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Here comes the bachelor,

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all dressed in my nice jacket
I only wear for special events.

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- Oh, you're already on fire.
- Thank you, my friend.

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And gentlemen, welcome
to my bachelor party.

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This is the elite party squad.

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That is, assuming the captain
is ready to let loose?

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Captain? I don't think so.

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I want you guys to think
of me as one of the boys.

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So tonight I'll be swapping
out my captain's hat for my...

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Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.

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Okay, Raymond in the Kangol hat, I will

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definitely call you Raymond,
Raymond in the Kangol hat.

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- This is the best night of my life.
- Mine too.

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Sharon gave me permission
to get ? wasted. ?

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She's even putting a pasta pot

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- next to the bed in case I hurl.
- Smart.

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I'm definitely putting a pasta
pot on our wedding registry.

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Charles, tell us everything
we're doing tonight.

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Well, that could take a long time.

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I've been planning this
bachelor party for ten years.

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But I met Amy eight years ago.

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What does she have to do with this?

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JK. I'm happy for you both.

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No, no, tonight is about

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creating a bond that will last forever.

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Tonight is about The Batch Boys.

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Eh, we can brainstorm the name later.

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No, we can't because I
already made fanny packs.

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Ah, well, that settles that.

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- This, uh, clearly says "Bach Boys."
- No, it's "batch."

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You know, like the
beginning of "bachelor."

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I've been working on this for
ten years... don't ruin it!

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Okay, so let's fanny up, Batch Boys,

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because it's time to party.

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- Whoop whoop!
- Yes.

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Whoop whoop, Raymond in the Kangol.

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Let's go.

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? ?

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I'm so excited for tonight.

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Thank you to my best friend,
Kylie, for organizing this.

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And thank you for coming, ladies

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and gentlemen.

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I still don't get why you guys are here.

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Well, as I understand it, Amy

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- lost some sort of bet with Jake.
- It's true.

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In hindsight, we should probably stop

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making major decisions
through bets and competitions.

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More importantly,
why are you guys dressed like that?

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You look like you're on "Empire."

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That's what we were
going for. Drip drop.

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We brought you a little gift.

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I had to guess on cup size.

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- Just gonna burn that for you.
- Thank you.

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Amy, I too have a gift, okay?

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Tonight, until the stroke of midnight,

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I will not make fun of
you in any way at all,

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- no matter what.
- That is so sweet.

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And my gift to you

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is a cray-cray night of funky fun!

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I fear I've already made the
biggest mistake of my life.

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So, Kylie.

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What's the first event of the night?

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I thought we'd start by
discussing the etymology

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of the word "bachelorette."

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Whoo-whoo!

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Or we could just play
"Never Have I Ever."

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- Maybe later?
- I'll start.

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Never have I ever

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flashed a bartender to get a free drink.

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You guys know how the game works, right?

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You drink if you have done it.

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- Oh.
- We understand.

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Okay, Batch Boys,
the festivities official begin now.

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Let's just grab a couple cabs or...

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Oh, my God. What do we have here?

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Damn!

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Nice work on the limo, Charles.

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What...

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- What just happened?
- Well, that was weird.

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A suspicious bag.

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Maybe we should see what's in it?

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- Ooh.
- A mystery bag.

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I hope it's got those
light-up necklaces.

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People love seeing large groups
of drunk men wearing those.

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Nope. It's a bunch of school supplies.

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Is this gonna be one of
those scavenger hunts, Boyle?

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'Cause that pasta pot
isn't filling itself.

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Come on, Terry. Let's
just see what the plan is.

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- Charles, what are we doing?
- I don't know anything about it.

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But why don't we take
this map and this sextant

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and chart a course to the restaurant?

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Title of your sex-tant tape.

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Ah, did not work at all,

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but I love that you attempted it.

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Title of your sex-tant tape.

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All right, let's go!

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Never have I ever

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had sex in the back of a car.

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No way. Everyone's done that?

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Yeah. Except for you.

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Kylie, you're telling me you
had sex in the back of a car?

