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Now we're looking for two binomials

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that multiply to get the given trinomial.

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Whenever I wasn't being
challenged intellectually,

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my brain was more than happy
to step up and accommodate.

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It was like having the
perfect playmate in my skull.

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Sir, the COBE satellite is
going into an uncontrolled spin.

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So fix it!

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We can't. Our computer
programs weren't designed

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to handle a chaotic system.

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Darn it! If only someone
could calculate the maneuver

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and make it stable again!

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There is someone.

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And it's me.

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You're just a kid.

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A kid who knows to add an x-cubed term

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to a simple harmonic oscillator.

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If you extend the solar
panel by one meter,

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you'll save your satellite.

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You heard him. Do it!

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Sheldon?

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Sheldon?

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Were you paying attention
to anything I said?

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Yes.

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Then what'd I say?

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When factoring a trinomial

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where the leading coefficient isn't one,

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it must be written in descending order

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from highest power to lowest power.

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Well... yeah.

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You'll save your satellite.

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You heard him. Do it!

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It worked. The satellite is stable!

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Yes!

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Thanks, kid.

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You really saved my bottom.

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Tell your bottom, "It's welcome."

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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And bless our appetites,
both physical and spiritual,

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to honor You in all we do.

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In Jesus' name.

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What happened to "Bless
the hands that prepared it"?

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I thought I'd mix it up.

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I miss the old one.

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Me, too.

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Yeah, what I like about the other one...

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And bless the hands that prepared it.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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So, how was everybody's day?

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I'm done with high school.

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What does that mean?

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Well, I don't learn anything there,

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and I don't want to go anymore.

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Well, where do you
think you're gonna go?

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Who cares? Let him go.

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Shh. Well?

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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis

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at East Texas Tech.

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He said I could audit his course.

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You're pen pals with a
stranger? Is this okay?

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He's not a stranger.
He's a famous scientist.

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He carbon-dated the oldest human feces.

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That ain't strange.

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Now, Shelly, I appreciate that you want

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to expand your horizons, but
how would you even get there?

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The school's an hour away.

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I'm working, your dad's working.

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Again, who cares? Let him go.

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He could hitchhike.

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Perfect.

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It's only one day a week,

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and I was hoping Meemaw could take me.

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I'm gonna start eating
dinner at my house.

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You better make a whole lot of money

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and take care of me when I'm old.

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I'm not interested in money.

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I'm interested in the
pursuit of knowledge.

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That is the wrong
thing to say to someone

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who is spending her Friday
night as your chauffeur.

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Did you know the word chauffeur
is French for "stoker,"

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because the first automobiles
were steam-powered,

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and the driver had to stoke the engine?

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Right there. Why am I
driving you to college

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when you already know everything?

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I didn't know everything,

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but compared to her
friends at water aerobics,

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I could see how it felt that way.

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Okay, this is you.

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Good luck.

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Aren't you going to walk
me in and get me situated?

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Oh, yes, of course.

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Right this way, my prince.

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Why are they all looking at us?

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I think they're looking at you.

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Oh. Hello.

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There you go.

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Okay, you all situated?

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I believe so, yes.

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- I'll be right outside.
- Are you sure

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you don't want to stay and learn
about quantum chromodynamics?

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And spoil the fun of you
telling me all about it

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on the ride home?

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No way.

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Smart.

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That's my meemaw.

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- He's really ours?
- Thank you.

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Oh, come on, you done all the work.

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Adrian, I can't believe you done this.

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Can you help me?

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With what?

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I don't understand my homework.

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You're asking me?

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I don't understand my own homework.

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I know, but you're all I got.

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What kind of homework is it?

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Grammar.

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I ain't great with grammar.

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Well, grammar's just talking,
and we both talk good.

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I guess. Gimme.

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There's a list of sentences,
and you're supposed to say

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if each one's a
complete sentence or not.

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The first one is,

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"Most people in the country""

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That doesn't sound like a sentence.

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But ask me who drives pickup trucks.

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Who drives pickup trucks?

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Most people in the country.

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Well, now it does sound like one.

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I told you, it's confusing.

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I can't help you.

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If you don't want me
mixing with Creed no more...

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Do you think we're stupid?

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Sheldon's in college right now,

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and we can't figure out
your homework.

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What do you think?

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Sometimes I tell myself
I only look stupid

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because he's so smart.

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Win.

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Give me the book.

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Don't just sit there,
make me a sandwich.

