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What-what are you doing?

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The light is red
so I came to a stop.

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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.

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You don't have to
obey traffic laws.

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I know I don't have to.

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The fun is choosing to.

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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.

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Ah, you should have been there;
dessert was bananas.

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Sorry, that was misleading.
The dessert was pie,

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but the pie was bananas.

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Actually, the pie was cherry,

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but the taste
of the pie was... bananas.

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Those mixers are such
a waste of university money.

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If they spent less money

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on frivolous nonsense
and more money on science,

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we'd all be better off.

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You're a theoretical physicist.

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What more do you need than
an office and a whiteboard?

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Someday, my new formulas
on entropy decrease

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due to quantum decoherence
will need to be tested

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and that will require funding.

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Your theories
are pretty abstract.

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I wouldn't even know how to

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design an experiment
to prove them.

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Says the experimental physicist.

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Well, I know a place the
university can make some cuts.

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Bye, Leonard.

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One second, one second.

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He's got a point.

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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,

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you'd have to create
a black hole.

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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?

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Perhaps, but we'd all go to
the grave knowing I was right.

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I guess you could create

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a contained
microscopic black hole.

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Huh. Interesting.

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Welcome back, Leonard.

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Sorry, you're out.

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What did I do?

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Exactly.

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? The Big Bang Theory 11x22 ?
The Monetary Insufficiency

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? Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ?

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? Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ?

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? The Earth began to cool ?

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? The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ?

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? We built the Wall ?
? We built the pyramids ?

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? Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ?

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? That all started
with a big bang ?

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? Bang! ?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Ooh, this one's pretty.

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Mm. My mother
wouldn't approve;

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shows too much clavicle.

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She calls it
"the bosom's welcome mat."

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I can't wait to get drunk

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and pick a fight with
her at your wedding.

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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.

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No. This is just
to give you ideas.

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You know, do-do you want
something simple and elegant?

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I mean, do you
want a train?

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Ooh, we're talking about trains.

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Not the kind
of trains you like.

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Oh, I like all kinds of
trains-- steam, diesel,

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coal, elevated, bullet.

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I defy you to name a train
that I don't like.

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The kind on the back
of a wedding dress?

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I did not see that coming.
Good job.

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But while we're on the subject
of fashion,

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I'm asking the university
for some funding tomorrow.

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What should I wear?

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Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra
I can loan you

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that always gets me free drinks.

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How much money are you
asking for?

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$500 million.

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Then I'd go no bra.

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What do you need
that kind of money for?

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I have figured out
an experimental design

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that may corroborate my latest
thinking on string theory.

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I just need 2,148
high-power lasers

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to compress 20 micrograms of
gold into a small enough volume

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to make a microscopic
black hole.

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Just nod.

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Mmm.

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Sheldon, they're not gonna give
you half a billion dollars.

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I mean, they won't
even give me that much

86
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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains "grow younger."

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Can you?

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No. Shh.

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But I need it. It's the only way
to settle the contradictions

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between gravity
and quantum mechanics.

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Well, it's too much money, you
can't ask for that all at once.

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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments

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of $83,333,333.33?

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Okay. What if you asked
for $20 million?

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I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,

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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.

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Do you even know
who Lady Gaga is?

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Presumably,
the wife of Lord Gaga.

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Sheldon, you know,
Penny's got a point.

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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,

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you-you got to be careful not
to scare them away, you know?

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You got to start small
and-and build up slowly,

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even if it takes
eight years.

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Eight long years.

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That's oddly specific.

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Have you ever done that?

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Nope.

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So with this level of
high-power laser array,

109
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we would actually be able

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to solve the black hole
information paradox

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once and for all.

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That's impressive, and how much
funding were you looking for?

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$20 million.

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Really?

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You think you can build that
for $20 million?

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Not a chance.

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I'm sorry, then why are you
asking me for it?

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Because once you've
spent $20 million,

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you're much more likely
to give me an additional 50.

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So actually, what you're saying
is with $70 million,

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you can build this.

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I can see why you'd think that,
but no.

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You can't go
to the board of trustees

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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million

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and have nothing to show for it.

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No. The only way
you'd be able

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to save face is to double down.

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So 140?

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And then double again.

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280?

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And then-- good news--
not quite double again.

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So, uh, what do you say?

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We have a deal?

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He said no?

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No. That's only
a two letter word.

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You're gonna have to
double down.

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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
but this sort of thing happens.

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Higgs had to wait
almost 50 years

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before they built a collider
big enough to prove his theory.

