1 00:00:02,607 --> 00:00:04,050 - Pigeon's still here? - Yeah. 2 00:00:04,085 --> 00:00:05,623 No matter what we do, he just won't leave. 3 00:00:05,658 --> 00:00:07,358 The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 4 00:00:07,393 --> 00:00:08,860 - No, I'm definitely not. - When you should 5 00:00:08,895 --> 00:00:10,446 be thinking like a bird. 6 00:00:10,481 --> 00:00:14,165 - _ - This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon. 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,234 On my mark, I will turn on this fan, 8 00:00:16,269 --> 00:00:18,469 gently startling our bird due east, 9 00:00:18,504 --> 00:00:20,338 into the file box canyon, where he will 10 00:00:20,373 --> 00:00:22,607 encounter Charles holding two pot lids. 11 00:00:22,642 --> 00:00:23,960 He'll bang them together, 12 00:00:23,995 --> 00:00:26,163 forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there 13 00:00:26,198 --> 00:00:27,685 and out of the ceiling there, 14 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,688 where he will be greeted by scary Rosa 15 00:00:29,723 --> 00:00:31,315 holding a scary picture of an owl. 16 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:32,783 Now he's playing our game. 17 00:00:32,974 --> 00:00:35,319 He'll veer left, into an upside down garbage can 18 00:00:35,354 --> 00:00:36,580 propped up by a hockey stick 19 00:00:36,615 --> 00:00:38,248 and connected to a string that Gina is holding. 20 00:00:38,457 --> 00:00:39,690 She pulls it, he is trapped, 21 00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:41,425 and Terry releases him outside. 22 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,752 - Terry hates birds. - Okay, little friend. 23 00:00:43,859 --> 00:00:45,642 Let's get you home to mama. 24 00:00:48,234 --> 00:00:50,601 Oh, God. It flew right into the fan! 25 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:53,404 It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere! 26 00:01:09,406 --> 00:01:12,406 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:15,226 - Hey, Boyle. - Hey, Jake. 28 00:01:15,261 --> 00:01:16,339 - Wait, what? - Hey, Jake. 29 00:01:16,374 --> 00:01:18,185 Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here? 30 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:20,254 I thought we agreed to meet only once a year for the Halloween Heist. 31 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,533 I'm here to deliver your quarterly NutriBoom shipment. 32 00:01:22,568 --> 00:01:24,569 It comes with both the amino acid reducer 33 00:01:24,604 --> 00:01:27,030 and extra amino acid, so you get the perfect balance. 34 00:01:27,065 --> 00:01:29,574 What? No. I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe. 35 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:31,976 I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme. 36 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:34,334 First off, it's not a pyramid scheme. 37 00:01:34,369 --> 00:01:36,113 It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through 38 00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:37,196 medical marketing entity. 39 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,563 And secondly, you signed the contract. 40 00:01:38,851 --> 00:01:40,484 "Permission to charge my card quarterly 41 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:42,245 for the next 85 years." 42 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,055 This is written in white ink on white paper. 43 00:01:44,090 --> 00:01:45,756 They do it that way so you can't read it. 44 00:01:45,791 --> 00:01:47,558 Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract. 45 00:01:47,593 --> 00:01:49,067 Canceling? If it was that easy to get out, 46 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:51,162 would I be here scamming my closest friends? 47 00:01:51,197 --> 00:01:52,468 We're your closest friends? 48 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,049 What... whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment. 49 00:01:54,084 --> 00:01:55,833 Jake, piece of advice: just give up. 50 00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:57,702 It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest 51 00:01:57,737 --> 00:01:59,270 - is a white flag. - That reminds me, Charles, 52 00:01:59,305 --> 00:02:00,671 - your shipment's downstairs. - Great. 53 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,206 - I'll help you bring it up. - Charles, no. 54 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,208 We're gonna go down to that office and fight this thing. 55 00:02:04,243 --> 00:02:05,676 I need that money for my honeymoon. 56 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:07,545 Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line? 57 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:09,046 - And your money. - Eh. 58 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:10,448 Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard. 59 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:11,683 - Let's go. - For the honeymoon 60 00:02:11,718 --> 00:02:12,716 - and no other reason. - All right. 61 00:02:12,985 --> 00:02:14,185 Sergeant Santiago, 62 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:16,153 commander of the Nine-Nine's uniformed officers, 63 00:02:16,188 --> 00:02:18,436 - reporting for duty. - Hey! 64 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:21,846 My first order as Sergeant, tell me I look dope. 65 00:02:21,881 --> 00:02:23,479 - You look dope. - You won't be abusing 66 00:02:23,514 --> 00:02:25,630 your power like this with the officers downstairs, will you? 67 00:02:25,665 --> 00:02:27,331 No! No, of course not. 68 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:28,799 I'm just excited for my first day. 69 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:30,401 Yes, I remember my first day as a sergeant. 70 00:02:30,436 --> 00:02:31,669 - I bet. - My Uncle Geoffrey 71 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:33,812 was struck by a subway and maimed. 72 00:02:34,706 --> 00:02:36,340 - Oh. - But the work aspect 73 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,483 was quite exciting. 74 00:02:37,518 --> 00:02:38,809 Are you ready for your first briefing? 75 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:41,012 Yes, I am fully prepared. 76 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:43,681 I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away. 77 00:02:43,716 --> 00:02:46,317 Just be confident, deliberate and firm. 78 00:02:46,352 --> 00:02:47,485 You'll know you have their respect 79 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,959 when you can take a moment... 80 00:02:55,528 --> 00:02:57,339 and still keep their attention. 81 00:02:57,563 --> 00:02:59,530 - Amazing. - That was captivating as hell. 82 00:02:59,565 --> 00:03:01,165 My recommendation would be you start with 83 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,400 a small, attainable goal... 84 00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:03,701 something you can accomplish quickly, 85 00:03:03,736 --> 00:03:05,269 perfectly and publicly. 