1 00:00:00,329 --> 00:00:02,528 For the last time, where's yo body?! 2 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:04,764 Yeah, we want to arrest all of you, not just the bones. 3 00:00:06,167 --> 00:00:09,101 That's it! Give me five mutes alone with him. 4 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:11,604 I'll pull him apart, piece by piece. 5 00:00:11,606 --> 00:00:14,707 You? All right, then, rough him up. 6 00:00:16,978 --> 00:00:20,613 Hey, stop laughing! Your bones are sharp. 7 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:23,583 Ow, my bones! 8 00:00:23,584 --> 00:00:26,919 My sensitive bones! 9 00:00:34,939 --> 00:00:37,817 1x06 - Operation Large and in Charge 10 00:00:46,462 --> 00:00:48,462 -- Addic7ed.com -- 11 00:00:48,463 --> 00:00:50,409 As I'm sure you've heard, the mysterious sea creature 12 00:00:50,411 --> 00:00:52,845 we call "Blozark" has utterly devastated 13 00:00:52,847 --> 00:00:54,314 most of South America. 14 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,582 We sent our undefeated robot champion, Ultrastar, 15 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:59,020 to fight him. Here's what happed. 16 00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:17,136 Thanks for nothing, Ultrastar! 17 00:01:17,138 --> 00:01:18,871 Rest in peace, Ultrastar. 18 00:01:18,873 --> 00:01:21,407 Blozark is currently heading straight for us, 19 00:01:21,409 --> 00:01:24,343 so we're desperate for new defense strategies. 20 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:27,597 This might sound crazy, but what if I told you 21 00:01:27,598 --> 00:01:29,315 I could fight Blozark myself? 22 00:01:29,317 --> 00:01:30,851 I would say, "You're cuckoo bananas." 23 00:01:30,852 --> 00:01:33,584 Didn't you get your ass handed to you by that 24 00:01:33,585 --> 00:01:36,316 - skeleton earlier? - I held my own. Thank you. 25 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:38,624 Well, since no one has any ideas, 26 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:40,967 it's time for our next order of business ... 27 00:01:41,082 --> 00:01:42,362 Friday Funnies. Roll the clip. 28 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,263 Not my ass! 29 00:01:44,265 --> 00:01:46,866 Wait. Ooh, actually, this. 30 00:01:48,069 --> 00:01:49,769 Look at that dumbass. 31 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:52,271 Please, stop. I'll give you money. 32 00:01:52,273 --> 00:01:54,974 I come from a wealthy family. 33 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,977 How could you possibly beat Blozark? 34 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,196 So, what you're saying is, 35 00:01:59,197 --> 00:02:00,413 you used to work for a company 36 00:02:00,415 --> 00:02:03,182 called Cube Sphere Industries, and while you were there, 37 00:02:03,184 --> 00:02:05,117 you developed an experimental technology 38 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:06,620 - that could save the city? - Yes! 39 00:02:06,621 --> 00:02:09,388 And we're driving to Cube Sphere Industries right now? 40 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,258 - Yes! - Sounds like a waste of time to me. 41 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:14,460 Cube Sphere designed the J.A.S.O.N. phone. 42 00:02:14,462 --> 00:02:16,262 It'd be so cool to work at a place like that. 43 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:21,133 No, Chubbie. You're on a doggie diet. 44 00:02:23,137 --> 00:02:25,838 No! Have another health bar. 45 00:02:26,808 --> 00:02:29,408 Oh, you'd rather eat your own teeth, huh? 46 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,411 Fine. Knock yourself out, Chubbie. 47 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,745 Eat your own teeth. 48 00:02:35,149 --> 00:02:37,583 This place is amazing. 49 00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:40,220 - It must feel good to be back. - Just you wait. 50 00:02:40,221 --> 00:02:41,755 I may be a joke at Hot Streets, 51 00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:44,690 but I was a king when I worked here. 52 00:02:44,692 --> 00:02:47,127 Hey, I know her. Dr. Craw! 53 00:02:47,128 --> 00:02:49,361 It's your old co-worker, Donald French! 54 00:02:49,363 --> 00:02:52,176 Security! 55 00:02:53,968 --> 00:02:56,302 We're Hot Streets agents, here on official busines 56 00:02:56,304 --> 00:02:57,287 Uhh, whoops. 57 00:02:57,288 --> 00:03:00,236 I'm Dr. Craw, head of research for Cube Sphere. 58 00:03:00,271 --> 00:03:04,610 I know. We worked in the same lab for four years. 59 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:06,779 Huh. According to comny records, you did work here. 60 00:03:06,781 --> 00:03:10,983 - I just don't remember you, at all. - It's me, Donnie French. 61 00:03:10,985 --> 00:03:13,686 I went by D.J.? 62 00:03:13,688 --> 00:03:17,056 We need access to French's old projects. 63 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:19,091 It just has to be here. 64 00:03:19,093 --> 00:03:21,561 Look at these. "Perpetual Boomerang." 65 00:03:21,562 --> 00:03:22,679 "The Future Flute." 66 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,232 - "Gravity Gravy." - Gravity Gravy? 67 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,167 Aw. 68 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:31,170 Found it! My greatest invention ... 69 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:32,671 the Large and In Charge Device. 70 00:03:32,673 --> 00:03:35,675 Sounds like it won't work. No need to explain what it does. 71 00:03:35,676 --> 00:03:37,843 If I surgically implant this into my chest, 72 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:41,780 it will convert my tiny molecules into jumbo molecules. 