1 00:00:00,023 --> 00:00:01,689 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,691 --> 00:00:04,158 Renegade's operation turns more humans into zombies 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,445 than all other carrier outfits combined. 4 00:00:06,446 --> 00:00:07,677 You bring me Renegade, 5 00:00:07,679 --> 00:00:09,312 you go back to running your establishments in peace. 6 00:00:09,314 --> 00:00:12,282 We need to be focused on our very massive brain shortage. 7 00:00:12,284 --> 00:00:15,452 If you fail in that, the 10,000 zombies we made 8 00:00:15,454 --> 00:00:16,960 will come for your head. 9 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:20,341 Well, word is that watered-down brain tubes are being sold for 40 bucks a pop 10 00:00:20,342 --> 00:00:21,491 in the back-alleys in Seattle 11 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:22,671 because you've got a leak in your food chain. 12 00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:25,476 I would've gotten you out sooner, but I had to pick the right time. 13 00:00:25,477 --> 00:00:27,420 Nothing keeps us McDonoughs down. 14 00:00:27,623 --> 00:00:29,881 Dino got him out. He's the only one who knew. 15 00:00:29,882 --> 00:00:31,389 Find him and deal with him. 16 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:34,859 The smuggling of humans into Seattle and creation of new zombies 17 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,307 stops today. 18 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,830 I need you to gather whoever's left in Mama Leone's organization. 19 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,960 We're gonna pick up where she left off. 20 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,276 _ 21 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:46,329 Beth's e-mail said she was frail from the chemo, 22 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:48,314 but strong enough to carry her 1-year-old. 23 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,208 Good. They don't gun down babies. 24 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:52,431 I like the wall for this one. 25 00:00:52,648 --> 00:00:55,530 You, uh... You sticking with the wig and the tan? 26 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:58,710 - That's smart. - There's still our other problem. 27 00:00:58,894 --> 00:00:59,827 Brains. 28 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,780 Mama had a guy at zombie services. 29 00:01:03,217 --> 00:01:04,797 He slipped us ID cards, 30 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,045 so our transplanted zombies could get brains 31 00:01:07,046 --> 00:01:08,954 at the Fillmore Graves dispensaries. 32 00:01:09,052 --> 00:01:10,574 Mama's guy went AWOL. 33 00:01:10,785 --> 00:01:13,806 Have you two heard about Brother Love's Zombie Salvation Show? 34 00:01:13,884 --> 00:01:15,174 - Brother Love? - Yeah. 35 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,352 Some zombie preacher I keep hearing about. 36 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,799 Preaches zombie pride. 37 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,571 And he gets brains for the needy. 38 00:01:20,882 --> 00:01:21,848 All pro bono. 39 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,439 Bourbon, neat. 40 00:01:31,445 --> 00:01:32,377 What's that? 41 00:01:33,559 --> 00:01:34,617 Bermuda Rose. 42 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,481 It's gin. And grenadine. And... 43 00:01:36,483 --> 00:01:37,849 It's pink. It's pink, Seth. 44 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,047 Are you looking for a big, strong man to take you home tonight? 45 00:01:40,157 --> 00:01:41,386 Dump it. Get rid of it. 46 00:01:42,404 --> 00:01:44,823 Scale of one to ten, what would you say you are? 47 00:01:45,092 --> 00:01:46,191 Um... 48 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:47,219 Be honest. 49 00:01:48,037 --> 00:01:48,608 Six? 50 00:01:49,634 --> 00:01:52,802 - Five? - Sure. Yeah, five. 51 00:01:53,168 --> 00:01:55,999 Do what I say and you'll be pulling sixes and sevens. 52 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:57,828 What's she? 53 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:01,300 A goddess. 54 00:02:01,926 --> 00:02:05,448 I know. She goes to my gym. I'm in love with her. 55 00:02:06,382 --> 00:02:07,407 Oh, Seth. 56 00:02:07,805 --> 00:02:11,349 You've taught me so much. Can't we just go over there, break the ice? 57 00:02:11,576 --> 00:02:12,805 Her friend's not bad. 58 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,058 Max. Your website said... 59 00:02:15,059 --> 00:02:16,798 My website didn't mention love. 60 00:02:16,799 --> 00:02:18,356 That's not what this is about. 61 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,492 Yeah. Sure. Fine. 62 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:25,320 - Yeah? - Let's do it. 63 00:02:25,859 --> 00:02:27,325 - Here. - What's this? 64 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,077 It's peacocking. You're standing out from the crowd. 65 00:02:30,078 --> 00:02:31,861 This says you are your own man. 66 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,467 - I don't know. - Wear it. 67 00:02:34,009 --> 00:02:34,778 Okay. 68 00:02:39,506 --> 00:02:41,439 All right. Here we go. 69 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:43,653 What do we do first? 70 00:02:43,654 --> 00:02:46,585 Undermine her confidence. Make her desperate for our approval. 71 00:02:46,587 --> 00:02:47,719 My man. 72 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:52,205 Ladies. I'm Max. Meet my friend, Seth. 73 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,500 He's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, so don't make him mad. 74 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:57,617 When he's not kicking ass, he handles corporate accounts at Sun-West, 75 00:02:57,618 --> 00:03:00,929 the largest timeshare management company on the West Coast. 76 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,235 Hey, Seth. Cool scarf. 77 00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:03,815 Hi. 78 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:05,591 We go to the same gym. 79 00:03:05,592 --> 00:03:07,806 I'm always right behind you in spin class. 80 00:03:08,058 --> 00:03:08,990 Good to know. 81 00:03:10,498 --> 00:03:12,965 Uh, I'm surprised to hear you actually go to the gym. 82 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,078 - What? - Well, you have one of those bodies 83 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,710 that's, uh, you know... 84 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:18,535 What? 85 00:03:18,604 --> 00:03:20,333 It's a compliment. You're curvy. 86 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:24,571 Curvy means fat. 87 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,322 Feel this. 88 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:32,342 It tickles. 89 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:37,872 Last night was... Wow. 90 00:03:39,527 --> 00:03:40,693 You were right. 91 00:03:41,366 --> 00:03:45,568 I almost walked away from something really special. 92 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:51,235 Now, who's a little sleepyhead, huh? 93 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:55,954 One part of you is ready for the day. 94 00:03:57,065 --> 00:03:57,965 Max? 95 00:04:11,325 --> 00:04:14,473 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 96 00:04:14,474 --> 00:04:16,474 _ 97 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:18,289 Here's what we know so far. 98 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,628 Max Roberts, 39, 99 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:24,416 was found dead by a woman he brought home from the club last night. 100 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,134 Max wrote a popular blog called 101 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:30,519 Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips. 102 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,631 A how-to on seducing women. 103 00:04:33,154 --> 00:04:36,359 But Roberts made most of his money as a wingman-for-hire. 104 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:37,450 That's a thing? 105 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:40,266 So you finally decided to get with the program, huh? 106 00:04:41,944 --> 00:04:43,210 You tanned and dyed. 107 00:04:43,522 --> 00:04:45,022 I figured, why fight it? 108 00:04:45,225 --> 00:04:46,880 All the cool zombies were doing it. 109 00:04:46,882 --> 00:04:47,713 Hmm. 110 00:04:47,979 --> 00:04:51,314 Uh, you all look alike now, you zombies. 