1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:01,581 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,582 --> 00:00:03,428 You're supposed to feed these people. 3 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:04,952 There's a brain shortage out there. 4 00:00:04,995 --> 00:00:06,159 We've heard rumors that our own men 5 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,911 are skimming brains and selling them on the black market. 6 00:00:07,955 --> 00:00:09,459 There's one name I know. 7 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:09,914 Russ Roche. 8 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:12,046 My cut, hand it over. 9 00:00:12,089 --> 00:00:13,514 I want you to buddy up to him. 10 00:00:13,515 --> 00:00:16,276 Renegade's operation turns more humans into zombies 11 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,309 than all other coyote outfits combined. 12 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,880 You can't save the Railroad. 13 00:00:19,923 --> 00:00:21,489 I can take Mama's place. 14 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:23,183 I'm willing to do the scratching. 15 00:00:23,184 --> 00:00:25,432 People are dying out there beyond the wall, 16 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:27,474 but we have a chance to save them. 17 00:00:29,846 --> 00:00:31,464 What the hell are you doing? 18 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:34,660 _ 19 00:00:36,026 --> 00:00:39,377 Did you hear Fillmore-Graves shut down the 206 Weekly? 20 00:00:40,064 --> 00:00:42,240 - Uh-uh. - Yeah, the soldiers who went down there 21 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:43,542 shot up the place. 22 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:45,716 Scared the hell out of everyone. 23 00:00:45,939 --> 00:00:47,135 I'm not surprised. 24 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:49,585 Major was the ranking officer. 25 00:00:50,814 --> 00:00:52,533 I was at Fillmore-Graves last night. 26 00:00:52,559 --> 00:00:56,259 Chase Graves turned to Major and said, "Did you guys really do this?" 27 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,807 Major flat-out lied. 28 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:01,390 Fillmore-Graves is The Borg. 29 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,958 I don't know what that means. 30 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:06,839 Keep dating Ravi, you will. 31 00:01:08,976 --> 00:01:10,622 Speaking of Major... 32 00:01:11,228 --> 00:01:14,709 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't... 33 00:01:14,769 --> 00:01:17,050 tell him or Ravi about, you know... 34 00:01:17,051 --> 00:01:18,494 Human smuggling? 35 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:23,220 So, listen, um... 36 00:01:25,979 --> 00:01:30,005 I've been up all night thinking about that question you asked me. 37 00:01:30,636 --> 00:01:34,226 If I could help those dying people, would I, and you're right, I would. 38 00:01:35,444 --> 00:01:38,644 I understand why you're doing what you're doing and I... 39 00:01:38,688 --> 00:01:40,690 respect your decision. 40 00:01:41,759 --> 00:01:42,524 Thank you. 41 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:45,035 Which is why I wanna be a part of it. 42 00:01:45,036 --> 00:01:46,696 No. 43 00:01:47,165 --> 00:01:49,616 No, I am not letting you risk your life. 44 00:01:50,134 --> 00:01:50,937 Hey. 45 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,147 Why is it good for you, but not for me? 46 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:58,437 Body. Gotta go. 47 00:01:59,323 --> 00:02:00,236 That's yours. 48 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,594 Obviously, I can't scratch people, 49 00:02:03,595 --> 00:02:06,019 but there must be some way for me to be helpful. 50 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:08,631 Do you have giant stacks of cash stashed somewhere? 51 00:02:08,674 --> 00:02:10,725 Because that's one of our biggest problems right now. 52 00:02:10,726 --> 00:02:12,286 Lack of resources. 53 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:24,754 'Bout damn time you showed up. 54 00:02:24,791 --> 00:02:26,907 I've been writing to the mayor's office for over a year. 55 00:02:26,908 --> 00:02:28,800 We don't normally grant favors to people 56 00:02:28,801 --> 00:02:30,489 who work for notorious criminal syndicates. 57 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:31,910 I played ball. 58 00:02:32,316 --> 00:02:34,252 I gave you what you wanted. You owe me. 59 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:35,756 You didn't give us everything we wanted. 60 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:37,880 There is no money. That's a myth! 61 00:02:38,556 --> 00:02:40,984 Well, shoot. This was a waste of my time. 62 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:43,290 Okay, no, wait. Wait. 63 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:55,808 What if I told you there was a pot of gold? 64 00:02:55,852 --> 00:02:58,344 I'd say I already know that. That's why I'm here. 65 00:03:00,117 --> 00:03:02,145 There's a bus that's transporting prisoners 66 00:03:02,146 --> 00:03:03,846 to the state pen in Walla Walla. 67 00:03:03,986 --> 00:03:04,990 State pen is worse. 68 00:03:04,991 --> 00:03:08,212 Drop you off at Moses Lake Correctional. White collar prison. 69 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,722 Plus, your family's all outside the wall, right? 70 00:03:12,608 --> 00:03:14,044 Just think of visiting day. 71 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,627 You dirty girl. 72 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,589 Where's the money, Casper? 73 00:03:23,939 --> 00:03:25,744 _ 74 00:03:26,098 --> 00:03:28,115 _ 75 00:03:28,116 --> 00:03:30,146 _ 76 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:32,649 _ 77 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,759 _ 78 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,274 _ 79 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,254 _ 80 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:39,456 _ 81 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:41,566 _ 82 00:03:41,585 --> 00:03:44,706 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 83 00:03:46,107 --> 00:03:48,107 _ 84 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,117 Are you sure someone's in there? 85 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:57,133 The pool of blood suggests there is. 86 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:58,922 You didn't open it up yet? 87 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,235 I was waiting for you guys. 88 00:04:05,686 --> 00:04:06,960 Someone's in there. 89 00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:09,347 A jogger found the body this morning. 90 00:04:09,348 --> 00:04:12,393 No witnesses, no ID, no clue how the body got there. 91 00:04:13,162 --> 00:04:15,599 Time-travel murder. 92 00:04:16,236 --> 00:04:19,936 Perhaps the impaled knight stepped out of the TARDIS seconds before his death. 93 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,207 What the hell's a TARDIS? 94 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:23,341 Something nerdy. 95 00:04:23,658 --> 00:04:26,209 It's the space-time vessel from Doctor Who. 96 00:04:26,731 --> 00:04:28,304 Looks like a police box. 97 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,285 Bigger on the inside? 98 00:04:31,737 --> 00:04:34,522 I was hoping for an answer based more in reality. 99 00:04:34,597 --> 00:04:36,160 Well, I'm sure you'll find one. 100 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,667 Once the zombie medical examiner eats the victim's brain. 101 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,532 Anybody bring a can-opener? 102 00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:10,720 Yeah, uh, not to be that guy, uh, but it is a lunch "hour." 103 00:05:19,462 --> 00:05:20,941 Look at this. 104 00:05:21,345 --> 00:05:22,606 It's like he was wearing a car. 105 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:24,197 I identified our victim. 