1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:01,125 Hey, y'all. 2 00:00:01,150 --> 00:00:03,420 So, tonight I'm wearing my jasmine brandy lip plump. 3 00:00:03,445 --> 00:00:04,678 And y'all can use a discount code to get it, 4 00:00:04,709 --> 00:00:08,460 so you can be... mwah... twinkling like your girl here. 5 00:00:08,501 --> 00:00:11,460 And what better way to bust it out than a night with my girls? 6 00:00:11,501 --> 00:00:12,876 This is my girl Van. 7 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:13,854 Say hi, Van. 8 00:00:14,606 --> 00:00:15,972 That's Van. 9 00:00:16,590 --> 00:00:19,527 She cute or whatever, and I need a new Netflix password, 10 00:00:19,629 --> 00:00:21,328 so hook a girl up. 11 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,396 All right, bye. 12 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:23,464 No free pictures. 13 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,699 Anyway, y'all stay tuned. 14 00:00:25,801 --> 00:00:28,369 'Cause tonight the stars are gonna be out. 15 00:00:30,473 --> 00:00:32,306 I dropped this phone in the tub with Lottie, 16 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:34,388 and now it just does not hold a charge. 17 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:36,542 Uh-uh, no, we not talking about Lottie, 18 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:38,456 we not talking about children, we talking about liquor, 19 00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:39,708 - we talking about... - Liquor. 20 00:00:39,709 --> 00:00:41,460 - ? Lick 'em and stick 'em ? - ? Lick 'em ? 21 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,792 - ? Stick 'em ? - And... - Uh-uh. 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,627 - ? Stick 'em. ? - Tammi, you keep talking like that, 23 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:46,249 you're gonna have child number two tonight. 24 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,042 Uh-uh. 25 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:49,417 - She is. - I got an IUD to block them K-I-Ds. 26 00:00:49,525 --> 00:00:50,854 IUD? 27 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,752 You know what, though? Them IUDs work. 28 00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:53,948 You know what? Y'all nasty. 29 00:00:53,973 --> 00:00:55,362 'Cause I changed my shit up after Lottie. 30 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:57,031 You know what I'm saying? 31 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,709 Don't get that copper IUD, 32 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:00,876 - 'cause that makes your periods worse. - What? 33 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:02,877 - Wait, no, it does? - I'm good. 34 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,293 Mm-hmm. - What ever happened to condoms? 35 00:01:05,485 --> 00:01:06,651 Bitch, how old are you? 36 00:01:06,676 --> 00:01:08,342 - Really. Damn! - You're still using condoms? 37 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,376 Are you in high school? 38 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:11,271 You know what? 39 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:13,866 I don't have kids, and I also don't have HPV, trick. 40 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:16,417 Oh! Really, y'all gonna play me like that? 41 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:17,840 Put that in your condom and fuck it. 42 00:01:17,865 --> 00:01:20,287 Oh, okay, so DJ said that he's going to meet us 43 00:01:20,389 --> 00:01:21,355 and escort us through and everything, 44 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:22,456 so we don't look like groupies. 45 00:01:22,558 --> 00:01:23,557 Mm. 46 00:01:23,659 --> 00:01:26,293 - What the...? - You know what? 47 00:01:26,395 --> 00:01:28,163 What is your deal with DJ, actually? 48 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:29,796 DJ, girl, that's... He's a tour barber. 49 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:32,001 - He's nothing. - So, what, you just stringing him along 50 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,186 for an invite to Drake's party? 51 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:36,001 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, no, I'm not stringing him along. 52 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:38,339 I actually only talk business with DJ. 53 00:01:38,441 --> 00:01:40,529 So, did you send him selfies? Yes or no. 54 00:01:41,021 --> 00:01:43,318 I might've sent him one or two selfies. Dang. 55 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:45,974 So you sent him one or two pictures of your breasts. 56 00:01:46,013 --> 00:01:48,027 First of all, my breasts are already on Tumblr, 57 00:01:48,052 --> 00:01:49,334 so he could've already seen it. And I only sent him 58 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,584 - half a nipple... that don't count. - Oh. 59 00:01:50,686 --> 00:01:52,453 Oh, okay, so he would've saw them eventually, 60 00:01:52,555 --> 00:01:54,521 because I know you didn't have on no business clothes. 61 00:01:54,546 --> 00:01:56,667 Everybody can't be a nun like you, Nadine. 62 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:59,025 If I'm gonna chase anybody, y'all, 63 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:01,548 it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh! 64 00:02:01,573 --> 00:02:03,298 'Cause you know, I've always had a crush on Aubrey. 65 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:04,584 - Uh, you and all the other groupies. - Aubrey? 