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Actually, it was a school bus,

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on the way back from Model U.N.

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with Myanmar.

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It's like I don't even know you.

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Look, we've done like
nine rounds of this,

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and you haven't drunk once.

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Maybe we should play something else
that actually gets you drunk.

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I love you, dude,
but you haven't had the craziest life.

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That's not true. I've done stuff.

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Just say ones that are
a little less wild.

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Uh, never have I ever made
a turn without signaling.

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Okay, a turn is a big deal.

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It's not like you said,
never have I ever

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changed lanes without signaling.

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Never have I ever changed
lanes without signaling.

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You guys are insane!

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Never have I ever

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accepted the terms and
conditions without reading them.

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It's too risky.

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Left a movie without
watching the credits.

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Those people worked hard.

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Used more than the recommended
amount of conditioner.

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They make the conditioner.
They know what they're doing.

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This is lame. Let's play something else.

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No. No-no-no, okay.

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Never have I ever

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had a one-night stand
with a guy from a band.

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Whoops! Yes, I have!

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Whoa, I am V impressed,
Amy. V impressed.

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In fact, Kylie,

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it was the lead singer
of your wedding band.

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Boom! That's right.

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I'm a wild girl!

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Watch out, Madonna.

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Uh, Ames? I told Jake that
you really liked that band

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and he booked it for your
wedding as a surprise.

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What?

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Surprise!

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So, according to this map,

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the restaurant should be right here.

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But it's just an old abandoned building.

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That's odd. Unless...

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You don't think when the sun sets that

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certain letters on that graffiti
wall will be illuminated

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by a shaft of light?

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I don't think that.
We've been at this bachelor party

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for over an hour, wandering
around aimlessly

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and we haven't done one
bachelor party thing!

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Well, Terry, if you'd like,
I could share a lewd story.

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Kevin got me quite horny this morning.

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Oh, see?

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Come on, guys. I'm hungry!

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Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack

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is filled with granola.

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Mmm! Loose granola.

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I don't want fanny granola!

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I want steaks and whiskey!

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Is this whole night
just gonna be puzzles?

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Good question. Perhaps that's something

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the limo can answer!

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- Oh.
- Oh, yes, the limo's back!

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We finally get to ride in the limo.

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Nope. The limo is not for us.
This is something else.

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Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped!

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We have your friend!
Your mission is to find him!

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Is that a Serbian accent?

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It is. Write that down for later.

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Oh! I'll see you in six hours.

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Six hours?

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Joe, let us get in the limo, please!

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Terry's so hungry!

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No!

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Okay, let's not get
discouraged just because...

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We've been doing this for 93 minutes

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and we haven't figured
out one damn clue.

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That's why I said to
not get discouraged.

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All right, what about book two?
Maybe it's a code.

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All we have to do is decipher

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this list of thousands
of random numbers.

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Huh, I wonder if one of them is... 6-9?

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Pretty sure he means
69, but I'm so hungry

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I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond.

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I say we bail on the scavenger hunt.

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There's a restaurant one block away that

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rolls meat to you on a cart.

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Charles would be so upset if we bailed.

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But what if Charles never knew?

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If we can figure out
where he's going to be

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at the end of the night,
we don't have to do

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- any of his dumb puzzles.
- Right.

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Instead, we can spend the next six hours

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eating and drinking and

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talking about how we lost our V cards.

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And then we show up
at the final location

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and pretend we did the stupid hunt.

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- Yeah-yeah...
- Interesting.

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All right, I'm not saying
I'm on board with this

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'cause it's a little bit cruel,
but hypothetically,

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- if we were to cheat...
- Got it.

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I hacked his email.

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His password's really easy to guess.

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"Dianne Wiest."

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And look here.

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There's a receipt for
a party boat rental

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and also a cake delivery

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to a dock down in Bergen Beach.

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That's got to be where this night ends.

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All right, fine.

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We will stop and get
one tiny, little snack

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just to recharge our brains and bods,

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but under no circumstances will we

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do any bachelor partying
without Charles.

