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Previously on The Last Man On Earth.

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- So you're still gonna go.
- I'm jealous of you, Phil!

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You have a real family. I've
got a blob on a computer screen.

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It's not people, but, damn, man.

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I got to find that out for myself.

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I'm coming with you.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, Todd.

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What's going on?

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Uh, nothing in-in fact.

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You know, j-just, uh,
taking a little break.

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You know, doing a little wall lean.

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- What's that smell?
- What smell?

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The overwhelming one
currently in the room.

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Oh-oh, that-that smell.

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Yeah, oh, you know...

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Look, Erica, I'm not gonna lie to you.

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I farted.

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Yeah, this is one of those
weird cases where, you know,

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you smelt it but I'm
the one who dealt it.

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You know, it was...
It's a real axiom buster.

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- Yeah.
- You might want to keep it moving.

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You know, 'cause, uh, fart-wise,

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I got a real packed house in here.

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It's, uh, standing room only, you know?

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Got a real, uh, Deuce Bigelow
in the ole staging area.

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I-I have a feeling it's gonna
continue throughout the day,

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you know, so you might
want to spread the word

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to the others to just
stay away from this room.

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You know, till I give the all clear.

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- Well, good luck with that.
- Don't need luck.

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Just time and gravity.

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Catch ya later.

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Okay.

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Ugh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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? From ev-e-ry ?

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? Mountainside ?

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? Let freedom ring. ?

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Yes.

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Hey, uh, got you another lemonade, bud.

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You did that while you were singing?

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Did what?

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I'm offering you a refreshing lemonade.

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In a root beer can.

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With steam coming out of it.

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Probably just a packaging mishap.

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Mm-hmm. Well, I'm good for right now.

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And, you know, I can
always just pull over,

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let you pee, if you want.

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That's not necessary.

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Uh, FYI, don't spoil your appetite,

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'cause in an hour or so,
might be able to rustle up

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a couple Rolo's for you.

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Did Mom and Dad do something
to you when you were little?

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I guess, yeah. Ah.

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You thinking about it?

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Yeah.

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What?

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I just want to remind you

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what you yourself said to me. Okay?

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That the chances of
that blob being people

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are almost nonexistent.

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I just don't want you
to get your hopes up.

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Phil, I'm a scientist, okay?

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I know that data doesn't always
provide the desired results.

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Okay. Good.

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_

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Oh, my God.

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Oh. Look at that.

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Friggin' buttload of
avocado and orange trees.

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- We should stop.
- No, no, no.

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Come on. Let's go.

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Okay. We'll pick 'em up on the way back.

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People are going to
go ape dong over this.

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- Okay, well...
- Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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No way.

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No way! Look at that!

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Mike. Your little machine
was on to something.

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Goats!

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- Goats.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, little fellas.
Hey, what's your names?

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Oh, my God. Is this crazy?

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Yeah, it's amazing.

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Look, we gotta keep going,
all right? We're only

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five minutes away from the
heat signature. Come on.

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Wait. Aren't these your heat signatures?

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N-No. No way. Now come on, let's go.

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Mike. This is a huge frigging deal.

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Okay, in four years,

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we've found one cow, one bull, one fish,

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and a few friggin' crickets.

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Look, I get it, okay?
All right, so we'll just,

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we'll come back here
once we get done doing

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what we came here to do, all right?

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What if they're gone? Huh?
I just go tell the group,

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"Oh, yeah, we had a chance to
get you a bunch of, you know,

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fresh milk and-and cheese
and yogurt and meat,

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but we decided to prioritize
a frigging heat blob."

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Phil, these guys aren't going anywhere.

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Not leaving these goats, Mike.

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Okay, uh, guys.

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Look, I-I... I didn't
want to tell you this,

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but then I came to the
realization that, well,

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you know, it'd be unsafe not to.

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This morning,

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as I was working, I
came across some, uh...

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How do I put this? Some, uh...