66 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,418 - What are you talking about? - Aubrey. 67 00:02:06,535 --> 00:02:08,235 - You don't know him. - Girl. 68 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,081 - He is fine. - Fine. 69 00:02:11,188 --> 00:02:13,006 And he looks like he would make a great father. 70 00:02:13,031 --> 00:02:15,342 Van! Van, do you hear this madness? 71 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,584 What are we... what are y'all talking about? 72 00:02:16,626 --> 00:02:17,709 You know what? I don't even care; 73 00:02:17,751 --> 00:02:18,377 I need a photo with Drake, 74 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:19,667 because my Instagram is weak as fuck. 75 00:02:19,749 --> 00:02:21,782 - What are you talking about? - I'm just being real. My shit... 76 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:24,293 - look, I got Lottie, Lottie, Lottie... - Chicken. 77 00:02:24,387 --> 00:02:25,552 Lottie, me... chicken... 78 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,421 I know exactly which one you're talking about... 79 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,446 - Uh-huh. - Lottie, Lottie, Earn. 80 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:30,251 Delete the Earn. 81 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:32,334 Oh, yeah, so we can replace Earn with Drake. 82 00:02:32,461 --> 00:02:34,595 Right. 83 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,084 - Y'all really think this dress is okay? - Mm-hmm. 84 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,271 I think it looks good on you... It's fine. 85 00:02:39,296 --> 00:02:40,871 Look, we got to go, okay? 86 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:41,635 Let's have one more shot. 87 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,237 Do y'all think I should smoke tonight? 88 00:02:43,339 --> 00:02:44,305 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! 89 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:46,010 Oh, my God! 90 00:02:48,028 --> 00:02:50,177 To partying with my girls. 91 00:02:50,279 --> 00:02:52,246 And IUDs. 92 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,482 - Mmm. - Mmm. 93 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:08,155 You are not a better driver after a few drinks. 94 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,501 - I'm a good driver. - No, you ain't. 95 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:13,115 - Um, Candice. - Next time we smoke and drive. 96 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:16,069 Candi, you sure we in the right place? 97 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,462 Yeah. Yeah, this is it. 98 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:19,697 - There's nobody here. - This looks a little sus. 99 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,009 No, no, there's gonna be a shuttle that comes. 100 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,001 - I'm freezing. - I'm losing my buzz. 101 00:03:24,119 --> 00:03:25,328 Where is everybody? 102 00:03:25,353 --> 00:03:27,088 - Okay, stop complaining. - We're in the woods, girl. 103 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:28,876 Follow me. Follow me. 104 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,877 Thi-This way. Follow me. 105 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:32,960 Where in the world? 106 00:03:33,054 --> 00:03:34,422 You should've wore pants. 107 00:03:34,873 --> 00:03:36,140 You should not be down here in this... 108 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:37,932 - Who this nigga? - Yo, uh, happy New Year. 109 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,166 - Ha-Happy New Year. - Right. 110 00:03:39,269 --> 00:03:41,135 Hey, y'all going to that Drake theme party, right? 111 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:42,904 I-I got this pizza for him. 112 00:03:43,006 --> 00:03:43,886 Like, right here. 113 00:03:43,911 --> 00:03:46,084 - Cool. - Y'all have the address? 114 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,525 Yo, give me the address, y'all can have some, 115 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:48,986 but this pizza has to go inside him. 116 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:50,626 - Oh, oh, the shuttle's over here. - He needs it. 117 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:51,760 - What kind of pizza? - This is good pizza. 118 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,126 Hey, no, we don't want your pizza... bye. 119 00:03:54,132 --> 00:03:56,572 Wha... No, no... You got to put me on, though. 120 00:03:56,597 --> 00:03:58,119 Put me on... I got music, too. 121 00:03:58,221 --> 00:03:59,619 Like, we could... we could work just together. 122 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:01,055 Put me on. You... come on, bruh! 123 00:04:01,165 --> 00:04:02,447 Don't leave me out. 124 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:04,773 Don't leave me out... 125 00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:06,969 It's locked. 126 00:04:07,071 --> 00:04:09,038 Uh, hey. We're here for the party. 127 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,206 Candice Moxon. 128 00:04:10,385 --> 00:04:12,051 Okay, oh, all right, wait, wait, wait, um... 129 00:04:12,076 --> 00:04:14,877 7-4-3-2-9-9. 130 00:04:14,979 --> 00:04:16,112 Oh. 131 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,114 - Ooh. - Yes. 132 00:04:18,566 --> 00:04:20,165 Let's go see Drake. 133 00:04:28,681 --> 00:04:30,693 Damn. 134 00:04:45,496 --> 00:04:47,743 Hey, are you okay? 135 00:04:49,881 --> 00:04:51,981 I'm just so happy. 