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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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Since we started trying to have a baby,

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I haven't been myself.

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- I'm pregnant.
- Uh, this is

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thermal imaging.

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It uses satellites to
find heat signatures.

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What the hell?

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Uh, that's where you're
supposed to start.

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Oh. Sorry. I was just distracted

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by the beautiful word-highlighting.

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No, no, no. I could...
I could tell that, sure.

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- Yeah.
- Here. I'll rewind it for you.

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You just

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- give me a signal when to begin.
- Okay.

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And also, the highlighting
of the words is the signal

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that the machine gives, so...

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Hmm.

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What? Oh, now? Now?

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- Yeah. Yes. Yes.
- Oh, okay.

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? I can't fight this
feeling any longer ?

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? And yet I'm still
afraid to let it flow ?

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? What started out as friendship
has grown stronger... ?

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Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh...

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Carol, what... what was that?

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Oh, I was singing it to
the tune of "Jingle Bells."

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Well, could you please sing to the tune

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of "Can't Fight This Feeling"?

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Oh, that's not very fun.

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And it's out of my register.

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God, this just isn't
the same without Mike.

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Now, okay, that came out wrong.

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Look, I'm sorry. I'm
just worried about him.

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He won't come out of his truck.

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Well, he just needs some time
to learn to be with people again.

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Don't worry. He'll come around.

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I hope so. Thanks, Care Bear.

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Hey, let's try it again, and this time,

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just sing whatever,

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whenever, okay?

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I might just read it.

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Yeah. You know what?
I'm gonna make a snack.

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- Yeah?
- You tell me how it turns out.

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Okay.

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Oh, I think they might get together.

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Hey, Erica.

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Just getting a jump on the nursery.

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What? You're going with yellow?

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Yeah. Yellow triggers heightened levels

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of motivation and self-confidence.

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It's also great for memory retention.

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Did you ever consider... blue?

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Well, I... Don't you think
that's leaning pretty heavily

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in one gender direction?

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Don't you think yellow's

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leaning pretty heavily
in the urine direction?

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Geez, excuse me. I was just
trying to help, you know.

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No, I mean, don't get defensive. I...

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Well, you just attacked
the color I chose.

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You know, I went into survival mode.

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Relax. I'm just saying if we're
going to co-parent together,

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maybe don't leave me
out of these decisions.

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Fine. Okay. What color would you like?

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- I like blue.
- I like yellow.

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Okay, well, obvious solution here.

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- You like yellow, I like blue.
- Right.

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So let's just go with green.

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Green?

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Green it is.

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- Great.
- Green.

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Ridiculous.

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Carol, what the hell are we eating?

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It's called "fake-a-mole."

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We're out of avocados, so I
just whipped up some oatmeal,

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added brown rice for mouth-feel,

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then blended in some green
food coloring, you know,

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for visual titillation.

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And the uncooked pasta?

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Hmm. "Fake-atilla chips."

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We're out of tortilla
chips, so... dig in, huh?

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Well,

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no disrespect, but I think
I'm gonna fake-a eat this.

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Okay, you know what?
I'm doing the best I can.

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We are pretty much out of everything.

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Who's supposed to go
on the next supply run?

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Well, according to the chore
wheel, it's Gail and Melissa,

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and they were supposed
to do it yesterday.

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Well, don't look at me.

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I didn't even know we had a chore wheel.

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- Catch us on the next spin, I guess.
- No.

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We all have to pitch in.

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- Come on, guys.
- Yeah. This is ridiculous.

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- Okay, fine. Geez.
- We'll go.

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Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.

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You hanging in your truck,
checking out your blobs?

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Tandy, no coarse language

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at the table.

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And if you have to, use
the scientific term: gonads.

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Oh, no, no, no, Carol.

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He's talking about my
thermal imaging machine,

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which I use to locate heat signatures.

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Uh, let me explain.
It's like the Predator.

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You know, like how
the... He sees the world?

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The Predator sees the world? You know?

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Like if a-a tiger jumps
out of a jungle bush.

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Uh, Predator doesn't see a tiger.

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He sees more, like, a
bunch of colors, you know?

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You know, but he-he
still knows it's a tiger.

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You guys seen Predator?

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No.

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Okay, Mike, you better explain this.

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Uh, yeah. It's like a
metal detector for heat.

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- Oh!
- I was gonna do that one next.

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- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.

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Y-You find anything on there, or...?

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Yeah. Just last night, I saw something

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unlike anything I'd ever
seen on there before.

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What is it?

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Well, I-I'm not really sure.

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You know, uh, your
typical volcano is what...

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I don't know... 1,600
degrees Fahrenheit?

