1 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,637 Previously on "Imposters"... 2 00:00:17,639 --> 00:00:18,905 Mazel tov! 3 00:00:19,426 --> 00:00:20,707 Ava, honey? 4 00:00:23,579 --> 00:00:24,845 Yeah, I... I think we've been robbed. 5 00:00:24,847 --> 00:00:26,847 Um... 6 00:00:29,218 --> 00:00:30,517 Hi, Ez. 7 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:32,819 - You must be very confused. - _ 8 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:35,589 You will never see me again. 9 00:00:35,591 --> 00:00:36,857 There's a problem with your wife. 10 00:00:36,859 --> 00:00:38,658 - May I come in? - Who are you? 11 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,327 I am her husband, just like you. 12 00:00:40,329 --> 00:00:42,262 We married the same woman, and she took us both! 13 00:00:42,264 --> 00:00:43,730 Do you know this woman? 14 00:00:43,732 --> 00:00:44,731 She's my wife. 15 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:46,066 No way. 16 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:47,267 She's out there, 17 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:48,468 probably working some new guy, 18 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:49,803 looking like some new chick. 19 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:51,171 Saturday, I'm having a barbecue. 20 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:53,273 Is she getting distracted? 21 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:55,375 Maybe I need to send Lenny Cohen. 22 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:56,910 Hello, Maddie. 23 00:00:56,912 --> 00:00:58,078 I'm Lenny Cohen. 24 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,014 Tell me about Patrick Campbell. 25 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:02,249 Patrick's in the FBI. 26 00:01:02,251 --> 00:01:03,917 What is that supposed to mean? 27 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,852 I followed him to the goddamn headquarters 28 00:01:05,854 --> 00:01:08,755 and it said Federal goddamn Bureau of Investigation. 29 00:01:08,757 --> 00:01:10,891 We are all in the exact same boat. 30 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:13,360 I have a plan. 31 00:01:13,362 --> 00:01:14,628 We take Patrick, 32 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,163 we pay off the Doctor, 33 00:01:16,165 --> 00:01:18,198 and the FBI doesn't even know what happened. 34 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,633 Would you please tell me 35 00:01:19,635 --> 00:01:22,369 where that ridiculously expensive ring 36 00:01:22,371 --> 00:01:23,503 that you gave that woman is? 37 00:01:23,505 --> 00:01:24,604 I realized that Maddie 38 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,906 was gonna take the ring 39 00:01:25,908 --> 00:01:29,042 and burn us all. 40 00:01:29,044 --> 00:01:32,279 Oh, my God. You fooled them all. 41 00:01:32,281 --> 00:01:34,381 Always forward. 42 00:01:34,383 --> 00:01:36,383 Never back. 43 00:01:36,385 --> 00:01:37,918 You need to find Max and Maddie 44 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,219 before the Feds do. 45 00:01:39,221 --> 00:01:40,720 Oh, yes, I will. 46 00:01:40,722 --> 00:01:42,389 And those three impostors, too. 47 00:01:42,391 --> 00:01:43,657 Right away. 48 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:02,909 Guys! 49 00:02:02,911 --> 00:02:04,878 - Wait, where are you going? - What? 50 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,079 We got to go to the ticket office, man. 51 00:02:06,081 --> 00:02:07,214 I got to take a piss real quick. 52 00:02:07,216 --> 00:02:08,315 No, no, we don't have time. 53 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:09,616 Whoa! 54 00:02:09,618 --> 00:02:11,585 - Oh, my God! - Sorry, sorry. 55 00:03:02,371 --> 00:03:06,039 So, where are we going? 56 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,508 Well, I guess we should find someplace we can sell the ring, right? 57 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:10,644 Shh! 58 00:03:10,646 --> 00:03:13,146 That rhymes with "fillion bollar king." 59 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:14,981 We should definitely sell it, fast. 60 00:03:14,983 --> 00:03:16,549 But not, like, at a normal... 61 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:19,085 selling place, because the FB... 62 00:03:19,087 --> 00:03:21,488 the burrow will be tracking it for sure. 63 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:23,023 They probably think Maddie or the Doctor has it. 64 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:24,691 Oh, duh. 65 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:25,825 Duh, what? 66 00:03:25,827 --> 00:03:27,627 Bro, I can totally sell 67 00:03:27,629 --> 00:03:29,429 the fillion bollar king in Scottsdale. 68 00:03:29,431 --> 00:03:31,431 - I know a guy. - What guy? 69 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:33,333 The right guy, and his boss. 70 00:03:33,335 --> 00:03:34,768 They're, uh, professionals, 71 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:36,436 and they love doing business with me. 72 00:03:36,438 --> 00:03:37,871 - Uh, yeah, that's not... - Yeah, dude, this does not 73 00:03:37,873 --> 00:03:39,439 - inspire me. - Guys, guys. 74 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:41,408 I don't say "I got this" unless I got this. 75 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,310 Now let's go buy some freaking bus tickets. 76 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:45,111 Let's get a "Scottsdale" on three. 77 00:03:45,113 --> 00:03:49,115 One, two, three, Scottsdale! 78 00:03:49,117 --> 00:03:52,085 I'll work on that. 79 00:03:52,087 --> 00:03:55,055 Bus 202 is now boarding... 80 00:03:57,359 --> 00:03:59,426 All right. Come on. 81 00:03:59,428 --> 00:04:02,696 What? No, Martha, you know who I am. 82 00:04:02,698 --> 00:04:03,697 Look, Martha... 83 00:04:03,699 --> 00:04:05,198 Martha, Martha... okay. 84 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,100 I know, I know, but I'm... No, it's true! 85 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:08,535 I would... Mar, listen, 86 00:04:08,537 --> 00:04:10,537 I would never in a million years. 87 00:04:10,539 --> 00:04:12,539 Oh, sorry, sorry. 88 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,874 Eyes up there, Petunia. 89 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,142 I like your boots. 90 00:04:16,144 --> 00:04:17,944 Heh. What? 91 00:04:17,946 --> 00:04:19,279 No, I wasn't talking to you. 92 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:21,047 I know your name's not Petunia. 93 00:04:21,049 --> 00:04:22,916 All right, I got 35 bucks. 94 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:26,052 I keep telling you, refined sugar is expensive, 95 00:04:26,054 --> 00:04:27,253 and it's bad for you. 96 00:04:27,255 --> 00:04:29,889 I have... 25 bucks. 97 00:04:29,891 --> 00:04:31,424 Yeah, well, I guess four pounds of almonds 98 00:04:31,426 --> 00:04:32,826 are expensive too. 99 00:04:32,828 --> 00:04:33,927 They must have been organic. 100 00:04:33,929 --> 00:04:36,963 You guys. 101 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,131 What about the code? 102 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,500 "Thou shalt scam only assholes." 103 00:04:40,502 --> 00:04:43,269 The guy called me Petunia. 104 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:44,371 Definitely an asshole. 105 00:04:44,373 --> 00:04:45,472 Thank you. 106 00:04:47,075 --> 00:04:48,475 Tell me about yourself. 107 00:04:48,477 --> 00:04:50,043 Well, my name is Molly, 108 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:51,845 and I'm looking for a fresh start. 109 00:04:52,655 --> 00:04:53,446 Let me guess. 110 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:56,883 You're fleeing a tragic romance, aren't you? 111 00:04:56,885 --> 00:04:58,485 Just out of a marriage. 112 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:01,187 Not exactly sure how tragic. 113 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:03,256 I like quiet tenants. 114 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:04,858 No... drama. 115 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,860 Never been one for drama. 