1 00:00:00,226 --> 00:00:02,469 Previously, on "Another Period"... 2 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,075 Poor Lillian's memory was erased. 3 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,643 You don't remember who you are, 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:10,811 and you don't remember where you are. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,446 That's about right. 6 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,114 We should get you home, shouldn't we? 7 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,582 I live here? 8 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,417 And you make love to me with no protection 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,619 because you're my wife. 10 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,554 My prince charming left a clue! 11 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,322 Come back, mystery lady! 12 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,424 Frederick is your beloved! 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,826 It's his name in the ring! 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,160 This is not my baby. 15 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,495 This is the wrong baby! This is not... 16 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,430 this is the wrong baby! 17 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,132 I'm running for president? 18 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,334 Oh, fantastic! 19 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,769 Frederick for president! 20 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,671 If we want to be president in '08, 21 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,473 we've gotta go straight to the people. 22 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:40,541 Frederick for president! 23 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:43,844 Oh, Frederick! 24 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,380 Remember, all you have to do is wave. 25 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,381 No words. 26 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,083 Just put your hand up and wave. 27 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,852 Do you understand? 28 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,487 - No words. - What are you going to say? 29 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:55,989 Well, if I'm allowed to say anything, then... 30 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,692 - Shh! - Manure Association of America 31 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,661 is proud to present... 32 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:04,097 Vice President Frederick Bellacourt! 33 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:40,167 Oh, my God. 34 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,377 What are you doing? 35 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,645 Freddy... no! 36 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,447 No, no! 37 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,282 Oh, holy Moses, no. 38 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,850 No. 39 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,185 Frederick, 40 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:01,288 put down the horse shit. 41 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,490 Put it back, put it back! 42 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,439 See? I didn't say a word. 43 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,409 ? I want the money ? 44 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,344 ? I want the fame ? 45 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,746 ? I want the whole world to know my name ? 46 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,914 ? This is mine ? 47 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,315 ? I gotta get it ? 48 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,583 ? I got to get it ? 49 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,784 ? Got-got to get it ? 50 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,653 ? Another period ? 51 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,192 I can't wait to see 52 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,626 the look on Frederick's face when I show him the ring 53 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,361 he left inside me at the ball. 54 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,496 What is this I'm hearing about 55 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:43,964 you desecrating our flag? 56 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,500 Am I gonna have to cut my hunting trip short?! 57 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,837 I'm one grizzly cub shy of killing an entire family! 58 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,706 - Oh, just leave the one. - You are about to destroy 59 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,942 everything I've worked so hard for! 60 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,344 I am terrified at what you're capable of. 61 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,313 Oh, well, there's no reason to be scared. 62 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,848 It's not dark out... 63 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,449 yet. 64 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,652 Uh, bye, Mr. Rosenfeld! 65 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,920 - Frederick? - Yes. 66 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,689 - I have something to tell you. - Me too. 67 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,457 You know the symbol of America? 68 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,392 Well, I set it on fire and covered it 69 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,861 in a steaming pile of horse shit, 70 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,629 and now everybody's talking about me. 71 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,998 Frederick, what I have to say is important. 