1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,726 Previously on "Famous In Love.." 2 00:00:01,727 --> 00:00:03,361 We can go to Gold Brothers Studios 3 00:00:03,362 --> 00:00:04,495 and audition for the "Locked" movie. 4 00:00:04,496 --> 00:00:06,497 You're seriously going to that cattle call? 5 00:00:06,498 --> 00:00:07,599 You got the part. 6 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,634 Oh, Paige, this is gonna change your life. 7 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,769 You know, the three of us would spend all of our time together. 8 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:13,438 We were inseparable. 9 00:00:13,439 --> 00:00:14,606 Kevin wrote out your parts. 10 00:00:14,607 --> 00:00:16,507 We no longer need your services. 11 00:00:16,508 --> 00:00:18,376 'Which is why we're letting you go.' 12 00:00:18,377 --> 00:00:20,612 My whole life, we've done it your way. 13 00:00:20,613 --> 00:00:23,481 Not anymore. You're fired! 14 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,550 Let me show you how much I want us to work. 15 00:00:25,551 --> 00:00:26,618 I can't. 16 00:00:26,619 --> 00:00:28,453 I can't be with someone I don't trust. 17 00:00:28,454 --> 00:00:30,788 I've stopped sleeping with Nina. It's over. 18 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:33,358 How could you deny him a chance to know his dad? 19 00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:34,659 - 'It's him.' - 'Alan Mills.' 20 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,727 He's my father. 21 00:00:35,728 --> 00:00:38,662 You lied to me every day for 23 years. 22 00:00:40,466 --> 00:00:41,599 Have you been drinking? 23 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,569 - Rainer, are you off the wagon? - Rainer! 24 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:46,371 Barrett Harper's been taunting me. 25 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:47,572 He's going wide with the story 26 00:00:47,573 --> 00:00:48,740 about Alan being his father. 27 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:50,408 What are you doing here? 28 00:00:52,645 --> 00:00:56,514 You're into him. I'm pretty sure he's into you too. 29 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,383 - I'm Rainer. - Ah, yeah, I know. 30 00:00:58,384 --> 00:00:59,817 I thought you can wear it on our first date. 31 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:01,486 That's me asking you out. 32 00:01:01,487 --> 00:01:03,554 Paige, are you in fact dating Rainer Devon? 33 00:01:03,555 --> 00:01:05,590 Don't answer that. 34 00:01:05,591 --> 00:01:07,625 I love you. I always have. 35 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:09,627 'Are you with your roommate or your co-star?' 36 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,588 I love you. 37 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:59,777 Baby, this is not how you want this to end. 38 00:01:59,778 --> 00:02:01,745 I'm not your baby! 39 00:02:02,548 --> 00:02:04,682 You bitch! 40 00:02:16,628 --> 00:02:18,596 You two finally look good together. 41 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:32,610 And, cut! That was great. Till tighter. 42 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,712 Are you sure you don't wanna go one more time? 43 00:02:34,713 --> 00:02:36,414 I can be a badder badass. 44 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:38,783 You were appropriately badass, Cass. We're movin' on. 45 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,551 'We need you in the make-up chair, Cassie.' 46 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,790 Hey, guys, I need a 15, and get the, uh, POLA 47 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,693 the ultra bounce too. Thank you. 48 00:02:48,694 --> 00:02:50,428 I have no idea what you said 49 00:02:50,429 --> 00:02:53,431 but you look all sexy when you speak director. 50 00:02:53,432 --> 00:02:55,566 Do you mind if we take a quick selfie in costume? 51 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,733 Of course. 52 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:08,613 I thought you wanted to keep it a secret 53 00:03:08,614 --> 00:03:11,416 about us comin' out, would, you know, make things complicated. 54 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:12,750 We're in a really good place, so I'm not worried 55 00:03:12,751 --> 00:03:14,385 about that anymore. 56 00:03:14,386 --> 00:03:16,421 Nothing's gonna screw us up, Paige. 57 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:17,721 We're solid. 58 00:03:20,459 --> 00:03:22,626 We're losing light! Let's move! 59 00:03:33,705 --> 00:03:36,774 Holy crap, Paige! What did you just post? 60 00:03:36,775 --> 00:03:38,709 A selfie with Jake. 61 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:42,480 Hey, congratulations, Paige, you're trending on Twitter. 62 00:03:42,481 --> 00:03:45,483 I guess you're right, Cass. I gotta post more. 63 00:03:45,484 --> 00:03:47,851 Well, people aren't exactly shipping you and Jake. 64 00:03:49,488 --> 00:03:52,390 - "Hashtag, Paige sucks." - What the.. 65 00:03:52,391 --> 00:03:55,560 - "Trending worldwide." - Oh, my God. 66 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,662 Why are people hating so much? 67 00:03:57,663 --> 00:03:59,896 Well, they just found out you didn't pick Rainer. 68 00:04:25,624 --> 00:04:27,490 Hey, Rainer. 69 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,727 Well, hello. 70 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:35,500 Can you put some lotion on me? 71 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:40,404 If you insist. 72 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,578 Will you rub it in 'cause I don't want it to streak. 73 00:04:53,352 --> 00:04:55,419 Like this? 74 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,786 You know it's a little soft. 75 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:02,326 Trust me. There's nothing soft about me right now. 76 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:06,496 Good. 'Cause I like a long hard... massage. 77 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:09,667 Rainer.. 78 00:05:09,668 --> 00:05:12,402 ...can I steal you away from your activity? 79 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:15,373 What's up? 80 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:17,475 You've got visitors. 81 00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:19,542 It's time for you to pee in a cup. 82 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,714 Meet me in my office. 83 00:05:23,715 --> 00:05:27,318 Is it just me or does he annoy the shit out of you too? 84 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:29,619 Everything about this place annoys me, Rainman. 85 00:05:30,522 --> 00:05:32,522 It's rehab. 86 00:05:38,497 --> 00:05:40,665 This is beautiful. Where do you think this is? 87 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:42,767 Omaha! Who cares, Alan? 88 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:44,702 So, he's agreed to see Alan again 89 00:05:44,703 --> 00:05:46,737 but he still refuses to meet with you. 90 00:05:46,738 --> 00:05:48,706 - Unacceptable. - I tried. 91 00:05:48,707 --> 00:05:51,375 Look, I know my son. 92 00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:53,611 He's just overstaying in here to punish me. 93 00:05:53,612 --> 00:05:55,780 He knows we can't finish the movie without him. 94 00:05:55,781 --> 00:05:57,648 Nina, Rainer knows he's ready to leave. 95 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,517 And we agree, he's on top of his sobriety 96 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:00,751 but this choice is his to make. So.. 97 00:06:00,752 --> 00:06:03,287 - Could you shut up? - Wow. 98 00:06:03,288 --> 00:06:06,757 Just... for a minute. Please. 99 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:10,494 - So I can think. - Just one min.. Yeah, thanks. 100 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,697 You think you can take out the guard? 101 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:14,699 You're joking, right? 102 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,767 Rainer needs to know that if we don't resume production 103 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:18,603 on "Locked" by Monday 104 00:06:18,604 --> 00:06:20,504 that you'll have no choice but to pull the plug. 105 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,708 And poof. Just like that the movie goes away. For good. 106 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,409 I will talk to him. 107 00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:40,491 So who.. Wait a minute, your friend's boss 108 00:06:40,492 --> 00:06:42,360 literally got hit by a bus. 109 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,362 - Are you serious? - Yeah, on Robertson. 