1 00:00:00,109 --> 00:00:01,736 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,737 --> 00:00:03,499 The State Pen has agreed to take 20 of 3 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,041 Seattle's worst criminals and the Walla Walla. 4 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:09,532 Oh! That one with the shotgun is getting away. 5 00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:13,238 - You have the zombie gear. - Hell yes! 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:13,973 Who's that? 7 00:00:13,975 --> 00:00:16,174 A new uni. Michelle, I think. Why? 8 00:00:16,176 --> 00:00:19,004 Can't believe you guys talked me into bringing you here. 9 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:21,889 Renegade's operation turns more humans into zombies 10 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:23,852 than all other county outfits combined. 11 00:00:23,853 --> 00:00:27,218 I can take Mama's place. I am willing to do the scratching. 12 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:28,426 Nice work, Renegade. 13 00:00:28,822 --> 00:00:30,355 I understand why you're doing what you're doing. 14 00:00:30,357 --> 00:00:32,123 Which is why I want to be a part of it. 15 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:34,693 Let's do this. I'm tired of being sick. 16 00:00:34,695 --> 00:00:36,761 How long does it take to kick in? 17 00:00:38,231 --> 00:00:41,299 I'm gonna die, aren't I? 18 00:00:41,935 --> 00:00:43,935 _ 19 00:00:43,937 --> 00:00:45,503 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 20 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:48,373 Wanna hear some jokes about Freylich Syndrome kids? 21 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,311 Okay. 22 00:00:49,312 --> 00:00:50,951 They never get old. 23 00:00:51,188 --> 00:00:52,555 It's not funny, Isobel. 24 00:00:52,557 --> 00:00:55,190 No, it is. It's hilarious. 25 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:57,215 No, it's not. 26 00:00:57,217 --> 00:00:59,117 You just have to take a step back. 27 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:01,052 Have you had any nose bleeds, honey? 28 00:01:01,054 --> 00:01:04,737 Nope. No nose bleeds. All good. 29 00:01:04,738 --> 00:01:06,591 Okay, I'm so glad to hear that. 30 00:01:06,593 --> 00:01:07,769 I've been so worried about you. 31 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:09,710 Mom. Gotta call you back. 32 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:12,875 The Spanish Inquisition just walked in. 33 00:01:12,984 --> 00:01:16,367 - Okay, I love you. Bye. - Love you, too. Bye. 34 00:01:18,805 --> 00:01:20,359 Yes? 35 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:23,575 We've made arrangements to get you back to Boise. 36 00:01:23,577 --> 00:01:25,143 No. Uh-uh. 37 00:01:25,145 --> 00:01:28,680 Why risk one of your coyote's lives just so I can die in my own bed? 38 00:01:28,682 --> 00:01:30,713 Why don't you let us bring your mom here? 39 00:01:30,714 --> 00:01:32,851 It's the same problem, though, isn't it? 40 00:01:32,853 --> 00:01:36,231 Why bring my mom here just so she can watch me die? 41 00:01:37,449 --> 00:01:40,558 - You are a stubborn one. - So they tell me. 42 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,426 - Any nose... - No. No nosebleeds. 43 00:01:44,631 --> 00:01:47,499 - Any murders? - Only, like, 20. 44 00:01:50,303 --> 00:01:52,403 Oh, uh, we should've warned you. 45 00:01:52,752 --> 00:01:54,405 This is our drawer of heads. 46 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:58,143 We're calling the prison bus murders "Satan's Jigsaw Puzzle"" 47 00:01:58,145 --> 00:02:01,236 We started with the face pieces and are working our way out. 48 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:06,117 Don't you zombies just like the brains? 49 00:02:06,119 --> 00:02:07,422 How do you account for the dismemberment? 50 00:02:07,423 --> 00:02:10,955 We figure the mob was starving, and everyone wanted a piece. 51 00:02:10,957 --> 00:02:12,194 What a way to go. 52 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:14,092 Don't waste your sympathy on these guys. 53 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:15,491 They're the worst of the worst. 54 00:02:15,492 --> 00:02:18,329 Who's that guy who put his victims' organs in jars? 55 00:02:18,331 --> 00:02:19,650 Perry the Pickler. 56 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:23,036 There's Ice Pick Rick, Zombie Killer Cain... 57 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,682 The nastiest killers this city has had to offer. 58 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:28,874 You think? I think Seattle's seen worse. 59 00:02:31,711 --> 00:02:34,179 You don't want to know what I had to do to get this brain. 60 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,414 You want me to blue brain it? Or... 61 00:02:36,681 --> 00:02:38,952 - It's my $100,000 gift to you. - What? 62 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:41,685 - Did you get me Kid Rock? - No. 63 00:02:41,686 --> 00:02:43,621 If you bought a brain for 100 grand 64 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:46,291 and I'm the one eating it, there's no way it's gonna be anything good. 65 00:02:46,293 --> 00:02:47,588 You're gonna love it. 66 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:50,454 But, first, let me show you something. 67 00:02:50,764 --> 00:02:52,482 You remember when I was on that real-estate agent brain 68 00:02:52,483 --> 00:02:53,832 a couple weeks ago? 69 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:55,897 Yeah. You were asking me all those non-sequitur questions 70 00:02:55,952 --> 00:02:58,269 aimed at determining my annual income? 71 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:00,023 That's when this plan came to me. 72 00:03:00,024 --> 00:03:03,675 This place on Kittitas sold for 22.6 mil. 73 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:06,377 - It's on the market now for two. - No surprise there. 74 00:03:06,379 --> 00:03:09,581 The prices took a dive after Seattle became the Lost City of Z. 75 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:13,351 Figure 20% down, you're looking at an outlay of 400,000 76 00:03:13,353 --> 00:03:15,286 on a house worth more than 20 mil. 77 00:03:15,288 --> 00:03:17,789 There's 100 properties like this inside the wall. 78 00:03:17,791 --> 00:03:19,671 And when things return to normal, 79 00:03:19,672 --> 00:03:21,459 property values are gonna skyrocket. 80 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:24,796 And whoever owns 'em cheap will be filthy rich. 81 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:28,625 You think things are returning to normal? 82 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:31,638 Just eat that brain and trust that I have a plan. 83 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:34,439 Maybe you should lean back in your chair 84 00:03:34,441 --> 00:03:36,674 and do the Mr. Burns thing with your hands. 85 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:40,712 - Like this? - Oh, yeah. 86 00:03:40,714 --> 00:03:43,602 And maybe cackle. 87 00:03:44,952 --> 00:03:48,077 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 88 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,414 _ 89 00:03:50,575 --> 00:03:54,692 Uh, do you have the top half of a hairy arm, 90 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,763 with a tattoo of a skull with a serpent crawling out of its eye socket? 91 00:03:58,765 --> 00:03:59,679 Go fish. 92 00:04:01,226 --> 00:04:03,226 _ 93 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:04,719 Ah! 94 00:04:04,838 --> 00:04:06,404 _ 95 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:08,809 _ 96 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:10,007 _ 97 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:10,886 _ 98 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,079 _ 99 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,080 _ 100 00:04:14,923 --> 00:04:16,012 _ 101 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:18,899 _ 102 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,418 _ 103 00:04:20,419 --> 00:04:22,106 _ 104 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:24,489 Uh, no more victims. We're full. 105 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:26,490 _ 106 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,339 _ 107 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,133 _ 108 00:04:30,290 --> 00:04:34,024 _ 109 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:37,016 _ 110 00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:39,704 _ 111 00:04:40,736 --> 00:04:42,736 _ 112 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,777 _ 113 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:51,418 What can you tell us about our human victim? 