72 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,466 Do you remember how we met 73 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:20,767 our soul mates at the masquerade ball? 74 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,270 Yes, and being jilted by my mystery soul mate 75 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,906 is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 76 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,007 What do you mean? 77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,876 Well, now that I'm done with love 78 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,011 and focused on my career, there's a pretty picture of me 79 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,714 in every newspaper, with a caption 80 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,716 that says something about a national joke. 81 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,717 Oh. 82 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,784 So, Beatrice, 83 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,420 what was it you wanted to tell me? 84 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,556 I, um... 85 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,640 That's... that's all I had to say. 86 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,275 - Hmm. - "I, um." 87 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,476 Oh, dear God. Well, thank you 88 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,478 - for letting me know. - You're welcome. 89 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,620 It's been two weeks, 90 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,489 and no matter how many loads of laundry I do 91 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,624 or loads of Kerrtrussel I take, 92 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,327 I just can't seem to remember who I am. 93 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,567 God... 94 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,836 Ah, forgot me gun again! 95 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,971 I'll tell you what, I'd forget me belt too. 96 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,575 Great green goblins, what is this mess?! 97 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,742 I don't know what I'm doing. 98 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,544 None of this feels right! 99 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,447 I'm not good at cooking and cleaning and... 100 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,982 Rubbing peat oil 101 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,817 on your aching feet. 102 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,053 Oh, Garbagella. 103 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,788 I love the way you rub my feet. 104 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,857 I'm sorry about all the blisters. 105 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,959 Policeman shoes aren't good for much 106 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,361 but kicking hobos and stomping tramps. 107 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,599 I wish I could remember who I was. 108 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,801 I'll help you find who you are. 109 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,771 You will? 110 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,408 ? Isn't it great, now we're together? ? 111 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:12,579 ? And I can correct you when you're wrong ? 112 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,549 ? And now you can see that life is better ? 113 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:16,717 Ooh, ah! 114 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,851 ? When you're in your place ? 115 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,786 ? Where you belong ? 116 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,555 ? Ah-ooh ? 117 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:24,791 ? Things are gonna be so improved ? 118 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:29,029 ? When you do the things you do ? 119 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,601 Help! 120 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,682 ? Wah-wah-ooh ? 121 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,052 ? It's simply destiny ? 122 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,588 ? Someone like you ? 123 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,457 ? Is meant for me ? 124 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,966 Freddy! 125 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,068 What are these telegrams you keep sending out 126 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,004 - at all hours? - Those are my musings. 127 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,574 "Make America great for the first time." 128 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,409 - Mm-hmm. - "My plan for the economy 129 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,643 is that I am rich." 130 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,679 "I declare Civil War II"? 131 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,080 What do these even mean? 132 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,882 Well, I guess there already was one, 133 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,617 so it has to be a sequel. 134 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,619 That never is good, but what can you do? 135 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,653 Half the country is furious, 136 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,589 but the other half... 137 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,058 loves you! I like the sound of that half. 138 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,627 I thought you'd have to wait until 1908 to run, 139 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,562 but I think you could beat Roosevelt now. 140 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,964 Freddy! 141 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,833 Do you want to be president? 142 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,535 - Do I have to? - Well... 143 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,837 do you want more applause and portraits painted? 144 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,138 - Yes! - Then I'll make 145 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,540 the announcement tomorrow morning. 146 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,942 We have so much hard work 147 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,010 ahead of us! 148 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,712 Work? There's more work? 149 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,614 Nothing but work, work, work ahead of us 150 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,815 until the minute you take office! 151 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:55,616 I can't possibly work any harder 152 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,217 than I already am. 153 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,553 I've been standing here for an hour, at least. 154 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,821 At least five minutes. 155 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,623 Five, ten minutes. 