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How we doin'?

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It's the most stressful day of the year

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for Claire...

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our anniversary.

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She tends to leave her gift shopping
till the last minute,

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and the pressure can really get to her.

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I'm great.

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Huh.

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- Oh, did you forget it's our...
- No.

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Happy Anniversary.

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You're strangely calm.

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Is this the legendary
realm beyond madness?

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I already got your gift.

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And I nailed it.

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I even stayed below the $100 limit.

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- You?
- Oh, you'll be quite pleased.

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Once I find something.

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This time I left my shopping
till the last minute,

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maybe just to give Claire
a chance at our competition.

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Am I too competitive?

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I mean, she does often say,

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"Phil, do you always
have to finish first?"

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Joe, I'm coming for you.

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Hey, have you guys seen Joe?

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Aw, man!

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You found me so easy.

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But that was for fun.

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Hide and seek?

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What am I, 4?

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I'm here because Luke has
the new zombie video game

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that my mom would never let me play.

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So... what else? What else?

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Hey, didn't you get a new video game?

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Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!

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- Did you see her yesterday?
- No, why?

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That's what she says when she realizes

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she just slept through an entire day.

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So, my boss went away for the weekend,

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and I realized I left my phone
at her house.

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There's a doggy door,
but then I would have to find a dog,

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somehow learn how train it
to go inside, and then find it.

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- And I don't know where to get a...
- Honey...

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Oh my God, duh.

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Joe, you have a dog.

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Come on.

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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com

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Now see, this is when
entertainment was classy.

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Max Feldman wore a tux,

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the audience smoked cigars.

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And his act is as fresh today
as it was in the '70s.

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What are you, an Eskimo?

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You got 50 words for "snow,"

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but apparently none for "toothbrush."

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I don't understand
why you guys like that man.

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He's a bully.

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See, this is why we're not bringing you
to his show tonight.

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You don't get the jokes,

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you ask questions the whole time...

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It ruins the experience.

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I understand funny jokes.

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This is not funny. This is mean.

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He just told that guy

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that he looked like
a beef jerky wearing a tuxedo.

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And that guy was Ronald Reagan
and he loved it!

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I hope Feldman zetzes me tonight.

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- Is that why you're wearing that shirt?
- Huh? No.

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Anyways, I'm gonna go
and run some errands.

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If Jorge arrives before I'm back,

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please don't bore him with this stuff.

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Jorge was this steamy Latin musician
your mother used to date.

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Apparently she feels
she has to invite him here,

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instead of just thinking about him

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while she pages through
a high-school yearbook

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on her third Scotch
like a normal person.

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Jay, don't be jealous.

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It was 20 years ago,

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and I only dated him for six months.

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And we never had what you and I have.

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Well, that's nice to hear.

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It was only physical.

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Manny...

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you're gonna learn something today.

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I try to learn something every day.

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It keeps me young,
or nuori, as they say in Finnish.

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Assuming you stop
saying stuff like that,

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one day you will be married,

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and eventually the ex will show up

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sniffing around,

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puffing out his pretty-boy chest,

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which is your cue to go alpha.

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Don't you think Mom will get annoyed

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when she sees you being rude
to an old friend?

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Not at all.

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Deep down, she wants to see me vanquish

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all who came before.

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It's basic animal stuff.

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Oh, I get it.

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My girlfriend Karen
was pretty frisky the other night

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after her ex showed up,
and I bested him

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in a chocolate-soufflé bake-off.

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I don't need to tell you

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my soufflé wasn't
the only sweet brown dish

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she devoured that night.

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- Because...?
- I also made molasses cookies.

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I've learned to ask the second question.

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I don't even remember
what the fight was about.

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Uh-huh. Then why does your teacher
want to have a chat with us?

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- Maybe she has trouble meeting people.
- Ah.

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Hey.

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Oh, that is a... that's bold.

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- It's too young, isn't it?
- No!

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Oh god, these things
have lie detectors now.

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Sir, please give me your bag.

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Oh...we... well, the cashier probably

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just forgot to take
a security tag off of the...

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Where did that come from?

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Possible 488.

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No. I wouldn't steal a bra!

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I don't wear bras!

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Oh. Well, maybe once.

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Our friend Pepper had
a "Turning 50 is a Drag" party.