86 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:08,921 The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals. 87 00:03:09,909 --> 00:03:12,243 Cool. That's not a ton of pressure. 88 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:14,578 Well, it was meant to be. Pressure's an important part of success. 89 00:03:14,613 --> 00:03:16,714 Just remember, you represent 90 00:03:16,749 --> 00:03:18,788 all Latina policewomen right now. 91 00:03:20,173 --> 00:03:21,105 Thanks. 92 00:03:21,454 --> 00:03:23,245 _ 93 00:03:23,723 --> 00:03:26,023 Hello. Welcome to NutriServices. 94 00:03:26,058 --> 00:03:28,492 I'm Angela. How can I heal you today? 95 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:30,028 Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting. 96 00:03:30,063 --> 00:03:31,530 So not a big deal, there was just 97 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:34,398 a little bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our NutriContracts. 98 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:36,667 Absolutely. It happens all the time. 99 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,451 All you need to do is sign a few things. 100 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,671 Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up. 101 00:03:40,706 --> 00:03:42,707 - I'll also need $10,000. - What's that? I'm sorry. 102 00:03:42,742 --> 00:03:44,142 It's payment for the last shipment. 103 00:03:44,177 --> 00:03:45,877 Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee 104 00:03:45,912 --> 00:03:48,112 plus something we call a coward's charge. 105 00:03:48,214 --> 00:03:49,847 And that comes to $10,000. 106 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:51,349 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 107 00:03:51,384 --> 00:03:53,551 I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included? 108 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:54,472 Charles, no. 109 00:03:54,507 --> 00:03:55,874 - Angela... - Yes? How can I 110 00:03:55,909 --> 00:03:57,254 - heal you today? - Please stop saying that. 111 00:03:57,289 --> 00:03:58,790 Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant 112 00:03:58,825 --> 00:03:59,958 robot person, but there's no way 113 00:03:59,993 --> 00:04:01,125 we're giving you any more money. 114 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,627 Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. 115 00:04:03,662 --> 00:04:06,864 For the no payment option, you just need to sign here. 116 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:08,566 "Enrollment in NutriCore"? 117 00:04:08,601 --> 00:04:09,967 It's our charity organization. 118 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:11,736 "Pay off your contracts in labor hours 119 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:14,572 under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman." 120 00:04:14,607 --> 00:04:16,141 "Docter" is spelled with an E? 121 00:04:16,176 --> 00:04:18,250 - It's the British spelling. - That can't be right. 122 00:04:18,285 --> 00:04:20,611 All right, look. I didn't wanna have to do this, 123 00:04:20,646 --> 00:04:22,680 but we're in the NYPD. 124 00:04:22,715 --> 00:04:24,415 And if you don't cooperate, we'll have no choice 125 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:25,750 but to file a report against the company. 126 00:04:25,785 --> 00:04:27,918 You signed a contract, and that is binding. 127 00:04:27,953 --> 00:04:29,954 No one gets special treatment, Officer. 128 00:04:29,989 --> 00:04:31,522 - Not even Jay. - Who? 129 00:04:31,557 --> 00:04:33,224 Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman. 130 00:04:33,259 --> 00:04:34,825 Oh, no way. The guy from "Super Troopers"? 131 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,627 Yep. He was also in "Beerfest." 132 00:04:36,662 --> 00:04:38,196 Now I have to get back to work, 133 00:04:38,231 --> 00:04:40,965 but allow me to introduce you to our complaint specialist. 134 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,335 This is Phil. He's been assigned to intimidate you. 135 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,870 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 136 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:47,505 Charles, stop thanking her. 137 00:04:49,141 --> 00:04:51,910 Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago 138 00:04:51,945 --> 00:04:53,812 and I'm your new commanding officer. 139 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:56,380 I have big plans for us, but it's always best 140 00:04:56,415 --> 00:04:59,513 to start with something small and do it perfectly. 141 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:00,676 So... 142 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,424 Sergeant, I know what we should start with. 143 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:09,260 - Oh, I'm sorry, Officer... - Jennings. Gary Jennings. 144 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:11,228 Officer Jennings, I already have a plan. 145 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:12,830 Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought 146 00:05:12,865 --> 00:05:14,064 you were looking for suggestions, 147 00:05:14,099 --> 00:05:15,299 - which I have a lot of. - Nope. 148 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:16,559 Not why I paused. 149 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:19,603 Anyway, our first order of business will be 150 00:05:19,638 --> 00:05:22,196 updating the filing system, so... 151 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,577 - We should use barcodes. - No, no, no, no. 152 00:05:26,612 --> 00:05:27,912 No need to jump in. 153 00:05:27,947 --> 00:05:29,246 I already have a system in mind. 154 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:30,748 Okay, well you just keep stopping, 155 00:05:30,783 --> 00:05:32,049 - so I thought... - Ah... to pour water. 156 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:34,018 - Because I'm thirsty. - Got it. Great. 157 00:05:34,053 --> 00:05:37,521 Now, let's get into the details of this with... 158 00:05:37,556 --> 00:05:38,923 Oh, my God! What, Gary? 159 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,834 You're spilling water everywhere. 160 00:05:42,912 --> 00:05:44,213 Yes, I am. 161 00:05:44,248 --> 00:05:46,297 Because our first order of business 162 00:05:46,332 --> 00:05:48,137 is cleaning this floor. 163 00:05:48,968 --> 00:05:50,668 Charles! Charles, come here. 164 00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:51,936 I figured out how to get our money back. 165 00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:53,415 I knew you'd save our honeymoon. 166 00:05:53,772 --> 00:05:54,839 - My honeymoon. - Whatever. 167 00:05:54,874 --> 00:05:56,140 Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom 168 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:57,942 is a massive financial scam, right? 169 00:05:57,977 --> 00:05:59,810 If we can prove that, we could take down the whole company. 170 00:05:59,845 --> 00:06:01,312 Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on? 171 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:03,280 They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen 172 00:06:03,315 --> 00:06:04,681 the CEO's wife in years. 