110 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,564 She stepped out of her car in front of the IV. 111 00:06:46,565 --> 00:06:47,765 Bus took the door off her Porsche 112 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:49,400 and rolled over her foot. 113 00:06:49,401 --> 00:06:51,335 Oh, my God. 114 00:06:51,336 --> 00:06:53,471 So, is her foot, like, road kill or.. 115 00:06:53,472 --> 00:06:54,772 - Cass? - I didn't ask. 116 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:57,408 No, the point is, she can't go to Hawaii now 117 00:06:57,409 --> 00:06:58,776 and we can't borrow her house. 118 00:06:58,777 --> 00:07:01,345 It's okay, we'll figure out another location 119 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:02,613 to shoot tomorrow. 120 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:04,681 'Oh, God. Here she comes.' 121 00:07:07,419 --> 00:07:10,354 Cap for you, drip two shots of espresso 122 00:07:10,355 --> 00:07:13,290 and your usual latte, light milk, extra foam. 123 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,393 Thank you. 124 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:19,463 Oh, and I saw your vagina commercial on TV last night 125 00:07:19,464 --> 00:07:20,464 'during "Jeopardy."' 126 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:21,499 You watch "Jeopardy?" 127 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,700 Like, with your grandma? 128 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:26,437 - Are you judging me? - No, he-he's observing you. 129 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:28,706 He-he's, he does that. He's a filmmaker. 130 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:30,574 They, that's what they do. They observe. 131 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,743 Oh, uh, so, um, the usual? 132 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,612 - Yes, please. - Yes, please. 133 00:07:34,613 --> 00:07:36,313 Thank you. 134 00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:38,494 Hey, there's something about her that's a little off. 135 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,386 You think maybe she's an actress? 136 00:07:42,387 --> 00:07:44,689 - You think? - Mmm, maybe. 137 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:46,724 Paige, are you still getting hate? 138 00:07:46,725 --> 00:07:49,559 'Paige you need to turn off your notifications.' 139 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:52,462 What? I'm a GIF? 140 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,500 Paige, you're seriously in the middle 141 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:58,669 of your first social media shitstorm. 142 00:07:58,670 --> 00:07:59,737 It'll pass. 143 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:01,706 You just gotta post a puppy picture. 144 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,341 Hey, people love puppies. I'll do it for you. 145 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,310 What if it doesn't pass? 146 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,546 I mean, what-what if "Locked" bombs 147 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:10,548 or we don't even finish the movie? 148 00:08:10,549 --> 00:08:12,316 I mean, it's been two months already. 149 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,518 What if Rainer's never gets out of rehab? 150 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:15,653 And then I'm just that random girl 151 00:08:15,654 --> 00:08:17,555 that won that part in that big blockbuster 152 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:18,756 that nobody will ever see? 153 00:08:18,757 --> 00:08:23,527 Paige, hey, you do have something to fall back on. 154 00:08:23,528 --> 00:08:24,595 It's called "Stealing Georgia." 155 00:08:24,596 --> 00:08:26,330 I will piggyback on that. 156 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,432 Look, I feel like this is meant to be 157 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:29,767 for all of us. 158 00:08:29,768 --> 00:08:32,468 And, Jake, you're shooting the hell out of this movie. 159 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:36,307 It's true. 160 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,775 And you're right. You guys are both right. 161 00:08:37,776 --> 00:08:40,478 I think I've just had too much coffee. 162 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,580 To "Stealing Georgia." 163 00:08:42,581 --> 00:08:44,415 - "Stealing Georgia." - To "Stealing Georgia." 164 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,417 Oh.. 165 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:48,419 I think you're good on coffee. 166 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,720 You're a little jittery. 167 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:51,622 Here. 168 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,599 I tried therapy with my second wife. 169 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,268 - How'd that go? - She still hates me. 170 00:09:04,269 --> 00:09:06,704 But she forgave my third wife for breaking up our marriage. 171 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:09,340 If they all end badly, why do you keep getting married? 172 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,408 It makes them happy. Yeah. 173 00:09:11,409 --> 00:09:13,277 And it's no big deal if they sign a prenup. 174 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:14,677 Thanks for the fatherly advice. 175 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:19,650 Right, ah, look, Rain I hate to talk about work. 176 00:09:19,651 --> 00:09:20,651 So don't. 177 00:09:20,652 --> 00:09:23,287 Well, you know what's at stake, right? 178 00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:24,522 The movie's run out of insurance. 179 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,424 Every day it's down, the studio has to eat the cost. 180 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,459 I can't hold out much longer. 181 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,693 If I have to pull the plug on "Locked" 182 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,596 your mother's career is dead. 183 00:09:32,597 --> 00:09:34,698 That's her problem. 184 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:38,435 She thought she was doing the right thing. 185 00:09:38,436 --> 00:09:40,504 I'm where I need to be. 186 00:09:40,505 --> 00:09:42,572 And that's never gonna be on the set of "Locked." 187 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:46,477 Yoga later? 188 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,378 Namaste. 189 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,618 Maybe I need to be in rehab. 190 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:04,662 Jordan, your Golden Globe speech had me feeling awful. 191 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,797 I mean, I just wanted to take you home that night. 192 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:08,399 Girl, didn't we all? 193 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,568 Yeah! 194 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:11,735 I mean, hey, I'm available. 195 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:14,772 'No, but seriously.' 196 00:10:14,773 --> 00:10:16,807 I'm being serious. 197 00:10:16,808 --> 00:10:18,809 Do we have a clip of that? 198 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,644 Let's check it out. 199 00:10:20,645 --> 00:10:22,513 I lost.. 200 00:10:22,514 --> 00:10:25,749 I lost both my parents when I was a kid. 201 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,884 So I didn't have anyone to look up to. 202 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,556 I dedicate this to all the boys and girls out there 203 00:10:32,557 --> 00:10:35,526 who are struggling. If I can do it, you can too! 204 00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:37,795 Thank you! Thank you. 205 00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:41,432 Look at me, I'm like getting emotional all over again. 206 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,433 - Trying to keep my lashes... - Okay, well.. 207 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,434 She's getting together. 