1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,312 Whatever's happening to 2 00:00:01,340 --> 00:00:02,514 you... Ramone! 3 00:00:02,583 --> 00:00:04,650 ...Don't come at it from fear because the fear will 4 00:00:04,718 --> 00:00:06,752 destroy you. You think one of our students 5 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,754 did this? This is payback for not 6 00:00:08,822 --> 00:00:11,389 getting their White pride club. 7 00:00:11,457 --> 00:00:13,524 I'd like to take a look at your game. 8 00:00:13,593 --> 00:00:15,727 - Why? You want to analyze it? - I want to learn 9 00:00:15,795 --> 00:00:17,696 - more about you. - I'll send you a link. 10 00:00:17,763 --> 00:00:20,498 Greg, I still need you to want me. 11 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,500 - Happy birthday! - Well, thank you! 12 00:00:26,572 --> 00:00:29,574 Thank you for flying to Vancouver. 13 00:00:29,641 --> 00:00:30,812 It's no prob. 14 00:00:30,837 --> 00:00:32,732 Kind of a few things I need to do up here anyway. 15 00:00:32,757 --> 00:00:34,758 - I'll get to it. - We'd like to publish in 16 00:00:34,783 --> 00:00:36,951 the fall. And we'd love for your father to write the 17 00:00:36,976 --> 00:00:40,094 - foreward. - Imam Chuck, this is my 18 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,019 husband. I would love to have 19 00:00:42,087 --> 00:00:45,288 - you both over for dinner. - Well, yes, definitely. 20 00:00:45,356 --> 00:00:48,125 - We would love to. - Audrey Bayer dismissed the 21 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:51,428 - idea of prosecution. - Oh come on, fire me? 22 00:00:51,496 --> 00:00:54,131 It was either the empathy initiative or Math. 23 00:00:54,198 --> 00:00:56,466 You got it wrong, it was about those kids. 24 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,009 It's either them or Math. 25 00:01:06,292 --> 00:01:12,707 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:14,541 I was completely misrepresented, 27 00:01:14,576 --> 00:01:16,376 and publicly humiliated on TV, 28 00:01:16,412 --> 00:01:18,611 while he saved his ass with the school board, 29 00:01:18,647 --> 00:01:19,879 and they killed the funding. 30 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:22,782 They made my life's work a joke on the news! 31 00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:26,285 And you're just supposed to walk away and do nothing? 32 00:01:26,321 --> 00:01:28,187 - Fuck them! - Fuck them! 33 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,456 We can fight this. 34 00:01:29,491 --> 00:01:31,624 All we need is money. 35 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:33,025 Federal grants. 36 00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:35,662 Cut to the bone. Virtually impossible. 37 00:01:35,697 --> 00:01:38,130 All right, so we turn to the private sector. 38 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,499 Who do we know that's really rich? 39 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,734 The Lattimers, but it all goes to cancer. 40 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:44,036 Um... 41 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,237 The Fallons. 42 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,739 But they focus on Children's Hospital. 43 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,842 The Handelmans are strictly Alzheimer's. 44 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,145 Wendy Ellis is so cheap, she doesn't give anything to anybody. 45 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,047 - That's obscene. - Isn't it? 46 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,651 What about Steve Benjamin? 47 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,420 Oh, wow. 48 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,123 Steve Benjamin. Right! He's in Portland. 49 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,494 Made a fortune in clean energy or something. 50 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:11,196 So he still might have a social conscience. 51 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,164 Why haven't we reached out? 52 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,077 Was such a sweetheart. 53 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,535 The three of us had so much fun together. 54 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,137 We did. 55 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,472 He was a good guy. 56 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,939 And he had a thing for you. 57 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,408 Oh, I know. 58 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,310 I think he wanted to sleep with you. 59 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,212 Yeah. 60 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:28,746 It could have happened, 61 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:31,483 but I never let it go there. 62 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,651 I couldn't. 63 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,319 I was all yours. 64 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,188 Body and soul. 65 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:44,428 It would be really weird to go to him now, 66 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:46,191 begging for dollars. 67 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,034 Maybe money has changed him, who knows. 68 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,435 Let's give him a shot. 69 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,903 Nothing to lose. 70 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:54,871 If he says no, we'll just keep fighting. 71 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,515 Ah! 72 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,250 I feel fantastic. 73 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:09,085 Establishing the body-mind connection... 74 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,687 Aah, shit! 75 00:03:17,462 --> 00:03:19,162 Okay. 76 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:22,865 Okay. 77 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,167 I feel fantastic. 78 00:03:24,202 --> 00:03:25,901 Body-mind connection, 79 00:03:25,937 --> 00:03:28,003 first thing in the morning. 80 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,680 Ah, greetings! 81 00:03:37,715 --> 00:03:39,615 Hey, did I wanna get up this morning 82 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,516 and go to the pool? Not really. 83 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:43,518 But establishing the body-mind connection 84 00:03:43,554 --> 00:03:45,387 - first thing in the morning means... - Excuse me. 85 00:03:45,422 --> 00:03:46,321 What? 86 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,523 You have a little snot coming out of your nose. 87 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:50,392 Ah, shit. Really? 88 00:03:50,427 --> 00:03:51,426 I thought you'd want to know. 89 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:53,729 I mean, it seems like it would be important to you. 90 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:57,299 Uh, this isn't vanity. 91 00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:59,501 This is for work. This is my brand. 92 00:03:59,536 --> 00:04:00,835 Sure. 93 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,371 Don't worry, you'll get it right eventually. Yeah, I know. 94 00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:04,772 I'm only trying to help. 95 00:04:04,808 --> 00:04:07,075 Yeah, well, I'm good. 96 00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:09,578 That's quite an ego you've got there. 97 00:04:09,613 --> 00:04:10,979 "Pride goeth before a fall." 98 00:04:11,014 --> 00:04:13,815 Okay, well, pride is actually healthy. 99 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,483 It's not ego. 100 00:04:15,518 --> 00:04:17,251 It's self-esteem. 101 00:04:17,286 --> 00:04:18,385 It's self-confidence. 102 00:04:18,421 --> 00:04:20,054 It's self-actualization, 103 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,756 and I'm not falling! 104 00:04:33,503 --> 00:04:35,169 Ah! 105 00:04:35,204 --> 00:04:38,272 Hey, did I wanna wake up early and go for a swim? 106 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:39,540 Hell, no. 107 00:04:39,575 --> 00:04:42,543 But I did it anyway, and now I feel fantastic. 108 00:04:42,578 --> 00:04:44,577 Establishing the body-mind connection 109 00:04:44,613 --> 00:04:46,913 first thing in the morning means maximum energy, 110 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:49,482 and personal power all day long. 111 00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:00,527 - I'm sorry. - _ 112 00:05:00,562 --> 00:05:01,827 If you want me to get you dressed, 113 00:05:01,863 --> 00:05:03,963 - you have to get the claws. - _ 114 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:05,398 Here they come! 115 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:06,533 There you go! 116 00:05:06,568 --> 00:05:08,268 _ 117 00:05:08,303 --> 00:05:10,303 Okay, look at this! 118 00:05:11,173 --> 00:05:12,405 This is what you wanna wear? 119 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,573 Yes! 120 00:05:13,608 --> 00:05:15,241 All right. Arms up! 121 00:05:15,277 --> 00:05:16,609 Arms... up. 122 00:05:16,645 --> 00:05:19,111 Keep them up, because I'm coming in, and I'm... 123 00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:23,049 Oh! Uh, Mommy's gonna finish up, okay, honey? 124 00:05:23,084 --> 00:05:24,483 - No! - Ashley, you're up! 125 00:05:24,518 --> 00:05:26,451 Here is your dress. 126 00:05:26,487 --> 00:05:27,553 Okay. 127 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,721 Hey, she can't wear that. 128 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:30,790 We're saving it for her birthday. 129 00:05:31,993 --> 00:05:33,059 Baby, hey! 130 00:05:33,094 --> 00:05:34,626 Sweetheart. Angel. 