116 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:09,162 I'm just looking for a nice, quiet life 117 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:10,864 in a nice, quiet town 118 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:11,998 where nobody knows me 119 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,867 and I don't know anybody. 120 00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:21,741 You know, some real stability, 121 00:05:21,743 --> 00:05:24,177 a clean slate, 122 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:25,512 same as everyone else. 123 00:05:25,514 --> 00:05:28,782 A happy, normal life. 124 00:05:28,784 --> 00:05:30,984 Great. Thanks. 125 00:05:30,986 --> 00:05:32,519 There are your keys. 126 00:05:32,521 --> 00:05:34,687 Thanks. 127 00:05:41,463 --> 00:05:44,164 Maddie Jonson. 128 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,765 Who are you now? 129 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:01,848 Simons! 130 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:04,551 How many times I have to tell you? 131 00:06:04,553 --> 00:06:07,120 This office is for agents who didn't screw the pooch. 132 00:06:07,122 --> 00:06:09,022 Yeah, well, it doesn't look like you're having any luck 133 00:06:09,024 --> 00:06:10,924 finding the Doctor or Maddie. 134 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:12,692 What are you guys doing? 135 00:06:12,694 --> 00:06:15,228 You still looking for that ring, bud? 136 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:16,596 Check behind the couch cushions. 137 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:18,264 That's where my wife is always losing shit. 138 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:20,400 Thanks, Mangrove. 139 00:06:20,402 --> 00:06:22,368 You're a inspiration. 140 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:25,538 Okay, for you new guys, 141 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,474 our key to finding the Doctor 142 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:30,410 is Saffron Keyes, AKA Maddie Jonson. 143 00:06:30,412 --> 00:06:33,346 Stole a $1.4 million diamond ring, 144 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:35,482 aided and abetted by one Ezra Bloom... 145 00:06:47,095 --> 00:06:48,361 That's the guy? 146 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:50,196 Oh, come on, don't make fun. 147 00:06:50,198 --> 00:06:52,265 Luke's had a bit of a bad streak, 148 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:53,867 but he's doing the best he can. 149 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:56,069 You said "professionals." 150 00:06:56,071 --> 00:06:57,871 He was my backup QB. 151 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:59,439 We went through some serious shit together 152 00:06:59,441 --> 00:07:00,540 in high school. 153 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:02,942 Yo, Fluke! 154 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,611 Evans! Yeah! 155 00:07:04,613 --> 00:07:07,213 Yeah, dancing queen! Get in here, brother! 156 00:07:07,215 --> 00:07:08,848 - My man! - Whoo! 157 00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:10,683 Good to see you, man. 158 00:07:10,685 --> 00:07:12,085 Dude! 159 00:07:12,087 --> 00:07:13,419 Oh, you got small. 160 00:07:13,421 --> 00:07:14,521 Oh, come on! I'm keeping it tight. 161 00:07:14,523 --> 00:07:15,522 The ladies aren't complaining. 162 00:07:15,524 --> 00:07:16,990 Yeah, yeah. 163 00:07:16,992 --> 00:07:17,991 I guess you're back on the market, huh, 164 00:07:17,993 --> 00:07:19,192 after all the, uh... 165 00:07:20,193 --> 00:07:20,994 ugly shit. 166 00:07:20,996 --> 00:07:22,595 Yeah. 167 00:07:22,597 --> 00:07:23,663 You know, I never liked that little bitch. 168 00:07:23,665 --> 00:07:24,797 Don't call her that. 169 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:26,099 Hey, don't call her that. 170 00:07:28,537 --> 00:07:31,271 Mrs. G wasn't expecting a nerd party. 171 00:07:31,273 --> 00:07:32,639 Yeah, I know. They're... 172 00:07:32,641 --> 00:07:34,407 They're uptight, but they're okay, man. 173 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:36,242 They're, uh, my council-lawyeries. 174 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:37,577 Consiglieri. 175 00:07:37,579 --> 00:07:38,578 Huh? 176 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:39,812 We're his lawyers. 177 00:07:39,814 --> 00:07:41,147 Yeah, we'll be speaking 178 00:07:41,149 --> 00:07:42,882 for Mr. Evans' interests in this matter. 179 00:07:42,884 --> 00:07:45,418 Oh. Lawyer, huh? 180 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,320 You got a card or something? 181 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:49,756 Do you? 182 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,457 They in this with you? 183 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,593 Yeah, man, yeah. It's all good. 184 00:07:53,595 --> 00:07:54,928 All right. 185 00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,430 Come on back, but fair warning... 186 00:07:57,432 --> 00:08:01,467 we don't serve no avocado toast back here. 187 00:08:01,469 --> 00:08:03,570 Ooh! 188 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:04,804 Come on, man, don't do that. 189 00:08:04,806 --> 00:08:06,039 - What the? - What? 190 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,574 Just follow my lead on this, okay? 191 00:08:07,576 --> 00:08:09,976 My town, my people, my lead. 192 00:08:14,849 --> 00:08:17,050 Mrs. G! 193 00:08:17,052 --> 00:08:18,952 Good to see you again, Mrs. G. 194 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:23,056 Let me know when it's done. 195 00:08:26,361 --> 00:08:28,661 What are you looking at? 196 00:08:28,663 --> 00:08:30,930 Come here. 197 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:32,799 Good to see you again. 198 00:08:32,801 --> 00:08:34,367 I'm supposed to know you? 199 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:36,369 Richard Evans, ma'am. 200 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:38,404 These are my counsel... uh, 201 00:08:38,406 --> 00:08:39,739 my representation. 202 00:08:39,741 --> 00:08:41,274 These two. 203 00:08:41,276 --> 00:08:43,276 He helped you out with a little, uh, 204 00:08:43,278 --> 00:08:45,078 football game situation, Mrs. G. 205 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,512 About ten years ago. 206 00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:48,314 You made out pretty good, if I remember. 207 00:08:48,316 --> 00:08:49,716 It was a three-point spread... 208 00:08:49,718 --> 00:08:51,985 Yap, yap, yap. 209 00:08:53,722 --> 00:08:55,655 Yeah. 210 00:08:55,657 --> 00:08:57,323 Thanks, man. 211 00:08:57,325 --> 00:08:59,392 Also, I was the number one car dealer in Scottsdale, 212 00:08:59,394 --> 00:09:00,393 three years running. 213 00:09:00,395 --> 00:09:02,528 Yeah, I remember. 214 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:04,097 You're the one that got taken to the cleaners 215 00:09:04,099 --> 00:09:05,898 by that little blond filly. 216 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,868 Uptown girl. 217 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,103 You live and you learn. 218 00:09:10,105 --> 00:09:12,105 Hmm. 219 00:09:12,107 --> 00:09:14,641 So, what kind of business we doing today? 220 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:17,043 Well, Mrs. G, she didn't take everything. 221 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,578 Thank you. 222 00:09:24,152 --> 00:09:26,252 Yeah, how about that? 223 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:29,455 Pull up a chair, son. I won't bite. 224 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:41,934 I'll give you 300 grand for it. 225 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:44,737 With all due respect, Mrs. G, it's worth at least a mil. 226 00:09:44,739 --> 00:09:47,006 Now, I'll take 750, and that's a steal. 227 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:49,909 There are costs to moving something this big, 228 00:09:49,911 --> 00:09:52,145 and, I'm assuming, this hot. 229 00:09:52,147 --> 00:09:54,881 I won't make anything if I give you anything over... 230 00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:56,249 five. 231 00:09:56,251 --> 00:10:00,153 500 grand for a $1 million ring? 232 00:10:00,155 --> 00:10:01,921 Mrs. G, I... 233 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,091 Deal. 234 00:10:05,093 --> 00:10:06,759 I'll need a day to raise the cash. 235 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,328 We'll be in touch. 