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I'm in the middle of a crisis,

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but I wanted to leave
some kind of record

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in case things go sideways
and my plan doesn't work.

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It all started about a week ago.

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I'm looking! I promise!

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Honey, I'm sorry, but her
stuffed lamb isn't in my car!

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Besides, I have a class to
teach. I don't know what you

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- expect me to do if I find it.
- Oh, I expect you to drive back here

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and give it to your screeching
shit factory of a daughter

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so she'll shut the hell up!

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I'm sorry, honey. It's not here.

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All right, Newton's cradle,
named after Sir Isaac Newton,

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demonstrates conservation
of momentum and energy

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using a series of swinging spheres.

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You're a liar, Tim, and an asshole!

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Kids, your teacher is
a liar and an asshole!

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You guys might have a
substitute for the next few days.

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Realizing Sandy needed some
time away from the baby,

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I found your cabin online and
left our daughter with my parents

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so Sandy could get
some much-needed rest.

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I'm not promising to have
sex with you up here.

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No one said anything about sex promises.

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I just want you to get some sleep.

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Oh, here you are. Tim Davidson.

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Froggy Cottage. 3 bedrooms.
Feel free to use them all.

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That's not why we're here.

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- We're just here to get some rest.
- Oh, okay.

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Well, it's... it's very quiet

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and clean.

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Emma just gave it the once-over.

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That toilet downstairs
runs like a canyon,

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so after you flush, you
gotta take the top off

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and monkey around with the
chain and that bobber thing.

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As long as you brought it up,

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after you rest, I wouldn't
mind having sex

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considering we haven't
done that in almost a year.

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Ever since I gave birth, things
aren't the same down there.

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Well, luckily for you, it's been
so long since I've seen it,

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- I don't think I'll notice.
- Oh, you'll notice.

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It looks like someone punched a lasagna.

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Oh, if you like Italian food,
there's a place on Maple.

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We prefer Chinese.

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Wang's Tastey Delightful
is the best on the mountain.

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Our nephew does the deliveries.

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Don't tip him, though.
He'll just use it for drugs.

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Claims he's clean, but
you tell me what man

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misplaces his car
'less he's on the ganja.

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Here you go.

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Froggy Cottage.

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Personally, I thought your place
had a lovely mountain charm,

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but Sandy is a little tougher to please.

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Okay.

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Smells dusty, musty,

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or rusty in here.

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Something "usty," for sure.
Maybe we should just go home.

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It'll be fine. I'll open a window.

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What the hell?! Are you shitting me?!

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- Tim!
- Shh! Shh! Hey.

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There's a little kid over there

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having a Cat Stevens
moment with his dad.

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Tell me you packed my humidifier.

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Is it news to you that
I have a sinus condition,

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that I can't sleep
without my humidifier?

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No, it's not news to me.

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I knew this weekend wasn't about sleep.

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I bet you didn't forget
condoms, did you?

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I bet you didn't forget

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that edible lube you like,
makes your balls taste

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like strawberries grown
in Chernobyl, did you?

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Did you, Tim? Huh?!

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The flavor's actually mixed berry.

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Okay, go long, buddy.

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We got a dehumidifier.

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Want me to see if it
has a reverse button?

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It needs to be a Boneco 7135.

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They sell them at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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Is there a Bed, Bath & Beyond nearby?

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You ever heard of something

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called a Bed, Bath and... What was it?

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- Beyond.
- Beyond?

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There's one in Winksville.

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Oh. There's one in Winksville.

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- It's about an hour drive.
- An hour.

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Honey, maybe you could, like...

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Now, I had every intention
to get the humidifier

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safely back up to the cabin
as fast as I possibly could.

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But then something came up.

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I'm not normally a
strip club kind of guy,

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but maybe it was the
picture of the girl on the sign

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or maybe I just wanted to
stand in front of a woman

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who wasn't going to yell at me.

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Whatever it was, it
was calling the shots.

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Bucha! Come on.

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Gentlemen,

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recently back from maternity leave,

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put your hands

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together for Kombucha!

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Let her earn it!

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Am I on?

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Hi. I'm Tickles.

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Hello, Tickles.

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Um, the girl on the
billboard working today?

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Sweetheart, the girl on the billboard

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is a model from NYC City.

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We're mountain dancers.

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Come on. Why don't you treat yourself

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to a private dance in the VIP room

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with a mountain dancer?

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Full bush.

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Sit down, Tiger.

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She gave me a nickname
right away... "Tiger."