208 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,501 'I hear that there's some' 209 00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:46,370 'Oscar buzz rolling around.' 210 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,708 Hey, it's a long shot, but I'd be honored. 211 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:53,777 Wow. Now, tell us about Rainer. How's he doing? 212 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,679 Well, you know, it's no secret he's in rehab. 213 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,448 You know, takin' some time to work on himself. 214 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,716 - Yeah. - Uh, it's all good. 215 00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,351 Now what about "Locked?" 216 00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:02,419 Because rumor has it with Rainer sill in treatment 217 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,555 that they might shut down for good. 218 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:06,523 Well, you know, we all wanna go back to work. 219 00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:08,392 But we also want Rainer to get healthy. 220 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,460 That's the most important. 221 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,527 'That's right.' 222 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,772 'The verdict is in for the sentencing of Eva Burns' 223 00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:23,540 'after pleading guilty to the murder' 224 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,676 'of gossip guru Barrett Harper.' 225 00:11:25,677 --> 00:11:29,513 'Eva Burns has been sentenced to a 25-year prison term.' 226 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,449 'At time of the shooting, Burns was the executive assistant' 227 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,618 'to Hollywood producer, Nina Devon.' 228 00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:38,489 I had no idea that my assistant was so unstable. 229 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,792 Or that she had an obsession with the victim. 230 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,827 Brian, we did get your fingerprints, right? 231 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,730 All ten. You know I follow the cast on social media, right? 232 00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,632 Why are you reminding me of your job description? 233 00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:50,567 Paige posted a selfie with her new boyfriend. 234 00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:51,669 I care because.. 235 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,504 It's the guy who interrupted your press conference. 236 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,925 They're making an indie together. 237 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,443 - Get her in here. Today. - I already left word. 238 00:11:59,444 --> 00:12:00,744 Then why are you still standing there? 239 00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:03,547 Why am I still standing here? 240 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,651 - 'Hello.' - Got a proposition for you. 241 00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,685 So proposition me. 242 00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:26,384 That is your contract. 243 00:12:26,385 --> 00:12:29,721 Did you even bother to read it before you signed? 244 00:12:29,722 --> 00:12:32,522 Page 43. Read it. 245 00:12:35,394 --> 00:12:36,693 Out loud. 246 00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:41,366 "Under terms of this agreement 247 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:44,502 client is exclusive to Gold Brothers Studios." 248 00:12:44,503 --> 00:12:45,737 Did I give you permission 249 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:48,439 to shoot a crappy indie with your boyfriend? 250 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,707 It's called "Stealing Georgia." 251 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,609 And I think that if you read it, you'd... 252 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,379 If you don't cease and desist immediately 253 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,580 I will have the movie shut down. 254 00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:58,616 And also I'll make sure it never sees the light of day. 255 00:12:58,617 --> 00:13:00,585 I've been out of work for two months 256 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:01,753 a-and "Locked" isn't even shooting. 257 00:13:01,754 --> 00:13:03,588 Why are you doing this? 258 00:13:03,589 --> 00:13:05,323 Because I own you. 259 00:13:05,324 --> 00:13:08,326 And I'm very protective of my investments. 260 00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:09,494 Is this about Rainer? 261 00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:11,496 I asked you to look after him. 262 00:13:11,497 --> 00:13:13,498 And I've tried to do so. 263 00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:16,334 What, by posting pictures of your bae on Instagram? 264 00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:18,435 By visiting Rainer in rehab. 265 00:13:19,505 --> 00:13:21,439 - Well, you've seen him? - No. 266 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,740 But I've, I've tried. 267 00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:25,510 He won't put me on the list. 268 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:29,680 Nina, I'm sorry that Jake interrupted the press conference 269 00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:33,651 and I really appreciate that you got us out of there 270 00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:36,754 before any reporters had a chance to put me on the spot. 271 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:39,390 Well, your apologies usually come with a but. So, what is it? 272 00:13:39,391 --> 00:13:41,626 Nothing. There's no buts. 273 00:13:41,627 --> 00:13:43,528 And, by the way 274 00:13:43,529 --> 00:13:45,630 Jake and I only started dating 275 00:13:45,631 --> 00:13:46,798 after Rainer was in rehab. 276 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,367 And I went to Malibu to go explain that to him 277 00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:50,835 and he refused to see me. 278 00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:54,571 Well, he shut me out before, but never for this long. 279 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,778 When Rain talks about you.. 280 00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:04,681 I mean, even when he's upset, he gets this look on his face. 281 00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,619 He's really proud to be your son. 282 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,489 Well, thank you for that. 283 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,793 But don't think this changes anything. 284 00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:18,595 I'm still pulling the plug on your movie. 285 00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:21,698 We're done. 286 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,480 'That was Tangey Turner's "Heart Eyes."' 287 00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:37,782 'Taking us back to the time when she was on top.' 288 00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:39,750 'Can the one hit wonder country singer come back' 289 00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:42,420 'from her latest album's epic fail?' 290 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:55,733 'It's Alexis.' 291 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,502 'I'm busy being fabulous' 292 00:14:57,503 --> 00:14:58,603 'so leave it at the beep.' 293 00:14:58,604 --> 00:15:01,471 Call me. I need some friend time. 294 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:06,643 I hope you get hit by a bus, you piece of crap! 295 00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,546 Jackass. 296 00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,450 'Perfect!' 297 00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:13,618 - Let's do it one more time! - Wait. 298 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,486 If it was perfect, why are we doing it again? 