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Stick close by, kids, and
I'll explain everything

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you need to know about the briny deep.

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I want to see a giant squid
attack a sperm whale

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and battle to the death.

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I want to swim free with the fishes.

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I brought my lucky red swim trunks.

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All right, can the
chatter and listen up.

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Here we have the hideous moray eel.

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And over here, we have the
tasty but repulsive sea bass.

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Yuck! What the hell is that?

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- Bart!
- Come on in.

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The water's fine.

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Boy, you come out of
that tank right now!

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Do some tricks, Bart.

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- Oh!
- Stop that.

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It only encourages him.

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Ah!

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Dad, you got to see this!

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Oh, not again!

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I nailed it.

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I have tears in my eyes,

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like when I saw David
Attenborough's Blue Planet.

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Did you really watch them all?

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Well, most of the first one.

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- Lisa?
- Yes, Mr. Largo?

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- I just want to say...
- And I just want to listen.

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I'm a tuna!

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You really should give up the saxophone.

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What?!

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Oh, I know. I know. You're fabulous.

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Well, then I shouldn't give it up.

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I mean, what would you say if I said

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you had to give up teaching music?

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I'd say, "Hallelujah!"

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I could go back to my first
love: not teaching music.

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We can't do the couch gag.
When is Lisa gonna get here?

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Worry about yourself.

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Why would you ask me to
give up the saxophone?

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Lisa, sweetie, I'm afraid

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this world is filled with Lisa Simpsons.

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- Huh?
- Bright, talented

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and doomed to disappointment.

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What you're saying is horrible.

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It's horrible.

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Mr. Largo, what is going on here?

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I'm trying to encourage a student

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to give up on her dreams!

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You're crushing it as always, Dewey.

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I'll take it from here.

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Now, Lisa, this is for your own good.

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For every Yo-Yo Ma,
there's a million Ma-Ma Yos.

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And for every Shaun White,

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there are a million White Shauns.

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And for every Albert Einstein,

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there are a million Herman Schmidbergs.

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Okay, so maybe I'll never be great,

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but shouldn't I try?

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No.

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Sleeping people are my canvas.

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That's some cutting satire, Simpson.

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Yeah. Check out Bill Maher over here.

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Ay, caramba!

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Let's see. Little Bo Peep?

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That'll traumatize him good.

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Oh, I got it, the perfect one.

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No, not that. Anything but that!

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Oh, thanks for your input.

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I'll try to come up with an alternative.

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Put it on.

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Get in there.

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Sing like we rehearsed!

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? The sun'll come out tomorrow... ?

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More pep!

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? Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ?

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? There'll be sun! ?

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Sing until food fills your mouth!

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? Tomorrow, tomorrow ?

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? I love ya tomorrow! ?

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? You're always a day away. ?

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Now get the Wite-Out.

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Leapin' lizards!

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He's right.

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I know it's true. I always have.

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Honey, ignore everyone,

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and listen to someone
objective: your mother.

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You're great!

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It's too late. I'm quitting music.

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There's a microscope in there, too.
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You can sell it.

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Don't give up your dream.

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When I was little, I dreamed
about marrying a dashing prince,

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and it actually happened!

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You were married before Dad?

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No! I mean your father.

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My father. So that's Homer, or...

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There's no "or"!

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You can't let someone else's
opinion tear you down.

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I want to hear your sweet music,

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so suck it in and get
downstairs right now!

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You're the best. You're the best.

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Herman Schmidberg!

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For the love of jazz?

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I can't play! I just can't!

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It's in my head, but
my hands won't do it!

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What's with her?

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Woo-hoo! Whoa!

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I'm suffering from beer-tigo!

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Whoa!

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You don't have to worry
about what's wrong with you.

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Just find out whatever it
is, and you can fix it.

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ADHD? No, that's Bart.

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OCD? No, that's Mom.

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This one's Dad. This one's Dad.

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This one's Dad. This one's Dad.

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What is the name when you
can't perform something

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that you've practiced four times
a week since you were three?!

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The yips, named for Dr. Augustus Yip.

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A mysterious psychological condition

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where well-rehearsed skills
suddenly become impossible.

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Like all mental disorders,
the yips are likely incurable.

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Oh, for God sake.

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The yips. I have the yips!

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Bart, what happened to your pupils?

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They're Annie'd, okay?

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Lisa, you want to play some more?

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No!

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Lisa, honey, are you okay?