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Whoo! I'm getting married!

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This is my bachelor party!

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You guys, I can't have

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some rando one-night
stand at my wedding.

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I'm on the band's website.

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Not to tease you, but

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just so we all have the
complete information.

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- Which one is he?
- Constantine Kane.

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Yes.

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I see.

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Why don't you just cancel the band?

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If I cancel, I'll have to

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tell Jake why, and I
don't want to do that.

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Well, it says he's playing a
solo show in Bed-Stuy tonight.

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We can just go down there and ask him

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- to pull out of the wedding.
- I don't know.

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Tonight was supposed to
be about us bonding,

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and instead, it's just starting
to be about some dude.

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No, it's about your
bachelorettes having your back.

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But I wanted tonight to be fun.

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And it will be. We're
having a drunken adventure!

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Really?

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? ?

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Okay. Yeah. Let's do it.

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Yay! Bachelorette adventure!

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Kylie, you should talk less.

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Sorry, I have to direct it somewhere.

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Nice to meet you, by the way.

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Hey guys, if you're running out,

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I'm just gonna take
Hitchcock to the hospital.

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Is he okay?

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He drank a lot during
"Never Have I Ever."

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We're gonna get his stomach pumped,

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try to get ahead of this thing.

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That meat was good.

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You know what we should order?

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More meat.

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Yeah, we should.

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We're "The Steak Studs!"

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The Steak Studs!

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No-no-no... wait!

255
00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,022
Charles already gave us a name.

256
00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:29,191
And that is the only
one we're gonna use.

257
00:08:29,226 --> 00:08:31,126
Steak Studs! Steak Studs!

258
00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:34,162
- Wait-wait.
- Steak Studs...

259
00:08:34,198 --> 00:08:35,513
- It's Charles.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.

260
00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:36,575
What do we do? What do we do?

261
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,666
Everyone, calm down.

262
00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:38,901
It'll be fine. I have an idea.

263
00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:41,903
Why is everyone looking at me?

264
00:08:41,928 --> 00:08:44,136
You just said you had an idea,
then you stopped talking.

265
00:08:44,161 --> 00:08:45,907
Oh, my goodness. I'm very intoxicated.

266
00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,089
Oh, he's FaceTiming me,
you guys. What do I do?

267
00:08:48,114 --> 00:08:50,757
He can't know we're at the restaurant.
I need a neutral background.

268
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:51,813
I'm a neutral background!

269
00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:53,682
- I'm huge!
- Yes. Genius.

270
00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,115
Let me put on my jacket. Okay.

271
00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:57,886
Hey, best man.

272
00:08:57,921 --> 00:08:59,921
Jake! Oh, I'm so scared.

273
00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,915
The kidnappers have me tied up and...

274
00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,259
W... where are you guys?

275
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,595
I don't want to say,
in case the kidnappers are listening.

276
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,378
Smart. But please hurry.

277
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,732
They're torturing me like
James Bond in "Casino Royale."

278
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,134
It's all groin stuff! Oh, my God.

279
00:09:13,443 --> 00:09:15,724
Save me! Save...

280
00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:18,773
That was close.

281
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:19,835
So...

282
00:09:20,911 --> 00:09:22,577
should we order another round?

283
00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:25,146
? And that's why I cry ?

284
00:09:25,377 --> 00:09:28,250
? Every time I eat my pecan pie ?

285
00:09:28,285 --> 00:09:33,555
? A la mode ?

286
00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,824
- Yeah, Constantine!
- Thank you.

287
00:09:35,859 --> 00:09:36,925
Namaste.

288
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,193
Look, in my defense,

289
00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:39,794
he didn't used to have that man bun.

290
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,204
It was just a ponytail.

291
00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:42,998
I'm just gonna write
some of my thoughts down

292
00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:45,000
just to let them out,
so I don't explode.

293
00:09:45,035 --> 00:09:48,870
Okay, look, no matter how lame
that dude's man purse is,

294
00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:51,006
Amy Santiago still had
a one-night stand.