156 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,962 Blanche! You're back. 157 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,598 Here, take this... shit-maker from me. 158 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,835 I'd say he missed you, 159 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,003 but I doubt he knows who you are. 160 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,905 Back to work, back to work! 161 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,006 Stop feeling. 162 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,176 Hi. Murray. 163 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,177 He's alive. 164 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,612 My baby is alive! 165 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,914 For the first time in my life, 166 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,148 I can honestly say I'm glad 167 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,751 I didn't die in my sleep last night! 168 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:35,640 Now that Lillian's gone, 169 00:07:35,674 --> 00:07:38,109 Mother fired me, and Frederick wants to be alone, 170 00:07:38,143 --> 00:07:40,946 there is no one in the world who loves me. 171 00:07:40,979 --> 00:07:42,414 So, I'm going to get advice 172 00:07:42,447 --> 00:07:43,849 from the least-loved person I know. 173 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:47,152 Hostess? 174 00:07:47,185 --> 00:07:48,420 Hon-ton? 175 00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:50,655 Becky? 176 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,793 - Hortense. - Yes. 177 00:07:54,826 --> 00:07:56,094 Can I ask you some advice? 178 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,897 No, I do not know the best way to kill myself, 179 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:00,832 even though I must think about it day and night. 180 00:08:00,866 --> 00:08:02,567 No, it's something else this time. 181 00:08:03,635 --> 00:08:04,903 Oh, okay. 182 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:06,938 So, people don't like you, right? 183 00:08:06,972 --> 00:08:10,475 So, it is not something else, but, yes. 184 00:08:10,509 --> 00:08:11,943 I am a smart, independent woman, 185 00:08:11,977 --> 00:08:13,879 so I am generally disliked. What of it? 186 00:08:13,912 --> 00:08:16,448 Well, I lost the love of my life, 187 00:08:16,481 --> 00:08:18,116 and the man who I thought was the future love of my life, 188 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,918 because the man who I thought was the future love of my life 189 00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:21,853 was the same man as the love of my life. 190 00:08:21,887 --> 00:08:23,722 But you already know all that. 191 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:24,856 Yes, and how can I help you? 192 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:27,526 Now that no one loves me... 193 00:08:27,559 --> 00:08:29,160 what am I supposed to do? 194 00:08:31,196 --> 00:08:32,664 Oh. 195 00:08:32,697 --> 00:08:36,034 Being unloved can be quite liberating, actually. 196 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:39,037 With nobody to care about but yourself, 197 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:42,040 you can spend your time any way you want. 198 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:43,742 I never thought about it before. 199 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:45,944 I've always just done what Lillian, or Frederick, 200 00:08:45,977 --> 00:08:48,813 or the horse that told me to murder his family wanted. 201 00:08:52,484 --> 00:08:54,085 Well... 202 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:57,622 now is your chance to do what you want. 203 00:08:57,656 --> 00:09:00,192 - Oh! - Travel, get a hobby. 204 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:02,727 Read a book. 205 00:09:02,761 --> 00:09:04,763 Well, and learn the alphabet first. 206 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:07,866 Oh, so many options. 207 00:09:07,899 --> 00:09:09,968 Would you... 208 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,604 want to do something together? 209 00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:16,842 Just us... 210 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,844 lonely gals? 211 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:22,547 Remember how I said that people don't like you? 212 00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:24,049 Oh, yes. 213 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:26,117 Well, I'm one of those people. 214 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,752 But thank you. 215 00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:32,858 When Frederick's in charge, we're finally going to 216 00:09:32,891 --> 00:09:35,093 get rid of all those poor people. 217 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:37,229 Garfield, we are those poor people. 218 00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:40,198 No, if he's in charge, we're all going to die. 219 00:09:40,232 --> 00:09:41,933 We're all going to die! 220 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:42,934 Oh, it won't be that bad. 221 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:44,502 Yes, our wages will be cut, 222 00:09:44,536 --> 00:09:46,738 our rights will be systematically dismantled, 223 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:48,573 and the doctor will be fired, 224 00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:50,509 causing all of us to die, but that's as it should be. 225 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:51,510 I agree. 226 00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:52,644 To hell with it. 227 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,679 Let it all burn to the ground. 228 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:56,882 No! That man is dangerous. 229 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,750 He says he wants a Civil War II. 230 00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:00,585 Why are you so scared of war? 231 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,954 It's a man's most natural state, you idiot. 232 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:04,155 You can't think of a reason 233 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:05,690 I wouldn't want another civil war? 234 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:06,858 We're all gonna die! 235 00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:08,260 Oh, stop your hysterics, woman. 236 00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:10,562 Frederick doesn't mean the things he says. 237 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:12,230 - That's why I like him. - Oh, I think he means 238 00:10:12,264 --> 00:10:14,299 exactly what he says, and that's why I like him. 239 00:10:14,332 --> 00:10:16,868 Well, either way, that idiot is never actually 240 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:19,137 going to be in charge. He thinks rain is a hoax 241 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,006 created by the umbrella industry. 