111 00:04:51,315 --> 00:04:52,819 I can't even tell you apart. 112 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:57,391 What the hell is a "Weener Kleener?" 113 00:04:58,527 --> 00:05:00,727 - I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner. - Hmm. 114 00:05:00,729 --> 00:05:03,897 Morning after pills. And they say chivalry is dead. 115 00:05:03,899 --> 00:05:06,900 - Oh. - King Colossus-brand condoms. 116 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:08,478 Look at this. 117 00:05:11,707 --> 00:05:14,775 Whoa! God does give with both hands. 118 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:16,233 No, no, no. Up here. 119 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:18,371 See the rash on Max's stomach? 120 00:05:18,372 --> 00:05:21,682 Couple that with the yellowing of his skin and my mind goes to poisoning. 121 00:05:21,683 --> 00:05:24,670 Which means we probably already have our murderer. 122 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:27,654 Max's one-night stand from the club. Solved it! 123 00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:34,483 I guess we should have sex. 124 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:37,361 Yeah. Why try and fight it? 125 00:05:40,636 --> 00:05:42,369 There. 126 00:05:43,036 --> 00:05:44,630 We don't have to have sex. 127 00:05:45,674 --> 00:05:47,680 Phew. That was close. 128 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:54,314 Yay! No trace of neurosyphilis! 129 00:05:54,316 --> 00:05:56,149 No. It's not all good news. 130 00:05:56,151 --> 00:05:58,552 Max's stomach lining shows no sign of irritation. 131 00:05:58,554 --> 00:06:01,497 It's gonna take me a while to pin down the exact method of poisoning. 132 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:03,290 Maybe a vision will get us there. 133 00:06:22,544 --> 00:06:25,245 Blue 19! Omaha! Hut! 134 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:30,684 Go home. Suck down a brain tube. 135 00:06:30,686 --> 00:06:32,719 Maybe drink water on occasion. 136 00:06:37,693 --> 00:06:39,259 You don't tell me when to leave. 137 00:06:39,261 --> 00:06:40,618 I'm Fillmore-Graves! 138 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:42,722 This is our town! 139 00:06:46,468 --> 00:06:48,144 You're doing a bang up job. 140 00:07:03,873 --> 00:07:05,728 _ 141 00:07:17,724 --> 00:07:20,625 Wanna know why I finally got to dust off my ol' wakizashi? 142 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:21,777 Not really. 143 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:25,990 You're the turncoat who got Blaine's dad out of the well. 144 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,283 Blaine's pissed. You'll see when he gets back. 145 00:07:29,285 --> 00:07:32,553 Did you hear me? Not interested. 146 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:34,655 Classic Dino! 147 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,573 Sparkling conversationalist. 148 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:38,325 I worked with a mute, 149 00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:40,402 and we had so much more fun. 150 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,963 Miss you every day, Chief. 151 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,500 Wanna know what I'm gonna do with you? 152 00:07:46,619 --> 00:07:48,119 Not really. 153 00:07:48,564 --> 00:07:50,334 I'm boxing you up 154 00:07:51,631 --> 00:07:54,375 and I'm mailing you to Gwyneth Paltrow. 155 00:07:55,478 --> 00:07:57,444 She'd think that's funny, right? 156 00:07:58,114 --> 00:07:59,416 She seems cool. 157 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:05,219 Gwyneth would be all right. 158 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:09,590 Max was so charming. 159 00:08:10,062 --> 00:08:11,361 He looked right into my eyes 160 00:08:11,363 --> 00:08:13,530 and he said that he saw his future. 161 00:08:13,672 --> 00:08:16,133 - Aw. - Ms. Lewis, we know Max was poisoned. 162 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:18,569 According to the coroner, the poison would've killed Max 163 00:08:18,571 --> 00:08:20,332 within two hours of the dosing, 164 00:08:20,926 --> 00:08:22,906 so unless anyone else was with you... 165 00:08:23,209 --> 00:08:24,168 Like a... 166 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:27,211 Oh, don't make us spell it out. We're talking a tag team. 167 00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:29,880 An Eiffel Tower. A Peter, Paul, and Mary. 168 00:08:30,616 --> 00:08:31,448 What's your freak number, girl? 169 00:08:31,675 --> 00:08:34,485 I'm sorry. That's not what I meant to suggest. 170 00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:36,557 Wait. 171 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,615 You guys think I did this? 172 00:08:39,873 --> 00:08:43,360 No one kills a guy that gives her multiple orgasms. 173 00:08:43,362 --> 00:08:45,696 I'm not sure that defense will hold up in court. 174 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,604 - It's Amanda, right? - Yeah. 175 00:08:47,605 --> 00:08:48,599 I like Mandy better. 176 00:08:48,848 --> 00:08:50,139 Well, no one calls me that. 177 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:53,670 Mandy. You know our boy Max was a chubby chaser, right? 178 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:55,133 I'm not fat. 179 00:08:55,741 --> 00:08:58,031 I'm curvy. Max said... 180 00:08:58,032 --> 00:08:59,373 Excuse us. 181 00:09:02,381 --> 00:09:03,914 I'm not fat. 182 00:09:05,684 --> 00:09:07,484 What are you doing? 183 00:09:07,486 --> 00:09:09,625 - I'm negging her, Clive. - Nagging? 184 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:11,598 No, no, no. Negging. 185 00:09:11,949 --> 00:09:14,958 I'm undermining her confidence, so she'll be more vulnerable. 186 00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:18,161 - Knock it off. - But... 187 00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:24,968 It's highly doubtful that girl in there killed Max. 188 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,914 - Why's that? - Max was poisoned with atrocholine. 189 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,440 It's a toxic chemical commonly used to make optical glass. 190 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:32,943 But in his case, it was absorbed through the skin. 191 00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:36,021 What's the one thing the killer knew 192 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:37,923 a womanizer would come into contact with? 193 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,822 - Ta-tas. - Mmm-mmm. 194 00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:41,369 - Let's not do this. - Fine. 195 00:09:42,177 --> 00:09:43,429 His condoms were poisoned, Clive. 196 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,583 Not a bad way to go. Who's with me? 197 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:52,212 General Mills hasn't said a peep about nuking Seattle, 198 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,011 since you smuggled his daughter into the city. 199 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,511 That's one problem solved on a very long list. 200 00:09:59,447 --> 00:10:01,213 There's a brain shortage out there. 201 00:10:01,646 --> 00:10:03,282 Most of our problems come back to that. 202 00:10:03,661 --> 00:10:05,518 We've heard rumors that our own men are skimming brains 203 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,296 and selling them on the black market. 204 00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:09,955 I want you to find out who's behind it. 205 00:10:14,595 --> 00:10:16,328 You want me to find someone else to do it? 206 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:18,063 You give the order, I'll do it. 207 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,672 You just don't want to be a rat. Am I right? 208 00:10:23,725 --> 00:10:24,613 Get over it. 209 00:10:26,207 --> 00:10:28,107 There's one name I know. 210 00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:29,475 Russ Roche. 211 00:10:29,477 --> 00:10:31,199 Ugh! Roche is a dolt. 212 00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:33,179 No way he's the ringleader. 213 00:10:34,949 --> 00:10:36,448 I want you to buddy up to him... 214 00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:37,912 Fun, fun. 215 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:41,557 If he likes hitting a colonic, you take him out for his-and-his colonics. 216 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,122 Make him a colonic-themed mixtape. 