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Yeah, he's had five of those.

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- So...
- Sir, please come with me.

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No... No, no, no, no, no.
Mitchell, call a lawyer!

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I'm a lawyer.

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Yeah, but you've lost more suits
than a Men's Wearhouse in a tornado.

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April Fool's!

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They thought you were a shoplifter!

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Burn!

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A fight at school,
and now a shoplifting prank?

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If you wanted to rebel,

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why don't you just put
a pink streak in your hair?

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I told you, I don't want one.

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But you would look so cute.

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Okay, well, whatever this phase is,
I'm not a fan.

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I blame us.
We've been far too permissive.

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Agreed. You are grounded
for one month, Missy!

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We got the Cirque du Soleil tickets.

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- Except for Cirque du Soleil!
- And the Disneyland trip.

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And for Disneyland!
But you are not going to

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Christina's slumber party tonight
no matter how much...

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- We have reservations at Cactus.
- Okay, Christina's slumber party

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is the last one for a while.

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Right. That's right.

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Scented candles.

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The simpleton's choice.

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The perfect gift has three elements...
not something you'd buy for yourself,

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takes you on an emotional journey,
that journey is on a ship...

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A showmanship.

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Mm.

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I mean, finding a gift
that has all three is challenging,

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but here's the thing.
Bad ideas aren't your enemy.

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In fact, sometimes if you free-associate

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from the bad ideas,
you discover great ones.

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Let's try it.

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Sir, would you like a bonsai tree?

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Novelty key chain.

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First thing that popped into the noodle.

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It's terrible.
Let's see what that key unlocks.

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Novelty key chain. Novelty lock.

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Loch Ness Monster. Monster bike.

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Bike lock. Padlock.
Mouse pad. Novelty mouse pad!

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Novelty key chain!
What... just... happened?

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It was like my muse just disappeared.

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And she wasn't coming back.

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Soap?! She's not your grandma, Phil!

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If I don't care that it
mops, dusts, squeegees,

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and lights up,

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would I care that Stacey Keach says

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it's the last cleaning tool
you'll ever need?

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Box of chocolates.

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Count Chocula.

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Chaka Khan, conman, Isle of Man.

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"I Love Lucy," Lucy Liu.

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Lululemon, lemon peel.

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"Key & Peele," key chain!

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Novelty key chain?!

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No! No!

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- Laundry, right?
- Oh, it never ends.

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I heard that.

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- Happy Anniversary, by the way.
- Thank you.

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Did you get anything special for Phil?

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Kid's smooth like butter.

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Just like I coached him.

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I am very excited
about the present I got for Phil.

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Come on over here. Come on closer.

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But you have to promise

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that you are not gonna tell anybody.

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Talk to papa.

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I don't want anybody else
to hear what it is.

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It's a really good secret.

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And the present is...

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Ow!

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Why would you do that?!

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My ears are still developing!

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Nice try, Phil.

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That's so funny!

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Oh. Hey, honey. How are you?

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I'm so sorry. I have to take this.

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Oh, boy.

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Hello, Robert...

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Not too much. How are you?

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There are a lot of ways
you can establish status

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over another man, like Jorge.

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A firm handshake...

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...displays of wealth...

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and feats of strength.

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Interesting. Moving that rug

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was the hardest thing
in the world for you

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when I needed to practice tap dancing.

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There are also more subtle moves,

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what I call micro-aggressions.

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Call him by the wrong name.

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Throws him off the moment he meets you.

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You must be Huevos!

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Jay! Pleasure.

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Jorge de la Selva.

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In English, it's George of the Jungle,

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so I stick with Spanish.

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- Hey, who's got the great taste?
- That would be me!

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Nice!

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Uh, hello...

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So, you and Gloria... you used to, uh...

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Yep.

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Hey, so he was a little more handsome

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than you were expecting,

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but pull yourself together, man.

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Now, fights are very common
at Lily's age.

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I mean, so many parents ask me,

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"What happened to my sweet little kid,"

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and I say, "that's puberty."

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Puberty?

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Well, Lily's a little young
for that, so...

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What is this? The inner ear?

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That is the female reproductive system.

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- Oh.
- Cam.

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Oops. Heh. I dropped the, uh...

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I want to say egg chute,

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but I know it's probably
something more Latin-y.