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50 years?

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But I want to play with it now.

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You just
have to wait for science

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to catch up
or technology to get cheaper.

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Think about, uh, DVD players--

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they used to cost, like,
a thousand dollars,

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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.

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Yeah, you-you just have
to be patient.

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But what if
while I'm being patient,

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someone more relentless than me

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badgers their university
into giving them money?

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If there's someone
more relentless than you,

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I'd like to meet them.

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I would not.

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I'm not waiting for the
university to come around.

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I'll find another way
to raise the money.

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Ooh, if it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you,

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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.

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40 bucks if I can throw
a DVD player.

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Would you like some champagne?

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Oh, thank you.

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- Thanks.
- Sure.

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This is nice.

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What? Helping Amy find
a dress or day drinking?

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It's just nice, okay?

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What do you think?

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Amy, oh, my God.

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You look
so beautiful.

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I feel beautiful.

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And look: both clavicles.

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Take that, Mom.

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You know what they say:

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if you got 'em,
flaunt 'em.

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Is it possible that the very
first dress is the dress?

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Oh, don't be silly.

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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.

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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...

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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.

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Little finger
sandwiches, too.

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This place is amazing.
Interesting thing

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about finger sandwiches:
you put enough of them together,

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you got a sandwich.

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Uh, guys,
we have a problem.

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- Are you okay?
- What's wrong?

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I look amazing in all
of these dresses!

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Wow. Look at your waist.

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Where you been
hiding that thing?

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Bernadette, stop.

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Penny, you say
something nice now.

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Boy, you know, when Sheldon
sees you in that dress,

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he's gonna want to
methodically take it off,

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fold it up, carefully place it
in a storage box,

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label it, and then ravish you.

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Should I try on some more?

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Are you having fun?

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Am I having fun being beautiful?

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Of course I am!

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Great. Keep going.

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This is it.

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This is the one.

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Do you love it?

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Do you?

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I do.

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Wow.

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Also, wow.

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- Hello, Leonard.
- Hi.

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Are you doing anything?

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00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:03,211
No. I'm just sitting here
at my desk

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typing on my computer
for nothing.

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00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:08,449
That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.

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Can you help me shoot
my Kickstarter video?

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Do you really think people
are gonna give you

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half a billion dollars?

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Of course not, but if I can
raise enough seed money

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to show that I'm serious,
I should be able

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to attract some major investors.

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And look at the cool
incentives I'm offering.

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"For $50,000,
I will examine your diet

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and create a customized
bathroom schedule."

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That's fitting--
50 grand down the toilet.

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Well, how about this?

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For $100,000,
I will design the flag

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of your house or apartment.

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And for $1 million,

224
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I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you.

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Aw, and all these years,
I've been getting that for free.

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Don't be smug, Leonard.

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That's one of the things
that's wrong with you.

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00:10:01,538 --> 00:10:03,371
Well, that was
a successful trip.

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00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:04,705
Yes.

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00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,774
Amy found a dress
that she liked.

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00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:08,643
She sure did.

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She found

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a dress that looked like...

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like it made her happy.

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She-she did look happy.

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I mean, her face was
just glowing, so...

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Yeah, we should make sure
the photographer knows

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to just really...
get in there.

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Mm.

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00:10:29,065 --> 00:10:30,932
So we agree it's awful?

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00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:34,669
That dress should be
set on fire!

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Should we say something?

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No, we can't.

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But don't you think
she brought us with her

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'cause she wants
our honest opinion?

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No one wants that.

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I do.

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00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:48,149
No, ya don't.

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I don't want her
to look back

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and think she made
some awful mistake.

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00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:54,722
You mean like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?

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00:10:55,491 --> 00:10:58,092
See? Was that fun?

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Someone's gonna
say something.

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It should be us now instead
of everyone at her wedding.

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00:11:02,732 --> 00:11:05,233
Okay, but as long
as we do it gently.

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00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:06,834
And together.

257
00:11:06,836 --> 00:11:08,936
Well, what about my dress?

258
00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:10,304
Don't you like it?

259
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:14,575
- I don't.
- It's beautiful.

260
00:11:23,536 --> 00:11:26,570
Hey, Stuart, I'd like
to sell some comic books.

261
00:11:26,572 --> 00:11:28,906
Oh. Well, I know
all about that.

262
00:11:28,908 --> 00:11:31,542
Step one is flunk
out of art school.

263
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,612
Well, why are
you selling 'em?

264
00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:36,480
The university is refusing
to fund my experiment,

265
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:39,350
so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.