114 00:04:51,419 --> 00:04:51,922 Hmm. 115 00:04:53,462 --> 00:04:55,842 _ 116 00:04:56,194 --> 00:04:58,789 _ 117 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,316 _ 118 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,782 _ 119 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,693 _ 120 00:05:04,694 --> 00:05:07,455 _ 121 00:05:07,456 --> 00:05:10,233 _ 122 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:13,417 _ 123 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:14,238 Okay. 124 00:05:14,641 --> 00:05:16,507 _ 125 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:22,687 Go watch some Jerry Lewis movies, you frog bastard. 126 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:45,217 I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartzman, my partner should be along soon. 127 00:05:45,218 --> 00:05:46,163 Ain't no thing. 128 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,273 Hey, them vending machines you got upstairs 129 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:50,775 is off the chain, though. 130 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:56,536 Baked from scratch. 131 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:16,567 Where'd you get this? 132 00:06:16,569 --> 00:06:19,670 Treasures abound in the lost and found, dun. You like? 133 00:06:21,574 --> 00:06:25,847 Mr. Schwartzman, this is Liv Moore, our medical examiner. 134 00:06:25,848 --> 00:06:29,258 'Sup, shawty? What is good? 135 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,914 On my grind, you know. Gettin' that schmoney. 136 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:36,320 So, Weston, you and your brother Walden 137 00:06:36,322 --> 00:06:38,489 were originally a rap duo, is that correct? 138 00:06:38,491 --> 00:06:41,038 Uh-huh. Lil' Driz and Dirty Reign. 139 00:06:41,377 --> 00:06:44,562 The Precipitation Collaboration. 140 00:06:44,564 --> 00:06:45,199 Tight. 141 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:47,961 And when a manager signed your brother and not you, 142 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:49,267 your brother went solo. True? 143 00:06:49,269 --> 00:06:52,770 Oh, I see how you playin' it now. No comment. 144 00:06:54,441 --> 00:06:55,650 I pulled up these lyrics 145 00:06:55,651 --> 00:06:58,076 for a diss track you wrote about your brother. 146 00:06:58,945 --> 00:07:01,879 "You a bad seed, son," 147 00:07:02,233 --> 00:07:04,982 rhymes corny as they come, used to be chill, 148 00:07:04,984 --> 00:07:07,710 now you got a swole head, like Icarus flyin' in the sun. 149 00:07:08,621 --> 00:07:10,955 You say you come dirty, rain, 150 00:07:10,957 --> 00:07:13,001 but it's all just doom and gloom. 151 00:07:13,293 --> 00:07:15,593 You whack, you stale, 152 00:07:15,988 --> 00:07:17,895 I shoulda ate you in the womb. 153 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:20,454 - Damn, that's cold. - Care to comment? 154 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:25,470 ? Comin' at you from the basement of the SPD ? 155 00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:27,772 ? It's the E to the M to the C-E-E ? 156 00:07:27,774 --> 00:07:29,740 ? ME's rolling up for an autopsy ? 157 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:32,376 ? Getting brain like a boss Call me Queen Zombie ? 158 00:07:32,378 --> 00:07:35,046 ? Emcee ME The rizzle O-Z ? 159 00:07:35,982 --> 00:07:38,149 I'm just gonna say it. I love dead people. 160 00:07:40,653 --> 00:07:43,855 You're a necrophiliac, dude, and this is how it ends. 161 00:07:44,224 --> 00:07:45,423 Bang. 162 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:47,365 Good stuff? 163 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,006 I saw Rain and his lady at The Scratching Post. 164 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,463 Some hater was throwin' mad shade. 165 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:55,233 - You saw him? - Yeah, somewhere. He was... 166 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,727 He's right behind you. That's our killer! 167 00:08:02,008 --> 00:08:04,007 Aren't his pieces currently strewn about the morgue? 168 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:07,044 The Scratching Post has only been letting humans in for a few weeks. 169 00:08:07,046 --> 00:08:08,249 My vision has to be recent, 170 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,174 and that guy was in prison before The Scratching Post even opened. 171 00:08:11,175 --> 00:08:13,351 Then he must have escaped from the bus massacre. 172 00:08:13,353 --> 00:08:14,819 Who is this guy? 173 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:17,811 "Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 174 00:08:17,812 --> 00:08:21,058 "AKA Zombie Killer Cain. Convicted murderer of nine" 175 00:08:21,895 --> 00:08:23,135 Better make that 11. 176 00:08:27,745 --> 00:08:29,528 _ 177 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:33,341 So what's a zombie hater doing hanging out at The Scratching Post? 178 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:35,879 You're hunting zombies, you go to their watering hole. 179 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:38,578 Maybe we go over there, see if anyone remembers the guy? 180 00:08:38,579 --> 00:08:39,723 Sure. Let's do it. 181 00:08:40,765 --> 00:08:43,520 You know who the first two zombies Cain killed were? 182 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,648 His wife and daughter. 183 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,825 At his trial he said he considered them already dead. 184 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,434 I'm-a text my posse. 185 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,531 We was hittin' a movie, and this Cain fool was making me miss it. 186 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,801 I was about to go ham on a large tub with extra butter. 187 00:08:57,803 --> 00:08:59,870 Whoa! 188 00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:02,572 "A citywide lockdown is immediately in effect 189 00:09:02,574 --> 00:09:06,777 as Fillmore-Graves conducts a manhunt for serial killer Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 190 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,919 Fillmore-Graves can declare martial law now? 191 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,416 I was gonna get me some of those Scratching Post jalapeņo brain poppers. 192 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,678 My snack game is officially DOA. 193 00:09:14,928 --> 00:09:17,354 There are some new vending machines on the fifth floor. 194 00:09:17,355 --> 00:09:19,221 People are making a big deal about them. 195 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:19,909 For reals? 196 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:21,745 One of the machines is zombie-friendly. 197 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:22,763 Liv out. 198 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,801 Let's do it. 199 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,403 - Here? - We're stuck here. Why not? 200 00:09:35,665 --> 00:09:36,847 We should let Mosco know. 201 00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:38,942 - Texting him now. - Ten minutes? 202 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:44,593 I got a bone to pick with Blaine. 203 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:47,094 Oh, hello, Candy. Don't you look... 204 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,128 - Don't I look what? - Huh? 205 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:53,049 You said "Hello, Candy. Don't you look..." 206 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,959 And then you did that. Focus, Sinead. 