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It can be a challenge

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when a child enters into adolescence,

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so I was thinking...

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does Lily have any aunts

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or any other female figures in her life?

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Yes, why?

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Well, she might want to talk to a woman

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about what she's going through.

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Okay. I see.
So meaning, as a gay couple,

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we're not up to the task
of raising a daughter on our own.

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- No...
- Okay.

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Mitchell, I'm stuck.

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I'm just saying that
Lily may be self-conscious

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talking to men... even her dads...

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about certain female body issues.

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Did she tell you
what the fight was about?

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- Yes. Obviously.
- Yes, we are a very open family.

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It's not like we wouldn't
just not follow up.

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And what did she tell you?

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- Uh, that... a boy..?
- A...

260
00:08:50,102 --> 00:08:51,102
- No.
- Girl.

261
00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:52,402
A girl tried to snap Lily's...

262
00:08:52,471 --> 00:08:53,870
- Finger!
- Bra.

263
00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:56,006
- But Lily doesn't have a bra.
- Exactly.

264
00:08:56,074 --> 00:08:57,474
And now she's getting teased,

265
00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:59,709
because unlike the other girls,
she doesn't have a...

266
00:08:59,778 --> 00:09:02,412
- Oh, just say it. A mom.
- A bra.

267
00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:03,513
- Oh.
- Okay, so...

268
00:09:03,581 --> 00:09:06,082
Oh, that wasn't a joke when she
stuffed that bra in your bag.

269
00:09:06,151 --> 00:09:08,218
She wants one. She's just...

270
00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:09,586
she was too embarrassed
to ask for it.

271
00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:11,855
Oh, boy.

272
00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:13,323
You don't think this is gon...
gonna come up

273
00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:14,858
at the slumber party, do you?

274
00:09:14,927 --> 00:09:16,559
Not Christina S's slumber party?

275
00:09:16,628 --> 00:09:17,861
- Yes.
- Oh, God.

276
00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:21,031
She single handedly sent
our lunch lady back to rehab.

277
00:09:21,099 --> 00:09:22,966
I would strongly consider
bringing Lily...

278
00:09:23,035 --> 00:09:24,334
Thank you, we got it.

279
00:09:24,403 --> 00:09:25,568
Mm.

280
00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:26,770
Obviously you were gonna say

281
00:09:26,838 --> 00:09:29,673
we should bring Lily... home?

282
00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:32,175
Actually, I was going to say
bring Lily a training...bra.

283
00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:34,010
- Training bra!
- A train set! Bra.

284
00:09:34,079 --> 00:09:36,212
See? We all said training bra
at the same time.

285
00:09:39,151 --> 00:09:41,418
Oh, wow. This crema is incredible.

286
00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:43,787
The secret is Amore beans
from Guatemala.

287
00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:45,155
Low-acid, shade-grown,

288
00:09:45,223 --> 00:09:47,891
individually massaged
by an order of hill nuns.

289
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,427
Oh, I'm very familiar
with the Amore bean.

290
00:09:50,495 --> 00:09:51,528
I get why you have trouble

291
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:52,595
vanquishing this guy.

292
00:09:52,664 --> 00:09:55,065
He's perfect. So, Jorge, um,

293
00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:57,901
you were Gloria's boyfriend
right before Javier?

294
00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:59,602
Yeah, and a little during, you know?

295
00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:01,204
She kinda bounced around
between the two of us.

296
00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,239
Um, where is she anyway?

297
00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:04,774
I got to be at a Dodger game in an hour.

298
00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,309
Oh, you like sports?

299
00:10:06,378 --> 00:10:07,811
That's fantastic!

300
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:10,380
I tried to get this one into baseball.
No go.

301
00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:12,349
Actually, I hate baseball.

302
00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:13,783
I'm here to sing the national anthem.

303
00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:15,418
I'm an opera singer.

304
00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:17,087
I just finished two months at La Scala.

305
00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:19,289
The house that Toscanini built?!

306
00:10:19,358 --> 00:10:20,790
Yeah, well, it's been rebuilt
a few times.

307
00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:22,892
You know, a bunch of opera
singers prancing around.

308
00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,627
It, uh, takes its toll
on the foundation.

309
00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:26,196
- Yeah.
- Hey.