295
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,741
- To Amy!
- Amy!

296
00:09:52,776 --> 00:09:54,342
Yeah.

297
00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:58,260
Actually, it technically
wasn't just one night.

298
00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:00,022
- Explain.
- Well, he caught me

299
00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:01,613
trying to sneak out the next morning,

300
00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:03,895
and then he started crying,

301
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,253
so I hugged him, and

302
00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:07,222
while we were hugging, um,

303
00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:10,258
his mom FaceTimed,
and he introduced me as his girlfriend.

304
00:10:10,294 --> 00:10:11,826
Okay, so then right after the call,

305
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,196
you broke up with him, ended it.

306
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,929
- Uhh...
- How long were you with

307
00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,439
crying wedding-band man bun?

308
00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:18,366
Not that long. I doubt
he even remembers me.

309
00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:20,117
Oh, my God. Amy Santiago.

310
00:10:20,142 --> 00:10:21,303
Ladies and gentlemen,

311
00:10:21,338 --> 00:10:23,501
the love of my life is here.

312
00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:25,874
Three months. We dated
for three months.

313
00:10:25,909 --> 00:10:28,209
All right. This is the boat.

314
00:10:28,245 --> 00:10:30,556
Now, Charles has to think
we're totally sober

315
00:10:30,581 --> 00:10:31,846
and we solved his puzzle.

316
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,588
- So we good?
- Yep, I'm drunk as hell!

317
00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:35,588
- That's not what I asked.
- Don't worry about me.

318
00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,176
I've seen you do enough of
these harebrained schemes

319
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,253
to know how to play along.

320
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,788
If Charles asks what's wrong,

321
00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:42,426
I'll just put on a quaint smile and say,

322
00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:44,726
"Nothing."

323
00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,472
Amazing. That is actually perfect.

324
00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:48,258
All right, now let's hold on
to each other for balance

325
00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,198
like three totally sober grown men.

326
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,324
Come here.

327
00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:53,825
And here we go.

328
00:10:54,866 --> 00:10:56,747
Oh, yeah, we're nailing this.

329
00:10:57,661 --> 00:11:00,141
Hello? Charles?

330
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:03,745
Surprise! Welcome to the party, pal!

331
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,147
Wow! This is amazing!

332
00:11:06,183 --> 00:11:08,214
Yeah! Now we get to the best part.

333
00:11:08,239 --> 00:11:09,519
Steaks and shots!

334
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,363
Ohh, more meat and alcohol.

335
00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:13,722
"More?" What does that mean?

336
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,291
Uhh...

337
00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:18,093
Nothing?

338
00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:27,950
- Isn't this great?
- Uh-huh.

339
00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:30,355
So there is one question
about the scavenger hunt

340
00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:31,758
you have to answer.

341
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,806
Was he everything you thought he'd be?

342
00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:35,338
Yes.

343
00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:38,047
He was everything I thought he'd be.

344
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,384
Never before has a person so
perfectly met my expectations.

345
00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:42,588
I know!

346
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,213
Isn't Reginald VelJohnson the best?

347
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:46,293
Reginald VelJohnson? From "Die Hard"?

348
00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:48,336
Sergeant Powell was a
part of my bachelor party?

349
00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,529
Is what I said upon meeting him.

350
00:11:51,554 --> 00:11:53,179
I'm just still emotional about it.

351
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:55,227
I can't believe you pulled that off!

352
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:56,326
Yeah, I did.

353
00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:57,861
I have one more surprise for you.

354
00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:00,903
If I could have your eyes, ears,

355
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,365
and emotional cores...

356
00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:06,280
I'd like to take you all on a journey.

357
00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:07,949
Wow, you got a lot of
photos of my birth.

358
00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:09,879
Your mom didn't have any pics,
so I had to call the hospital.

359
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,097
- Ah.
- Jake Peralta.

360
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:13,303
My partner. My best friend.

361
00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,203
My brother. My idol.

362
00:12:15,332 --> 00:12:18,300
The one man who has never let me down.