217 00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:45,159 Just find out who's calling the shots. 218 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,960 Sir, is there a reason you think your office is bugged? 219 00:10:49,063 --> 00:10:50,159 Yes. 220 00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:54,568 Major. 221 00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:57,803 Be careful with Roche. 222 00:10:58,516 --> 00:11:01,884 He's not smart, but he is a killer. 223 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,734 _ 224 00:11:11,855 --> 00:11:14,122 Thanks for coming in, Ms. Zoe Ward. 225 00:11:14,477 --> 00:11:16,151 You heard that Max Roberts was murdered? 226 00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:17,347 That's what they told me. 227 00:11:17,348 --> 00:11:20,448 Can you confirm whether you sent the deceased the following text? 228 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:23,584 "I hope your eggplant emoji falls off," 229 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:27,111 and you drown in a pool of your own poop emoji. 230 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,431 "I hate your pig face emoji, you rooster emoji." 231 00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,738 - I did. - Why? 232 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:35,039 Because I was hoping his eggplant would fall off. 233 00:11:35,297 --> 00:11:38,142 Max Roberts was a vile creature. 234 00:11:38,144 --> 00:11:40,077 - A predator. - A misogynist. 235 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:41,231 A complete dick. 236 00:11:41,232 --> 00:11:44,645 That didn't stop you from saddling up and riding that stallion, did it? 237 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:47,585 To my eternal shame. Though, I have to say... 238 00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:48,896 At least he was good at that. 239 00:11:48,897 --> 00:11:51,546 If it hadn't been amazing, I wouldn't have been pissed that he ghosted me. 240 00:11:51,547 --> 00:11:53,013 Oh God, no. Gross. 241 00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:55,671 I didn't sleep with Max Roberts. Thank God. 242 00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:57,588 Huh. I'm not surprised. 243 00:11:58,401 --> 00:12:00,598 Max had a hard rule about sevens. 244 00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:06,904 Okay... But he probably also had a hard rule against zombies. 245 00:12:07,884 --> 00:12:09,016 You're a zombie? 246 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,174 Then can you explain why you texted Max, 247 00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:16,297 "You're going to pay for what you did to me. 248 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,282 Butcher Knife emoji." 249 00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:20,151 My friend sent that text. 250 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:23,612 She slept with Max, and then he blocked her number. 251 00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:25,340 My phone was handy, so we had fun one night 252 00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:28,960 passing the phone back and forth, sending him juvenile messages. 253 00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:31,802 Can I get your friend's information? 254 00:12:35,743 --> 00:12:37,410 One night we saw him at the club, 255 00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:39,303 and he got all up in our faces like, 256 00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:40,471 "You're not funny!" 257 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:43,874 Now get me out of this mess, Max. 258 00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:45,676 Otherwise, we're both going down! 259 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,750 Here. That's her info. 260 00:12:53,853 --> 00:12:55,786 Thanks. You're free to go. 261 00:12:58,324 --> 00:13:00,091 Number ten. 262 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,360 So 263 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,829 A Fillmore-Graves soldier was screaming at Max... 264 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,330 "Get me out of some mess, 265 00:13:06,332 --> 00:13:08,532 otherwise we'll both go down." 266 00:13:08,774 --> 00:13:11,023 His name tag said "G. Marsh." 267 00:13:11,313 --> 00:13:14,090 I'll track down this "G. Marsh." 268 00:13:14,283 --> 00:13:15,682 Take your time. 269 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,809 All that sex talk made me horny. 270 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,278 Mind telling Ravi that I left early to tap some ass? 271 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:24,281 Yeah. I'll get right on that. 272 00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:29,787 Tapping that ass. 273 00:13:31,491 --> 00:13:33,391 The guys said the Triple Cross Church 274 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,793 is in a converted XXX theater. 275 00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:37,661 The things I would do to you. 276 00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:39,768 - XXX things? - Yes. 277 00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:44,065 I mean, I get it. My ass is grade A. 278 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:46,404 But do you always come on this strong? 279 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,600 I am so sorry. 280 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:51,537 I'm solving the murder of this douchebag player. 281 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:54,900 Get tired of wearing a wig? 282 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:57,615 Yes, but I also thought our zombie pride preacher 283 00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:58,883 would prefer this look. 284 00:13:59,952 --> 00:14:01,205 Always thinking. 285 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,786 Well, this must be it. _ 286 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:12,981 Hello? 287 00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:17,544 Anybody here? 288 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:32,316 Come here. Look at this. The Teachings of Brother Love. 289 00:14:32,318 --> 00:14:34,823 "Man shall offer himself to his zombie brethren, 290 00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:38,440 and his brethren shall crack a man's skull and scoop his brains..." 291 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:40,557 - Whoa. What? - Or this... 292 00:14:40,643 --> 00:14:42,653 "Those who wear the Fillmore-Graves uniform 293 00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:45,362 are in league with the humans who would see us destroyed." 294 00:14:46,191 --> 00:14:48,725 Okay. Maybe he's got a point on that one. 295 00:14:50,369 --> 00:14:51,469 Brother Love! 296 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:53,560 Hello? 297 00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:56,665 You have guests. 298 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,277 Wonderful news! 299 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:04,849 - Are you here for salvation? - Not exactly. 300 00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:06,183 - Redemption! - No. 301 00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:08,886 - Forgiveness? - We're here to talk about brains. 302 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:10,619 You're hungry. 303 00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:12,656 - I should pat them down. - No need. 304 00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:14,050 No need. 305 00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:17,161 - I'm Brother Love. - Levon. 306 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:18,219 Levon. 307 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,507 - And you, my dear? - Liv. 308 00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,569 Liv! Must be an angel. 309 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:28,839 With skin the color of the pearly gates, 310 00:15:28,841 --> 00:15:30,808 and milky tresses to match. 311 00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:34,510 As the Almighty intended. Natural. 312 00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:36,793 You say you're hungry? 313 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,649 We're not asking for us. 314 00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:40,784 We know a few newly-turned zombies 315 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:43,465 who can't get brains through official channels. 