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You're teaming up
with the guys from Ghosted.

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I could have died in there!

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Only on Fox.

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Previously on Ghosted...

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One of our finest agents,
Mike Checker, disappeared.

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If anything happens to me

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find Detective Leroy Wright
and Dr. Max Jennifer.

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Remember the big guy
from the power plant?

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- Yeah.
- He took his own head off,

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and he just, like, set it on a table.

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Oh, my God. That's my wife.

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I have to know, were you abducted?

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Do not look for me.

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Hey, uh, you mind if we work
in here, uh, skateboard-wise?

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A little.

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We don't usually like to skate
with narcs.

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- Narcs?
- Yeah, right.

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Please. My man Skeeter here

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make Tony Hawk look like
freaking Tony Stark.

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- Boosh.
- Yeah, but Tony Stark is awesome.

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Never mind. Hey, Gonzo.

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'Sup?

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I'm gonna show these fools
how real it can get.

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Oh. Y'all in for a treat.

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Set it up. Come on, rip that trick.

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Balance, baby.

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Right?

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- Call that a tail grind.
- Dope.

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That's already the name of something.

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- Oh, is it?
- You so smart, let's see you try it.

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- Yeah.
- Come on, come on.

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I bet you 50 bucks you can't do it.

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50 bucks? Show 'em, Luke.

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- Punk him out.
- 50 bananas.

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Punk you out.

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Hey, he's starting to pull it off.

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I think I might give it a new name.

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- Mors vincit omnia,
- Ooh.

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acclinis falsis

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animus mellora rucusat. Porkits...

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Perniciem?

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Solet...

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- Serin...
- Keep going, Max!

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uh... Felicitus...

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Jones... Is that something?

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I think that's an actress.
The spell was your deal.

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I had the sacred ring of salt.

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Hey! No! Aah!

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Great. Great.

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Wait a second.

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It's sugar.

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Yeah.

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I had to cut it a little bit.

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Who has that much salt at home?

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Oh, boy.

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Hey, you guys do know that
your friend is a devil, right?

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They don't care. They don't care.

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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So, this is the fifth case in a row

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that you two have bungled.

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How did you screw this one up?

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Well, you know,

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demons are tough.

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Think about it. For thousands of years

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their number one enemy...

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- God.
- God.

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The man upstairs. And he's no slouch.

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And, you know, he's barely
been able to make a dent.

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Well, you just have an excuse
for everything, don't you?

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- Well...
- Let's see, last week it was that, uh,

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"Swamp cephalopods are too slippery."

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- Plus, they smell like fish booty.
- Leroy,

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have you completely forgotten
all of your LAPD training?

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Criminal behavior's predictable.

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If the wife is dead, the husband did it.

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Arsonists return
to the scene of the crime.

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Yeah, and shoplifters
steal mostly orange stuff.

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Little piece of info from the
new Malcolm Gladwell. No biggie.

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In this job, the rules are different.

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You can kill this thing
with silver bullets,

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but these things over here
you got to trap

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inside a mirror, make 'em
say their name backwards.

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I yearn for the simple pleasures

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of chasing a crackhead
through a farmers' market.

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So what you're saying is you're not
sure that you're right for this job.

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No, no. Hold on. No, I...

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I didn't hear that.

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I don't... I don't think I did.

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Look, we are in a slump, okay?

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But, you know, this is where we belong.

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I mean, y-your top agent, he
asked for us by name, remember?

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Yes, I do remember that, Max.

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And I would really like to ask
Agent Checker why he said that,

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but you know what, I can't,

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because you two haven't found him yet.

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That is true.

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But we-we have some solid leads.

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- Right, Leroy?
- I started using his dentist.

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- What?
- He did such a gentle cleaning.

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All right, look, you two
are benched until you've

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gone through a full
performance evaluation.

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What?!

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- Geez, Annie...
- That way.

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Cryptids... how do we identify them?
How do we kill them?

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Is it ever all right
to make love to them?

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Okay, you can't be helping him.

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My knee hurts.

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Targets can be identified and tracked

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by their unique energy signatures.

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Humans, animals, various combinations.

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- That a chupacabra?
- Very good, Leroy.

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Go!

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Come on, Max!

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I didn't want to get dirty.

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What's that thing?

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Some of the space
agencies identify those

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as glitches.
Some of our satellites are junk.

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Come on! Faster!

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Yeah!

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- We crushed it!
- Nailed it to the wall,

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then nailed the wall to
the side of a mountain!

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Yeah!

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These are the worst test results
we've ever seen.

