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Obviously, this is the living room.

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There's a fully stocked bar in the den,

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and the home theater is downstairs.

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Wow. So, your boss launches
one style website

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and she can afford all of this?

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I wish "1950s closeted father"

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was a look people were clamoring for.

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Oh, it is not that simple.

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The formula for NERP is very specific...

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former actress plus
confidence based on nothing

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equals millions in sales
of iffy wellness products.

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We should get her a gift
for letting us stay here,

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but what do you give someone
who's researching

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charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka?

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Oh, actually, she's judging

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a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk.

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Maybe we should stay away
from the fridge.

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So, we're in wine country.

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When does the wine tasting start,

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because I can use it after

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the public bashing I've had to endure.

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Here we go. No more boo-hooing, Manny.

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The review wasn't that bad.

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He called my portrayal
of Inspector Poirot

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"unconvincing," "not believable,"

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"hard to buy,"
and "ironically redundant".

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Hey, Mitch, Cam,

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now that you guys have had a chance

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to sleep on my performance,

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what did you think?

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- It was a tricky part.
- Yeah, and I don't blame you.

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I blame whoever cast you.

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Finally, the closet part of the tour.

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My boss left each of you
a very special robe.

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They minimize inflammation

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and gently exfoliate your skin

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whilst you wear them.

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That's weird. I only see six robes.

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That's what's weird about them?

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Oh, one last thing...

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Do not touch the tiara

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on display in the drawing room.

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It is very delicate.

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Got it?

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Sorry, honey. You're just...
You're doing that thing

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where you look like
a really intense baby deer.

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Oh, the scarier you try to be,

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- the more adorable you are.
- I know!

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Whatever. I have, like,

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a million errands to run for my boss.

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Hang on. Since, uh, no one's called dibs

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on the master bedroom,
I assume it's up for grabs.

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Oh, actually, there are only
three guest bedrooms upstairs,

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so you'll have to sleep in there, okay?

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The maid's quarters?

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But I'll be right next
to the creaky do...

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You know, if you want,

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- I can put some oil on that.
- Oh, no, no, no. Don't.

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These are traditional
Tibetan creaking hinges.

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We need those.

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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com

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- Whoa. Go easy.
- Trust me, Dad.

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Right now, I could really use this.

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I love Phil. Let's just
get that out of the way first,

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but he has these bear slippers.

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I don't know where they came from,

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probably the same place that sells

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pinky rings and other things
that make it difficult

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to see your husband as a sexual being.

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Oh, my gosh. I don't think
I'm allowed here

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in my bare feet.

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Fortunately, I have a tactic

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for getting rid of things that I hate.

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I suggest that Phil
brings them on vacation,

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and then I forget to repack them.

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Thanks.

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Dollar-sign necktie...

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I flung it over Niagara Falls.

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The belt buckle with "Pimp" in crystals?

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Chucked it in the Grand Canyon.

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Huh. I wonder if that's what Gloria did

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to my denim vest in the Galápagos.

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I just gotta sneak out tonight

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and disappear those
bear slippers in the woods.

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Am I a terrible person?

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No, but there might be a pattern
of desecrating national parks

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you might want to look at.

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That's enough, Chubs.

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What are you doing?

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Stella's been severely depressed

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because her best friend, Norman,

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the next-door neighbor's dog, just died.

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She won't even do
her favorite trick anymore.

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Stella.

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Stella, speak.

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Speak. Like you're saying "Hello".

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Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo!

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Hello?

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I wanted to bring Stella
on the trip to cheer her up.

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She never sees seasons,
but Gloria wanted one night

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with just the two of us in bed,

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so I did the only sensible thing.

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You left her at home with a dog sitter?

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Checked her in the hotel down the road.

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I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria

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so she passes out early
and I can sneak off and feed Stella.

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The hotel down the
road? You mean the Ritz?

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I had points. Calm down.

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Oh, how cool. This is both
an opener and a stopper.

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Nice.

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Oh, I guess what it does for bottles,

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it also does for conversations.

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Wait, is that... Ronaldo!

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Mitchell!

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What a surprise.

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And who is this?

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I always assumed I was
your sexiest Latin friend.

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This is Gloria. Gloria, Ronaldo.

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- Bolivian?
- Guatemalan.

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- Venezuelan?
- Colombian.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Not sure what this is.

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Um, so w-what are you doing in town?

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Oh, just picking up some wine
for a party I'm catering...