363
00:12:18,477 --> 00:12:20,196
Oh, that's very kind.

364
00:12:20,297 --> 00:12:22,625
Tonight had to be the biggest,

365
00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:24,828
most special bachelor party ever.

366
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,891
It had to be extraordinary because you,

367
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,711
my friend, are no ordinary man.

368
00:12:30,782 --> 00:12:35,632
In fact, you are 24 karat gold.

369
00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,400
? ?

370
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:40,197
? So if we get the big
jobs and we make... ?

371
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:43,765
24 karat gold!

372
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:44,997
- Is that a phrase I say?
- No.

373
00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:46,191
Like the coins from the hunt!

374
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:47,871
Yes, of course. From those.

375
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:51,153
Now, Terry, please
present your gold coin.

376
00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:52,926
My gold coin? The hell?

377
00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:55,080
From the last stop,
the one with Reginald VelJohnson.

378
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:57,004
Yes, right, I already told you
that I was there and I met him.

379
00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:59,333
Stop bringing it up.
Terry, give the man his coin!

380
00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:01,604
- The hell are you talking about, Jake?
- The coin. Give him the coin.

381
00:13:01,628 --> 00:13:03,085
- What coin? I don't have a...
- You give him a coin.

382
00:13:03,109 --> 00:13:04,622
- Give him his gold coin.
- What's going on, guys?

383
00:13:04,646 --> 00:13:06,233
All right, here's the deal.

384
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,415
Terry's coin fell out of his pocket,
and we lost it.

385
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,149
We just didn't have the
heart to tell you.

386
00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:13,274
Oh, no. That cost $800.

387
00:13:13,299 --> 00:13:14,750
All right, Terry will pay me back later.

388
00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:17,333
- What?
- Captain, your coin, please.

389
00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:19,741
? And as our lives change ?

390
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,389
- I ate mine.
- You ate your coin?

391
00:13:21,414 --> 00:13:22,701
Yes, I thought it was chocolate.

392
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,718
But you hate chocolate.
It has "too much taste."

393
00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:27,233
Oh, man.

394
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,460
You guys didn't do the
scavenger hunt, did you?

395
00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,104
And you call yourselves The Batch Boys?

396
00:13:33,151 --> 00:13:35,050
Actually, we call ourselves
The Steak Studs.

397
00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,456
Raymond!

398
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:37,680
Why?

399
00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:40,194
I know why you're here, Turtle Bug.

400
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,685
I feel like the fact that you just

401
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,210
called me that means you don't.

402
00:13:43,259 --> 00:13:45,939
Uh, quick question:
If I make fun of Constantine

403
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,737
does that count as making fun of you?

404
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,194
- Yes.
- Okay.

405
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,219
- Can I make fun of you?
- I'd rather you didn't.

406
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,246
Well, I have to remove
myself from this situation.

407
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,000
Look, I want to talk to you
about a gig you have coming up.

408
00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,846
- Jake Peralta booked it.
- Yeah.

409
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,875
- Your wedding.
- What?

410
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,644
If you knew that, then
why did you take it?

411
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:01,699
I wrote you a love song.

412
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:03,534
I'm gonna sing it,
and I'm gonna win you back.

413
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,423
Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show."

414
00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,491
- I love Hoda.
- Yeah, no.

415
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,946
No, we will not.

416
00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:10,683
This is what's gonna happen, okay?

417
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,951
You're gonna call Jake,

418
00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:13,641
tell him something came up,

419
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,965
and you have to cancel the gig.

420
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,987
Not happening.
I'm gonna get on that stage.

421
00:14:17,012 --> 00:14:18,811
And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back."

422
00:14:18,836 --> 00:14:20,869
Fine. I'm gonna tell Jake everything.

423
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,408
I'm cancelling your band. Boom.

424
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:26,034
Okay! That'll just cost you $15,000.

425
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:27,239
Excuse me?

426
00:14:27,264 --> 00:14:28,702
Well, when I heard it was your wedding,

427
00:14:28,726 --> 00:14:30,560
I knew your fiancé would cancel

428
00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:32,719
when he found out about us, so...