310
00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,231
I'm here to pick up Mom's old boombox
from storage?

311
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,666
She needs it for...

312
00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:33,269
How many Mannys do you see
through these things?

313
00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:35,205
That's Gloria's ex-boyfriend.

314
00:10:35,273 --> 00:10:36,706
Wait, how far ex?

315
00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:39,242
Roughly 20 years.

316
00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:40,510
Oh, my God.

317
00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:42,012
Is... Is it possible?
What does Gloria say?

318
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,313
She hasn't even seen him yet.

319
00:10:43,382 --> 00:10:44,481
The odd bit is,

320
00:10:44,549 --> 00:10:46,116
these two clones
don't see the resemblance.

321
00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:48,618
Maybe she won't either?
I'm not gonna force it on her.

322
00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:50,053
I mean, it's no easy thing to say

323
00:10:50,122 --> 00:10:51,588
"Is there a chance you're so dumb

324
00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,356
you don't even know
who the father of your baby is?"

325
00:10:53,425 --> 00:10:56,760
We could do a DNA test.
I could do one at the lab at school.

326
00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:58,495
And then you would have
a definitive answer.

327
00:10:58,563 --> 00:10:59,729
If it comes back negative,

328
00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:01,364
mm, you don't even really
have to tell Gloria.

329
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,699
Well, what do you need, saliva?

330
00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:04,200
We take these two down to the Sizzler,

331
00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:06,302
and you squeegee what you need
off the salad-bar window?

332
00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:07,904
They use hairs now!

333
00:11:10,032 --> 00:11:13,098
"But we hanged Wichita Willy
yesterday," said the sheriff.

334
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,300
"Could he be back for revenge?"

335
00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:16,701
That's when they looked up

336
00:11:16,769 --> 00:11:18,870
and there was Wichita Willy,

337
00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,738
the noose still dangling from his neck.

338
00:11:26,779 --> 00:11:28,446
Hey, sweetie. What you guys doing?

339
00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:30,014
Have you heard of Twice Hung Willy?

340
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,450
Um, yes, I'm familiar
with his films, but...

341
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,651
What are you doing here?

342
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,785
There's something
we forgot to pack for you.

343
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:35,987
Can... can I talk to you for a second?

344
00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:38,689
- No. It's girls only.
- Yeah, no, but you're gonna love it.

345
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:39,991
What is it?

346
00:11:40,059 --> 00:11:41,893
Oh, it's not for you, Christina.

347
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:43,094
- Uh...
- Oh, God.

348
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,795
Lily...?

349
00:11:44,864 --> 00:11:46,998
Why does your dad have a fallopian tube?

350
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,399
- That's what it is.
- Oh.

351
00:11:48,468 --> 00:11:49,734
What's wrong with you?!

352
00:11:49,802 --> 00:11:51,669
Calm down, okay?
Your father was fiddling

353
00:11:51,738 --> 00:11:53,037
with your teacher's reproductive organ.

354
00:11:53,106 --> 00:11:54,739
Oh, my God! Ms. Wolfe?!

355
00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:56,307
No, ju... the model on her desk.

356
00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:57,942
And then he put his finger into it,

357
00:11:58,011 --> 00:11:59,343
and then he couldn't...

358
00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:00,745
- Well, now mine's stuck!
- Okay, let me...

359
00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:01,946
- Okay, this is tight.
- Push your finger through.

360
00:12:02,015 --> 00:12:03,381
Oh, no.

361
00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:04,649
- Are they like this in real life?
- I don't think so.

362
00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:06,150
This is gross!

363
00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:07,351
No. It's not gross, okay?

364
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,020
Nothing about your body is gross to us.

365
00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:10,988
Yes. Not your cycles, not your fluids...

366
00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:14,492
Oh my God, just stop talking forever.
Just go!

367
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:18,162
Oh, well, that was a disaster.

368
00:12:18,231 --> 00:12:20,131
You know, maybe it's just time
we start to admit

369
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,532
that straight couples have strengths

370
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:23,267
that we don't, you know?

371
00:12:23,336 --> 00:12:26,304
And maybe moms know
more about girls than we do.

372
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,972
Is it time to start
farming some of this girl stuff out?

373
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,541
Yeah, but to who?
Claire's an over-sharer.