207 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:58,726 I think I'm on virgin brain. 208 00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:01,198 Did Blaine really tell the mayor 209 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,103 he could have me on the house, and we'd go all night? 210 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:08,214 Yes. In fairness, the whole city is on lockdown. 211 00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:10,680 So, it's not as if you could leave anyway. 212 00:10:10,681 --> 00:10:13,715 So I may as well just stay here 213 00:10:14,203 --> 00:10:17,337 and spank Mayor Freakfest for eight hours? Hi... 214 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:20,298 Is that what's happening? 215 00:10:20,299 --> 00:10:23,453 Blaine always has a good reason for doing what he does. 216 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,951 I usually just motorboat with it. 217 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,907 I hate New Seattle. 218 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:31,905 I wish the whole country would just go zombie already. 219 00:10:31,997 --> 00:10:35,665 I was almost through with flight attendant training. And now this! 220 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,803 Hi. Didi you miss me? 221 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,920 Blaine DeBeers, you are 222 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:49,734 as cunning as you are handsome. 223 00:10:49,954 --> 00:10:53,939 You've figured out a way to turn the whole country zombie. 224 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,091 Once that happens, 225 00:10:55,092 --> 00:11:00,023 all the properties we're going to buy dirt cheap skyrocket in value. 226 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:05,897 Have a seat, pal, 227 00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:08,999 because the fun doesn't stop there. 228 00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:12,743 I have another gift for you. 229 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,008 Holy motherboard. 230 00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:19,461 It's a Boldbook. 231 00:11:20,924 --> 00:11:23,440 A 4K touch-screen precision display, 232 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:26,016 gunmetal chassis and a hyper-charged SSD 233 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,120 that makes its Y-Series brethren look like a little... 234 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,490 B-word. 235 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:40,063 Wait a minute... You sprang for the optional Core i7 CPU? 236 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,431 Mmm-hmm. 237 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,235 Will you judge me if I happy cry? 238 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,895 - Yes. - Then I won't. 239 00:11:49,222 --> 00:11:49,774 Hey! 240 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,656 You'll get it back. 241 00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:55,768 I need your full attention. 242 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,770 We're going to auction off ten zombie cures 243 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,050 to the highest bidders on the Dark Web. 244 00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:03,386 We need to make sure that no one can ever trace it back to us. 245 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,668 That's where you come in. 246 00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:10,360 You now have the ability to make us invisible, impenetrable. 247 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,063 I paid a lot of money to turn you into a computer genius. 248 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,699 Prove to me that it was money well spent, huh? 249 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:21,505 ? Chase roll into Seattle like he own the place Birdbrain with a corny beret ? 250 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,273 ? Hope you came to play 'Cause I came to slay ? 251 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,809 ? I'm the real Renegade Pick up where Mama left off ? 252 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,644 ? Run with a pack of dogs No one fresher than my clique ? 253 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,913 ? And my rhymes are slick Don't like the underground, bitch? ? 254 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,082 ? Well, kiss my ass, top brass Eat a bag of... ? 255 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,463 Okay, fish sticks. Fish sticks! Hi, Liv! We're here! 256 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,709 Hey, my bizzles! You didn't get my text? 257 00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:41,150 Oh, we were closer to here than home when the sirens went off, so... 258 00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:44,544 Rapper brain? 259 00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:47,109 Zombie Killer Cain capped his ass. 260 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:51,099 Zombie Killer Cain is loose. He made it off the bus? 261 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,802 Seems he got his hands on a shotgun 262 00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:54,538 and got right back to work killing zombies. 263 00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:57,777 - Hence the lockdown. - That's a real dead body. 264 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,839 There's more where that came from. 265 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:02,446 Where's Ravi? 266 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:05,089 Oh, he's getting his nap on in the detective bunk room. 267 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,285 Oh, I told Isobel she's our neighbor, if anyone asks. 268 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,855 Oh, speaking of dead weight... 269 00:13:12,219 --> 00:13:13,135 Where the hell is the mayor? 270 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:15,458 I need him to make an official statement about the lockdown. 271 00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:17,468 Your boss is a triflin' ass-chimp. 272 00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:20,161 Hi. Yeah, I have no idea where he is. 273 00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:23,546 - How'd he die? - Shotgun blast right to the chest. 274 00:13:23,547 --> 00:13:25,797 - And you ate his brain? - Word. 275 00:13:25,798 --> 00:13:28,538 Oh, man, that's gross. 276 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,076 Every Fillmore-Graves soldier will be out there hunting for Cain. 277 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,912 All right? I want our unit to be the one to bring him in. 278 00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:39,799 - Major. A word? - Yes, sir. 279 00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:48,648 Bring me up to speed on our friend, Russ Roche. 280 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,076 I'm making progress. 281 00:13:50,515 --> 00:13:52,162 He took me out with his crew. 282 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,966 We busted up a few brain stills. Roughed up his competition. 283 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,058 Great. Keep at it. 284 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,901 Sir, if I may ask, how the hell did Cain escape? 285 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,705 A zombie horde attacked a prison transport bus. 286 00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:08,169 Cain was on the bus, and somehow he got away. 287 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,718 Any chance that horde was from the Triple Cross church? 288 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,717 - "Triple Cross" what? - A church for zombies. 289 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,352 The preachers work them into a lather. 290 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,154 My unit dropped in when we were tracking down that phone video. 291 00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:20,417 We almost didn't make it out alive. 