316 00:15:44,285 --> 00:15:46,257 We heard you feed hungry zombies here. 317 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:48,936 I have a soft spot for the downtrodden. 318 00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:50,661 Where do you get your brains? 319 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:54,064 Oh, donations from the dying, mostly. 320 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:58,035 And a few brain tubes that fall through the cracks at Fillmore-Graves. 321 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:00,942 A weekly free meal at Romeros. 322 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,274 Romeros? I know the owner, 323 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,376 - he's not exactly charitable. - You know my son? 324 00:16:06,328 --> 00:16:06,944 Your son? 325 00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:08,312 Yes, my son Blaine. 326 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,147 Quick as a whip. Voice of a nightingale. 327 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:13,772 Successful to boot. And single. 328 00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:19,861 _ 329 00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:22,485 Still no word back from that friend of Zoe Ward, 330 00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:26,073 the zombie who let her friend send threatening texts from her phone. 331 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:27,634 I think I banged that dude. 332 00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:30,861 Chase Graves? Yeah, you banged him. 333 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:33,206 Ugh. I remember now. 334 00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,535 He's gonna be all, "Oh, Liv, why didn't you call? 335 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:39,880 Didn't the bone sesh on my hotel room desk mean anything to you?" 336 00:16:40,127 --> 00:16:43,366 Dudes. Look at him. Look how sad he looks. 337 00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:48,402 That's probably a suicide note he's working on. 338 00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:57,417 Look at you, Ms. Moore. Finally with the program! 339 00:16:57,418 --> 00:17:00,233 It's over, dude. I don't know what you want me to say. 340 00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,024 Detective. 341 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,504 We've been getting the runaround trying to track down 342 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,519 one of your men. 343 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,842 George Marsh. He's a person of interest in a murder investigation. 344 00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:09,910 When was the murder? 345 00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,111 Two days ago. 346 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,447 - And you think Marsh did it? - It's possible. 347 00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:14,785 He's unavailable. 348 00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:16,812 If you come back, I can have him here tomorrow. 349 00:17:16,813 --> 00:17:17,814 Unavailable? 350 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:21,688 There's nowhere he could be that's more than 25 minutes from here. 351 00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:24,843 And, yet, tomorrow is as soon as you can see him. 352 00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,429 I need a minute for the toxicology report. 353 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,991 Liv changed the filing system. 354 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:35,329 The deceased are now arranged by hotness quotient. 355 00:17:36,782 --> 00:17:38,281 You're on Tinder, Clive? 356 00:17:41,983 --> 00:17:43,882 Clive? Tinder? 357 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,528 Wait! Does this mean you and Bozzio are dunzo? 358 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,282 No! 359 00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:53,065 Relationships take work, Clive. 360 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,721 Look at me and Peyton. 361 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,161 We had a rough go, but we didn't give up. 362 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,607 It's not the same. We didn't cheat on each other. 363 00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:04,231 No one cheated! We can't have sex together, 364 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,832 so we're in an open relationship. 365 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,080 Y'all wanted us to be the No Secrets Club. 366 00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:09,703 Well, there you go. 367 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:11,438 Oh. 368 00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:16,543 Did... Did you delete your matches? 369 00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:17,844 What matches? 370 00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:24,201 This is bad. This is really bad. 371 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,755 Why would you upload a photo of yourself 372 00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,044 standing next to Seven-Foot Sven? 373 00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:32,145 It's my police academy graduation. 374 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,793 I look good in a uniform. 375 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,764 That does it. I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. 376 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,527 I'm a phenomenal wingman. 377 00:18:39,528 --> 00:18:41,735 I hate going out. Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm. 378 00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:45,105 Yeah, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates." 379 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,108 You also hate warm weather, and "This Is Us". 380 00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:52,001 Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative. 381 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,411 Fine. I'll go. 382 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,267 You're emotionally manipulative. 383 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,158 Mmm. Oh, oh, where are my keys? 384 00:19:02,218 --> 00:19:03,717 Uh, they're on my desk. 385 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,012 - One rule for tonight. - Hmm. 386 00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:10,074 Given the brain she's on... 387 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:11,731 Don't tell Liv. 388 00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:15,481 Is the record skipping or is the music supposed to sound like this? 389 00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:16,724 Quick. Pound this. 390 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,180 Pound this one, too. 391 00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:25,011 - I need a minute. - Pound it! 392 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:30,417 Oh, look at this. Coming our way. Coming our way. 393 00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:31,718 Oh, God. 394 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,688 Hello, ladies. 395 00:19:35,036 --> 00:19:36,629 Your money is no good here. 396 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,358 Let my friend and I buy you a drink. 397 00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:40,393 - We're actually just... - Bartender! 398 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,402 - Yeah? - Bottle of vodka, yeah? 399 00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:45,440 Your finest. 400 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,866 This is my friend, Clive. He's a homicide detective. 401 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,143 Me? I'm a coroner. 402 00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:53,751 I know... What a fascinating pair of gentlemen. 403 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:56,009 They must have loads of stories. 404 00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:58,378 Tell them how fascinating you are, Clive. 405 00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:00,715 I'm riveting. 406 00:20:02,628 --> 00:20:05,563 So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on a job? 407 00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:09,063 Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. 