Pablo?!
I didn't know you were a biter.
That is Pablo out there.
I don't want to kill him.
I want to help him.
Ow!
Kelly.
Give me a kiss.
I'm going to track down this so-called Ms. Prevett,
deal with Ruby once and for all.
Ruby?!
Ooh!
It's stuck. I can't get it off.
- Ahh! - Foreign person, easy, relax.
I've dealt with kids like this before.
Jag sa ju att barnet
var ett Djavul!
Yeah, lady. I don't speak French.
- You likey? - Mmm.
Come on over here, little kid.
I got something over here you'll like even better.
See that? That's a candy dispenser.
Yeah.
Look inside the tiny black holes and pick one.
Uh... hang that on the tray...
What is up with that kid's hand?
Wait a second.
Holy hacksaw, that's a little me!
- Child is yours? - Yeah.
Well, it's not like I had sex with Ruby, but look at it!
Look at the eyes. And the chin. And that little saw.
What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?
- Shoot it! - No!
She's going to use that little shit to screw me somehow.
Well, guess what? I'll show her.
Nobody screws Ashley J. Williams like Ashley J....
That sounded so much better in my head.
- Shoot! - Ugh!
Hey! Don't do that!
- I want this kid alive. - No!
Come here, you little shit!
Run!
Help!
Whoa!
Oh, crap. Oh!
Here I come!
Whoa!
Okay listen, Ricola.
We got to catch that kid.
Because if we catch that kid,
then my daughter will know the truth,
which is I'm not just some psycho
running around with a chainsaw.
What you talk about?
I just want to get that kid out of the house,
- and into my car. - Oh, please.
Go now.
Relax. That little runt can't get through this...
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We got to fall back!
Come on!
I'm coming!
Hey, give me that. What are you doing?
Hey!
You keep your hands off of my Boomstick.
You got that?!
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Run!
Oh, where are we?
- Oh, God... oh, oh! - Run!
Hurry!
What the hell are we doing...?
Stang munnen, du dum man!
That little shit is taunting me.
He doesn't know who he's up against.
Here you go.
We'll tie him up with this.
Yah.
The craziest part about this,
it probably won't be the most fucked up thing
that ever happens to me.
Hey, imagine where else I could have bitten you.
Don't make me get my leg wax.
Open up, Kelly, I'm still hungry for your meat!
Pablo, I do not want to hurt you!
You think you can save me when even El Brujo couldn't?
Brujo?
It's Pablo's uncle, but...
But he's dead, because of me!
Even from the grave, that pendejo
thinks he can save his little Pablito.
Save him?
What the fuck, Kelly? What do we do?
We just... we stick to the plan, okay?
We keep defending ourselves without killing Pablo.
How about a ride on the Pablo 'stache, Kelly?
You're not tall enough.
Ow!
- I bit my tongue! Bitch! - Mother... fuck...!
He's on the roof.
Uh-oh, you caught us!
Got you!
Brandy!
- Hold on, Brandy! - Don't let go!
- Hate to crash the party! - Let her the fuck go!
Oh!
Hold on!
You're next... to die!
You're next to die!
- Shut the fuck up! - You're next to die!
Choke on this.
They're connected.
I warned you!
Ah!
Hot tamale!
Brandy, run!
I know you like it rough, baby.
Stop!
Brandy! Don't! You'll kill him!
Pablo?
Hey. Hey.
I'm sorry. I didn't know what else to do.
Pablo? Pablo, I'm right here.
Pablo, Pablo.
Pablo?
...cuídate.
Fuck.
Am I dead again?
You have brought the Kandarian Dagger.
You again.
What do you want? Who are you?
Her name is Maritsa.
Brujo?
You made it, Pablito.
But your journey... is far from over.
Come on.
What...?
- What? - What's happening to him?
I don't know. I don't know.
Pablo?
Please, we-we go.
Yeah, in a Branson minute, sweetie.
Let's see what else the lioness has in her evil den.
First things first.
That writing looks awfully familiar.
The hell is going on around here?
Is you?
WTF.
I got that off my teenage daughter.
Yeah, this is me and Candy on our wedding night.
Making a daughter in the back of the Delta.
Working at Value Stop,
hanging in my trailer,
holy CIA.
Ruby's been surveilling my ass for decades.
She could have killed me any time, anywhere.
You know this,
evil woman, Ruby?
- Yeah. - Here I come!
El tío? What is this place?
Where are we?
Is a void between realms
that I have managed to mask from evil,
for now.
I could've sent a leopard, or a cobra,
but I needed your attention.
Her death mask is powerful, isn't it?
There's little time.
Your body's dying in the earthly plane.
The evil within is consuming your soul.
And only with the strength of a Brujo,
you can harness its power, to aid...
the Prophesied One.
Ash.
Oh, no.
Oh. Ow!
Oh, that no good, double-crossing...
Oh, Heidi!
Why'd you have to run off like that?
Oh, hey there, little guy.
There you are.
Why don't you come on out?
I'm not going to hurt you.
No, hardly at all.
Yeah, hey, uh... see?
Look.
Nothing in my hands.
Come on out.
We should play... ow!
F-U.
Ooh, you little son...!
Okay, time to put baby to bed.
When you turned away from your ancestors Pablito,
you left yourself vulnerable to evil.
Now you must prove yourself worthy,
before you can exert control over this darkness.