292 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:27,097 Why am I just hearing about this now? 293 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:30,739 I can't do my job if I don't know what's going on in this city! 294 00:14:31,907 --> 00:14:33,491 I put it all in the report, sir. 295 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,186 I left nothing out. 296 00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:37,235 I never saw it. 297 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,797 - Maybe it got misplaced? - It wasn't misplaced. 298 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,744 It was withheld from me. Deliberately. 299 00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:48,652 I'm not sure who I can count on here, Major. 300 00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,794 But I'm sure I can count on you. 301 00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,242 Of course. 302 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,628 All right. Let's head out. 303 00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:07,422 - Yeah, but... - What? 304 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:10,173 That was my locker. 305 00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,435 - Hey, Ravi. - Major. 306 00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:19,082 I forgot my briefcase this morning. 307 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,234 Would you mind picking it up, 308 00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:21,384 bringing it by the station? 309 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,572 Yeah, sure. 'Cause I've got nothing else to do. 310 00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:26,099 I'm sorry to be a pain. It's just, it's 311 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,474 vital to something I'm working on. 312 00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:28,535 Well, patrol will take me 313 00:15:28,537 --> 00:15:29,427 right by the house. 314 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,117 Oh, splendid! You're a savior. Thanks, mate! 315 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:33,453 Yeah, later. 316 00:15:38,031 --> 00:15:39,618 He will bear it hither! 317 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:43,840 Mosco Bandiwax, a resourceful halfling if there ever was one. 318 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:47,480 So then, adventurers... Shall we commence? 319 00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:53,049 Too-rye, Too-rye, Too-rye, aye! 320 00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,888 _ 321 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,060 What's that you say, amateur script kiddies? 322 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,495 You can't get past my firewall? 323 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,387 Well, eat my shorts! 324 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:10,535 Hey, dweeb. How goes the auction prep? 325 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,794 The packet filters on my DMZ have more layers than the atmosphere. 326 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:20,378 Which is five layers. Oh! Actually, six if you include the ionosphere. 327 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,067 - It... - Bottom-line me. 328 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,307 Our auction is impenetrable to law enforcement, 329 00:16:25,347 --> 00:16:28,181 and no one will ever trace it back to us. 330 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,821 That is music to my ears. 331 00:16:30,735 --> 00:16:34,136 Oh, just... Quick question... Under the heading, 332 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,627 "You probably already thought of this..." 333 00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:39,857 Why would anyone bid on one of these cures 334 00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:41,775 without proof that they're effective? 335 00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:45,069 Obviously we're going to cure a zombie on-camera for all the world to see, 336 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:48,039 and then kill him in a way that only a human can die. 337 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,801 Duh! Of course. 338 00:16:52,051 --> 00:16:53,400 Just one more thing... 339 00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:56,447 How exactly will people know that our, um, 340 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,646 subject wasn't simply human to begin with? 341 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:03,254 I guess we'll have to find ourselves a well-known zombie, won't we? 342 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,219 Oh... 343 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,798 Oh, my God. This is gnarly. 344 00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:18,012 We're running prints to help us put the bodies back together again. 345 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,771 Hey, Liv. 346 00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:22,053 Yo. Why you rolling up? 347 00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:25,021 Looking for Ravi. I'm supposed to bring him this. 348 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,111 Hey, there. I'm Major. 349 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,013 Hello, sir. 350 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:30,715 "Sir"? Bitch, please. This is just Major. 351 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,048 Major, this is my neighbor, Isobel. 352 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:36,190 - And Ravi, he's... - Somewhere. Not here. 353 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,448 Major, Seattle is getting on my last nerve. 354 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,358 I told you to wait upstairs. 355 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,571 So now you just walk away in the middle of a conversation. 356 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,582 - Ugh! - They're hands. Man up. 357 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,861 Hey, you two are getting on my last nerve. 358 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,973 They got beef, Major. Let 'em sort it out. 359 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,732 What's your situation, son? 360 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,910 I thought we had something, but apparently we were just hooking up. 361 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,276 I never said we were exclusive. 362 00:18:00,277 --> 00:18:01,807 Ur body made a promise. 363 00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,382 ? Thought my boo was ride or die Till I got the 411 ? 364 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:08,277 ? 'Cause he just a blank-faced coward with a narrow mind and a big-ass gun ? 365 00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:12,231 Liv, I know you're on a brain, but seriously, what's your problem? 366 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,126 - What did you do? - Wait in the lobby! 367 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,970 - So what am I in trouble for now? - You have to ask? 368 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:30,041 You were right there when Chase Graves crushed Mama Leone's skull. 369 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,210 You probably had to wash bits of her off of you. 370 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,004 Renegade was breaking the law and fully aware of the consequences. 371 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,794 Her death, while tragic, probably saves lives 372 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:42,887 Hey, Major. I've seen that movie, too. You're quoting the bad guy. 373 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,923 Will you two knock it off? You both love each other, 374 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,794 you've been through tough stuff before, and this, too, shall pass. 375 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,565 It's Ravi. 376 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,702 We should do this more often. 