131 00:05:34,662 --> 00:05:37,796 Let's find something extra special for you to wear today. 132 00:05:37,831 --> 00:05:40,232 Come on. Hailey, stop. 133 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:41,933 The sparkles are for your birthday party, okay? 134 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,935 Don't you wanna be sparkly tomorrow? 135 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,270 No! 136 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:49,641 Ooh! Oh my gosh! 137 00:05:49,677 --> 00:05:50,942 Look at this! 138 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:53,178 It's your favorite favorite. 139 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:54,445 Dad! 140 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,680 Girl! 141 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,950 I don't know what to do with you. 142 00:06:02,089 --> 00:06:03,588 You've already got skis. 143 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:04,823 Those are downhill. 144 00:06:04,858 --> 00:06:06,790 These are powder. Completely different. 145 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:08,192 And you've got the snowboard. 146 00:06:08,228 --> 00:06:09,560 That's a totally other sport. 147 00:06:09,596 --> 00:06:11,529 And... it's not winter. 148 00:06:11,564 --> 00:06:13,864 Exactly, and that's why these... 149 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:16,367 - How much did you spend? - ...were on sale. 150 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:18,269 So, yes, I bought new skis. 151 00:06:18,304 --> 00:06:20,738 But in reality, I was saving us money. 152 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:23,207 You're trying to gaslight me. 153 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:25,209 Only a little. 154 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:27,310 Are we all set for Hailey's party tomorrow? 155 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,645 At Chuck E. Cheese? 156 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,982 - Yeah, should be. - Okay. You got all the RSVP's? 157 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,752 Uh, no. Those are supposed to go to your email. 158 00:06:37,823 --> 00:06:39,889 But I haven't heard from anybody. 159 00:06:41,092 --> 00:06:42,659 Not one person. 160 00:06:46,164 --> 00:06:47,564 Hey, Malcolm? 161 00:06:47,599 --> 00:06:49,932 Are you sure those were supposed to come to me? 162 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:52,702 Yeah! We decided. 163 00:06:52,738 --> 00:06:54,103 Babe, relax. 164 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:56,906 It'll all work out. 165 00:07:01,345 --> 00:07:02,544 Hi, Lena! Hi! 166 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,846 It's Ashley Collins. 167 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,248 Uh, I was just calling to... 168 00:07:05,283 --> 00:07:06,783 Oh my gosh! 169 00:07:06,818 --> 00:07:08,484 - It's a super model! - You're so beautiful! 170 00:07:08,519 --> 00:07:09,852 Please change her. 171 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,053 Uh, sorry. 172 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:13,689 I was just wondering if we'll see little Noah 173 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,591 at Hailey's party tomorrow? 174 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:20,396 Oh, that's too bad. I hope he feels better. 175 00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:15,149 Hello, love of my life. 176 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:17,384 My day's just run away with me. 177 00:08:17,419 --> 00:08:19,185 I need you to stop by the market, 178 00:08:19,221 --> 00:08:22,889 and pick up a bottle of Doogh for Imam Chuck's dinner tonight, 179 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,591 and some nice baklava. 180 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,626 Uh, okay. 181 00:08:26,662 --> 00:08:28,094 Uh, pistachio or walnut? 182 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:29,996 Anything, just fresh. 183 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,466 And flowers. 184 00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:33,817 All right. It'll have to wait 185 00:08:33,853 --> 00:08:35,935 until I, uh, finish my rounds this afternoon. 186 00:08:35,971 --> 00:08:38,271 Don't forget, Farid. 187 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:41,341 You know how important this is to me, right? 188 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:43,009 Anything for you, my love. 189 00:09:29,623 --> 00:09:31,489 Where are you? 190 00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:44,268 You're so far away. 191 00:09:44,304 --> 00:09:46,804 Nothing is far away in this apartment. 192 00:09:46,839 --> 00:09:49,606 If I had an actual live, flaming hot dude in bed, 193 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:51,436 I would not be staring at a fucking 194 00:09:51,461 --> 00:09:52,767 computer screen. 195 00:09:54,347 --> 00:09:55,947 Hey. 196 00:09:55,982 --> 00:09:57,681 Look at me. I'm real. 197 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,718 This is all real. 198 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,822 This is real too, Henry. 199 00:10:04,857 --> 00:10:06,289 I just have to work for a little while. 200 00:10:06,325 --> 00:10:09,292 No. No. That's not gonna happen, kid. 201 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:12,729 Well, you're not the boss of me, old man. 202 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,700 Do I gotta sit my ass on that keyboard right there? 203 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,902 - Don't you fucking dare. - No. 204 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:23,306 You're not working on the game. 205 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:24,841 - I'm not working at the laundry. - Stop. 206 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:27,110 - We're not working today. - Henry! 207 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:28,478 I got another kind of job for you. 208 00:10:28,513 --> 00:10:29,846 I think you'll like it. 209 00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:31,581 - Oh, yeah? - Come back to bed. 210 00:10:31,616 --> 00:10:34,116 Not till you brush your teeth. 211 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:45,094 Stop! 212 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,228 - Ooh, that got him! - Stop! 213 00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,796 - Ooh, that got him! - No! 214 00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:48,998 You stink. Get off. 215 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,269 No! No! 216 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:57,706 Well, why wouldn't you propose if you love her? 217 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:01,543 Well, it's just a meaningless grand gesture, isn't it? 218 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,779 Maybe grand gestures are the best we can offer 219 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:06,247 in a dying civilization. 220 00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:07,749 But is love what we have to offer? 221 00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:11,486 Not a salute to some random, institutional construct. 222 00:11:11,522 --> 00:11:14,355 Marriage is more than that, though. 223 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:16,591 It's a binary organism. 224 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:18,660 It lives and breathes 225 00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:21,162 and changes and grows. 226 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:24,399 It's an expression of our highest human ideals: 227 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,301 loyalty, fidelity, 228 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:28,503 courage. 229 00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,605 Marriage is... is like a row boat. 230 00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:33,174 Sometimes, you're in it together. 231 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:35,910 Sometimes, one of you falls out. 232 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,145 Sometimes, she helps you back in. 233 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,848 Sometimes, she smacks you on the head with the oar. 234 00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:44,051 I love this. Yeah, you're on a roll. 235 00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:45,485 Sometimes, you row together, 236 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,431 but one of you rows so hard 237 00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,790 that you wind up just going around in circles. 238 00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:52,026 Sometimes, you just... 239 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:54,961 Oh! 240 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,397 - Hey. - Hey! 241 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,166 Am I interrupting? 242 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,034 Oh, um, Duc. 243 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:03,537 Uh, you know Michael, right? 244 00:12:03,572 --> 00:12:05,172 Yeah. From the party. 245 00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,506 - Hey. - Hey. 246 00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:09,609 Yeah, we were just sitting around 247 00:12:09,644 --> 00:12:11,678 shooting the shit, as always. 248 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,416 - I'll go. - Okay. 249 00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:19,251 You can stay. 250 00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:22,722 So what can I do for you? 251 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:25,858 Um... 252 00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:28,894 Well. 253 00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:31,564 I was wondering if, uh, you'd be interested 254 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:34,200 in writing the foreword for my book. 255 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,172 My son is publishing a book. 256 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,040 Wow! That's fantastic. 