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murdered corpses hidden in our walls.

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- What?
- No.

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- Are you messing with us?
- I-I wish I was.

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But that's not it. There-there's
some other stuff back there,

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you guys... should come take a look at.

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I can't do it. Mm-mm.

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Ever since I was a kid, I've
had a fear of being scared.

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I don't want to see a
bunch of dead bodies.

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- No.
- No. Don't worry.

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- I-I took care of that.
- Well, did you get rid of them?

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Well, uh... I did the next best thing.

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Ta-da.

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Oh, what the hell?

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Well, you know, I thought
this would make it less scary.

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You know? The-the trick is,

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don't think of 'em as
dead bodies, you know?

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Think of 'em as, uh, people.

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The sequel.

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L-Like Teddy here.

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I found him with a
noose around his neck,

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hanging from a rafter.

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Now he's playing horseshoes,

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and the son of a gun just got a leaner.

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These two I found crammed
into a floorboard together.

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And look at 'em now.

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They're having a spirited
arm wrestling session.

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Still anybody's game,
but my money's on Matthew.

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And, finally, we have Jamie.

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Found him as a disembodied
head with his eyes gouged out.

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Look at him now.

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He's got his body back, and he's sliding

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down a frickin' rainbow.

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Todd, can you just cut the crap

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and tell us why we're
standing in the middle

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of this Romanian horror film?

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Okay. Just, uh, follow me.

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Okay, let's just find a boy

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and a girl and then we got
ourselves a goat starter kit

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and we can go, all right?

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Okay, I got a girl right here.

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But I can't find one with a penis.

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Have you seen a penis?

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No, I'm not seeing
any penises over here.

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Oh, is that... the one behind you...

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Is that a penis strapped on that one?

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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Right there.

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Oh, no, no, no, not a penis.

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It's a little clump of goat poop.

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You know, it's really weird to me.

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I thought you'd be really
good at finding penises,

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since you have to search
for yours every time

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- you take a leak.
- Ha-ha!

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Very funny. I'll have you know

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it's only slightly below below-average.

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- Hmm.
- My doctor even said

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that, in some countries, my
size wouldn't even be considered

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a medical issue, so...

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I guess that's why you
sit down to pee, huh?

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I do that out of comfort, Mike,
not out of biological necessity.

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Calm down. I'm just pushing your button.

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Yeah, well, I got a
button for you to push.

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Yeah, I hear it's the size of a button.

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- You want to see it?
- Yeah, I do.

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- You want to see it?
- Let me see it.

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- Do you want to see it?
- Let's go. Come on.

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Yes on the seeing it?

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Yes.

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Okay, maybe, uh, a little later.

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You know, wh-when the...
sun comes out a little more.

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I don't know, it's pretty bright, man.

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Okay. Yeah. No, no,
no, right now's great.

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- Yeah.
- Right now works for me.

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- Give me one second.
- All right.

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There you go.

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Oh, there's a penis.

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- Oh, right here?
- Boom. Yeah, right?

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Guy's... there it is.

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- Just grab him. He heard us.
- Okay. Right here, right here.

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Okay. This is the penis one right here.

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- I know, I know, I know.
- Goat penis, goat penis.

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- Grab it.
- Come on.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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Oh, my God.

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There's got to be
millions of dollars here.

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Yeah. Dollars, pesos, euros,

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yen. And there's five
times more down the hallway.

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Whatever small business

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these homeowners were
running was pretty lucrative.

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Is that what I think it is?

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Yep. Pure yayo.

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Good stuff. Bolivian.

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18 bills, farm. 30K, street.

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She will take you for a ride,
let you walk on the wind,

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then drop you like a bad trust fall.

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Why do you know so much about this?

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Well, let's just say that
the '80s and Gail Klosterman

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had a love-love relationship.

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Oh, my God.

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Looks almost like the
fake grenade paperweight

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in the lounge.

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Okay, so you're gonna
turn right just up ahead.