374
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,710
Gloria... is her body even human?

375
00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:34,579
Haley knows less than Lily.

376
00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:36,581
- So who do we go to? Alex?
- I guess.

377
00:12:36,649 --> 00:12:38,816
I mean, it'll be dull,
but it'll be right.

378
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,485
- Let's prank call Milo again.
- You totally like him.

379
00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,888
I do not! I just want to torture him.

380
00:12:43,957 --> 00:12:45,556
Okay...so, see, are we supposed to hear
something like that

381
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:46,791
- and say nothing?
- Yes, we are.

382
00:12:46,859 --> 00:12:47,925
- Come on.
- Okay, hi.

383
00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:49,327
If you want to get a boy's attention,

384
00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:51,862
you know, a prank call
is probably not the move.

385
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:52,964
Dad!

386
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,865
Cam, this is not our place.
But, he's not wrong.

387
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,233
I just like to make him mad!

388
00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:57,602
Yeah, well,
we just thought you liked him

389
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,704
and you wanted to know
the best way to get his attention,

390
00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:02,179
but apparently not.
So good night.

391
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,758
Wait!

392
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:06,584
Okay. Okay, so,
who's Milo's best friend?

393
00:13:06,609 --> 00:13:08,321
- Barrett.
- Okay, you're gonna text Milo,

394
00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:11,816
"You're hilarious! Crying-laughing face,
and winky face emoji."

395
00:13:11,884 --> 00:13:14,185
Then wait a beat.
Then you're gonna text back,

396
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,686
"Oops, sorry. That was for Barrett.

397
00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,855
Neutral-face emoji
with straight-line mouth."

398
00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:20,758
Oh my God. Genius.

399
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,627
Wow, I've never seen her smile.

400
00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:23,894
Dudes!

401
00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:25,196
Milo just texted me back.

402
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,430
Okay, what'd he say?

403
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:29,333
"You're a jerk. Winky eye face
with the tongue hanging out."

404
00:13:29,402 --> 00:13:31,335
- Oh, you're in. You're in.
- Oh! Yeah.

405
00:13:31,404 --> 00:13:33,304
Do not text him back, okay?

406
00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:34,672
But when you see him on Monday,

407
00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,440
walk right past him
and throw him a quick...

408
00:13:36,509 --> 00:13:37,575
"Hey."

409
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,543
- Hey.
- Yes!

410
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:40,745
All right, you girls got it from here.

411
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:41,879
We have a dinner reservation.

412
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:43,814
Hey, I saw what you put in the bag.

413
00:13:43,883 --> 00:13:44,949
Thanks.

414
00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:46,684
You're welcome, sweetie.
And we love you.

415
00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:48,619
Are you gonna be this cool
when I like a boy?

416
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,688
- Oh, no. No.
- No. Not a chance.

417
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:58,229
- Good, you're home.
- One second.

418
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,231
Papi, you look great
in that new shirt!

419
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:03,467
- So handsome!
- Gloria!

420
00:14:03,536 --> 00:14:05,736
Oh. I thought you were Manny.

421
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,538
Good. You're caught up now.

422
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:08,873
I know I put on a few,

423
00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:10,641
but they don't take you
seriously as an opera singer

424
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,143
when you're too skinny.

425
00:14:12,211 --> 00:14:14,445
Do you know what happens
when the thin lady sings?

426
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:15,880
The show just keeps going.

427
00:14:15,948 --> 00:14:18,315
It's so wonderful to see you.

428
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,918
I'm gonna go and open a bottle of wine.

429
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:27,692
Do you think that Jorge could be...?

430
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,193
Jorge mentioned you bounced around

431
00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:30,327
between him and Javier.

432
00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:32,963
How much bouncing did you do?

433
00:14:33,032 --> 00:14:35,466
Technically, it's possible.

434
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,734
Oh, my God.

435
00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,336
- How is Manny going to handle this?
- Not great.

436
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:41,605
You know he doesn't respond well
to surprises.

437
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:42,807
Remember how upset he got

438
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,208
when he found out those mashed potatoes

439
00:14:44,277 --> 00:14:45,743
were really just whipped cauliflower?

440
00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:48,245
What are we going to do?

441
00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:50,915
Okay, Grandpa, I got...
Oh, Gloria, you're here.