106 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:27,438 He was a medieval history professor named Garrett Drexel. 107 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:29,172 According to his parents, in his spare time, 108 00:05:29,173 --> 00:05:31,556 he did something called "larpering." 109 00:05:31,877 --> 00:05:33,409 The parents didn't know much about it, 110 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:36,795 but it sounded in your wheelhouse, so... 111 00:05:41,895 --> 00:05:45,601 It's actually called LARPing and it stands for "Live Action Role-Playing." 112 00:05:45,691 --> 00:05:47,040 So it's like a sex thing? 113 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,621 What? No. 114 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,940 No, it's like D&D, 115 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:53,551 but the players physically act out their character's actions, 116 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:56,314 sometimes participating in elaborate mock-battles 117 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,079 - and epic story lines. - Fear not! 118 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,943 I have slain the rodent foul 119 00:06:02,168 --> 00:06:04,063 No more will his pestilent droppings threaten 120 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,370 the purity of our tools and provisions 121 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:10,340 and our boxes of cardboard will forevermore go un-gnawed. 122 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:14,851 I think she killed the storage closet mouse. 123 00:06:15,028 --> 00:06:17,762 'Twas a noble death. And quick. 124 00:06:18,356 --> 00:06:19,555 What say you, My Lord? 125 00:06:19,556 --> 00:06:21,236 Have you news of our quest? 126 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,073 I'm not your lord. 127 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:26,889 Thou art a most sovereign leader tasked with protecting our kingdom. 128 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,729 Thoust may be free of royal blood, 129 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:31,279 but a purer heart I've not yet known. 130 00:06:31,711 --> 00:06:34,040 And on my honor, I will serve at thy side. 131 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,269 It is my most solemn vow. 132 00:06:37,475 --> 00:06:39,712 - Can you get up, please? - Yes, My Lord. 133 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:42,525 And stop calling me "My Lord." 134 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:43,819 Yes, my liege. 135 00:06:45,603 --> 00:06:46,866 Your Grace. 136 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:50,413 So Garrett's parents gave me the name of his LARPing group, 137 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:54,178 The Guardians of Bonestorm, and the place they hang. 138 00:06:54,377 --> 00:06:56,353 That seems like the best place to start. 139 00:06:56,446 --> 00:06:57,971 If they are acting out battles, 140 00:06:57,972 --> 00:07:00,299 that could be how Garrett got himself skewered. 141 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:03,038 To Earth's end and back, I will follow thee. 142 00:07:05,649 --> 00:07:08,260 Okay, then, um... Let's go. 143 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,696 LARPing, huh? 144 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:14,916 The thing that bugs me about D&D is you're just sitting. 145 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:18,590 If there was a more physical version, with badass armor... 146 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:20,830 That could be cool. 147 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:31,116 Fie, squire! 148 00:07:31,543 --> 00:07:35,404 One must consume an onion bloom from the inside-out. 149 00:07:35,405 --> 00:07:39,106 Seriously, though, dude, you're just picking off all the crispy stuff! 150 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:42,832 Definitely not cool. Not cool at all. 151 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:45,824 I suppose we gotta talk to 'em. 152 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:49,247 Fear not, My Lord, for both my sword and my life are yours. 153 00:07:49,973 --> 00:07:53,162 You don't have a sword. Or a life, if we're being technical. 154 00:07:54,149 --> 00:07:55,893 I am Olivia of Seattle. 155 00:07:56,174 --> 00:07:58,043 Examiner of the exanimate. 156 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:01,284 Vision-haver for the guard. Zombie of the festive vessel. 157 00:08:02,159 --> 00:08:03,847 My Lord asks that you lend an ear 158 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:06,879 and I ask that you make haste and gather round, 159 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:10,221 for his will is my most sacred destiny. 160 00:08:12,102 --> 00:08:15,932 Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD, Homicide. 161 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:17,303 Normal talker. 162 00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:19,550 Tell us about Garrett Drexel. 163 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:21,975 We learned he is a member of your group. 164 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,333 So, he's done it. 165 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,900 Sir Garrett has slain the Great Wizard of Thrall. 166 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:28,017 - Cheers. - Uh, no. 167 00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:30,421 Garrett was found dead this morning. 168 00:08:30,624 --> 00:08:33,162 - Can't believe he was... - Verily? 169 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:34,021 Aye. 170 00:08:34,786 --> 00:08:37,347 Alas. Alack. A shocker. 171 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,858 He was much beloved. 172 00:08:39,859 --> 00:08:43,068 Someone stuck a sword through him and left him for dead. 173 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,162 Wait, you don't think it was us? 174 00:08:45,764 --> 00:08:48,309 You know these swords are totally foam, right? 175 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:50,756 Yeah, plus we all worshiped Garrett. 176 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:52,904 When was the last time you saw him? 177 00:08:52,948 --> 00:08:54,870 He left the group after the wall went up. 178 00:08:54,871 --> 00:08:58,786 Didn't seem like a good idea for humans and zombies to fight together, 179 00:08:58,787 --> 00:09:02,559 so Garrett and his friend Magnus left with the other zombies 180 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,834 to start their own zombie LARPing league. 181 00:09:06,107 --> 00:09:08,858 - But Garrett wasn't a zombie. - Of course he was. 182 00:09:09,373 --> 00:09:10,431 He was human. 183 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:11,730 Mmm... 184 00:09:11,731 --> 00:09:14,214 'Tis true, noble sir. Undead, he was not. 185 00:09:14,534 --> 00:09:17,755 That doesn't make any sense. How could that be? 186 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:19,496 ? Sir Garrett is now underground ? 187 00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:21,193 ? He should have run away... 188 00:09:21,237 --> 00:09:23,034 Shut it, Chuck! 189 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:26,824 _ 190 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:31,381 Your Grace, if Sir Garrett did doth portray himself falsely a zombie 191 00:09:31,382 --> 00:09:32,758 whilst in battle with zombies, 192 00:09:32,759 --> 00:09:35,556 who, believing him kindred, fought without care, 193 00:09:35,599 --> 00:09:38,418 'tis on Garrett's own shoulder the fault doth lay, does it not? 194 00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:41,496 That's what I was thinking, but in a less annoying way. 195 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:50,763 Mmm. 196 00:09:51,326 --> 00:09:55,837 Sharing a meal as father and son, I did miss this. 197 00:09:56,571 --> 00:09:58,127 You missed decades of them. 198 00:09:58,648 --> 00:10:00,720 I'm fairly certain this is our seventh meal together. 