257 00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:43,308 Congratulations, Duc. 258 00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:46,612 I would be honored to write your foreword, son. 259 00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:49,648 Aw, thanks, Dad. 260 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:51,917 That means a lot. 261 00:12:51,952 --> 00:12:53,351 Well... 262 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,121 Oh. Uh... 263 00:12:57,658 --> 00:13:01,058 Uh, well, I'm just gonna let you get back to your philosophizing, so... 264 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,294 - You... you don't wanna...? - Ah, you know. 265 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,097 Nice seeing you. 266 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,298 You too. 267 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:13,904 - Oh, boy. - What? 268 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,279 I'm not sure what to write. 269 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:20,244 His book doesn't speak to me. 270 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,148 It's all iron-willed self-discipline, 271 00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,415 or is that self-denial? 272 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:26,717 I-I can't figure it out. 273 00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:28,753 I don't know. Maybe it's generational. 274 00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:31,856 Well, I could read it. 275 00:13:31,891 --> 00:13:34,591 We could talk about it. Might help. 276 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:37,227 Well, you'd be doing me a huge favor. 277 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,297 But you need to be honest. 278 00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:43,800 I don't want you just telling me what you think I want to hear. 279 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,370 You do that, you know. 280 00:13:46,405 --> 00:13:48,004 Promise. 281 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,073 Okay. Good boy. 282 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:57,914 Hey, Jessica, it's Ashley Collins. 283 00:13:57,949 --> 00:13:59,015 I was just calling to... 284 00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,284 No, it's okay. Hardly anybody RSVP'ed. 285 00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:04,754 Stitches? 286 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,990 Okay. Yeah. Well, never mind. 287 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:10,293 Your mom's here. 288 00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:11,860 Good morning! 289 00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:13,762 Good morning. 290 00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:15,464 What's up? 291 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,766 I need business advice. 292 00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:21,304 I thought Duc was your go-to. 293 00:14:21,339 --> 00:14:23,772 Where did you get that idea? 294 00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:27,042 You're both knowledgeable and highly successful. 295 00:14:27,078 --> 00:14:29,544 But he'll make me do push-ups before he tells me anything. 296 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:35,550 It won't take long, but I understand if you're too busy. 297 00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,385 No, no, no. It's... it's fine. 298 00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:39,421 You're here. So, tell me. 299 00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:42,824 How do you do The Kickstarter? 300 00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:45,760 I have to finance the Empathy Initiative. 301 00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:47,395 The funds were yanked. 302 00:14:47,431 --> 00:14:49,531 Oh, Mom, I'm sorry. 303 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:52,267 Okay, well, first, it's just Kickstarter, 304 00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:53,368 not The Kickstarter. 305 00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:55,803 Uh, and I'm not really sure that's what you need. 306 00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:59,006 It's a lot of people chipping in for a good cause. 307 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:00,474 That's my understanding. 308 00:15:00,509 --> 00:15:02,210 I mean, how is that not perfect for me? 309 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:03,144 How could that not work? 310 00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:05,679 Kickstarter, it's all or nothing money. 311 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,249 Okay? And what you need is is an ongoing source 312 00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:11,219 of income for a continuing education program. 313 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:14,121 Couldn't they make an exception? 314 00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:16,457 Well, no, it means tracking your contributors 315 00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,392 and giving them updates and rewards. 316 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:19,627 It's a really big job. 317 00:15:19,662 --> 00:15:22,696 - Rewards? For charity? - Yeah. 318 00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,831 That's insane. That's... that's... 319 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,467 the opposite of charity. 320 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:28,969 I know, but that's how they do it. 321 00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:31,204 No exceptions, I'm sorry. 322 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,007 Wouldn't you rather get $100,000 from one person? 323 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:37,443 Rather than $50,000 from 100 different people 324 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,379 who want prizes? 325 00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:40,541 Don't you know somebody rich 326 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:43,183 who'd like to atone by financing a good cause? 327 00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:48,421 That's exactly what Dad said, that much shit. 328 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,096 Mom, come here. You're tired. 329 00:15:57,131 --> 00:15:58,564 Come on. 330 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:03,302 Thirty years of nonprofits will do that. 331 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,070 You know... 332 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,274 I envy you. 333 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,044 You've always been smarter than I am. 334 00:16:13,214 --> 00:16:14,680 This is so much easier 335 00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:17,616 than trying to make the world a better place. 336 00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:25,824 - Sweetie. - Hmm? 337 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,158 Thank you. 338 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,841 Lauren, hi. Thanks for getting back to me. 339 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,909 Can we expect Max at Hailey's... 340 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,345 No? 341 00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:50,648 That's fine. Don't worry. 342 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:54,284 Okay, okay. 343 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,220 Are we one farmer or two? 344 00:16:56,255 --> 00:16:58,506 Oh, two. Mm-hmm. 345 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,291 Uh, what's... what's your farmer's name? 346 00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:02,926 Clarence. 347 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:04,829 "Clarence." 348 00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:06,597 What's your farmer name? 349 00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:09,233 Mmm. 350 00:17:09,268 --> 00:17:10,133 Cletus. 351 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:13,270 Just put down "My bull is stump broke." 352 00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:16,520 The farmers will know what I mean. 353 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,375 What does a stump have to do with it? 354 00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,411 Bulls are big, city boy. 355 00:17:21,446 --> 00:17:23,380 Gotta stand on a stump to fuck 'em. 356 00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:25,047 Ew! Dude! 357 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,384 Gross! No! 358 00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:30,520 - Come on. - You know way too much about this. 359 00:17:30,555 --> 00:17:33,823 Did you grow up on a farm or...? 360 00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:37,326 Maybe. 361 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,911 Where? 362 00:17:47,438 --> 00:17:51,007 This bull. Was it a good relationship? 363 00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,909 Mm, yeah. For a while. 364 00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:54,877 Then we broke up. 365 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:56,678 - Why? - Come on, man. 366 00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:58,881 I don't know. He didn't know what he wanted. 