299 00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:18,322 Because I'm the producer and I know what I'm doin'. 300 00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:19,390 Check it. 301 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,526 This week's ratings are even higher 302 00:15:21,527 --> 00:15:22,627 than the premier. 303 00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:24,245 - Seriously? - Mm-hm. 304 00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:26,222 Alexilicious is a bonafide hit. 305 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:29,500 And you are the reigning queen of reality TV. 306 00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:31,335 I gotta give you props, Ida. 307 00:15:31,336 --> 00:15:32,570 When you first came to me with this, I thought 308 00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:34,405 you were offering me Tangey's seconds. 309 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,374 I was, but she passed 310 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,742 and you had nowhere to go but up. 311 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:40,444 And that's exactly where I'm taking you. 312 00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:42,680 Fallon, Kimmel, Ellen.. 313 00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:44,682 They all want you. 314 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,350 Thank you, Ida. 315 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:48,753 Now, get back in there and insult 316 00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,555 your fake date like you mean it. 317 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,356 - Okay. - Mm-hm. 318 00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:53,624 Okay, listen, she's gonna smack you this time, okay? 319 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,792 Try that. 320 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,593 This one's perfect. 321 00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,597 It's not available either. 322 00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:02,300 Let's face it, we're never gonna find the location by tomorrow. 323 00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:03,566 Okay. Um.. 324 00:16:05,404 --> 00:16:06,704 Uh, I.. We already ordered. 325 00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:09,407 You think you're so special? 326 00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:11,442 - Well, you're not. - Excuse me? 327 00:16:11,443 --> 00:16:12,743 You're average. 328 00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,645 Just like everyone else in that pathetic 329 00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:17,315 little bubble you call your life. 330 00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:20,318 You know what, you judge people like me 331 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:21,652 because it's easier than facing the fact 332 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:23,421 that your life is mediocre. 333 00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,689 It's meaningless and you know it. 334 00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:30,328 Well? 335 00:16:30,329 --> 00:16:31,762 You were totally believable. 336 00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:33,664 You left your script behind and it's the best 337 00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,767 I've read all year. I'd love to be part of it. 338 00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,703 The movie's already cast. 339 00:16:38,704 --> 00:16:42,506 - 'Vera, order up.' - Alright! 340 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,709 Well, maybe you'll remember me for the next one. 341 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,616 Okay. That was... scary. 342 00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:53,718 She can make an emotional turn on a dime. 343 00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:56,387 Oh, my God. Back to our location issue. 344 00:16:56,388 --> 00:16:58,723 - I figured it out. - What? 345 00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,557 Paige needs to buy a house. 346 00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:04,428 Unfortunately, Nina's right about this one. 347 00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:06,564 You're exclusive to "Locked" until the film's completion. 348 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:08,366 But Rainer is still in rehab... 349 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,668 You don't wanna burn bridges this early in your career. 350 00:17:10,669 --> 00:17:12,603 Actually, I pulled up Paige's contract 351 00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:14,739 and there are a few loopholes we could explore 352 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:17,341 without her stepping on anyone's toes. 353 00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:19,677 Hey, Joanie, could you make a coffee run? 354 00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,779 I'll take a double soy matcha latte. 355 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:25,783 U-uh, yeah. Yeah.. Can I get you something? 356 00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:28,719 Uh, no. Thank you. 357 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,788 So, if you'll just trust us on this one... 358 00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:32,523 It's my turn to interrupt. 359 00:17:32,524 --> 00:17:35,526 Um, is Joanie an agent or an assistant? 360 00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:36,727 She's an agent. Uh.. 361 00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,362 We thought you'd appreciate having 362 00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:39,697 a woman on your team. 363 00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:42,566 Yeah. That's a good idea. 364 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,734 You're all fired. 365 00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:48,538 You can show yourselves out. 366 00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:53,477 I mean, why doesn't Bob get the coffee? 367 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:56,447 Or Jim, or that weasel, Andy, who for some reason can't not 368 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:57,782 stare at my boobs every time he talks to me? 369 00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,517 It's not that hard. These are my boobs. 370 00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:01,519 These are my eyes. Boobs. Eyes. 371 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,688 Uh.. Don't think that they're doing you any favors, Paige. 372 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:06,724 The agency's only looking out for Nina, Alan, and the man. 373 00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,726 They could care less about you. They're in bed with the studio. 374 00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:10,361 They always have been. 375 00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:12,396 - 'Jason.' - Ugh, Jason. 376 00:18:12,397 --> 00:18:14,365 Oh, my God! Jason, why is he even an agent? 377 00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:16,734 He just sits on his phone and plays Candy Crush all day. 378 00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,736 And his assistant, my friend Angela 379 00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:20,371 does all the work for him. 380 00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:22,573 I keep telling her she should bail, but.. 381 00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,408 You know, I don't wanna do this anymore. 382 00:18:24,409 --> 00:18:25,742 I-I quit. 383 00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:30,381 Good for you. I think you made the right decision. 384 00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:32,516 Thanks. Yeah, thanks for listening. 385 00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,752 - You were really helpful. - You're welcome. 386 00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:36,654 Uh.. 387 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,490 Good luck with everything, Paige. 