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Yup.

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Yeah, right?

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Uh, and this thing's
clocking in at 100 degrees,

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which is noteworthy because the
human body temperature is 98.6.

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- Oh.
- Wait.

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Are you saying it's people?

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No. I mean, it could be a
million things, you know.

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It could be a, what, a
geyser, or, uh, you know,

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just some trapped methane, you know.

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A bunch of geese, maybe.

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Guess I'll, uh, find out tomorrow.

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Tomorrow? What...?
What-what do you mean?

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Oh. I'm leaving.

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What's up?

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You just got here, Mike,

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and you're already leaving?

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No, it's 800 miles away. I'll
be back before you know it.

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Uh, gas is unreliable,
we're in a foreign country.

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No AAA.

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You know as well as I do

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that 800 miles in this
world isn't really 800 miles.

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I got to go see this thing, man.

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I got to check it out.

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I mean, sure, it's probably nothing,

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but, I mean, what if it isn't, okay?

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Come on, man. It's too
dangerous, especially alone.

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Come with me then.

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I can't leave Carol right now.

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I mean, she's super
pregnant, and the twins.

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Look, I'm begging you.

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Okay, fine.

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I won't go.

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So this map shows all the markets

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in a 50-mile radius.

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What do the smiley faces mean?

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Well, smiley faces look
sort of sinister to me,

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so they represent all the stores
that don't have any more food.

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So, the rainbows represent
the stores we should go to?

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No, those are just rainbows.

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Just tell us where we should go.

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Well, your best bet is probably

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this area... over here.

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- Hmm.
- Okay? You gals

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think you can handle this?

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Carol, you can count on us.

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How long you think we need to be gone?

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Five hours. Pull.

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Think that we should
go to at least one store

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so we can honestly say we
tried to look for supplies?

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No. Pull.

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Going somewhere?

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What the hell are you doing?

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Keeping you honest, you
friggin' donkey dong.

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What if I didn't see you?

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I would've killed
you, you friggin' turd.

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You already did kill me, Mike.

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In my heart.

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You lied to me.

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You said you were gonna
stay, and you lied!

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Oh, come on. What is the big deal?

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I'm gonna be gone for, like, three days.

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I'm saving your life, Mike.

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Traveling this distance alone,

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one little mistake, and you're dead.

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I orbited the friggin' Earth, Phil!

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I'm pretty sure I can handle a truck

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on a bunch of paved roads.

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Fine! Go. But you're gonna have to drive

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over my face and head in the process.

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You know what? That'll
probably improve your looks.

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Oh! Is that a joke about how ugly I am?

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No, it's a very serious statement

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- about how ugly you are.
- How dare you.

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All right, see you later.
I'm gonna pop your head

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- and hit the road.
- Oh, good!

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Have fun killing me!

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Have fun getting killed by me!

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Hey, tell Carol I want an open casket

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so everyone can see what
you did to your own brother!

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An open casket will make it a lot easier

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to take a dump on your dead chest!

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Oh, you're a monster!

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I can't wait to teach
your babies how to smoke!

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Oh, you did not just say
that right before my death!

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Relax, your head's

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probably fat enough that you'll survive.

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- So, you gonna do this or what?
- Yeah, I'm gonna do it!

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- You don't have the guts!
- Oh, yeah?

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Watch me!

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Do it!

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I'm gonna do it!

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Stop talking about it and do it!

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I'm in the friggin' process!

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Crush my face!

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- End me!
- I am gonna do it!

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Take my head and feed
it to the driveway!

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I'm gonna squash your head like a zit!

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- Carol, good-bye! I love you!
- I'm gonna do it!

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- I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!
- Do it!

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- Do it!
- Get ready! You're gonna die!

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I'm gonna do it!

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Ah. Oh, thank God.

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You made the right call.

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See you in the morning, bud.

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Go to hell.

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Morning, Phil.

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Whatcha doing?

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Cleaning out the fireplace.

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By hand?

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It's why it's so clean.

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Hmm. May I see your index finger?

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Phil, I'm... curious.

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Do you have any idea where my keys are?

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Do I have any idea where your keys are?

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Look, things got a little
heated last night, but, uh...

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well, after thinking about
it, I realize you were right.

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Nice try.

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No, I'm not trying to do anything here.

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Oh, so I guess you're just
kissing my buns all up and down

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for gits and shiggles.

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No, I just want to thank you
for talking some sense into me.

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So you think if you're nice enough,

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you might just get your keys back.

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So you do know where my keys are.

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Okay, whatever.

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Not going anywhere anyway, so...

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You want to go outside, dick around?