236 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,296 King of Scottsdale, baby! 237 00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:12,465 - I'm back, huh? - Yeah, okay, okay. 238 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:14,133 All right, but those guys are sketchy, Richard. 239 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,468 I-I don't know about them. 240 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,036 How about "Thank you, Richie?" 241 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:18,471 - I'm just saying... - "You rock, Richie!" 242 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:20,039 - How about that? - Okay, you rock, Richie. 243 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,074 Okay, okay. 244 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:23,976 So... so what's there to do in Scottsdale while we wait? 245 00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:27,080 Same thing I did for 24 years. 246 00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:29,916 Hang out at my mom's house. 247 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,176 All right, my friends, 248 00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:43,246 welcome to Casa Chez Evans. 249 00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:45,315 Wow, you're a landowner, Richard. 250 00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:47,217 Eh, not so much. 251 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,286 Mom had to take out a bunch of mortgages. 252 00:10:49,288 --> 00:10:51,321 Turns out getting sick is expensive. 253 00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:53,056 And did your mom keep a liquor cabinet? 254 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:55,792 Yeah, go for it. 255 00:10:55,794 --> 00:10:57,861 - You, uh, getting nostalgic? - Totally. 256 00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:00,063 This hallway, Easter weekend, senior year, 257 00:11:00,065 --> 00:11:02,332 I banged both Dixon sisters on the floor. 258 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,633 Okay, dude. 259 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:06,236 Eh, wasn't that cool. It was, like, an hour apart. 260 00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:08,271 Oh, my God. 261 00:11:08,273 --> 00:11:09,339 Whoa! 262 00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:10,807 - No way! - Baby-face! 263 00:11:10,809 --> 00:11:12,175 - Dude, that's you? - Oh, my God. 264 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:14,277 No way, dude. You got ugly! 265 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:15,312 - So sweet. - Shut up. 266 00:11:15,314 --> 00:11:16,846 Jesus, what is that? 267 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,682 Well, uh, that's from the dealership. 268 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,817 I was the number one dealer in Scottsdale... 269 00:11:20,819 --> 00:11:21,985 - Three years running. - Three years running? 270 00:11:21,987 --> 00:11:23,753 - We know. - Yeah. 271 00:11:23,755 --> 00:11:25,555 Well, your mom was obviously pretty proud of you, man. 272 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:27,457 Damn right. 273 00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:28,992 You need a drink? 274 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:30,293 Yeah, it's slim pickings around here. 275 00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:32,228 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 276 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,064 After, uh, Alice left, 277 00:11:34,066 --> 00:11:35,632 this place was just chilling empty, 278 00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:36,833 so I moved back in. 279 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:38,301 Dark days. 280 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:41,004 Is... is that from your pottery phase? 281 00:11:41,006 --> 00:11:42,372 Family heirloom. 282 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:44,240 Mom used to keep flowers in it. 283 00:11:44,242 --> 00:11:46,910 I used it for something else. 284 00:11:46,912 --> 00:11:49,679 Richard, I may actually love you. 285 00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:51,781 Oh, now you sound like Megan Dixon... 286 00:11:51,783 --> 00:11:53,183 or was it Bridgette? 287 00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:55,285 - Ugh. - Psych! It was both. 288 00:11:55,287 --> 00:11:57,253 Yeah, maybe we should try and stay sharp for tomorrow. 289 00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:58,855 Oh, loosen up, Ez. 290 00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:00,523 If you're tight before a big game, you choke, right? 291 00:12:00,525 --> 00:12:02,192 You don't want to choke, do you? 292 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:03,793 No, I... 293 00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:05,295 Come on, you want to get stoned. 294 00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:06,296 I'm just trying to... 295 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,245 Come on! 296 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:23,646 Right here! 297 00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:24,981 Straight ahead? 298 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:26,449 Uh-huh. 299 00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:28,718 Yeah. 300 00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:31,888 Markings? 301 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:51,741 - Hey. - Hi. 302 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:57,914 - Yeah, just keep an eye out... - Claire? 303 00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,350 - Oh! - How are you? 304 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:05,922 I'm so sorry. 305 00:13:05,924 --> 00:13:07,023 It's okay. 306 00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:09,392 Are you looking for yourself or a gift for someone else? 307 00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:11,127 Oh, uh, just me, yeah. 308 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,562 Cool, cool. 309 00:13:12,564 --> 00:13:15,031 So, uh, which one is you? 310 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:16,699 - Hmm? - They say there's a wind chime 311 00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:18,201 that's right for every person. 312 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:20,103 You know, if you believe in that sort of thing. 313 00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,404 Oh. 314 00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:23,072 Yeah, I don't really know 315 00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,941 what I'm... what I believe in. 316 00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:27,210 Well, we make them ourselves 317 00:13:27,212 --> 00:13:29,712 at the, uh, Harbor. 318 00:13:29,714 --> 00:13:31,214 Ooh. 319 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:33,450 Who knew there was so much money in wind chimes? 320 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:35,885 No, it's just one of the workshops. 321 00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:38,955 "Whimsy of your inner wind chimes," 322 00:13:38,957 --> 00:13:41,291 which is a dorky name, but a great class. 323 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:42,759 Oh, yeah, I get it. 324 00:13:42,761 --> 00:13:46,796 One of those New Age places for rich yuppies. 325 00:13:46,798 --> 00:13:48,264 Ouch. 326 00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,633 We call it a holistic wellness center. 327 00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:52,402 - I'm sorry. I... - No, I... kidding. 328 00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,437 It kind of tests well with the rich yuppies. 329 00:13:54,439 --> 00:13:56,306 Yeah, I bet. 330 00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:01,077 What? 331 00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:06,916 I made this one myself. Copper. 