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at Oprah Winfrey's.

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- What?
- Stop it!

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- Oh, what, is that a big deal?
- Don't you be coy.

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You know the power dynamic
just shifted between us.

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If you want, I can get you two
into the party.

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- Get out!
- You would do that for us?

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Only because I like you so much.

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I like you so much, too!

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That was a quick thaw.

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It can only be the two of you,
though. No Cameron.

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Pepper would kill me.

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Right. Cam's in a feud
with Ronaldo's husband

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over what type of cracker
belongs on a cheese platter.

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Water cracker. The cheese is the star.

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- This isn't our fight.
- No.

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I have to run.
I'll text you the address.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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Can you believe this? We're
going to a party at Oprah's.

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What if we become friends with her?

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What if we get our own TV show?

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Who's gonna pick up Joe from school?!

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Gloria... we'll have drivers.

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- Tuesday Company!
- Tuesday Company!

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Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I signed
up for a hip-hop class.

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We knew it was legit when they asked us

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to graffiti our names
on the sign-up wall.

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Right leg, come on.

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Unh. Wrap those arms, come on.

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Unh. Unh.

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And yah!

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I like it. Nice job, everybody!

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Great. That's great.

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Hey, Sho Nuff. Bomb class.

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Yeah, yeah. Really sick.

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Hey, man. You two were hitting
it hard out there.

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I was really believing your movements.

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Are you... saying we brought it?

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I'm saying y'all crushed it.

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Keep it up. All right?

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- Okay.
- Hit it.

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All right. There you go.

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- Cameron?
- Philip?

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- Did you hear that?
- You mean when our dance instructor

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told us we were basically
street-dance superstars?

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Did you notice how he singled us out?

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He didn't even mention Mitch or Claire.

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It's like he's
saying they're holding us back.

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Okay. You know what?

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We need to shed our dead-weight spouses.

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There is nobody
I would rather impress more

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- than Sho Nuff.
- True dat.

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- No, True Dat's just the DJ.
- I don't care what he thinks.

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Turns out, Cam and I
make tremendous dance partners.

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Our bodies are so in tune,

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it's like we finish each other's...

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...sequences.

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Phil starts a move,
and I instinctually complete it.

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And, yeah,
it's as powerful as it sounds.

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Oh, my gosh. Did you ever think

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a farm boy from Missouri

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and... and a real-estate agent
from Key West, Florida,

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would get the opportunity to audition

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for the prestigious Tuesday Company?

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And it only costs slightly more
than regular classes.

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We could be the greatest
masters-level hip-hop duo

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- since Pump Up and The Jam!
- I know!

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Callback's tomorrow, so
we'll have to sneak out tonight

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for a final rehearsal.

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You... You brought the outfit
in case we got it, right?

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"In case"? Good one, Phil.

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I'm having a hard time resisting
dancing with joy, are you?

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- Me-Meet at the grapes.
- Okay.

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Man, it took forever
to find a parking spot.

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I could really use a
sip of a chewy Cabernet.

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You can't drink. You have to stay sober
to drive the rest of us home.

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Wait, is that why I'm here?
To be the designated driver?

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If you need a title, sure.

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Okay, the front door's too loud.

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We can get to the driveway this way.

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I look like Miss Universe.

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What are you doing?
Haley said not to touch that.

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- Ow!
- Let me see.

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Clean cut.

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- Those are real diamonds!
- Leave 'em. Come on.

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- Cam, walk this way.
- Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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Mixing metals is very
in-fashion right now.

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No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna
be rating our dance skills

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on a scale of one to "Dayum"! Come on!

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All right. All right.

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Butt... here.

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Just one more treat.

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Here.

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Shh. We'll just do this quick.

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Shh. Here you go.

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Gorgeous!

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- Dad?
- Oh!

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I thought you were Gloria.

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Wh-Why is Stella here?

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I was going to feed her at the hotel...

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she's clearly in a bad way.

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She trashed the room.

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It looked like The Who
was staying there.

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So, I'm gonna stash her
in the guesthouse,

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brush her fur until she goes to sleep.

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Stella!

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What?

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I am prom queen?!

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It's not... It's not Ashley Walls

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who got the pity vote
after her car accident?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Okay. Now we need to be
strategic if we're gonna hit

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all of Oprah's important rooms, okay?

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Her home office, her gift-wrapping room,

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her temperature-controlled vault
of cozy sweaters.