199 00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,593 This is a fine establishment, son. 200 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:04,912 You've done well. 201 00:10:07,196 --> 00:10:10,286 I wanted to give zombies a true fine-dining experience. 202 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:17,391 Enough! 203 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,850 You're rushing through a sacrament. 204 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:26,828 I want each of you to take one bite using a fork. 205 00:10:28,369 --> 00:10:32,025 For God has given us the tools we need, my friends. 206 00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:33,714 One bite. 207 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,677 There. Now, hold it in your mouth... 208 00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:43,594 And let the divine flavors linger on your tongue 209 00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:45,641 until your mouth fills with glory. 210 00:10:47,455 --> 00:10:49,860 Savor it. Savor it. 211 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:52,810 Now swallow. 212 00:10:55,361 --> 00:10:56,798 Mmm. 213 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,157 And repeat. 214 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:03,281 Swallowing on command. 215 00:11:03,948 --> 00:11:06,276 That's a power that I should never be entrusted with. 216 00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:08,323 Trust is a must but turns to dust 217 00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:10,881 when bellies begin to growl. 218 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,853 My church is in desperate need of brains. 219 00:11:15,854 --> 00:11:19,057 I was hoping you could spare some more for the cause. 220 00:11:22,076 --> 00:11:22,986 Can I sleep on it? 221 00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:24,712 The Lord will provide. 222 00:11:24,774 --> 00:11:27,733 I was trapped in a well, son. 223 00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:30,534 And the Lord made it rain brains, 224 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:31,682 can you believe it? 225 00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:35,729 Surely a remedy will come your way. 226 00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:40,265 Scalpel, please. 227 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:45,337 Stormrose, Warblade of the Fallen or Lightbringer? 228 00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:47,000 Maybe I'll just take the bonesaw. 229 00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:47,560 Oh. 230 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:51,390 The Spineripper. A choice most excellent. 231 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,255 Good morrow. 232 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,801 Hi, um, I'm supposed to be coming to see you. 233 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:58,885 My name is Isobel. 234 00:11:59,947 --> 00:12:02,833 Thoust timing is poor, child. I shall call anon... 235 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:07,418 Please, I'm in this motel in Yakima, my coyote left for coffee eight hours ago. 236 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,900 - I'm totally freaking out. - Indeed, uh... Yea, 'tis true. 237 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:15,391 Let us discuss whilst I procure much-needed gauze for my warted toe. 238 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:21,070 Fear not, young friend. 239 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:24,669 Your good coyote shall be back. Perhaps he think a malefactor doth tail him. 240 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,525 I guess you need to talk in code or something, 241 00:12:26,526 --> 00:12:29,536 but you're not helping. I'm going crazy here. 242 00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:32,008 Fear not, lass, for I make thee promises three. 243 00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:34,131 Your good coyote shall return. 244 00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:36,039 You shall arrive safely in Seattle. 245 00:12:36,301 --> 00:12:40,083 And with a scratch of my own nail, your life I shall save. 246 00:12:40,232 --> 00:12:42,004 This is my most solemn vow. 247 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,340 Is there someone else I can talk to? 248 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,969 Isobel. 249 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,989 Wait, he's back. Oh, my God, thank you so much. 250 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:49,499 Bye. 251 00:12:51,079 --> 00:12:53,394 Thus, true promises remain. 252 00:12:54,036 --> 00:12:55,342 Let me guess. 253 00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:57,318 You slayed a beastly arachnid. 254 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,556 I say thee nay. 255 00:13:00,569 --> 00:13:03,209 For she was taking a phone call most whispery. 256 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,093 Perhaps about a certain upcoming noble birthday? 257 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,414 Thoust foolest me not. 258 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,908 What news has thou? 259 00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:14,022 A location for Magnus, I think. 260 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,382 Garrett received a text every Friday with a time and address 261 00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:19,340 and a, "Try and make it." 262 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,767 It was always signed "M." 263 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,906 Magnus! 264 00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:24,338 The address is for a warehouse on the edge of the city. 265 00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,262 I'm guessing that's where the zombie LARPers meet. 266 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,250 If you're free at midnight... 267 00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,925 Not free, My Lord, but bound by honor 268 00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:32,077 to stand between My Lord and danger. 269 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:34,509 Yeah, okay. 270 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,200 What's with the half-dollars? 271 00:13:39,722 --> 00:13:41,056 I let her have that one. 272 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:44,171 It was either that or let her stuff the chest cavity with hay. 273 00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,265 You like to party, don't you, boy? 274 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,875 Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 275 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,631 Oh. But, Russ. 276 00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,139 I can't afford all of this. 277 00:13:57,817 --> 00:13:59,625 You keep spottin' me, it ain't right. 278 00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,692 Hey, you ever need a few more coins in your pocket, you just tell me. 279 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:05,783 I'm so dadgone broke, partner, I'd do anything. 280 00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:06,950 Hey. 281 00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:10,082 Stop requesting songs about tractors and cold beers. 282 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:11,747 You're makin' everybody wish they were more dead. 283 00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:14,016 I'm just treating my partner here to a night on the town. 284 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,742 Shoot, I'd have been knocked into a cocked hat 285 00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,579 if it weren't for this buckaroo's loyalty. 286 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:21,850 Skittles. We're a pack of wolves, ain't we? We stick together. 