136 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:54,884 Y'all pretty. 137 00:04:55,215 --> 00:04:56,986 I'm-a take y'all home with me. 138 00:05:00,587 --> 00:05:02,969 Just kidding. 139 00:05:29,307 --> 00:05:30,273 Let's go, ladies. 140 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:31,638 Gather round, gather round. 141 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,067 Come on. 142 00:05:34,859 --> 00:05:35,825 We don't have all night. 143 00:05:35,927 --> 00:05:37,360 File out. 144 00:05:38,557 --> 00:05:39,862 - Oh, my God. - Good evening. 145 00:05:39,887 --> 00:05:40,896 Welcome to paradise. 146 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:42,669 IDs out. 147 00:05:42,694 --> 00:05:44,665 If you are here in response to the video shoot, 148 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,385 please proceed with your Ethiopian passport 149 00:05:46,436 --> 00:05:47,712 to the photo booth 150 00:05:47,751 --> 00:05:50,001 - to receive your name tag and your costume. - Okay. 151 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:51,974 This is a residential home. 152 00:05:52,076 --> 00:05:53,776 Keep booties on at all times. 153 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,042 These are marble floors. 154 00:05:55,059 --> 00:05:58,167 - I am not wearing them booties. - By the way, happy New Year. 155 00:05:58,182 --> 00:06:00,816 Happy New Year! 156 00:06:01,371 --> 00:06:02,394 All right, who's first? 157 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:05,798 Oh. Drake invited me. 158 00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:09,735 "Drake invited me." 159 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,594 That's his signature right there. 160 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,835 Can I just... 161 00:06:19,937 --> 00:06:21,670 No, you don't have to call him. 162 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,217 I, um... 163 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,810 I was supposed to be here, not you! 164 00:06:27,912 --> 00:06:29,044 I was invited! 165 00:06:29,147 --> 00:06:32,527 I swear, I was invited! 166 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,376 ? You the, you the best ? 167 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,500 ? You the, you the... ? 168 00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:37,573 - This is my song. - This is my song. 169 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,523 Girl, every song is your song. 170 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:47,459 Look at these Instagram Stepford Wife-looking bitches. 171 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,208 Oh, look, it's Devyon Johnson. 172 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:50,428 - Wait, where? - The actor? 173 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,452 Where? 174 00:06:51,969 --> 00:06:53,035 He's cute. 175 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,771 He would be with a white girl. 176 00:06:57,275 --> 00:07:00,363 These Hollywood niggas are so cliché. 177 00:07:00,388 --> 00:07:01,554 Hey. 178 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,197 DJ! DJ... hey, DJ, baby. 179 00:07:04,222 --> 00:07:05,992 - Hi. Mwah. - Mwah. What's up, ladies? 180 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,883 DJ, next time, can you escort me? 181 00:07:07,985 --> 00:07:09,627 Because security was so mean to me. 182 00:07:09,652 --> 00:07:11,086 - Oh, yeah, I got you. - Where's Drake at? 183 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,355 - You gonna introduce us? - Oh, yeah, I want to meet Drake. 184 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,891 Uh, yeah, he's-he's floating around somewhere. 185 00:07:15,993 --> 00:07:17,126 Well, where's this room? 186 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:19,168 - This the VIP room? We want to go here. - Uh... 187 00:07:19,297 --> 00:07:20,996 Okay, okay, well... chill. 188 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:22,798 No, no, it's-it's-it's cool. 189 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,321 W-Well, I got to go DJ. 190 00:07:25,595 --> 00:07:27,600 'Cause my name is D-D-D-D-DJ. 191 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:28,704 He's funny, right? 192 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:29,492 - He's so... - No. 193 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:31,831 Get a drink, I'll hook y'all up. 194 00:07:31,832 --> 00:07:33,578 Oh. You want a gummy? 195 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:34,877 - Uh-huh. - Oh, yes. 196 00:07:34,979 --> 00:07:36,111 - I'm good, thank you. - Uh. 197 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:38,781 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh... 198 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,558 Mm-hmm, mm. 199 00:07:40,672 --> 00:07:41,861 She likes gummies. 200 00:07:41,886 --> 00:07:43,853 Take the gummy, enjoy yourself. 201 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,834 Fine. 202 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:45,876 - Mm-hmm. - Come on. 203 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:46,956 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 204 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:49,024 Well, ladies, I'm gonna go with DJ. 205 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:50,624 - Ah. - So, y'all have fun. 206 00:07:50,649 --> 00:07:51,861 - Mm. - It's a party. 207 00:07:51,963 --> 00:07:53,508 Bye, Candi. 