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Yeah. You were 50% lower

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than the next worst recruit.

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- What?
- And they were kangaroos.

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- Captain LaFrey is not gonna like this.
- Yeah.

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On the flip side, I'm willing
to lie and change everything.

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I'm very loyal.

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I almost went to prison for my cousin.

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That's okay.

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LaFrey was right.

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We're not meant for this job.

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- Wha...
- I'm gonna go in there, thank her

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for the opportunity,
and then have myself a "me day."

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Probably go to the Turkish bath,

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- get my plotz on.
- Wha... Hold on.

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Before anyone starts... plotzing,

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- we need to talk about this.
- Max. It's over.

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Okay, partner meeting.

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I'm calling an emergency
partner meeting right now.

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Let's go. Come on.

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Leroy, listen, you can't tell me
you're gonna let some evaluation

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tell us if we're supposed
to be here or not.

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Man, those are just numbers.

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This is our destiny.

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I don't believe in destiny.
Numbers, on the other hand,

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are the basis of
everything I believe in:

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money, bingo,

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and winning money at bingo.

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I'm dope at bingo.

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Aren't you the least bit curious

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as to why Checker chose
us in the first place?

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Maybe he faked his abduction
to avoid paying off a debt.

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Maybe he's on Pitbull's yacht in St.
Barts

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- laughing at us.
- Oh, my God.

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Y-You sound... you sound crazy.
Do you know that?

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- You're crazy.
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!

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Okay, so I'm the crazy one now.

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All right, well, you know
what I'm not gonna do?

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I'm not gonna stay
somewhere I don't belong

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just because I feel like
I'm some kind of special,

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- magical, chosen person.
- Oh, that's great.

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That's great, Leroy. Why
don't you just go back, then?

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Go back to the "regular world,"

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where everything you can't understand

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is just waved off as some sort of hoax

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or hallucination or glitch.

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Leroy!

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Okay, so the night Checker was abducted,

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we saw that big bald guy

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just ejecting all of this
energy up into the ship.

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Right? Well, I think that

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that energy is the alien species,

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and they were using the bald guy

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and whoever else as hosts.

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Okay, so you think Checker
is walking around

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with an alien inside him somewhere.

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He hasn't shown up
on any of our surveillance.

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Well, yeah,
because anyone walking around

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with that kind of energy inside them

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isn't gonna show up as human
on any of our sensors.

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- It would read as a glitch.
- Exactly.

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- That's from six months ago.
- Come on, Max,

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it's an interesting theory,
but this all seems random.

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Okay.

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Does that seem random?

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That's from last night.

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Zoom into that cluster
and put up the satellite view.

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Recognize him?

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Oh, my God.

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That's the guy from the fro-yo place.

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What? No. That's Checker.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...

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What the hell's going on?

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- Oh, hey. Hey.
- Hi. Hey.

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I was just looking for my contact lens.

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- There it is. Right there.
- Oh. Thanks, Leroy.

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Leroy, I thought you were done
with the Bureau.

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- Something came up.
- We had to look for my contact lens.

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- Yeah.
- So I was like,

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"Hey, man, will you help me out?"

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I was like, "Yeah, I'll help you..."

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Okay, just stop.
Tell me what's going on.

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Oh, my God, it's...

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Shh...

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I'm so excited, I could dance.
I could dance so hard.

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But I'm a professional.
Please, carry on.

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- Okay...
- No one can know about this.

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Well, you know I have to tell
Captain LaFrey.

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Annie, listen, all we need is

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five hours to follow this lead,

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and if we come back empty-handed,

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then we'll personally deliver this

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and our test scores to LaFrey
and accept our fate.

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We need this.

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Five hours.

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- You're the best.
- Thank you.

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We're finally here. We are finally

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on our way to finding Checker.

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We're finally gonna...
I don't know, get some answers.

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- We might find Checker.
- Well...

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And even if we do and
your theory is correct,

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that could be much, much worse.

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Dude was a badass
before he had alien strength.

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Alien strength? What... What's that?

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How do we know he's even strong?

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What, you think aliens are weak?

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How do we know they're not weak?
I mean, see,

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- that's what I'm saying, we don't know.
- Dude, we saw an alien.

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He punched through the wall, remember?

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Well, he was a really big guy,

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and that was a very old wall, Leroy.

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I mean, you know,
we don't know these things.

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- Really?
- Yeah, really.

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Listen, we can handle
whatever's thrown at us.

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You're a badass, Leroy. I'm a badass.

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We're badasses. Okay?