287 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,318 Show your tatas to The Butcher of Bourbon Street. 288 00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,972 This man'll rip off your skull and vomit hurricanes 289 00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:34,418 - down your windpipe. - Every man wants to be me. 290 00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:37,233 Every woman wants to be with me. 291 00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,859 Whoo! 292 00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:41,992 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 293 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:45,517 the founder of the Zombie Thunderdome, 294 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:49,868 six feet two inches of ferocity, 230 pounds of piss and vinegar, 295 00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:54,803 the massive, the mighty, Magnus the Necromaimer! 296 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,646 Now this is an entrance. 297 00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:05,087 Verily. 298 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:22,990 That's our guy. 299 00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:27,830 Come on! 300 00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:29,432 Yeah! Whoo! 301 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,761 _ 302 00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,199 Who wants blood? 303 00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,154 Who wants grievous injury? 304 00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:45,162 Reckon I oughta shake the snake before it starts. 305 00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:46,289 Don't fall in, partner. 306 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:50,904 Who wants to see me turn this chump steak into ground beef? 307 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:54,053 How's he gonna be a butcher when I slice his arms off? 308 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:56,782 Of course, who doesn't mind getting wet 309 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,871 with the Butcher's blood? 310 00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:05,145 Ooh! 311 00:16:11,457 --> 00:16:13,171 There is no honor in this? 312 00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,417 No, probably not. 313 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,293 Ooh! 314 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,393 Oh! 315 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,681 Who are you? 316 00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,460 Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD. 317 00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,560 I'd like to talk to you about Garrett Drexel. 318 00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:44,456 Yeah, now's when I bask in the glow of victory, so bugger off. 319 00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:46,376 Well, that isn't really an option here. 320 00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:47,209 Oh, it's not? 321 00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:50,511 You looking to get knocked on your ass, too? 322 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,461 If My Lord seeks an audience, 323 00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,881 it would serve you well to make time. 324 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,596 Okay. Let's talk Garrett Drexel. 325 00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:01,282 - He's dead. - How? 326 00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:03,154 A sword right through his belly. 327 00:17:03,197 --> 00:17:04,982 - But he was... - Garrett was human. 328 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,136 They call me Liv, the medical examiner. 329 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,340 I examined the body myself, no zombie was he. 330 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,714 Uh, sit. 331 00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:16,271 Please. 332 00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:18,747 Yeah, on the... 333 00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:32,265 Why would, uh, Garrett pretend to be a zombie? 334 00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,238 It kind of makes sense when I think about it. 335 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,445 Yeah, Garrett was super pumped 336 00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,518 when he realized that zombies would be fighting with real swords. 337 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,539 But you saw a business opportunity. 338 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,251 Sure did. 339 00:17:40,704 --> 00:17:42,319 I knew right away that people would pay money 340 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,022 to see zombies make each other bleed. 341 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,095 So I broke away from the zombie LARPers and started Zombie Thunderdome. 342 00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:50,265 Do you know where we could find the zombie LARPing group? 343 00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:53,022 Yeah, I have their schedule in my phone somewhere. 344 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:55,777 His group is called The Shadow Exiles. 345 00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:04,739 _ 346 00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:09,729 Any day hence. 347 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,465 God, I wanna make you break character. 348 00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:14,661 Oh, here it is. 349 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,898 Looks like they don't fight again for another month. 350 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,715 But, uh, they should be at the league rules meeting tomorrow. 351 00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:21,476 Where? 352 00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,757 Ye Olde Microbrewery. 353 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,024 I'm the bouncer. 354 00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:27,900 I'll wait in the car. 355 00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:37,000 His maiden is a zombie and alas, he is not. 356 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,605 'Tis a cruel world. 357 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,087 Is this how it's gonna be? 358 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,074 Everyone's asked me why you're moping around today. 359 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:58,239 You didn't really expect me to be happy today, did you? 360 00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:00,254 No. 361 00:19:01,593 --> 00:19:04,706 But we were up until 4:30 talking about this, 362 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:07,301 - and I felt like we were okay. - We are. 363 00:19:07,469 --> 00:19:10,183 See, I knew this was coming down the pike, but... 364 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:11,970 It hurts. 365 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,587 But we're still us. 366 00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,633 We're good. It's just medicinal. 367 00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:20,087 Like it was for you. 368 00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,086 Somehow, that doesn't help. 369 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,376 Cowboy brains are permanently 86ed, 370 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:35,496 which is weird, 'cause I'd think cowboys are to hookers as... 371 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:41,177 - Astronauts are to Tang? - Exactly! 372 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:43,401 I hear "cowboy," I think Deadwood. 