388 00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:40,824 I believe in you. 389 00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:44,729 Hey.. 390 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:47,397 Why do you believe in me? 391 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,867 'Cause I can tell you want it as badly as I do. 392 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:54,605 I'm looking for a new agent. 393 00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:55,872 I'm available. 394 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,443 Okay, so tell me about these loopholes 395 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:00,478 you've been talking about. 396 00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:01,678 Okay. 397 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:19,994 Look, the studio can only get behind one actor 398 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:22,463 and we're pushing Matt Damon for the Oscar this year. 399 00:19:22,464 --> 00:19:24,632 - Seriously, Damon? - Have you seen his performance? 400 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,301 Yeah, Jordan put on 20 pounds of muscle. 401 00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:29,570 Damon, he put on a fat suit and a bald cap. 402 00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:31,205 - He shaved his head. - Fat suit. 403 00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:34,241 - Please. - Alan, I'm your guy this year. 404 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,311 You give me the support and I will 24/7 earn that nomination. 405 00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:38,646 What, you're always preaching that everybody likes 406 00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:41,282 a feel-good story? Have you heard Jordan's? 407 00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,650 - It's a happy ending. - Ah, you would know. 408 00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:45,386 - Alan! - Oh, w-wait, he knows about us? 409 00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:47,621 Look, you know what, don't sweat it. Really, don't. 410 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:50,291 I've kept bigger secrets than an Autumn-Spring time affair. 411 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,525 Don't get me wrong.. 412 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,227 Still physically, still summer. 413 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:54,495 Oh, thanks for the qualification. 414 00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,363 Look, I really want this. 415 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,332 Jordan is the real deal, Alan. He's a winner. 416 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:02,469 Okay, alright. Let me, let me see what I can do. 417 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,471 Thank you. 418 00:20:04,472 --> 00:20:06,606 Now, I gotta go kiss Tarantino's ass. 419 00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:13,347 - You told him about us? - Don't worry about Alan. 420 00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,282 I know where all his skeletons are buried. 421 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,350 Tangey knows, Alan knows. 422 00:20:16,351 --> 00:20:17,518 You don't think Rainer's gonna find out? 423 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:18,686 No. I don't. 424 00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:20,454 I've told that made-up story about my parents 425 00:20:20,455 --> 00:20:22,523 so many times, it almost feels real. 426 00:20:22,524 --> 00:20:24,658 Then I remember, the only part that's not fiction 427 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,493 is how Rainer's like a brother to me. 428 00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:28,662 And I'm glad he has you. 429 00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,631 I wanna tell Rainer the truth about us 430 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,266 while he's in a safe place. 431 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,435 You listen to me. 432 00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:35,602 Rainer is still not talking to me 433 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:40,307 and if you dump this on him now, he will never forgive me. 434 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:42,309 And if he finds out about it from someone else, Nina 435 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,610 he's gonna hate both of us. 436 00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:44,645 Jordan! 437 00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:55,389 'Breathe again.' 438 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:58,559 'Breathe. Breathe deeply.' 439 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,261 'Do Chaturanga.' 440 00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:03,597 'And Cobra.' 441 00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:05,532 'Hold.' 442 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:08,602 'Push back into downward dog.' 443 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,504 'Hold.' 444 00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:11,638 'Breathe.' 445 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,739 'And back to Cobra.' 446 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:24,551 Psst. Hey! 447 00:21:24,552 --> 00:21:26,320 Does this do anything for you? 448 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:32,659 - Impressive. - No. Making gains. 449 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,627 - Wow. - Mm-hm. 450 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:38,298 The coast is clear. 451 00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:39,599 What? 452 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,538 You know we can't do this. 453 00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,306 Do what? 454 00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:49,376 We're about to kiss, and you know that's not allowed here. 455 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:51,678 Oh. You never break the rules. 456 00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:53,580 It's not that I don't want to 457 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,781 but I wanna do rehab right this time. 458 00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,751 I get it. 459 00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:01,522 Thank you. 460 00:22:01,523 --> 00:22:03,490 But we're still playing cards later? 461 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:06,527 I'll find you... after I take a cold shower. 462 00:22:06,528 --> 00:22:10,296 Okay. Well, I'm gonna take raincheck on that kiss. 463 00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:13,299 I'm ready when you are. 464 00:22:17,539 --> 00:22:19,573 You do know there is room service, right? 465 00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:23,410 Yeah, and I refuse to let you pay $20 for a bottle of water. 466 00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:25,312 Wait, so you just hired her on the spot? 467 00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:28,315 - Just like Jerry Maguire. - "Show me the money." 468 00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:30,317 Even though Joanie found 469 00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:32,352 an element of my exclusivity clause 470 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:34,321 uh, she still thinks that we should shoot 471 00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,322 "Stealing Georgia" on the down-low 472 00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,357 'cause why rattle Nina's cage? 473 00:22:37,358 --> 00:22:39,426 Oh, good, it's on TV again. 474 00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:41,567 'Oh, my God. Wait, hold on. Let me turn up.' 475 00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:47,534 Vaginal dryness should not be embarrassing to talk about. 476 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:48,602 But it is. 477 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:51,438 That's why Vagihydrate is now available 478 00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:52,606 'without a doctor's prescription.' 479 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:54,508 'Side effects include nausea' 480 00:22:54,509 --> 00:22:56,610 'vomiting, bloating, stomach cramps' 481 00:22:56,611 --> 00:22:59,246 'breast pain tenderness, and/or swelling' 482 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,514 'headache, weight changes, freckles' 483 00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:02,316 'or darkening of facial skin' 484 00:23:02,317 --> 00:23:04,351 'loss of scalp hair and vaginal discharge.' 