73 00:03:41,782 --> 00:03:42,983 Jumbo molecules? 74 00:03:42,984 --> 00:03:46,185 That would make you approximately 300 feet tall. 75 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:48,922 - Hmm. - It only lasts 20 minutes, 76 00:03:48,923 --> 00:03:49,956 but that should be long enough 77 00:03:49,957 --> 00:03:52,425 for me to tear Blozark a new blow hole. 78 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:54,426 Maybe you should let me get Large and In Charge. 79 00:03:54,428 --> 00:03:55,896 I'm better than you at punching things. 80 00:03:55,897 --> 00:03:59,498 This prototype is only compatible with my DNA, 81 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,767 and it's the exact same size of my heart. 82 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:05,238 Wait, that thing is gonna replace your heart? That's dangerous. 83 00:04:05,239 --> 00:04:07,006 It's more than dangerous, it's idiotic. 84 00:04:07,008 --> 00:04:09,341 She's the only one with any sense around here. 85 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:14,280 - Are you sure about this? - Jen? 86 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,917 I think you may have a future in science. 87 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:20,470 - Really? - Yes. You remind me of a younger, 88 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:21,654 dumpier version of myself. 89 00:04:21,656 --> 00:04:23,756 How would you feel about an internship? 90 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:25,491 It could lead to somhing. 91 00:04:25,493 --> 00:04:28,428 - It sounds pretty damn exciting. - Puff? 92 00:04:28,429 --> 00:04:30,029 What a cool place to work. 93 00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:32,464 Since we can't implant your chest device until the fight, 94 00:04:32,466 --> 00:04:35,201 we're going to run a virtual reality simulation first. 95 00:04:35,203 --> 00:04:38,270 Plug me in. 96 00:04:38,272 --> 00:04:41,106 Okay, first thing's first. 97 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:53,118 Oh, my God! Did he have to shit right in my mouth? 98 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,688 That's Blozark's thing. 99 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,683 Sure, but did you have to make 100 00:04:56,684 --> 00:04:59,459 - the shit taste like shit? - Yes. 101 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:03,495 I'd rather die than have that happen for real. I give up. 102 00:05:03,497 --> 00:05:06,465 If you want to work her your hands have to get a little dirty. 103 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:08,434 I'm ready for anything. 104 00:05:10,972 --> 00:05:12,305 That's Bison Guy. 105 00:05:12,306 --> 00:05:14,240 He's a weapon I've been developing for the Chinese. 106 00:05:14,242 --> 00:05:15,842 Oh, my God! Is he okay? 107 00:05:16,844 --> 00:05:18,278 That's just Bison Guy for you. 108 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,379 He screams because his heart is irregular. 109 00:05:20,381 --> 00:05:23,116 Someday, I'll get that worked out. 110 00:05:23,117 --> 00:05:25,551 Listen, we all know you're not cut out for this. 111 00:05:25,553 --> 00:05:29,188 I'm not. You win. I give up, okay? 112 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:32,859 - So, I called in a favor. - It can't be... 113 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:35,928 Horatio "The Finger" Tub Tub? 114 00:05:36,185 --> 00:05:39,820 - AKA, Mr. America? - The one and only. 115 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:41,660 That's right. I gave up once, too, 116 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:43,530 but it turns out I was lying to myself. 117 00:05:43,565 --> 00:05:46,930 - And then, in 2003, I finally did it. - You did do it. 118 00:05:46,965 --> 00:05:49,130 The whole world was watching. 119 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:52,030 But what the heck are you doing here? 120 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,770 My close personal friend Mark Branski said you're taking on Blozark. 121 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,240 I knew I had to help. 122 00:05:57,275 --> 00:06:00,380 Come with me. I'll show you how I win all my fights. 123 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:01,680 Help me feed my super plants. 124 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:05,050 A Cube Sphere botany project. Here's a sack of potatoes. 125 00:06:05,085 --> 00:06:07,820 These aren't potatoes, they're hamsters. 126 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:09,650 We call them "flesh potatoes." 127 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:12,990 - Oh, boy. - Unless you don't have the guts. 128 00:06:13,025 --> 00:06:15,620 - Yum, yum. - Flesh potatoes? 129 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,260 No, Chubbie! No flesh potatoes for you. 130 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,591 Step number one, punch that tree. 131 00:06:21,626 --> 00:06:22,560 Yow! 132 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,530 Ignore your hand. What else do you feel? 133 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:26,730 Well, my heart is pounding. 134 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,600 That's because your heart is growing. 135 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:31,870 - Punch it again. - Ow! What's next? 136 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,440 That's it. You're ready. 