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Up until that point,
the closest a woman has

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ever come to calling me Tiger,

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was when my wife called me
a pussy at my uncle's funeral.

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I had never had a lap dance before,

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so I was basically following her
lead so I didn't look like an idiot.

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Yeah.

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Do you like feet, Tiger?

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I love feet. I have no
idea why I said that.

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Not that I have anything against feet

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but I certainly don't love them.

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Hopefully, it was just an
innocent conversation starter.

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It wasn't.

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I don't want to get into too much detail

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about what happened

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during the next seven or eight minutes,

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but I can tell you this...

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It involved feet, and
I'm not proud of it.

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I can see her! I can
see our mom in there!

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- I want to sell you something, bro.
- No, thank you.

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I-I think you're gonna want to buy this.

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It's a one-of-a-kind video, Tiger.

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- What's on the tape?
- Not much.

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Just everything you did in the VIP room.

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Shit.

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You don't look so good.
You need to sit down, Tiger?

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- Okay, stop calling me Tiger.
- Oh, you prefer

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I call you something else?

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Foot-sniffer? Foot-licker?

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- Athlete's dick.
- Okay,

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I don't even like feet. I was
just being polite to Tickles.

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Yeah, and I appreciate you
being nice to my stepmother.

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Look, man, I'm not trying
to make trouble for you.

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I just want to sell you the
tape. I'll be on my way.

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- How much?
- 700 bucks.

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Seven hund...

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Look. I think I have 30
bucks on me. It's all yours.

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Just please take it and leave. Please.

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Mmm! Fried chicken?

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Color me jealous! My cholesterol's
sky-high. Can't do it.

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Enjoy it, though! Good for you.

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Please take it. Take it.
Please, please, please?

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- Come on, man.
- What's going on?

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Oh, hi!

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Look at you, all clean...
Clean as a whistle.

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Who's this?

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Maintenance guy...
He just wanted to stop by,

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make sure that everything's working.

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Oh, you got, like right...

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Go in the house, and take

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- anything you want. Anything.
- Yeah.

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He's nice.

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The shower pressure's for shit.

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Yeah, I think he's more of like
an appliance/electronics guy.

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He's just gonna...

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you know, make sure
everything's up to snuff.

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And if not, he's gonna take it with him

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and then bring back better stuff later.

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Whatever.

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I want to open another bottle of wine.

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Okay.

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- Okay, why didn't you take anything?
- Like what...

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The world's first microwave,

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that old as hell combination TV-VCR,

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one of the myriad of
ceramic frog statuettes?

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- Did you just use the word "myriad"?
- Yeah.

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Why? Did I use it wrong?

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- No, you used it right.
- Sweet.

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Look, I don't know
what else to tell you.

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I have no cash.

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Well then, it looks like
me and your wife

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are gonna find out if that
combination TV-VCR works.

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Tiger, what did you do that for?

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You know exactly why I did that.

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Now you can't blackmail me!
No tape, no blackmail!

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Yeah!

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That was some Jason
Statham shit right there!

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I'm-a be back later tonight
with another copy of the tape.

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That should give you
time to run to the bank.

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And I want $2,000 this time.

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Forgot the doughnuts.

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My ex-wife won't let our son have them,

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so it's our little secret
on my weekends.

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I'd give anything for
a doughnut right now!

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And an ex-wife.

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My only choice was to figure out

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how to convince Sandy to leave

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before the guy with the tape came back.

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- Hey, Timmy.
- Lasagna's ready!

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Did you see the way that
guy looked at me, Tim?

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He didn't look at me like a mother.

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He looked at me like a piece of ass.

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You're still married
to a piece of ass, Tim.

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Why don't you come over here
and cut yourself off a slice?

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Now, I knew the clock was ticking,

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but who knows when she was
going to be in the mood again?

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And we hadn't had sex in over a year,

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which we more than made up for.

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And just for the heck of it,
I even tried some feet stuff.

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Ow. Okay, I think I'm done.

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She didn't like it.

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- That was fun, right?
- It was great.

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And now I can sleep. Oh!

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I'm gonna put my night guard in.

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Mmm.

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Will you fill up the humidifier for me?

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Sure.

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And that's when I realized
that while my erection

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might be going away, the
guy with the tape wasn't.

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And then it hit me...

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The perfect plan.

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What the hell do you mean,

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- you drank all the bottled water?
- I'm sorry.

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The sex made me thirsty.

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I filled it up in the
bathtub. Is that okay?

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No, it's not!