332 00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,518 Strengthens the manipura chakra 333 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,753 for confidence and control of your destiny. 334 00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,055 I... uh, it's really nice, but I'm not... 335 00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:13,623 You know what? Here. No, it just... 336 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,125 Think of it as a pretty gift, 337 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:20,763 from one well-meaning person to another. 338 00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:21,764 Thank you. 339 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,133 You're quite welcome. 340 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,802 Thanks. 341 00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:48,191 Hey! 342 00:15:13,184 --> 00:15:15,318 I mean, take the three of us. 343 00:15:18,156 --> 00:15:20,857 We've known each other a few months, 344 00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:23,359 but also, like, forever. 345 00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:25,795 Our cells knew each other since the Big Bang. 346 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:27,530 I hate that show. 347 00:15:27,532 --> 00:15:28,998 It's like, we... we think we live our lives 348 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,668 in this straight line, 349 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:34,537 but in truth, time actually moves 350 00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:36,372 totally in both directions. 351 00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,407 Yeah... 352 00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:40,143 Both directions, right? 353 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:41,844 - Yeah. - Yes! 354 00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,513 Or listen to this: 355 00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:46,482 I get a '67 Shelby GT500, 356 00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:48,585 use that to make commercials for the dealership 357 00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:50,386 and then seriously raise my Q rating. 358 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:51,888 One, two, three... 359 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,056 Are you guys even listening to me? 360 00:15:53,058 --> 00:15:54,624 Yeah! 361 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,860 We're really about to head off, into, like, 362 00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,429 new lives. 363 00:15:59,431 --> 00:16:01,631 An end. 364 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,700 A beginning. 365 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,768 But we're left with pieces of each other, right? 366 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,036 No. 367 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:09,238 - No good-bye threesome. - Ugh. 368 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,873 - What? - Why would you even go there? 369 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,976 I thought you were... I mean, that's a thing. 370 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,611 A good-bye threesome is not a thing. 371 00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:16,112 It is absolutely a thing. 372 00:16:16,114 --> 00:16:18,281 Just because you've never had one does not mean it's not a thing. 373 00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:20,416 I will not miss you. 374 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:29,058 Oh, shit. 375 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,560 Did someone narc us out? 376 00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:32,128 You think the FBI found us? 377 00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,263 - Oh... - No. 378 00:16:41,306 --> 00:16:44,440 Do not panic. 379 00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:46,075 Go, go, go. 380 00:16:47,912 --> 00:16:49,245 - Holy shit! - Air freshener 381 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:50,413 - under the kitchen sink! - Shit! 382 00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:51,781 Where did the bag go? 383 00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,449 - Sheriff's department! - Oh, God. 384 00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:55,418 One moment, please! 385 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,686 Sheriff's department! 386 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:58,254 That's bug spray. That's bug spray! 387 00:16:58,256 --> 00:16:59,322 Open up! 388 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:00,623 I know you're in there! 389 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:01,824 One second! 390 00:17:03,928 --> 00:17:07,697 Hi, Sheriff, what seems to be the... 391 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,832 Oh, my God. 392 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,501 Oh, my God, Richie! 393 00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,036 Kim? 394 00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:15,672 I thought meth-heads had broken in or something. 395 00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:16,973 You're a cop? 396 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:18,241 Sheriff. 397 00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:19,575 Deputy, I mean. 398 00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:21,310 Awesome. Law enforcement, huh? 399 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:22,779 Yeah, I still drive the old route 400 00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:24,914 just to check on the house. 401 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:27,350 You never said good-bye. 402 00:17:27,352 --> 00:17:29,986 Yeah, I was a bit of a mess back when... 403 00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:31,721 Who are your friends? 404 00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:32,722 Um, oh, m... 405 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,190 Uh, they're just... 406 00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:37,460 It's a need-to-know. 407 00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:38,805 Don't need to know. 408 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,867 Richard Evans, are you stoned? 409 00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:48,337 A squidge. 410 00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:49,872 Awesome. 411 00:17:49,874 --> 00:17:51,808 My shift ends in seven minutes. 412 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,279 Oh, I am so... 413 00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:08,848 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 414 00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,416 - Hey. - How you doing? 415 00:18:10,418 --> 00:18:12,284 - Good. - Looking for a good book? 416 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:14,386 Huh? Oh, yeah. 417 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:16,956 No, I mean, it's a... This... this is me now. 418 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,858 - I, uh... I work here. - Cool. 419 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,426 Yeah, I was just on my way to lunch. 420 00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:22,928 Um, do you want any company? 421 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,797 Uh... 422 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,498 - Yeah, sure. - Cool. 423 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,133 There's, like, a great little salad-sandwich spot 424 00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:29,802 like, right down the street around the corner. 425 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:30,638 Okay. 426 00:18:30,672 --> 00:18:32,538 How long have you worked there? 427 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,875 Uh, not long, you know. 428 00:18:35,877 --> 00:18:37,843 So how are you enjoying the wind chimes? 429 00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:40,312 Was I right or was I right? 430 00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:42,314 Hung them by the window near my bed. 431 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:44,817 My mani... pyura 432 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,319 never felt so refreshed. 