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Coming up.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Forgive me, but is that
pattern a double basket weave?

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Um, I suppose so.

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I've always just called it a
"loop-loop whoopsie-do."

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Well, it's very impressive.

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Do you knit?

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No, but it's always intrigued me.

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Believe it or not,

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the first computer was a loom.

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Is that so?

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It is.

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Well, okay.

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Okay.

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Well, if you'll excuse me, uh,

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I have a class to teach.

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Oh, you must be my grandson's pen pal.

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I'm sorry?

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Sheldon Cooper.

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The nine-year-old with
the flawless penmanship.

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I look forward to meeting him.

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Well, he's right in
there. You can't miss him.

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- He's about yea big.
- Oh.

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An-An-And will you be joining us?

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Will you be discussing
quantum chromodynamics?

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I certainly hope so.

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- Then I don't think so.
- Are you sure?

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Every day is a chance
to learn something new.

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Can I ask questions?

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Well, how else can you learn?

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Well, let's do it, then.

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My name's John.

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And I'm Connie.

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My middle name's Whitney.

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And now I know that.

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Well, I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

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So, Sheldon, what did you think

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of your first theoretical physics class?

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I think I'm gonna do this
for the rest of my life.

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Good choice.

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Connie, I would like to see you again.

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Perhaps we could have dinner sometime.

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Yes, we would love that.

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We would?

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We wouldn't?

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You wouldn't?

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We would.

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Excellent.

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Excellent. So, where are we eating?

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Okay, this says "a complete sentence

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always contains a verb."

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Which one's a verb?

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"A verb is a word
that describes an action.

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I play checkers. You eat spaghetti."

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We suck at homework.

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The action is sucking.

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So, the first one on your homework is,

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"Most people in the country."

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I don't see an action word.

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Neither do I.

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Georgie, I don't think
this is a sentence.

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I think you're right.

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Now I just have to fix it.

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Put a verb in there, girl.

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I think you might be getting
a little ahead of yourself.

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I don't think so. They're in love.

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They were looking into each other's eyes

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like there was something in there

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other than corneas and irises.

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Well, if that's the
case, that'd be wonderful.

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It'd be more than wonderful.

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If they get married,
we immediately double

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the number of smart
people in our family.

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That means we go from one to two.

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I got that.

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So, did you understand any of it?

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Not a word.

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But he had on a tweed jacket
with the elbow patches,

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so he must know what he's talking about.

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Boy, Sheldon's fired up.

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Oh, he loved it.

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He sat there for an hour and a half

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just as happy as a pig in poop.

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He mentioned you were pretty happy

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about the whole experience, too.

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Well, I guess Mr. Wizard did take

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a bit of a shine to me.

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What's that mean?

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It means he asked me out to dinner.

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No big deal.

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So, you going?

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When have you known me
to turn down a free meal?

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Ain't that the truth.

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Says the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Ain't that the truth.

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I do have feelings, y'all.

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Don't put on too much of that.

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We want him to like you for your mind.

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I think I know what I'm
doing when it comes to men.

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If that's true, then
why do you live alone?

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Because my husband died.
Any other questions?

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He's here!

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I'll get it.

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Maybe that is a bit much.

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Hello, Dr. Sturgis.

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Hello, Sheldon.

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Come in. Meemaw's upstairs
getting ready for your date.

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Wonderful.

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Oh, my, this is a lovely house.

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Isn't it? Can you see
yourself living here?

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I can.

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Here are some things you might
find helpful about Meemaw.

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Her favorite color is purple,

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her favorite ice cream: mint chip,

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and her favorite food is Mexican.

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Excellent. Good to know.

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She loves gambling,
bowling, and especially me.

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You can't talk enough about me.

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Tell me more about you.

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My favorite color is blue.

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Mine, too.

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- My favorite ice cream: vanilla.
- Good man.

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My favorite food: spaghetti
with hot dogs cut up in it.

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I've never had that.

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What's your favorite food?

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Grilled cheese.

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What about the risk of mouth burn?

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It's a perfect excuse
for vanilla ice cream.

268
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,957
If you want to propose
tonight, you have my blessing.

269
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,099
Hello, boys.

270
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,902
Hello, Connie.

271
00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:32,741
These are for you.

272
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:35,239
Aw, thank you. They're beautiful.

273
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:37,309
Some of them are purple.

274
00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:40,100
So they are.

275
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,247
I should probably get
'em into some water.