208 00:07:53,748 --> 00:07:54,647 Look at 'em. 209 00:07:56,989 --> 00:07:58,295 Mm-mm. 210 00:07:59,014 --> 00:08:00,334 Chew. 211 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,356 Very good. 212 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:07,701 Let's go. 213 00:08:07,751 --> 00:08:10,834 - I don't like it. - Mm-mm-mm. 214 00:08:14,918 --> 00:08:17,210 ? Way up, way up ? 215 00:08:21,312 --> 00:08:24,335 ? Way up, way up ? 216 00:08:25,918 --> 00:08:28,877 ? Same old thang ? 217 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:30,752 ? Watch me do the same old thang ? 218 00:08:30,753 --> 00:08:32,834 ? If I wrote your ass a love song ? 219 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:33,918 ? Could I make it bang? ? 220 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,891 ? If I pull up with my gun drawn... ? 221 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,582 I'm so sorry. 222 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:39,166 It's okay. 223 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,251 This edible ain't kicking in fast enough 224 00:08:43,308 --> 00:08:45,624 for me to enjoy this thot-a-thon. 225 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,659 Amen. 226 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,984 Where is Devyon Johnson? 227 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,375 I just need to talk some sense into him. 228 00:08:53,391 --> 00:08:55,454 Just so he knows, you know? 229 00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:57,312 I feel weird. 230 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,770 I'm-a go find his ass. 231 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:03,381 Damn, girl, you look high as hell. 232 00:09:03,406 --> 00:09:06,578 Nadine, stay with Van. 233 00:09:09,303 --> 00:09:11,583 You seem annoyed or something. 234 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,186 - Is it Earn? - No. 235 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,889 He's out there living his life and I'm here living mine. 236 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,278 I'm just trying to get this photo with Drake. 237 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:21,827 I need to strategize. 238 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,563 Is it me? A-Are you mad at me? 239 00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:26,842 What? No. 240 00:09:27,147 --> 00:09:28,734 You're paranoid. Stop it. 241 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:33,459 Ugh! I'm just going through stuff, 242 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:36,675 and this dress is just, like... 243 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,976 I just need to calm down. 244 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:41,458 I need to have a good time and I'm just gonna relax. 245 00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:42,520 I'm gonna have a good time 246 00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:44,612 and I'm gonna have a vodka soda, please. 247 00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:47,853 Yes. Is this the police? 248 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,121 I-I need your help. 249 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:53,039 I'm at this big party at Drake's house and I'm dying. 250 00:09:53,064 --> 00:09:54,760 - I-I don't... - Who are you talking to, baby? 251 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,398 - Hello? - Help. 252 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:57,673 Did she give you an address? 253 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,897 No? Okay, bye. 254 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,832 Honey, what's wrong with you? You're just high. 255 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,067 No, I'm dying and I know it. 256 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,869 You are high and you're paranoid. 257 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,617 No, I need to go to the hospital. 258 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:07,383 No. We need to get out of this room, 259 00:10:07,459 --> 00:10:09,001 but we are not leaving. 260 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,708 Just take a sit right here, okay? 261 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,377 Why don't you lie down? You want to lie down? 262 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,209 I can't breathe right. 263 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,417 Yes, you can. Come on. 264 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:18,293 Let's lay you down. All right. 265 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:20,411 Okay. Okay. 266 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:23,113 We're gonna breathe together like in yoga. Okay? 267 00:10:23,138 --> 00:10:25,656 Shit. 268 00:10:26,622 --> 00:10:29,760 Um, okay, let's breathe. 269 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:34,431 Okay? 270 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:36,936 Okay. You keep doing that. 271 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:38,788 Breathe. I see you breathing, okay? 272 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:39,975 I'm gonna get some water. 273 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,832 Wait. DJ drugged me. 274 00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:43,965 No, no, no, no. 275 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,848 We all ate the same thing. Okay? 276 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:48,574 It's okay. Why don't you lie down again, okay? 277 00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:51,549 Um, look, it's Drake. 