173 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:06,183 People think she's been murdered. 174 00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:07,518 That's just a rumor. All right, here's the plan: 175 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:08,819 we infiltrate their headquarters 176 00:06:08,854 --> 00:06:10,287 and get their financial records. 177 00:06:10,322 --> 00:06:11,889 But how do we get in, you ask? 178 00:06:11,924 --> 00:06:13,958 By attending today's meeting of President's Club 179 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:15,426 Admiral Level NutriMasters 180 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:17,094 - at the NutriTower Life Base. - I don't know, 181 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:18,662 they know we're cops, we can't just walk in. 182 00:06:18,697 --> 00:06:20,130 Correct. We can't walk right in, 183 00:06:20,165 --> 00:06:21,932 but we know someone who's a high-level 184 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,467 NutriBoom distributor who can. 185 00:06:23,502 --> 00:06:25,069 And he look exactly like you. 186 00:06:25,104 --> 00:06:26,637 - Hey, guys. - I don't know. 187 00:06:26,739 --> 00:06:27,838 You really think it'll work? 188 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:29,073 Charles, it has to. 189 00:06:29,108 --> 00:06:31,609 It's for our honeymoon. 190 00:06:31,644 --> 00:06:33,210 You said "our." 191 00:06:36,718 --> 00:06:39,389 Okay, the meeting at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours. 192 00:06:39,424 --> 00:06:40,791 Charles, you're going as Bill 193 00:06:40,826 --> 00:06:42,492 and I'm going as one of your NutriCruits. 194 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,894 Bill, did you bring those things I asked for? 195 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,096 Yep, all of my belongings that you'll need 196 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:46,732 are in this suitcase. 197 00:06:48,837 --> 00:06:50,871 Why is it vibrating? Is your cell phone in here? 198 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:53,588 - No. - I'm sure it's not a sex toy. 199 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:54,605 All right, these people really know Bill, 200 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,206 so you're gonna have to become him. 201 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,574 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 202 00:06:57,609 --> 00:06:59,549 but Bill, tell us all about yourself. 203 00:06:59,584 --> 00:07:01,811 Let's start with my whole family history. 204 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:04,130 I was abandoned at a playground as an infant. 205 00:07:04,165 --> 00:07:05,448 And here I am. 206 00:07:05,741 --> 00:07:07,073 Oh. That was the whole thing. 207 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:10,020 Well, sad. But easier than remembering a bunch of names. 208 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,792 Okay, tell us more. 209 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:13,390 Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by. 210 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:16,442 Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew, Big Dave, Super Thick... 211 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,894 Just write them all down for us. 212 00:07:17,929 --> 00:07:20,672 And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is... 213 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:21,940 - Two. - One. 214 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,905 - Zero. - Ahh. 215 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,129 Hello. 216 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:31,105 - Hello. - Hello. 217 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,330 That's it. Okay, now let's work on your wink. 218 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:35,950 Almost. Now think, 219 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:40,075 only you and I know our naughty little secret. 220 00:07:40,823 --> 00:07:42,189 Mmm-hmm. 221 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,141 Okay, I think Boyle's ready. 222 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:45,328 That's a no-go, Amigo. 223 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:46,600 If you really wanna pass as me, 224 00:07:46,635 --> 00:07:47,931 you're gonna need to learn my patented 225 00:07:47,966 --> 00:07:49,026 neck massage technique. 226 00:07:49,061 --> 00:07:50,318 I think I've learned enough. 227 00:07:50,353 --> 00:07:51,461 Yeah, I don't really see that coming up. 228 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:52,888 Thanks for your help, Bill. 229 00:07:53,684 --> 00:07:55,407 So how did your first briefing go, Sergeant? 230 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,143 Did you give the squad a simple goal? 231 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:59,208 Mm-hmm. Revamping the filing system. 232 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:01,414 Mm, smart. Sounds very easy. 233 00:08:01,449 --> 00:08:02,912 - Mm. - I assume it's been a success? 234 00:08:02,947 --> 00:08:05,542 Oh... Yes. It's been... 235 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,518 all types of successes. 236 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,813 Rousing, resounding... 237 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:11,615 smashing. 238 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,439 Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure... 239 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,119 is for failures. 240 00:08:16,334 --> 00:08:17,674 Good thing I'm not a failure. 241 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,655 Guys, I lied. My briefing was a total failure. 242 00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:23,026 But you told Captain Holt it went great 243 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:24,675 in such a normal way. 244 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,177 I'm a terrible manager. 245 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:28,761 I've got this super eager know-it-all on my squad 246 00:08:28,796 --> 00:08:30,606 who keeps derailing me with all his ideas 247 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:31,866 and I can't get anything done. 248 00:08:31,901 --> 00:08:33,292 Aww, you got an Amy. 249 00:08:33,327 --> 00:08:34,887 - Oh, she's got an Amy. - It's pretty normal. 250 00:08:34,922 --> 00:08:36,222 Yeah, she got one of her, right? 251 00:08:36,257 --> 00:08:37,590 Like a pet. Takes one to know one, 252 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,859 - I guess. - No, he is not an Amy. 253 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,361 I am nothing like Gary. 254 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,962 Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy 255 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:44,964 - are the exact same name. - Let me ask you this: 256 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,000 did he already send you nine follow-up emails 257 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:48,691 - about the briefing? - No. 258 00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:50,904 - It was 30. - You got an Amy. 259 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:53,974 Guys, I think I would know if my Gary was an Amy. 260 00:08:55,214 --> 00:08:56,509 - Hey, Gary. What you reading? - The new issue 261 00:08:56,544 --> 00:08:57,778 of "Stationary Monthly." 