373 00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:45,475 But Blaine, there was no dead wood. 374 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,402 These cowpokes didn't want no pokes. 375 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,041 Here's where we went wrong. 376 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,788 Look at the fine print. 377 00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:55,254 "Professional Born-Again Riders of America." 378 00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:57,434 "We tell the devil to buck off"? 379 00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,353 What is this, six-point type? 380 00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,814 Where do we stand on new muscle? 381 00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:04,191 It's handled. I already hired Carl. 382 00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,092 Crybaby Carl. 383 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:11,223 I would rather put a volleyball on Dino's body. 384 00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,170 It's a medical condition, Blaine, 385 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,897 the guy's got faulty tear ducts. 386 00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:17,570 He's actually a sociopath in a good way. 387 00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:25,969 So who do I have to bang to get a hot toddy? 388 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,650 _ 389 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:36,177 So, what brings you to our fair, walled-in city? 390 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:39,516 Cobain museum? The fish market? The coffee? 391 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,459 I've been keeping tabs on my former money launderer, 392 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,101 Casper Cotter, while he's in prison. 393 00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,255 He has a major stash of my money hidden away somewhere, 394 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:49,297 and I've been eager to find out where it is. 395 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,722 I've tried getting to him on the inside 396 00:20:50,723 --> 00:20:52,693 but this schmuck hides in solitary. 397 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:54,884 I haven't been able to get to him. 398 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,233 And that's where you come in. 399 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:56,911 I do? 400 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,572 A little bird tells me the state pen has agreed 401 00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:01,831 to take 20 of Seattle's worst criminals. 402 00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:03,606 They're bussing then down to Walla Walla 403 00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:07,026 and for some reason, candy-ass Casper is gonna be on that bus. 404 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,580 We're gonna break him out and get my money back. 405 00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,542 Out of a prison transport bus? 406 00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,571 We'll go halfsies on the cash, of course. 407 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:17,834 Not thirdsies? 408 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:21,188 So, after the three of us take down this prison bus, 409 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:24,132 how about we go to the backyard and dig a hole to China? 410 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,215 What's the problem, Blaine? 411 00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:27,507 I can't commandeer a prison bus 412 00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,669 full of convicts and armed guards. 413 00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,043 I don't have that kind of manpower. 414 00:21:31,044 --> 00:21:32,761 You call yourself a crime boss? 415 00:21:33,315 --> 00:21:36,437 You should have an army of nameless, faceless, yes men 416 00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:39,302 who are too stupid to do anything but listen to you. 417 00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,612 - Blaine, what about... - Wait. 418 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:46,856 We don't have an army full of stupid, nameless, faceless yes men. 419 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,738 But we know someone who does. 420 00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:50,864 Brother Love. 421 00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:52,058 That's right, Don E., 422 00:21:52,954 --> 00:21:53,959 Brother Love. 423 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,742 The lord spoke to you 424 00:21:56,743 --> 00:21:58,584 about a prison transport bus? 425 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,108 Not directly. 426 00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:03,808 I was trying to solve your brain shortage problem 427 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,952 and I reached a point where I'd feared I'd fail you. 428 00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:08,898 And in that desperate moment, 429 00:22:08,899 --> 00:22:10,741 I humbled myself and I said, "God." 430 00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,889 Not... Not out loud, more with my heart. 431 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,237 There is no right or wrong way. 432 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,159 Well, I said, "God, please, show me a sign." 433 00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,168 And in that moment, 434 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,018 hand to the man upstairs, 435 00:22:24,381 --> 00:22:27,140 is when my phone rang and my buddy tells me about the bus. 436 00:22:27,141 --> 00:22:29,333 I felt the holy spirit move me. 437 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,400 I didn't even know whose number I was dialing. 438 00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:37,027 When Blaine answered, I said, "Of course, it had to be Blaine." 439 00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:41,187 There will be guards and guns. 440 00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:43,196 I fear I'd be leading my flock to slaughter. 441 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:46,046 We'll take 'em by surprise. They won't even see us coming. 442 00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:47,843 The authorities will come after us. 443 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,612 We're not strong enough yet. 444 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,364 No one will raise a finger. 445 00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:54,739 You see, these are wicked men. 446 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,523 And giving their brains to needy zombies 447 00:22:57,524 --> 00:23:01,649 will be the one good thing they do with their miserable lives. 448 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,932 Yo, Russ! 449 00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:14,173 Wanna win some more money off me? 450 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,248 I'm feeling unlucky. 451 00:23:15,249 --> 00:23:16,424 No. I don't think so. 452 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:17,809 Everything okay? 453 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:20,510 Last night. 454 00:23:22,656 --> 00:23:24,093 What were you telling that cop? 455 00:23:24,229 --> 00:23:26,610 Cop? I didn't talk to a cop. 456 00:23:27,829 --> 00:23:28,898 I saw it, bro. 457 00:23:28,899 --> 00:23:30,880 The blonde zombie that works with the police. 458 00:23:30,881 --> 00:23:32,330 She's a medical examiner, I think. 