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About, um, 50 yards.

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Gotcha. Turning right.

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Okay, now veer left and
then just head straight.

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Veering to the left.

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Veer completed.

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Heading straight in progress.

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And, uh, you should be
coming up to a hill, yeah?

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Yeah. Got eyes on the hill.

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Great. Okay, so i-it's just
gonna be over this ridge.

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Right-right in the valley there.

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Oh, hey, a-and go slow, Phil.

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All right? W-We don't
want to freak anybody out.

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Going a friendly, nonaggressive,

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"nice to meet you" 18 miles an hour.

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Good, good, good.

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Just a little further.

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Just about another 50 yards.

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Thirty.

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Twenty.

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Just a little further.

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And... stop. Stop.

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Sorry, bud.

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I know how important this was to you.

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Maybe it was the goats.

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No.

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No, it was right here when we pulled up.

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Maybe that machine's on
a time delay or something.

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Doesn't work that way.

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We should probably head back.

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I'm sure they're waiting for us.

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No one's waiting for me.

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Can you give me a second?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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How can we tell if it's real?

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Okay, everybody just
be very still, okay?

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I mean, the-the key
to grenade safety is...

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not to explode it, so...

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- Todd, stop, stop, stop.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Dude, dude!

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You don't pick it up like that.

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I thought the ring was the handle.

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That's the jobbie that
explodes it, you dolt.

255
00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:06,157
You know what, I'll do it.

256
00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:09,461
Does that feel real?

257
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,530
Uh, there's only one way to find out.

258
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,776
Oh, my God!

259
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,312
Feels like it was real.

260
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,994
Well, as long as we don't
ever go near that room,

261
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:29,172
we should be good.

262
00:13:29,197 --> 00:13:30,359
And there's no way they can, like...

263
00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:32,174
I don't know...
activate themselves or...

264
00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:34,319
No. As long as we don't
pull those pins out,

265
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,388
we should be fine.

266
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,999
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.

267
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,050
Sh-Should be fine.

268
00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,585
Okay.

269
00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:44,297
You know what, maybe we
should just do a tiny sweep

270
00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:45,977
of the rest of the house, just in case.

271
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,568
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Just in case.

272
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,710
Let's go.

273
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:22,568
Hey. Found this in the laundry closet.

274
00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:24,470
Put it in the cocaine pile.

275
00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,821
Okay, so that's 75 bags of cocaine,

276
00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:30,948
23 sticks of dynamite, 16 grenades,

277
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,940
82 normal guns,

278
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,051
36 scary guns

279
00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:37,659
and five severed heads.

280
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,394
That's got to be it, right?

281
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,531
Think we've checked just about
everything I can think of.

282
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:45,132
Well, I could use

283
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,727
a little music to jazz up my mood.

284
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:49,203
We missed one.

285
00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:51,932
They've put dynamite in the fireplace?

286
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,794
I've had dynamite in
my fireplace before,

287
00:14:53,819 --> 00:14:56,987
and let's just say my chimney
will never be the same again.

288
00:15:08,861 --> 00:15:10,191
Stop!

289
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,271
Did anyone check the piano?

290
00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:14,741
Oh.

291
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,219
Well, that don't look kosher.

292
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,660
I know what you're going through.

293
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,796
Yeah. You wonder what the point is,

294
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:44,000
why are you still here
when everyone else is gone.

295
00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:46,536
And I-I didn't know
the answer, you know.

296
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,705
Yeah, it got so bad, I-I
didn't want to live anymore.

297
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,874
So I got into my truck,

298
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,545
and I was about to drive it
into a rock and just end it all.

299
00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:56,806
You know?

300
00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,786
But then I saw Carol.

301
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,166
I was at my very lowest point.

302
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:07,490
So, you know, don't give up hope,

303
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:08,985
'cause one day,

304
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,661
maybe you'll get your answer, too.

305
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,078
Okay?