442
00:14:50,983 --> 00:14:53,584
What do you bring with you,
besides that guilty look?

443
00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,287
Okay, in order to get
a definitive answer,

444
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,090
I had Alex perform a DNA test.

445
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,758
You got them both to spit?

446
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:02,727
- They use hair now.
- Eugh.

447
00:15:02,795 --> 00:15:04,995
Hey, lotion's on the sink, Jorge.

448
00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:06,330
Hey, turns out I'm not the only one

449
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:09,133
who suffers from dry naval.

450
00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:11,736
Uh, Alex, why do you have a medical form
with my name on it?

451
00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:16,040
I don't think I should be
the one to explain this.

452
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:20,811
Manny... as you know,

453
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,681
your mother and Jorge
had a relationship.

454
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:24,882
You're a lot alike,

455
00:15:24,951 --> 00:15:27,251
and it made us curious as to whether...

456
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,487
Uh, are... are you saying...

457
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,055
This is a DNA test.

458
00:15:31,124 --> 00:15:33,557
Your mom didn't even find out
until today.

459
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,293
So... I...

460
00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:39,029
I... I don't even know how to react.

461
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,799
So my whole childhood was a lie?

462
00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:43,300
I thought Javier was my dad.

463
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:45,402
Now he's just some stranger
who gave me baths?

464
00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:46,971
Listen, buddy.

465
00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:48,839
It's not who brings you into the world.

466
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,441
It's what you do when you're there.

467
00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:51,776
You're not Javier.

468
00:15:51,844 --> 00:15:53,210
You're not this guy. You're you.

469
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:54,645
And what you are is amazing.

470
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:57,481
And for the record,
I've been your dad since you were 10,

471
00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:00,584
and I'm gonna be your dad
until I'm gone.

472
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:03,187
I love you, and I always will.

473
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:04,488
I love you too, Jay.

474
00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:13,497
Ha! April Fool's!

475
00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:16,700
Now who doesn't understand a joke?!

476
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:17,835
What?

477
00:16:17,904 --> 00:16:20,204
I never dated Jorge!

478
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,306
He's the butcher at the grocery store!

479
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,642
I just thought
that he looked like Manny!

480
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,944
Why would you do that?

481
00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:30,281
Because you said
that I didn't understand funny.

482
00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:32,216
I didn't know you were going
to take the prank this far.

483
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,651
You made Grandpa cry.

484
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,719
I know! He was like,

485
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:38,956
"I love you and I always will."

486
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:42,927
Okay, look, I'm out.

487
00:16:42,995 --> 00:16:44,395
Uh, I used to raise veal,

488
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,564
and this has to be the cruelest thing

489
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,665
I've ever been a part of.

490
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,136
Okay, almost there... almost there...

491
00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:53,237
Hang on. One second.

492
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:55,739
Claire's gift involved a blindfold

493
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,107
and a second location...

494
00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:58,676
showmanship of the highest order.

495
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,359
To make things worse,
the clock ran out on me.

496
00:17:01,394 --> 00:17:02,447
My gift...

497
00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:04,381
I settled...

498
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:07,051
I can't even say it out loud.

499
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,220
And...

500
00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,387
Ta-da!

501
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,422
Oh, my God.

502
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,828
Our old apartment.

503
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:17,394
I know. I was noodling around
on Airbnb a couple of weeks ago

504
00:17:17,463 --> 00:17:19,430
and it was just right there listed.

505
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,532
Unbelievable.

506
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,467
It's $85 for the night,

507
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:25,669
$6 for our old favorite
Arizona fish sticks,

508
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:28,305
which you will smell
warming right now...

509
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:31,342
...$3 for the "Forget Paris" rental.

510
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,712
Aw, you even found cans of
the wine we used to like.

511
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,547
You completely nailed it.

512
00:17:36,616 --> 00:17:39,049
I know. I really did! I did! I did!

513
00:17:39,118 --> 00:17:41,151
And it was the first time ever.

514
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,519
And...

515
00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:44,054
I really want this feeling to last.

516
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:45,289
Would it be weird if I asked you

517
00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:46,790
not to give me your gift until tomorrow?

518
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,525
- You got it.
- Yes!

519
00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:49,927
In fact, I might, uh...