262 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:58,950 Yeah, I have an Amy. 263 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:00,413 _ 264 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:01,915 Bill. Is that you? 265 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:05,533 Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello. 266 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,220 - You seem different. - Nope. 267 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,101 I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout 268 00:09:09,136 --> 00:09:10,890 who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee 269 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,032 and shaves his armpits. 270 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:13,927 Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up. 271 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:15,395 New NutriCruit? Boom, boom! 272 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,263 Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. 273 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:20,166 And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture. 274 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:21,734 Let me... let me in! Let me in! 275 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,003 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 276 00:09:23,038 --> 00:09:25,606 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 277 00:09:25,641 --> 00:09:27,652 Okay, get up there. 278 00:09:28,076 --> 00:09:30,243 Man, everybody here is so creepy. 279 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,565 Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully? 280 00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:35,448 - Boom, boom, Bill! - Boom, boom! 281 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:36,616 Yeah, that tracks. 282 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,184 All right, let's get a move on. 283 00:09:38,219 --> 00:09:39,686 The longer I stay here, the more horrified I get. 284 00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:40,954 I know. Have you seen all these posters 285 00:09:40,989 --> 00:09:42,796 of David Stovelman's wife, Debby? 286 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,091 "I'm happy healthy and alive." 287 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,227 - Oh, Debbie dead. - Debbie real dead. 288 00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:48,761 All right, Bill said that the offices 289 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,063 are behind that roped-off area. 290 00:09:50,098 --> 00:09:51,564 We're gonna need a distraction. 291 00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:53,299 Well, if I know cults, this meeting will start 292 00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:55,368 with an insanely over-the-top nonsense video. 293 00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:56,937 - Huh. - Hello, Admirals. 294 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,472 Please turn your eyes to the monitors 295 00:09:58,507 --> 00:10:00,507 for a special hello from NutriBoom elite, 296 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:01,508 Jay Chandrasekhar. 297 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,443 Boom, boom, everybody! 298 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,212 Boom, boom, Jay! 299 00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:06,714 - And there's our distraction. - When I first met 300 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,250 Docter David Stovelman, 301 00:10:08,285 --> 00:10:10,984 I had no idea my amino acids could be so high 302 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,934 or so low. 303 00:10:13,421 --> 00:10:14,954 Ugh, guys. 304 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,990 Gary is killing my productivity. 305 00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:19,425 Terry, how did you used to deal with having an Amy? 306 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,761 I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great. 307 00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:23,296 Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning. 308 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,565 Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with, 309 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,729 I'd pull rank. 310 00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:29,169 - Did that work? - No. Not even once. 311 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,837 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 312 00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,105 Well, you could always just wait for Gary 313 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,607 to find his Jake and then eventually, 314 00:10:33,642 --> 00:10:35,810 over time, they'll each become 10% easier to deal with. 315 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,378 Gary will never find love. 316 00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:38,746 He is unlovable. 317 00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:40,415 - Gina, what do I do? - No, I don't know 318 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,583 how to deal with an Amy. 319 00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:45,051 But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. 320 00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:47,954 She's such a pill. She's so into her baby 321 00:10:47,989 --> 00:10:49,989 and not into the other babies and it's like, 322 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,257 oh, cool, well, congrats. 323 00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:52,793 Your baby rolled over early. 324 00:10:52,828 --> 00:10:54,229 - Like, who cares? - I don't have time 325 00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:56,766 - for this, Gina. - And that is how 326 00:10:56,801 --> 00:10:58,235 you deal with an Amy. 327 00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,970 You talk about something she's not interested in 328 00:11:00,005 --> 00:11:03,349 - until she walks away. - Ohh, brilliant. 329 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,505 Stupid cult. 330 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,907 They labeled their financial records "financial records." 331 00:11:07,942 --> 00:11:09,156 Dummies. 332 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,145 Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer 333 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,479 approaching at 12:00. 334 00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:14,804 The file just started downloading. 