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Look, I don't know if you know this,

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but around the office, our nickname,

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as a duo: The Badass Brothers.

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Aren't you more a badass
by association? BABA.

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Look, there is no possible way
we're gonna get our jobs back

252
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unless we do something right.

253
00:09:52,152 --> 00:09:55,437
Max, once this is over,
I'm done with the Bureau.

254
00:09:55,531 --> 00:09:57,318
- No, n-n-n-no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

255
00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,720
No, n-n-n-no. Leroy,
you cannot say that.

256
00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:03,093
You cannot tell me you are done
with this place. Okay?

257
00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,562
If we do find Checker, will you
at least be willing to admit

258
00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:10,859
that maybe, just maybe,
this was meant to be?

259
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,953
That we were meant to be.

260
00:10:13,386 --> 00:10:15,468
Right now, I'm just focusing on
finding the guy

261
00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:16,794
that got me into this.

262
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,679
Think that was a yes.

263
00:10:20,822 --> 00:10:24,392
Huh. I guess there's not much
going on out here, huh?

264
00:10:24,659 --> 00:10:26,976
Leave it there. Leave it there.
I kind of dig it, actually.

265
00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:29,716
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah.

266
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,335
Yeah, this is good stuff.

267
00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,593
So, you think all of
these people were abducted

268
00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:41,359
and have aliens inside of them?

269
00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:43,679
Yes, I do.

270
00:10:45,389 --> 00:10:47,925
Wish I could tell you what the
hell they were doing, though.

271
00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:52,414
Man... I mean, that dude just
looks like someone's dad.

272
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:53,890
Yeah, totally.

273
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:56,967
"This, uh, 401K

274
00:10:56,992 --> 00:10:58,414
"really chaps my hide.

275
00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:00,141
"Someone get me my cholesterol medicine,

276
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,834
please. Mm-hmm."

277
00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:04,359
Here. Ooh, ooh, let me see, let me see.

278
00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:07,843
Oh, check her out. "Oh, oh, my kittens.

279
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,218
"Where are my kittens?

280
00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:10,844
I don't know what to do
with my kittens..."

281
00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:12,570
She has so many kittens. It's crazy.

282
00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:13,875
We shouldn't be doing this.

283
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,234
These people are going through
a horrible ordeal.

284
00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:17,760
You're probably right abo...

285
00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:30,613
- Whoa.
- Whoa.

286
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:44,450
- Hello, boys.
- Whoa!

287
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,410
No.

288
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,567
Don't move.

289
00:11:50,091 --> 00:11:51,434
You guys shouldn't have come.

290
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,762
How you doing?

291
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,793
I can't believe it's him. What do we do?

292
00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:58,694
Grab the handcuffs out
of my back left pocket.

293
00:11:58,899 --> 00:11:59,988
Okay.

294
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,793
- Back left pants pocket!
- Okay.

295
00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:04,832
How high do you wear your pants?

296
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,293
I don't... I don't know
how to use handcuffs, I...

297
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,135
Well, I can't do the cuffs and the gun.

298
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,192
You do it. You do it.

299
00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:14,860
I can't do the cuffs
and the gun... I got the gun.

300
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,254
I can't... I don't... Okay. Okay.

301
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,949
Don't move, or I swear...

302
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,918
I'll go get the gun!

303
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:39,340
Don't announce it.

304
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,231
Shwaaa!

305
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,026
Oh, my God, Leroy,
you kicked his head off.

306
00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:01,762
I didn't know you could kick shwaa.

307
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,067
Grab the head, let's go.

308
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,577
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

309
00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:14,895
- Damn!
- Oh. Gun it!

310
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,551
Gun-Gun it! Gun it!

311
00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:21,613
- Do it again.
- What?

312
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,173
Reverse it. Back over the body.

313
00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,473
You have to make sure it's dead!

314
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,527
Ah...

315
00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:30,863
Cool?

316
00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,709
Maybe just once more for good measure?

317
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,090
Man, I think I messed up the suspension.

318
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,832
Aah. Ugh!

319
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,981
I cannot believed
you armed those idiots.

320
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,574
Where the hell have you two been, huh?

321
00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:53,402
Do you have any idea what kind
of trouble you are in?

322
00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:54,761
We found Checker.

323
00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:57,229
Surprise.

324
00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:05,363
So, it seems they're using
human being as hosts.

325
00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,082
There were eight just like him.

326
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,793
Just one... One sec, one sec, uh...

327
00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:10,660
Hey, that's my banana.

328
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,504
- There we go.
- Okay.