266
00:11:39,352 --> 00:11:40,618
Ah. How much do you need?

267
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:43,888
For a start, I'm trying
to raise $500,000.

268
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:47,525
Well, I hope you have
that rare Superman

269
00:11:47,527 --> 00:11:50,828
printed on the skin
of actual Superman.

270
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,897
I know you're making a joke,

271
00:11:52,899 --> 00:11:55,466
but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.

272
00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:57,635
And this is just
the first box of many.

273
00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:59,236
All right, let's
see what you got.

274
00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:05,609
Huh. Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?

275
00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,715
Yes.

276
00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:13,584
Ooh, look at this.

277
00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:16,287
Giant-Size X-Men
number one,

278
00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:18,989
Len Wein's relaunch
of the franchise.

279
00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:21,425
Yeah. I know what it is.
I'm the one who bought it,

280
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,093
bagged it, boarded it
and taped it shut

281
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,196
while wearing
white cotton gloves.

282
00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:26,931
Okay, well, you know,

283
00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:29,733
I'm gonna have to open it
to assess its condition.

284
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,602
Just be gentle.

285
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:35,206
It's never felt
the touch of a man before.

286
00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:39,076
You don't seem like you
really want to sell these.

287
00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:41,445
Of course I don't want
to sell these.

288
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:43,480
These are all
important to me,

289
00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:45,349
but not as important
as science,

290
00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:48,319
and if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.

291
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:51,255
Okay. Uh, why don't you
leave these here with me,

292
00:12:51,257 --> 00:12:52,990
and I'll-I'll price
'em out for you.

293
00:12:52,992 --> 00:12:55,492
Is it okay
if I stand here and watch?

294
00:12:55,494 --> 00:12:57,661
Sure.

295
00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:02,766
If anyone asks,
tell them I was brave.

296
00:13:05,738 --> 00:13:08,339
Hey, I can't believe you just
threw me under the bus.

297
00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:09,874
I know, right?
That was crazy.

298
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,809
Well...

299
00:13:11,811 --> 00:13:13,244
Do you know how
that makes me look?

300
00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:16,547
- Uh, that's an easy one-- bad.
- Well...

301
00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:18,482
Why didn't you tell her that you
didn't like the dress, either?

302
00:13:18,484 --> 00:13:19,950
I mean, what happened
to our united front?

303
00:13:19,952 --> 00:13:22,686
I'm sorry. Is this your
first day being a girl?

304
00:13:30,363 --> 00:13:32,463
Ooh, did your mom pack
your lunch?

305
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,565
Of course not.

306
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,767
Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich

307
00:13:36,769 --> 00:13:40,537
in dry ice and overnight it
from Texas?

308
00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:43,207
Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.

309
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,309
I like tuna fish.

310
00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:48,312
Do you want it? I'll sell it
to you for $5,000.

311
00:13:48,314 --> 00:13:49,546
How's the fundraising going?

312
00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:51,540
Oh, that depends.
Raj, was that a "yes"?

313
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,050
No.

314
00:13:52,051 --> 00:13:54,051
It's going badly.

315
00:13:54,053 --> 00:13:55,819
How much have
you raised?

316
00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:57,988
Well, with my
Kickstarter campaign,

317
00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:00,658
selling my collectibles, and
the money in my bank account,

318
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,593
about $65,000.

319
00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,328
Wow. That's a lot.

320
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,063
Yeah, not enough.

321
00:14:06,065 --> 00:14:08,465
It's so frustrating that
science should be held hostage

322
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,034
to the almighty dollar.

323
00:14:10,036 --> 00:14:12,603
Well, don't give up. You'll find
that money somewhere.

324
00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:13,971
- You really think so?
- No,

325
00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:15,940
but it's good
that he has a hobby.

326
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,908
You ever thought
of going to Vegas?

327
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,311
Can you be more specific?

328
00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:23,847
Las Vegas?

329
00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,983
Oh, you mean gambling.
Mm.

330
00:14:25,985 --> 00:14:28,185
Oh. Well, that's not
the worst idea.

331
00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:31,021
Um, it is the worst idea,
and I'm including the year

332
00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,657
that Raj wore nothing
but tracksuits.

333
00:14:35,494 --> 00:14:37,127
Ordinary people
can't beat a casino,

334
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,163
but mathematicians
and scientists,

335
00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:40,331
they do it all the time.

336
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,966
Yeah, a group
of students

337
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,536
from MIT took Las Vegas
for millions, and that's MIT.