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But what if Gayle is there?

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Do we stop to talk to her?

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No. No Gayle. There's no time.

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Okay, that-that's the third house

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in this compound that we passed.

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How will we know when we get

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to Oprah's actual hou...

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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- I was a beat early on the booty drop.
- No, no, no.

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It was me. I was a beat late
on the chest pop.

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It's weird, but I'm... I'm nervous.

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I am, too. But you know what?

255
00:09:24,801 --> 00:09:26,568
We... We just have to relax

256
00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:28,770
and remember we're... we're
just a couple guys dancing.

257
00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:30,405
Who are we kidding?!

258
00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:32,440
Getting Tuesday Company would be epic!

259
00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:34,175
I know! We get our own cubbies.

260
00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,877
We don't have to throw our
keys and wallet in the corner anymore.

261
00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:39,146
Didn't the Tuesdoggs perform at
the WNBA All-Star Game last year?

262
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,330
It would be life-changing, but
we have to stop talking about

263
00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:42,598
how great it would be.

264
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,899
- That's what's throwing us off.
- Right.

265
00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:45,601
- For now, it's... We're just... Hey.
- Hey.

266
00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:46,769
- Here's two guys...
- Dancing.

267
00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:48,004
- We're dancing. Yeah.
- We're dancing.

268
00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:49,372
- Let's take it from the top. All right.
- Yep.

269
00:09:51,409 --> 00:09:54,076
Five, six, seven, eight, and...

270
00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,211
And that's my bad.

271
00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,312
Okay.

272
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,164
Where have you been? I turned
around and you were gone.

273
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,567
I was in Oprah's bed!

274
00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:06,269
- Guess her sleep number.
- I don't have to.

275
00:10:06,338 --> 00:10:08,705
- I touched her. I touched Oprah!
- What?!

276
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,873
Well, technically,

277
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,541
I brushed the edge
of her gown with my finger.

278
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,144
But look... my cut's magically healed.

279
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,979
And I heard they have baby elephants

280
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,415
carrying everyone to the south lawn

281
00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:20,983
to see a living chess match. Let's go!

282
00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:22,258
Wait, no, Gloria. Gloria, Come on.

283
00:10:22,327 --> 00:10:24,494
We said we'd only stay for an hour.

284
00:10:24,563 --> 00:10:26,896
We have to get back to our normal lives.

285
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,832
- But how?!
- I know.

286
00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:35,038
Leave them.

287
00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:37,607
Take it from me... if you get
a second chance at love,

288
00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:39,075
you grab it.

289
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,030
After the trauma of losing
her best friend, Norman,

290
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,166
Stella's veil of depression was lifted

291
00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:46,168
by the promise of new romance.

292
00:10:46,237 --> 00:10:48,570
She realized she could love again.

293
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,309
You can't separate them, Claire.

294
00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:52,345
I'm taking that slipper home with me.

295
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,047
And risk Phil seeing it the next
time we're at your house? Forget it.

296
00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:57,183
Stella's had her fun. This is over.

297
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:59,318
Why is this so hard for you to accept?

298
00:10:59,387 --> 00:11:01,587
Is it because it's a dog and a slipper?

299
00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:18,737
My bad.

300
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,579
- Again.
- No, no. No, no.

301
00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:22,769
That's on me. I'm... I'm...
I'm... I'm still in my head.

302
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,237
Let's face it, Cam.
This isn't about nerves.

303
00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:26,039
It's about me losing
whatever spark I once had.

304
00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:27,785
It's like someone sucked
the funk right out of me!

305
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,510
No, I'm the problem. It's like I've lost
the key to the lock on my pop.

306
00:11:30,579 --> 00:11:31,778
Just...go on without me.

307
00:11:31,847 --> 00:11:33,947
I'm holding you back!
I mean, nuff is nuff.

308
00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:37,250
Maybe Rob Base was wrong.
It takes one to make a thing go right.

309
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:39,619
- Is it possible...
- Just say it.

310
00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:41,688
...that we're just Monday dancers?

311
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:49,619
Is it better?

312
00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:51,354
No, I'm still getting
a hint of elephant.

313
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:53,323
- Get out.
- W... I'm just being honest.

314
00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:56,460
No, we have to push the car
the last 50 feet to the house...

315
00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:57,928
...so that they don't hear us coming.

316
00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:03,303
I feel like some of Oprah's strength
must've rubbed off on me.

317
00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:04,804
I bet I could
carry this car up.