459 00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:35,229 Look, man. I just saw a pretty girl and was chatting her up. 460 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,182 Any luck? 461 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:36,841 Nope. 462 00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:42,899 Yeah. So, you free to meet up tonight? 463 00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:45,085 - Sure. - Still eager to make some extra money? 464 00:23:45,086 --> 00:23:46,749 - You know it. - Cool. 465 00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:49,856 I'll text you the address. We can meet there. 466 00:23:49,857 --> 00:23:50,421 All right. 467 00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:52,660 And what we're doing, 468 00:23:53,857 --> 00:23:56,460 - it's not exactly legal. - I ain't dumb, son. 469 00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:06,319 Thank you. 470 00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:11,911 Good morrow. 471 00:24:11,912 --> 00:24:14,153 Uh, hi. 472 00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:18,201 It was a bit of a rough trip but this is Beth and that's Geo. 473 00:24:18,244 --> 00:24:20,781 Guys, this is Renegade. 474 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,240 'Tis an honor, fair lady, 475 00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:28,461 to return thine most noble soul from the edge of the abyss. 476 00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:30,954 Renegade, maybe let's just cut to the scratch. 477 00:24:30,955 --> 00:24:32,571 It was a long trip in the trunk. 478 00:24:34,201 --> 00:24:35,466 Beth of Columbus, 479 00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:38,172 I welcome you to the brotherhood of zombies. 480 00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,604 Live undead with a true heart, 481 00:24:41,343 --> 00:24:42,938 and do naught but good. 482 00:24:48,204 --> 00:24:50,377 I feel new. Strong. 483 00:24:50,378 --> 00:24:52,046 I don't know how to thank you. 484 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,349 We don't know how to thank you. 485 00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,626 'Tis a gift we received equally, m'lady. 486 00:25:01,757 --> 00:25:03,281 Geo of the Bay Area, 487 00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,929 I welcome you into the brotherhood of zombies. 488 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,729 Live undead with a true heart 489 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,721 and do naught but good. 490 00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:16,341 So, I'm gonna cry. 491 00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:18,457 I... I didn't think that would happen. 492 00:25:19,274 --> 00:25:20,487 I'm really grateful. 493 00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:25,114 There was supposed to be a third. 494 00:25:25,198 --> 00:25:27,025 Lady Isobel. I made a vow. 495 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,889 Yeah. Isobel hasn't arrived yet. 496 00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:30,144 She should be here by now. 497 00:25:30,145 --> 00:25:32,029 With which coyote doth she travel? 498 00:25:32,212 --> 00:25:33,894 It's the new guy. Curtis. 499 00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:49,447 _ 500 00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:19,898 Ready to get your hands dirty? 501 00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:23,529 Born ready. 502 00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:26,675 Let's go pay some folks a visit. 503 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,808 _ 504 00:26:48,662 --> 00:26:52,666 I think we need to readjust the brain to gelatin ratio. It's all spilling out. 505 00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:55,795 No, you gotta fold the top over before you staple it, idiot. 506 00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:00,642 No, man. These are our tubes. 507 00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:02,534 We bought them. We're just repackaging them. 508 00:27:02,535 --> 00:27:05,335 Please! No! 509 00:27:09,774 --> 00:27:10,760 Nice. 510 00:27:12,053 --> 00:27:14,441 I should probably make an example out of you, don't you think? 511 00:27:14,442 --> 00:27:16,273 - No. - No? 512 00:27:16,492 --> 00:27:18,685 What do you think, Major? Waste him? 513 00:27:19,828 --> 00:27:20,378 Call it. 514 00:27:20,562 --> 00:27:21,781 Heads we waste him! 515 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,407 Tails. 516 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:39,130 And there won't be a next time, will there? 517 00:27:39,823 --> 00:27:40,802 No. 518 00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:45,237 Put those axes to use, boys. 519 00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:05,485 Liv, my love. Can I get your number? 520 00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:07,969 Where are the zombie LARPers we seek? 521 00:28:08,607 --> 00:28:09,738 There the heroes be. 522 00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:12,653 Hoisting half-pints of low-carb lager. 523 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,065 My liege. Shall we? 524 00:28:21,546 --> 00:28:23,345 You are Sir Clive Babineaux. 525 00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,614 Zombie slayer. Survivor of the pits of Max Rager. 526 00:28:27,193 --> 00:28:28,295 Cracker of suspects 527 00:28:28,296 --> 00:28:31,915 and daydream lover of the women of Precinct Nine. Forget it not. 528 00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:33,842 Yay. Verily. 529 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:38,430 Thanks, Liv. I'll pull my head out. 530 00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,851 You the Shadow Exiles? 531 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:49,430 Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD. Homicide. 532 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,607 I take it you know why I'm here. 533 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,207 It's about Garrett, isn't it? 534 00:28:55,552 --> 00:28:56,976 Yes. Garrett. 535 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,810 The guy you left for dead out in the park. 536 00:29:00,679 --> 00:29:03,484 We thought he was a zombie. Like us. And... 537 00:29:03,485 --> 00:29:06,434 We understand it was a secret that Garrett was human. 538 00:29:06,805 --> 00:29:08,705 Just tell us exactly what happened. 539 00:29:09,142 --> 00:29:12,692 We've been acting out Arthurian legends for the last couple of months. 540 00:29:12,736 --> 00:29:16,195 Garrett was the best fighter, so, of course, he was Lancelot. 541 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,089 When that sword went through him, Garrett bled like a stuck pig. 542 00:29:21,239 --> 00:29:23,587 We were all standing there, dumbstruck. 543 00:29:23,588 --> 00:29:26,174 It made no sense for a zombie to bleed like that. 544 00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:30,593 Before we could even figure out what was happening, Garrett was dead. 545 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:36,299 It... It happened so fast. No one knew what to do. We all just panicked. 546 00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:39,781 No one knew if what we were doing was legal. 547 00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:41,853 It's true we all panicked. 548 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:45,523 But I was the one who struck the fatal blow. 549 00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:46,926 Then you must be Arthur. 550 00:29:47,332 --> 00:29:50,991 In one life. In the other, I'm known as Kevin Kreeger. 551 00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:53,408 It was an accident, darling. 552 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:57,786 My husband loved Garrett. We all did. 553 00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,967 Guinevere, I presume. 554 00:29:59,968 --> 00:30:02,934 Yes, but also Kathy Kreeger. 555 00:30:04,521 --> 00:30:07,420 You all need to come down to the station in the morning. 