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You barely touched your green disgustos.

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Some nights, there's isn't
enough kale in the world

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to brighten a girl's mood.

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Oh, that's a good one!

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- Don't you dare.
- Okay.

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I have some news.

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My great half step-aunt Eunice Bouvier

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is turning 100 years old,
and she wants us there.

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Is this the aunt who lives in Florida?

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It's not just Florida. It's Gainesville!

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I only have two weeks vacation,

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and I have to spend 'em in Dullsville?

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Gainesville. If we have time,

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we'll take a day trip to Dullsville.

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HOMER, LISA AND BART: Oh!

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It's my turn to pick the vacation!

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Also, she loves music,

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so I'm sure she'd like
Lisa to play for her.

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Stop it!

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Fine. The Simpsons are going to...

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Oh, I can't say it.

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Gainesville.

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Uh, takeoff is

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the most perilous phase of air travel.

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If you're gonna crash,
that's when it happens.

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Wait. Am I on mic?

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Yes, Frank.

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Uh, folks, you were just listening

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to a new play I wrote...
Death at 600 Feet.

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Yeah.

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I don't think that's making it better.

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Well, thank you for the
note, Scott Rudin.

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I'm sorry to announce
that all our TVs are out.

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Oh!

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But you're welcome to read
our in-flight magazine,

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featuring an interview with
our CEO Hanuki Atanawa.

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Oh!

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Maybe we'll have one of
those passenger riots

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that seem to occur every
other day on U.S. airlines.

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- Could I get another seat?
- No, absolutely not!

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You chose an economy modest ticket.

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Please! They're both farting!

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All it would take is a single spark

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to set this powder keg off.

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Hey, hey, TWA!

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How many flights did you cancel today?!

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Hey, hey, TWA!

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Folks, I'm afraid due to turbulence

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among the passengers, we are
gonna have to land immediately.

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Looks like we will not
be going to Gainesville.

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It is pretty great, isn't it?

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Our new destination is, uh... let's see.

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New Orleans!

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It's a miracle! Everyone wins!

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? Happy birthday to me ?

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? Happy birthday to me... ?

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Look, Lisa! Isn't that nice?

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The sign's telling you to celebrate!

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What are you celebrating?

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Humidity at a 98%.

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Don't they sound great?

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Yep. More musicians better than me.

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Oh, boy.

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You're good at cheering her up.
I'll take Bart.

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Whoop-de-do.

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Hmm.

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Well, I appreciate you choosing me, Dad,

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but I don't know how much fun I'll be.

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I think I can cheer my princess up.

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- I don't think you can.
- Oh, I think I can.

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I'm a pretty tough nut.

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Well, if you're a nut,
I will crack you up.

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Not with puns, I'm afraid.

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- Yes, I can.
- No, really.

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- You like puns.
- No, I don't.

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I said cheer up!

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That kind of scares me.

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- Scary "eek" or scary "ha ha"?
- Why would you say that?

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There is no scary "ha ha."

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- Yes, there is.
- No, there isn't.

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- What about scary clowns?
- Nobody likes scary clowns!

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- Go to your room!
- I'm in New Orleans!

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That's your answer to everything!

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Did you know that a man
can fall in love with a city?

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It happens slowly at first.

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Then when you develop a crush,

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you find your love just grows and grows.

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If you like, you can take
that drink on the street.

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Even Bourbon Street?

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Oh, I'm out.

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Enjoy.

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And then you discover
a thousand little things

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you love about the city.

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Cajun crawfish.

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Lamb tagine.

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Grilled lamb sausage.

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Zucchini bisque.

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Crabmeat po'boy.

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Duck po'boy.

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Chicken sausage po'boy.

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Crawfish sausage po'boy.

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Cochon de lait po'boy.

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Turkey giardiniera po'boy.

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Roast beef po'boy.

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Alligator po'boy.

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Catfish amandine.

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Crawfish amandine.

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Crawfish étouffée.

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Boiled crawfish.

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Cajun crawfish.

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Cajun shrimp and duck pasta.

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Fried crab cake.

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Pecan catfish.

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Blackened redfish.

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Seafood mirliton casserole.

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Fried chicken.

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Fried green tomatoes.

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Stuffed shrimp. Muffuletta.

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Barbecue brisket sandwich.

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Barbecue chicken sandwich.

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Smoky bacon greens.

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Seafood au gratin.