367 00:18:02,753 --> 00:18:04,586 I know. 368 00:18:07,558 --> 00:18:09,658 Yeah? 369 00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:12,994 Yep. 370 00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,464 Who do you want? 371 00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:18,099 - Who do you think? - Say it. 372 00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:21,202 I want you. 373 00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,376 Be careful what you wish for, Cletus. 374 00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:47,561 Hey, Kristen. 375 00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:49,096 Hey, what? 376 00:18:49,131 --> 00:18:51,798 You're looking very diverse today. 377 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:53,839 I get it. 378 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,270 I'm not diverse. I'm the reverse of ethnic. 379 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,038 I have no culture. 380 00:18:58,074 --> 00:18:59,373 I'm nothing. I know. 381 00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:01,075 It was a joke. 382 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,443 Oh, well, good thing you told me. 383 00:19:02,478 --> 00:19:04,544 'Cause it wasn't funny. 384 00:19:09,518 --> 00:19:13,086 And the theme of the video essay is "My Portland." 385 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,988 I want you to go around your city, 386 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,824 and I want you to film everything and anything you see 387 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,392 that may have meaning for you. 388 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:22,095 Then, we'll upload what you have and shape it. 389 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,031 Well, what if we don't want to call it "My Portland?" Yeah! 390 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,433 Robb, I said theme. 391 00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:30,470 Theme. What's a theme? 392 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,005 Navid. 393 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,440 - Central unifying idea. - Thank you. 394 00:19:34,476 --> 00:19:36,441 A theme is not the title. 395 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,877 - Oh. - Right. 396 00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:39,912 I'll assign you partners. 397 00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,614 Oh, wait, can we pick our own? 398 00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:44,383 - Yeah! - Is it "Say Everything Twice" day? 399 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,852 I'm picking your partners. 400 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:49,187 Nice to see you in class now and then, Kristen. 401 00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:52,491 Ooh, burn. 402 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,826 Jordan and Zachary! 403 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,495 Becca and Kara. 404 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,163 Justin and Hunter. 405 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,664 Nicole and Cameron. 406 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,366 Robb and Chloe. 407 00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:04,369 Kyle and Savannah, Kristen and Navid. 408 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:08,073 Logan and Logan, okay? 409 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:11,308 This is fun. I'm letting you use your phone. 410 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,012 Bring me something good back, okay? 411 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,280 Try to use what's specific to the medium 412 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,516 to get your viewpoint across. 413 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,487 Hey, pretty. 414 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:27,925 Hey... hot man. 415 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,094 We should've been partners in there. 416 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,129 Yeah, right. 417 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,797 We got robbed. 418 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,533 Robbed, I tell you. 419 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,901 Got it. You're so funny. 420 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,339 - So... - So... 421 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,976 Madison's parents are gone. Again. 422 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,978 She's having another party. 423 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,345 You coming? 424 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,849 - Well, she didn't invite me, so. - Well, I'm inviting you. 425 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,251 So she won't care. 426 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,920 Well, okay then. 427 00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,490 Okay, then. Meet me there at 8:00? 428 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,292 - 9:00? - No problem. 429 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,495 Uh, should I bring anything or...? 430 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,201 Just you. 431 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,373 Hi, partner. 432 00:21:19,341 --> 00:21:21,276 Want to... make a plan? 433 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,178 Yeah, sure. Whatever. 434 00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,852 - This all the flowers they had? - Yep, this is it. 435 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,456 You promised you would be polite. 436 00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:36,158 I'm always polite. 437 00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:37,792 Farid. Farid. 438 00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:40,429 What? But if he wants to discuss, I'm not a mute. 439 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,131 - Okay. - I'll discuss. 440 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,233 Asalamu Alaykum! 441 00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:47,169 - Wa Alaikum Salaam. - Hi. 442 00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:48,837 Thank you! 443 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,571 - Come in! - Thank you. Okay. 444 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,677 I wasn't sure if this would ever happen. 445 00:21:55,712 --> 00:21:57,245 I know! 446 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,180 Yeah, I feel the same. 447 00:21:59,215 --> 00:22:01,349 - It's a gift to be together tonight. - Alhamdoliilah. 448 00:22:01,384 --> 00:22:02,550 What can I get you? 449 00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:05,419 Uh, Doogh. A Persian yogurt drink. 450 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:07,455 I'm familiar. Delicious! Thank you! 451 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:12,760 And a silky, supple Oregon Pinot Noir... 452 00:22:12,795 --> 00:22:14,162 for me. 453 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,096 Oh. 454 00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:17,765 Whatever you like. 455 00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,834 Please sit. I'll be right back. 456 00:22:30,813 --> 00:22:32,946 We are the worst parents in Portland. 457 00:22:32,982 --> 00:22:36,784 We are so lame, we can't even pull off a party for a four-year-old. 458 00:22:36,819 --> 00:22:38,652 Well, it's not all our fault. 459 00:22:38,687 --> 00:22:40,387 Those other parents suck, too. 460 00:22:40,422 --> 00:22:42,855 Yeah. Yeah, fuck them! 461 00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:44,324 They... they screwed us. 462 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,259 They screwed Hailey. They're dead to me. 463 00:22:48,063 --> 00:22:49,296 Well, you should have followed up, 464 00:22:49,331 --> 00:22:51,030 but I guess you were too busy buying skis. 465 00:22:51,066 --> 00:22:52,332 You gave me the guest list. 466 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:54,480 I sent out the invite. I sent out the reminder. 467 00:22:54,515 --> 00:22:55,768 You were supposed to follow-up. 468 00:22:55,804 --> 00:22:57,970 Devon's mom said she told you they couldn't come. 469 00:22:58,006 --> 00:22:59,706 Devon's mom is a drunk. 470 00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:00,840 Everyone knows that! 471 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,641 I never got a call except 472 00:23:02,677 --> 00:23:05,178 from one newly separated dad... who cried. 473 00:23:05,213 --> 00:23:07,213 I spent hours on the phone today 474 00:23:07,248 --> 00:23:09,688 trying to get a straight answer from these loser guests. 475 00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:11,284 You are the one who should have followed up. 476 00:23:11,309 --> 00:23:12,541 This isn't helping. 477 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,955 No, sorry. 478 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,660 She's gotta have a party. 479 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,167 Forest Park. 480 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:32,270 - What about it? - Family picnic. 481 00:23:32,305 --> 00:23:34,706 Babe, no. Hailey doesn't want that. 482 00:23:34,742 --> 00:23:36,507 She wants bad pizza, 483 00:23:36,543 --> 00:23:38,509 and... and games, and loud noises. 484 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,212 Some kind of place that smells like pee and puke. 485 00:23:40,247 --> 00:23:42,047 Sweetie, that's what you want, okay? Hailey's four. 486 00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:44,382 Riding in somebody else's car is a big deal for her. 487 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:48,919 We used to go to Forest Park all the time when I was a kid. 488 00:23:48,955 --> 00:23:51,155 She'll love it. 489 00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:54,592 It's pretty late notice for your family. 