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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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I want you to have a baby.

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- Let's do this.
- Whoa! Easy there.

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I'm not having a baby.

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There's a serious
biological impediment here.

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Not necessarily.

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We have a question for you.

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Um, oh, oh, okay.

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Um...

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Sorry. You know, I-I can't do it.

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- Then I'm gonna do it.
- No, I think I should do it.

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- Then do it.
- Okay, fine. God. Mm.

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Okay, um, Erica...

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As-as you know, I, um...

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I-I real... really
want to have a child.

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Uh, very clear on that.

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Okay, great, and as you also know,

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Melissa does not want
to... h-have a child, so...

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Yeah, I don't.

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Clear on that, too.

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So, um, you already have a-a child.

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Is-is that fair to say?

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I think I feel comfortable
confirming that.

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And, uh, do-do you like your baby?

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Eh, I don't know. She's
all right, I guess.

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh, Todd, I'm kidding. I-I love her.

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Cool.

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It's very, very cool.

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Do you want to have a baby with Todd?

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- I'm sorry?
- Oh, we have our answer.

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You know, this was a fool's
errand, and I am a fool.

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Thank you very much, Erica.

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You've been nothing but gracious
throughout this entire ordeal.

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I-I didn't say "no."

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Oh. Oh, my God!

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I'm gonna be a dad! What?! Really?!

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Whoa, no. I mean, I... I
didn't say "yes," either.

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R-Real roller coaster
here, I got to tell you.

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Well, Todd, this is, like, a huge thing.

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Can I have a little bit
of time to think about it?

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Yeah. No.

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Of course. Of course. Absolutely.

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I mean, you-you take your time.

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Um, yeah.

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Todd?

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Is it a more than a
few minutes situation?

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More than a few minutes situation.

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We should go. Okay.

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Let's go.

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Oh. Who just got her bath?

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You did. You did.

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And who just did a huge poop?

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That's right. Daddy did.

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Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

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Oh, hey, Care Bear.
Didn't see you there.

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Don't mind me. Just do your thang.

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You want Daddy to put you to bed?

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Huh? Huh?

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Stop right there.

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You like what you see, huh?

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Your lower back hair
is catching the light

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in the most beautiful way.

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It's like I'm seeing
it for the first time.

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Must be some residual push sweat.

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I don't know if you heard,

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but I just took a
pretty aggressive dump.

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I did hear.

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Whatever you're doing, keep doing it,

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'cause Mommy likey.

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Well, Daddy aimsy to pleasey.

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Spin for me.

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Slowly.

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Ooh.

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Stop right there.

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Now raise the baby.

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- Mmm.
- Yeah, that's right.

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Get lost in it.

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Why don't you come over here
and give me a little taste?

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Your wish is my command.

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- Did somebody order the special?
- Hmm.

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Ooh.

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- My compliments to the chef.
- Careful.

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I don't want to spoil your dinner.

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Lucky for you, I have a tapeworm,

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and he skipped lunch.

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- Oh, Carol.
- Tandy.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You just gave birth.

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I mean, isn't it too soon for sex?

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Well, just 'cause the
doggy door's busted

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doesn't mean we can't
look through the peep hole.

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Oh, Carol.

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A baby? You... you said no, right?

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I didn't say anything. I was
too in shock to be honest.

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- Oh, you got to shut this down.
- Yeah, I-I know.

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I-I just... I feel bad.

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I mean, Dawn is the light
of my life, and by saying no,

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I'm denying Todd his only
chance at this experience.

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It's pretty cut and dry, Shug.

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"Aw, Todd, you're so sweet,
but no way in freaking hell,

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and my smoke-show of a
wife supports me in that."

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You're right. I got to be direct.

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I'll just pull him aside after dinner.

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Ugh. He's gonna be crushed.

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He knows it's a long shot.

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I'm sure he hadn't gotten his hopes up.

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Sorry we're late.