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Seafood gumbo. Frogs' legs.

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There's also a lot of historical sites.

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Chicken gumbo.

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Jambalaya.

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00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:14,514
Spinach artichoke.

270
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,683
Creole sweet potato pone.

271
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,585
Red beans and rice with sausage.

272
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,354
Veggie red beans and rice.

273
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,822
Pralines in cookies.

274
00:12:21,857 --> 00:12:23,056
Oyster pralines.

275
00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:23,990
Oyster shots.

276
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,025
Oyster patties.

277
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,259
Bananas Foster.

278
00:12:26,295 --> 00:12:28,061
King cake. Dixie cake.

279
00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:29,096
Pecan pie.

280
00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,230
Cajun boudin.

281
00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:31,231
Boudin balls.

282
00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:32,499
Crawfish rémoulade.

283
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,668
Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote.

284
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,170
Au croissant crawfish po'boy.

285
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,505
And yaka mein.

286
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,241
Yeah.

287
00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,610
Okay, sweetie, Daddy's in love.

288
00:12:43,645 --> 00:12:46,079
So now we'll deal with your sadness.

289
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:48,915
Okay. It's good to see you happy, Dad.

290
00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,851
Hold that thought.

291
00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:53,320
Uh, my good boy, is there a vomitorium?

292
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,256
This town is famous for five vomitoria:

293
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,358
the elegant Creole Vomitorium,

294
00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,926
the Blues Vomitorium,

295
00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:02,195
the traditional Heritage Vomitorium,

296
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,197
the Upchuck Mangione Museum,

297
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,633
and the bucket over at Chartres Street.

298
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:09,035
Alert them all.

299
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,937
Would you like to look at historic homes

300
00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:12,539
in the Garden District?

301
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,207
"Historic"? "Homes"?

302
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,443
"Garden"? "District"?

303
00:13:16,478 --> 00:13:19,212
Which of those words do
you think appeals to me?

304
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:22,616
Okay. We could talk about your hat.

305
00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,885
It has a lot of history, too.

306
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,821
Did you know that it...

307
00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:30,824
All right, wise guy. Here's
something you'll like.

308
00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:32,893
Cool. I always read better

309
00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,828
when the letters are
dripping like blood.

310
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:37,697
Bart, you go in there, and
I'll pray for you in here.

311
00:13:37,721 --> 00:13:39,839
_

312
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,804
Please, Lord, please.

313
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,906
I need to finish this, okay?

314
00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:47,941
All day, you had.

315
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,646
Please, Lord. We're a
family on a budget.

316
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:56,883
We just need a little relief
from our demons, please.

317
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,687
Hmm.

318
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,189
Where are we?

319
00:14:02,224 --> 00:14:03,590
I smell Pringles.

320
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,026
You'll pay.

321
00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:07,427
You'll all pay!

322
00:14:07,463 --> 00:14:09,996
- Mom, will you pay for this?
- Oh.

323
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,866
Now, sweetie, let's find
a restaurant for you.

324
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:15,168
I don't think my problem can be solved
_

325
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,370
by crawfish and jambalaya.

326
00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:21,241
I wonder, do they have
jazz in New Orleans?

327
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,813
Okay, Lisa, look at
your hero for an hour.

328
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,449
I'm gonna take a whiz
in the cemetery next door.

329
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:34,321
Okay, who to choose? Who to choose?

330
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:37,791
Ooh, Etienne de Boré.

331
00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,526
I wish you could talk.

332
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,565
Man, I have been waiting
for someone to make that wish.

333
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,200
What's on your mind?

334
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,768
My music teacher says

335
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,204
there'll always be
someone better than me.

336
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,340
Well, that's not the only way

337
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,375
to be part of jazz.

338
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,145
Well, I could be a jazz
critic or a music executive.

339
00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:01,515
Jazz critic? Music executive?

340
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,251
They're nothing but
glorified grave robbers.

341
00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:06,586
Look what I found in one of the graves.

342
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:09,155
Put that back!

343
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,224
Lisa, darling, you just keep searching.

344
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:14,160
You can find anything you
want in New Orleans.

345
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:17,898
Except, apparently, statue
polish and pigeon poison.

346
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:22,235
Thank you. And may I ask you,
how are things in heaven?

347
00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:24,905
You know that thing
we used to call reefer

348
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,973
and you people now call medicine?

349
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,308
I do.

