nothing?! How could you do this to me?! 314 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,281 Why would you lead me on like this?! 315 00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:57,650 On my 21st birthday! 316 00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:00,886 For your 21st birthday, I got you a monogrammed tie clip 317 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,956 and an hour in a flight simulator 318 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,158 and you got nothing! 319 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,193 Okay, okay, okay, I'll take you to the flight simulator! 320 00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:10,262 You just need to loan me some cash and I'll pay you back! 321 00:14:10,286 --> 00:14:13,265 I don't want to go to a flight simulator. 322 00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:15,374 I just want a present! 323 00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:16,452 From! 324 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,686 My! 325 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,021 Brother! 326 00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:20,689 Okay, I'm sorry, 327 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,359 but you have incredibly unrealistic expectations! 328 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,227 I don't know what you like! 329 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,496 That's right, Axl, you don't know what I like! 330 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,832 Because you've never taken the time to find out! 331 00:14:29,856 --> 00:14:31,500 But I know everything you like! 332 00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:34,804 And you want to know why? Because I adore you! 333 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:37,540 I adore you! 334 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,208 When we were little, Mom told me 335 00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:41,076 that I even learned how to walk early 336 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,845 just so I could follow you around! 337 00:14:42,869 --> 00:14:44,380 Okay, look, I'm sorry! 338 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,816 Okay? I'm sorry I was born first! 339 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,785 But I can't do anything about it. It's just the way it is! 340 00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:52,049 Younger kids always look up to their older siblings. 341 00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:55,391 Maybe you just need me in a way that I don't need you? 342 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,828 So that's it?! 343 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,697 It's just a one-way adore street?! 344 00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,899 I'm sorry, I tried! 345 00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,367 I really tried! 346 00:15:05,391 --> 00:15:06,669 You didn't, Axl. 347 00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:09,038 Aside from the ice cream, you didn't. 348 00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:10,773 You really didn't. 349 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,808 Just go. 350 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:32,461 Well, better get going. 351 00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:34,230 Thanks again for having us, Mr. and Mrs. Heck. 352 00:15:34,254 --> 00:15:35,497 It was great seeing you again. 353 00:15:35,521 --> 00:15:37,132 Yeah, very cool of you. 354 00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:38,467 Well, milady. 355 00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:40,636 My dead Aunt Edie's car awaits. 356 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:45,708 Brick, wait. 357 00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:50,145 Just... have a good time. 358 00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:57,575 Bye. 359 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:00,856 I'm worried. And that should tell you something... 360 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,325 that the thing I'm most worried about is not Brick driving. 361 00:16:03,349 --> 00:16:05,494 What are you talking about? 362 00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:06,996 Oh, my God. 363 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,231 I forced him. I forced him to go to prom, 364 00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,567 and now the weird kids aren't weird anymore. 365 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:14,136 He's gonna be out there on his own with no nerd posse 366 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,638 and who knows what's gonna happen? 367 00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:17,373 Should we get in the car and follow him? 368 00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:19,475 Frankie, our son... 369 00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:22,645 ...who has a driver's license, is heading to prom 370 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:25,447 with someone who he can legitimately call his girlfriend. 371 00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:27,950 Did you ever in your life think that was gonna happen? 372 00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:29,251 I think he's doing fine. 373 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,153 But did you see how good Cindy looked? 374 00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:33,389 Somebody at that dance is gonna swoop in there 375 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,457 and snatch her up and Brick'll be too busy 376 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,693 reading the "Maximum Occupancy" sign to notice. 377 00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,061 Is he still doing that? 378 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,196 Oh, yeah. He was doing it last week at Joe's Subs. 379 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,565 If two more people came in, he was gonna make us leave. 380 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,000 Honey, what happened? 381 00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:47,169 Those kids tonight were so normal. 382 00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:49,038 No yelling, no purring... 383 00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:51,140 Did Brick miss the social-skills class 384 00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:53,042 where everyone in the group got fixed? 385 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:55,044 Eh, who's to say who's fixed and who isn't? 386 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,179 I'm saying it. They're fixed, he's not. 387 00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:59,381 Okay here's the thing... 