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Do I want to go dick around?

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No.

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Suit yourself.

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Friggin' idiot.

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Erica, do you like

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- this onesie?
- No.

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Okay, y'all. Very, very funny.

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You got your ya-ya's out.

256
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,626
Now spill the beans.

257
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,942
- Who did it?
- Who did what?

258
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,251
Who went and took all the supplies

259
00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:39,304
we worked so hard to get?

260
00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:42,644
I mean, we literally worked all day

261
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,345
- to get those supplies.
- Yeah.

262
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,338
We put 'em in the pantry
while y'all were asleep,

263
00:11:47,363 --> 00:11:49,019
and now they're gone.

264
00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,011
Hell of a thank-you for
all of our tireless work.

265
00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:53,146
So much toil.

266
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,338
You should see all the
calluses we have on our hands.

267
00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:58,107
- Check this out, Gail.
- Oh, God. Oh, my God.

268
00:11:58,143 --> 00:12:00,076
I've never seen so many calluses,

269
00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:02,587
and I have just as many, if not more.

270
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:05,613
Ugh! Ah, it's like looking
at the surface of the moon.

271
00:12:06,822 --> 00:12:11,087
So, how many stores did you go to?

272
00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:15,706
- 78.
- 103.

273
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,027
So you're sticking with this story?

274
00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:20,363
Because it's literally
what happened, Erica.

275
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:22,746
Lit-er-ally.

276
00:12:22,771 --> 00:12:24,367
Well...

277
00:12:24,989 --> 00:12:26,889
Todd, are you okay?

278
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,686
I just feel

279
00:12:29,711 --> 00:12:32,141
like I'm being lied to. You know?

280
00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:36,601
And it's really hurting my heart

281
00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:40,321
because we're all in
this together, guys.

282
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:43,199
I mean, do you see this woman?

283
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:46,058
She's bringing a life into this world.

284
00:12:47,046 --> 00:12:48,714
And she needed those supplies

285
00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,672
for herself and her baby.

286
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,924
Now, you sure you're
telling me the truth?

287
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,936
We went to zero stores.

288
00:13:00,184 --> 00:13:02,105
I just shot my guns.

289
00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:05,074
And I drank a tankload of wine.

290
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,657
Now go on and get those supplies.

291
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,114
On our way.

292
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:12,382
We're so sorry.

293
00:13:15,155 --> 00:13:17,086
Well, I think that worked pretty well.

294
00:13:19,997 --> 00:13:21,574
Huh.

295
00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,974
You left the seven.

296
00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:40,216
And half the three.

297
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:42,751
Want to help me pick up the spare?

298
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:52,121
You got this!

299
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:53,635
- You got this, bud!
- Here I come.

300
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,595
- What? No! Hey!
- Gutter ball.

301
00:13:56,634 --> 00:13:58,467
No, not cool.

302
00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:02,537
Here I come!

303
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:08,004
- Ah, you missed me. Missed me.
- No, no! Come on!

304
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:09,498
You moved!

305
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:10,973
You turd... ow!

306
00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:12,942
Sir, I saw your last roll.

307
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,399
- I just want to commend you.
- Thank you very much.

308
00:14:15,424 --> 00:14:16,379
- Absolutely. No...
- I appreciate it.

309
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,852
All right, buddy, let's
go. It's your turn.

310
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:22,852
Will you please give me a moment?

311
00:14:22,877 --> 00:14:25,321
I am having a three-way, sir.

312
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,061
Uh-oh. No.

313
00:14:41,444 --> 00:14:44,006
? Of the... ?

314
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:49,609
? Brave... ?

315
00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:50,362
Yeah.

316
00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:51,696
Hey, uh,

317
00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,049
- that was fun out there.
- Yeah.

318
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,318
Yeah. Um...

319
00:14:55,953 --> 00:14:58,637
Whoa, you, uh... you got
something on your nose.

320
00:14:58,662 --> 00:14:59,492
You got a little...

321
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:00,957
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. Right there on the end.

322
00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:02,024
I get it?

323
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,401
- Yeah, now you got it.
- Okay. All right.

324
00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,929
- Have a good night.
- Night. Hey, Mike.

325
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:08,370
Hmm?

326
00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:10,552
Want to see something cool?

327
00:15:13,051 --> 00:15:15,084
I still can't believe I did this.

328
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:22,144
Well, I should get to bed.

329
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,679
Okay. Night, bud.

330
00:15:43,055 --> 00:15:45,134
So, you're still gonna go.

331
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,337
Yeah. Yeah, I am.

332
00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:50,006
What is it with you, Mike?