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Tandy and I were engaged in
a spirited petting session.

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Ugh.

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With outercourse like
that, who needs intercourse?

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JK. I do, and hopefully soon.

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Todd, uh, please pass
the garbanzo beans.

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Todd?

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Oh. I'm-I'm sorry.

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Here. Coming at you.

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I'll get it.

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- What you thinking about, bud?
- Nothing! God!

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- Sorry. I'm-I'm...
- No.

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It's just, I-I wasn't thinking
about anything in particular.

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And I answered your question
to the best of my ability

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given the available
knowledge at the time.

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You were saying something interesting

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about garbanzo beans?

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You okay, bud?

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Uh, okay, you know, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

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Melissa and I have asked
Erica to have my baby.

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No way.

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That is so exciting! Oh!

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No, but, guys, please just
leave... no, leave her alone.

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She's taking some time
to-to think about it.

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Isn't that right?

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- Oh, my God, have you decided?
- Oh, uh...

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maybe we should talk about this later.

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Actually, um, later doesn't work for me.

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Uh, I'm-I'm real busy in
all my later time slots.

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Could you just tell me now?

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- In-in front of everyone?
- Oh, yeah.

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What was I thinking? W-We
should do this in the other room.

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- Come on.
- Okay.

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Wish me luck, everybody.

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M-Melissa, c-come on.

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- I don't really want to go.
- Please.

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Oh, you have a bean in your beard.

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Oh, that's embarrassing. Where is it?

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Oh, no, no, no. I got it.

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Your bean, sir.

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No! No!

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- Did you get it?
- Got it.

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So?

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Mom.

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We need to ask you something.

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As you know, Tandy and I
recently had twin baby girls.

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Can we agree on that?

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- Yeah.
- And both births

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came via the traditional
birthing causeway.

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- The female vagina.
- Mm-hmm.

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Can we agree on that?

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Uh, yeah.

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As we alluded to at dinner,

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Tandy and I have begun dabbling
in the sensual arts again.

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And despite powerful,

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even violent urges on both sides,

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our liaisons have been
anything but dangereux.

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Could y'all just cut
to the chase, please?

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Gail, Carol and I would like
your medical blessing to pork.

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What has it been?

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Like, less than two weeks
since you gave birth?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Look, the normal waiting
time is four to six weeks.

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- Oh.
- No.

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But your birth experience
was anything but normal,

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so maybe your freak show
of a reproductive system

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can handle it.

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Mom, are you saying

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that Tandy can release the hounds?

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I will never say that,
and I would request

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that you never make me hear that again.

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But the answer I think
you're looking for is yes.

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Oh, thanks, Mom!

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Release the you-know-whats!

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Oh!

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Look who rolled over.

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So...

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I went and got some
fun stuff at the mall.

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I got some board games, cat puzzle,

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uh, a couple joke books.

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- Doesn't that sound fun?
- No.

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Pretty funny.

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"What does a vegan zombie eat?"

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"Grains."

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Okay.

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Got one of these guys.

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Uh-oh, it's a dance-off.

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You better bring it.

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Fine.

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Well, there's a bunch
of other crap in here.

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So, if you get in the mood...

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Look, I know Erica's
decision was hard to hear.

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But you're gonna get through this.

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What? What is...?

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Oh, you like that train set, huh?

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Great.

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This is good.

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? Baby, take off your coat ?

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? Real slow ?

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? Take off your dress ?

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? Yes, baby, yes ?

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? Yeah ?

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? But you can leave your hat on ?

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? Yeah, you can leave your hat on ?

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? You can leave your hat on... ?

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Are you ready?

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Balls have never been cleaner.

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Sweated them up a little
bit in the dance, but...

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You want to take a little whiff-ski?

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I'm gonna save that for dessert.

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Then shall we doink?

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May I stop you to say that this may be

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the most romantic thing of
which I've ever been a part?

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- You may not.
- Oh.