329
00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:15,863
So this device should
temporarily neutralize

330
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,543
the aliens' energy

331
00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:20,432
and allow our old pal Checker's
winning personality

332
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,606
to shine through.

333
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:24,020
Or it will just melt his brain,

334
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:25,762
and goo will just come out
of his ears. Okay?

335
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,027
Ready. One,

336
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:29,621
two, three.

337
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,794
Agent Checker?

338
00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:41,130
What? What?

339
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,575
Where the-where the hell am I?

340
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,966
Agent Checker, calm down, okay?

341
00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,060
It's Captain LaFrey.

342
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,853
- Who?
- Captain LaFrey.

343
00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:48,271
- Captain LaFrey?
- Yeah.

344
00:14:48,599 --> 00:14:51,404
We have reason to believe
that you were abducted

345
00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:53,294
by some form of extraterrestrial.

346
00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:54,357
What?

347
00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:55,849
W-Where the hell is my body?

348
00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,521
Is it... is it okay?

349
00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,677
Of course it's okay.
His body's okay, right?

350
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:01,997
Um... Yeah.

351
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,427
Yeah, it's terrific. Congrats.

352
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,325
Hi, Agent Checker, I'm Max Jennifer.

353
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,285
We have a lot of questions for you.

354
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,443
Wait a minute.

355
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,552
Professor Jennifer.

356
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:14,904
Detective Wright.

357
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:16,388
You guys found me.

358
00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:17,661
This is good.

359
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,638
This is very good.

360
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,185
Okay, why is that good?

361
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,179
And w-why did you want us?

362
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:26,371
It looks like I don't have much time,

363
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,638
so I'll get started.

364
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,691
Before my abduction,
I uploaded the evidence

365
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,771
that I discovered of these alien beings

366
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,349
in my own private, encrypted server.

367
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,833
I call this alien race
the Illuminescents.

368
00:15:36,858 --> 00:15:39,529
They possess the ability to
travel through the multiverse.

369
00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:42,068
In parallel universes, they
already conquered many versions

370
00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,232
- of Earth similar to ours.
- Similar to ours?

371
00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:46,700
And as you can see,
some haven't fared so well.

372
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,029
Now, I don't know what their
endgame is, but the aliens

373
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:51,997
possess our bodies, our minds,

374
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,814
they use up our resources,

375
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:57,396
leave the Earth in a state
of total destruction.

376
00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:00,021
Okay, but, again, why us? I mean,

377
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,323
- what do we have to do with this?
- Well, in every reality

378
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:04,005
where the aliens invaded Earth,

379
00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:06,318
you two came the closest
to stopping them.

380
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634
Us? Me and him?

381
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,627
Max Jennifer and Leroy Wright?

382
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,987
- A mall cop and a bookstore clerk?
- Okay.

383
00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:15,514
In one reality, you're a lawyer,
you're a truck driver.

384
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,052
Another, you two run a successful

385
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,224
doggie daycare business
together. That's not the point.

386
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,434
What matters is that every single time,

387
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:24,075
you two always come the closest
to stopping them.

388
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,216
The "closest to stopping them"?

389
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,302
Like, we almost save the world,

390
00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:29,982
but everyone dies anyway?

391
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,224
What do the other us-es do wrong?

392
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,605
W-What... Should we start working out?

393
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,707
Take karate lessons?

394
00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:36,850
Hot yoga?

395
00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,075
W-What, like, can you tell us

396
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,276
something that'll help us?

397
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,427
S... S-Stop...

398
00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:42,880
Claire...

399
00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:44,552
Jennifer.

400
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,216
M-My wife? Wait, wha...

401
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,529
What are you talking about?

402
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,366
Your world is ours.

403
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,450
- Prepare to die.
- Whoa!

404
00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:58,083
- Do something!
- Hey, hey, give me the, uh, Taser.

405
00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,013
This thing is going to explode.

406
00:16:59,038 --> 00:16:59,982
- Max!
- Okay.

407
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,175
Annie, do something with this!

408
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,618
- What?
- Annie, you're up.

409
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:03,769
Come on, get going!

410
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,568
Uh, we can create an EMP cannon,

411
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,862
and it should decimate
the head's charge.

412
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,935
- It's gonna blow.
- Give me the damn gun!

413
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:13,168
Good night, sweet prince.

414
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,818
He was a true hero, and will be missed.

415
00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,043
Seems like a cool guy.

416
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,154
He had a cool accent.

417
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,014
I felt like, if he had a body,

418
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,176
I-I would've wanted to hug him.