335 00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,073 - How much time do we have? - I don't know, 336 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,440 - but he's a polka dotter. - Polka Dotter... 337 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:19,310 - what does that mean? - Of the eight types of walkers? 338 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,111 Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers, 339 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:22,647 stompers... you don't know about this? 340 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,964 Nobody does, Charles. You clearly just read some weird blog post. 341 00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:27,192 First of all, Popmango.com is not a weird blog. 342 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,227 It's infotainment. 343 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:29,562 Secondly, polka dot walkers 344 00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:30,683 take short strides on their toes. 345 00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:32,194 I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now. 346 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,163 Just get out there and stall him. 347 00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:34,130 But... gah! 348 00:11:34,514 --> 00:11:36,636 Hello, bud. Boom, boom. 349 00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,138 Boom, boom. Bill. 350 00:11:38,173 --> 00:11:39,306 What are you doing back here? 351 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:40,908 This floor's closed on the weekend. 352 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:42,809 You know me, just gotta stretch my legs. 353 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,344 I'm really sore from Pilates. 354 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,045 But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates. 355 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,513 It's a pseudoscience. 356 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,783 Right, no. Pilates is the name of my 357 00:11:50,818 --> 00:11:52,485 most recent sexual partner. 358 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,620 Boom, boom! 359 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,288 Boom, boom. You seem off, man. 360 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,190 Your voice is different, you're not sucking on 361 00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:59,108 - your signature lollipop. - Right. 362 00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:01,961 I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 363 00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:03,529 Since when do you sleep in a bed? 364 00:12:03,564 --> 00:12:04,731 Why are you being so weird? 365 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,056 What are you doing back here? 366 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,729 I know what's going on. 367 00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:10,570 You're fishing for one of my patented neck massages, 368 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,488 aren't you? 369 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,440 - There's the Bill I know. - Present and accounted for. 370 00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:17,637 Now turn around and gimme me that neck. 371 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,713 You're not gonna do it from the front? 372 00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:23,537 Well, of course. I mean, that's how I do it. 373 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,289 Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom. 374 00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:30,423 Boom, boom. 375 00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:34,690 Hey, where's my eye contact? 376 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:38,298 I got the files. 377 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,832 I told you it would work. 378 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:42,567 - Wait, what's wrong? - They formed a line, Jake. 379 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:45,200 They formed a line. 380 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,685 Ugh... No evidence of wrong doing in any of these files. 381 00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:53,190 Credit where credit is due, 382 00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:54,792 NutriBoom is good at criminal activity. 383 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,460 Well, they're terrible at making shakes. 384 00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:59,364 Right? The only listed ingredient is "foreign substance." 385 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,244 And the flavor is called "Almost Cherry." 386 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,935 And I can't stop drinking it. 387 00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:06,302 This is interesting. There's a major transaction 388 00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:07,670 - on June 10th. - My dad's birthday! 389 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,206 You really think that's what I thought 390 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,641 - was interesting about it? - I don't know. 391 00:13:10,676 --> 00:13:12,476 It's a payment for 100 grand to ScepterCore. 392 00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,445 Isn't that one of those black ops security firms 393 00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:16,346 - that ex-SEALs worked for? - Yes, it is. 394 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,082 - And on June 10th... - My dad's birthday. 395 00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:20,279 Are you just trying to get me to remember your dad's birthday now? 396 00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:21,287 I mean, it wouldn't kill you to call. 397 00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:22,683 We don't have time to talk about this. 398 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,653 Your dad's birthday is the same day 399 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,323 that Debbie Stovelman went missing last year. 400 00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:27,992 I bet the payment is a paper trail 401 00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:30,094 for the hit Stovelman took out on his wife. 402 00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:31,595 This just became a murder case. 403 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,597 Maybe, but it's not enough to open an investigation. 404 00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:35,833 Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous. 405 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,480 - We just have to get to him. - Oh, no. 406 00:13:37,836 --> 00:13:39,136 Do I have to go as Bill again? 407 00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:40,337 No, don't worry. He isn't big enough 408 00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:41,939 to earn face time with the founder. 