556 00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:10,655 I need to take a statement from everyone who was there. 557 00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:13,558 Killing Garrett was unintentional, 558 00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:16,716 but leaving his body was a crime. 559 00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:18,778 My wife wasn't even at the battle. 560 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:22,032 I'll still need you to come down and give a statement. 561 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:27,836 I'm really tempted to not come back. New Seattle blows. 562 00:30:29,277 --> 00:30:32,076 I guess I would have to end things with my fiancee. 563 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:37,989 What the hell? 564 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:42,942 See why I hate this place? 565 00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:49,117 We will rise 566 00:30:49,401 --> 00:30:51,434 and they will drown! 567 00:30:54,454 --> 00:30:57,575 The meals on the bus go down, down, down! 568 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,019 Fear not killers! Fear not rapists! 569 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:04,003 It is to a better place you go... 570 00:31:05,674 --> 00:31:09,316 The digestive tract of a hungry zombie! 571 00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:13,118 It will be over soon! Submit! Submit! 572 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:29,068 Brothers, sisters, feed! 573 00:31:30,115 --> 00:31:32,726 Feed to your heart's content. 574 00:31:33,704 --> 00:31:35,385 Those are some good minions. 575 00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:38,535 Rejoice, my friends. Rejoice. 576 00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:42,059 Feast to your heart's content. 577 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,858 It's a medical condition, Blaine. 578 00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:44,931 Still... 579 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,761 It's glandular. Nothing I can do about it. 580 00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:51,070 Have him go kill someone. Here, I'll do it. 581 00:31:51,071 --> 00:31:54,749 Crybaby Carl! Go kill somebody on that bus. 582 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,539 Crybaby, stop. 583 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:59,233 Oh, one of them's getting away. 584 00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:01,466 Mangia, mangia, mangia! 585 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:03,463 That your accountant guy? 586 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:05,207 - Not him. - Cool beans. 587 00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:06,738 No, get away! Aah! 588 00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:08,943 They're eating that guy's brains right out of his head. 589 00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:10,549 They didn't even kill him first. 590 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,623 I'm pretty sure he's dead. 591 00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:14,056 His legs are moving. 592 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,009 I think that's a nervous system thing. 593 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:18,726 Now he's definitely dead. 594 00:32:19,183 --> 00:32:22,186 - Oop. No, wait. - Oh, God, no... 595 00:32:22,229 --> 00:32:24,014 Okay, now. 596 00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:32,337 Please! Please, don't eat me! Ah! I'll do anything. 597 00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:37,373 Tell me the truth, Casper. What's scarier, them or me? 598 00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:39,582 Stacey, please. 599 00:32:40,129 --> 00:32:42,149 Don't let them eat me. I'm begging you. 600 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:45,282 You had a lot to say to the DA's office about my operation, 601 00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:48,728 but when I want to know where my money is, you're silent. 602 00:32:48,729 --> 00:32:51,897 Okay, you can take it! It's in locker 220. 603 00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,163 It's at the ferry terminal. It's on Colman! 604 00:32:54,164 --> 00:32:55,804 Please! Just let me go! 605 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,521 Thanks, 606 00:33:01,115 --> 00:33:03,961 but I'd rather get it straight from the horse's brain. 607 00:33:05,223 --> 00:33:07,481 This is Blaine. He'll be eating you tonight. 608 00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:10,165 Crybaby. Do what you do, man. 609 00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:13,293 No 610 00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:16,414 No! Please. 611 00:33:18,242 --> 00:33:22,202 Please. Don't eat me. No! 612 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,795 _ 613 00:33:28,737 --> 00:33:31,169 You can stop doing that. I spoke to his family. 614 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,002 They don't want it, and with the investigation over, 615 00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:34,395 they said we could just trash it. 616 00:33:34,396 --> 00:33:36,327 A sad end for such a valiant man. 617 00:33:36,866 --> 00:33:38,916 You're lucky your maiden fair never caught his eye. 618 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,862 Uh, hello? Undercover with the zombie truthers. 619 00:33:41,863 --> 00:33:43,656 Yes, but our Peyton's fantasy life 620 00:33:43,657 --> 00:33:46,290 revolves entirely around knights in shining armor. 621 00:33:46,444 --> 00:33:49,712 Fortune has smiled on you. Count thyself blest. 622 00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,536 So, you have no idea where Isobel is? 623 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,083 Is there any chance the coyote got her into 624 00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:02,566 Seattle and you just don't know it yet? 625 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,482 I knoweth not. I await news from Sir Levon. 626 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,217 Ah-ha! 627 00:34:09,011 --> 00:34:10,056 How could you? 628 00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:15,540 Whoa! What'd you see? 629 00:34:16,212 --> 00:34:18,442 Guinevere cheating on King Arthur. 630 00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:21,394 - With Lancelot, I presume. - Verily. 631 00:34:21,898 --> 00:34:23,014 I must away. 632 00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:32,578 I know this sounds like some kind of role-play come-on, 633 00:34:32,579 --> 00:34:35,620 um, but I literally can't figure out how to take this off. 634 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,151 Let me see what we can do. 635 00:34:46,608 --> 00:34:50,135 You're human and you were sleeping with Garrett/Lancelot. 636 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:54,303 That means King Arthur/your husband knew Garrett was human, too. 637 00:34:54,304 --> 00:34:55,437 It's not what you think. 638 00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,444 Well, that's good, Guinevere, because what I think 639 00:34:57,452 --> 00:35:00,885 is that your husband, King Arthur, murdered your lover, Lancelot. 640 00:35:00,886 --> 00:35:04,685 You do know that when LARPing, you are free to change the endings? 641 00:35:05,819 --> 00:35:07,105 I love my husband. 642 00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,198 And my husband loves me. 643 00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:11,466 But after Kevin became a zombie... 644 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:13,800 A bedswerver ye became. 645 00:35:14,578 --> 00:35:16,882 I thought that our love was strong enough. 646 00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,110 That sex wasn't everything. 647 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,776 But it became clear how important it was. 648 00:35:23,728 --> 00:35:25,670 What intimacy does for a couple. 