433 00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,121 Oh, man. 434 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:50,756 You totally didn't hang them, did you? 435 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,225 Bang, straight in the closet. 436 00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:54,827 Sorry, it's not really my thing. 437 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,061 No, I get it, you know. 438 00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:57,997 Maybe someday you'll bust them out, 439 00:18:57,999 --> 00:18:58,998 give it a go. 440 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,533 Mm, never know. 441 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:02,968 You know, not to press, 442 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,203 but the place where I work, 443 00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:06,805 there are awesome workshops on getting rid of... 444 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:07,840 Oh, boy, here we go. 445 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,875 No, really. 446 00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:13,045 I am the last guy who would ever be into this shit, 447 00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:16,515 but letting go of fear and mistrust 448 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:17,683 and cynicism... 449 00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:20,119 Excuse me, I am not cynical. 450 00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:22,855 I gave you a present and you put it in the closet. 451 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,790 Look, I don't know you, buddy boy. 452 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:28,127 What if those wind chimes had secret cameras on there 453 00:19:28,129 --> 00:19:29,995 and you're some kind of wind chime pervert? 454 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,231 I'm... not a wind chime pervert. 455 00:19:38,506 --> 00:19:41,573 I got to get better about talking about the Harbor. 456 00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:44,076 You know, it's made such a difference in my life 457 00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:46,578 and I just make it sound so stupid. 458 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,813 It doesn't sound stupid. 459 00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:49,515 It sounds like a perfect scam, 460 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:50,516 and a good one at that. 461 00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:51,583 It's not a scam. 462 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:53,519 You make me take one workshop 463 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:56,155 and then you introduce me to this 464 00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:59,091 perfect mirage of happiness, just outside my reach, 465 00:19:59,093 --> 00:20:01,527 and all I have to do to get to that mirage 466 00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:03,062 is pay for another workshop, 467 00:20:03,064 --> 00:20:04,897 and then maybe pay for another workshop 468 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,266 and then perhaps take the advanced class... 469 00:20:08,636 --> 00:20:12,438 Classic scam, dressed up with fortune cookie wisdom. 470 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,573 The fact that you're scared of going to a deeper place... 471 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:15,941 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am not scared. 472 00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:19,111 ...suggests that you definitely need to go to that very place. 473 00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:21,046 Michael, what I need right now 474 00:20:21,048 --> 00:20:25,718 is a quiet, boring, normal... 475 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:31,223 Hey, I think we should go. 476 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:32,391 Are you all right? 477 00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:34,393 Yeah, I, uh, just remembered 478 00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:36,862 I have an errand I have to run 479 00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:39,531 before my break is over. 480 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,600 This was great. See you around? 481 00:20:41,602 --> 00:20:43,102 Yeah. 482 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,987 So, how'd you guys meet? 483 00:21:01,989 --> 00:21:04,256 Uh, I used to paint his number 484 00:21:04,258 --> 00:21:06,558 - on my face at every game. - Oh. 485 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,926 It's not like he ever noticed me. 486 00:21:07,928 --> 00:21:09,461 I noticed. 487 00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:11,597 And then, like kismet, 488 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:13,465 during my security rounds one night, 489 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:16,902 I found Richie at the end of the driveway, 490 00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:18,270 drunk out of his gourd, 491 00:21:18,272 --> 00:21:20,172 tears and snot all over, 492 00:21:20,174 --> 00:21:22,374 crying like a bitch. 493 00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:24,009 Cute little bitch. 494 00:21:24,011 --> 00:21:26,178 Poor thing. 495 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,055 Yeah. 496 00:21:27,648 --> 00:21:30,115 It was a bit of a rough patch for me. 497 00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:32,418 Ended up being a fun night, though, no? 498 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,787 You were very comforting. 499 00:21:38,692 --> 00:21:41,293 And then, the next time I came over... 500 00:21:41,295 --> 00:21:44,963 I was off on a little adventure. 501 00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:47,399 Yeah. 502 00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:49,535 And now you're back. 503 00:21:49,537 --> 00:21:54,540 Yeah, I came to visit my mom in the... 504 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,741 graveyard. 505 00:21:55,743 --> 00:21:57,843 Not, like, her, obviously, 506 00:21:57,845 --> 00:22:01,046 but, like, the... grave. 507 00:22:01,048 --> 00:22:02,347 I didn't mean to pry. 508 00:22:02,349 --> 00:22:04,983 Yeah, what are you, a cop? 509 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,424 No, seriously, who are these two, 510 00:22:12,426 --> 00:22:14,326 your partners in crime? 511 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,663 Uh-uh. 512 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:20,499 I, um... serious, kind of. 513 00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,401 None of my business, unless it is. 514 00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:23,769 My Spidey-sense says... 515 00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:25,537 Yeah, um, 516 00:22:25,539 --> 00:22:27,473 so can we trust you, Kim? 517 00:22:27,475 --> 00:22:29,541 Like, total cone of silence? 518 00:22:34,081 --> 00:22:36,448 We're conducting 519 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:38,650 an exploratory campaign to measure 520 00:22:38,652 --> 00:22:42,254 Richard's popularity in the upcoming election 521 00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:43,789 as potential mayor of Scottsdale. 522 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:47,526 He's polling quite well in these early stages. 523 00:22:47,528 --> 00:22:50,529 That's amazing! 524 00:22:50,531 --> 00:22:53,398 You could totally be mayor here. 525 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,433 Yeah? 526 00:22:54,435 --> 00:22:55,901 Heck, yeah! 527 00:22:55,903 --> 00:22:58,570 And I'd sign up to be your first volunteer. 528 00:22:58,572 --> 00:23:00,372 Your best volunteer. 529 00:23:00,374 --> 00:23:02,674 I insist. 530 00:23:02,676 --> 00:23:05,043 Well, shit, Kimberly, 531 00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:06,912 then I volunteer you to hit me again. 532 00:23:06,914 --> 00:23:09,548 Ah, with pleasure. 