333
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,341
I mean, every time
you show up in my life,

334
00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:55,111
- you can't wait to leave.
- Oh, that is not true.

335
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:56,345
Oh, come on, admit it.

336
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:59,941
- You don't like me, and you never have.
- Okay, fine!

337
00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:01,984
Phil, you want the truth?

338
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,271
Oh, no, no! What gave you that idea?!

339
00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,089
It is hard for me to be around you.

340
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:10,737
Was that so hard to say? Huh?
'Cause I knew it all along!

341
00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:12,962
I have never been good enough.

342
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:14,463
For you.

343
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:15,829
For Mom and Dad.

344
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,968
You know, not smart enough,
not successful enough.

345
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:22,916
And even now that there are only
13 people left on this planet,

346
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,861
you would rather leave...
than to have to watch

347
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,243
the embarrassment that is your brother.

348
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,178
No. No, it's not any of that at all.

349
00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:30,676
Oh, then what the hell is it?

350
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,601
I'm jealous of you, Phil!

351
00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:35,985
I'm jealous.

352
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,387
I want what you have.

353
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,336
You've got a wife, you know?

354
00:16:40,361 --> 00:16:41,763
And kids. You have a family.

355
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:43,668
You have a real family.

356
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:47,096
It's all I've ever wanted.

357
00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:48,714
What have I got?

358
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:51,532
I-I've got a blob on a computer screen.

359
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,932
It's not people. I know
that, you know that.

360
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,373
Of course it's not people.

361
00:16:58,698 --> 00:17:01,179
But, damn, man, I got to find
that out for myself, okay?

362
00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:04,072
Do you understand that? I have
to go check it out, for me.

363
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:08,190
I'm leaving in the morning, all right?

364
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,245
And if you love me...

365
00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:13,328
just let me go.

366
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,862
Now what?

367
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,965
Just wanted to wish you a safe trip.

368
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,900
Thank you.

369
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:35,241
I have something for you.

370
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:43,911
Me.

371
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,946
I'm coming with you.

372
00:17:46,285 --> 00:17:47,338
But-but what...

373
00:17:47,363 --> 00:17:49,016
what about Carol and the kids?

374
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:50,918
She said it's fine.

375
00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:53,721
On one condition.

376
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:39,033
I love it.

377
00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:40,738
Oh...

378
00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:41,956
it's perfect.

379
00:18:41,981 --> 00:18:44,114
The twins won't even know you're gone.

380
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,842
Ooh, a rattail.

381
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,046
Ah, yeah.

382
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,114
That's a sweet dream guarantee.

383
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,853
Okay, I'll leave this.

384
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,454
Yeah, just leave it on the ground.

385
00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:05,324
Oh, Tandy.

386
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,698
Give Mama a little taste.

387
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,898
Thanks, Care Bear.

388
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,775
Hey.

389
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,610
What are you doing?

390
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,812
I suddenly realized

391
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,615
this room would look
really great in yellow.

392
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,885
Someone told me it helps with memory.

393
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:34,488
- I can't remember who.
- Well, don't get me wrong,

394
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,624
I really like yellow, but, uh...

395
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,760
I had...

396
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,194
a little epiphany.

397
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,260
Um, walls in yellow, trim in blue?

398
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,183
Works for me.

399
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:48,608
You need a hand?

400
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,073
Sure.

401
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,542
Sorry, had to grab some
snacks for the road.

402
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:57,544
- That's all right.
- Uh, I've got a lemonade here

403
00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:59,646
with your name on it if you get thirsty.

404
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:03,550
When did they start putting
lemonade in fruit punch bottles?

405
00:20:03,652 --> 00:20:06,853
Trust me, it's, uh, lemonade. Yeah.

406
00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,420
Nah, I'm good for now.

407
00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:11,692
All right.

408
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,928
Well, then I'll just
enjoy it for right now.

409
00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:17,643
Mmm. It's good.

410
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,600
- You sure? It's very good.
- Good. Yeah, no.

411
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,210
What do you say we get
this show on the road, huh?

412
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:22,065
Yeah.

413
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,483
Ooh.

414
00:20:23,508 --> 00:20:24,903
Good choice.

415
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:33,413
? I can't fight this
feeling any longer ?

416
00:20:35,037 --> 00:20:39,073
? Yet I'm still
afraid to let it flow ?

417
00:20:40,776 --> 00:20:43,443
? What started out as friendship ?

418
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,592
? Has grown stronger... ?

419
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:46,893
All right.

420
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,764
Oh, geez. Crappy wall.

421
00:21:02,202 --> 00:21:03,622
He dead.

422
00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:05,646
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