409 00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:43,589 We have to take this to the highest level. 410 00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:45,771 Jay Chandrasekhar! 411 00:13:46,912 --> 00:13:48,345 Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'! 412 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,681 - Oh, you're welcome. - I said, for nothin'. 413 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:52,683 Your boring story didn't work. 414 00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:55,986 So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans. 415 00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:58,889 The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian... 416 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:01,892 Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits? 417 00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,405 Because I love the Bering. 418 00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:06,196 We talked about bodies of water for hours. 419 00:14:06,231 --> 00:14:08,933 Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy. 420 00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:10,200 Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this, 421 00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:11,702 but you should just do what I used to do 422 00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:13,470 - when I needed to escape you. - What did you do? 423 00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:15,306 Literally escape you. Always be on the move. 424 00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:16,607 Never be static. Like a shark. 425 00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:18,075 That way he can't catch your attention. 426 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,277 That's right! That is what we did. 427 00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:22,012 - But you all did that? - Mm-hmm. 428 00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,048 Okay, but Rosa, how did you... 429 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,197 Rosa? W-where did she... 430 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,350 Damn, you guys are good. 431 00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:32,156 There he is. How did you know he'd be at this coffee shop? 432 00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:34,391 "US Weekly." He's pictured here all the time. 433 00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:35,993 He's coming out. All right, look, 434 00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,160 this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep. 435 00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:39,563 But if we apply enough pressure, we may get him to crack. 436 00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:40,631 Copy that. 437 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:41,898 Hi, excuse me. 438 00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,434 Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you 439 00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,035 - about NutriBoom. - All right! 440 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,804 - Boom, boom, guys. - Boom, boom! 441 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,106 - We're with the NYPD. - Oh, my God. Seriously? 442 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,161 You guys have to save me. 443 00:14:50,197 --> 00:14:51,308 - Can you get me out? - What's that now? 444 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,879 NutriBoom is a scam and a cult. 445 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:54,345 - They've ruined my life. - Really? 446 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,913 You look so happy in the videos. 447 00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:57,744 You'd pretend to be happy too if you knew what they did to me. 448 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,649 - Testicular torture? - Yeah. 449 00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:01,051 - Ohh. - Look, 450 00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:02,619 we have reason to believe David Stovelman 451 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:03,787 murdered his wife, Debbie. 452 00:15:03,822 --> 00:15:05,089 - Yeah, duh! - All right, Jay. 453 00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:06,523 - Try to remain calm, here. - Sorry. 454 00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,025 - I'm just so scarred. - Right, 455 00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,427 from the nard torture. 456 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:11,196 Look, we have evidence that could tie David 457 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:12,966 to his wife's death, but we need your help 458 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,859 - to get to him. - Yeah, I'll do whatever you want. 459 00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:16,381 You have no idea how terrible they are. 460 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,335 Trust me, I do. They took ten grand from me. 461 00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:20,136 Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog. 462 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:21,572 Okay, well, no need to compare stakes. 463 00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,407 Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000. 464 00:15:23,442 --> 00:15:24,808 You can't put a price on life. 465 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,894 You're absolutely right. Thank you so much for your help, sir. 466 00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:29,079 - Sergeant? - Aah! 467 00:15:29,114 --> 00:15:30,214 I need to tell you something. 468 00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:31,648 Great. Can't wait to hear it. 469 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,350 First, could you pass that thing over there? 470 00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,724 Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't... 471 00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:38,040 Sergeant? 472 00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:40,171 - Sergeant! - Oh, hey. 473 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:44,755 Sergeant? 474 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,013 Sergeant? 475 00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:53,622 Okay. 476 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:56,767 Let's finally get these shelves up. 477 00:15:58,031 --> 00:16:00,265 Goes perfect. 478 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,647 Ohh! Oh, no. 479 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,469 Oh, there you are. 480 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:07,151 I was trying to tell you not to use that wall. 481 00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:08,737 It has water damage. 482 00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:10,760 Noted. 