649 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,364 How lack of it tears them apart. 650 00:35:28,365 --> 00:35:32,559 My liege and lord has faced down similar demons, and yet, not a murder one. 651 00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:36,808 He and his zombie lover allow others to share their bed. 652 00:35:36,809 --> 00:35:37,966 Liv. 653 00:35:40,781 --> 00:35:42,280 Has that worked for you? 654 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,509 It hasn't been the easiest thing. 655 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:48,431 I wouldn't think so. 656 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,347 Look, Detective... 657 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:53,267 Even if my husband wanted to kill Garrett, 658 00:35:53,446 --> 00:35:55,704 it had to be a freak accident. First of all, 659 00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:57,975 Garrett is the greatest swordsman in Seattle. 660 00:35:57,976 --> 00:36:00,629 It's a fluke that Kevin even touched him. 661 00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:03,769 Also, Kevin fights with Excalibur. A broadsword. 662 00:36:04,257 --> 00:36:06,333 If you wanted to kill someone wearing chainmail, 663 00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:07,776 you wouldn't use a broadsword, 664 00:36:07,777 --> 00:36:09,822 you'd use something super-pointy. 665 00:36:11,275 --> 00:36:12,874 Something like... 666 00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:16,052 this? 667 00:36:20,623 --> 00:36:21,899 That's not Excalibur. 668 00:36:24,344 --> 00:36:26,233 Gallahad, the pure of heart! 669 00:36:27,473 --> 00:36:29,213 Steve! Steve! 670 00:36:31,781 --> 00:36:33,131 We're ready for you. 671 00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:39,102 Mr. Kreeger, here's what we know. 672 00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:42,244 We know you were aware that Garrett was human 673 00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:44,952 because you caught him cheating with your human wife. 674 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,648 You didn't fight with Excalibur, 675 00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:48,833 a blade synonymous with King Arthur. 676 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:52,452 Instead, you chose to fight with a sword that could pierce chainmail. 677 00:36:53,069 --> 00:36:55,499 - And according to Gallahad... - The pure of heart. 678 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,536 During the fight, you tricked Lancelot into thinking that you had been injured. 679 00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,764 When Lancelot let down his guard to assist you, 680 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,785 you thrust a sword through his gut. 681 00:37:05,078 --> 00:37:06,737 You fought without honor. 682 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:11,005 When he slept with my wife, he ceded his honor card. 683 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:15,670 You had to trick him because he was a better fighter than you. 684 00:37:17,841 --> 00:37:20,107 A better fighter. A better lover. 685 00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:23,294 Certainly better-looking, younger... 686 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:25,572 And yet, here I am. 687 00:37:25,986 --> 00:37:28,698 Still alive. And I'll serve no prison time. 688 00:37:29,231 --> 00:37:30,303 I admit nothing. 689 00:37:31,264 --> 00:37:33,347 We were LARPers, playing a game. 690 00:37:33,348 --> 00:37:37,293 And Garrett pretended to be a zombie and that's how he got himself killed. 691 00:37:37,294 --> 00:37:41,081 That's what a jury will believe, so you can keep your pad, Detective. 692 00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:45,949 I can't believe my former accountant 693 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,949 actually told us the real location. 694 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,079 He did seem eager to impress in his final moments 695 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,791 and my vision was clear as day. 696 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:56,678 Locker 220 at the ferry station on Colman. 697 00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:00,735 Come to Daddy. 698 00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,048 Disappointing. 699 00:38:11,677 --> 00:38:12,823 I don't understand. 700 00:38:13,198 --> 00:38:14,631 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 701 00:38:14,632 --> 00:38:16,682 I saw Cotter put a black duffel bag 702 00:38:16,683 --> 00:38:19,000 full of money in this locker. 703 00:38:19,353 --> 00:38:20,682 Well, then where the hell is it? 704 00:38:21,408 --> 00:38:23,421 Liv, you can't just bring new people here. 705 00:38:23,422 --> 00:38:24,880 You put everyone at risk. 706 00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:27,327 - New people need to be vetted. - New to you, good sir, 707 00:38:27,328 --> 00:38:29,334 but to me a lifetime of loyalty. 708 00:38:30,919 --> 00:38:32,700 I come bearing gifts. 709 00:38:36,418 --> 00:38:38,072 Whoa! 710 00:38:39,181 --> 00:38:40,835 Consider Lady Peyton vetted. 711 00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:43,371 Think of those who will benefit from this. 712 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:46,040 All the people we weren't able to bring in before. 713 00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:03,424 It's all right. 714 00:39:05,078 --> 00:39:06,427 Come on. 715 00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:12,092 There were some hiccups. 716 00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:12,755 What happened? 717 00:39:12,757 --> 00:39:14,242 A couple of the guards along the north wall 718 00:39:14,243 --> 00:39:16,289 decided what we bribed them isn't enough. 719 00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,955 We had to find another route. 720 00:39:18,369 --> 00:39:21,991 - She was a champ. - I'm... I'm so glad we made it. 721 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:24,271 It was such a crazy drama getting here. 722 00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:26,796 I couldn't handle the Walley World situation. 723 00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:31,017 "Zombie Park's closed. Walrus out front should've told you." 724 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:34,847 Hey. 725 00:39:37,838 --> 00:39:40,671 Let's do this. I'm tired of being sick. 726 00:39:43,277 --> 00:39:44,844 'Tis with the proudest of hearts 727 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,844 that I shall fulfill the third of my promises three. 728 00:39:48,661 --> 00:39:49,750 Oh, great. 729 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,832 Quick question. Do all zombies talk like you 730 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,953 or do you, like, actually work at a Ren Faire? 731 00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:04,087 Isobel of Idaho, I welcome you to the brotherhood of zombies. 732 00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:07,628 Live undead with a true heart 733 00:40:09,519 --> 00:40:11,260 and do naught but good. 734 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,096 Uh... 735 00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:32,906 How long does it take to kick in? 736 00:40:40,302 --> 00:40:43,416 It's usually pretty immediate. Try the other arm. 737 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:48,001 Yeah, maybe it's like a vein thing. 738 00:40:54,847 --> 00:40:56,501 - Isobel of... - Liv... 739 00:40:56,842 --> 00:40:58,970 - Oh, Renegade. - Sorry. 740 00:41:00,638 --> 00:41:02,326 Go a little deeper this time. 741 00:41:15,407 --> 00:41:16,495 Maybe do her neck. 742 00:41:16,836 --> 00:41:18,490 Have you eaten today? 743 00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:23,932 I don't understand. 744 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,863 I'm going to die, aren't I? 745 00:41:43,648 --> 00:41:46,510 CREDITS