242 00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:23,074 Oh, he's going to build a roof over America, 243 00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:24,976 and then we'll never get wet again! 244 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,611 Well, it doesn't matter anyway, 245 00:10:26,645 --> 00:10:28,914 because we're already dead, and none of you can see it! 246 00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:30,615 All right, all right! 247 00:10:30,649 --> 00:10:33,118 This is why servants should never discuss politics, 248 00:10:33,151 --> 00:10:35,220 religion, or contemporary American painting. 249 00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,289 Whistler is overrated. 250 00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:40,091 Whistler is a master of color and light, 251 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,726 and you know it! Whistler? 252 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,795 Whistler?! Whistler sucks. 253 00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:46,965 John Singer Sargent... now that is a real painter! 254 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,701 Sargent's landscapes are middling at best, 255 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:50,802 you repulsive troll. 256 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:51,970 You wanna tell me 257 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:53,004 that Whistler's "Mother" is a good piece? 258 00:10:53,038 --> 00:10:54,639 Come on! Well, it is! 259 00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:56,575 It's an old lady sitting around, doing nothing! 260 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,343 - No, no! - When I see subjects, 261 00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,845 I want them to be doing something, 262 00:10:59,878 --> 00:11:01,680 or at least be posing! 263 00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:04,749 ? I'm trying to get that money ? 264 00:11:32,244 --> 00:11:33,211 Now that I'm done with Frederick, 265 00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:35,847 I'm off to the place where rich people go 266 00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:37,682 when they're completely out of options. 267 00:11:44,222 --> 00:11:45,657 ? Money don't sleep ? 268 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:47,325 ? Got a penny by the minute ? 269 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:51,162 Okay! 270 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:53,865 - O'Malley, here's for you. - Ah, thank you. 271 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,300 O'Shaugnessy. 272 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,768 - Thank you, dearie. - Ain't cheating this time. 273 00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,336 - Okay. - Muah! 274 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,405 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 275 00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:02,340 O'Connor, you keep looking at me like that, 276 00:12:02,374 --> 00:12:04,309 I'm gonna have to make you my husband, too. 277 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,881 Who am I kidding? You can have a pat. 278 00:12:09,915 --> 00:12:11,016 Ah, there you go, then! 279 00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:12,817 Okay! 280 00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:15,320 Okay. 281 00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:19,858 What kind of sick game are you playing here, 282 00:12:19,891 --> 00:12:22,294 - Kerrtrussel? - I have no idea 283 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,862 - what you're talking about. - What are you doing 284 00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,263 with Lillian Bellacourt? 285 00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:27,799 Shh! Hush up. 286 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,735 You know how sad I've been since my Petunia died. 287 00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,137 Petunia was your cat. 288 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,906 And she made the house into a home! 289 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,274 Look, I've got no problem with you tricking a woman 290 00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:38,143 with amnesia into believing she's your wife. 291 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:39,911 I mean, we've all done it. 292 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:42,981 The problem that I have is that it's her. 293 00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,883 She's a damn heiress, man. 294 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,985 And when her family finds out about this, 295 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,253 you'll be in the clink. 296 00:12:48,286 --> 00:12:49,821 And it'll be worth it! 297 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,857 She's the greatest woman I've ever known or abducted. 298 00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:55,827 Food, food! 299 00:12:57,395 --> 00:13:00,031 - Of course, some food. - Pretzels for you, honey. 300 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,200 My favorite German dish! 301 00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,370 I fold. 302 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,469 Would you like me to pack this? 303 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,837 You have 12 other birdcages. 304 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,539 Blanche, I want to make a good impression. 305 00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:19,376 Beatrice, can I ask your advice? 306 00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:20,811 Celery is making me be president, 307 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,512 but it sounds really hard. 308 00:13:22,546 --> 00:13:24,715 No! For the love of America, no! 309 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,751 Nothing. 310 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:30,153 I thought you were dead. 311 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:31,321 No, I'm still holding on. 312 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:32,789 Oh! Huh. 313 00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:36,460 Well, if I'm president, I won't be able to focus 314 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,762 on what really matters, like... 315 00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,431 what's for dessert, or... or teaching myself how to fly. 316 00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:42,699 This is as far as I've gotten. 