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Oh, no, table four says
the meat is undercooked.

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- Throwing it back on the grill.
- Table six has a nut allergy.

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Keep those cashews away
from the stroganoff.

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I got to plate this,
Carol. I got to plate it!

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But the whole party hasn't arrived yet.

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I'm plating it!

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- I'm plating it!
- God!

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Oh, God!

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Hey, bud.

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Hey.

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I know the whole "Erica
not having your baby" thing

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is a real bummer.

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So, if you ever want to
babysit, just say the word.

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You know, Carol and I
just got the go-ahead

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to start plowing again.

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E-Excuse my French. Ramming.

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Uh, it's been a little weird
with the babies in the room.

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- I mean, not that weird, but still just...
- Tandy.

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Can I talk to you?

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Stop talking to him about babies.

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That's the last thing
he needs right now.

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Sorry. I'm just trying to help.

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By rubbing your babies in his face?

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- I...
- I've got this handled, okay?

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Just leave him alone with his trains,

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and he'll be fine in a few days.

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Nice caboose.

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The train's not bad, either.

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Hi, Todd.

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I'm just here holding a
box of general miscellany.

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So, how's it going with you, bud?

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He's fine.

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Can I help you?

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We need to talk.

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We have to tell him.

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- It's not the right time.
- It's never the right time.

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W... Just give him a little bit longer.

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00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:21,782
I can't keep lying to
him. It's killing me.

259
00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:24,673
Yeah, and I can't keep this up forever.

260
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:27,897
We'll tell him, just not now.

261
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,092
Well, this baby's not going to wait.

262
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:32,995
You got two months, tops.

263
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,376
I would like to propose a toast

264
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:40,487
to Gail

265
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,739
Congratulations on six months
of sobriety from red wine.

266
00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:45,497
I did it, y'all.

267
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,841
Goodness gracious,

268
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:52,575
where, oh, where am I
gonna hang this dartboard?

269
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:54,502
- Todd's not here, Carol.
- Oh, thank gol.

270
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,766
This is ridiculous.

271
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:58,469
You can't go on hiding
that pregnancy forever.

272
00:14:58,571 --> 00:15:00,125
Well, tell that to the conductor's wife.

273
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,751
I'm doing the best I can.

274
00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,542
At least Todd's out of bed
now, and he's eating again.

275
00:15:04,644 --> 00:15:06,444
He hasn't mentioned babies in months.

276
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:09,364
He's a grown-ass man
who spends 18 hours a day

277
00:15:09,389 --> 00:15:11,615
playing with trains;
that's just not right.

278
00:15:11,718 --> 00:15:13,851
He's making improvements every day.

279
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,001
I stand corrected.

280
00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:33,004
I've tried everything. I
don't know what else to do.

281
00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:36,507
Look, don't worry, Melissa.
I think I have an idea.

282
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:40,846
And, as usual, I will handle
it with grace and "aplobm."

283
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,857
Carol, can you join me?

284
00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:45,284
Ooh, I'm involved!

285
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:48,321
Hey, thanks so much for joining me, bud.

286
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:50,462
And, look, I got to be honest,

287
00:15:50,487 --> 00:15:51,622
the real reason I brought you here

288
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:54,224
was not to help me
dispose of dirty diapers.

289
00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:57,050
But be prepared, 'cause
what I'm about to say

290
00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:58,960
is a real shocker.

291
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,166
I hate having kids, bud.

292
00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:06,766
It's the worst.

293
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:10,267
I mean, they cry all the
time, always begging for food.

294
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:13,026
This diaper thing is so disgusting.

295
00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:15,729
Oh, God, I wish I could go back in time

296
00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:18,164
and just be married without kids.

297
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:20,549
Oh, I'm so jealous of you and Melissa.

298
00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:23,269
You gals got it made in
the shade with lemonade.

299
00:16:23,371 --> 00:16:25,807
With ice in it.