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You know I refuse to breathe tap water!

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I know. I'm sorry.

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- Maybe we should go home.
- How are we supposed to do that, Tim?

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- We've both been drinking.
- Well, you've been drinking.

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- I haven't been drinking.
- You had a glass of wine.

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- I had one glass. I don't think...
- You're a lightweight, Tim!

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I can't let you get
behind the wheel of a car

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and hit someone, go to jail,
and get to sleep all day

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while I raise that screaming
banshee you planted in my twat!

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Would it kill you to
simply say "vagina"?

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I mean, you're college-educated.

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Honey, no no no, no. No, no.

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Do... Don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't open...

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Finally! I ordered Chinese.

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You don't happen to have any
bottled water with you, do you?

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I'm sorry, what?

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Oh, honey, you have your night guard in,

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so it's kind of hard to understand...

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Bottled water. Do you
have any bottled water?

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Not unless you ordered it.

250
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- What are you doing?
- I'm going to walk forwards

251
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until I find a store
that sells bottled water!

252
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Breathing tap water.
What is this, Haiti?

253
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I'll get your money.

254
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,380
So here I am,

255
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getting ready to execute my latest plan.

256
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:39,685
If I could just buy myself a few hours,

257
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,387
I could convince Sandy I was
sober enough to drive home.

258
00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:44,576
But the guy would be
back with the tape soon,

259
00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:47,025
and this time, he would be ready
for me to try and smash it again,

260
00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:49,943
so I searched all over
your cabin for a weapon.

261
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The only way I was going
to overpower this guy

262
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was to use the element of surprise.

263
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,285
So, taking a page out of
Sir Isaac Newton's book,

264
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I made my own cradle.

265
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When this ball hits his
balls, he'll drop the tape.

266
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Then I'll scurry down
and smash it again.

267
00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:30,032
That should buy me some more time.

268
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:32,970
Anyway, I'm writing all this
down in your guest book

269
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so you can give it to the
police in case he kills me.

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Hello?

271
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Oh, shit.

272
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,134
Hey.

273
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,625
Okay.

274
00:17:41,276 --> 00:17:43,737
Oh, boy. Okay.

275
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:45,636
All right.

276
00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:48,483
Timmy! There's my Timmy!

277
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:52,401
Oh, my God, the guy at the
store was totally hitting on me!

278
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He said my tits were leaking,

279
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:56,192
but how would he know
my tits were leaking

280
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if he wasn't looking
right at 'em, right?

281
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I am on fire!

282
00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:01,356
Mm.

283
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,198
All right. Whoa!

284
00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,539
Mmm!

285
00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:09,233
So, in the end, things turned out okay.

286
00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:12,562
I was able to put your bowling-ball
lamp back the way it was.

287
00:18:12,854 --> 00:18:14,783
The owl was a little trickier.

288
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:19,068
This turned out to be exactly the
weekend my wife and I needed.

289
00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:23,473
Thanks for sharing your home with us.

290
00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:26,480
Your pal, John.

291
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,486
P.S.: That's not my real name.

292
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,061
Shit!

293
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? Can we be there ?

294
00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:02,512
? Oh, just think of the time ?

295
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,782
? Thought of love so strange ?

296
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,385
? Said you never knew ?

297
00:19:11,556 --> 00:19:14,557
? While I try my best ?

298
00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:16,726
? To cover our eyes ?

299
00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:23,380
? It's a common way to
blame and hide the truth ?

300
00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:28,538
? I know that some will say ?

301
00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:31,807
? It matters but little, babe ?

302
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:35,144
? Aw, but come on and mean it to me ?

303
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,597
? I need it so bad ?

304
00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:44,620
- _
- ? I needed to try ?

305
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:48,124
? I needed it so ?

306
00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:50,860
? I needed your love, I'm burning away ?

307
00:19:50,895 --> 00:19:54,063
? I need never get old ?

308
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:55,868
Hello.

309
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,330
Oh, hi.

310
00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,830
We're here to pick up the
keys for Froggy Cottage.

311
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,283
Oh. Of course.

312
00:20:02,403 --> 00:20:03,780
Let me, uh...

313
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,142
Let me find your reservations.

314
00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:11,489
Are you sure you want
to go through with this?

315
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:15,243
- We could go to jail, you know.
- Don't get soft on me now, Jeff.

316
00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:17,457
We've got some heavy
lifting for the Lord to do.

317
00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:20,178
Our son is not marrying an atheist.

318
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,060
Okey doke.

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