377 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,977 PCharles to DocChak. 378 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,881 "Hey, babe." 379 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,382 Blaine, are you sure you want to do this? 380 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,903 Reading an ex's e-mails seems like a slippery slope. 381 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:17,104 I paid a truckload for that brain you're on. Just give it to me. 382 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,626 "I have to work a bit on Saturday afternoon" 383 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,395 but I'm all yours before then. 384 00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:28,466 "Let the sleep-in snuggle-fest begin!" 385 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,014 She used the words "snuggle-fest?" Is that even a thing? 386 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,149 Maybe it's their thing? 387 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,442 The guy is a British yeti. Just looking at him makes me itchy. 388 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,211 What does she see in him? 389 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,908 I found this guy passed out next to our dumpster. 390 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,352 - You look how I feel, brother. - Feel handsome? 391 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,323 Call Fillmore-Graves. Have someone come pick the drunk bastard up. 392 00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:53,108 Will do. 393 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,896 When the right woman comes along, you won't hurt anymore. 394 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:02,457 Take it from me. Five years happily married to my best friend. 395 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,579 The walking waterfall has a wife? 396 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,809 Yeah, and he's insanely jealous. 397 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,546 His wife is built like Jessica Rabbit, so if she comes in here, don't. 398 00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:17,496 Just don't. 399 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,150 We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. 400 00:20:23,397 --> 00:20:25,997 How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's a zombie? 401 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:29,656 If he's not a zombie, what is he? 402 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,929 I'm a halfling monk. 403 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,099 People see halfling and always think thief. 404 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,711 But, have you not noticed the way I've played my character, hmm? 405 00:20:39,422 --> 00:20:43,074 The celibacy? The way I work the teachings of Anubis into conversation? 406 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,203 My lack of regard for worldly possessions? 407 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,378 You sure jumped on those Bracers of Defense 408 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,147 for someone who doesn't care about worldly possessions. 409 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,051 What news have you, Morrisey the Mage? 410 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,754 Uh, I've studied the map we won 411 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,823 in that game of knucklebones with Ban-Yonn, 412 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,177 the idiot of Knoforks. 413 00:21:00,178 --> 00:21:04,295 And without a thief, our mission is doomed. 414 00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:08,899 Fellow adventurers, 415 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,369 I apologize for walking into your camp unannounced, 416 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,837 but I saw the fire, 417 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,849 and I hoped I might find fellowship as well. 418 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,173 Um... 419 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,746 I don't know what you saw, but this isn't... 420 00:21:18,835 --> 00:21:22,336 I am Foxy Brown of Shondaland, 421 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:24,393 the greatest thief in the realm. 422 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,884 I'm sorry. Who? 423 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,377 All my information's there. 424 00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:32,102 I seek wealth and adventure. 425 00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:33,530 Can I hear a huzzah? 426 00:21:33,768 --> 00:21:35,234 Huzzah. 427 00:21:35,236 --> 00:21:37,970 For Queen, for country! 428 00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:39,830 Huzzah! 429 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,936 This character sheet just has your name on it, 430 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,906 and it says you have 200 hit points. 431 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,048 It seemed like more was better. 432 00:21:52,715 --> 00:21:54,314 Okay. Fine. Have a seat. 433 00:21:55,402 --> 00:21:57,469 Hello. Ravi? 434 00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:02,908 Whoa, whoa. What's going on in there? I heard huzzahs. 435 00:22:02,909 --> 00:22:06,072 Uh, official police business. Strictly need-to-know. 436 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,828 Quite a police emergency. 437 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,520 So I guess Sirjay decided to sit this one out, huh? 438 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,268 What with the lockdown, you know... 439 00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:19,219 Open the briefcase, Ravi. 440 00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:31,996 Huzzah? 441 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,030 So, you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer. 442 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,601 I catch a murderer every week. 443 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,619 - Did you know Peyton is downstairs? - She is? 444 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,695 But you're gonna stay and play though, right? 445 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,365 - Mmm. - Be your own man, Mosco. 446 00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:49,934 She'll understand you staying up here playing D&D 447 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,569 while you know she's downstairs. 448 00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:53,890 How will she know I'm playing D&D? 449 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,307 Oh, she'll get the text I'm sending right now. 450 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,779 Peyton? Sweetie? What a marvelous nap! I feel so refreshed. 451 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,593 Hey, Mom. Thanls for checking in. 452 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,233 It's good. I'm hanging out with the girls today. 453 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,801 Maybe catch you a little later. 454 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,304 Uh, Mom? Can I call you back? 455 00:23:35,653 --> 00:23:37,653 _ 456 00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:40,230 And who might you be? 457 00:23:41,466 --> 00:23:42,899 - Isobel. - Huh. 458 00:23:43,502 --> 00:23:45,168 Nice to meet you, Isobel. 459 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,470 Um... Uh, I assume 460 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:49,773 you weren't dead before I arrived. 461 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:50,874 No. 462 00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:53,576 So you haven't somehow sprung back to life? 463 00:23:53,578 --> 00:23:55,879 Because that would be cause for celebration. 