429
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:35,143
I put in a huge kill fee.

430
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,603
Yeah, he never even noticed.

431
00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:40,701
He didn't read the terms and conditions.

432
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,085
Look, Charles, I'm
sorry that we cheated,

433
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:44,499
but your puzzle was too hard.

434
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,351
Oh, don't give me that excuse.

435
00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,602
I worked hard on this night!

436
00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:48,960
And it all led up to this moment

437
00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:51,595
where everyone gives you
$3,200 in gold coins!

438
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,945
Again, is the gold coin thing
based on something I said?

439
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,137
You're 24 karat gold!

440
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,545
- Yeah, right, okay.
- You guys are the worst.

441
00:14:57,569 --> 00:14:59,794
You're right, and we
shouldn't have lied to you.

442
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,734
But all of this, the puzzle,

443
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,408
it's what you wanted, not me.

444
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:05,454
I just wanted to hang
out with my friends.

445
00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,546
Well, don't let me stop you.

446
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:10,062
You can hang out with your friends
all you want, because I'm leaving.

447
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,139
Charles!

448
00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,276
Come on, slideshow.

449
00:15:18,446 --> 00:15:20,452
Boyle isn't picking up
and I called Genevieve.

450
00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:22,073
- She doesn't know where he is.
- Wait.

451
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,728
I bet Charles is looking for the
coins he hid all over the city.

452
00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:25,784
They were so expensive.

453
00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,927
Also, why does he keep
saying I'm 24 karat gold?

454
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:29,212
- No idea.
- Makes zero sense.

455
00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:30,619
We'll have to figure it out later.

456
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:32,066
In the meantime, we
gotta find those coins.

457
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,527
Yes, but how do we figure
out where they are?

458
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:34,710
All we have to do is solve

459
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,905
the entire six-hour
scavenger hunt immediately.

460
00:15:36,962 --> 00:15:39,005
Raymond, toss me that sextant.

461
00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,711
Guys, we can do this!

462
00:15:40,736 --> 00:15:42,351
We cannot do this.

463
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,594
We're way too drunk.

464
00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,907
But there has to be someone that
knows where those coins are, right?

465
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,003
Charles.

466
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,459
- Charles would know.
- Brilliant!

467
00:15:48,484 --> 00:15:50,552
We just have to find Charles,
but where might he be?

468
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:51,989
He's probably digging up the gold coins.

469
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,944
But who would know where
the gold coins are?

470
00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,777
Charles! Charles knows where they are.

471
00:15:55,802 --> 00:15:57,776
But where is he...
No, wait we're stuck in a loop.

472
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,127
We're super drunk and we're in a loop.

473
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:01,384
We need to find someone
who isn't Charles

474
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,686
who knows where the coins are.

475
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,592
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

476
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,140
- It's Reginald VelJohnson.
- What's going on?

477
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,390
- Who are you?
- I'm Jake Peralta.

478
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:11,859
You were part of my
bachelor party tonight.

479
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,349
Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show.

480
00:16:13,498 --> 00:16:15,622
He knows who I am.

481
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,682
Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand

482
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:24,875
or my father/daughter dance is
going to be performed by that.

483
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,895
Wrong. You're forgetting
the most obvious option.

484
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,056
Steal the contract and destroy it.

485
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,380
Destroy a legal document?
I can't do that.

486
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,520
You were right, I'm a boring square

487
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:36,453
who's never actually had a crazy,
stranger bone session.

488
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,759
Gina, your looks are just
as hurtful as your words.

489
00:16:38,784 --> 00:16:40,790
I'm sorry. I can only control so much.

490
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,692
- I shouldn't have come back.
- Okay. Look.

491
00:16:42,728 --> 00:16:44,426
You don't have to steal it. We will.

492
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:45,562
- Right?
- Hell yeah.

493
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,827
You guys don't have to do this.

494
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,299
We told you. We're your bridesmaids.

495
00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:49,337
We have your back. Okay.