318
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,239
Are you sure this is in neutral?

319
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:09,809
What is this?!

320
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,546
Did you steal this candy dish
from Oprah's house?

321
00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:17,317
It has her initials engraved.

322
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,986
I couldn't help it. I wanted a souvenir.

323
00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:22,656
But you said that we couldn't
bring any evidence in here,

324
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,290
and you didn't even let me take

325
00:12:24,359 --> 00:12:26,292
the party napkin that had a cartoon

326
00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:28,995
of her hugging children of many colors!

327
00:12:29,064 --> 00:12:30,430
Okay, I'm sorry.

328
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,233
What if... What if we share
custody of the candy dish?

329
00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:34,734
Okay, fine.

330
00:12:34,803 --> 00:12:36,736
But I get it for the holidays.

331
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:39,439
Coming.

332
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:43,309
Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys
in the drawing room.

333
00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,813
Okay, where did I put them?

334
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:48,248
They were right here, right?

335
00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:50,083
And right where I thought I left them.

336
00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,885
Wait a minute. What is that?

337
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:53,286
Oh, my God.

338
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,721
Oh, my God! The tiara! It's cracked!

339
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:55,989
Who did this?!

340
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,390
I'll get to the bottom of this.

341
00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:00,126
I don't care what some
feeble-minded vulgarian says.

342
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:03,163
Manny Delgado knows how to play
the role of an inspector.

343
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,832
- I'll text everyone to come downstairs.
- Thank you.

344
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,135
No!

345
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,236
Oh, no.

346
00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:11,538
Oh, hell no.

347
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:14,638
Okay. Wait, wait, Dad.
We need an excuse!

348
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:16,673
People are gonna wonder
why we weren't in bed.

349
00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,541
Um, tell them that, uh, uh...

350
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,628
Oh! We were on the balcony
because we saw a moose.

351
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,684
That's dumb.

352
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,779
We'll tell them I'm heating up some milk
for you in the kitchen

353
00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:25,214
because your stomach hurts.

354
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:27,716
Why? Because I was upset
that I saw a moose?

355
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,390
Put this on.

356
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,791
- I was early.
- I was late.

357
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,662
Hurry, hurry!

358
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,998
Whew! I'm still getting
strong notes of elephant off of you.

359
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,216
- You may have to cut off all your hair.
- No!

360
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,321
I'm sure you're wondering why
I've gathered you all here.

361
00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:51,856
Uh, the tiara's cracked.
You told us in your text.

362
00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:53,491
What I didn't tell you
is that I've vowed

363
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,260
to find out who's responsible.

364
00:13:55,329 --> 00:13:56,995
Well, no, actually,
you did. It was a fairly long...

365
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,074
Everyone's a suspect.

366
00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:00,709
Don't look at me.
I wasn't anywhere near it.

367
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:03,078
What a surprise...
Phil feigning innocence.

368
00:14:03,147 --> 00:14:05,414
You're just everyone's
favorite Dad, right?

369
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,826
Where were you when you got my text?

370
00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,861
Cam's, uh, stomach was upset,

371
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,630
and I was warming up some milk for him.

372
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,832
- Claire saw a moose.
- I did.

373
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:17,002
And that's why we were on
the balcony when you texted us.

374
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,270
Well, Gloria and I were in the den.

375
00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:19,938
I ran into her on my way out to my walk,

376
00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:21,373
and then we decided
to watch the moon together.

377
00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,541
The moon, huh?

378
00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:26,077
Seems unlikely given tonight
is moonless!

379
00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:27,445
No matter.

380
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:31,086
So, did any of you go through
this room at any point?

381
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,224
Sounds to me like everybody was inside

382
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,825
doing whatever they were
supposed to be doing.

383
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:40,215
That's odd because I found
this door slightly open,

384
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,317
which means one of you was outside.

385
00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,153
When I find out who went out that door,

386
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,821
quite sure I'll have my culprit.

387
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,022
Hey, what's that?

388
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:51,393
It appears to be two bottom halves

389
00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,328
of a gingerbread man melded together.

390
00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:55,664
Uh, it looks like a bone.
It's a dog treat.

391
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,599
No, it's a human treat,

392
00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:00,569
and it's shaped like
a bone because it's full of calcium.

393
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:02,548
I was snacking on them
earlier in the day

394
00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:03,983
and I must have dropped one.

395
00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:08,521
Mmm, they're delicious.