317 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,470 Hmm. You should focus on that. 318 00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,538 - You're so close. - Thank you. 319 00:13:48,572 --> 00:13:49,906 Blanche, don't forget to pack my Bible. 320 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,575 - I want to look smart. - Yes. 321 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:53,377 - Are you going somewhere? - I'm going to college. 322 00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,379 Ew. 323 00:13:55,412 --> 00:13:56,513 Gross. When? 324 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,815 I don't know. Tomorrow? 325 00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:01,218 I'm... not sure how college works. 326 00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:02,519 Well, if you're gone, 327 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,421 then I won't have anyone to play with. 328 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:07,924 So, I... might as well be president. 329 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,459 Will you at least stay for the speech 330 00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,495 where I tell everyone I'm going to ruin the world? 331 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,497 Or run the world? What's the.. 332 00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,565 Sounds boring, but... all right. 333 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,769 Thank you. 334 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,537 - You found your ring. - Oh, yes. 335 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,738 Turns out I left it on my desk, 336 00:14:21,772 --> 00:14:23,273 and not in the soggy velvet 337 00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:25,375 of the mystery woman of my dreams. 338 00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:27,878 Well, all right. 339 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:31,615 I guess I'm... off to be president. 340 00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:34,318 Unless anybody wants to stop me. 341 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,492 - Did you say something? - Nothing. 342 00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:43,760 - You didn't say anything? - No. 343 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:44,761 Okay. 344 00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,763 Uh... 345 00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:48,532 Well... it's a lot of power. 346 00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:50,000 A lot of responsibility. 347 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,535 That I don't have to do... 348 00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:54,004 if anyone says literally anything. 349 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,906 Miss Beatrice, perhaps you should stop him. 350 00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:59,242 No, I think it's better this way. 351 00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:00,377 - Good-bye. - Bye. 352 00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,731 Oh! Sadly, it's back to work 353 00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,933 - for me, dearie. - No, you're working? 354 00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,002 I was gonna make wood biscuits for lunch. 355 00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:26,670 Oh, that sounds too delicious, 356 00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,405 but I had to pick up an extra shift... 357 00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:30,307 big event for the vice president. 358 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,675 Wait, that sounds familiar. 359 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,043 No, it doesn't! 360 00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:35,879 Politics is boring and for men. 361 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,714 Don't worry your pretty little mind 362 00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:39,416 about that, my little pie. 363 00:15:39,449 --> 00:15:40,751 Kisses forever. 364 00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:41,818 Kisses forever. 365 00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:50,027 Kertrussel! 366 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:53,964 Kertrussel! You forgot your gun! 367 00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:55,499 Kertrussel! 368 00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:05,475 Dear America, I come to you today 369 00:16:05,509 --> 00:16:07,644 not just as a man, 370 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:08,845 but as a great man. 371 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:11,748 And not just as a great man, 372 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:13,650 but as a president man. 373 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:23,593 This ring... 374 00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:26,964 Today... 375 00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:28,465 My ring! 376 00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:29,900 Where did it go? 377 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:33,737 Fre... Fre... 378 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:36,940 Hey! 379 00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:38,709 I used to have a ring just like that! 380 00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:40,877 It was you. 381 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:43,480 You are my beloved. 382 00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:44,681 Freddy! 383 00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:46,416 Go on with the announcement. 384 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,918 Frederick, Frederick! 385 00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:53,557 Thank you, thank you, but... 386 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,926 I don't need your love. 387 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,929 In fact, I'm a little disgusted by it. 388 00:16:58,962 --> 00:17:00,497 There's only one person 389 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,898 who will always love me no matter what. 390 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,102 And it's my sister, Beatrice. 391 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,607 You people only love me because I burned the flag 392 00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,376 and destabilized our democracy, 393 00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:14,144 but Beatrice doesn't care about that stuff. 394 00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:17,147 Beatrice just cares about me, and how I feel, 395 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,149 and if my hair looks pretty. 