408 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,537 You're the raconteur. 409 00:20:10,538 --> 00:20:14,694 Oh, um, probably the middle-aged mom 410 00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,741 who was smashed by a falling AC unit. 411 00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:18,382 Brains and guts everywhere. 412 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,250 Children walking by splattered with blood. 413 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:24,211 Hey. 414 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,660 This is my boyfriend, Gunner. 415 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,414 And that's Julie's boyfriend, Stieg. 416 00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:40,686 Let's ease into the splattered brain talk next time. 417 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,371 Is that where it went wrong? 418 00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:43,513 I thought it was when 419 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:46,359 their Scandinavian He-Men boyfriends showed up. 420 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:51,497 Amateur hour is over boys. 421 00:20:51,925 --> 00:20:53,565 Let's go get us some nasty. 422 00:21:01,276 --> 00:21:03,316 _ 423 00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:07,129 Clive should be himself. 424 00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:10,466 Only fun and less tightly-wound. 425 00:21:12,094 --> 00:21:14,136 Oh, Clive should be another person. 426 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,645 A better person. 427 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:21,101 Just give me the hat, Liv. 428 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,288 I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. 429 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,456 And the instant we gave him the hat, 430 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,792 he would become full of life. He'd have swagger. 431 00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:39,929 He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism. 432 00:21:40,044 --> 00:21:42,231 What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman 433 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,632 did they show kids in England? 434 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:44,879 Look. 435 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:50,439 You know, I could catch any D I want in this place. 436 00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,474 Most of the guys in here are human. 437 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:55,277 They won't be when I'm making them brains for breakfast. 438 00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:56,869 Just kidding. 439 00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,715 I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast. 440 00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:04,061 Oh, code red. The herd has arrived. 441 00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:06,722 That better be a photo of his penis. 442 00:22:06,724 --> 00:22:08,824 Oh, and it looks like she's crying. 443 00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:11,093 Okay, it probably is his penis. 444 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:11,831 Come on. 445 00:22:13,397 --> 00:22:14,563 He was still waiting in line 446 00:22:14,565 --> 00:22:16,165 when she got the Aleutian flu vaccine. 447 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,367 That's when he got the call about the zombie virus. 448 00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:19,576 How sad is that? 449 00:22:19,577 --> 00:22:23,572 Okay, baby dolls. I'm gonna need you to put out or get out. 450 00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:26,170 Hit it or quit it. Hump or dump. Follow me? 451 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:31,714 You told them about Bozzio? 452 00:22:31,716 --> 00:22:33,883 - I wanna be honest. - That is dumb. 453 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,215 I'm not gonna be a liar to get sex. 454 00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:37,482 Good luck with that. 455 00:22:40,098 --> 00:22:41,293 I'm done here. 456 00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:43,801 Thanks for trying to help. 457 00:22:48,211 --> 00:22:49,050 You blew it. 458 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,135 Think I'm gonna go catch that D I was talking about. 459 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,538 I think I'm gonna go home and make love to my girlfriend. 460 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,887 Don't be gross. 461 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,773 - Hey. - Hey. 462 00:23:00,992 --> 00:23:02,111 I was in the neighborhood. 463 00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:04,313 I thought maybe we could talk more strategy? 464 00:23:04,315 --> 00:23:05,681 Save a few more lives? 465 00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:08,817 Is that before or after you texted me, "Down to duck"? 466 00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:11,830 I sent that text to like, ten other guys. 467 00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:13,289 Don't read into it. 468 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,070 But are you? 469 00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:16,939 Down to duck? 470 00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:19,990 This isn't a good idea. 471 00:23:19,991 --> 00:23:22,298 When you talk, it accentuates your double chin. 472 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:24,366 Are you negging me? 473 00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:26,335 What do you think of my hat? 474 00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:28,070 I think Kevin Federline wore it better. 475 00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:29,138 Are you negging me? 476 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,073 No, I genuinely don't like your hat. 477 00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:36,787 Liv, I'm not hooking up with you while you're on this brain. 478 00:23:37,095 --> 00:23:38,690 Whatever. I don't care. 479 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,750 I'm like barely even interested in you. 480 00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:46,588 I'm gonna get you a lift. 481 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,491 Fine, but can I at least see what my driver looks like? 482 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:53,595 Oh, never mind. Everyone's a ten if you keep your eyes closed. 483 00:24:02,907 --> 00:24:05,274 I was wondering if you'd ever call. 484 00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:06,909 Come in, Detective. 485 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:18,210 Are you freaking kidding me? 486 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:20,990 And you can probably guess what they say about me. Let's see. 487 00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:23,792 Oh, I spend more time at the gym than I do at my desk. 488 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:26,362 I'm a demagogue who uses the city's tax dollars 489 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,130 to eat brains at Romeros. 490 00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:31,800 One article. 491 00:24:31,978 --> 00:24:33,277 In one newspaper. 492 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,381 I'm sorry, Commander. Can I ask what 493 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,276 Lillywhite is doing here? 494 00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:44,179 Did he get some kind of promotion we weren't made aware of? 495 00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:45,490 Huh? 496 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:48,356 Did I forget the paperwork? 497 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,826 I might have. 498 00:24:50,459 --> 00:24:51,925 I've had my hands full. 499 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,691 Major is the new vice president of getting stuff done. 500 00:24:56,058 --> 00:24:58,027 Which means he outranks any of you because, 501 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,828 well, he gets stuff done. 502 00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:02,634 Everyone out. 503 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:09,171 Except my VP of getting stuff done! 504 00:25:09,173 --> 00:25:10,519 You, get back in here. 505 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:20,349 Sir? 506 00:25:20,509 --> 00:25:21,784 You made any progress with Roche? 