485 00:23:04,352 --> 00:23:06,320 increases sex, nervousness, dizziness 486 00:23:06,321 --> 00:23:07,354 or tired feeling. 487 00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:08,422 - Whoo! - Yeah. 488 00:23:08,423 --> 00:23:10,524 - Yeah! - Ka-ching, Cass. 489 00:23:10,525 --> 00:23:12,659 I've seen it, like, three times today. 490 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,562 Guy at the market called me "Itchy-vag girl." 491 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:17,664 You're a celebrity now. 492 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,634 Oh, it's Adam. 493 00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:23,370 Hey, baby. 494 00:23:23,371 --> 00:23:26,340 Are you sure about this idea for the shoot tomorrow? 495 00:23:26,341 --> 00:23:30,210 I just feel like it's, it's a little crazy. Even for us. 496 00:23:30,211 --> 00:23:32,446 It'll be a great story to tell at Sundance. 497 00:23:32,447 --> 00:23:35,314 I love how you know this is gonna happen for us. 498 00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:39,319 I love how you eat a whole Cup Of Noodles in two bites. 499 00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:41,688 - You want some? - Yeah. 500 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:44,558 - Mm, no. - Oh, yeah, okay. 501 00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:45,692 Is that what you want to play? Really? 502 00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:47,227 - That's how I wanna play. - Yeah, give me some. 503 00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:48,428 I'm real bad. 504 00:23:58,473 --> 00:24:01,174 Ooh, come in, Kendall and Kylie. 505 00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:03,410 I hope you're hungry.. 506 00:24:03,411 --> 00:24:05,445 This's my best friend, Tangey Turner. 507 00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:09,449 Ooh, um, I thought this was a girls' night, for just us. 508 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:13,220 It is a girls' night. But my life is an open book now. 509 00:24:13,221 --> 00:24:15,289 I don't want to keep anything from my fans. 510 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:16,623 I want them to know the real me. 511 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:21,261 Which is why we are in "Alexilicious" family forever. 512 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:24,364 Alexis, you are amazing. You're too perfect. 513 00:24:24,365 --> 00:24:28,268 Let's do some touch-ups and then relight for her confessional. 514 00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:30,504 Wait, was-was this rehearsed? 515 00:24:30,505 --> 00:24:32,472 Okay, I didn't sign up to be on this show. 516 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,241 I'm not signing a waiver. 517 00:24:34,242 --> 00:24:35,409 It's not like, this was a set-up or anything 518 00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:38,612 we just ran long and we're not done yet. 519 00:24:38,613 --> 00:24:40,547 Enjoy the fish, but I heard they're bones in it 520 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,648 so my mama should try it first. 521 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,684 Alexis' miked, Tangey. I heard that. 522 00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:45,419 We can still hang out. 523 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:47,387 I just don't have enough footage for my next episode. 524 00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:50,223 So, it needs to be on camera. 525 00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:53,393 I am so happy for you, Lex. I really am. 526 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:56,296 But I passed on "Tangeylicious" because I don't want my life 527 00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:57,497 playing out in front of the world. 528 00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,700 Well, that was your mistake and my gain. 529 00:24:59,701 --> 00:25:02,169 I don't want to be part of this. 530 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:05,205 Girl, you just need to stop trying to punish me 531 00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:06,607 with your career choices. 532 00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:09,643 You need to grow up and start makin' some wise-ass decisions. 533 00:25:09,644 --> 00:25:11,345 Believe it or not, mama, but you are not 534 00:25:11,346 --> 00:25:12,646 the motivator of my choices. 535 00:25:12,647 --> 00:25:14,181 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 536 00:25:14,182 --> 00:25:16,249 Okay, "Alexilicious" is sponsoring 537 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,452 the new nightclub at the Bixby tomorrow. 538 00:25:18,453 --> 00:25:20,654 Let's go, we could tear the place up together. 539 00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:23,624 Ugh, to the Bixby, the hotel's already incestuous. 540 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:24,658 Really? Do tell. 541 00:25:24,659 --> 00:25:26,326 Half Hollywood is staying there 542 00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:27,561 including your least favorite, Ginger. 543 00:25:27,562 --> 00:25:30,297 Oh, did you see that corn-fed nobody posted a pic 544 00:25:30,298 --> 00:25:31,632 with her new bae, Jay. 545 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:33,634 - Jealous much? - Ooh, ooh. 546 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,569 That's some good stuff, save it for the cameras. 547 00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:38,238 I know you're down, so come out with me tomorrow 548 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,674 walk the red carpet, your fans will fawn all over you. 549 00:25:40,675 --> 00:25:43,443 Pablo Money is performing. 550 00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:46,380 Can we come back here after without all the.. 551 00:25:46,381 --> 00:25:48,315 - Yes, I promise. - Okay, come here. 552 00:25:48,316 --> 00:25:49,549 Yay! 553 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,585 - Yes. - Alright, bye. 554 00:25:51,586 --> 00:25:53,587 Bye. 555 00:25:53,588 --> 00:25:55,489 How'd you swing Pablo Money? 556 00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:58,425 She's got a great manager, like you used to have. 557 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,395 - Come on, bae. - Okay. 558 00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:03,229 Good luck. 559 00:26:08,954 --> 00:26:10,722 - 'Hey, I'm James.' - 'Hey.' 560 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,724 'You're on the show, "Million Dollar Listing."' 561 00:26:12,725 --> 00:26:15,593 So nice to meet you. Check this out. 562 00:26:15,594 --> 00:26:16,894 Oh, wow! 563 00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:20,498 It's a small house, so you can operate every light, appliance 564 00:26:20,499 --> 00:26:24,002 TV, music, all from your phone, watch this. 565 00:26:24,003 --> 00:26:26,771 - Oh, that's so cool! - Isn't that cool? 566 00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:29,574 You can literally turn on the coffee maker 567 00:26:29,575 --> 00:26:30,842 whilst you're lounging in bed with Jake. 568 00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:31,943 Wait, what? 569 00:26:31,944 --> 00:26:33,578 Uh, how do you know about Jake? 570 00:26:33,579 --> 00:26:35,880 - "Hashtag Paige sucks." - Awesome. 571 00:26:35,881 --> 00:26:37,615 Just wait until you see the views 572 00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:39,817 and prepare to lose your breath for a bit. 573 00:26:39,818 --> 00:26:41,985 Wow, I'm-I'm I'm excited now. 574 00:26:44,857 --> 00:26:46,758 It's incredible. 575 00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:52,929 I thought we brought the 416. 576 00:27:03,742 --> 00:27:07,712 Yo, Rainer, how do you feel? 577 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,681 - Feeling stronger every day. - You look good, man. 578 00:27:10,682 --> 00:27:12,917 Maybe it's all that green they push on you in here. 579 00:27:12,918 --> 00:27:14,585 Thanks, Grace. 