306
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,731
Hey, look, hey, your answer

307
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,620
might not even be human, you know?

308
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:18,813
And hear me out.

309
00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:21,573
You know, goats are
living creatures too, okay?

310
00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:24,951
And-and they got something
that, say, sex dolls don't have.

311
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:28,481
It's, like, a, you know, a
non-plasticity of-of their...

312
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:30,175
Phil... don't.

313
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,788
In New Zealand, it's
like dating a cousin

314
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:33,701
- as far as the taboo aspect.
- Phil, please.

315
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,327
Okay, and I'm pretty sure the
goats would be into it. Yeah.

316
00:16:36,352 --> 00:16:39,420
Uh, hey, how bad do you guys
want to have sex with this dude?

317
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,527
You hear that? Oh, you're in, Mike.

318
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:48,068
Oh, there he is! There's my brother.

319
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:51,578
The promise of interspecies sex
has brought him back to life.

320
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,608
Ooh, ooh, looks like
they're both into it.

321
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:57,733
Look, okay, you don't
want to commit just yet.

322
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,501
You probably need to know what
your singing chemistry is like.

323
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:03,489
Ooh, and I think I
have the perfect song.

324
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:04,842
Okay, don't look.

325
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,680
I'm gonna surprise you with something.

326
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:08,575
Okay, all set.

327
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:13,280
Now we just wait for your
goat lovers to start us out.

328
00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:16,517
Oh, come on. Don't get
stage fright on me now.

329
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,385
Come on.

330
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,357
? Ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

331
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,559
? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

332
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:28,017
- ? Barbara Ann ?
- ? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

333
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:30,775
- ? Take my hand ?
- ? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

334
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,568
- ? Barbara Ann ?
- ? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

335
00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:36,570
? You've got me
rockin' and a-rollin' ?

336
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,605
? Rockin' and
a-reelin', Barbara Ann ?

337
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,970
? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

338
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:43,754
? Went to a dance
looking for romance ?

339
00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:47,548
? Saw Barbara Ann and I thought
I'd take a chance, Barbara Ann ?

340
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,212
? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

341
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,317
? Barbara Ann ?

342
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,482
? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann ?

343
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:54,340
? You've got me
rockin' and a-rollin' ?

344
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,331
? Rockin' and
a-reelin', Barbara Ann ?

345
00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:58,522
? Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann. ?

346
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:13,507
Oh, I hope Tandy doesn't mind
us using his little friend.

347
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,443
Oh, he'll just tear the
head off some other poor dog

348
00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:18,912
and staple it to a toaster or something.

349
00:18:19,227 --> 00:18:22,161
Looks like that thing is
wired to the highest key,

350
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,353
so hit that, and we'll get our answer.

351
00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:28,689
Just made it to the piano.

352
00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:31,291
Initiating protocol.

353
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,293
Always wanted to say that.

354
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:38,765
Steady, Clancy.

355
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:40,701
Time to drop the hammer.

356
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:46,406
Oh, no. That's a B flat.

357
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,408
He's gonna want to hit that high C.

358
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:49,543
? Aah! ?

359
00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:50,777
That's what we're shooting for.

360
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,446
Got it.

361
00:18:54,104 --> 00:18:56,316
Here goes nothing.

362
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,342
There she is.

363
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,427
Oh, maybe it's nothing.

364
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,602
Look, it might take a
little while to get used to,

365
00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:17,738
but I think this is gonna
be really good for you.

366
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,540
Yeah, I'm pretty sick of living

367
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,475
in that little tin
box back there anyway.

368
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,577
Do me good to get off the computer

369
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:26,446
and actually interact
with some human beings.

370
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:27,714
And you.

371
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,551
Oh, you. Pfft.

372
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,386
Well, I have a feeling you're gonna be

373
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,555
very happy in Zihuatanejo.

374
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,458
Oh, here we are... home sweet...

375
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:39,760
We're moving.

376
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:43,103
We're moving.

377
00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:07,725
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