507 00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:24,186 Oh, I've lost 100 bucks to him playing pool, 508 00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:25,163 buddying up to him 509 00:25:25,164 --> 00:25:27,356 and we made plans to hit The Scratching Post next week. 510 00:25:27,658 --> 00:25:29,491 What do you say we turn you into besties? 511 00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:31,226 Take Roche's unit down to the offices 512 00:25:31,228 --> 00:25:33,095 of the 206 Weekly and shut them down. 513 00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,164 Do we have the authority to do that, sir? 514 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,665 We are the authority. 515 00:25:38,769 --> 00:25:40,536 Oh, God. Oh, God. 516 00:25:41,201 --> 00:25:42,136 Oh, God. 517 00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:45,405 You're in a hurry. 518 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:48,343 I thought I set my alarm. 519 00:25:48,724 --> 00:25:49,923 This is bad. This is... 520 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:51,511 Really bad. 521 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,399 I've never done this. 522 00:26:02,552 --> 00:26:03,459 How much? 523 00:26:08,999 --> 00:26:13,001 Hey, any idea why Liv Moore would text me "Down to duck" 524 00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:14,236 in the middle of the night? 525 00:26:14,238 --> 00:26:16,672 My wife was pissed, I had to sleep on the couch. 526 00:26:17,245 --> 00:26:17,791 No clue. 527 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:35,328 Ah. 528 00:26:38,693 --> 00:26:39,628 Clive. 529 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:45,901 Called a few times. 530 00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:48,137 Went straight to voice-mail. 531 00:26:49,101 --> 00:26:50,539 My phone died. 532 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:51,707 I was worried. 533 00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,172 I'm sorry. 534 00:26:56,495 --> 00:26:59,091 Maybe we need to establish some ground rules. 535 00:26:59,403 --> 00:27:02,284 Spending the night feels like there's emotions involved. 536 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,949 That's a good rule. 537 00:27:04,678 --> 00:27:05,706 But, Dale? 538 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,790 There were no emotions involved. 539 00:27:10,989 --> 00:27:11,645 Promise. 540 00:27:11,646 --> 00:27:13,495 Did you make her your special breakfast? 541 00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:18,059 I haven't asked for any details about the men you've been with. 542 00:27:19,257 --> 00:27:21,385 Well, I haven't slept with anyone, Clive. 543 00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:24,907 - I heard... - I went on some dates. 544 00:27:26,577 --> 00:27:28,510 I made out with a guy. 545 00:27:30,848 --> 00:27:32,948 All it did was make me miss you. 546 00:27:38,413 --> 00:27:40,218 I guess we're really doing this. 547 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,977 Chase better walk in here with that zombie from your vision. 548 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:03,390 We gave him a day. 549 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:04,480 Hey, I just noticed. 550 00:28:04,481 --> 00:28:07,950 That's the same outfit as last night, you dirty dog. 551 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,519 - You got some chick... - I don't wanna talk about it, Liv. 552 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:13,855 Thanks for waiting, officers. 553 00:28:14,515 --> 00:28:16,342 I see this was a bit of a to-do. 554 00:28:20,197 --> 00:28:21,663 Here's the man of the hour. 555 00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:25,901 This is the guy? 556 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:27,302 That's the guy from my vision. 557 00:28:27,304 --> 00:28:28,904 Marsh, the Seattle PD wants to know 558 00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:30,472 if you magically defrosted yourself 559 00:28:30,474 --> 00:28:31,840 and murdered someone a few days ago. 560 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:32,939 What year is it? 561 00:28:33,899 --> 00:28:35,911 You haven't even been frozen a month, Marsh. 562 00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:37,579 It's a long way from 2023. 563 00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:38,268 Damn. 564 00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:40,983 - Who got offed? - Max Roberts. 565 00:28:41,172 --> 00:28:42,337 Max is dead? 566 00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:43,852 How? 567 00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:44,920 Poisoned condoms. 568 00:28:46,523 --> 00:28:47,656 Perfect. 569 00:28:48,321 --> 00:28:52,494 Well, as the commander can confirm, my alibi is airtight. 570 00:28:52,496 --> 00:28:54,552 I had a vision of you berating Max. 571 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:56,131 Did that have something to do with your arrest? 572 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:57,258 Can't answer that. 573 00:28:57,534 --> 00:28:59,301 My lawyer told me to keep my mouth shut. 574 00:28:59,303 --> 00:29:00,902 I filed an appeal. 575 00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:03,212 Marsh was found guilty of turning a human 576 00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:04,873 into a zombie through sexual contact. 577 00:29:05,323 --> 00:29:06,975 She reported him for not disclosing his status. 578 00:29:06,977 --> 00:29:09,011 She told me she was a zombie. 579 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,292 Guess she was a bug chaser. 580 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,143 You hired Max to be your wingman 581 00:29:13,144 --> 00:29:16,051 and that's when you hooked up with this "bug chaser"? 582 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:18,086 My lawyer was very clear on this. 583 00:29:18,489 --> 00:29:19,564 Shut my mouth. 584 00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:21,229 What was this woman's name? 585 00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:28,730 Huma Kattan. 586 00:29:30,088 --> 00:29:30,832 Thank you. 587 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,903 Looking good, Liv Moore. 588 00:29:34,905 --> 00:29:35,873 You wish. 589 00:29:38,242 --> 00:29:40,409 All right, look into it. Got anything else? 590 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,443 I've also been hearing these 591 00:29:41,445 --> 00:29:43,178 weird things about a zombie church. 592 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:44,846 They say... 593 00:29:45,249 --> 00:29:46,214 What the hell? 594 00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:48,050 What is this all about, here? 595 00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:49,615 - Are you in charge? - I'm the editor. 596 00:29:49,616 --> 00:29:51,186 I need you to direct your people to shut down 597 00:29:51,188 --> 00:29:53,121 their computers, pack up their personal belongings 598 00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:54,556 - and exit the building. - Why? 599 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:56,437 - When can we return? - You can't. 600 00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:58,427 Your newspaper is being closed down for the public good. 601 00:29:58,429 --> 00:29:59,613 The public good? 602 00:29:59,863 --> 00:30:00,819 Are you serious? 603 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:02,631 You're printing fake news. 604 00:30:02,816 --> 00:30:04,733 That Mama Leone lady was making more zombies 605 00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:07,302 when we can't feed the zombies we already have. 606 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,604 We are on the precipice of destruction at all times. 607 00:30:09,606 --> 00:30:11,873 The old rules of freedom of the press no longer apply. 608 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:15,377 You! Do not take any computer equipment. 609 00:30:15,379 --> 00:30:17,443 This includes any kind of hard drive, 610 00:30:17,444 --> 00:30:19,015 thumb drive, memory stick. 611 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,520 It all stays here. 612 00:30:20,521 --> 00:30:23,509 No. No way. If you're shutting us down, I'm taking my work... 613 00:30:31,762 --> 00:30:34,129 What do you expect from the Chaos Killer? 