Um, yeah. How bad is this going to get?
Do you remember the ritual legends I used to tell you?
Two basins full of blood of darkness...
And one holds the blood of our people.
You have to mix your own blood with the correct bowl.
You choose darkness, then evil will consume you.
Choose wisely, and...
I'll become a Brujo, like you.
Even stronger.
You will accomplish what none have before.
You will have span between two realms.
One foot in the Underworld, the other on the earthly plane.
You, Pablo, will become...
El Brujo Especial.
Wait, isn't that the name of a beer?
Are you ready, Pablito?
Buena, buena medicina.
Buena, buena luz divina.
I'm ready to become what I was born to be.
Choose the darkness, or choose the light.
- Choose the darkness... - Let's conquer evil.
- Good. - ...or choose the light.
Now for the hard part.
Here kiddie, kiddie.
Come on out, widdle buddy!
Hey!
Oh! That was a cheap shot!
Yah, yah!
Oh, you are way too young to be going up there!
Oh, want to play hide and seek, huh?
Okay.
I'll close my eyes, and I'll count to ten.
One, two, three...
eight, nine, ten!
Whoa!
Oh.
Well, there's something you don't see every day.
Be strong, Pablito.
Oh, shit! Pablo?
Release the beast.
Suelten la bestia.
He's tearing apart! He's dying!
Give my Pablo back, you fucks!
Oh, inside voice!
- Yah! - Oh! Watch it, buster!
- Yah! Yah! - Oh!
Don't push it, Tiny Tim.
- Yah! - Oh!
Whoa!
Oh, shit! Huh!
Oh, want some, huh?
Yeah? Here we go!
- Oh, yeah? - Uh-oh.
Oh!
Oh, you're a tricky little bastard, aren't you?
Hey!
Yah!
Oh, that is so wrong in so many ways.
- Why you little... oh! - No!
Try and get out of this.
Mama!
Both evil and your ancestors are calling.
See them, and choose.
There is no way to know.
Don't see with your eyes, Pablito.
Don't see with your eyes.
Brujo?!
Brujo?! Brujo?!
Don't see with your eyes...
don't see... with your eyes...
Hey! Hey! Fight it!
Pablo, it's okay. Come on.
Pablo, you got this.
I got this!
Cuídate.
Mi nombre es Pablo Simon Bolivar.
Y yo soy...
¡El Brujo Especial!
Pablo?
Is he dead?
No...
no, no...
Pab...
Pablo!
No!
No, Pablo!
Pablo! You're alive!
You're alive! Mm, mm!
And you're not all fucked up.
Hey, I thought I lost you,
for real this time.
Shit! Where's Ash?
Wow, okay.
- No, no, no. No, no, no. Hey, hey Kel? - Wha...?
That was amazing.
Fuck, Kelly.
Shit's about to get loco up in this bitch.
And even though the Jefe would never admit it...
he can't defeat this evil without me.
You're right. He'd never admit that.
Wha... what?
The end is coming.
Shouldn't you take it a little easy?
Why? I feel incredible.
Pablo. What the fuck just happened?
Something especial.
What?
Uh, so, is he just normal now?
Normal?
I forgot what that word even means.
Look... I got to take care of this.
I need you to track down your old man,
fill him in on what just happened.
You think you could do that for me?
Yeah, I'll try the hardware store.
Hey, are you going to be okay?
I've been through worse.
Oh, Brandy.
Stay the fuck away from Ruby.
You mean Ms. Prevett?
Prevett.
Yeah. Her.
You fuck with my Pablo...
you fuck with me.
And I'm done being fucked with, Ruby.
Damn it, where are you?
Ah, Brandy, I'm glad you're here,
because your pop has the 4-1-1 on evil.
- Uh, whatever this is... - Nothing to worry about.
But I'm going to prove to you once and for all
that your Ms. Prevett, is full of C.R.A.P.P.
Brandy?
Oh, my God, I've been looking everywhere.
What's he doing now?
Oh, I was just about to expose your demon butt.
Are you still going on about that?
Mr. Williams, you are embarrassing yourself,
- and your daughter. - My God, this is so fucked.
Ditto, minus the swearing.
Brandy, you don't actually believe this nonsense
that I'm some kind of demon, do you?
I'm not sure what I believe anymore.
Do we really need all this yelling?
I totally agree, Sheriff.
Just the person I was looking for.
Hey, why don't you save us some time here,
and spill the tequila about your stupid demon son.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
Let me jog your memory.
Just so happens, I've got that little monster...
right here!
- Oh! - Mama.
You...? What the...?
The hell is this?
I know this looks bad, but trust me,
that cute little kid is a demon, and not long ago,
he was running around inside a headless corpse
of some Scandinavian woman.
He hurt me.
Yeah. Should've.
Oh, you animal!
Kidnapping a defenseless child, a new low even for you.
Brandy...
I know I'm a crappy father, but I'm also a crappy liar.
I've always told you the truth,
even if it sounds creepy and weird.
I mean, how do you make this shit up?
He's a menace to the community.
You've got some explaining to do, Mr. Williams.
You know, I have a spare room.
Brandy can come back to my place,
I'll take care of her.
Brandy?
Dad, get in!
Mr. Williams!
That's my daughter!
You know, this is the first time you ever called me Dad?
Stop!
Shit!
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