137 00:06:33,475 --> 00:06:35,910 Thank God we had a real champ 138 00:06:35,945 --> 00:06:38,780 to train you, and just in time, too. 139 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,150 - Blozark is near. - I'll fight with my heart. 140 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:44,690 Ready for Operation Large and In Charge. 141 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:47,690 Step one ... remove my heart. 142 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,060 Great job milking Bison Guy. 143 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:52,760 I'd say you almost have the job. 144 00:06:52,795 --> 00:06:54,560 Awesome. 145 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:15,380 Jen, I need you to hold onto my heart. It's in here. 146 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:19,620 - I'm pretty busy here. - I'm going to need this back 147 00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:21,960 the moment the fight is over, or I'll die. 148 00:07:21,995 --> 00:07:23,760 Make sure Chubbie Webbers doesn't eat it. 149 00:07:23,795 --> 00:07:26,830 - He sure looks hungry. - Chubbie, down! 150 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:30,970 Uh-oh, that's the Blozark alarm. 151 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:33,760 Ooh. 152 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:38,840 Hey, French, I want you to have this. 153 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,210 You represent America, so it's only appropriate. 154 00:07:42,245 --> 00:07:46,310 It fits. Give it up to The Finger for nailing my head size. 155 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,750 - 9! - Looks like Blozark's heading 156 00:07:48,785 --> 00:07:50,620 straight for Hot Street's headquarters. 157 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:51,990 It's go time, baby. 158 00:07:52,025 --> 00:07:54,720 Operation Large and In Charge ... that's you. 159 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:59,330 I'm Large and in Charge. 160 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:06,300 Oh, oh, oh... 161 00:08:06,335 --> 00:08:08,340 Oh! Oh! 162 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:11,870 Oh! 163 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,610 It's not working! 164 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,210 It's not! 165 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,090 Hey, Blozark? 166 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,660 Yeah! 167 00:08:29,695 --> 00:08:31,860 How about a building sandwich? 168 00:08:34,465 --> 00:08:37,170 Oh, man, whatever he's doing out there, that ain't heart. 169 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:38,530 My God, you're right. 170 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:40,640 Pull the egg sacs out of this smelly spider womb. 171 00:08:40,675 --> 00:08:43,570 - Come on. - Jen, focus. 172 00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:45,610 You almost have the job. 173 00:08:56,355 --> 00:08:57,520 Mmm! 174 00:08:57,555 --> 00:08:59,690 Mmm! 175 00:09:01,355 --> 00:09:03,390 It seems like French's chess piece isn't working. 176 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:06,190 What if I crawled inside and switched it to manual mode? 177 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,830 That way, I can control him like a giant mech. 178 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:10,330 Horatio, you're an American hero, 179 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:11,970 but you have bigger fish to fry. 180 00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:14,340 The big fight is next week, and I've got money on you. 181 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:19,110 French, what are you doing? Use your heart. 182 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:22,780 I can't. My heart's in a cooler. 183 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:25,850 Then, use your head. Something! 184 00:09:25,885 --> 00:09:27,380 My head. 185 00:09:27,415 --> 00:09:29,380 If I overload it ... 186 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:47,500 Aah! 187 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:51,140 His heart was inside his head. 188 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,310 Oh, he did it! Better get his heart ready. 189 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,480 Chubbie, how could you? 190 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,520 I need a heart, fast! 191 00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:03,690 I know what you're thinking, but you're too good for that, right? 192 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:07,960 - You don't have the guts! - Great idea. Thanks. 193 00:10:12,765 --> 00:10:14,512 Congratulations, you have the guts 194 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:17,700 to work at Cube Sphere. You're hired. 195 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:22,740 Unfortunately, Bison Guy was a $5 million guy, so you're fired. 196 00:10:22,775 --> 00:10:27,540 Our very own Agent Donald French is the savior of the city. 197 00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:30,650 Everybody thought you were a joke, including me, 198 00:10:30,685 --> 00:10:32,250 but look at you now. 199 00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:34,980 I have to tell you ... ever since I got my heart back, 200 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:37,017 I have the lust of a bison, 201 00:10:37,018 --> 00:10:40,020 and my boners are glow-in-the-dark. 202 00:10:40,055 --> 00:10:42,420 Now for today's Friday Funnies. 203 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:52,376 -- Addic7ed.com --