483 00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:14,324 So Stovelman will pick up Jay and take him to lunch. 484 00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:16,160 We trail them, and then when they get comfortable, 485 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:17,828 ambush 'em with the intel about his wife. 486 00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:20,764 Wow. I can't believe we're working a sting operation 487 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,199 - with a celebrity. - I know. 488 00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:23,634 I feel like we're in "Oceans 11." 489 00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:24,701 You're such a Clooney. 490 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,403 - Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. - Wow. 491 00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:28,628 Just skipped right over Pitt and Damon, huh? 492 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,674 - I've been good! - Oh, no! 493 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,743 - Those are NutriCore guys. - They're taking Jay! 494 00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:34,777 It's not a pick up. It's a throw in. 495 00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:36,847 - Where's Jay? - Hey, Bill. 496 00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:38,282 - Boom, boom! - No boom, boom. 497 00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:40,350 - I am not Bill. - Look, we're with the NYPD. 498 00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:43,053 We saw two NutriCore thugs kidnap Jay and bring him here. 499 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,855 - Now where is he? - Bill, you're a cop! 500 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,890 - No, I am not Bill! - If you don't cooperate, 501 00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:48,725 we'll consider you an accessory to this crime. 502 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,227 I don't know what you mean by crime. 503 00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:51,528 Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with 504 00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:53,397 some nutrition specialists in the basement. 505 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,165 You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill. 506 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,867 I will see for myself, but I am not Bill. 507 00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,135 - Good one, Bill. - Oh! 508 00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,188 Get out of here. 509 00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:02,372 - Jay! Oh, my God. - Boom, boom, guys! 510 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:04,274 What? We saw them take you. Are you okay? 511 00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:05,843 What are you talking about? 512 00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,345 - Oh, the van thing? - Yeah, Jay. The van thing. 513 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,847 Those are just my friends from NutriBoom. 514 00:17:09,882 --> 00:17:11,648 They were worried about my amino acid levels, 515 00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:14,513 so they rushed me straight here to give me more or less of them. 516 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:15,886 Why are you talking like that? 517 00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:16,958 What did they do to you? 518 00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:18,255 Oh, I see. 519 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,264 They gave you back your dog. 520 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,924 No, they found my dog. 521 00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:23,093 He was wandering around a park for a year. 522 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,028 Come on, man. Pull it together. 523 00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,363 These people are evil, remember? 524 00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:28,031 David Stovelman murdered his wife. 525 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,392 You mean me? 526 00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:32,295 - Debbie Stovelman. - Boom, boom. 527 00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:34,871 She is happy, healthy and alive. 528 00:17:39,154 --> 00:17:41,263 Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say 529 00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,723 sorry about the hole in the wall. 530 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,158 I've already called maintenance. 531 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,659 - Okay. Anything else? - God, you're good. 532 00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:46,994 You saw right through me. 533 00:17:47,029 --> 00:17:48,233 I failed as a manager. 534 00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:51,465 I couldn't deal with this overeager officer who kept pestering me. 535 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,267 - Ohh, you have an... - Amy. 536 00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:55,436 Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today. 537 00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,037 Well, you should've come to me. 538 00:17:57,274 --> 00:17:58,708 I know exactly what it's like to be you. 539 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,940 You used to be an Amy? 540 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,203 No, I never had your level of insecurity. 541 00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:04,048 I was referring to managing an Amy. 542 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,547 Of course. Well, I'm not sure there's anything left to try. 543 00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:07,848 No matter what I did, 544 00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:09,517 he just kept interrupting me 545 00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:10,918 with all his own ideas. 546 00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,152 - Were they good ideas? - I don't know. 547 00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:13,551 I didn't listen to them. 548 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,530 Damn. 549 00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,015 Did you just solve it that easily? 550 00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:20,668 Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure. 551 00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:22,696 - Because an Amy is a tool. - I'm a tool? 552 00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:24,460 Yes, you're a massive tool. 553 00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:26,299 You're useful and valuable. 554 00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:28,663 Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes 555 00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:30,433 because they have such strong ideas. 