276
00:11:42,249 --> 00:11:43,315
I can do that.

277
00:11:43,317 --> 00:11:44,849
You two begin your courtship.

278
00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,351
- Moonpie.
- Yes?

279
00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:47,586
Go home.

280
00:11:47,588 --> 00:11:50,184
So you can begin the courtship, got it.

281
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,402
Go!

282
00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:52,944
Dr. Sturgis,

283
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:55,405
I just want you to know I
couldn't be more pleased.

284
00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:01,420
Well, let me take care of these,

285
00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:02,989
and then we'll head out.

286
00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:04,394
I just need to

287
00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:06,671
borrow your phone to call a cab.

288
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:07,906
Why?

289
00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,407
I don't drive.

290
00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:11,843
Well, how did you get here?

291
00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,945
I rode my bicycle.

292
00:12:13,947 --> 00:12:16,181
You rode your bicycle?

293
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,617
I have a Schwinn Speedster.

294
00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:22,787
It's got three gears. I only use one.

295
00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:26,424
I tell you what, how
about we take my car?

296
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:27,692
Excellent.

297
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:32,097
So, would you be opposed to
me sitting in the back seat?

298
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,199
It's statistically the
safest part of the car.

299
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,169
Actually, I would.

300
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:40,514
Asked and answered.

301
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:52,480
_

302
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,715
Did you cry when you saw it?

303
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:00,783
No.

304
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:01,884
Why not?

305
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,606
'Cause it ain't that big a deal.

306
00:13:03,609 --> 00:13:05,223
Okay.

307
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,356
Did you hang it on your wall?

308
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:12,561
Get out of here!

309
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:15,364
I'm telling people you cried.

310
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:17,566
Do you like guacamole?

311
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:18,834
I don't know.

312
00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:22,004
Being from Maine, we didn't
have much Mexican food.

313
00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:25,861
Or Mexican people. Or people.

314
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:28,109
It's just mashed up avocados.
I think you'd like it.

315
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:30,012
And they do it right here at the table.

316
00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:32,572
Did they run out of room in the kitchen?

317
00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:35,762
No, it's-it's like, you know, a show.

318
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:38,205
- Like Benihana.
- Exactly.

319
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,955
I don't like Benihana.

320
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,624
- Let's skip the guacamole.
- No, no.

321
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:44,893
You like it, and I want this date

322
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:47,496
to be appealing to
you, so let's order it.

323
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:49,098
Okay.

324
00:13:49,101 --> 00:13:52,200
I might enjoy it. I might not.

325
00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:55,637
But, uh, I'm willing
to take that gamble.

326
00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:58,330
Which, uh, I'm given to understand

327
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,909
you also like.

328
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,584
Oh, that little rat just told
you everything, didn't he?

329
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:09,056
Don't feel bad, I enjoy a
little gambling now and then.

330
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,619
Do you?

331
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:12,849
I sat in your front seat, didn't I?

332
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,126
Good, I made you laugh.

333
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:20,262
Full disclosure, I
wasn't trying to be funny.

334
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,739
Still not trying.

335
00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:32,916
They're not gonna be back for a while.

336
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:34,610
Go to bed.

337
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,598
I won't be able to sleep.

338
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,113
I'm not telling you to go to sleep,

339
00:14:38,116 --> 00:14:39,547
I'm telling you to go to bed.

340
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:43,055
You don't think they'll have
relations tonight, do you?

341
00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:44,775
Now I'm telling you to go to sleep.

342
00:14:44,778 --> 00:14:47,489
So, John, you ever been married?

343
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:49,024
- No.
- Hmm.

344
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,792
Ever been in love?

345
00:14:50,794 --> 00:14:52,465
Seven times.

346
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:54,173
Seven times?

347
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:55,898
How come you never settled down?

348
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,201
Well, my feelings were not reciprocated.

349
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:01,106
Well, that's so sad.

350
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,504
Not for them.

351
00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:04,840
They all seemed pleased
with the outcome.

352
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,684
Especially number four.

353
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,443
She said she dodged a bullet.

354
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:13,059
That is a very brave thing
to say on a first date.

355
00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,283
Why?

356
00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:17,119
If there's a second date, I'll tell you.

357
00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:20,028
I have a chance at a second date?

358
00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,357
This is going very well.

359
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:25,561
Try the guacamole.

360
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:28,764
No, no, no. With a chip.

361
00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:29,884
Oh.

362
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,601
Okay.

363
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:35,637
Like this.