464 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:56,913 Uh-uh. 465 00:23:56,915 --> 00:23:58,515 Perhaps you've always been alive, 466 00:23:58,517 --> 00:23:59,649 but were mistaken for dead. 467 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:01,918 - Nope. - I give up, then. 468 00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:04,554 I'm Liv and Peyton's neighbor. 469 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,656 They were gonna take me to the movies tonight. 470 00:24:06,839 --> 00:24:08,072 Then the lockdown happened. 471 00:24:08,433 --> 00:24:10,700 - And where are those gals? - Fifth floor. 472 00:24:10,796 --> 00:24:13,396 Ah! Of course. Snacks. 473 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,795 And so, with the morgue to yourself, 474 00:24:15,901 --> 00:24:19,769 you decided to climb in one of the drawers where we keep the dead? 475 00:24:19,771 --> 00:24:23,907 Seems strange without context, doesn't it? 476 00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:26,830 Yeah. I'd love to hear the context. 477 00:24:30,148 --> 00:24:31,681 Snacks in the hizzouse! 478 00:24:31,683 --> 00:24:33,021 Sorry it took so long. 479 00:24:33,187 --> 00:24:35,521 Hey! Look who I met. 480 00:24:36,089 --> 00:24:38,989 Did you know your neighbor is certifiably brilliant? 481 00:24:38,991 --> 00:24:39,840 True dat. 482 00:24:43,503 --> 00:24:45,028 Text from your other girlfriend? 483 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:46,429 Uh... 484 00:24:46,431 --> 00:24:49,766 What does Miss Cheyenne Longneckings require? 485 00:24:49,768 --> 00:24:54,938 "Mosco Bandiwax fell to his death in the Cavern of Nasty Pricks." 486 00:24:56,008 --> 00:24:57,774 Does that mean anything to anyone? 487 00:24:58,059 --> 00:25:00,210 Only to a little old halfling lady in Mirkwood 488 00:25:00,212 --> 00:25:03,346 who will have one less mince pie to bake during the Feast of Belbuck. 489 00:25:15,761 --> 00:25:17,096 - Lady Pursella... - Hmm? 490 00:25:17,097 --> 00:25:19,396 We have returned. Our quest is complete. 491 00:25:19,788 --> 00:25:22,132 We bring you the head of the bandit Sh-Krelly, 492 00:25:22,484 --> 00:25:24,931 the hostages he held and the crown he stole. 493 00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:29,906 I see you lost one of your compatriots. 494 00:25:29,908 --> 00:25:32,575 No great loss, Your Highness. I assure you. 495 00:25:33,612 --> 00:25:37,580 For your valor, I present each of you a jewel. 496 00:25:37,582 --> 00:25:40,138 - It's called an Apple Emerald. - Oh. 497 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,753 Obviously, named for the size and not the hue. 498 00:25:46,525 --> 00:25:48,024 So I guess this is where we wrap. 499 00:25:48,025 --> 00:25:49,979 - Hmm. - Wait... 500 00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:52,862 We're spending some time here in the castle? 501 00:25:52,864 --> 00:25:54,931 - Yep. - Okay. 502 00:25:55,323 --> 00:25:57,500 On night one, I break into Morrisey and Sir Choppers' rooms 503 00:25:57,502 --> 00:25:59,202 and I steal their Apple Emeralds. 504 00:25:59,204 --> 00:26:01,037 Wait. She can't do that! 505 00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:04,317 I buried mine out in the field during my morning ride. 506 00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:05,909 No, you didn't. 507 00:26:05,911 --> 00:26:07,343 No. I said something about this earlier. 508 00:26:07,345 --> 00:26:09,941 I said, "Every day I bury my treasure..." 509 00:26:09,942 --> 00:26:11,281 We could check the tape. 510 00:26:12,017 --> 00:26:14,184 - Say what? - See that red light? 511 00:26:17,889 --> 00:26:20,924 No. Mmm-mmm. That recording must be destroyed. 512 00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:23,893 Oh, you're being silly. All the detectives here are going to love it. 513 00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:26,496 All of YouTube is going to love it. 514 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:29,261 If that's your plan, just take my gun and shoot me. 515 00:26:29,262 --> 00:26:31,601 That's a little dramatic, don't you think? 516 00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:33,503 You're telling me I'm gonna be the Star Wars kid, 517 00:26:33,505 --> 00:26:35,163 and I shouldn't be concerned? 518 00:26:35,164 --> 00:26:39,217 Oh. Well, there's concerned, and there's asking for death by cop. 519 00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:44,581 Oh, come on, is that the best you got? 520 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:01,564 You forgot this. 521 00:27:07,405 --> 00:27:08,771 We were just, uh... 522 00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:11,674 What happens in the Misty Dunes stays in the Misty Dunes. 523 00:27:16,348 --> 00:27:18,149 I didn't mean for that to happen. 524 00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:19,791 But it did. 525 00:27:21,419 --> 00:27:23,853 So I went to the zoo on Freebie Friday... 526 00:27:23,855 --> 00:27:25,155 - Yeah? - It was weird. 527 00:27:25,157 --> 00:27:26,923 They keep the bald eagles in cages. 528 00:27:26,925 --> 00:27:30,226 Why would you keep the symbol of American freedom in captivity? 529 00:27:30,228 --> 00:27:32,862 You know, with this lockdown, we're all kinda bald eagles tonight. 530 00:27:32,864 --> 00:27:34,397 And with the wall up, 531 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:37,867 we're actually bald eagles all the time. 532 00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:38,857 Yeah. 533 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,271 Company. 534 00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:45,041 I'll get the package. 535 00:27:45,621 --> 00:27:46,910 I hear you have something of ours. 536 00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:47,990 We're getting it. 537 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:54,852 Is that Lil' Bones Jones? 538 00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:57,320 - You mean Major Jones. - Major Jones 539 00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:00,356 with a major booze Jones, Major Major. 540 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:04,227 - Where's Good? - Out in the Humvee. 541 00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:05,098 Hup! 542 00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:07,197 You're welcome. 543 00:28:07,732 --> 00:28:09,088 Damn it. Jumped the gun. 544 00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:11,334 I should've waited for the "thank you." 545 00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:12,370 Tell you what... 546 00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:16,472 I'll trade you two annoying, baby-faced soldiers for one workhorse goon. 547 00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:20,987 - I'm good. - Uncool, man. 548 00:28:20,988 --> 00:28:23,012 Oh. No. No, I wasn't talking about you two. 549 00:28:23,014 --> 00:28:25,648 It was two other soldiers. You guys don't know them. 550 00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,087 All I'm saying is I really like you... 551 00:28:31,089 --> 00:28:32,471 - You shouldn't. - Why? 552 00:28:33,391 --> 00:28:34,791 You don't like me? 553 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,261 Where's that water? 554 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,667 Here you go. You should drink ten of these. 555 00:28:51,243 --> 00:28:53,515 I'm hungry. I need a brain tube. 556 00:28:54,179 --> 00:28:55,243 Use my card. 557 00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,932 Where's my ID? 558 00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:03,651 With respect, 559 00:29:03,888 --> 00:29:05,989 you gotta get a handle on your drinking, sir. 560 00:29:06,326 --> 00:29:07,223 Losing your ID... 561 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:08,658 I wasn't drinking. 562 00:29:09,694 --> 00:29:11,103 Did it just fall out? 563 00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:12,919 Major, he's bleeding. 564 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,034 - Who hit you? - I don't remember. 565 00:29:20,672 --> 00:29:22,005 Oh, no. 566 00:29:22,841 --> 00:29:23,813 What is it? 567 00:29:24,592 --> 00:29:26,476 He's got level five security clearance. 568 00:29:26,478 --> 00:29:28,678 His ID authorizes entry into any area of this building. 569 00:29:29,381 --> 00:29:30,513 Go find Justin in the armory... 