496
00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:51,015
I think if we distract
him, I can sneak in

497
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,931
and take the contract
out of his man purse.

498
00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:54,264
Won't he know what's going on?

499
00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:55,505
He saw all of us with Amy.

500
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:56,973
Not all of us.

501
00:16:57,579 --> 00:16:58,679
Sick set.

502
00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:00,025
You were really jamming up there.

503
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,064
- Oh...
- I'm Lucious Lyon.

504
00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:04,381
Record executive at...
Executive Records.

505
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,707
Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name.

506
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:08,729
Anyway, we're always
looking for new talent.

507
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,553
"We" being me and my partner.

508
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:12,789
That's Cookie. Let me introduce you.

509
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,495
? ?

510
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:20,606
Where is it? Where is it?

511
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,280
Why are there so many scarves in here?

512
00:17:22,305 --> 00:17:23,504
You looking for this?

513
00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:27,161
I see him, Gina. Thank you.

514
00:17:28,396 --> 00:17:29,786
Look, Sergeant Powell,

515
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:31,271
oh, I'm sorry, is it
okay if I call you by

516
00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:32,519
your character name from "Die Hard"?

517
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:33,590
- No.
- Okay.

518
00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:35,793
Look, Reginald, do you know
why Charles hired you?

519
00:17:35,903 --> 00:17:38,024
Because I love "Die Hard"
more than any other movie,

520
00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:39,854
- and I loved you in it.
- For the record,

521
00:17:39,879 --> 00:17:41,412
I loved you from "Family Matters."

522
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,933
Carl Winslow made me
want to become a cop.

523
00:17:43,972 --> 00:17:45,253
Come on, Terry, you already have

524
00:17:45,278 --> 00:17:46,660
like six other reasons you became a cop.

525
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,535
This is not your moment.
And for the record,

526
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,845
that's the first time I've ever heard

527
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:50,888
him even mention "Family Matters."

528
00:17:50,912 --> 00:17:52,678
Look, it's late. Please leave.

529
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,087
Come on. Look... My best
friend is out there.

530
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:57,077
And you're the only one
who knows where he is.

531
00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:58,901
So, as much as I hate to do this,

532
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:00,914
you're gonna tell us where
those coins are hidden,

533
00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:03,084
- or you're gonna regret it.
- What are you gonna do to me?

534
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,208
Stay here all night, making this sound:

535
00:18:10,115 --> 00:18:11,378
Fine, fine.

536
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,109
- I'll tell you where he is.
- Yes.

537
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,217
Thank you so much.

538
00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:15,542
Also, we're gonna need
you to take us there,

539
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,132
'cause we're all too drunk to drive.

540
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:19,922
You thought you could
distract me with a record deal?

541
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,588
Please, I'm already represented,

542
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:23,726
by my mom.

543
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,683
- God, you're a turd.
- Well, this turd

544
00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:28,113
is your best friend's future husband.

545
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,892
- Doink!
- Hey, wait, no!

546
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,850
- Give that back to me!
- I'm wild!

547
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:35,138
Keep going! Keep going!

548
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,640
- He's gaining on you.
- Not for long.

549
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,575
Free shots for everyone!

550
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,178
Turtle Bug!

551
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,281
Whoo!

552
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,783
Buh-bye, Connie!

553
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:49,052
Tell your mother I said
I never loved you,

554
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,649
and that your whole family
is a bunch of friggin...

555
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,059
Oh.

556
00:18:56,161 --> 00:18:58,127
Whoo, I broke a rule!

557
00:19:00,254 --> 00:19:02,082
Never have I ever slept with a guy,

558
00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:04,089
broken his heart,
hired him to play at my wedding,

559
00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:05,835
stolen a legally binding
contract from him,

560
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,737
jumped on a bar and
dumped booze on everyone,

561
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:09,910
fallen off the bar,
probably given myself a concussion...

562
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,185
and a permanent scar.

563
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,276
I have ever!

564
00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:15,812
Well, it is officially after midnight,

565
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,047
so I can now say whatever I want.