364
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:38,707
There you go.

365
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,108
Mmm!

366
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:44,673
Now, how do chimichangas work?

367
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,615
I have no idea.

368
00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:49,044
Well, I think we
should try and find out.

369
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,256
How'd it go?

370
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:56,692
Oh! What the hell?

371
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,493
I wanted to know how your date went,

372
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,329
and I got bored watching you sleep.

373
00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,564
How long have you been there?

374
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:04,333
67 minutes.

375
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,901
Now, tell me everything.

376
00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,403
Go away. Let me sleep.

377
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:09,442
Okay.

378
00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:11,067
But before I go, should I be worried

379
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,236
he's not in your bed?

380
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,076
Get out!

381
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:16,645
I certainly hope you were nicer to him.

382
00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,347
Out!

383
00:16:18,349 --> 00:16:20,720
So, are you gonna see him again?

384
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,951
I don't know.

385
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:25,287
He showed up at my house on a bike.

386
00:16:25,289 --> 00:16:26,688
Like a Harley?

387
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,390
Like a Schwinn.

388
00:16:28,392 --> 00:16:29,986
You mean a bike bike?

389
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,961
With a jingle bell on the
handlebar and everything.

390
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,047
Well, that's kind of charming.

391
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,984
He doesn't know how to drive a car.

392
00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:38,150
Doesn't want to know.

393
00:16:38,153 --> 00:16:40,145
Okay, a little less charming.

394
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,703
There's something about him.

395
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:45,798
I mean, he's smart as
hell, and gentle and funny.

396
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:49,087
Not always on purpose, but he's funny.

397
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:52,047
I never met anybody like him.

398
00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,882
Sounds like Sheldon.

399
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,450
Now, why would you go

400
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:58,036
and put that thought in my mind?

401
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,390
Well, I think you should
give him another try.

402
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:03,191
I agree with Mom.

403
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,359
Sheldon!

404
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:12,989
Oh, no.

405
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:25,869
_

406
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,442
Aw.

407
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,520
So, now we can discuss

408
00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:36,058
what the perturbative QCD
corrections to R-bar look like.

409
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,794
So, you can also write it as "R"

410
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,662
divided by the length of "R."

411
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:44,166
That would be a vector

412
00:17:44,169 --> 00:17:46,504
of unit length...

413
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,665
parallel...

414
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,247
to "R."

415
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:56,744
I'm sorry, where was I?

416
00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,246
"R" divided by the length of "R."

417
00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:01,306
That would be a vector of unit
length parallel to "R."

418
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:03,318
Oh, yes. Thank you.

419
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,390
So, if you divide "R"
by the length of "R,"

420
00:18:08,392 --> 00:18:12,192
that would be a vector...

421
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:15,130
of unit length parallel...

422
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,867
to...

423
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,583
I think you need to leave.

424
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,477
So...

425
00:18:28,479 --> 00:18:31,279
when we divide "R"
by the length of "R,"

426
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:34,583
that would be a vector of unit length

427
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:37,990
parallel to "R."

428
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,293
Sir, bad news.

429
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,095
Don't tell me. There's another problem

430
00:18:46,097 --> 00:18:47,897
we're not smart enough to solve?

431
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,500
It's the satellite... the
liquid helium is boiling off.

432
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,235
Well, why the heck would that happen?

433
00:18:52,237 --> 00:18:54,737
I'll tell you why.

434
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:56,825
The sun must be glinting
off the solar panel

435
00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:58,094
and hitting the dewar.

436
00:18:58,097 --> 00:18:59,363
Why didn't you know that?

437
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,819
I'm a disappointment, sir.

438
00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:02,811
We need to calculate
all the Euler angles

439
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,081
that would cause the sun
to hit the liquid helium.

440
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,226
Can you do it in time?

441
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,074
I can with my new
friend, Dr. John Sturgis.

442
00:19:09,077 --> 00:19:10,453
Hello.

443
00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,589
Hi.

444
00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:15,358
He's gonna marry my meemaw.

445
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,863
I bought her a bicycle.

446
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,796
A purple bicycle.

447
00:19:19,798 --> 00:19:22,799
Purple? Sounds like love to me.

448
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:28,191
Mr. Cooper?!

449
00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:29,671
Huh?

450
00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:31,374
Are you paying attention?

451
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,416
I already know this.

452
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:35,551
You know this?

453
00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:38,347
But they don't, so by
all means, continue.

454
00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:44,016
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