580 00:27:14,586 --> 00:27:15,787 It's no joke, Jay. 581 00:27:15,788 --> 00:27:17,555 Every time you eat or drink, you're either 582 00:27:17,556 --> 00:27:19,824 feeding the disease or fighting it. 583 00:27:19,825 --> 00:27:23,528 Alright, alright. You bored of this place yet? 584 00:27:23,529 --> 00:27:25,830 Uh, it beats dealing with the liars outside this place. 585 00:27:25,831 --> 00:27:27,665 Oh, you mean your mom? 586 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:28,966 You know, this is the longest I've ever gone 587 00:27:28,967 --> 00:27:30,935 without talking to her. 588 00:27:30,936 --> 00:27:35,540 I gotta be honest. I've never felt more like me. 589 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:38,609 In here, I'm not her son, I'm not her client. 590 00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:41,711 I'm just... uh, Rainer. 591 00:27:42,848 --> 00:27:44,881 I don't think she meant to hurt you. 592 00:27:46,518 --> 00:27:48,853 - Are you here to defend her? - No. 593 00:27:48,854 --> 00:27:52,590 Did she ask you to convince me to go back to "Locked?" 594 00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:54,525 - Dude, relax.. - You know what? We're done. 595 00:27:54,526 --> 00:27:56,860 Come on, Rain. Forget I even brought it up. 596 00:28:03,569 --> 00:28:05,536 I'm sorry, man, I just.. 597 00:28:05,537 --> 00:28:07,939 You have to understand what she took from me. 598 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:10,508 I grew up without a dad. 599 00:28:10,509 --> 00:28:11,808 I get it. Okay? 600 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,814 Of course you do. 601 00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:18,883 This is insane. 602 00:28:18,884 --> 00:28:21,519 There's something about being in the hills 603 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,753 that just speaks to people. 604 00:28:22,754 --> 00:28:25,656 You know, you're a part of the city, but at the same time 605 00:28:25,657 --> 00:28:28,559 you're a little removed from all the chaos. 606 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,895 Okay, so you're thirsty for Georgia's blood 607 00:28:30,896 --> 00:28:33,898 and the gun is the instrument of death, okay? 608 00:28:33,899 --> 00:28:36,701 Alright. 609 00:28:36,702 --> 00:28:38,702 And action. 610 00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:45,710 Put it down. 611 00:28:45,711 --> 00:28:47,711 'Pick up the photo.' 612 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,747 Little closer. Closer. 613 00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:51,916 We had it all, and then she rides up looking like 614 00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:53,951 a red hot mess and you take the bait. 615 00:28:53,952 --> 00:28:55,685 Yeah, now put it down. 616 00:28:56,622 --> 00:28:58,622 Pull the cover up. 617 00:28:59,691 --> 00:29:02,559 'Slowly, slowly, and walk.' 618 00:29:05,464 --> 00:29:06,797 I'm gonna kill that bitch! 619 00:29:06,798 --> 00:29:08,766 Crap. 620 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:11,635 Oh. Welcome to the open house. 621 00:29:12,804 --> 00:29:13,970 Uh.. 622 00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:18,709 That was weird. Uh, let's go wider. Now. 623 00:29:21,613 --> 00:29:24,681 'It's so peaceful. Can we not rush back inside?' 624 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,886 Actually, let's look at the kitchen. 625 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:34,959 I hate that the paparazzi forced you out of your apartment. 626 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,863 But someone like you really needs to be in a gated home. 627 00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,731 And I worked with a lot of celebrities 628 00:29:40,732 --> 00:29:43,501 and we always put their security first. 629 00:29:43,502 --> 00:29:44,869 Well, that's why I'm at the Bixby. 630 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,772 Paige, with interest rates so low and a 20% down 631 00:29:47,773 --> 00:29:49,740 your mortgage payments here would be lower 632 00:29:49,741 --> 00:29:52,510 than a week's bill at your hotel. 633 00:29:52,511 --> 00:29:55,613 - Seriously? - It's a gem of a house. 634 00:29:55,614 --> 00:29:58,716 You said you watch my show, so you know I'm a straight-shooter 635 00:29:58,717 --> 00:30:00,685 it's priced to sell. 636 00:30:00,686 --> 00:30:02,920 Okay, well, I can't wait to see the upstairs. 637 00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:04,956 'Wait until you see the master bathroom.' 638 00:30:04,957 --> 00:30:06,791 It's to die for. 639 00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:09,726 - Is there a tub? - Wait until you see it. 640 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,801 Your assistant said you were in an important meeting. 641 00:30:16,802 --> 00:30:18,603 So, you just barged in here anyway? 642 00:30:18,604 --> 00:30:19,936 Yeah, well, it is my studio. 643 00:30:21,573 --> 00:30:23,541 Okay, okay, when are you gonna get off that thing? 644 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,710 Never! It's the only thing I can control. 645 00:30:25,711 --> 00:30:27,612 Nina, we need to talk. 646 00:30:27,613 --> 00:30:29,779 I'm a multitasker. 647 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,719 It's important. 648 00:30:36,755 --> 00:30:38,956 How much time do I have? 649 00:30:38,957 --> 00:30:41,559 I called a board meeting for tomorrow to let them know 650 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,561 I'm going to pull the plug on "Locked." 651 00:30:43,562 --> 00:30:45,630 I'm gonna forgo my bonus, hopefully that will stop 652 00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:46,897 the bleeding from me. 653 00:30:46,898 --> 00:30:50,601 So, I'm the one getting fired? 654 00:30:50,602 --> 00:30:52,036 I'm gonna fight for you. 655 00:30:52,037 --> 00:30:55,673 But someone has to take the blame for this. 656 00:30:55,674 --> 00:30:58,742 Well, I guess it'd rather be me than Rainer. 657 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:12,642 I need to talk to you in there. 658 00:31:12,643 --> 00:31:14,810 Okay. What did I do? 659 00:31:14,811 --> 00:31:16,745 I thought we were gonna be.. 660 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:20,783 Why'd you change your mind? 661 00:31:20,784 --> 00:31:23,486 My doctor said I'm ready to leave, so I checked out. 662 00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:25,147 Technically, I'm not breaking any rules. 663 00:31:26,456 --> 00:31:28,423 But I am. 664 00:31:29,826 --> 00:31:32,560 - Do you care? - Nah. 665 00:31:51,548 --> 00:31:54,583 'Paige, over here! Look this way.' 666 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:57,820 'Hey, Paige! Can I get one with just you and Jake?' 667 00:31:57,821 --> 00:32:00,723 Paige, is it true you broke Rainer's heart? 668 00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:02,792 'Paige, over here. Look this way.' 669 00:32:02,793 --> 00:32:05,461 Okay, okay, uh, that's enough. That's enough. 670 00:32:05,462 --> 00:32:07,396 Thank you, guys. Thank you. Come on, come on. 671 00:32:07,397 --> 00:32:09,632 'Paige, is it true you broke Rainer's heart?' 672 00:32:12,335 --> 00:32:15,337 I'm Cassandra Perkins with two S's. 673 00:32:15,338 --> 00:32:17,339 You know, maybe you've seen my commercial? 674 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:18,507 I don't actually use the product. 675 00:32:18,508 --> 00:32:20,608 - 'Cassie?' - Okay. Um, bye. 676 00:32:22,579 --> 00:32:25,513 Alexis, you're looking beautiful. Over here, please? 677 00:32:27,384 --> 00:32:29,784 'Alexis, can we get of you without Tangey?' 678 00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:32,822 - 'Tangey.' - 'Over here.' 679 00:32:32,823 --> 00:32:36,459 'Jordan, Tangey. Over here!' 680 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:38,726 - 'Jordan, over here!' - 'Over here.' 681 00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:42,498 Wanna walk the carpet together? 682 00:32:42,499 --> 00:32:43,765 Stir the pot. 683 00:32:45,569 --> 00:32:48,570 I don't think that's the kind of publicity I want. 684 00:32:51,775 --> 00:32:53,476 Okay. 685 00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:26,709 Hey. 686 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,511 - Hey. - Can I steal you for a minute? 687 00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:29,644 Yeah. 688 00:33:30,714 --> 00:33:33,516 So, I was talking to the editor of "Us Weekly" 689 00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:35,584 I interned for her when I was at Columbia, she loved your story 690 00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:36,819 and the challenges of overnight stardom 691 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,788 and she thinks that you would make the perfect cover 692 00:33:38,789 --> 00:33:41,624 for their special "Young Hollywood" issue. 