278 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,216 You can hang out with Drake, okay? 279 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,207 Why don't you stay with Drake? 280 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:56,800 I'm-a be right back. Okay? All right. 281 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:03,970 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 282 00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:05,908 - I'm so sorry. - It-It's all good. 283 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,947 - I mean, I... - I'm sorry. 284 00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:08,299 I was all in the way. 285 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,235 No, I'm sorry. I... 286 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,241 Um, do you know where I can find, 287 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:17,102 like, a water or something non-alcoholic or like... 288 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,263 Voilà. 289 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,479 Wow. Thank you. 290 00:11:22,865 --> 00:11:24,676 You got a bathroom in there, too? 291 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,098 I think I could help you out with that. 292 00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:28,385 Oh, okay. 293 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:31,288 Um... um... 294 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:34,391 I'm Brandon, by the way. 295 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,859 Oh, I'm Van. 296 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:38,454 - It's-it's nice to meet you. - Yeah, you, too. 297 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:40,079 - Nice to meet you. - Pretty smile. 298 00:11:40,104 --> 00:11:42,299 Thank you. 299 00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:45,918 Um... I got to go. 300 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,462 My friend is kind of freaking out. 301 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:49,335 I needed to bring her this water, so... 302 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,626 I mean, is-is everything okay? 303 00:11:50,651 --> 00:11:52,892 I mean, do you need some help? I can, I can follow you. 304 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:55,168 - Um, yeah, sure. Okay. - Yeah? 305 00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:56,418 Yeah. Um... 306 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,234 she's pretty high, though, so... 307 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250 - Yeah? - I don't want you to... 308 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,193 Sure she'll be all right with that water. 309 00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:02,863 Where the hell did she go? 310 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,959 Oh, was she here? What she look like? 311 00:12:04,989 --> 00:12:07,890 Nadine! Shit. 312 00:12:10,148 --> 00:12:13,349 Shit. My phone is dead. 313 00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:15,407 - Nadine! - Look, don't worry. I got you. 314 00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:17,353 I know a place downstairs you can charge your phone 315 00:12:17,378 --> 00:12:19,805 next to a pretty dope bathroom. 316 00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:21,180 - All right? Yeah. - Really? 317 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,842 - Oh, my God. Okay. - No fear, no fear, no fear. 318 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,216 - Thank you. - I got you. I got you. 319 00:12:24,318 --> 00:12:25,384 She's gonna get us all arrested. 320 00:12:25,486 --> 00:12:27,152 Yeah, just right this way, right down here. 321 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:29,388 Okay. 322 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,992 - Oh, my gosh. - Don't trip. 323 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,439 That's a... that's a really nice dress. 324 00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:38,998 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah, of course. 325 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,232 - Thank you. - It's perfect. 326 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:42,959 Wow, so this is, like, his studio? 327 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:45,446 - Yeah, it, uh, looks that way. - Damn. 328 00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:48,107 Uh-huh. 329 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,572 There's, uh, the power strip. 330 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:53,697 Oh, thank you. 331 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:57,971 So you, um, you work with Drake? 332 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:02,087 Nah, uh, Drake's nutritionist is my cousin. 333 00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:03,956 - Oh. - Yeah, Coop. 334 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,250 - Oh, cool. Cool. - Yeah. 335 00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:09,071 But how'd you know about his studio down here, then? 336 00:13:10,132 --> 00:13:12,038 No, you know... I just, uh... 337 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:16,733 I got here at, like, 8:00, so I just walked around. 338 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,971 Nobody was here, so... 339 00:13:19,073 --> 00:13:20,957 - Checked out the rooms. - Uh-huh. 340 00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:24,086 - Saw what was in 'em. - With your friends? 