396 00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,451 - It does look pretty. - Thank you, Beatrice. 397 00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:23,887 I'm not qualified for president. 398 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,988 I don't even know if it's pronounced 399 00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,957 the "U-S" or the "us." 400 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,593 And frankly, I don't care. 401 00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,962 Because I don't care about this country. 402 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,830 And I don't care about any of you. 403 00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:36,967 All I care about is Beatrice. 404 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,669 - Oh, Frederick. - Oh, Beatrice. 405 00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:53,617 Oh, goodness me. 406 00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:05,244 Kertrussel! 407 00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:06,645 Kertrussel. 408 00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:08,714 You forgot your gun again, sweetheart. 409 00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:11,217 I told you to not leave the house, darling. 410 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,351 Oh, hi, Lillian! 411 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,619 Hi, Beatrice. 412 00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,492 Beatrice... 413 00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,427 I literally have no behavioral standards at all. 414 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,196 I can make anyone cry in under 60 seconds. 415 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,664 I get to marry the prince! I'm Lillian! 416 00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,100 Imagine my face on a milk jar... 417 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,502 or an oat sack. 418 00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,070 I can't be better than you at anything? 419 00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,271 That's the dynamic 420 00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:33,472 that's been working for us so far! 421 00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:35,174 Stop trying to make this all about you! 422 00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:36,375 You're only pretty in Massachusetts! 423 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,344 I'm a star, 424 00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:39,445 and you're not. 425 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,449 I'm supposed to be the famous one. 426 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,684 What's the point of living when Beatrice is famous 427 00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:47,553 and I'm not? I'm going to miss 428 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,255 our custom-made suicide outfits. 429 00:18:54,627 --> 00:18:56,495 This is all your fault! 430 00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,398 Okay, Garbagella, 431 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,833 why don't you just go ahead and give me the gun. 432 00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,102 My name's not Garbagella! 433 00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:05,404 It's Lillian Bellacourt! 434 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,540 You held me hostage. 435 00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:11,143 I slept... on cotton! 436 00:19:11,177 --> 00:19:12,778 - Ew. - I was happy. 437 00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,280 I had it all. 438 00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:16,649 And then you got famous! 439 00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,818 You ruined my life. 440 00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:21,320 No, no, Lillian. I'm sorry I stole your dream. 441 00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:23,589 I didn't mean to. And you know what? 442 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,758 Being famous, it's really hard. 443 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,693 And if you want to, you can have it. 444 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,094 Wait, you're not just saying that because 445 00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,296 I'm holding a loaded weapon, are you? 446 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,264 Well, I am, but also, no. 447 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,667 I don't want it anymore, and you need it more than I do. 448 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,670 Lillian, I am giving you my fame. 449 00:19:37,703 --> 00:19:39,405 Oh, Beatrice. 450 00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,407 That's all I ever wanted, really... 451 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,375 was to be more famous than you. 452 00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:45,177 Well, to be more famous than anyone, really. 453 00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:47,713 Look, it's President Roosevelt! 454 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:49,815 I go hunting for one fortnight, 455 00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,551 and you try to usurp me! 456 00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:56,822 Drop the gun! 457 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:02,328 Beatrice! No! 458 00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:05,431 Frederick, no! 459 00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:10,536 I'm finally flying! 460 00:20:26,452 --> 00:20:28,154 I think he's dead! 461 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,726 Garbagella, you're under arrest. 462 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:36,529 Anything you say or do 463 00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:38,631 can be held... I love you so much! 464 00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:40,833 Lillian! You shot the president! 465 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,468 Smile! 466 00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,336 It turns out, we both got what we wanted. 467 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,738 I'm finally famous! 468 00:20:45,771 --> 00:20:47,506 All right, off to the pokey, now! 469 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,377 And I get to keep my brother. 470 00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:56,248 I guess Freddy's going to be president after all. 471 00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:05,914 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com