490 00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:56,561 My mother will make them all come. 491 00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:03,200 I could take the drone. 492 00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:05,569 Please don't tell me we have a drone. 493 00:24:06,303 --> 00:24:08,005 Everybody can make it? 494 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,339 Ramon didn't answer, 495 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:12,409 but I can't imagine him missing anything for Hailey. 496 00:24:12,444 --> 00:24:14,845 We'll swing by and pick him up on the way tomorrow. 497 00:24:14,881 --> 00:24:16,946 Remember, he hates pickles. 498 00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:18,515 No pickles for Ramon! 499 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,550 No mayo for Duc. 500 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:21,985 No mustard for Kristen. 501 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,087 No cheese for Ashley. 502 00:24:24,122 --> 00:24:26,823 Malcolm's good with all condiments. 503 00:24:26,858 --> 00:24:29,359 He's not very discerning, Malcolm. 504 00:24:31,196 --> 00:24:33,763 Did you call Steve Benjamin? 505 00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:38,868 - No. - Why not? 506 00:24:40,906 --> 00:24:43,572 Maybe it's time for me to quit. 507 00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:47,553 What? 508 00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:50,097 What are you talking about? 509 00:24:50,548 --> 00:24:54,082 When we were young and thought about what we'd be like now, 510 00:24:55,085 --> 00:24:57,152 I hoped I'd be so much more. 511 00:24:57,188 --> 00:25:01,156 - Audrey. - Not in a competitive way, but... 512 00:25:01,192 --> 00:25:02,958 I'm disappointed in myself. 513 00:25:02,993 --> 00:25:06,795 - Why? - Well, you have your book and tenure. 514 00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:08,730 Steve Benjamin has his billions. 515 00:25:08,765 --> 00:25:10,398 Ashley has her business. 516 00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:13,869 Duc has his... whatever it is. 517 00:25:13,904 --> 00:25:18,106 What do I have to show? A bourgeois lifestyle. 518 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,609 A few good deeds. A couple of hits, more misses. 519 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,422 Small-time. 520 00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:25,747 Not much of anything. 521 00:25:26,136 --> 00:25:29,004 And I just got fired. 522 00:25:29,786 --> 00:25:31,519 Audrey... 523 00:25:32,422 --> 00:25:34,856 you raised a family. 524 00:25:34,891 --> 00:25:38,025 That's the most demanding and creative job there is. 525 00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:42,864 That puts you head and shoulders above the rest of us. 526 00:25:42,899 --> 00:25:46,100 And in your spare time, you helped other people. 527 00:25:47,203 --> 00:25:48,870 How many people are alive today 528 00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:50,671 because you talked them out of suicide? 529 00:25:50,706 --> 00:25:54,541 I don't remember. I only remember my mistakes. 530 00:25:56,278 --> 00:25:57,873 You know what we need? 531 00:25:58,681 --> 00:26:02,115 Chips! Chips. Carrot sticks. 532 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:03,650 The cooler from the basement. 533 00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:05,352 - Cake server! - No. 534 00:26:05,388 --> 00:26:06,387 Adventure. 535 00:26:06,422 --> 00:26:09,790 A journey to distant lands. Just the two of us? 536 00:26:09,825 --> 00:26:11,958 Yeah, like we used to. 537 00:26:11,994 --> 00:26:13,426 Except no youth hostels. 538 00:26:13,461 --> 00:26:14,694 Oh my God! 539 00:26:14,729 --> 00:26:16,763 That wreck in India. 540 00:26:16,798 --> 00:26:20,200 The roaches were the size of my leg. 541 00:26:20,235 --> 00:26:22,869 That place was missing walls. 542 00:26:22,905 --> 00:26:24,837 We peed in a hole. 543 00:26:24,873 --> 00:26:27,772 - With snakes. - Where should we go? 544 00:26:27,808 --> 00:26:29,909 Some place a little luxe. 545 00:26:29,944 --> 00:26:32,612 King-size bed, hot showers. 546 00:26:32,647 --> 00:26:36,449 - Room service. - We are not going on a cruise. 547 00:26:36,484 --> 00:26:39,051 - No. - I will not be trapped 548 00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:40,586 on a floating skyscraper 549 00:26:40,622 --> 00:26:43,562 with bad buffets and mysterious fatal diseases. 550 00:26:43,597 --> 00:26:44,664 Oh, God, no. 551 00:26:44,689 --> 00:26:46,158 Not to mention what it does to the ocean. 552 00:26:46,193 --> 00:26:48,827 Never on a cruise. I'll Google. 553 00:26:51,498 --> 00:26:53,098 But we can't. 554 00:26:54,501 --> 00:26:57,903 - Yes, we can. - We can't leave Kristen and Ramon. 555 00:26:57,939 --> 00:26:59,504 Well, not now. 556 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,706 But someday... soon. 557 00:27:04,244 --> 00:27:05,610 Someday. 558 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:11,249 Love you. 559 00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:13,452 Love you. 560 00:27:22,862 --> 00:27:25,096 Wow! Lydia Booker. 561 00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:27,004 Realtor of the Month. 562 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:28,666 Thank you. 563 00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:31,802 Thank you from my heart. 564 00:27:31,838 --> 00:27:34,638 For so long, I have dreamed of this day. 565 00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:37,174 But this award is not mine alone. 566 00:27:37,209 --> 00:27:40,611 Somebody else belongs up here on this stage with me. 567 00:27:40,646 --> 00:27:43,814 My motivational architect, Duc Bayer-Boatwright! 568 00:27:45,351 --> 00:27:47,518 Come up here. Please, Duc. 569 00:27:47,553 --> 00:27:49,186 You're the reason I'm here. 570 00:27:49,221 --> 00:27:52,255 Go ahead, man! 571 00:27:56,595 --> 00:27:58,628 - Oh. - Oh! 572 00:27:58,663 --> 00:28:00,563 Oh, well, everything was her. 573 00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:02,832 All I did, Lydia, was show you the strength 574 00:28:02,868 --> 00:28:04,567 and talent you already had. 575 00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:08,270 Duc told me, "See it. Want it. Have it!" 576 00:28:08,306 --> 00:28:10,740 And I got it! Whoo! Yes! 577 00:28:15,346 --> 00:28:18,147 I can help you. You really think you can help me? 578 00:28:18,182 --> 00:28:20,182 Glen, I do. 579 00:28:20,218 --> 00:28:23,319 I mean, why shouldn't you have the adventure and excitement 580 00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:24,786 and passion you deserve? 581 00:28:24,822 --> 00:28:26,555 Yeah. Yeah! 582 00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:27,756 Why shouldn't I? 583 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:29,691 Why should everyone else have it and not me? 584 00:28:29,727 --> 00:28:31,860 Make an appointment for your free consultation, Glen, 585 00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:35,264 and we can begin to draft the blueprint for your new life. 586 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,999 Oh! Thanks, man. 587 00:28:37,035 --> 00:28:38,867 - You got it. - Can't wait. 588 00:28:40,238 --> 00:28:41,469 - Hi. - Hey, I'm Kelly. 589 00:28:41,505 --> 00:28:44,572 Hey, Kelly. I wonder if you can clear something up for me. 590 00:28:44,607 --> 00:28:47,141 It's a simple question, but... 591 00:28:47,176 --> 00:28:50,678 I'm hoping for a hard answer. 592 00:28:51,881 --> 00:28:53,113 Intriguing. 593 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:57,418 I've met the most beautiful, sexy man. 594 00:28:57,453 --> 00:28:59,620 Kelly. 595 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,488 I see you. 596 00:29:01,524 --> 00:29:03,690 I want you. 597 00:29:03,725 --> 00:29:05,392 Can I have you? 598 00:29:06,429 --> 00:29:09,463 Kelly, I'm very flattered, but... 599 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:13,133 I'm also very careful about where I put my... 600 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:14,968 energy. 601 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,803 Which is why I'm celibate. 602 00:29:17,706 --> 00:29:20,574 That is really difficult to believe. 603 00:29:20,609 --> 00:29:23,176 It's true. I'm sorry. 604 00:29:23,211 --> 00:29:24,945 What a waste. 605 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,279 Selfie? 606 00:29:26,314 --> 00:29:28,548 - With me? - Yeah, it's for my Instagram. 607 00:29:28,584 --> 00:29:31,017 Every time I post a picture with a beautiful woman, 608 00:29:31,053 --> 00:29:32,619 my followers spike. 609 00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:34,047 Hmm. 610 00:29:34,622 --> 00:29:37,423 - I'd love to. - Hold up my card. 611 00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:41,461 And now. 612 00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:46,099 Ow! 613 00:29:50,037 --> 00:29:51,804 - Ow! Jesus! - Sorry. 614 00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:54,673 Sorry. I just got carried away. 615 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,609 No teeth! Jesus Christ. 616 00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,077 Haven't you done this before? 617 00:29:58,112 --> 00:29:59,812 Yeah, like a lot. 618 00:29:59,847 --> 00:30:01,480 Like, I can't even count. 619 00:30:01,515 --> 00:30:03,515 All those guys loved it. 620 00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,517 Ow. 621 00:30:05,552 --> 00:30:07,018 Um, let me try again. 622 00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:08,920 - I won't... - No, no, no! Just... 623 00:30:08,955 --> 00:30:10,222 Just forget it. Shit. 624 00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:20,965 You know what? Actually, just wait. 625 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,267 Just stand there. 