341 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,661 Friends? Nah. 342 00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:29,882 But you're my friend. 343 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:37,959 Okay. Um... I need to use the bathroom. 344 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:39,608 I'm gonna charge my phone in there. 345 00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:42,133 Great. Let me just... let me show you where it is. 346 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,724 Okay. 347 00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:47,099 Here. Let-let me show you. It's right over here. 348 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,101 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 349 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,624 - Right here. - Thank you. 350 00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:53,372 - Oh, I got it. Thank you. - You got it? 351 00:13:53,474 --> 00:13:55,274 - Yeah. Thank you, though. - All right. You're welcome. 352 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,810 I-I-I'll just... I'll wait here. 353 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,022 Ugh. Okay! 354 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,906 You good? 355 00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:04,083 Uh, yeah, I'm good. 356 00:14:04,185 --> 00:14:05,710 You need anything? 357 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,125 You know what? No. 358 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,750 Okay, some toilet paper or...? 359 00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:13,959 Uh, why don't you go get us some weed? 360 00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:16,342 Weed, right. 361 00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:18,163 Yeah, I can... I can, I can find that. 362 00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:22,234 Um, yeah. Uh... are you... are you hungry? 363 00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:24,069 You want any food while I'm at it? A d... a drink? 364 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:27,039 - T-Tequila? - Um, like, food? 365 00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:28,892 Maybe some water. 366 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,275 Okay. All right. I'll be right back. 367 00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:32,598 - Okay. - Right back. 368 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:33,522 Take your time. 369 00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:37,722 Okay, just... 370 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,709 Drake? 371 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,043 Hello? 372 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,918 Smells nice. 373 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:12,168 Oh, my God. 374 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:34,627 Is this real? 375 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,310 No. 376 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,667 No, it is not. 377 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:47,220 Hmm. Have you heard of Bostrom's simulation argument? 378 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,519 No. 379 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,984 Basically, it just states that, uh, future civilizations 380 00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:55,720 must have immense computing power 381 00:16:56,134 --> 00:16:57,734 and that if even a fraction of this 382 00:16:57,759 --> 00:17:00,035 were to run ancestral simulation, 383 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:02,751 there's a high probability that it would be indistinguishable 384 00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:07,465 from reality to the simulated ancestor, i.e. us. 385 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:09,634 What? 386 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:12,193 You're a simulation. 387 00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:14,499 - Oh. - Like a Sim. 388 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,676 There is someone controlling your every movement. 389 00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:21,793 Yeah, I don't even like apples. 390 00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:26,217 Can you help me stop thinking? 391 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:29,621 Perhaps. 392 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,624 Catch. 393 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,467 Is she real? 394 00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:46,083 Real fake. 395 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,474 I knew it. 396 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,834 ? Boy ain't slept in 40 days ? 397 00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:53,369 ? Rain, hail, sleet, snow ? 398 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,149 ? Even when it's dark or sunny, man ? 399 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,748 ? I ain't got nothing left to lose ? 400 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,716 ? First time I seen all I could gain ? 401 00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:00,585 ? So I beat the street, just my feet ? 402 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,917 ? Look how far I came ? 403 00:18:02,022 --> 00:18:05,077 ? Up from unpopular lame, but now I'm a popular name ? 