533 00:23:19,026 --> 00:23:20,125 You want to, uh, 534 00:23:20,127 --> 00:23:21,827 go look at our old yearbooks? 535 00:23:21,829 --> 00:23:23,028 Uh-huh. 536 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,697 Let's go. 537 00:23:28,135 --> 00:23:29,434 You have handcuffs? 538 00:23:29,436 --> 00:23:30,702 - Uh-huh. I do. - Ooh. 539 00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:33,038 I know how to use them too. 540 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,039 Good night, guys! 541 00:23:35,276 --> 00:23:37,176 Shall we take the air? 542 00:23:37,178 --> 00:23:38,443 With pleasure. 543 00:23:48,522 --> 00:23:50,255 I think that's a great idea, though... 544 00:23:51,659 --> 00:23:53,492 Stop by there on the way back too. 545 00:23:53,494 --> 00:23:56,995 Okay. Sounds good. 546 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:35,467 American goldfinch. 547 00:24:37,471 --> 00:24:38,837 Barn owl. 548 00:24:40,841 --> 00:24:42,374 Mourning dove. 549 00:24:43,978 --> 00:24:45,711 Bearded tit. 550 00:24:47,314 --> 00:24:49,248 Brewer's blackbird. 551 00:24:51,485 --> 00:24:53,785 Common loon. 552 00:24:55,556 --> 00:24:57,022 Double-crested cormorant. 553 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,926 Saffron. A saffron diamond. 554 00:25:02,363 --> 00:25:03,662 No, there's no certificate. 555 00:25:03,664 --> 00:25:05,697 It's hot. That's why I'm calling you. 556 00:25:05,699 --> 00:25:09,034 Uh-huh. Okay, great. 557 00:25:09,602 --> 00:25:12,004 - Where's my G and T? - Coming right up. 558 00:25:12,006 --> 00:25:14,139 Chuck says a saffron diamond that size 559 00:25:14,141 --> 00:25:16,808 could be worth a million five. 560 00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:18,577 Makes you think. 561 00:25:18,579 --> 00:25:20,412 If we needed, 562 00:25:20,414 --> 00:25:22,014 can you handle Evans? 563 00:25:22,016 --> 00:25:23,482 I won't dignify that with an answer. 564 00:25:27,254 --> 00:25:28,720 You wanted to see me, Mrs. G? 565 00:25:28,722 --> 00:25:30,255 Tell your friend we're on for tomorrow, 566 00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:31,723 and I want you at the meet. 567 00:25:31,725 --> 00:25:34,426 Put him at ease. 568 00:25:34,428 --> 00:25:36,728 Everything cool? 569 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:39,164 I'm cool, Fluke. 570 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,432 Is your friend cool? 571 00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:41,967 Uh, I think so. 572 00:25:41,969 --> 00:25:43,535 Then I guess everything is cool. 573 00:25:48,642 --> 00:25:50,642 Cool. 574 00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:55,213 Shh. 575 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:56,948 Thank God. I think they must be asleep. 576 00:25:58,218 --> 00:25:59,384 - Ah, they're not asleep. - Shh! 577 00:25:59,386 --> 00:26:00,652 - Why? - I don't know. 578 00:26:00,654 --> 00:26:02,387 I... just let them have their fun. 579 00:26:02,389 --> 00:26:04,222 I don't want them to be self-conscious. 580 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,727 I, uh... 581 00:26:08,729 --> 00:26:11,330 I haven't had sex in so long. 582 00:26:12,766 --> 00:26:15,300 Like, so long. 583 00:26:15,302 --> 00:26:16,768 - Really? - Yeah. 584 00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:18,437 I'm surprised. 585 00:26:18,439 --> 00:26:19,938 I mean, like, don't get a big head or anything, 586 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,973 but, like, I think you're kind of a catch, man. 587 00:26:21,975 --> 00:26:23,342 Oh, my God, shut up. 588 00:26:23,344 --> 00:26:24,409 I wasn't fishing for compliments. 589 00:26:24,411 --> 00:26:26,411 I'm just saying. 590 00:26:26,413 --> 00:26:28,880 Also, like, when exactly in the last six months 591 00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:31,083 would I have had time or opportunity to get laid? 592 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:32,284 I mean... 593 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,319 Richard managed to get it done. 594 00:26:34,321 --> 00:26:35,320 More than once. 595 00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:36,621 Yeah, well, 596 00:26:36,623 --> 00:26:37,889 a leopard can't change his pants. 597 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,158 True. 598 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,461 Well, I also happened to get it done. 599 00:26:42,463 --> 00:26:43,562 Right. 600 00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:45,097 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, maybe... 601 00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:47,332 Maybe I should've just seduced an FBI agent 602 00:26:47,334 --> 00:26:49,468 and, you know, risked sending my friends to prison. 603 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,970 Hey, hey, do what you got to do, baby. 604 00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:56,341 I'm such a loser. 605 00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:00,679 Hey. 606 00:27:00,681 --> 00:27:03,181 You are not a loser. 607 00:27:07,721 --> 00:27:09,855 You... 608 00:27:09,857 --> 00:27:12,357 are like a dreamer 609 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,727 just waiting for someone to dream about. 610 00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:19,064 - Yeah. - Yeah. 611 00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:22,033 Which, I guess, is just another definition of a loser. 612 00:27:22,035 --> 00:27:24,035 - What is your problem? - So rude! 613 00:27:24,037 --> 00:27:25,036 I'm feeling so vulnerable right now! 614 00:27:25,038 --> 00:27:26,405 - Oh, I'm sorry! - Like... 615 00:27:26,407 --> 00:27:28,673 - Oh, that was terrible. - Shut up! 616 00:27:28,675 --> 00:27:31,843 We're doing some serious work in here! 617 00:27:31,845 --> 00:27:33,311 Sorry! 618 00:27:39,486 --> 00:27:41,420 Rough day? 619 00:27:41,422 --> 00:27:43,688 Rough year. 620 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,524 Whiskey, neat, 621 00:27:45,526 --> 00:27:48,293 and, uh, keep the bottle handy. 622 00:28:00,073 --> 00:28:02,707 I gave her up. 623 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,009 Me. 624 00:28:04,011 --> 00:28:05,310 It's my bad, 625 00:28:05,312 --> 00:28:06,711 and I'll tell you something. 626 00:28:06,713 --> 00:28:09,047 We're garbage people. 627 00:28:10,684 --> 00:28:14,052 We're all garbage people. 628 00:28:14,054 --> 00:28:15,554 Hold up. 629 00:28:15,556 --> 00:28:17,122 Your card's been declined. 630 00:28:17,124 --> 00:28:18,523 Oh, really? 631 00:28:18,525 --> 00:28:20,325 It was working all day. 632 00:28:20,327 --> 00:28:21,326 Try it again. 633 00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:22,561 Why don't we try cash? 634 00:28:24,198 --> 00:28:25,530 Cash is king. 635 00:28:33,373 --> 00:28:34,806 Can you break $100? 636 00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:44,683 Oh, here, 637 00:28:44,685 --> 00:28:46,585 no, just keep this for yourself. 638 00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:54,226 Come on, man. 639 00:28:54,228 --> 00:28:56,161 What the hell? 640 00:28:56,163 --> 00:28:57,696 Oh, shit, that was sloppy. 641 00:28:57,698 --> 00:28:59,064 Uh... 642 00:29:01,368 --> 00:29:03,068 I'm gonna hit the ATM. 643 00:29:08,775 --> 00:29:10,175 Hey! 644 00:29:10,277 --> 00:29:11,309 Hey! 645 00:29:18,118 --> 00:29:19,951 Oh, man. 646 00:29:19,953 --> 00:29:22,153 This is a serious fire hazard. 647 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,490 That's all you got? 648 00:29:27,961 --> 00:29:28,994 That's more like it. 649 00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:55,888 _ 650 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,742 _ 651 00:30:01,996 --> 00:30:04,363 Hey. 652 00:30:04,365 --> 00:30:07,433 D'Angelo's for dinner, 8:00. 653 00:30:07,435 --> 00:30:09,869 The Gullivers could be great supporters down the line. 654 00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:12,004 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 655 00:30:12,006 --> 00:30:14,040 I love you, baby. 656 00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:15,408 Good. 657 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:17,009 Now go get 'em, panther. 658 00:30:50,878 --> 00:30:52,211 Uh, excuse me for one second. 659 00:30:54,749 --> 00:30:56,115 Hey, hey, hey. 660 00:30:56,117 --> 00:30:57,917 Just about to close on this chump. 