396
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,416
And they're very good for you.

397
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:11,651
Checks out.

398
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:14,086
That's coming from upstairs!

399
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:15,521
No, outside.

400
00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:18,758
Gloria, how did this happen?

401
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,159
I have a theory.

402
00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:21,494
I once read about a moose

403
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,195
that knocked a camper out of neutral.

404
00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,998
Perhaps the moose Claire saw earlier did
the same thing here.

405
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,501
The hood's warm. Then don't lean on it.

406
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,058
I admit it! Mitch and I...
we were outside.

407
00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:33,960
He wanted to talk to me about a problem

408
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,063
he's having with Cam in the gay bedroom.

409
00:15:37,132 --> 00:15:38,531
Oh, so when it's me, it's a problem.

410
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,700
When it's you, it's what happens
when you work out too much.

411
00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:44,604
It got cold, we went inside the car,

412
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,905
I turned the heater on,

413
00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:49,408
and I must have accidentally
knocked it into neutral.

414
00:15:49,477 --> 00:15:51,477
So, it was all ready to roll
when the moose showed up.

415
00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:53,880
Hey, uh, what's
this candy dish doing here?

416
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,845
Haley, please, I'm trying to think.

417
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,547
But it could be evidence.

418
00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:59,549
What are the lights doing on
in the tennis court?!

419
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,121
Now why would these chairs be out here,

420
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,389
and how do they connect to the moose?

421
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,693
These footprints are in a...
really weird pattern.

422
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,528
Why do these steps feel so familiar?

423
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,363
Cam and I were out here, um...

424
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:16,099
We were in the kitchen, and
we heard a raccoon outside.

425
00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:17,901
Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we...

426
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,503
we grabbed a couple chairs
to... to... to scare it off.

427
00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:22,973
We held... held them up like this,

428
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,607
and, um, chased the raccoon,

429
00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,443
but it ran into some trash cans
and we were like...

430
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,911
- Oh!
- Oh!

431
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,711
And then, uh, it ran
up the court this way...

432
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:31,948
- Yep.
- ...and then back a couple of steps

433
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:35,008
and then forward again and then it
did a little spin.

434
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,586
Yep. That was it. And then it
came back at us, and we were like...

435
00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:39,510
Right, left. Right, right,

436
00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:41,078
body roll, and spin.

437
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,880
And then, it was just gone.

438
00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:44,181
What the hell was that?

439
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,350
What is any of this? I can't
make sense of these clues.

440
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,853
What kind of raccoon isn't scared off by
the presence of a moose?

441
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:50,121
All we need to know

442
00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,957
is that Mitchell, Gloria, Cam, and Phil

443
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:55,559
- are the four and only suspects.
- Not only!

444
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,184
One at a time! Phil, go first.

445
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,586
Well, that's a lot of pressure.

446
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,354
Speak!

447
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,423
What is that noise?

448
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,923
It's like a dog saying, "Hello."

449
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,425
Sounds to me like
a California barking moose.

450
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,793
It came from up there.

451
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,029
Hey.

452
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,732
We were really in-sync talking
through that raccoon chase.

453
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,766
It felt like maybe we
had our timing back again.

454
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:17,868
It really did.

455
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,134
Maybe we forgot dance isn't
about the fame or... or glory,

456
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,770
but it's about telling a story
that takes your audience

457
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,373
on a journey that ebbs and flows.

458
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:27,540
Ebb and Flow.

459
00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:30,677
I think we just found our hip-hop names.

460
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,729
Jay!

461
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,698
- You brought Stella?!
- No!

462
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,566
She must have tracked us here.

463
00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:41,535
What's that, girl?

464
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,937
What? We left the stove on?

465
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,739
- Well, that was weird.
- Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

466
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:47,407
What is my slipper doing in here?

467
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,609
I'm not wrong. It's cold, huh?

468
00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:52,079
Hey. Honey...

469
00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:54,147
We need to talk about this.

470
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,151
- Um, Stella...
- She wants the slipper, Phil.

471
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,419
Oh, my God.

472
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:02,424
W-Why is Phil dressed
like a Beastie Boy?

473
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:03,726
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

474
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,895
You two did hip-hop without us!

475
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,530
Okay, be-because you and Claire
were holding us back.

476
00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:10,666
Oh, please. We are
just as good as you are.

477
00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,473
It sounds like somebody
wants a dance-off.

478
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,169
No. No one ever wants a dance-off.