570 00:29:30,515 --> 00:29:32,515 Tell him to lock down the campus! 571 00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:47,397 I guess they'll need to call back during office hours. 572 00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:55,163 _ 573 00:29:55,531 --> 00:29:56,797 It probably would have been easier 574 00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:59,433 to drop your grievances in the comment box. 575 00:29:59,435 --> 00:30:00,265 Stand up. 576 00:30:08,378 --> 00:30:09,360 Over there. 577 00:30:15,685 --> 00:30:16,567 Sit. 578 00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:30,531 I had this dog named Rocky. 579 00:30:32,035 --> 00:30:33,701 I loved him so much. 580 00:30:34,871 --> 00:30:36,671 One day he wasn't acting right. 581 00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:39,373 He got real aggressive. 582 00:30:40,043 --> 00:30:41,342 Started drooling. 583 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,814 Limped around like... 584 00:30:56,726 --> 00:30:58,492 I waited too long to put him down. 585 00:30:59,028 --> 00:31:00,494 I watched him suffer. 586 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,484 Finally, I took him out back and I shot him. 587 00:31:05,802 --> 00:31:07,034 Was that wrong? 588 00:31:07,704 --> 00:31:09,170 Could Rocky do long division? 589 00:31:09,491 --> 00:31:10,237 Huh? 590 00:31:10,239 --> 00:31:11,605 You see what I'm getting at? I can. 591 00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:13,908 You killed Cynthia and Georgie! 592 00:31:14,601 --> 00:31:16,711 I may have put the buckshot in their heads, 593 00:31:16,713 --> 00:31:18,179 but you killed them! 594 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,247 I didn't wanna watch them suffer. 595 00:31:20,919 --> 00:31:23,085 I don't think any zombie should suffer. 596 00:31:24,721 --> 00:31:26,426 Do I look like I'm suffering? 597 00:31:30,693 --> 00:31:33,027 Why was I the one in prison, Chase? 598 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:34,862 Why? 599 00:31:35,277 --> 00:31:36,397 You're the mass murderer. 600 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,435 I've killed so many. You're gonna be number... 601 00:31:41,437 --> 00:31:42,403 Uh... 602 00:31:42,405 --> 00:31:44,038 Oh, you know what? I've lost count. 603 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,841 And that's only if you count putting a zombie out of his misery. 604 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:48,409 Which I don't! 605 00:31:49,112 --> 00:31:51,245 You killed 10,000 human beings. 606 00:31:51,748 --> 00:31:54,148 I mean... Wow... 607 00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:06,394 Go check the school dorm! He might've gone there first! 608 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:16,036 Nobody gank my taquitos. 609 00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:18,572 - Oh. No cookies? - They take 15 minutes. 610 00:32:18,574 --> 00:32:21,257 Because the machine bakes them especially for you. 611 00:32:21,336 --> 00:32:23,444 - That's what they say. - I want in on that. 612 00:32:24,304 --> 00:32:26,247 Cookies on me. Grab as many as you can with that. 613 00:32:26,249 --> 00:32:27,715 She won't be able to carry that many. 614 00:32:27,717 --> 00:32:29,550 Uh... How 'bout you join her? 615 00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:31,919 I have work stuff to discuss with Liv. 616 00:32:33,222 --> 00:32:35,408 Okay. You got it. Come on, Isobel. 617 00:32:41,697 --> 00:32:43,531 Isobel has Freylich Syndrome. 618 00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:45,184 It's a death sentence. 619 00:32:45,185 --> 00:32:46,634 Victims rarely see their 18th birthday. 620 00:32:46,636 --> 00:32:48,269 Why haven't you scratched her? 621 00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:48,969 She told you? 622 00:32:48,971 --> 00:32:50,805 I found her testing out a morgue drawer. 623 00:32:50,807 --> 00:32:51,972 It came up pretty quickly. 624 00:32:51,974 --> 00:32:54,442 Scratching humans is a capital offense, you know. 625 00:32:55,011 --> 00:32:56,210 I know. 626 00:32:57,079 --> 00:32:59,213 And it would be completely unfair of me 627 00:32:59,215 --> 00:33:01,649 to ask you to put your life on the line. So... 628 00:33:02,718 --> 00:33:04,752 I'll do it. During my next bout of the zombies. 629 00:33:04,754 --> 00:33:05,362 Ravi... 630 00:33:05,364 --> 00:33:07,188 We can feed her with brains from the morgue. 631 00:33:07,190 --> 00:33:08,556 Please, don't try and talk me out of this. 632 00:33:08,558 --> 00:33:10,558 I'm not gonna try to talk you out of it. 633 00:33:10,896 --> 00:33:12,105 - You're not? - No. 634 00:33:12,899 --> 00:33:15,300 Because I already scratched her. And it didn't take. 635 00:33:15,498 --> 00:33:16,864 Wait... What? 636 00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:19,033 That's impossible. 637 00:33:19,272 --> 00:33:20,271 It's not. 638 00:33:21,404 --> 00:33:23,938 I tried it, I had other zombies try. 639 00:33:24,807 --> 00:33:27,608 - Isobel is immune. - I don't understand. 640 00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:31,679 I read an article on false immunity outliers... 641 00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:35,149 It just doesn't make sense. Could it be genetic? 642 00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,751 Maybe. Isobel's had several experimental treatments. 643 00:33:37,753 --> 00:33:39,420 Maybe one of those caused her immunity. 644 00:33:39,422 --> 00:33:40,888 Altered her brain chemistry somehow. 645 00:33:40,890 --> 00:33:43,491 Whatever the reason, she's never gonna be a zombie. 646 00:33:44,494 --> 00:33:45,793 She's gonna die, 647 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:49,282 there's nothing we can do about it. 648 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:53,741 Then we need to study her, 649 00:33:54,191 --> 00:33:55,757 figure out what makes her immune. 650 00:33:56,072 --> 00:33:58,072 Maybe she's the key to finding a vaccine. 651 00:34:02,778 --> 00:34:04,512 Can I call you right back, Mom? 652 00:34:07,134 --> 00:34:10,469 Did you want chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? 653 00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:17,525 And the king of Bremerton! 654 00:34:17,527 --> 00:34:19,927 Whoa. 655 00:34:23,466 --> 00:34:25,466 Mr. Mayor! 656 00:34:25,468 --> 00:34:29,837 Don E. And I had an inspired idea for the remainder of this lockdown. 657 00:34:30,117 --> 00:34:31,350 I love it already. 658 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,174 We're calling it "La Petite Mort Masquerade." 659 00:34:34,176 --> 00:34:38,879 And I'm sure you know what "little death" we're talking about. 660 00:34:38,881 --> 00:34:40,648 Oh! 661 00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:43,250 Candy and the girls already have their masks. 662 00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:44,952 We'll pick yours out in a minute. 663 00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,706 It's kind of a group project. 664 00:34:47,707 --> 00:34:50,624 Ooh. "Group project." Yeah! 665 00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:52,684 You are speaking my language. 666 00:34:52,849 --> 00:34:55,403 And it all starts with a little pick-me-up. 667 00:34:55,937 --> 00:34:58,632 What is it? Is that Utopium? 668 00:34:58,634 --> 00:34:59,432 It's better! 669 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:02,102 It's like Molly, China Girl and U-Boat 670 00:35:02,104 --> 00:35:03,789 had a threesome in your brain. 671 00:35:04,055 --> 00:35:05,220 And right after you snort it, 672 00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:09,376 I'm gonna give you a little vitamin cocktail injection in your booty, 673 00:35:09,378 --> 00:35:12,947 so that you'll be in tip-top shape for your mayoral duties tomorrow. 674 00:35:12,949 --> 00:35:17,818 Always thinking, boys! Always thinking! 675 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,119 Would you take a seat. 676 00:35:19,121 --> 00:35:21,755 Wow. We are really going all out on this one. 677 00:35:21,757 --> 00:35:24,224 For the mayor of New Seattle, the sky's the limit. 678 00:35:24,927 --> 00:35:26,493 That is quite a map. 679 00:35:26,495 --> 00:35:28,862 I'm thinking of investing in some real estate. 