661 00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:00,119 It kind of looks like you're about to put him to sleep, man. 662 00:31:00,121 --> 00:31:01,720 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 663 00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:04,356 Wait a second. No, let me have this one, man. 664 00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:05,958 I haven't scored a commission in weeks. 665 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,460 Tell me about it. 666 00:31:07,462 --> 00:31:09,228 No, I think it's time we had a real think 667 00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:13,065 about whether you're actually Evans Motors material, huh? 668 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:15,134 Oh, hey, boss. 669 00:31:15,136 --> 00:31:16,735 There seems to be a problem 670 00:31:16,737 --> 00:31:18,804 with the payroll checks we issued Friday. 671 00:31:18,806 --> 00:31:19,805 What's the problem? 672 00:31:19,807 --> 00:31:21,107 They bounced. 673 00:31:21,109 --> 00:31:22,241 All of them. 674 00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:23,442 What? 675 00:31:23,444 --> 00:31:25,177 Come on! 676 00:31:25,179 --> 00:31:26,178 Come on. 677 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,646 No, no, no, no, no. 678 00:31:27,648 --> 00:31:28,981 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 679 00:31:28,983 --> 00:31:29,982 What the (BLEEP)? 680 00:31:29,984 --> 00:31:31,183 What's going on? 681 00:31:33,087 --> 00:31:34,320 I have no idea... 682 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,493 Call Alice. 683 00:31:40,495 --> 00:31:41,927 Call Alice! 684 00:31:42,782 --> 00:31:43,929 We're sorry. 685 00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:45,664 You have reached a number that has been disconnected... 686 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:47,433 - Hey, boss? - What? 687 00:31:47,435 --> 00:31:49,835 I have no idea how this could've happened, 688 00:31:49,837 --> 00:31:51,804 but apparently, after we closed last night, 689 00:31:51,806 --> 00:31:54,540 we sold 30 cars for over $2 million, 690 00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:56,842 which I cannot find anywhere. 691 00:31:56,844 --> 00:31:58,010 That's not possible. 692 00:31:58,012 --> 00:32:00,079 Find them. Find them! 693 00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:12,825 Hello, Richie. 694 00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:15,528 This must be quite a shock. 695 00:32:17,031 --> 00:32:19,899 All that money and credit cards, 696 00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:21,467 all those cars, 697 00:32:21,469 --> 00:32:23,802 all gone. 698 00:32:23,804 --> 00:32:26,305 There's really no easy way to say this, 699 00:32:26,307 --> 00:32:27,973 so here it is. 700 00:32:27,975 --> 00:32:30,342 You will never see me again. 701 00:32:41,455 --> 00:32:43,722 Yo. 702 00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,191 You're late. 703 00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:47,526 Yeah, sorry, I stopped by the dealership. 704 00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:50,496 Doing the full nostalgia tour. 705 00:32:50,498 --> 00:32:52,398 Feels like a lifetime ago. 706 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,033 Really? 707 00:32:54,035 --> 00:32:56,468 I feel like I blinked and ten years went by. 708 00:33:03,044 --> 00:33:04,677 Meet us with the ring in the alley 709 00:33:04,679 --> 00:33:06,212 behind the old hat factory. 710 00:33:09,617 --> 00:33:11,050 Cool? 711 00:33:11,052 --> 00:33:12,418 Cool. 712 00:33:14,522 --> 00:33:16,956 It was a dick thing I did. 713 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:19,258 What was? 714 00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:21,694 All of it, man. 715 00:33:21,696 --> 00:33:23,729 Treating you like shit. 716 00:33:23,731 --> 00:33:26,265 Waving my awesome life in your face. 717 00:33:26,267 --> 00:33:29,034 I was stuck up my own ass, and I'm sorry. 718 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,243 Shit. 719 00:33:40,648 --> 00:33:43,949 Get the hell out of Scottsdale, Richie. 720 00:33:43,951 --> 00:33:45,551 - What? - You can find a better deal 721 00:33:45,553 --> 00:33:47,786 somewhere else. 722 00:33:47,788 --> 00:33:49,188 I'm pretty happy with the 500 grand. 723 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,390 You're not listening to me, man. 724 00:33:51,392 --> 00:33:53,125 Maybe Mrs. G will honor the deal. 725 00:33:53,127 --> 00:33:54,393 Maybe she'll kick you in the nuts. 726 00:33:54,395 --> 00:33:55,461 Do you know? 727 00:33:55,463 --> 00:33:57,196 'Cause I sure as hell don't. 728 00:33:57,198 --> 00:33:58,764 The universe... 729 00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:00,399 it's a freaking mystery. 730 00:34:00,401 --> 00:34:04,336 Are you aware of something that I should be aware of? 731 00:34:04,338 --> 00:34:06,238 Protect your nuts. 732 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,008 That's all. 733 00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:10,843 And you didn't hear it from me. 734 00:34:18,919 --> 00:34:19,985 Hey. 735 00:34:19,987 --> 00:34:22,488 Huh, nice of you to join us today, Bullock. 736 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:23,989 Rough night? 737 00:34:23,991 --> 00:34:25,924 Oh, pretty rough. 738 00:34:25,926 --> 00:34:28,560 Then nice and slow, 739 00:34:28,562 --> 00:34:30,429 then rough again. 740 00:34:30,431 --> 00:34:33,332 Who's the lucky guy? 741 00:34:33,334 --> 00:34:35,267 Cone of silence. 742 00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:36,602 Okay. 743 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,450 Shit. 744 00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:56,689 Phoenix FBI. 745 00:34:56,691 --> 00:35:00,759 Hi, I have information about an Ezra Bloom. 746 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:35,007 Thank you for holding. How may I direct your call? 747 00:35:35,009 --> 00:35:36,342 I have some information 748 00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:38,777 about one of your cases, Ezra Bloom. 749 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:40,679 Was just hoping to parlay with someone about the specifics. 750 00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:42,448 Please hold. 751 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,983 Due to high call volume, your waiting time 752 00:35:43,985 --> 00:35:46,252 will be approximately ten minutes. 753 00:35:46,254 --> 00:35:47,953 - Thank you for calling the FBI. - Crap. 754 00:35:47,955 --> 00:35:49,989 Let's be professional, please. 755 00:35:49,991 --> 00:35:51,490 Aye, aye, coach. 756 00:35:51,492 --> 00:35:52,591 Heads up. 757 00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:56,929 So, look, if there's any trouble... 758 00:35:56,931 --> 00:35:58,330 There won't be any trouble. 759 00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:00,933 Oh, my God, what? 760 00:36:00,935 --> 00:36:02,635 - Are you crazy? - Relax. 761 00:36:02,637 --> 00:36:03,636 I gave it to my mom for Christmas. 762 00:36:03,638 --> 00:36:04,937 It's never been loaded. 763 00:36:04,939 --> 00:36:06,038 That's a terrible Christmas present. 764 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,173 Guns in the home kill more... 765 00:36:08,175 --> 00:36:10,042 Just promise me you won't pull it out. 766 00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:12,244 All options are on the table. 767 00:36:12,246 --> 00:36:13,612 What? 768 00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:18,651 Don't answer that, man. Don't answer it! 769 00:36:18,653 --> 00:36:19,919 It might be someone important. 770 00:36:19,921 --> 00:36:21,787 - Hello? - Richie, listen. 771 00:36:21,789 --> 00:36:23,522 I have to tell you something about your friend. 772 00:36:23,524 --> 00:36:25,157 Oh, hey, super fun night. 773 00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:26,859 Can't talk. 774 00:36:26,861 --> 00:36:28,827 Shit. 775 00:36:28,829 --> 00:36:30,829 Seven minutes. 776 00:36:30,831 --> 00:36:33,365 - Thank you for calling the FBI. - 3-2-3 to base. 777 00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:35,000 Go for dispatch. 