338
00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:47,738
Howard went there.

339
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,174
Come on, Sheldon.

340
00:14:50,176 --> 00:14:52,743
I'll give you a ride out
to the desert right now.

341
00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,144
No one is going to Vegas.

342
00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,814
No, we weren't
gonna make it to Vegas.

343
00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:02,786
Hi. Do you
have a minute?

344
00:15:02,788 --> 00:15:04,922
Depends. Is what
I'm wearing okay,

345
00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:07,358
or should I go change first?

346
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,560
Look, I'm sorry.

347
00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,829
I never should have said
I didn't like your dress.

348
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:13,430
It's your wedding,
and all that matters is

349
00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:14,665
that you feel beautiful.

350
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,633
Thank you.

351
00:15:16,635 --> 00:15:18,635
So, are... are we good?

352
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:19,703
No, we're not good.

353
00:15:19,705 --> 00:15:21,271
You ruined my dress.

354
00:15:21,273 --> 00:15:23,741
Well, why? I just said
you should wear it.

355
00:15:23,743 --> 00:15:26,510
Well, I can't wear it now.
I mean, I know you hate it.

356
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:28,178
That's all I'm gonna
be thinking about.

357
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,713
No, I don't hate it.

358
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:32,349
I asked if you liked it,
and you said no.

359
00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:35,152
There is a lot of room between
"don't like" and "hate."

360
00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:38,522
You know, it's-it's where
you find rice pudding and jazz.

361
00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:41,692
Anyway, who cares
what I think?

362
00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:44,695
I do. You're the-the coolest,

363
00:15:44,697 --> 00:15:47,998
prettiest, best-dressed
person in my life.

364
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,967
Okay, that would be
flattering,

365
00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:52,903
except I know
all the people in your life.

366
00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:55,873
Look, Amy,

367
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,542
I don't know what to say.
I think I got stuck on the fact

368
00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:01,145
that it's not a dress I would
choose, but it shouldn't be.

369
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,679
You know,
it's your dress.

370
00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:05,349
I mean, hey,
would you marry Leonard?

371
00:16:05,351 --> 00:16:06,750
Ew.

372
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:11,922
Okay, a simple "no"
would have been fine, but...

373
00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:13,757
you see my point.

374
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,526
That we're different people?

375
00:16:15,528 --> 00:16:18,128
Yes, and from now on,
I am gonna remember

376
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,264
that this wedding
is all about you.

377
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:23,067
I appreciate that.

378
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,968
You're a good maid of honor.

379
00:16:27,606 --> 00:16:29,807
It's Bernadette.
Hello?

380
00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:32,910
I feel bad about hanging Penny
out to dry.

381
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:36,046
The truth is,
I don't like the dress, either.

382
00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:39,049
Are you kidding me?

383
00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:40,951
Now Bernadette doesn't
like the dress?

384
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,353
Oh, she is the worst.

385
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,560
Anyone seen Sheldon?

386
00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,728
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.

387
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,566
Careful. Don't say his
name a third time.

388
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:58,469
You don't think he actually went
to Las Vegas, do you?

389
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,438
Five red.

390
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,842
This is it.

391
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:07,144
- Is everything okay, sir?
- Oh. Hi.

392
00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:08,479
It's better than okay.

393
00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:11,081
I am a physicist, and I have
been observing this wheel

394
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,051
for hours and running
a chi-square analysis,

395
00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:16,620
which is how I know that
the ball is far more likely

396
00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:18,789
to land on 32, 17 or five.

397
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,358
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,

398
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,026
I'd like to make
several large bets.

399
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:27,798
Well, good for you.
Pelican.

400
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,799
What's pelican?

401
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:30,701
- Sir, would you come with us?
- Oh, no.

402
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:32,970
I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.

403
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:37,441
- 17 black.
- No! No!

404
00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:45,669
Oh, guess who's no longer
allowed to set foot in...?

405
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:49,073
Wow!

406
00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:52,610
You look beautiful.

407
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,280
Really?

408
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,449
'Cause I was gonna return it.

409
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:01,051
Why would you return it?

410
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:04,722
You look like a pile of swans.

411
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,461
I'm so glad you like it...

412
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:15,232
because... it's gonna be
my wedding dress.

413
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:18,402
I can't wait to marry you.

414
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,808
Why do you smell
like smoke?

415
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,745
I was in Vegas.

416
00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:28,946
Vegas?

417
00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:32,049
I'm sorry. Las Vegas.

418
00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:41,199
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