693 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,392 Oh, my God. 694 00:33:43,393 --> 00:33:45,528 Me on the cover of "Us." That's.. 695 00:33:45,529 --> 00:33:47,630 Wait, wait, what? How did you swing that? 696 00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:49,632 I promised her that when "Locked" comes out 697 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:51,534 remember it was "Us" that gave you your first cover. 698 00:33:51,535 --> 00:33:53,702 Plus, I showed her the comments on your Instafeed. 699 00:33:53,703 --> 00:33:55,504 - "Hashtag Paige sucks?" - Yeah. 700 00:33:55,505 --> 00:33:57,406 Right now you're famous for being famous. 701 00:33:57,407 --> 00:33:58,440 And that's our angle on you, 702 00:33:58,441 --> 00:33:59,441 but when "Locked" comes out... 703 00:33:59,442 --> 00:34:00,376 If "Locked" comes out.. 704 00:34:00,377 --> 00:34:01,377 You'll be famous for 705 00:34:01,378 --> 00:34:02,511 how good of an actress you are. 706 00:34:02,512 --> 00:34:04,413 I hope so because that's all that matters to me, Joanie. 707 00:34:04,414 --> 00:34:06,715 I would literally do this for free if I had to. 708 00:34:06,716 --> 00:34:09,485 Okay. I didn't know that. 709 00:34:13,690 --> 00:34:16,692 I thought you were gonna call me to celebrate my "Maxim" cover. 710 00:34:16,693 --> 00:34:18,794 Oh. Yeah. Okay. 711 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:21,429 Are you always this engaging? 712 00:34:29,406 --> 00:34:31,740 Excuse me. 713 00:34:31,741 --> 00:34:34,443 Lex? Mom? 714 00:34:34,444 --> 00:34:37,713 I'm not putting on a fat suit. No way. 715 00:34:37,714 --> 00:34:40,816 But I had to.. Oh, yeah. 716 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:43,418 Come here close, come in tight. 717 00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:48,724 Hey, cut the music, cut the music. 718 00:34:48,725 --> 00:34:50,659 I know that's not Tangey Turner 719 00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:53,562 tryin' to leave a Pablo Money party, is it? 720 00:34:53,563 --> 00:34:55,564 Whoo! 721 00:34:55,565 --> 00:34:57,800 You know I can't let that happen, love. 722 00:34:57,801 --> 00:35:01,303 I mean, we need to sing a song together or something, right? 723 00:35:01,304 --> 00:35:02,538 - Yeah. - What y'all think? 724 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:08,477 Tangey! Tangey! Tangey! 725 00:35:08,478 --> 00:35:11,447 Tangey! Tangey! Tangey! 726 00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:13,315 Tangey! Tangey! 727 00:35:18,755 --> 00:35:21,490 So, what do you wanna sing? 728 00:35:21,491 --> 00:35:23,792 Go with the flow. I'll follow your lead. 729 00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:25,594 Alright. 730 00:35:25,595 --> 00:35:27,329 "Playing With Fire." 731 00:36:26,456 --> 00:36:27,755 Wanna get naked? 732 00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,359 Let's go. 733 00:36:57,713 --> 00:37:01,616 Sometimes the, uh, stars just don't align. 734 00:37:01,617 --> 00:37:03,451 Some feels like.. 735 00:37:03,452 --> 00:37:05,853 I don't know, it was always meant to get away. 736 00:37:05,854 --> 00:37:07,788 What you shot.. 737 00:37:07,789 --> 00:37:10,791 ...every penny was on the screen. 738 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:13,761 You produced the hell out of the footage we have. 739 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:14,896 You should be proud of that. 740 00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:17,598 I don't need a pep talk, Alan. 741 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:19,634 Hey, this is me trying to be nice. 742 00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:21,701 And I don't need you to be nice to me. 743 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,667 Ooh! 744 00:37:52,668 --> 00:37:55,001 Hey, you're amazing. 745 00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:00,608 Did you see the master bathroom 746 00:38:00,609 --> 00:38:02,610 in that house? 747 00:38:02,611 --> 00:38:05,846 Fancy bathrooms are kind of a girl thing. 748 00:38:05,847 --> 00:38:08,482 The views were killer though. 749 00:38:08,483 --> 00:38:10,718 Production value was insane. 750 00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,788 I miss having a kitchen and a bathtub 751 00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:15,823 and a yard.. 752 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:17,725 We didn't have a yard in Beachwood. 753 00:38:20,829 --> 00:38:22,896 Should we move in together? 754 00:38:24,866 --> 00:38:26,933 Isn't that kinda what we're doin' here? 755 00:38:28,837 --> 00:38:31,971 I mean, like, in that house.. 756 00:38:34,509 --> 00:38:36,811 - If we can afford it. - You mean if you can afford it? 757 00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:39,746 I'm not old-fashioned about that kinda stuff, are you? 758 00:38:42,651 --> 00:38:44,851 If I had the dough, I wouldn't mind if you didn't. 759 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:52,859 So does that mean yes? 760 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:58,532 Mm, even though you hog most of the bed 761 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:00,534 I'll have known that your face is the last thing I'll see 762 00:39:00,535 --> 00:39:02,602 before I fall asleep. 763 00:39:04,873 --> 00:39:07,842 That's so romantic. 764 00:39:07,843 --> 00:39:10,578 I wanna be your safe place to land. 765 00:39:10,579 --> 00:39:11,878 So, if you want the house.. 766 00:39:13,649 --> 00:39:15,715 ...I'm there with you. 767 00:39:16,852 --> 00:39:18,818 Oh.. Ow! 768 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:30,665 See ya. 769 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:33,701 Thanks for pickin' me up. 770 00:39:33,702 --> 00:39:35,569 You sure about this? 771 00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:36,671 You're gonna get stressful really fast 772 00:39:36,672 --> 00:39:37,905 when you go back to the movie. 773 00:39:37,906 --> 00:39:39,707 I'm not going back to work. 774 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:40,941 I'm just gettin' the hell out of here. 775 00:39:40,942 --> 00:39:42,942 Well, your place or mine? 776 00:39:54,756 --> 00:39:57,958 I don't, I don't even know what that is. 777 00:39:57,959 --> 00:40:00,528 I don't know what that was. 778 00:40:00,529 --> 00:40:02,830 - Oh, my God. - It was so good. 779 00:40:02,831 --> 00:40:03,964 Honestly, I thought for sure you're going home 780 00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:05,499 with Pablo tonight. 781 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,535 Um, yeah, that's what he thought too. 782 00:40:07,536 --> 00:40:09,570 I don't think he hears the word "No" very often. 783 00:40:09,571 --> 00:40:11,806 Oh, you seemed into him. 784 00:40:11,807 --> 00:40:14,775 Mnm-mnm. I'm not ready to start with anyone new. 785 00:40:14,776 --> 00:40:17,545 Why? Is this about Jordan? 786 00:40:17,546 --> 00:40:19,647 I don't know, he's everything I ever wanted in a guy. 787 00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:21,714 So why did you break up with him? 788 00:40:22,951 --> 00:40:24,952 Okay. 789 00:40:24,953 --> 00:40:29,590 Alexis... this stays between us. 790 00:40:29,591 --> 00:40:32,593 I found out that he and Nina.. 791 00:40:32,594 --> 00:40:33,993 ...had an affair. 792 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,535 Oh, my God! 793 00:40:41,536 --> 00:40:44,572 Every time I see him.. 794 00:40:44,573 --> 00:40:46,739 ...I just, I can't shake the image of them together. 795 00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:50,978 Nina and Jordan together? As in together-together? 796 00:40:50,979 --> 00:40:53,981 As in screwing. Yeah. 797 00:40:53,982 --> 00:40:55,716 Damn. 798 00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,618 I mean, good on her, but, oh, my God! 799 00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:59,587 It started out last season in "Backsplash." 800 00:40:59,588 --> 00:41:01,555 Remember when Rainer went to rehab? 801 00:41:01,556 --> 00:41:02,623 Does he know? 802 00:41:02,624 --> 00:41:04,792 Do you think they'd still be friends if he did? 803 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:07,928 Girl, that's a kaboom-ass bombshell. 804 00:41:17,737 --> 00:41:23,110 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.