626 00:30:23,202 --> 00:30:26,370 Show me your tits. I'll jerk-off. 627 00:30:28,141 --> 00:30:29,707 Yeah? 628 00:30:31,444 --> 00:30:33,077 Okay. 629 00:30:43,856 --> 00:30:46,257 You know what? 630 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:48,492 Fuck you. 631 00:30:48,528 --> 00:30:50,528 Excuse me? 632 00:30:50,563 --> 00:30:53,197 Kristen, what the fuck's your problem? 633 00:30:53,232 --> 00:30:55,566 I said, fuck you! 634 00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:04,574 And fuck you. 635 00:31:10,549 --> 00:31:12,748 You don't seem to be scared of anything. 636 00:31:12,784 --> 00:31:15,084 Everybody's scared. 637 00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:17,387 We're hardwired for fear, man. 638 00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:18,502 That's how we've survived 639 00:31:18,537 --> 00:31:20,956 since we climbed out of the trees and into jungle. 640 00:31:20,992 --> 00:31:23,726 Now, if I wasn't scared, I'd be scared. 641 00:31:23,761 --> 00:31:25,328 What are you talking about? 642 00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:28,231 Not everybody. We... we don't have to be scared all the time. 643 00:31:28,266 --> 00:31:29,464 See, that's... yeah. 644 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,600 Guys like you, that's kind of your, like, go-to. 645 00:31:31,635 --> 00:31:33,435 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What does that mean? 646 00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:35,003 Techno-geeks, computer heads. 647 00:31:35,028 --> 00:31:36,672 - Stuff like that. - Fuck you. 648 00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:38,307 That's not what I am. 649 00:31:38,342 --> 00:31:39,842 Dude. 650 00:31:39,877 --> 00:31:42,845 Well, Henry, it's not all that I am. 651 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,346 Right, so you think that we're civilized, 652 00:31:44,381 --> 00:31:46,481 what, because we got, like, gigabytes, 653 00:31:46,517 --> 00:31:48,450 and robots and high-def TV and all that. 654 00:31:48,485 --> 00:31:50,219 But if you step away from that screen, 655 00:31:50,254 --> 00:31:52,053 you walk out that door, you go into the street, 656 00:31:52,089 --> 00:31:55,924 you go into the woods, man, nothing has changed. 657 00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:58,059 We're all savages. 658 00:31:58,095 --> 00:32:00,762 And this? This is just a way to avoid 659 00:32:00,797 --> 00:32:03,331 scary, messy real life. 660 00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:05,266 - Bullshit. - Mm, see? 661 00:32:05,301 --> 00:32:07,035 If it wasn't true, you wouldn't be pissed right now. 662 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:09,704 That's bullshit. That's fucking bullshit, Henry, okay? 663 00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:12,173 First off, you don't know anything about technology. 664 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:15,810 - That is true. - And... and second of all, 665 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:18,213 it isn't separate from real life. 666 00:32:18,248 --> 00:32:22,483 It is... it is part of real life that you're choosing to avoid. 667 00:32:22,518 --> 00:32:25,653 And third, Henry, what I do? The game? 668 00:32:25,688 --> 00:32:27,722 That's my fucking life raft right now. 669 00:32:27,757 --> 00:32:30,558 All right? This is where I work my shit out. 670 00:32:30,593 --> 00:32:32,493 These... these computer screens, all right? 671 00:32:32,528 --> 00:32:34,194 They're... they're keeping me sane. 672 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:36,230 Yeah, easy, man. I wasn't trying... 673 00:32:36,265 --> 00:32:38,098 Wait, wait, wait. Without the game... 674 00:32:40,202 --> 00:32:42,669 I could be my Uncle Ike, right? 675 00:32:42,704 --> 00:32:44,872 - A schizo. - No. 676 00:32:44,907 --> 00:32:46,539 In and out of hospitals. 677 00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:49,009 Shuffling and mumbling, all right? 678 00:32:50,146 --> 00:32:53,045 He suffers, man. 679 00:32:53,081 --> 00:32:55,882 You can just fucking feel it coming off of him. 680 00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:58,785 These... these waves of pain. 681 00:33:00,622 --> 00:33:04,223 Since he was my age, this poor old, fucking guy. 682 00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:07,927 And everybody around him... 683 00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:09,262 Everybody around him who loves him, 684 00:33:09,297 --> 00:33:10,396 my mom... my mom... 685 00:33:10,431 --> 00:33:11,864 I can't do that, Henry. 686 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,666 I can't be that, all right? 687 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:15,001 I-I-I won't! 688 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,936 No, you won't. You won't, you won't. 689 00:33:16,971 --> 00:33:18,671 I won't let you. 690 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:19,939 Come here. 691 00:33:19,974 --> 00:33:22,641 Look, I'm sorry. 692 00:33:22,677 --> 00:33:24,876 Sorry. I was wrong. 693 00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:26,378 I see that. 694 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,751 Hey. Hey, hey. I'm with you. 695 00:33:35,022 --> 00:33:37,055 - For real? - For real. 696 00:33:40,461 --> 00:33:42,160 Oh, yeah. 697 00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:45,997 I'm sorry. 698 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,669 So no wife for you? No marriage? 699 00:33:51,705 --> 00:33:53,504 He treats everyone like a patient. 700 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,540 No, no. It's a fair question. 701 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,294 - No. - Mmm. 702 00:33:57,329 --> 00:34:00,030 But you're neglecting your Muslim duty, Chuck. 703 00:34:00,066 --> 00:34:02,947 I just haven't met the one yet. 704 00:34:02,982 --> 00:34:05,049 Allah will introduce us soon, I hope. 705 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,084 Inshallah. 706 00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:08,586 You're a lucky man. 707 00:34:08,621 --> 00:34:09,787 Layla is a treasure. 708 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:12,523 Well, that's what I tell him. 709 00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:15,792 I don't think he listens. 710 00:34:16,896 --> 00:34:18,462 I wish you would come to the mosque. 711 00:34:18,497 --> 00:34:21,031 You'd be a great role model for our young people. 712 00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:23,901 Your whole career has been about goodness. 713 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,302 Helping others. 714 00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:27,504 You walk a spiritual path. 715 00:34:27,539 --> 00:34:29,406 Can't deny that. 716 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,875 You converts are so romantic. 717 00:34:32,978 --> 00:34:35,746 But I won't be coming to your mosque. 718 00:34:35,781 --> 00:34:38,114 I have a problem with Muslims. 719 00:34:38,149 --> 00:34:39,783 We all have a problem with each other, 720 00:34:39,818 --> 00:34:42,919 but there's plenty of room in Islam for that. 721 00:34:42,954 --> 00:34:45,121 But let's be tolerant and generous. 722 00:34:45,156 --> 00:34:48,624 Let's... let's talk about everything. 723 00:34:49,761 --> 00:34:51,094 Hmm. 724 00:34:51,129 --> 00:34:52,962 Muslims like to think they're special. 725 00:34:52,998 --> 00:34:54,730 We are. That's part of our charm. 726 00:34:54,766 --> 00:34:56,732 Doesn't everyone? 727 00:34:57,936 --> 00:34:59,936 Muslims like to self-victimize. 728 00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:02,571 We love to blame outsiders, but... 729 00:35:02,607 --> 00:35:07,810 we never take any responsibility for our own immoral acts. 730 00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:09,678 Islam is a mercy. 731 00:35:09,714 --> 00:35:11,580 If you see its opposite, cruelty, 732 00:35:11,616 --> 00:35:13,348 then you know that is not Islam. 733 00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:17,686 I'm not talking about terrorists, and... and ISIS. 734 00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,155 I'm talking about Sharia law, 735 00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:21,723 honor killings. 736 00:35:21,758 --> 00:35:23,558 Acid in women's faces. 737 00:35:23,593 --> 00:35:25,027 I agree with you. 738 00:35:25,963 --> 00:35:28,297 Children being forced to take part in Ashura. 739 00:35:28,332 --> 00:35:31,566 And these are all things that we need to face as a community. 740 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:34,436 - You could help us with that. - Mm-mm. 741 00:35:34,471 --> 00:35:36,004 Not me. 742 00:35:39,743 --> 00:35:41,175 Not me. 743 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:43,077 I'm a man of reason, not religion. 744 00:35:44,681 --> 00:35:47,348 Those aren't mutually exclusive. 745 00:35:47,383 --> 00:35:49,484 They're both a search for truth. 746 00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:51,218 Mm, I disagree. 747 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:54,155 Religion is completely irrational. 748 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:55,957 - Completely. - Ah. 749 00:35:57,827 --> 00:35:59,827 It's a convenient tool for oppressors 750 00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,495 to manipulate weak minds. 751 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:02,863 Sometimes, yes. 752 00:36:02,898 --> 00:36:04,798 And we've seen it throughout history. 753 00:36:04,834 --> 00:36:08,069 It destroys families, lives, countries. 754 00:36:08,104 --> 00:36:09,403 That is not the religion. 755 00:36:09,439 --> 00:36:12,573 That is a tragedy of fanaticism. 756 00:36:17,179 --> 00:36:19,079 Layla told me you were there. 757 00:36:19,114 --> 00:36:21,147 Right in the middle of the revolution. 758 00:36:21,183 --> 00:36:22,706 Yes. 759 00:36:23,552 --> 00:36:25,018 The things that he went through. 760 00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:26,138 He was just a child. 761 00:36:26,173 --> 00:36:27,820 - Stop. - I've studied it, of course. 