566
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,215
Uh-oh.

567
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,983
Tonight was awesome,

568
00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:22,952
and I loved hanging out with your dorks.

569
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:24,987
- What?
- Aww, yeah.

570
00:19:26,091 --> 00:19:27,248
You know, the word "dork"

571
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:29,905
is actually a Celtic
word meaning "lungfish."

572
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,791
Kylie, I'm trying so hard.

573
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,622
This is where he told
me to wait for you.

574
00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:35,014
Oh, my God. This is the corner where

575
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,598
John McClane met Zeus
Carver in "Die Hard 3."

576
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,476
Oh, Charles. Yes, you're here.

577
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:41,070
What's going on? How did you find me?

578
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:42,105
Did you solve the puzzle?

579
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,339
No, they didn't.

580
00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:44,532
They cheated again.

581
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,687
Reginald.

582
00:19:45,712 --> 00:19:47,968
Hey man, look.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

583
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,234
No, I'm the one who should apologize.

584
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:51,487
I overdid it tonight.

585
00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:53,565
I wanted everything to
be perfect, because

586
00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:56,121
it's our last big night
before you get married.

587
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,868
I guess I was a little worried

588
00:19:58,123 --> 00:19:59,593
things were gonna change between us.

589
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:02,125
Oh, Charles. Come on.

590
00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:04,152
Of course, things are gonna change.

591
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,705
I'm getting married.

592
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,864
I mean, didn't you make
me less of a priority

593
00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:09,718
when you and Genevieve got together?

594
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:13,813
- Yes.
- See?

595
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,239
I mean, no matter what,
we'll always be best friends.

596
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:17,974
Hey, you know why

597
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,397
I didn't like your scavenger hunt?

598
00:20:19,422 --> 00:20:20,804
'Cause it was stupid
and overcomplicated.

599
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,027
And way too long.

600
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,685
- There was no food.
- Or drinks.

601
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,867
This is not a group conversation, guys.

602
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,178
Well, you could have stood
a little farther away from us then.

603
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:28,251
Point taken.

604
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,745
I didn't like it because

605
00:20:29,794 --> 00:20:31,760
you got kidnapped right
at the beginning.

606
00:20:31,878 --> 00:20:33,433
You were gone for six hours.

607
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,714
I wanted to spend my
bachelor party with you.

608
00:20:38,044 --> 00:20:39,444
I can't believe you pissed off

609
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,367
Reginald VelJohnson just to find me.

610
00:20:41,392 --> 00:20:42,991
Oh, please. He'll get over it.

611
00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:45,434
No, I won't. You've
made an enemy for life.

612
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,303
And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck.

613
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:53,319
That's fine. I'm fine with that.

614
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:55,211
It's good. What's important is that

615
00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:56,588
we made up, my best friend.

616
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,689
Not Bruce Willis.

617
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,082
To Jake and Amy!

618
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,684
To Jake and Amy!

619
00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:03,953
To us!

620
00:21:04,022 --> 00:21:06,025
Hey, so I need to tell you something.

621
00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,455
I had to cancel the wedding band,

622
00:21:08,526 --> 00:21:10,993
because I kind of dated
one of the dudes in it.

623
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,383
Yeah, I know. Man bun.

624
00:21:12,408 --> 00:21:14,174
He left me a very long message

625
00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:16,199
- with a lot of details.
- Oh, no.

626
00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:18,000
He seems like a really passionate guy.

627
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,521
I'm never gonna live this down.

628
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,037
No, you are not.

629
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,349
I'm just kidding.
I'll never bring it up again.

630
00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:23,940
Thank you. You're the sweetest.

631
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,319
- I love you.
- I love you too, Turtle Bug.

632
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:27,477
- Oh, my...
- Yeah.

633
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,178
Uh, do I still need to be here?

634
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,772
Yes, Reginald. We're all toasted
and we need rides home!

635
00:21:33,284 --> 00:21:35,284
It's Reginald VelJohnson!

636
00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:40,632
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