614 00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:42,437 That's my name, baby. Don't wear it out. 615 00:30:48,776 --> 00:30:50,595 _ 616 00:30:50,906 --> 00:30:52,361 Thanks again. Bye. 617 00:30:52,362 --> 00:30:53,811 No, it's Huma Kattan. 618 00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:54,988 No? 619 00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:56,742 All right, bye. 620 00:30:57,836 --> 00:30:59,870 The DMV have no record of her either. 621 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,017 How does a zombie disappear from a walled city? 622 00:31:06,228 --> 00:31:09,218 If you scratch me right now, what's the first thing I'd do? 623 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,105 Take Bozzio to Bone Town. 624 00:31:13,362 --> 00:31:14,171 After that, 625 00:31:14,484 --> 00:31:17,671 I'd go to the zombie services office for an ID card. 626 00:31:18,069 --> 00:31:20,475 This Huma needed a card to get brain tubes. 627 00:31:20,476 --> 00:31:22,183 They'd have her contact info. 628 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:22,887 That's it. 629 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:26,175 We'll go to zombie services, where they make ID cards, 630 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,785 on official police business! 631 00:31:28,543 --> 00:31:30,538 How about we pop over during lunchtime, 632 00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:32,318 so we create less of a disturbance. 633 00:31:33,082 --> 00:31:34,811 Yeah, I guess. 634 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:36,558 You don't wanna go sooner? 635 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:38,494 Oh no. Lunchtime is good. 636 00:31:39,402 --> 00:31:40,858 I may wanna sleep in. 637 00:31:45,461 --> 00:31:47,962 I know how to get brains for the underground rail road. 638 00:31:47,963 --> 00:31:49,188 I'm not falling for this again. 639 00:31:49,189 --> 00:31:51,811 Douchebag brain has worn off, you can let me in. 640 00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:54,301 Finally. 641 00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:56,570 Clive and I are on a case, 642 00:31:56,571 --> 00:31:58,032 blah, blah, blah, long story short, 643 00:31:58,034 --> 00:32:00,127 we have to go to the zombie services office 644 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,761 on police business tomorrow. 645 00:32:01,917 --> 00:32:04,793 I can steal what we need to create our own ID cards. 646 00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:06,987 Everyone we smuggle into Seattle 647 00:32:06,988 --> 00:32:08,530 will have access to brain tubes. 648 00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:11,036 That's dangerous, Liv. If you get caught... 649 00:32:11,037 --> 00:32:12,285 It's worth the risk. 650 00:32:14,336 --> 00:32:17,896 Be careful, these guys smash zombie heads. 651 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:20,155 About last night. 652 00:32:21,551 --> 00:32:22,675 Really embarrassed. 653 00:32:23,632 --> 00:32:24,960 Water under the bridge. 654 00:32:24,961 --> 00:32:26,832 No, I need to say this. 655 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:31,126 Sometimes, my job gets in the way of my personal life. 656 00:32:31,127 --> 00:32:33,170 I'm on a lot of brains and in the past, 657 00:32:33,998 --> 00:32:36,478 with guys I've dated it's caused problems. 658 00:32:36,479 --> 00:32:38,766 I can roll with a few lousy brains. 659 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:43,316 In most cases, I would've welcomed sex-crazed brain, 660 00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:46,653 but, you know, the first time, I thought, should be special. 661 00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:49,026 I'm a little girlish that way. 662 00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:06,604 What are you doing? 663 00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:09,609 Shh... Let your body do the talking. 664 00:33:09,610 --> 00:33:13,813 Oh, you... You are still on the brain, aren't you? 665 00:33:14,877 --> 00:33:16,094 Don't hate the player. 666 00:33:16,266 --> 00:33:20,275 You! Out! You made me feel cheap. 667 00:33:20,276 --> 00:33:22,535 Whatevs. You are a bit girlish. 668 00:33:22,723 --> 00:33:24,991 Text me if you have a change of heart. 669 00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:39,515 All right, let's do this. 670 00:33:39,516 --> 00:33:40,763 Let's. 671 00:33:43,594 --> 00:33:46,460 I never thought I'd say this but I miss the fedora. 672 00:33:47,278 --> 00:33:49,064 I'm peacocking, Clive. 673 00:33:49,065 --> 00:33:51,032 I thought I explained this to you. 674 00:33:56,839 --> 00:33:59,468 Donuts for the unsung heroes of Seattle. 675 00:33:59,647 --> 00:34:01,665 Lots of zombie-friendly options. 676 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:02,590 Sure. 677 00:34:03,198 --> 00:34:03,928 Thanks. 678 00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:05,345 Cool-ass hat. 679 00:34:05,346 --> 00:34:07,319 You're a cool-ass dude for noticing. 680 00:34:08,457 --> 00:34:10,194 You're up to something, what is it? 681 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:13,473 It's called donuting. You know nothing, Clive Babineaux. 682 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:18,831 Hi, Jill. 683 00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:20,343 We're with the SPD. 684 00:34:20,484 --> 00:34:23,611 We're tracking down a person of interest in a murder investigation. 685 00:34:23,612 --> 00:34:26,496 Her name is Huma Kattan and she recently became a zombie. 686 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:27,532 Can you help us with that? 687 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,706 Everyone's heading to lunch 688 00:34:28,707 --> 00:34:30,254 but I can show you where the records are. 689 00:34:30,255 --> 00:34:31,572 That would be great. 690 00:34:33,476 --> 00:34:35,923 Zombie-friendly donuts. Get them here. 691 00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:41,511 There's a file for every zombie in Seattle. 692 00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,671 Some of them are passing for human. 693 00:34:43,672 --> 00:34:45,250 Sadly, we're so understaffed 694 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,866 that files just get thrown back in there, willy nilly. 695 00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:49,423 Kattan, right? 696 00:34:49,424 --> 00:34:50,722 That's right. 697 00:34:53,982 --> 00:34:55,451 Come on, come on. 698 00:34:56,952 --> 00:34:57,744 Darn. 699 00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:00,501 You may be in for the long haul. 700 00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:11,270 Did you find Huma's file? 701 00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:12,584 Nope. 702 00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,174 Did they have mirrors in the bathroom? 703 00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:15,949 Yes. 704 00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:19,205 So you saw what you looked like and didn't take off the hat? 705 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,108 Lunch is ending. We need to hurry. 706 00:35:22,611 --> 00:35:23,149 Why? 707 00:35:23,150 --> 00:35:25,343 Because we don't wanna be in their way. 708 00:35:27,737 --> 00:35:30,451 I was sitting there at lunch and I thought to myself, 709 00:35:30,452 --> 00:35:33,000 what about those new zombie files that haven't been filed? 710 00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:34,415 The ones we keep up front. 711 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:35,502 So, I hurried back. 712 00:35:35,974 --> 00:35:37,066 Here, you go. 713 00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:38,489 Thank you. 714 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,172 Well, well, well. 715 00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,277 Does Huma look familiar? 716 00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,510 That's Zoe Ward. 717 00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:57,957 The zombie who said her friend 718 00:35:57,958 --> 00:35:59,804 sent Max those threatening texts from her phone. 719 00:35:59,805 --> 00:36:02,390 Yeah, well, I don't think there ever was a friend. 720 00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:04,565 She's only been a zombie a few weeks. 721 00:36:04,566 --> 00:36:06,185 So, when she went to get an ID card 722 00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:07,782 she still went by the name Huma. 723 00:36:07,783 --> 00:36:09,507 So Huma gets George Marsh 724 00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:11,382 put away in the Fillmore-Graves freezer... 