762 00:36:27,856 --> 00:36:29,789 In depth. 763 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,624 It must have been terrifying. 764 00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:38,231 You studied it. I lived it. 765 00:36:44,873 --> 00:36:46,138 Let me tell you something. 766 00:36:46,173 --> 00:36:48,240 - Farid. - No, no, he needs to say this. 767 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,977 - How do you know? - Yeah, how do you know? 768 00:36:51,012 --> 00:36:52,077 Really? 769 00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:54,780 - You expect me to just sit here... - Farid. 770 00:36:54,816 --> 00:36:58,584 ...and listen to a white man preaching Islam to me? 771 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,185 To me? 772 00:37:00,221 --> 00:37:02,521 Who was there when blood ran in the streets of Tehran, 773 00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:05,024 because of Islam! 774 00:37:07,594 --> 00:37:09,528 Who the fuck are you to tell me about religion? 775 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:12,764 It's true. I am a white man who found his faith in books. 776 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:14,766 But my faith is real. 777 00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:18,003 You want my religion? Take it. 778 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:19,771 You want my culture? I give it freely. 779 00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:21,139 I don't want any part of it. 780 00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:23,074 It's all yours, Chuck. 781 00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:24,976 Go with God. 782 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:26,947 Go far, far away. 783 00:37:26,982 --> 00:37:29,781 With your imaginary, treacherous God. 784 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:40,858 I am filled with shame. 785 00:37:40,893 --> 00:37:43,194 Well, you have nothing to be ashamed of. 786 00:37:43,229 --> 00:37:44,728 Other than acting like you never have 787 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:45,863 a glass of wine with dinner. 788 00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:48,933 You were deliberately aggressive and offensive in his home. 789 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,801 - He provoked me. - Bullshit! 790 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:54,071 You were itching for a fight from the start. 791 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,545 When you're invited into someone's house, 792 00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:03,246 you show respect for their beliefs. 793 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:05,148 It's just basic decency. 794 00:38:05,184 --> 00:38:07,650 What gives you the right to share my trauma? 795 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:10,087 - Huh? Does he know about my scars? - Stop it. 796 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,422 Stop it! You dishonored me. 797 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,895 I didn't mean to hurt you. 798 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:22,298 - Him, I don't care about. - You should care. 799 00:38:22,826 --> 00:38:24,266 Navid looks up to Imam Chuck 800 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,168 in a way that he doesn't look up to you, 801 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:29,005 because you won't let anyone in. 802 00:38:55,098 --> 00:38:57,064 Henry. 803 00:38:59,202 --> 00:39:01,502 Henry! 804 00:39:01,537 --> 00:39:04,238 Come on, man. Don't... don't be playing games. 805 00:39:19,655 --> 00:39:21,421 What the fuck? 806 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:46,913 Well, hello there! 807 00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:49,515 Come in. 808 00:39:53,555 --> 00:39:55,521 Okay, if you need anything else, just let me know. 809 00:39:55,557 --> 00:39:58,857 We're always glad when Navid's friends visit. 810 00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:00,149 You have any brothers... 811 00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,160 Mom, we have to work on our assignment. 812 00:40:01,196 --> 00:40:03,663 All right, I'll go. It's a pleasure to meet you. 813 00:40:03,698 --> 00:40:06,165 Kristen, we'll see more of you soon, I hope. 814 00:40:06,201 --> 00:40:07,800 Thank you, Mrs. Shokrani. 815 00:40:10,204 --> 00:40:13,072 - Your mom's nice. - She's a lawyer with the ACLU. 816 00:40:13,107 --> 00:40:14,639 She works mainly with refugees. 817 00:40:14,675 --> 00:40:16,809 She speaks like five different languages. 818 00:40:16,844 --> 00:40:19,511 Whoa. So, wait. 819 00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:22,247 Is your dad a shrink? 820 00:40:22,282 --> 00:40:24,382 I think he's treating my brother. 821 00:40:24,418 --> 00:40:27,452 He treats half of Portland. 822 00:40:27,487 --> 00:40:29,688 So, are you Arab or...? 823 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:33,891 Oh, my dad's from Iran and my mom's Palestinian, but she was born here. 824 00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:36,194 That's fucking impressive. 825 00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:38,162 Okay, so. 826 00:40:38,198 --> 00:40:40,431 - "My Portland." - Uh, don't be ridiculous. 827 00:40:40,466 --> 00:40:43,968 Forget that shit. What's with the Cover Girl? 828 00:40:44,003 --> 00:40:46,070 - What's with the hajib? - Hijab. 829 00:40:46,106 --> 00:40:47,837 Well, what are you? 830 00:40:47,873 --> 00:40:50,473 I mean, who are you? 831 00:40:51,344 --> 00:40:53,144 - Gender fluid. - Oh my God, I wish I was. 832 00:40:53,179 --> 00:40:55,546 - But not at school. - Yeah, well, that's injustice, though. 833 00:40:55,581 --> 00:40:56,980 It's not safe. 834 00:40:57,015 --> 00:40:58,482 Okay, I'm not gonna tell anyone, but... 835 00:40:58,517 --> 00:41:00,251 I mean, you're... you're a Muslim. 836 00:41:00,286 --> 00:41:01,785 How is that okay? 837 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:02,953 And wait, do your parents know? 838 00:41:02,988 --> 00:41:05,021 What about your dad? Oh, he's a... he's a shrink, so... 839 00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:07,858 - Do I get to talk? - Sorry, I'm just... I'm all jacked up! 840 00:41:07,893 --> 00:41:11,395 This is like totally interesting when almost nothing is! 841 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:12,763 Okay. 842 00:41:12,798 --> 00:41:14,931 How is okay with Muslims? 843 00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:16,933 As long as I don't have sex with men. 844 00:41:16,969 --> 00:41:18,501 It's a penetration thing. 845 00:41:18,536 --> 00:41:20,703 Ah, limiting. 846 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:24,407 Um, so, are you, like, a real Muslim? 847 00:41:25,258 --> 00:41:26,276 What does that mean? 848 00:41:26,311 --> 00:41:28,511 You know how, like, some people go to church, 849 00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:30,146 but they don't believe in anything? 850 00:41:30,181 --> 00:41:32,181 Uh, I believe. I'm a real one. 851 00:41:32,216 --> 00:41:34,250 Yeah, but not like a Republican Muslim. 852 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:36,886 I don't tell anybody what to do with their religion. 853 00:41:36,921 --> 00:41:38,988 Nouman Ali Khan says, 854 00:41:39,023 --> 00:41:41,090 "Don't force Islam on anyone. 855 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:44,394 Show them its beauty through your own practice." 856 00:41:44,429 --> 00:41:46,128 But aren't you scared? 857 00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:48,363 I mean, they burned down that mosque 858 00:41:48,399 --> 00:41:50,032 in Seattle last month. 859 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,652 Not too scared. 860 00:41:52,687 --> 00:41:54,469 Some men came to our mosque once. 861 00:41:54,505 --> 00:41:56,471 They were drunk, 862 00:41:56,507 --> 00:41:59,141 and shouting and waving signs. 863 00:41:59,177 --> 00:42:00,609 Confederate flags. 864 00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:02,570 Dumbshits. Oregon wasn't even a state 865 00:42:02,595 --> 00:42:04,713 during the Civil War. 866 00:42:04,748 --> 00:42:06,815 But everybody in the neighborhood came out, 867 00:42:06,850 --> 00:42:08,116 and made them leave. 868 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:10,803 You know, we didn't ask them for help or anything, they just... 869 00:42:11,355 --> 00:42:13,177 - did it on their own. - Okay. 870 00:42:13,213 --> 00:42:15,156 Portland is cool sometimes. 871 00:42:15,192 --> 00:42:16,925 Sometimes. 872 00:42:19,863 --> 00:42:22,831 Should we go out and walk around downtown or something? 873 00:42:22,866 --> 00:42:24,265 Oh, man, I can't. 874 00:42:24,301 --> 00:42:26,400 I have to go to a family party 875 00:42:26,436 --> 00:42:28,002 for a four-year-old. 876 00:42:28,038 --> 00:42:30,104 We'll go tomorrow. 877 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,572 Yeah, tomorrow. 878 00:42:32,976 --> 00:42:34,275 Navid! 879 00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:36,009 You baller. 880 00:42:38,047 --> 00:42:40,314 Ow. 881 00:42:59,134 --> 00:43:01,468 You hate religion, you don't believe in God. 882 00:43:01,503 --> 00:43:03,837 - That's fine. - I don't need your permission. 883 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,307 But Chuck was right. 884 00:43:07,343 --> 00:43:09,041 You're a human being with a spirit 885 00:43:09,077 --> 00:43:10,377 on a spiritual path. 886 00:43:10,412 --> 00:43:12,945 What is the price for denying that? 887 00:43:13,574 --> 00:43:15,648 There's a void in your soul. 888 00:43:15,684 --> 00:43:17,917 It's a black hole in the center of yourself, 889 00:43:17,952 --> 00:43:20,319 and that is what concerns me, Farid. 890 00:43:20,355 --> 00:43:21,988 Leave me alone. 891 00:43:23,124 --> 00:43:24,691 Please. 892 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:44,877 ? While you're looking to find yourself ? 893 00:43:44,912 --> 00:43:47,413 ? Somebody else ? 