520
00:17:49,996 --> 00:17:51,929
I might sneak off and trade this in

521
00:17:51,998 --> 00:17:53,364
for something really terrible

522
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:54,765
just to seal your victory.

523
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,066
All right.

524
00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:57,968
Now let's get this party started.

525
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,271
- No.
- Mm.

526
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,172
- The old mixtape I made you?
- Mm-hmm.

527
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,342
Oh, yeah. "Songs in the key of Phil."

528
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,044
- Oh, no!
- Oh. Oh.

529
00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:08,879
Aw, no. Wait, hang out.

530
00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:10,681
- It's not going back in.
- You know what?

531
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,416
Sometimes it's nice to not have music.

532
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,420
Well, I'm not listening to that
all night.

533
00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:17,688
Oh.

534
00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:21,358
I wonder if the old
intercom system still works.

535
00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:22,960
Oh, yeah!

536
00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:24,962
- Yeah.
- Give it to 'em.

537
00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:27,398
Tell 'em how I feel.

538
00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:29,566
Hey!

539
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,912
Hey! Ahh!

540
00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:33,170
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, oh, oh!

541
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,539
It's okay! Okay. No need to be alarmed.

542
00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,976
- Oh, no, not the fish sticks!
- Okay...

543
00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:42,513
Oh, oh, Phil?

544
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,348
Open the window,
and it'll stop the alarm!

545
00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:47,651
- Oh, God!
- Whoa!

546
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,819
- Oh, God!
- Oh, it's okay!

547
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,688
- Phil! Phil!
- Oh! I got you!

548
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,289
- Okay...
- I got you!

549
00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:53,457
Oh, God.

550
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:56,160
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.

551
00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:58,395
- Waah!
- Wine is flammable?!

552
00:18:58,464 --> 00:18:59,863
No! But that is!

553
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:00,965
Oh, God.

554
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,833
Ahh... Ohh...

555
00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:05,869
Raccoons!

556
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,705
Oh, for God's sake, Phil,
just swear like an adult.

557
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,973
No!

558
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,076
Part of me always knew
this is how I was gonna go out.

559
00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:14,511
In a wine fire surrounded by raccoons?

560
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,612
Wait.

561
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:21,651
What is that?

562
00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,523
Oh, my goodness. Oh, yes.

563
00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:29,093
What... what is this?

564
00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:31,495
Ohh...

565
00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:34,832
Ahh! Oh, yes!

566
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,534
Yeh-ha! Yah! Yah! Yah!

567
00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:39,636
- Yeah! Get out!
- You shut your mouth!

568
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:41,505
Oh, yeah!

569
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:43,774
And since the neighbors
can't take a hint...

570
00:19:44,343 --> 00:19:45,442
Oh!

571
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,444
That was amazing.

572
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:51,582
My dear, Nothing but the best for you...

573
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:54,351
...on our anniversary.

574
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,388
Now...

575
00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,056
...where were we?

576
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,257
Okay.

577
00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:04,428
Oh.

578
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,199
May I have this dance?

579
00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:10,734
Yes.

580
00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:12,669
Oh...

581
00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,938
I am the luckiest girl in the world.

582
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,206
- Shh.
- Mm.

583
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:19,905
- Did you get me a mop for our...?
- Shh.

584
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,076
Come on.

585
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,410
Honey, what happened?

586
00:20:27,479 --> 00:20:28,678
I spilled some milk.

587
00:20:28,747 --> 00:20:31,148
Apparently the only thing
this mop can't do is mop.

588
00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:33,150
Well, there's no use crying over it.

589
00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:34,417
Just call them and complain.

590
00:20:34,486 --> 00:20:35,684
Oh, you're right.

591
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:39,046
This is your emergency moperator,
how can I help?

592
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,848
The mop function on my mop
isn't working.

593
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:46,449
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm gonna
go ahead and do a remote reset,

594
00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,603
so you may notice your mop
gets extremely hot.

595
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:51,368
- Oh... Should I...
- I'm kidding.

596
00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:54,065
Good one, moperator.

597
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,756
- You should have seen his face!
- I did! You're and adorable couple.

598
00:20:57,781 --> 00:20:59,072
Get rid of it.

599
00:20:59,097 --> 00:21:00,497
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