404 00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,868 ? See these niggas ain't paid the cost ? 405 00:18:06,893 --> 00:18:08,679 ? We both rap, they awful, I'm awe... ? 406 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,834 _ 407 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,168 ? Been on that fuck-a-nigga shit ? 408 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,876 ? Take a nigga bitch and then I pass her to the clique ? 409 00:19:18,902 --> 00:19:21,581 ? I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch ? 410 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:22,918 ? I just get 'em for the bros ? 411 00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,205 ? I'm just worried 'bout them chips ? 412 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,979 ? I'm a shot call, little nigga ? 413 00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,669 ? I'm-a stay wild, hot nigga ? 414 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,001 ? I belong in a dog pound ? 415 00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:32,677 ? Shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... ? 416 00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:36,648 Yeah, I'm staring at you. Ho. 417 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,728 Is there a problem? 418 00:19:39,753 --> 00:19:40,952 Not really! 419 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,855 You're saddled over there with your black man accessory, 420 00:19:43,957 --> 00:19:47,792 and I'm just tired of that story, to be honest. 421 00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:52,147 It's basic, but that's just me, personally. 422 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,186 Okay. 423 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,376 ? Stop it, niggas knowin'... ? 424 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,271 Maybe I'm just a good woman. 425 00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:00,495 Huh?! 426 00:20:01,341 --> 00:20:03,675 Like, a good girlfriend? 427 00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:07,078 Maybe I add value to his life? 428 00:20:08,221 --> 00:20:10,883 I've been with him since he was doing community theater. 429 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:12,850 I cooked. I cleaned. 430 00:20:12,952 --> 00:20:15,611 I've had his back from the very beginning. 431 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:17,789 I've always supported him. 432 00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:21,568 Maybe two good people found each other, 433 00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:24,004 and I'm a good woman who found a good man. 434 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,607 ? I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch... ? 435 00:20:27,632 --> 00:20:29,352 Bitch, don't even act like you don't know 436 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:30,576 what's going on out here! 437 00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:32,904 You got all the advantages in the world to be a good woman. 438 00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:34,806 You can afford to invest early. 439 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:36,074 I ain't got time to be sitting out here 440 00:20:36,176 --> 00:20:38,614 with no community-theater-ass nigga for eight years 441 00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:40,812 and wishing on a goddamn star. Uh-uh. 442 00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:42,914 There are plenty, plenty, plenty, plenty 443 00:20:43,016 --> 00:20:45,850 of good, black women, but you don't see Brad Pitt 444 00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:48,595 trying to date Shonda Rhimes. No! 445 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:53,392 No. No. Type "beautiful woman" in Google Images, honey. 446 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:54,861 Then you can talk to me. 447 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,595 ? I'm a shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... ? 448 00:20:58,183 --> 00:20:59,530 I just love Devyon. 449 00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:00,898 Bitch, I love him, too! 450 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,967 ? Little nigga, I'm-a stay wild ? 451 00:21:03,069 --> 00:21:05,570 ? Hot nigga, I belong in a dog pound... ? 452 00:21:05,672 --> 00:21:09,592 Okay, um, thank you. 453 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,751 ? That's a no-no ? 454 00:21:10,829 --> 00:21:12,910 ? Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze ? 455 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:15,657 ? Loaded up, still bouncin' with that .44... ? 456 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:18,026 Sorry. 457 00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:20,768 ? Never give a bitch yo' phone, that's a no-no ? 458 00:21:20,942 --> 00:21:24,210 ? Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze. ? 459 00:21:33,951 --> 00:21:35,599 Hi? 460 00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:47,191 Hi. I'm sorry. 461 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:50,517 Um... I'm lost. 462 00:21:51,449 --> 00:21:52,917 I need to get to the party. 463 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:55,486 Um, or to the main part of the house. 464 00:21:58,791 --> 00:21:59,890 With Drake? 465 00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:02,704 Drake. Drake no está. 466 00:22:06,511 --> 00:22:10,613 Oh. Um... 467 00:22:10,784 --> 00:22:14,198 I don't really, um... 468 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,773 ¿El avión? 