300
00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:28,463
Tandy, I have something to say,

301
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:30,584
and it cannot wait until we're alone.

302
00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:33,500
- Everything okay, Bear?
- Afraid not.

303
00:16:33,821 --> 00:16:36,015
Good God, what is it?

304
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,874
This is bad news.

305
00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:39,765
Stay for this, Todd!

306
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:42,055
I'm pregnant.

307
00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:51,030
Oh, this is exactly what I don't want!

308
00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:53,222
Oh, I can't think of worse news!

309
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:56,581
And to come out of the blue so suddenly!

310
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,835
Oh, God! Oh!

311
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:01,899
- The burden!
- Incredible onus!

312
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,501
Oh, Dawn.

313
00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,360
Look at this.

314
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:00,724
You wore this when we were running

315
00:18:00,749 --> 00:18:03,784
from a nuclear explosion, remember?

316
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:07,501
It's hard to believe
you were ever this tiny.

317
00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:10,742
I think we'll just keep this one. Okay.

318
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,085
Aw.

319
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:21,248
Dawn, look at this.

320
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,317
Look.

321
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,932
Look, that's Mummy.

322
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:27,090
And these are your grandparents.

323
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,512
And that's your Uncle Ethan,

324
00:18:30,164 --> 00:18:32,259
Mummy's brother.

325
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,500
Gol!

326
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,874
Gol, gol, gol, gol, gol, gol, gol, gol!

327
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:52,446
Aw, did someone score another goal?

328
00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:54,988
Yes, I did. Unassisted.

329
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,420
Wait, where are all the trains?

330
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,455
I don't know. You know, I
came in here this morning,

331
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,290
and they were just all gone.

332
00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,409
Hey, bud.

333
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:13,702
Yeah, I, um... I put,
I put 'em all away.

334
00:19:16,209 --> 00:19:19,127
- I, uh... I got you a little something.
- Oh.

335
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:22,276
It's a congratulations
for being pregnant.

336
00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:24,778
Well, look at you.

337
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:26,576
I'm-I'm glad you're all here,

338
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,735
'cause I have something I want to say.

339
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:31,118
Um...

340
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,120
Um, so just... Excuse me, I'm sorry.

341
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:36,123
Please, just bear with me.

342
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,112
"Sometimes a guy's
got to hit rock-bottom

343
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,792
to realize what's
truly important in life.

344
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:46,043
Todd Dimas Rodriguez was
born in the tiny enclave

345
00:19:46,076 --> 00:19:48,143
of Mills Glen to parents who he..."

346
00:19:48,178 --> 00:19:50,979
I want to have a baby with you.

347
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,663
Who was that to?

348
00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:54,848
Wait, uh, did you-you...
Who was that to?

349
00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:56,829
Todd, I've decided;
I want to have a baby,

350
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,043
and I want to have it with you.

351
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,568
Really?

352
00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:03,478
Yeah, really.

353
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,029
Wait.

354
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,231
No, wait, no. I...

355
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,573
Erica, I-I can't.

356
00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:14,926
Okay? I-I can't let
you give me a pity baby.

357
00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:16,138
Yes, you can.

358
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,667
Todd, listen. I've thought about this.

359
00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:20,438
And Gail and I have discussed it,

360
00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:21,729
and this is what I want.

361
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,518
- But you just said that you...
- Stop talking! You made a sale.

362
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:27,837
Look, Dawn is the best
thing I've ever done.

363
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:30,970
And I would love to give her
a little brother or sister.

364
00:20:30,995 --> 00:20:33,360
And you promise you're
not doing this for me?

365
00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:35,290
I'm doing this for me.

366
00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:39,294
And I'm thrilled to have a guy
like you to go through it with.

367
00:20:40,695 --> 00:20:42,131
I'm gonna be a dad.

368
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,167
I'm gonna be a dad!

369
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,412
- Aw!
- Oh!

370
00:20:55,334 --> 00:21:00,334
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