778 00:36:35,002 --> 00:36:37,503 Listen, Debbie, I need a quick GPS trace 779 00:36:37,505 --> 00:36:40,072 from my cell to the last call I made. 780 00:36:45,947 --> 00:36:48,180 So here we are. 781 00:36:48,182 --> 00:36:49,848 Where's the ring? 782 00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:52,751 Where's the cash? 783 00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:54,420 500 large. 784 00:36:54,422 --> 00:36:56,522 Show me the ring. 785 00:36:56,524 --> 00:36:58,657 Show me the cash. 786 00:37:03,331 --> 00:37:05,364 Your turn. 787 00:37:05,366 --> 00:37:06,699 Dump it out. 788 00:37:06,701 --> 00:37:08,300 You sure? 789 00:37:08,302 --> 00:37:09,668 I'm sure. 790 00:37:15,009 --> 00:37:16,175 Aha! 791 00:37:16,177 --> 00:37:17,443 I've seen this trick before! 792 00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:18,711 You seen this trick? 793 00:37:18,713 --> 00:37:20,379 - Whoa! - Okay, okay, okay. 794 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:21,914 Fluke, take the ring off him. 795 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,449 - What? - Fluke! 796 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:24,683 Yeah. 797 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:26,518 Okay, okay, it's cool, man. 798 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,387 I'm really sorry about this, man. 799 00:37:28,389 --> 00:37:29,588 No, we're cool, bro, we're cool. 800 00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:30,889 That dude with the magnifying glass 801 00:37:30,891 --> 00:37:32,591 wasn't even a real appraiser, was he? 802 00:37:32,593 --> 00:37:34,660 You don't even know what you don't know. 803 00:37:34,662 --> 00:37:36,362 You're a joke, Evans. 804 00:37:36,364 --> 00:37:38,197 The whole town knows it. 805 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:39,865 Don't listen to him. 806 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,200 You're the man. 807 00:37:41,202 --> 00:37:42,701 I'm your backup. 808 00:37:42,703 --> 00:37:44,370 Don't, bro. Don't. 809 00:37:44,372 --> 00:37:46,405 Run! 810 00:37:54,015 --> 00:37:55,714 Give me the ring. 811 00:37:55,716 --> 00:37:57,449 - Give him the ring, Richard. - Give him the ring! 812 00:37:57,451 --> 00:37:58,751 - Calm down, all right? - Give me the goddamn ring! 813 00:37:58,753 --> 00:37:59,785 Just calm down. 814 00:37:59,787 --> 00:38:01,053 Oh, shit. 815 00:38:01,055 --> 00:38:02,821 We got to go, son. 816 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,825 Oh, shit! 817 00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:08,260 Shit, shit, shit! 818 00:38:08,262 --> 00:38:09,962 Shit, shit! 819 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,367 Oh, my God, Kim. 820 00:38:15,369 --> 00:38:16,802 - I owe you so bad. - No kidding. 821 00:38:16,804 --> 00:38:18,270 Ezra Bloom, you're under arrest. 822 00:38:18,272 --> 00:38:19,271 Whoa, whoa, Kim, what are you doing? 823 00:38:19,273 --> 00:38:20,606 Richie, get away. 824 00:38:20,608 --> 00:38:21,974 Your campaign guy is wanted by the FBI. 825 00:38:21,976 --> 00:38:24,043 - He's a criminal. - I am not a criminal! 826 00:38:24,045 --> 00:38:25,244 And I don't know about her either. 827 00:38:25,246 --> 00:38:26,845 - Me? - Kim, I don't know what 828 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:28,447 you heard, but it's not what it looks like, okay? 829 00:38:28,449 --> 00:38:29,848 Frankly, Richard, I have no idea 830 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,984 what this looks like, but I'm saving you. 831 00:38:31,986 --> 00:38:33,318 - Move. - No, no, no, no. 832 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,453 No, no, listen to me, Kim. 833 00:38:34,455 --> 00:38:35,788 You got to let them go, okay? 834 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,423 I'm the one who screwed up. 835 00:38:37,425 --> 00:38:38,824 Okay, fine, then we'll all go to the station 836 00:38:38,826 --> 00:38:41,093 and wait for the FBI together. 837 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,862 Always forward. 838 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,464 Okay. Everybody be ...ing cool! 839 00:38:45,466 --> 00:38:46,799 Drop the gun! 840 00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:48,467 Put the gun on the ground now! 841 00:38:48,469 --> 00:38:49,535 - Drop the gun! - Now! Do it now, before I blow 842 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:51,303 his pretty little head off! 843 00:38:51,305 --> 00:38:54,139 - Okay, take it easy, Jules. - Drop it, Kim. Drop it. 844 00:38:54,141 --> 00:38:56,942 - Okay, let's go. Come on. - This is a very bad idea. 845 00:38:56,944 --> 00:38:58,777 Okay, be cool, Kim. We're walking, we're walking. 846 00:38:58,779 --> 00:38:59,778 The money, Mr. Bloom? 847 00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:06,018 Do not approach the vehicle. 848 00:39:07,488 --> 00:39:10,089 Do not get in the vehicle. 849 00:39:13,127 --> 00:39:14,760 I'm actually really sorry about this. 850 00:39:14,762 --> 00:39:16,228 Richie, drive. 851 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,665 Richie, do not put it in gear! 852 00:39:24,538 --> 00:39:25,971 Mother ...er! 853 00:39:25,973 --> 00:39:27,172 Connecting you now. 854 00:39:27,174 --> 00:39:29,374 FBI Special Agent Mangrove. 855 00:39:29,376 --> 00:39:31,210 So, you found Ezra Bloom, did you? 856 00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:43,916 _ 857 00:39:57,532 --> 00:39:59,565 Yo, Simons, you got a stapler? 858 00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:08,735 Gets you every time, Simons. 859 00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:24,450 We found the missing cruiser. 860 00:40:24,452 --> 00:40:26,953 Suspects have fled, most likely armed. 861 00:40:26,955 --> 00:40:28,721 - Use caution. - We're all clear. 862 00:40:33,995 --> 00:40:35,595 Urgent care. This is Britney. 863 00:40:35,597 --> 00:40:37,363 Yes, I'd like to make an appointment 864 00:40:37,365 --> 00:40:40,399 - for a... bum knee. - When can you come in? 865 00:40:40,401 --> 00:40:43,503 I can come in at his earliest convenience. 866 00:40:51,212 --> 00:40:54,947 "My town, my people. I totally got this." 867 00:40:54,949 --> 00:40:57,083 We'll be safe from the FBI in Mexico. 868 00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:58,484 Then we sell the ring 869 00:40:58,486 --> 00:40:59,819 and figure out how to fix this. 870 00:40:59,821 --> 00:41:01,154 Yeah, we're gonna have a hard time 871 00:41:01,156 --> 00:41:02,688 fencing the ring in Mexico. 872 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:03,990 Yeah, I'll find someone. 873 00:41:03,992 --> 00:41:06,058 A real professional. 874 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,627 Straight-up, 875 00:41:07,629 --> 00:41:08,961 I don't have the ring. 876 00:41:08,963 --> 00:41:10,396 - What? - Luke took it off you? 877 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:12,231 No, it was never on me. I hid it. 878 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:14,233 The smart play was to take Luke to the ring 879 00:41:14,235 --> 00:41:16,068 after making sure all the cash was there. 880 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,970 We're fleeing to Mexico without the ring? 881 00:41:17,972 --> 00:41:20,006 Where did you hide the ring? 882 00:41:20,008 --> 00:41:21,674 Um... 883 00:41:21,676 --> 00:41:23,209 You're not gonna like it. 884 00:41:46,201 --> 00:41:48,267 Hi! Molly Jackson? 885 00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:49,368 Uh, yeah. 886 00:41:49,370 --> 00:41:52,605 Or should I say Ava Bloom, Alice Evans, Cece Langmore? 887 00:41:52,607 --> 00:41:53,873 Or is it just 888 00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:56,275 Maddie Jonson, no H in "Jonson"? 889 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:03,249 I'm Shelly. 890 00:42:03,251 --> 00:42:04,550 Shelly Cohen. I'm... 891 00:42:04,552 --> 00:42:07,153 fairly confident you know my ex-wife. 892 00:42:07,155 --> 00:42:09,722 You're Lenny Cohen's husband? 893 00:42:09,724 --> 00:42:11,490 - Ex-husband. - Ex-husband. 894 00:42:11,492 --> 00:42:13,793 Bingo! 895 00:42:13,795 --> 00:42:16,128 Ooh! 896 00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:18,164 Oh, come on, Maddie. 897 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:19,732 Aren't you gonna invite me in? 898 00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:53,874 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com