479
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:16,538
- Phil, why didn't you just tell me?
- Save it, Claire.

480
00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,374
I know you put the hit out
on my bear slippers.

481
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,409
Those are just very unsexy.

482
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,578
Oh, 'cause you always dress so sexy?

483
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,346
Let's check out this nightwear.

484
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,875
Luke's junior high gym shorts,
and the drawstring is an old shoelace.

485
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:31,543
Well, at least I'm not
one of those wives

486
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,245
that spends a fortune on lingerie.

487
00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:35,414
I mean, look, when the shoelace broke,

488
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,049
I fixed it with a staple.

489
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,351
Well, why don't we add a little spice
for our vacation?

490
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,987
I mean, Gloria wears a floor-length,
beaded nightgown to bed.

491
00:18:42,056 --> 00:18:44,356
Wait a second. No, she doesn't.

492
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,492
Yes.

493
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,967
It looked very comfortable
on the website.

494
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:52,136
Wait a minute. Gloria was with Mitchell.

495
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:53,704
What have we got going on under here?!

496
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:55,606
Okay, where were you going
looking so dapper?!

497
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,675
Dapper? Really? Aww...

498
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:59,377
Oh! Ooh! Manny. Manny!

499
00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:01,979
Hey! Look what just fell out
of Uncle Mitch's pocket!

500
00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:03,948
A second candy dish...

501
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,660
Hold up. This is monogrammed.

502
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,695
"M.O."?

503
00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,197
You went to Michelle Obama's without me?

504
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,334
You went to Oprah Winfrey's without me?!

505
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,002
Gloria, is this true?

506
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,004
You know how I feel about Oprah.
She changed my...

507
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,272
Excuse me.

508
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:22,375
She gave me the strength
to change my own life!

509
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,135
Stop. Stop!

510
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,234
Stop!!

511
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,004
Have we all forgotten that somebody

512
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,639
cracked my boss's tiara?!

513
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,040
I could get fired!

514
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:36,342
Well, I touched it once,

515
00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:38,710
so I might have done it.
I'll pay for it.

516
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,177
Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too.

517
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,545
- I put it on my hand.
- I tried it.

518
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,213
- Me, too.
- Okay, okay, obviously,

519
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,315
everybody monkeyed around
with it, so we'll all chip in.

520
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,450
Really?

521
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,651
- Yes!
- Thank you, guys.

522
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,453
Yeah, let's go to bed!

523
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,023
Listen, not to take Phil's side, but you
could wash those shorts

524
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,459
'cause I'm getting a strong
whiff of elephant.

525
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,762
Thanks for trying to help, Manny.

526
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,865
I guess we'll really never know
who broke that tiara.

527
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,936
I broke the tiara.

528
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:05,671
I was alone at the house
the night before

529
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,640
doing a little private wine tasting.

530
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,642
I made a website,

531
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,244
and I tell people how to live.

532
00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,513
Get a latte enema.

533
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,142
Drink ocean water.

534
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,183
Oh.

535
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,552
Ooh...

536
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,254
I knew if I said to my family,
"Do not touch",

537
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:24,490
one of those bozos
would have to try it on

538
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,526
and then think
they cracked it themselves.

539
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,563
That's right. I'm a little
smarter than people think.

540
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,232
But lucky, too. That moose
almost ruined everything.

541
00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:36,307
You know, there's no sense denying it.

542
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,960
Life, as we know it, has changed.

543
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:40,553
Yeah, yeah. From now on, you'll be
dancing on Tuesdays.

544
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:43,214
Oh, Ronaldo's FaceTiming.

545
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,014
Hey, guys.

546
00:20:45,049 --> 00:20:46,765
So, uh, listen.

547
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:48,764
Oprah knows about the candy dish.

548
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,686
I don't know what you're talking about.

549
00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,472
There are cameras, Mitchell!
You need to bring it back.

550
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:54,558
Where are you?

551
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:57,981
I'm still here at Oprah's,
under my own free will.

552
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,447
And I will probably
stay here in this tower

553
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:03,616
until she gets her dish back.

554
00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,052
It's quite meaningful.
She stole it from...

555
00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:10,256
...got it as a gift from Michelle Obama.

556
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,113
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

557
00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:16,316
We have Michelle Obama's candy dish.

558
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,518
Oprah Winfrey has our number.

559
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,287
O-kay! Okay! Okay!

560
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:26,312
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