556 00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:32,569 But you should always listen to an Amy 557 00:18:32,605 --> 00:18:34,341 because they will only make you better. 558 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,854 At least, that's my experience. 559 00:18:38,995 --> 00:18:40,100 Thank you, sir. 560 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,880 Jay, would you please excuse us. 561 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,616 I believe there's a brand new motorcycle 562 00:18:44,652 --> 00:18:46,085 with your name on it upstairs. 563 00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:47,654 You guys are the best. 564 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,423 Thanks for bringing my dog back. 565 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,124 He looks almost exactly the same. 566 00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:52,893 - Come on. - Boom, boom, Jake. 567 00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:54,962 - Boom, boom, Charles. - Boom, boom, Jay. 568 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:55,996 What's going on here? 569 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,964 - I thought you were murdered. - I was never dead. 570 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,467 Then what was that 100k payment to ScepterCore for? 571 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,369 It was to get you off the grid. 572 00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:04,171 Because the Feds were investigating you. 573 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,106 You can't indict someone who doesn't exist. 574 00:19:06,141 --> 00:19:07,407 So you're still working for NutriBoom? 575 00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:09,977 Working for? I am NutriBoom. 576 00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:12,980 Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time. 577 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:15,415 I want you to leave me and my company alone. 578 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,251 Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive 579 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,518 and I bet the Feds would be interested 580 00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:19,720 - in knowing that, too. - Maybe, 581 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:20,689 but the fact remains, 582 00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,292 I haven't committed any crimes... 583 00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,590 that anyone can prove. 584 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,425 So you can try your luck with the Feds. 585 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,927 Or you can get your money back and go on 586 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,228 that expensive honeymoon. 587 00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:29,529 How do you know about my honeymoon? 588 00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:31,486 - I know everything. - Oh, really? 589 00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:34,273 Because you don't know about my big ass moral compass. 590 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:36,982 Damn! 591 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,693 I'm going to the Feds, and you're going down. 592 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,610 Also, can you tell us how to get out of here? 593 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:45,378 This place is a real maze. 594 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:47,381 Oh, Officer Jennings? 595 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,548 Can I speak to you for a minute? 596 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,750 Of course. Nothing I like more 597 00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,218 than one-on-one time with my boss. 598 00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:52,853 Wow, it's like staring in a mirror. 599 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,254 - What? - Nothing. 600 00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:55,923 Listen, I wanna apologize. 601 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,293 I ignored your ideas and that was a mistake. 602 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,894 Please, tell me your suggestions 603 00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:02,362 - for the filing system. - It's actually 604 00:20:02,397 --> 00:20:04,731 five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions. 605 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,566 - And I... - After the briefing. 606 00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,790 Ohh. Copy that. 607 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,837 All right, listen up, squad. 608 00:20:10,872 --> 00:20:12,539 We had increased criminal activity 609 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,840 in the park last night, so we'll be 610 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,509 doubling our patrols there today. 611 00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:18,648 After the meeting, I will be handing out new... 612 00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:25,785 assignments. 613 00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:28,675 Oh, my God, I did it. 614 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,191 The Feds said our intel could help them 615 00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:32,592 maybe take down Stovelman someday, 616 00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:35,095 - but they didn't sound hopeful. - Well, I'm glad 617 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,363 - you did the right thing. - Really? 618 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:37,798 Even though it means we now have no money 619 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,433 - for a decent honeymoon? - It's hard not to 620 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:40,867 say a really corny thing right now 621 00:20:40,902 --> 00:20:42,669 about how every day's a honeymoon with you. 622 00:20:42,704 --> 00:20:45,138 Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it. 623 00:20:45,173 --> 00:20:46,967 Which is very embarrassing for you. 624 00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,631 Jake, don't freak out. 625 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,934 There's a really creepy guy spying on us. 626 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,715 Oh, no, no, no. 627 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,416 That's just Phil from NutraBoom. 628 00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:57,993 He'll be intimidating us from now on. 629 00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,820 There's an evil corporation hell-bent on destroying us. 630 00:21:00,856 --> 00:21:02,682 Hi, Phil! Boom, boom! 631 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,833 Say, "Boom, boom," darling. 632 00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:05,800 Boom, boom.