350
00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:31,878
Well, they have it up in heaven,
and it is mighty fine.

351
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,613
Mighty fine!

352
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,250
So, any last advice?

353
00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:39,452
Your father knows best.

354
00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:40,954
Let's go to a bar.

355
00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:42,289
- But...
- Daddy's right.

356
00:15:42,324 --> 00:15:43,723
Can I sing you out?

357
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,560
Anything but "What a
Wonderful World" please.

358
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,461
Can you sing "What a Wonderful World"?

359
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:50,497
What a horrible world.

360
00:16:06,286 --> 00:16:08,853
Okay, I moved her from crying to glum.

361
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,488
Now to shoot for happy.

362
00:16:10,524 --> 00:16:12,924
I just pray they don't
see through her fake I.D.

363
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,926
Hmm.

364
00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:16,461
Well, it's better than his.

365
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,329
Uh-huh.

366
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,872
Milhouse, anything yet?

367
00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,340
No effect.

368
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,110
But how's Lisa dealing
with her depression?

369
00:16:32,145 --> 00:16:34,612
Oh, give up on Lisa. Wait for Maggie.

370
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,047
Oh, I don't...

371
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,149
Wait! Maggie likes me?

372
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:41,753
Still not working.

373
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:43,421
What's not working?

374
00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:46,524
Uh, Bart's got voodoo
dolls of all you guys.

375
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,893
There's no voodoo in Gainesville.

376
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:51,095
Their flight got diverted
to New Orleans.

377
00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:56,201
You hackeyed the wrong sack!

378
00:16:58,238 --> 00:16:59,871
It's working!

379
00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:02,273
So, has Maggie said anything about me?

380
00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,777
We have a lot in common. Same bedtime.

381
00:17:05,812 --> 00:17:08,279
We both like clapping.

382
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,616
Ow! Ow! Ow!

383
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,651
Come on, we've got to
go meet your father.

384
00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,220
Let's go.
_

385
00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,989
Well, there's no miracle for me here.

386
00:17:18,024 --> 00:17:20,325
Why?

387
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,161
Don't worry, sweetie.
No one can see you.

388
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:26,130
You're alone in the dark, anonymous.

389
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,166
- Spotlight?!
- What?!

390
00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:32,070
Lisa, would you do us the honor
of joining us onstage?

391
00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:35,039
How do you know me?

392
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,810
That man is my uncle.

393
00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:41,112
Bleeding Gums Murphy?

394
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,015
- We called him Oscar.
- Oscar! Oh.

395
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,483
Oscar Gums Murphy.

396
00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,452
You still play bari sax?

397
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:50,188
I wish I could play for you,
Bleeding Gums' nephew,

398
00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:52,023
but I have the yips.

399
00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:53,625
Oh, that's too bad.

400
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,427
Well, could you hold this
while I play clarinet?

401
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:59,130
Now, could you give the
mouthpiece a little kiss?

402
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,599
I think I see through your simple plan.

403
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:04,702
My uncle said you were the most
promising young musician

404
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,005
- he'd ever met.
- He did?

405
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,107
It was kind of an insult to me,

406
00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:10,975
but he was pretty passive-aggressive.

407
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,577
So, are you gonna play?

408
00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:15,947
Yes! I want to jam!

409
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:18,016
I want to scat! I want to riff!

410
00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,351
I want to get down! Oh!

411
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,466
She's playing. You did it, Homie!

412
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,969
Marge, I just realized,
we've helped everyone else,

413
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,538
but we haven't done anything for you.

414
00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:45,009
A mother's happy as long as
all her children are happy.

415
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,713
Another one, sir?

416
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:50,882
No, that's not my... Uh, yeah.

417
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,917
Uh, this one straight up.

418
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:59,223
Aw.

419
00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:09,334
Lisa, knock off that racket!

420
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:11,536
Oh, how I've missed this.

421
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,840
Mr. Armstrong!

422
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,177
- Why does a ghost sweat?
- I don't know.

423
00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:22,213
But I would give anything
for a new shirt.

424
00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:27,852
I'd also really like to be alive again.

425
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:39,201
The beignet eliminates
the only flaw of the donut:

426
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,712
there is no hole.

427
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,092
Well, we did it, kids.

428
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,593
And the best thing is,

429
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,429
the next episode will beat Gunsmoke.

430
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,599
What about all the episodes
they made on radio?

431
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,067
Have a beignet.

432
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:12,401
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