680 00:35:28,864 --> 00:35:30,864 Oh. 681 00:35:30,866 --> 00:35:32,132 You're ready? 682 00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:34,201 Well, you guys are doing it, too, right? 683 00:35:34,203 --> 00:35:36,437 Of course. 684 00:35:36,439 --> 00:35:38,305 All right. 685 00:35:41,877 --> 00:35:44,778 Oh. I like it. That's good. Setting the mood. 686 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:47,881 Feeling good? Relaxed? 687 00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,315 - Absolutely. - Cheers. 688 00:35:55,858 --> 00:35:56,696 Oh! 689 00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:59,035 Oh. 690 00:36:00,096 --> 00:36:01,629 Ooh, I feel funny. 691 00:36:02,898 --> 00:36:04,365 I think it's kicking in. 692 00:36:06,002 --> 00:36:07,267 Oh, my God. 693 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,503 Oh, my God. I'm human again! 694 00:36:09,505 --> 00:36:12,106 I can feel it! How did you... 695 00:36:12,108 --> 00:36:13,574 I'm human again! 696 00:36:13,576 --> 00:36:14,875 I'm human again! 697 00:36:32,561 --> 00:36:34,589 I thought that went well. 698 00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:38,091 Yeah. Well, he didn't land on you. 699 00:36:40,404 --> 00:36:42,404 _ 700 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:46,266 I got tired of waiting. So... 701 00:36:47,103 --> 00:36:48,938 I went with chocolate chip. 702 00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:52,507 Okay, something funky's going on. 703 00:36:53,476 --> 00:36:55,461 - Ravi should study me. - I agree. 704 00:36:55,462 --> 00:36:57,575 - He can't. - Why not? Thanks, sweetie. 705 00:36:57,729 --> 00:36:59,847 - I'm staying in Seattle. - We've been through this. You're not. 706 00:36:59,849 --> 00:37:01,048 Wait. Where else is she gonna go? 707 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:02,850 - Home. She's going home. - No, I'm not. 708 00:37:02,852 --> 00:37:03,984 - Where's home? - Boise. 709 00:37:03,986 --> 00:37:06,153 - Idaho? - Which is where she's going. 710 00:37:06,822 --> 00:37:08,255 I'm staying here. 711 00:37:09,091 --> 00:37:11,291 My dying wish is to be a guinea pig. 712 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:13,727 You can't deny me my dying wish. 713 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,867 Wait. How did you get into Seattle? 714 00:37:18,901 --> 00:37:20,634 - A coyote... - Oh. 715 00:37:20,636 --> 00:37:22,970 - Isobel. - Working for Liv. 716 00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:24,905 What? 717 00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,674 What does she mean, "A coyote working for Liv"" 718 00:37:27,676 --> 00:37:30,244 - She meant the coyote that I know. - No, I didn't. 719 00:37:30,777 --> 00:37:31,501 Ravi. 720 00:37:32,452 --> 00:37:35,026 Liv has taken over Mama Leone's organization. 721 00:37:35,456 --> 00:37:38,626 Underground Railroad, head-got-smushed Mama Leone? 722 00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:39,987 - Yep. - Thanks, Peyton. 723 00:37:39,989 --> 00:37:42,089 Look, I'm tired of keeping this secret from Ravi. 724 00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:44,258 Your friends are trying to help you. 725 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,893 We're the No Secrets Club. 726 00:37:45,895 --> 00:37:47,528 It's dangerous information. 727 00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:48,996 And you knew? 728 00:37:49,428 --> 00:37:50,898 For a few weeks. That's all. 729 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,232 And you didn't tell me? 730 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,268 She didn't volunteer the information to me. 731 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:58,639 I caught her red-handed making fake zombie ID cards for her clients. 732 00:38:06,482 --> 00:38:07,920 Your family is back in Boise? 733 00:38:07,921 --> 00:38:09,650 It's just my mom. 734 00:38:09,992 --> 00:38:11,885 No way I'm letting her make the trip here. 735 00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:13,987 - Then we should send you back. - Look! 736 00:38:14,437 --> 00:38:15,794 I'm the one who's dying, 737 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:18,325 and I get to decide what I do with the rest of my short life. 738 00:38:18,658 --> 00:38:20,226 I'm staying in Seattle, 739 00:38:20,229 --> 00:38:23,564 so, please, study me. 740 00:38:23,861 --> 00:38:26,633 I wanna go out knowing that my life had meaning. 741 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:30,837 Lockdown's over. 742 00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:32,839 - They must have caught Cain. - Thank God. 743 00:38:34,109 --> 00:38:37,477 - Let's all go home. - So... What about me? 744 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:44,451 All clear in the dorm. 745 00:38:44,453 --> 00:38:45,919 The perimeter is clear. 746 00:38:46,822 --> 00:38:47,854 Well done, Major. 747 00:38:47,856 --> 00:38:49,489 - Buckshot? - Yep. 748 00:38:50,326 --> 00:38:52,125 If I collect them all, I win a prize. 749 00:38:59,301 --> 00:39:01,245 You're aware Cain is back here? 750 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,663 Sure am. 751 00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:06,373 - He still breathing? - Barely. 752 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,086 Should I get him medical attention? 753 00:39:08,087 --> 00:39:10,677 Let's do him one better. Scratch him. 754 00:39:23,781 --> 00:39:26,015 Just let me die. 755 00:39:27,351 --> 00:39:30,486 - Please. - Scratch him, soldier. That's an order. 756 00:39:31,923 --> 00:39:34,715 He has an appointment with the guillotine. 757 00:39:57,281 --> 00:39:58,514 Detective... 758 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,220 Inspector... 759 00:40:04,222 --> 00:40:07,256 Ah! Madame Acting Mayor. 760 00:40:08,192 --> 00:40:09,692 So, who's taking the lead on this? 761 00:40:09,694 --> 00:40:11,927 Uh, it's a strange case. 762 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:13,395 What is he? 763 00:40:14,031 --> 00:40:15,998 Yesterday he was a zombie, 764 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,734 but what zombie dies from a bullet through the heart? 765 00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:21,470 Well, maybe this'll help. 766 00:40:23,074 --> 00:40:25,341 This popped up all over the Web last night. 767 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:27,943 No one's been able to discover where it originated. 768 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,181 Oh! 769 00:40:32,986 --> 00:40:34,600 Oh, my God. I'm human again. I can feel it! 770 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,619 How did you... I'm human again! 771 00:40:37,048 --> 00:40:38,787 I'm human again! 772 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:48,998 Excellent! This is settled. He's human. 773 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,499 The case is yours. 774 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:52,762 Enjoy. 775 00:40:54,105 --> 00:40:55,337 ? Always been the baddest bitch ? 776 00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:56,639 ? Take down the biggest bads ? 777 00:40:56,641 --> 00:40:58,007 ? Solving murders on the daily ? 778 00:40:58,009 --> 00:40:59,875 ? I got skills you wish you had ? 779 00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:02,578 ? New Seattle got me shook Everywhere I look ? 780 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:05,781 ? All I see is F-G and other two-bit crooks ? 781 00:41:09,453 --> 00:41:10,853 Top bid's at 10 million. 782 00:41:10,855 --> 00:41:12,221 And climbing. 783 00:41:12,619 --> 00:41:15,468 Some millionaires out there really don't wanna be zombies. 784 00:41:29,334 --> 00:41:31,906 ? Woke up to a wall Now we woke, no doubt ? 785 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:33,456 ? No place like home That's truth ? 786 00:41:33,457 --> 00:41:34,552 ? Locked in or locked out ? 787 00:41:34,553 --> 00:41:36,129 ? No cure for what ails Seattle ? 788 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,387 ? Got a case to catch ? 789 00:41:37,388 --> 00:41:38,777 ? Oz a powder keg now ? 790 00:41:38,778 --> 00:41:40,810 ? All we need is a match ? 791 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,634 CREDITS