894 00:43:48,449 --> 00:43:50,115 ? Me lovin' you ? 895 00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:53,084 Hurry up. 896 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,653 They're taking forever! 897 00:43:54,688 --> 00:43:57,322 I am not sacrificing my whole life for this kiddie party. 898 00:43:58,358 --> 00:43:59,590 And why are you torturing me 899 00:43:59,626 --> 00:44:01,692 with this Neolithic so-called music? 900 00:44:01,728 --> 00:44:03,594 Open your mind, sweetie. 901 00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:06,531 This is where your derivative so-called music came from. 902 00:44:09,970 --> 00:44:12,103 I'm not going. 903 00:44:12,139 --> 00:44:14,172 What if something happened to him? 904 00:44:14,207 --> 00:44:16,674 He's an adult, Ramon. 905 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:18,409 He'll be fine. 906 00:44:19,979 --> 00:44:21,979 Why did he leave? I mean... 907 00:44:22,014 --> 00:44:23,848 What if he never comes back? 908 00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:26,451 Yeah, I... I guess... 909 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:30,822 I guess I just fucking shared way too much. 910 00:44:30,857 --> 00:44:32,256 Stop. 911 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,258 At the very least, he'll be back for his phone, 912 00:44:34,293 --> 00:44:36,260 and you'll talk about it then. 913 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,195 Locking yourself up in your apartment 914 00:44:38,230 --> 00:44:40,064 is not gonna help anything. 915 00:44:40,099 --> 00:44:41,665 Come on, let's go. 916 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:44,068 I don't know whether to cry or hit him. 917 00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:46,270 Look, it's your niece's birthday. 918 00:44:46,305 --> 00:44:47,938 She'll miss you. 919 00:44:47,973 --> 00:44:49,439 Dad, it doesn't matter. 920 00:44:49,475 --> 00:44:51,341 She's not gonna remember any of this. 921 00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:53,343 It'll matter to her today. 922 00:44:53,378 --> 00:44:55,411 That's the point, Ramon. 923 00:44:56,052 --> 00:44:57,313 And here's the other thing, 924 00:44:57,349 --> 00:44:59,182 do you really wanna sit around waiting 925 00:44:59,217 --> 00:45:00,584 for somebody that took off on you 926 00:45:00,619 --> 00:45:02,786 in the middle of the fucking night? 927 00:45:07,325 --> 00:45:08,791 Yeah. 928 00:45:13,064 --> 00:45:15,564 All right. 929 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,233 Fuck it. Let's go. 930 00:45:17,268 --> 00:45:19,535 Just... please. 931 00:45:19,570 --> 00:45:21,570 Don't tell anybody at all. I promise... 932 00:45:21,606 --> 00:45:23,806 if you take a quick shower. 933 00:45:23,841 --> 00:45:25,471 'Cause it's getting kind of ripe in here. 934 00:45:33,851 --> 00:45:35,618 Where's Dad's charger? 935 00:45:36,654 --> 00:45:38,053 I'll find it. 936 00:45:48,365 --> 00:45:49,898 What is that? 937 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:51,766 Looks like it came off something. 938 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:56,203 Decoration? 939 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:59,974 Can opener thingy? 940 00:46:16,926 --> 00:46:20,145 Kristen just sent me a picture of a sex toy. 941 00:46:20,170 --> 00:46:21,456 What? 942 00:46:21,491 --> 00:46:22,996 That's what I showed you online. 943 00:46:23,032 --> 00:46:25,632 Is that a toy? 944 00:46:25,668 --> 00:46:27,868 No! No, no. 945 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,123 _ 946 00:46:35,811 --> 00:46:38,579 Hey! Hey, who's ready for a party? 947 00:46:38,614 --> 00:46:40,047 - Me! - You! 948 00:46:40,082 --> 00:46:41,381 Party! 949 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,886 What's up with Kristen? 950 00:46:46,921 --> 00:46:49,289 I never know. Why? 951 00:46:49,832 --> 00:46:52,024 She, uh, texted me a cock sling. 952 00:46:53,961 --> 00:46:55,254 Oh, shit. 953 00:46:56,698 --> 00:46:58,331 It was, uh... 954 00:46:58,366 --> 00:47:01,366 a gift, a joke gift from... 955 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:03,152 from school. 956 00:47:03,177 --> 00:47:04,843 Don't tell your mother. 957 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,643 You know how she is about porn-y things, you know. 958 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,080 Okay. 959 00:47:30,297 --> 00:47:31,763 What's this? 960 00:47:31,798 --> 00:47:35,934 - Ooh! I know! Ow! - Don't say anything. 961 00:47:35,969 --> 00:47:38,302 - Where's Henry? - I don't care. 962 00:47:38,338 --> 00:47:40,105 Mmm, honeymoon's over? 963 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,873 Shut up. 964 00:47:41,908 --> 00:47:44,075 It's, um... 965 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,244 - It's, uh, for the gas tank. - Oh. 966 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:50,248 - Should I get one for my car? - Nah. 967 00:48:11,837 --> 00:48:14,171 ? Ring around the Rosie ? 968 00:48:14,206 --> 00:48:16,439 - ? A pocket full of posies ? - _ 969 00:48:16,475 --> 00:48:18,709 - ? Ashes, ashes... ? - _ 970 00:48:18,744 --> 00:48:21,611 - You got a fucking drone, man. - You wanna try it? 971 00:48:21,647 --> 00:48:23,713 - Again! - All right. 972 00:48:23,748 --> 00:48:25,386 Again, Mommy! 973 00:48:26,117 --> 00:48:28,132 - Good job! - _ 974 00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:29,886 I don't want to. 975 00:48:29,921 --> 00:48:31,621 - Hmm? I want you to. Come on. - Ow. 976 00:48:31,657 --> 00:48:33,256 ? Ring around the Rosie ? 977 00:48:33,292 --> 00:48:35,458 ? Pocket full of posies ? 978 00:48:35,494 --> 00:48:36,726 Come on! 979 00:48:36,761 --> 00:48:37,760 ? Ashes ? 980 00:48:37,796 --> 00:48:40,963 ? We all fall down! ? 981 00:48:49,306 --> 00:48:51,039 - That's a Barbie! - Yes! 982 00:48:53,177 --> 00:48:57,179 ? Happy birthday to you ? 983 00:48:57,214 --> 00:49:01,316 ? Happy birthday to you ? 984 00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,821 ? Happy birthday, dear Hailey ? 985 00:49:08,491 --> 00:49:12,793 ? Happy birthday to you ? 986 00:50:00,008 --> 00:50:02,575 So many birthdays here. 987 00:50:02,610 --> 00:50:04,277 Don't cry. 988 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,446 Look how happy they are. 989 00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:09,582 So many beautiful memories. 990 00:50:14,989 --> 00:50:18,391 You know that... thing in the car? 991 00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:21,560 For the gas tank? 992 00:50:21,596 --> 00:50:23,162 It's not for the gas tank. 993 00:50:23,197 --> 00:50:24,897 - No? - No. 994 00:50:24,932 --> 00:50:25,965 It's, uh... 995 00:50:26,867 --> 00:50:29,201 - it's a sex toy. - Oh. 996 00:50:30,137 --> 00:50:31,603 Okay. 997 00:50:33,974 --> 00:50:35,774 It's for us. 998 00:50:35,810 --> 00:50:38,043 Well, I hope so. 999 00:50:41,348 --> 00:50:43,214 Who else? 1000 00:50:45,919 --> 00:50:47,719 Why'd you lie about it? 1001 00:50:49,323 --> 00:50:51,489 You know you can tell me anything. 1002 00:50:52,826 --> 00:50:55,860 Well, the kids were around, and... 1003 00:50:55,895 --> 00:50:58,996 I thought a sex toy was a good idea at the time. 1004 00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:04,068 Now it just seems sort of absurd, so... 1005 00:51:05,872 --> 00:51:08,605 I was just trying to lively things up. 1006 00:51:08,641 --> 00:51:11,108 We were pretty lively last night. 1007 00:51:13,313 --> 00:51:14,847 Sex toy. 1008 00:51:17,316 --> 00:51:19,115 Sure, why not? 1009 00:51:29,395 --> 00:51:31,527 - Tag! You're it! - Oh. 1010 00:51:31,563 --> 00:51:33,463 GG's coming! 1011 00:51:33,498 --> 00:51:34,530 GG's coming! 1012 00:51:37,402 --> 00:51:39,236 What do we play next? 1013 00:51:39,271 --> 00:51:40,570 You wanna play another game? 1014 00:51:40,605 --> 00:51:42,372 - Hide-and-seek! - Okay. 1015 00:51:45,010 --> 00:51:47,410 Hide-and-seek! - Let her win. 1016 00:51:47,445 --> 00:51:49,612 - Why? - I mean it, Duc. 1017 00:51:49,647 --> 00:51:51,347 I know you. Let her find you. 1018 00:51:51,383 --> 00:51:54,183 All right, but it's not fair! 1019 00:51:55,219 --> 00:51:57,086 One Mississippi, 1020 00:51:57,121 --> 00:51:59,221 two... Mississippi, 1021 00:51:59,257 --> 00:52:00,757 three Mississippi, 1022 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:02,825 four Mississippi, 1023 00:52:02,861 --> 00:52:04,894 five Mississippi, 1024 00:52:04,929 --> 00:52:06,595 six Mississippi, 1025 00:52:06,630 --> 00:52:08,998 seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, 1026 00:52:09,033 --> 00:52:10,766 nine Mississippi, 1027 00:52:10,801 --> 00:52:12,167 ten! 1028 00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:19,708 Good job! 1029 00:52:24,681 --> 00:52:26,681 Perfect. 1030 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,072 Mijo. 1031 00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:07,512 Mijo. 1032 00:54:07,547 --> 00:54:09,647 Mami? 1033 00:54:11,684 --> 00:54:13,183 Mijo! 1034 00:54:20,259 --> 00:54:21,725 Mijo. 1035 00:54:29,935 --> 00:54:32,169 Mijo. 1036 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,589 Mom! 1037 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:58,994 Mom! 1038 00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:03,366 - Ramon! - Mom! 1039 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,934 Ramon! 1040 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,301 Okay, go. 1041 00:55:06,336 --> 00:55:08,037 Please! 1042 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,872 Ramon! 1043 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:13,275 Ramon! 1044 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,977 Ramon, we're coming! 1045 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:19,014 I'm here. I'm here. 1046 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:21,016 - You're safe. - What happened? 1047 00:55:21,052 --> 00:55:23,585 - We're here. - What happened? 1048 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:29,091 What happened? 1049 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:36,331 It's okay.