725 00:36:11,383 --> 00:36:13,203 Then changes her name to Zoe Ward 726 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,319 and settles the score with the guy who taught George 727 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,574 how to seduce her. 728 00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:17,716 She's our killer. 729 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,764 Sweet, let's go pick her up, right now. 730 00:36:28,408 --> 00:36:29,989 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 731 00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:33,241 Afraid I'm gonna have to take another look at what's inside that box. 732 00:36:33,242 --> 00:36:35,965 Two donuts? You sure that's a good idea, big fella? 733 00:36:36,215 --> 00:36:38,635 Think of all the hungry zombie cops back at the station 734 00:36:38,636 --> 00:36:39,975 who you promised donuts? 735 00:36:39,976 --> 00:36:41,332 They won't miss just one. 736 00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:44,340 They will. 737 00:36:47,029 --> 00:36:49,029 Take all you want, good sir. 738 00:37:08,221 --> 00:37:08,631 Liv. 739 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:12,328 Do I wanna know what you're up to? 740 00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:14,464 I think it's better that you don't. 741 00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:26,929 Tell us why you changed your name 742 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:29,237 from Huma Kattan to Zoe Ward? 743 00:37:29,409 --> 00:37:31,787 I'd just transitioned from human to zombie. 744 00:37:31,788 --> 00:37:33,893 It's a big life change. 745 00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:35,670 It was a new beginning. 746 00:37:36,635 --> 00:37:38,285 What I have here is a transcript 747 00:37:38,286 --> 00:37:41,153 from the Fillmore-Graves hearing that sent George Marsh 748 00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:42,751 to the deep freeze. 749 00:37:43,475 --> 00:37:44,946 "Huma asked for it." 750 00:37:44,947 --> 00:37:48,202 "She knew George was a zombie, and she threw herself at him." 751 00:37:48,203 --> 00:37:49,512 "She was a bug chaser." 752 00:37:49,513 --> 00:37:52,367 "One of those girls who wanted to get with a zombie," 753 00:37:53,026 --> 00:37:54,476 "wanted to be a zombie." 754 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,768 That's what Max Roberts said on the stand. 755 00:37:56,769 --> 00:37:59,019 Max Roberts is a pig and a liar. 756 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,699 He was a pig and a liar. 757 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,591 Max is dead and George is in a deep freeze. 758 00:38:03,669 --> 00:38:06,272 Max introduced George to you, didn't he? 759 00:38:06,274 --> 00:38:06,916 Yeah. 760 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,876 When did you find out that Max was a paid wingman? 761 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,556 An expert on seducing women? 762 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,630 When a friend showed me his column. 763 00:38:13,778 --> 00:38:15,446 "Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips." 764 00:38:15,772 --> 00:38:16,549 Repulsive, right? 765 00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:20,159 Max was killed by a toxic substance used to make optical glass. 766 00:38:20,837 --> 00:38:22,303 Where do you work, now? 767 00:38:26,677 --> 00:38:28,142 Queen Anne Optometry. 768 00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:31,969 How did you get the poisoned condoms to... 769 00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:34,418 It was easy, I dressed up like a giant condom and 770 00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:36,646 handed out free samples outside the club. 771 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,071 Made sure Max got a special box. 772 00:38:39,274 --> 00:38:40,234 That's easy? 773 00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:43,514 We'll need it in writing. 774 00:38:45,516 --> 00:38:47,087 I wanted a normal life. 775 00:38:47,907 --> 00:38:49,078 I wanted kids. 776 00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,636 George took that away from me without my consent. 777 00:38:51,637 --> 00:38:55,193 Max helped him and then went on the stand and humiliated me. 778 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,559 At least the son of bitch can't hurt any more women. 779 00:38:59,561 --> 00:39:00,820 So, you know what? 780 00:39:01,363 --> 00:39:04,597 They can stick me in the freezer for however long they want. 781 00:39:06,468 --> 00:39:09,135 My life was over the moment I met Max Roberts. 782 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,743 Come on, Chase. It was a mistake. 783 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:17,847 Admit it and move on. 784 00:39:17,848 --> 00:39:19,760 Shooting up a newspaper office, shutting them down, 785 00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:22,484 it's like you're begging humans to riot. 786 00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:25,094 - Are they rioting? - No reports of riots. 787 00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:28,988 I'm placing a bet. 788 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,871 I'm betting that no one cares enough to take to the streets 789 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,771 over one rinky-dink alt-weekly closing its doors. 790 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:36,322 I suppose all the city's sex workers 791 00:39:36,323 --> 00:39:38,317 will have to find a new place to advertise. 792 00:39:38,318 --> 00:39:41,134 Shutting down the press over a critical story. 793 00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:43,647 Isn't that what an autocrat does? 794 00:39:45,058 --> 00:39:46,163 That's what I am. 795 00:39:48,509 --> 00:39:51,154 You wanna know when democracy doesn't work? 796 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:55,912 It doesn't work when you're sitting on a powder keg. 797 00:39:56,523 --> 00:39:58,760 It doesn't work when your people are starving. 798 00:39:58,761 --> 00:40:02,218 It doesn't work when your entire species is on the brink of extinction. 799 00:40:02,219 --> 00:40:05,321 So, you can lament the closing of the 206 Weekly. 800 00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:07,350 But they tried to make a hero out of a woman who made it 801 00:40:07,351 --> 00:40:09,228 harder to keep our population fed. 802 00:40:10,087 --> 00:40:11,958 I want human smuggling stopped 803 00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,559 so I can save lives. 804 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,379 I don't regret the execution of that woman. 805 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,790 I didn't ask if you did. 806 00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:20,120 Your soldiers didn't just lock the doors of the 206 Weekly. 807 00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:21,757 They terrorized the staff. 808 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,439 They caused thousands of dollars in damages... 809 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,312 Fake news. 810 00:40:28,883 --> 00:40:30,086 Fake, huh? 811 00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:33,264 - You didn't shoot up the place? - Nope. 812 00:40:34,584 --> 00:40:35,680 You sure about that? 813 00:40:35,821 --> 00:40:38,399 Lillywhite, clear this up. What happened? 814 00:40:40,361 --> 00:40:42,149 The situation was under control 815 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:44,113 until reporters failed to follow instructions. 816 00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:46,801 They became belligerent and attacked us. 817 00:40:47,171 --> 00:40:50,270 The limited gunfire was warranted to control the situation. 818 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,132 So, there you have it. 819 00:40:53,211 --> 00:40:56,142 Well, we always appreciate a visit from the mayor's office. 820 00:40:56,471 --> 00:40:58,137 We need to do this more often. 821 00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:11,007 Liv, it's street-cleaning tomorrow. 822 00:41:11,757 --> 00:41:14,021 Better move your car or you'll get a ticket. 823 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:15,916 Liv? 824 00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:21,367 Hello? 825 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:45,191 What the hell are you doing?