388 00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,918 ...if you could trade Brick 389 00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:06,288 for some kid that never made us worry, would you? 390 00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:07,790 I wouldn't. 391 00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,591 'Cause then we wouldn't have the kid 392 00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:12,227 who made us take all the leaves that we raked in the yard 393 00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:15,264 and release them back into the wild. 394 00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,299 I mean, who thinks like that? 395 00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:18,667 I'll never forget it. 396 00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:21,370 So, yeah, he's weird, 397 00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:26,041 but I'd take him over some "normal" kid any day. 398 00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,749 I just want him to be happy. 399 00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:36,051 Me too. 400 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,431 How many guys do you know 401 00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,500 with their own key to the public library? 402 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:55,604 Wow. This is so much better than going to prom. 403 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:57,873 I don't get why parents think it's so important. 404 00:17:57,897 --> 00:18:00,376 I guess they're afraid we're gonna miss out on stuff. 405 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,711 So we tell 'em we're going and it makes 'em happy. 406 00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:04,246 It's a big moment in their lives. 407 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:07,116 I mean, what are we missing out on? 408 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,350 Look around. 409 00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:11,220 Fluorescent lights, the Dewey Decimal System... 410 00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:13,022 This really is the perfect night. 411 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:17,226 Yep, I've got everything I love here... books... 412 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,128 and you. 413 00:18:22,955 --> 00:18:24,133 You hungry? 414 00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:25,968 I hid some chips in the botany section. 415 00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,136 I could eat. 416 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,238 Then could we look at fashion through the ages? 417 00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:31,673 'Cause sometimes, Brick, I am just a girl. 418 00:18:31,697 --> 00:18:33,042 I've noticed. 419 00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:41,517 Oh, good morning. How's it going? 420 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,685 Why did you have to have me second? 421 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,120 What? 422 00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:46,688 What are you talking about? 423 00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:49,024 It's just, 'cause Axl was born first, 424 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:51,627 he's never gonna feel the same way about me 425 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:52,895 that I do about him. 426 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:55,164 Are you kidding me? 427 00:18:55,188 --> 00:18:58,901 When we told him he was gonna have a little sister, 428 00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,335 he was so excited. 429 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,404 He used to talk to you in my tummy. 430 00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:03,806 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 431 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,809 And then when you got here, you were like his little doll. 432 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,710 He dragged you everywhere. 433 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,479 He would play with you and watch over you 434 00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:12,548 and make sure I was feeding you. 435 00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:15,684 Wherever we went, he told people he was your "big bwuvah." 436 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,319 Reeeeeally? 437 00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:18,320 Yep. 438 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:19,588 And when you got a little older, 439 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:21,924 he used to sleep in the bed with you every night. 440 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:24,293 It got to the point where you two were keeping each other up, 441 00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:26,528 so we finally made him go back to his own bed. 442 00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:29,698 Ooh, he was not happy. He threw a fit. 443 00:19:29,722 --> 00:19:31,300 The only way we got him to do it 444 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:33,569 is if he left Woofy Dog with you to protect you. 445 00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,904 Wait, what do you mean, leave me Woofy Dog? 446 00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:37,406 Well, Woofy Dog was his. 447 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,807 Woofy Dog was Axl's? 448 00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,442 Yes. Didn't I tell you this story? 449 00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:44,279 No. This is huge news! 450 00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:47,015 You told the story about how I was afraid of a knothole 451 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,218 in the wood paneling like a thousand times, 452 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:50,953 but this you keep from me? 453 00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:54,256 I can't believe Woofy Dog was Axl's. 454 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,825 And he gave him to me. 455 00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:59,561 He does adore me! 456 00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,598 My big bwuvah does adore me! 457 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:04,588 He just doesn't remember! 458 00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:08,570 Hey, you got in late. 459 00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:09,938 Yeah. 10:15. 460 00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:14,810 So... I guess you had a good time? 461 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,111 I did. 462 00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:17,646 I really did. 463 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,082 I had a wonderful, normal time. 464 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:28,123 The truth is, you can't fix your weird kid. 465 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:32,194 You can't fix the fact that you weren't born first. 466 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,264 But at least you can fix the old remote. 467 00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,302 It's alive! 468 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,005 Frankie, it's alive! 469 00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:45,729 Welcome back, buddy.