469 00:22:16,308 --> 00:22:17,619 Yo soy su abuelo. 470 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,915 Are you Drake's abuelo? 471 00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:21,486 Sí. Abuelo. 472 00:22:21,534 --> 00:22:23,656 Oh, my God. You're his grandpa. 473 00:22:23,681 --> 00:22:25,950 Sí. Abuelo. 474 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:31,918 No. Mm-mm. I don't speak Spanish. 475 00:22:31,953 --> 00:22:35,162 No hablas español. But it's nice to meet you. 476 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,168 You want me to look at that? 477 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,751 Hold up. Drake's not here? 478 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:02,293 Yeah, you got to get low in front and high. 479 00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:05,581 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Hey. $20. All right. 480 00:23:05,606 --> 00:23:07,473 Look, we got this right here. 481 00:23:07,575 --> 00:23:10,242 Drake bowtie. Straight off the tux from the Oscars. 482 00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:11,520 - What's up? - Get low. 483 00:23:11,545 --> 00:23:13,153 What the fuck is going on in here? 484 00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,085 Oh, how you doing? 485 00:23:14,129 --> 00:23:16,417 We got $20 per selfie. 486 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:18,793 It'll get you 10,000 followers, guaranteed. 487 00:23:18,876 --> 00:23:19,794 Mm-hmm. 488 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,987 The line starts there, sweetie. 489 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:26,278 Hold up. You're telling me all these girls 490 00:23:26,303 --> 00:23:28,872 have been posting fake photos on Instagram all night? 491 00:23:28,897 --> 00:23:31,069 Look, they're real to everyone else. 492 00:23:31,094 --> 00:23:33,277 I mean, this your best option, anyway. 493 00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:35,611 You thought you was gonna have a meaningful convo with Drake 494 00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:37,460 - or some shit? - You was gonna come to the party, 495 00:23:37,572 --> 00:23:39,822 ask for a pic and post it on the Gram, 496 00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:41,473 so here you go. 497 00:23:41,576 --> 00:23:44,109 - You're welcome. - $20. 498 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:45,315 Line's right there. 499 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,680 Or $30, hold on. 500 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,834 And you get these free Puma slides. 501 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:52,423 What's up? 502 00:23:52,545 --> 00:23:54,145 What you want to do? 503 00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:03,417 Girl, she ain't real. 504 00:24:03,431 --> 00:24:06,072 - Come on, cutie. Who next? - Hey. 505 00:24:06,097 --> 00:24:09,216 Stars are just a projection of what's actually already 506 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,834 - inside of your mind. - Drake. 507 00:24:14,638 --> 00:24:15,837 Darius? 508 00:24:15,986 --> 00:24:18,193 Oh, hey, Van. 509 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,479 Why are you here? 510 00:24:20,857 --> 00:24:23,515 Oh, actually we were just talking about that. 511 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:26,271 It's basically, really just... 512 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:29,834 No, I meant the party. Is Earn with you? 513 00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:34,210 No, but I know Drake's chef, Guillermo, 514 00:24:34,235 --> 00:24:36,622 from the glorious days of pick-up soccer. 515 00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:38,741 But how did we get here? 516 00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:41,600 Oh, see, that's an even harder one, actually. 517 00:24:41,903 --> 00:24:43,942 - It all start... - No, shut up. 518 00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:46,012 Candice drove us here. 519 00:24:47,441 --> 00:24:52,111 And then she ditched us for T-Pain's party. 520 00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:54,049 That sucks. 521 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:57,087 You okay? 522 00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:01,238 I think so. 523 00:25:01,489 --> 00:25:04,398 Me and Darius figured out that I am nothing. 524 00:25:04,792 --> 00:25:06,626 We're all nothing. 525 00:25:06,647 --> 00:25:08,968 It's a simulation, Van. 526 00:25:10,498 --> 00:25:12,288 It's all fake. 527 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:17,136 You're right. 528 00:25:17,238 --> 00:25:18,404 It's all fake. 529 00:25:18,506 --> 00:25:21,306 There's no Drake. 530 00:25:21,409 --> 00:25:24,476 So don't ruin your high and just enjoy yourself. 531 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:30,085 Hmm. You're such a good friend. 532 00:25:31,481 --> 00:25:34,185 Hey. Hey. 533 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,588 Hey, y'all. They kicking everybody out. 534 00:25:36,966 --> 00:25:39,489 And, Van, what the hell do you got on? 535 00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:41,911 Come on, y'all. 536 00:25:41,918 --> 00:25:44,085 How are we getting home? 537 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:05,167 Drake's Mexican. 538 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:15,612 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com -