419
00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:39,786
He had cool jackets.

420
00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:43,200
That's-that's a... enviable...

421
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:44,747
- ..attribute.
- Shut up.

422
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,927
You disobeyed my orders,

423
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,708
you brought a hostile entity
into this bureau

424
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,325
and you were involved

425
00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:53,599
in the death of a beloved agent.

426
00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,513
Oh, and I'm gonna get rid of my
Far Side calendar and have one

427
00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,139
made of these: your test scores,

428
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,927
because that's how funny they are.

429
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:01,637
Who cares about test scores?

430
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,904
We just found out
we are the chosen ones.

431
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,972
Yeah, but what if we're not?

432
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,333
I mean, we probably aren't.

433
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,474
I mean, these things,
they have been coming

434
00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:15,146
and destroying our planet

435
00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:18,443
over and over again
for who knows how long?

436
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:22,029
With power beyond
our comprehension, Leroy.

437
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,450
I don't think you get it.

438
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:25,497
It's over.

439
00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:29,495
Do you know what the odds are
that we're the Max and Leroy

440
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,372
that are finally gonna stop them? I do.

441
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,021
Okay? Look.

442
00:18:37,488 --> 00:18:39,357
24%? That's not bad, actually.

443
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:43,521
Oh, sorry, that's the APR
on this credit card.

444
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,740
- There you go.
- Point zero, zero, zero, zer...

445
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,302
You know what, Max?
I don't care about that.

446
00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:50,825
Here's what I get:

447
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,115
it's not about the odds,
it's about faith.

448
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:57,786
You're the one that taught me
to believe in the unbelievable.

449
00:18:57,914 --> 00:18:59,724
And right now, I'm choosing to believe

450
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,618
in the most unbelievable thing of all,

451
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,365
and that's you and I

452
00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,404
may be humanity's best hope.

453
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,279
I hate to admit it, Max,
but I think he's right.

454
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,169
So what's it gonna be, Max?

455
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,513
You gonna go back to your
job at the bookstore?

456
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,083
Quietly wait for the apocalypse,

457
00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:20,364
while racking up high interest
rate credit card debt?

458
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,466
Or are you and I gonna
show Agent Checker

459
00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:26,544
his sacrifice meant something?

460
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,365
Well...

461
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,025
Bookstore's closed anyway.

462
00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:34,232
I mean, print's dead.

463
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,700
My man.

464
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:43,599
All right, you two chosen ones.

465
00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,599
Go home and get some rest.

466
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:48,668
You're back in the field tomorrow.

467
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,997
Yes, ma'am.

468
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,396
Query:

469
00:19:57,817 --> 00:20:00,052
are you guys still officially married?

470
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,365
We are.

471
00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:04,115
Okay.

472
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,833
I don't want to overstep my bounds here,

473
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,866
but you might want to consider
filing for divorce,

474
00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:12,341
on the grounds that your wife
may be part of a plot

475
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,368
to end humankind as we know it.

476
00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:16,036
Yeah, that's a pretty good call.

477
00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:17,990
Oh, uh, hey,

478
00:20:18,663 --> 00:20:20,958
what do you think of the name
"the Illuminescents"?

479
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:22,724
- For the aliens?
- Yeah.

480
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:24,575
- No disrespect to Checker, but...
- Right.

481
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,216
Sounds like opening band
at a prog rock festival.

482
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:28,997
- Yeah.
- You know? I'd just go with...

483
00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,622
- Zappers.
- Zappers.

484
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,443
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
no, that's cool. Yeah.

485
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,646
I-I mean, I was just...
off the top of my head,

486
00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,966
I was thinking, the Energons?

487
00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:38,161
You want it to be defeatable.
You want it to sound like...

488
00:20:38,824 --> 00:20:41,115
Y-You could tell people,
"Hey, the Zappers are coming.

489
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,341
- We got this."
- Which I'm not sure we want?

490
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,325
Just because, do we want
to c-cushion the blow,

491
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,952
or do we want people
to be careful, or...

492
00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,380
I mean, it just depends
on what you want.

493
00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,575
Energons is like,
"Oh, uh, oh, my God, uh...

494
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,706
It's... We're doomed."
Everybody's gonna go crazy.

495
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:54,786
We need it to not be chaos.

496
00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:56,950
Okay. I mean, I think "the Energons"

497
00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:58,888
puts the appropriate amount of fear...

498
00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,763
Oh, Max.

499
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,763
What's going to happen to us?

500
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:05,146
Good night.

501
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:06,450
Good night, Max.

502
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:12,294
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